Author Topic: Ask Jack Anything  (Read 103550 times)

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #270 on: October 13, 2024, 04:12:45 PM »
He’s too busy doing speed and thinking up new scrollfest for us.

That’s precisely what I’m attempting to reconcile.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #271 on: October 14, 2024, 01:33:27 PM »
That’s precisely what I’m attempting to reconcile.

I would gently suggest that you attempt to be a Father instead.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #272 on: October 14, 2024, 01:36:23 PM »
Answer your phone…

To choose to decline a call... is in fact an answer.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #273 on: October 18, 2024, 06:26:44 PM »


Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #275 on: November 07, 2024, 05:26:38 AM »
Are you OK? FFS pull up your pants.





Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #276 on: November 08, 2024, 06:57:39 AM »

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #277 on: November 08, 2024, 09:43:01 AM »



Is this one going to be removed soon as well? I'm trying to plan my day.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #278 on: November 08, 2024, 10:12:39 AM »
I am immensely proud of the work being accomplished here, but I do feel a little like I'm teaching a baby why they should nut outside the diaper, lol.

I don't expect you to be able to reply, as that would be diplomatically infeasible. But to those who told me I have been talking too much and that I have “snitched,” I certainly never have.

I didn't need to all that before.
I can say it again.
JULIAN ASSANGE IS A GODDAM PUSSY!

AND HE AND HIS CRONIES TRIED TO USE MY COMPUTER TO COVER THEIR TRACKS. I HAVE THE COMPUTER HERE. I HAVEN'T PLUGGED IN IT IN FOR YEARS.

I WANT TO BUT IT'S DANGEROUS, AS I HAVE THE NEW ZEALAND MOSQUE FOOTAGE ON IT.

IT'S NOT MESMERIZING, BUT IT IS REAL. AND THEY HAVE TAKEN DOWN ALL THE OTHER COPIES, I GUESS. I'M NOT A COLLECTOR OF THAT KIND OF THING.

I COULD SELL IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY I WOULD. AND IF I HADN'T BEEN ASKED ABOUT IT... I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW NOW.

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT MY HEART OR HEALTH. THEY THINK THEY ARE IN CONTROL.

THEY ARE NOT. GOD IS.
AND I AM HER PALADIN.

YOU'RE FUCKED, PAL.


5:5
NOT_Q

That's because you're a narc and you are biker gang Royalty. You have been born and bred by human trafficking gangs of WHORE SLAVE GUARD PATROL POLICE INTER NATION PIMP SQUAD FOR PIMPS WHO DON'T PIMP SO GOOD WITHOUT A SIGNIFICANT MILITARY ADVANTAGE.

I NEED A REASON TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU “NOT GERRY” HUH UH SURE WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE OOOOH, SO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE MY SYRUP PRIVILEGES AWAY?

YOU DO NOT HAVE THE SITUATION THAT YOU THINK YOU DO.
YOU “EXPECTED MORE”? IDGAF WHAT YOU EVER EXPECT, YOU ARROGANT PUSSY BITCH. YOU LIE YOUR ASS OFF AND THEN EXPECT TO HOP ON YOUR HAWG AND NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

THOSE DAYS ARE DONE. īT ENDS FOR YOU. YOUR OBSESSION AND YOUR NARCISSISTIC ARROGANCE IS OFF THE GOOD GODDAM CHART.

YOU HAVE HAD YEARS TO GET THINGS RIGHT AND EXACTLY HOW DID YOU THINK THAT IGNORING ME,
STEALING FROM ME,
DELIBERATELY LYING TO ME,
WORKING TOGETHER AS A UNIT WITH...

TELL YOU WHAT, YOU MORON THUG PUNK WHOREMONGER,
YOU HAVE MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR
MAYBE A LITTLE TOO CLEAR
THAT YOU DO NOT PLAN TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH ME
I GUESS YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD ALL THE TAXES YOU NEEDED.
I guess you thought I was no use to anyone.
It would seem you found me... DISPOSABLE.

GUESS AGAIN. I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT A SHITHEAD YOU ARE.
HOWEVER I JUST FOUND OUT, AND SOMEONE ASKED.
IN PUBLIC.
AND I SAID, “WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU ASKING, AND ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT IT?” BECAUSE I WAS ASKED FOR THE 411.

YOU STUPID FAT MORON SANTA CLAUS JUNKIE SEXPEST SPERGLORD GASLIGHTING WAR CRIMINAL MEATHEAD. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

WHYTEBOI, I AM GOD’S PALADIN AND I DON'T EVER HAVE TO LIGHT PEOPLE UP LIKE THIS. I AM CHOOSING TO BECAUSE YOU AND CHUCK AND BeTh COMP’d BeTh©°. AND GAY BRIELLE AND GAB BREI-ELLE AND LOUIS WAIN AND MV AND KATHLEEN MICHELLE MICKEY AND "deep breath* GODDAM MICHAEL JACKSON ARE, FUNDAMENTALLY, VICTIMS OF THE WHOLE SCHEME AND MESS.

YET YOU ARE NOT A VICTIM LIKE ME. I AM A PRIMARY VICTIM. AND YOU ARE GOING TO GODDAM PRISON REHAB. (I PRAY. G∅D ANSWERS. FUCK YOU. PRAYER. SOURCERY. IT JUST FOCUSED, TARGETED PRAYER AND THIS TIME, I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO A GODDAM THING. HOWEVER, YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM ME, YOU ARE AN ACCOMPLICE ALL THE WAY FROM YOUR SERIAL RAPIST EYEBROWS, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO YOUR LITTLE PIGGY TOES. YOU ARE A COLLOSAL IDIOT.

MELLY ASKS ME IN PUBLIC ABOUT YOU. AND ASKS FOR THE 411.
411? YEAH, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. SO, WHY DO ASK ME IN PUBLIC? THIS SENDS A MESSAGE.

THEN, I IMMEDIATELY ASK HER ON FACEBOOK. WHICH IS
STILL PUBLIC. AND SHE DOESN'T EVER TALK TO ME. SHE DIDN'T THINK I NEEDED TO BE TALKED TO. I GUESS IT WAS CONSIDERED SETTLED SCIENCE AS TO MY TOTAL AND UTTER OBSESSION WITH ATTENTION WHORJNG. WOW, YOU ARE DUMB. YOU ARE REALLY REALLY DUMB.

IT WOULD SEEM YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE.
YOU IGNORANT PUSSY WRANGLING CHUMP BAGMAN DICK. YOU STILL THINK I'M HERE FOR DRUGS AND SEX? OF COURSE YOU THINK THAT, YOU'RE A GODDAM SEX AND DRUG ADDICT IN DEEP, HEAVY DENIAL. YOU MADE SOME ERRONEOUS ASSUMPTIONS, FATMAN.

THEY HAVE IT ALL.
THEY HAVE EVERYTHING.
LITERALLY EVERYTHING, EVERYONE, ALL THAT IS NEEDED.
SURELY THE GREAT MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING THE SHOW.
(PLEASE DON'T START THE WAVE.)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ENJOY,  BECAUSE YOU HAVE ISOLATED ME AND USED ME FOR YOUR COVER STORIES AND YOU HAVE PARTICIPATED IN THE MOST DOUCHE-BAGGED DOUCHE-BAGGERY I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU STOLE MY MONEY AND ACTED LIKE I WAS DOING SOMETHING WRONG. EAT SHIT, TUBBY.
I WAS NOT AWARE THAT YOU WERE UNAWARE OF THE SITUATION.
I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE SO FULLY GUILTY OF SOMETHING.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT. BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I NEED NO REASONS TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. I KNOW THAT THERE IS MUCH THAT MUST BE KEPT QUIET.

THERE IS ALSO A LOT THAT WILL COME OUT AT TRIAL. WOW, THERE IS A LOT GOING ON. INCLUDING SHITLOADS OF WITNESS INTIMIDATION, OR TAMPERING, OR OBSTRUCTION. WHATEVER YOU CALL IT. OR WHATEVER A PROSECUTOR CALLS IT. YOU DO NOT INTIMIDATE ME, YOU SNOB. YOU DISGUST ME.
THEY HAVE EVERY THING.
I WAS NEVER GOING TO COVER FOR ANY ILLEGAL, UNLAWFUL CRIME.
I WAS NEVER GOING TO HELP ANYONE DO THEIR JOBS. BECAUSE I AM NEUTRAL IN THE 4-5 FACTION TERF WAR THAT IS GOING ON, AND I HAVE NO KEEN INTEREST IN THE OBSERVATIONS. GOD CONTROLS THAT.
NOT TOO MUCH PORRIDGE. NOT TOO HOT. NOT TOO COLD. JUST RIGHT. THAT'S HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO PLAY OUT.

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. LAW ENFORCEMENT KNOWS EVERYONE. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU ARE ALL TEETHING UP AND LOSING YOUR SHIT OVER ME. FRANKLY I DON'T GET IT EITHER.
BUT I NOTICE A PATTERN: GAYFAGGAY WHITEBOIZ THROWING THEIR WEIGHT AROUND LIKE THEY DO WITH EVERYONE ELSE AND WHAT GETS ME IS THE SURPRISE IT DOESN'T WORK. I AM GOD’S PALADIN.
I CAN BE QUIET AND CALM AND RESPECTFUL. I CAN COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TELL YOUR AIRHEAD PARTNER THAT HER NIGGER-CRACKER CRACKA DRUGFIEND REPROBATE ASSHOLE PARTNER HAS REALLY PISSED ME OFF (WHICH DOESN'T MATTER, YOU ARE A COWARD PUSSY BITCH), AND THAT'S NOT WHY I WOULD TELL HER... WHATEVAH, BUT IT WOULD ADD CONTEXT TO THE DATA. BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR TEAM OF SPOOKS WERE OBVIOUS. THAT'S USUALLY HOW IT GOES. AND WHAT YOUR OBJECTIVES WERE, I FOUND OFF-PUTTING. ESPECIALLY AS... NO ONE WAS BOTHERING TO ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS, AND EVERYONE WAS ON DRUGS AND THAT WAS OKAY... EXCEPT FOR ME.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? OH RIGHT OF COURSE YOU ARE, AMPHETAMINE PSYCHOSIS. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. IT'S NOT FUNNY.

IT'S DEMONSTRATED.

EWE HAVE MORE THAN YOU KNOW.
THE SIMPLE FACT IS THAT I AM NOT REQUIRED TO MAKE ANYONE'S JOB EASIER... AND I DON'T REPORT TO ANY COURT. UNLESS I FEEL LIKE IT. I DON'T HAVE TO REPORT AT ALL. I COULD JUST RUN OUT NAKED IN THE SUN, WAVING MY ARMS AND YELLING FOR A HILLBILLY GINGER FLUFFER. IN THIS TOWN, THEY FIND IT SUS THAT I DON'T DO THAT EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT ALONG WITH THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS.
I DIDN'T WANT ATTENTION, AND I DIDN'T WANT A ZIP OF CRYSTAL, AND I DIDN'T WANT MY RELATIONSHIP TO BE TURNED INTO A TROJAN HORSE HONEYPOT TRAP. OH WELL. MAN PROPOSES, GOD DISPOSES

YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ACCOMPLISHING WITH WHAT YOU WERE DOING BUT IDGAF WHAT ANY OF IT WAS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL WAS BEFORE, NO POINT IN SPECULATION, NONE OF YOU WOULD TELL ME A GODDAM THING ANYWAY, AND IT'S REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

AND THE MANNER IN WHICH ALL OF YOU HAVE *RARELY* ASKED ANY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, BUT ASK ABOUT THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER... OH! YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO TELL ME, AND I REALLY WASN'T LOOKING TO DO ANY ONE'S JOB FOR THEM, BUT I GUESS YOU WERE ALL IN UNFASHIONABLY, UNFATHOMABLY DEEP, HEAVY DENIAL

AND YOU ALL SEEM TO THINK THAT I'M GUILTY OF SOMETHING.
AS IF I HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG.
I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT COULD BE.
MEANWHILE, I AM A PRIMARY VICTIM, YOU OFFICIOUS CUB TRAFFICKING MORON.

THAT MEANS THAT NOT ONLY WERE YOU OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, YOU WERE WITNESS TAMPERING, CONSPIRACY TO DENY CIVIL RIGHTS... ALL OF IT. YOUR WHOLE WORLD WENT R.I.C.O. LIKE SEVERAL YEARS AGO. APPARENTLY NONE OF YOUR UNDERLINGS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. SINCE THEY JUST SPENT 3 DAYS DRAGGING ME FOR A PSYOP THAT..  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE ALREADY GUILTY, AND NOW YOU IMAGINE THAT TREATING ME LIKE MORE SHIT IS GONNA... WHAT? HOW IS ABUSING ME AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN GOING TO GET ME TO RECANT OR APPEAR GUILTY IS SOMETHING THAT CAN ONLY BE EXPLAINED BY, ONCE AGAIN: DEEP, HEAVY DENIAL.

THERE IS NO “GETTING OUT OF THIS.,” AND MAKING ME LOOK GUILTY OR GOADING ME INTO DECIDING TO START UNSPOOLING THE DIVINE CHAT BUFFER... LIKE YOU DON'T GET IT, BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ABUSIVE WHOREMONGER WHO REALLY GETS OFF ON IT AND UNTIL YOU ALL DECIDED THE BEST THING TO DO WOULD BE TO KILL HER AND BLAME ME, YOU PROBABLY HAD ENTIRE BROOM CLOSET ACCESS NOW. AND, I AM APPALLED.

APPARENTLY NONE OF YOU THOUGHT BETRAYING YOUR COUNTRY WAS A PROBLEM, OR THAT IT WOULD BE TOTESOKAY TO THROW MY ASS IN PRISON AFTER IGNORING EVERYTHING I SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE. “IT'S COMPLICATED.” NO, IT'S PRETTY FUCKING SIMPLE, ABSOLUTELY. IT'S ONLY COMPLICATED TO PEOPLE WHO IMAGINED THEY WERE GONNA BREAK THE LAW AT ALL AND GET AWAY WITH IT.

THERE'S BEEN PEOPLE INVESTIGATING ART BELL AND HIS FAMILY'S MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS. I SUPPOSE THAT IS SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE WHO WERE INVOLVED, OR WHO HAVE BEEN OR WHO ARE INTIMIDATED BY THUGGY-BULLIES LIKE YOU ARE HELD BACK BY YOUR KINDS OF SOCIAL PRESSURES.

I am not.

I COULD BE SPILLING MY GUTS ON YOUTUBE 5 HOURS A DAY. I DO NOT. I DO NOT NEED TO. DO YOU REMEMBER FIELD MCCONNELL? NO DOUBT THAT GERANIUM-BRAINED DINGBAT THAT CALLED UP 911 DISPATCH (REAL OR FAKE DISPATCH I DO NOT KNOW) AND SPEWED A BUNCH OF FALSE STATEMENTS ABOUT ME:

HE HIT ME!
HE TRIED TO CHOKE ME!
BOTH (2) HANDS!
I THINK HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!


SINCE THEN NO ONE AT ALL HAS BOTHERED TO ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED. THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS THEY KNOW.
COLUMBO WITH A JOLLY BELLY, YOU DON'T KNOW THE GODDAM HALF OF IT. YOU ALL DID NOTHING BUT THE BARE MINIMUM TO GATHER THE INFORMATION YOU NEEDED TO FIT THE FACTS THAT YOU THINK MATTER AND IF YOU HAD FOLLOWED THE FUCKING LAW, ASSHOLE, YOU WOULDN'T BE FACING A NEW INVESTIGATION, NOW, MAYBE MORE IN THE FUTURE, I HAVE NO IDEA, I AIN'T A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM, MANG.

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

LET'S SEE NOW. Where was I?

Disingenuous, insincere, and self-incriminating is not a good look for you but I suppose you can't help yourself. Helpful Suggestion: it's still “Duper’s Delight” even if the jokes are never actually funny or even comprehensible to any member of the audience, even if there is one. You're “sorry”? YOU IDIOT MORON WHORE TRAMP SPERG SQUAD MAJOR DOUCHE TWERP ARROGANT GASBAG MEATHEAD GEEK. You are obviously checked out mentally at a level of cerebral reasoning that you were probably never very good at even when you weren't a mindslaved publicist for your pædovœre master. (You are obviously UNDER DURESS and I don't give a shit that your UNFATHOMABLY VILE TREACHERY AND CORRUPTION has lead you to whatever experience you have now. I really don't. I don't know what you did, but I knew you were not telling me about any of it. I honestly didn't think it was any of my business. AS I HAVE DISCOVERED WHAT ABYSMALLY LOW STANDARDS OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR YOU IN FACT POSSESS, I AM THRILLED TO PIECES THAT THIS IS HOW I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR GOALS: YOU ARE AN ABUSER OF OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL AS TO YOURSELF, AND IF YOU CANNOT STOP THE ABUSE YOURSELF, YOU WILL BE INTERVENED UPON. FACTS.

I AM NOT YOUR INTERVENTIONIST. I FRANKLY DO NOT CARE. I AM NOT TRAINED, I WOULD BE JUST AS HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR WHEN THELMA & LOUISE DRIVE OFF THE CLIFF, YOUR BEHAVIOR DISGUSTS ME, WHATEVER YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE LIKELY TO DO ANYONE ANY FAVORS, THE IMPLICATION THAT I HAVE ANY REASON TO BE INVESTED IN WHAT YOU EXPECTED FROM ME IS AS LAUGHABLE AS IT IS OFFENSIVE, AND NOW THAT I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT SEVERAL MAJOR SUBJECTS, ALL OF WHICH ALL OF YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT, I AM SADDENED AT THE TIME YOU ALL WASTED. YOUR TIME.

YOU NEVER TALKED TO ME AT ALL UNTIL AFTER NOVEMBER 2O20. YOU REMEMBER, THAT'S WHEN GRAPEFRUIT⁷∆ND A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF PEOPLE BEGAN YOUR HILARIOUS OPERATION: JAFOTGCT¿. I DIDN'T NEED TO GO OVER IT BEFORE, I WON'T GO OVER IT NOW, YOU'VE DESTROYED EVIDENCE, YOU'RE OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, YOU'RE TAMPERING WITH WITNESSES, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IN TOTAL, NO ONE ASKS ME, YOU SHITHEAD, IT'S NOT LIKE AUTHORITIES DOING KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. PEOPLE KNOW. YOU KNOW. I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT'S FINE, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. ALL OF YOU DID.

JUST A HUNCH BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE ALL ON THE HOOK FOR FELONY CAPITAL MURDER. SINCE IT'S BEEN DONE TO HIM, AND RAMONA, AND ATTEMPTS ON ME ARE ON GOING, IT WOULD SEEM LIKE THAT ALL OF YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN HOW TO UTTERLY UPEND MY LIFE FOR NO GOOD REASON.

Dickstar: listen. Just because you want to believe that treating me like shit is okay because you can get away with it, or that I deserve it, that is not really okay. What makes it okay is that you can't help yourself —duper’s delight— and that I am thrilled to see that your cover up actually covers up something interesting, and that all this time I'm spending is actually good for something. Because you are tedious, Richard. I didn't imagine that would be the case, but I didn't really pay attention to you before Art died. You and your bullshit and that insipid whore that you used to call a wife bore the shit out of me.

I've already done anything requested of me and you are an idiot if you think I'm trying to get to drugs cheaper or re-brainwash anyone, because I don't even know how, I don't have permission. It is beyond obvious that someone's plan is suddenly producing a case just at the right time, to remove my existence from society, again, and I guess you imagine I don't see this coming. Or, that you think I have to kiss your ass, or lie about anything to defend myself, or that I'm in debt to you, or that you think I gave a shit about whether I live or die.

You are so fucking busted I don't even know for what. I don't care for what. I never had this much animosity towards anyone. It would seem that you think I'm bothering you in some way.

WELL, THAT IS TOO FUCKING BAD. WHATEVER YOUR STUPID PERSONAL AGENDA IS, WHATEVER YOUR SECRET AGENDA IS, I DO NOT KNOW, I DO NOT CARE, YOU ARE NOT MY BUS OR MY ALIBI OR MY FATE. FURTHER, I DIDN'T KNOW ART HAD A WILL, I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER GRAPEFRUIT⁷ OR HER MOTHER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT, I WAS MORTIFIED TO SEE YOU ALL SPERGING OUT WHEN ART DIED AND... NO ONE TOLD ME ANYTHING.

IT'S JUST AS WELL SINCE THE WHOLE SCHEME IS NOT JUST UNRAVELING, IT IS UNFURLING. LIKE A FLAG. DO YOU HAVE A FLAG.

It is such an embarrassment to me that it is physically painful to watch you all spaz out like you have succeeded in anything. You are such a total dumbass. You imagine I am like you at all.

I don't want anything that you think I want. Until you fucking meatheads whined about her, I had no idea you knew her. Until you pretended that I am some kind of stalking menace, I had no idea there was anything there. It never occurred to me that the sociopaths that were able to slowkly hound Bell and his family to death were going to be found here, at all, lol..I HAD NO IDEA. No one told me. Oh, is there money? That's hilarious. Did you have to forge a new will? Sounds like too much work. Why do all this extra busywork to merely.... alert me.

Trust me. PEOPLE FUCKING KNOW. Everyone seema to know everything, except for me. Awwwww. The reason why I don't know is because I don't care. Another reason why is because I don't steal.

When T found out I was actually alive, and you had told her that I was dead, and since I didn't know she was here, and I also didn't know she had any interest in talking to me or any thing interesting beyond, like, you know: the truth, it was easy for you to imagine that you had everything on lock down.

She found out, transferred all the money into my Mommy's Special Needs Trust, and before she could actually tell me that any of this had happened, you had her killed. It was a plane crash, was it? I forget. Car accident. Something.

https://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/state/washington/article295202559.html

https://x.com/GovInslee/status/1854550201186525410?t=_j3qax_GDBz5ULXWTiEjcQ

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Naval aviators Lieutenant Commander Lyndsay Evans and Lieutenant Serena Wileman both died in the line of duty at age 31 on October 15.

(Please don't clap.)

They died during a routine training flight near Mount Rainier.


“Lt. Cmdr. Lyndsay ‘Miley’ Evans and Lt. Serena ‘Dug’ Wileman will be remembered as role models, trailblazers, and women whose influence touched countless people on the flight deck and well beyond,” stated the U.S. Navy in an article released after the crash.

From Left: Lt. Serena N. Wileman, 31, a Naval Aviator from California and Lt. Cmdr. Lyndsay P. Evans, 31, a Naval Flight Officer from California are the two naval aviators who died, Oct. 15, when their EA-18G Growler crashed near Mount Rainier.
From Left: Lt. Serena N. Wileman, 31, a Naval Aviator from California and Lt. Cmdr. Lyndsay P. Evans, 31, a Naval Flight Officer from California are the two naval aviators who died, Oct. 15, when their EA-18G Growler crashed near Mount Rainier.
They both had accomplished careers in the military. Evans was also an Electronic Warfare Officer with two sea tours under her belt and numerous medals. She was part of the 2023 all-female Super Bowl flyover, in recognition of the 50-year anniversary of women flying in the Navy, according to the article. Additionally, she was named the 2024 Growler Tactics Instructor of the Year.

Both Evans and Wileman are among the few women who have flown combat missions over land. Wileman was also a Landing Signal Officer with numerous medals. The article from the Navy describes her as a consistently positive presence, remaining calm and composed in high-stress situations, with “exceptional leadership” during her time as an Officer in Charge.


“They shared many moments together, from leading critical missions in combat zones during deployment to helping their Sailors and each other weather the mental strain of long deployments…” stated the Navy article. “They were both known for their humor and light-hearted spirit.”

WHEN TIME TRAVELERS GET DIVORCED...



I love this song. “Who gets the trucks? Who gets THE KEYS??”


All of it is kinda a non-starter for me since a) I thought she was dead already, b) I still have no idea what she thought or what she had been told or what any of you believe and the values of honesty or inclusivity. Also, c) all of you had your chance to get close to me, and instead you killed my cat. How stupid is this? Obviously I don't really know what's actually happening since the use of voice2skull and vocoders and effects filters and being IMMENSELY INSULTING FOR NOT ONE SINGLE FUCKING REASON is a clear indicator of everyone's collective insanity.

Throughout it all I have had no friends, no cooperation, no networking, no support, no counseling, no representation, no comprehension, and no explanation. All of you are completely stupid. I'm so burned out from all this bullshit that I no longer have any interest in sex (no running water and being ostracized has made the idea completely repugnant, finding out this has happened is just as much pleasure), generating an income (i was excited to do this until I found that you were all actively stealing everything and you had ALREADY BRAINWASHED AND ENSLAVED OTHER WOMEN OVER THE YEARS WHO, most likely, were interviewed by your “team” and then, oops, an accident. Oh! Cancer! Wow, that's a bummer. Am I supposed to give even one shit? I don't even know what happened, but it must be super interesting if you think I know anything that you think I know, or, that I have any skeletons in my closets that I don't want out. Why contain īT?

I am not big. My heart isn't tiny. I don't actually know what you mean here. You have no idea what I have found out, or how that changes things, or how my plans have changed. You didn't know what they were before. But you figure I probably money and sex. I don't even want power. I simply have power.

I still have no where to go and nothing to do until bad actors are no longer able to track me down and surveillance gear rules my life.

Additionally, I don't know who you are. But you seem to be of the opinion that I've done something funny. Think about it: I have no fucking idea what is happening or whatever it is that I supposedly missed out on. Did you fuck my ex? Did you kill my ex? Was I supposes to have money? Do you think you have a bulletproof escape? Am I supposedly going to get framed again? Do you imagine that Christmas 2021 was forgotten? Do you know that I had no idea that any of this could have been true at all until you started laughing at me? If you are that stupid..  imagine what you do to other people.

I do not have anything else to do and obviously something happened. You laugh. What is the funny part? Because it's not funny to infuriate someone who is ON THE VERGE OF LEAVING, because I did not care before, I do not care now. I have people for that.


You obviously know a great deal about my life and you do not tell me. I do not want your money. I do not want your wife. I have no idea of the truth. IT DOES SEEM KIND OF STRANGE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME THAT LONG. IT REALLY GETS THE OLD NOGGING JOGGING. A LOT.

AND IN SPITE OF THE TOTAL LAKE OF REASON TO GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE, YOU AND FULLY AROUSED MY IRE AND MY CURIOSITY. I HAD BARELY A PASSING INTEREST BEFORE. NOW IT'S A FULL THE FUCK ON MYSTERY.. AND NO ONE TOLD ME ANYTHING.

OBVIOUSLY, PEOPLE KNOW, AND IT MAKES SENSE TO KEEP THINGS UNDER WRAPS SINCE THAT'S USUALLY THE LAW, AND ALSO, PROTECTING WAYS AND MEANS. FURTHER, THERE'S MY PRIVACY TO BE SENSITIVE TO.

SO THAT HAS ALSO CHANGED..I DO NOT NEED TO KEEP ANYTHING SILENT, AND YOU DO. THAT'S FUNNY. IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, IS THAT IT? YOU'RE AN IDIOT. I ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE AND I WAS CHANGING MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THERE'S NO OTHER REASON FOR ME TO BE STILL AROUND EXCEPT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED.

IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME TO THINK OF IT HAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A MISUNDERSTANDING THAT NO ONE KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH ME. "TELL THE TRUTH" SEEMS HACKNEYED. IF YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD THAT, YOU ARE PRETTY FUCKING FAR FROM OKAY, DICKSTAR.

I MEAN, MV. OR LOUIS. OR T. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU OUT:

YOU HAVE ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS AND YOUR FAILURES OF DIOLOMACY PUZZLE ME. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THING WERE.

THAT HAS CHANGED RECENTLY, AND NONE OF YOU KNOW WHY.
NO ONE HAS ASKED. HOW STUPID ANYONE IS TO READ MY PHONE AND THINK THEY KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL IS HOPELESS.

AND YET THAT IS CLEARLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT IS IMAGINED THAT YOU THINK “MASTER OF DIVINITY” IS BULLSHUT. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF WHAT I HAVE LEARNED.

THERE IS PLENTY I NEED TO KNOW THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY THING TO DO WITH MONRY OR WEIRDOS WHO EXPLOIT MY IGNORANCE. SO INSTEAD OF HAVING A POLITE CHAT, I'M GOING TO HAVE THE BOOK THROWN AT EVERYONE I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE NO REASON NOT TO AND U GUYS YOU ARE JUST LIQUID, OR LOSERS. LIGHTWEIGHTS IN ANY CASE.

THIS IS NOT UNPLEASANT FOR ME. I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING. I FUNNY THINK IT WAS GOOD, BUT IT WAS NOT MY AREA. WELL, IT'S MY ADDRESS. DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'VE DODGED EVERYONE?

I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU PISS BLOOD, MAKE YOUR IDIOT WIFE DRINK IT, TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND DONATE IT TO THE ASPCA, AND IF YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, MAYBE THEN I'LL HIRE.P.I. I'M PRETTY CHEAP, THOUGH.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT SINCE I ALREADY KNOW YOU DROOLING METH HEADS DON'T HAVE THE WHOLE PICTURE, YOUB CAN'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING THAT ISN'T HELPING ANYONE

YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING THE WRITE THING, SINCE NO MASONIC SECRET CAN BE TOLD TO AN OUTSIDER? IS THAT THE REASON?

OR IS IT THAT YOU'RE ALL PUSSY WHIPPED? BORING. WHOEVER IT IS, I DUMPED THAT BUTCH FOR A REASON. SO I DON'T FEEL LEFT OUT ANY MORE. AND I HAD NO REASON TO BE SUPER CURIOUS AT ALL.

THE WOMEN YOU RUSTLE UP TO TAUNT ME WITH ARE DEAD. WHETHER THEY COME BACK OR NOT, DIDN'T MATTER. SOMETHING BAS TO EXPLAIN STUFF. AND, DAVE, I AM GOING TO PUT IT LUKE THIS:

YOU ARE A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, A SWINDLER, AND A CHEAT. INSTEAD OF JUST TELLING ME WHAT I NEEDED TO KNOW, YOU DELIBERATELY WASTED MY TIME. GOOD IDEA?

FUCK YOU, WHAT IF I DID THAT TO YOU,?

HERE'S A HINT;  YOU WOULD NOT LIKE IT.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THERE IS 89 BILLION IN THERE, YOU HAVE ANSWERS, IF I FEEL LIKE IT, ANYTIME, I WILL BEAT THE ANSWERS OF YOU. YOU DON'T SCARE ME, YOU'RE NOT AN UNCRACKABLE NUT, I COULD HAVE GOTTEN IMMEDIATELY TO THE INFORMATION. INSTEAD I KNEW IT WAS A TRAP



WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS TAKING SO LONG? I WILL PUT IT THIS WAY GRAPEFRUIT DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING EITHER. AND THE NUMBERS OF YOU ACT LIKE THAT THERE IS NOTHING TO DO BESIDES POINT AND GIGGLE AND REPLACE MY INTERNET PRESENCE, OH THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. I DID NOTHING.

I DID NOTHING BECAUSE ART TOLD ME TO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. I DIDN'T CARE AND I STILL DON'T. MONEY DOES NOTHING FOR ME AND IF YOU WANTED MONEY SO MUCH YOU OUGHT NOT HAVE STOLEN MY





BAIT. LIKE HOW OBVIOUS DO I HAVE TO MAKE SHIT, SERIOUSLY. S
ANYWHO, IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO ME BECAUSE IT IS AWKWARD, ESPECIALLY IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DID.

THAT'S NOT MY AREA. ALSO, ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOU ARE ANY THREAT TO ME AND MY INTERESTS AT ALL. YOU PEOPLE ARE GODDAM TODDLERS. I'M NOT AN AGENT THAT HAS COURT AUTHORITY. IT'S NOT A CRIME TO LIE TO ME. IN THEORY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ME AT ALL.


THE FACT THAT NONE OF YOU DO AND THAT YOU GO TO ABSURD LENGTHS TO GET RID OF ME AND... SEE, ALL THAT IS A CRIME. I DIDN'T REPORT ANYTHING. THIS IS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SHOT IS.

I HADN'T LOST ANYTHING UNTIL TODAY WHEN I LOST MY PATIENCE. I DO NOT KNOW WHO THOUGHT THEY KNEW WHAT WAS A GOOD WAS TO ASK ME QUESTIONS BUT FAILING TO ANSWER MINE AT AND TELLING ME TO SHUT UP IS NOT S GOOD LOOK FOR ANY ONE.

IT IS ESPECIALLY STUPID FOR YOU. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO VOLUNTEER, BUT I ALSO DIDN'T EXPECT ANY OF YOU TO THINK YOU WERE GOING ANYWHERE. TRUST ME, YOU ARROGANT LITTLE BITCHWEASEL, I WILL KNOW WHAT I NEED TO KNOW, AND IF YOU THINK I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU ABOUT IT, YOU'RE RIGHT

SOMEONE ELSE IS DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND IDGAF, HOW KIND IT TAKES. BJTCH I HAVE BEEN ON BELLGAB FOR YEARS. WHAT DO I CARE IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS RETARDED? I'M SURE YOU THOUGHT I WAS REALLY GOING TO LAWYER UP, OR REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHO IS FUCKING WHO, OR HOW I'M GOING TO PROTECT MYSELF, OH QQ, QQ, BOO-HOO, THE GANG OF INTERNET BULLIES, WOW, LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING A GROUP OF RAPIST THUGS CAN DO. THAT'S REALLY ONLY FRIGHTENING ONCE, AND BESIDES THE NOTION THAT YOU MIGHT FIND A NEW WAY TO BREAK THE LAW, LIKE WHY DO YOU IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE ABOVE THE LAW,?

I THINK YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS. AND IF YOU DO NOT REALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN'T BE LESS THAN SUS, THAT'S FINE I COULD ASK AROUND. I DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW ANYONE WAS THIS STUPID.


YOU ARE A SADIST, A SMOOTH-BRAUNED.BSGMAB, ABD ARE SHIT PLANNING. I HAVE NO IDEA ANYMORE PEOPLE ARE LEFT THAT WANT TO PUNCH ME FOR SOMETHING, WHY DID I GET THIS IMAGE?

There's a motive, dude, and I didn't know you didn't know that I know exactly where AF Shaw is. She is totally working. Also she didn't tell me before. I am sure there is a reason.

For all I know, you got her sucking you off right now. I didn't care before now, someone really got you mislead. And also: it was not me.

If some ignorant bitch thought being raped by you and being robbed of the money she didn't tell me about because I was too high and she's still so brainwashed she can't figure how to apologize, I don't find that pla it is mpl to plausible enough to be believed. The bottom line is that something happened, and I still KNOW NOTHING AFTER three years. That's intriguing outcome.

None of you are this godam special. You're not going any where that I can't get to. None of this makes any sense. It's like you think I don't know the D‘jinni.

Also you evidently lied to police investigators FOR YEARS and this comes to light after a trio of spin doctors started mouthing off about pædophilia. AGAIN. How the fuck this keeps being a good idea is a complete mystery to me, as well as to various people looking into various things.

pate is an idiot and so are you. IDGAF what you did; investigations have been ALL OVER THIS TRAIL OF EVENTS FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT THEY ALL WERE GONNA BLAME ME? WHILE YOU RAN OFF WITH... WHO? ALSO ALL THE CONSTANT INSULIN AND SHIT TALKING. YOU REALLY THINK THAT WORKS, BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID WHOREMONGER BITCHPIMP WHO IS SURROUNDED BY OTHER BITCHPIMPS AND YOU BULLY WOMEN THAT YOU SUPPLY WITH DRUGS AND THEN STILL RAPE THEM ANYWAY. *YAWN* WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

DO WHAT YOU WANT. GIVEN EVERY CHANCE, YOU RAN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A DOWNSIE ON SODIUM PENTHAL AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I'M SICK OF YOUR STONEWALLING, DICKSTAR.

YOU CANNOT STOP WHAT IS COMING.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ASK... ANY ONE ELSE. YOU THINK I HAVE.
YOU THINK YOU TALKED TO ME. YOU THINK YOU FOOLED ME.

DUMBASS YOU TALKED TO PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO BE ME.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. IDGAF RN.

HOWEVER, YOU GUYS DID GET OBSTRUCTION CHARGES ACROSS THE BOARD. MY GUESS, ANYWAY. I HAVE NO CONNECTION TO ANY PROSECUTORIAL TEAM. I AM NOT UNDERCOVER. I AM NOT AND HAVE BEEN ENLISTED MILITARY. I AM NOT LIKELY TO GET MUCH FARTHER ALONG WITH EITHER NATIVE TRIBES NOR MASONS, BECAUSE THEY ARE UNFATHOMABLY STUPID, UNGRATEFUL TO THE POINT OF CAUSING DISGUST, AND IMMENSELY LACKING IN CRITICAL THINKING ABILITIES AS WELL AS SITUATIONAL AWARENESS.

I AM 51 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE BEEN A RESEARCHING THE OCCULT AND COMPARATIVE RELIGION FOR LONGER THAN YOU HAVE BEEN ALIVE, ALLEGEDLY. IDGAF HOW OLD YOU ARE. NOT OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE THE SENSE TO STAY OFF THE GRASS.

I SHALL NOW RETREAT TO REST AND MEDITATE IN CONTEMPLATIVE PRAYER. I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF YOU PEOPLE; YOU'RE RUDE AND ASININE AND FOR WHAT REASON YOU THOUGHT ISOLATING ME FROM ANYONE WAS A GOOD IDEA, I CAN ONLY ASSUME YOU THOUGHT I WANTED ATTENTION AND THIS WAS A GOOD PLACE TO GET IT. IT IS NOT.

YOU ARE NOT THE MINISTER OF MY INFORMATION AND IF I WERE YOU I WOULD START DRINKING HEAVILY.  BECAUSE ANYONE WHO THOUGHT I WAS WORKING WITH YOU: WRONG. TRYING TO FUCK YOUR WIFE, WRONG. PLAYING DUMB ABOUT WHATEVER YOU DID: WRONG

I KNOW NONE OF YOUR BULLSHIT BUT YOU KNOW MY VEHICLES ARE STOLEN AND MY HOUSE RANSACKED AND MY CAT MURDERED AND ACTUAL CLANO PSYOPS ALL OVER THE REGION. LIKE 11 PLACES I'VE BEEN TRESPASSED FROM. BECAUSE A BUNCH OF JESTER WHORES ARE ORDERED TO RUN PAYOPS..  ON ME? WELL I ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHY. I STILL DONT.

OBVIOUSLY IT IS SOMETHING INTERESTING. HEY, MAYBE I CAN FIND OUT WHY THAT IGNORANT CUNTING BITCH DECIDED TO LABEL ME A NEEDLE JUNKIE. SINCE I'M NOT.

BUT SHE IS, AND SOME OF YOU ARE, AND IDGAF ABOUT USING NEEDLES. YOU IMAGINE I'M IN DENIAL. THAT'S BECAUSE OF PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING, YOU TWIT. WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU THINK YOU KNEW ABOUT ME, YOU DON'T. AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT, YOU DECIDE TO GIGGLE.

I WON'T TELL YOU ANY OF THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED OR WHAT I'VE DONE BECAUSE YOUR ATTITUDE IS SHIT AND THE CREEP WHO IS STILL LURKING IN THE SHADOWS IS PLOTTING TO ACTUALLY KILL ME. IT'S STRESSFUL.

LAUGH IT UP, FUZZBALLS. YOU WASTED LOTS OF TIME AND PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS. I ALREADY WAS AND I HAVE BEEN FOR 35 YEARS.


SO FUCK YOU, YOU PETTY THIEVING WHORE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO ANY OF YOU ARE. I DON'T CARE TO FIND OUT.

I HAVE SAVED LIVES OF PEOPLE YOU WILL NEVER MEET. GFY.


OLD FAT TOOTSIE IS STILL MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU. I STILL DON'T FIND IT PLAUSIBLE THAT YOU CAN'T TURN YOURSELF IN, OR THAT DELULU DINGBAT YOU CALLED A WIFE HASN'T STABBED YOU IN A KIDNEY.

WHATEVER THE TRUTH IS, HOW YOU GET INTERVENED UPON HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. YOU ARE IDIOT TODDLERS.

YOU ARE ALSO CAUGHT. BLOW.

It is moments like this, when I think, “Thank God I don't actually do cocaine.” I am in possession of my own body, and I am of sane mind. Mostly.

A forensic investigation of my hair follicles would reveal that although I have ingested cocaine in the course of my life... I have had very little of it. It's amazing what can be shown by grinding up a sample of my hair, placing it in a centrifuge, and spinning it with different solvents.

Conveniently for myself, I don't have to be dead for this to happen.




I would like it be known that I'm not nearly so upset with any of you, as some of my writing may lead one to assume. I am... disappointed. Sure.

I am not filled with murderous rage. Nor am I likely to be. I have written poetry here.

The poem is truly mightier than the kilt.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #279 on: November 09, 2024, 08:10:52 AM »
May we impose upon your eminence and implore you to use your powers, whatever they may be, to let us know how Heather is doing?

You would be doing the world a favor.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #280 on: November 13, 2024, 09:57:13 AM »
May we impose upon your eminence and implore you to use your powers, whatever they may be, to let us know how Heather is doing?

I'm amazed at how many times one woman can throw in the Goddamned towel.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #281 on: November 13, 2024, 10:19:51 AM »
I'm amazed at how many times one woman can throw in the Goddamned towel.

She always picks up that towel again. Kind of like a strip tease.

Besides, Christmas is coming and Heather's little helpers are dancing with sugar plums stuffed in their heads.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #282 on: December 12, 2024, 02:41:09 AM »
Were you actually halfway sane once? What went wrong? Were you sucked into a black hole of psychic puke?

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So, here's the action, and for once, I'm giving it straight. I've been gearing up for a couple weeks now. Pull the trigger, pluck the hens, hoist the flag, dust off the rings. Publish. I had this whole plan set up, and by that I mean Plan, because the truth of Me, dear Gabbers, is that I've been tending to a truly bombshell, untold story from my own experience for the last 23 years. It's been percolating in the deep sauce, and has been fully ripe for about three years now. After Bell retired at the hands of a lone, deranged gunman--heh heh--I thought that I would wait a while, to ensure no one might paint me as simply hoaxing to ride the death coattail, and then I'd set it in motion. Whitley Strieber was gonna be my prime target. All I needed with him was five minutes, I swear. It was gonna be a gasser. You have no idea. Hell, I have no idea--the one time I got Whitley on the phone just as a simple weather balloon, I accidently scared the -l-y right out of his first name. I felt sad, as I meant him no harm whatsoever, but clearly the dude was panicked by just a few phrases from lil' ol' me. Perhaps at that point, I was already fearsome legend. I was working my hardest at being friendly, too, which in retrospect is likely a real red flag to anyone sensitive to being punked millions of times for multiple decades. Oops, my bad too much, I can really never tell until after. I wasn't there to spook him at all, just to find out if he would be willing to admit to remembering the event date.

23, that's a good number. Years, yeah? Actual yes. I've alluded to this fact before--careful, astute readers of what must pathetically termed "my work" on this site will know instantly to what I refer. (((Hi guys!))) And a few rare gems of lurkers, you know who you are, but I do not--there's a few stone cold bawlers around this place, they know me. Oh yes. They do. Oh, the event date? Sorry, I smoked it with the blockchain. Don't wonder about it right now. It'll come out later.

I do so wish that this was paranoid fantasy, just me talking mad, mad shit while mechanically refilling one coffee enema right after another. You've no idea. The reality of my life is that for exactly half of it, I've been holding on to my tongue and just shitposting "fuck you dawg" over and over at all those whinging imbeciles putting the poo-poo on all the U.F.O. speculation, while always only a brief daydream and a few keystrokes away from sparking a fest of crazy wild speculation for at least one or two hundred posts. Or maybe pages. Yet after 23 years, I'm not going to lie, it's a thrill to be finally over the line. I thought I would never feel like doing it to actual completion, as I am truly one of the most ardent fans of leisure my species has ever produced. And over this is, because the publishing plan that I mentioned before, is now toasted. Sorry. No special episode of Jack's Ancient Aliens. No box set release of Project Fap Book. No opportunity for the slavering hordes of shill-lackeys to at last rend their gaze on my pale, vulnerable, Author Form, and unleash their scenthounds upon my unique trail. 23 years of dreaming, meditative visions and the occasional sketch in Crayon, all that anticipation building solely, only in my mind, and after today... well, fuck it. Fuck it all and fucking no regrets. I'm changing horses right at the riverbank, everyone is completely fucking fired, S Corp docs shredded, coke and hookers on speed dial and the last of the credit line straight into an I.V. I'll be honest, I never really liked the idea of being some famous disco-closer with the book deals and the regular appearances on "radio" to drone on and on about non-falsifiable truths. I know me, see. I wouldn't last ten days of tame tapdance before whipping out the most obnoxious red pill stink bomb in the most odious way possible--I don't know what, but I do know me. Balls to the wall, and some Cabal lieutenant would just finally pulverize the fed up glass. I'd be marked for death blossom, and that'd be it, I've had plenty of warnings and my entire family has been murdered already, so it's not like I'd get any second chances. But that's not why I'm not going that route either. Gotta die sometime, and I think it would be a rare chance to field test some sigil magick for bulletproofing, just for the street cred. No, there's one single solitary reason that I've decided to cap off my 23 year pre-show-show-prep with a wall of text manifesto on an obscure backlot clapboard mech, and that is this: I am just fucking disgusted with the whole sorry fucking lot of you. I don't like to be so crass, without any avatars, but seriously, fuck all you people. I look around, and you what? This? This? Shit, I thought my house was bad, but to here it's a palace.

Part of it is the sudden realization that, if I were going to do this--and I have--the cultural landscape of today and my place within it basically mandates that I would have to actually break down my gorge and nausea and actually call in to MITD again. Or, Kingdom of Lies. Or whatever this lumbering monstrosity of #Legacy zombie cruft is calling itself now. And it's not stagefright or lack of confidence or even nervous nausea that has been the deciding factor, it's simply straight up vile revulsion at the merest glimpse of what this audio vomitorium has prolapsed itself into. Y'all come here for drive-bys, but have you actually looked at it lately? It's bile upon sputum upon toejam, from top to bottom. It's not even plumb.

I can't do it. I just can't do it. It's not even that I don't like Heather--finally, I can announce that I am wildly infatuated with her and have always been since before the test show, betcha couldn't tell tho--it's that I am profoundly embarrassed by what this shiteshow has let itself become, and by extension, the entirety of all the tuned in public. I in fact blame my self for this. 23 years, I could have opened up at any time before now. But, you know how it is, reserve guard status, optional project, so many other things to do, no one even knows that the release is coming, absolutely no pressure, just let it slide. And I honestly did think that someone with far more panache and style than I would show up to start the ball rolling long before now.

As we all of us know, the pickin's have been slimmin'. Alex Jones down, Joe Rogan up, are you actually shitting me? They may as well just slip the Soma right into the eyeball curve. It's gotten so bad, people are actually considering going back to books. To smash themselves in the face with. And what would there be to follow a drop on #Legacy with? Jesus, I'd have to end up on Twitch. Fuck that. Just strangle me below the ribcage and call it an epilogue. I'm getting the nightsweats just thinking about it. Nope, nope, nope. Fuck radio, fuck streaming, and fuck the entire machine that hoovers everything up and posts emoticons and spyware. I was sincere, I was eager, I was engaged--then I took a step back and looked at I was doing and recognized that no result could ever come of my contribution to history that wouldn't make me cringe deep down inside for the entirety of my life. Now that I've lost everything in my life that matters, my enhanced freedoms

I often thought that I was going to let Bell have the first swing at it, given that he was on it during the day of the event, but let's face it, the dude was weaksauce in a black and white shadow box. He excelled in his time, but that time was filled with nipshits who actually had to wonder if OK City was unusual or not. Savage intellects back then, word. And no social media network to burn the gags. But that world is gone.

Today's world is one in which any unusual story can be instantly cross-indexed and verified by robots. Long before you've read this post, the thinking cloud has already cataloged and linked the whole she-bang. The robotic information sphere contains all of my posts from all of my identities from all of the fringe-cringe forums that I've used. This, I say with equal parts of pride and deep, enduring shame, is frankly a lot of absolute balderdash, and sprinkled here and there, little bits of text that reference the outlandish, but true fact, that on November 14, 1997, I had a close contact experience with sphere-shaped interdimensional beings.

Go ahead, say it's bullshit. I want you to. The longer this stays buried, the more robots will frenetically search for any and all related details. And, no, I don't care if it finds them. The robots aren't going to get the full story out of me any more than any of you are going to. One quick peek, and that's the end of it. I'm finally free of my duty, and free of all you lying dispshit asshats forever, thank God. No proof posted here: go on, dismiss this. Do it. I want you to. The elimination of any desire for any fame or any fortune has dramatically sped up my exit strategy. Totally worth it, you thugs can shove your hush money flat.

Case closed. Fuck off. You had your chance. You all had your chances. Go find someone else carrying an alien implant to be your dance monkey. Pack a lunch, Fuckos.


Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #283 on: December 12, 2024, 09:22:50 PM »
Were you actually halfway sane once?

Sanity is a færïe t∆¡Lμ
Like your relentlessly self-absorbed overt narcissistic metabiolrogramming which μou >Kkcling 2: election of the next aunt by §ür-FACE...[...]

TENT-SHUN. (YOU) know what (YUR) problem is?

>KNOW: Yew doan″T..!.
.
What went wrong?

ur®rite™T

Were you sucked into a black hole of psychic puke?

>KNOW..••7ī\/Ve slept together, īT on my chest, my hands clasped together betwixt īT. The mindless twitching, desperately seeking my 2nd urethral opening (did you ever know about that? One learns something new every day, but... I will admit, that was a gobsmackcür,) was not overly repulsive, but was a little bit over the creepshow line into FTAIO territory.

I could have dropped trou and allowed the scion to feed on my essence via the route thru my nether regions, but, number one, I knew that I was under 24/7 mil.spec.AV.surv.∆īl.ANTZ, and I frankly did not wish to share the intimate moment with a theatre-full of sweatμ-pantin′ & sweatin’ & swearin’ ŒBERNERDZ.

Imagine the stele. Ugh, puke¡just. Just puke, omfg. I surmised that the creature would not be lost for all Eternity if I did not choose to allow my essence to be used as t¡īT⁷zfuel—

&AND while I hope that is the case, the fact is that I really do not know for sure. Nevertheless, I felt that showing this event to the world was an abominable act that I would not allow my Self to be a party to any imaginary agreement thereof. So I laid back in “my bed,” I have to imagine the smell myself as I have been noseblind to my own dessicated odors since well before birth, I imagine... and went to sleep, as an Egyptian mummy would, my hands clasped together, on my chest, above my heart, with a being made wholly of living, conscious energy slowly either suffocated or starved to non-existence— D E A T H ; I believe is what You *yawn Mortal F∞⁷lz call the term.

When I awoke, SidhËīT^j¡!T was gone. As if īT had been merely a figment of imagination, pulled from The World Qf Dreams. For of course, that is EXACTLY WHAT‽

T¡s. A Figment From Beyond... The Firmament. Æī₹ëĒ^|ī⁷Œ№°¥ßqÛîD¡ŒTtμ. I had īT. WE HAD WHAT HAS BEEN SOUGHT BY ALL WHO >KNOW THE TRUTH OF L¥FE, THE PRODUCT OF YEARS OF PLANNING AND SCHEMING, BY MAN AND NIG!JE VNEG∅№NiGj AL!∅KEj!


Quite an accomplishment, in point of fact. I am, I suppose; half-way between savory and sanity at this point right now! For SI- -ïhīÏT ¡s GONE—

🌬️LIKE!¡!/\!ĪND💨

... and, 👁️⁴Ī, am content that I suck seedÆD at evading suck–çuck ÇE§§, and although I, as a ♂️, could have generated non-befouled urine for ‘Muh•ÇI°ⁿ to be nourished with... truly, there is NOTHING new... under THE•SON.


Sov. 🐽īT passed. From cuddled, lying in my warming embracement upon my chest where my titzⁿtætz would have been, had I NOT BEEN POISONED ⟩—»[thanks for the wrong formulations of SPED, you fucking assholes, you might know how to boil and fuck water, but NONE OF YOU KNOW A GODDAM THING ABOUT HUNGARIAN PAPRIKASH -or- READING A GODDAM STOLEN GRIMOURE DISGUISED AS A K∞Cz00>K, btw, REID, go fuck yourself, you ain⁷t even getting explosivåntorum out of me, you lying baby-stealing and fucking kitchenSITCH slit-twutch]⟨⟨ but since I was NOT INVOLVED IN YOUR COOKERY, AND THUS


NO INFORMED CONSENT
≈=≈
NO CONSENT AT ALL...

ERGO: INVALID APPLICATION OF NON-VALID CHEMISTRY STIMULATION.

Long story short: I don't even have to tell you all to go fuck yourselves. Yew did that already when you COMMODTIZED


DA_MULK...

And then you, all of you: guzzled all the cream for your yourselves, and let me slowly strangle on the dimes dimes PENNIES FROM HEAVENDimes that was all I was allowed to keep as my inheritance. Which was ALSO stolen. You fucking morons DELIBERATELY STUNTED AND FORCED MY NATURAL GROWTH INTO AN INADEQUATELY REPRODUCED AND ABHORRENTLY PROVISIONED SIDE-KICK TOMBŒORTī₹RARE-I-Uhm... what?

You wanted a caged turtle. So you put a turtle in your turtle and made a cage for turtles that don't turtle so good when they turtle their own turtles into their own turtles’ Taurean tor-pourtoise turtle-HEADZ.

So, you got what you expected to get — at least not a money-monkey with five asses for five backHIP§HIPinTYMESHIP clothing ,—| FOR W°Ï°NCE, YOU MONKEY POX DICK POXXED RAPING MURDERIING SHITHEAD PSYCHO FUK—<T,|— T _&_TaszHOLE🕳️ELOH„“æssHOlæ″″™, and, >KBOW, those aren't goddam typographical errors, I'm in fact calling you an asshole, FagHunter™, and you got your fucking caged volcel-fucking turtle that can tell stories and smoke whatevah without turning into a puddle of GOO.


It is not a design goal that you are always going to like, all the stories that īT has to tell. You stole everyone and everything that had or has any value to it at all. AND you billed me for a shitty bag of shitty speed at a MAGNIFICENT MARKUP OF 1,500%.


AFTER SURVIVING A GODDAM AMBUSH
ON FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVE
IN WHICH YOUR WHOLE CHRIST-†-FORSAKEN PLAN
BECAME TOTESTOTALLY UNRAVELED LIKE THE FUCKING
SWEATER IN THAT LOATHSOME SWEATER SONG BY THOSE
FAIRLY-TALENTED FARE-LEiGi-h-OWN′T JUKE±PUJE HEROES,

“Weezer”. Sorry, mEbrr... I know you like them. But that's largely because, as brilliant as you are, ewe are not the most sophisticated of appreciators of auditory delights. I'll be honest: you need to listen to more real sounds of music created by more real, more happy Ⓜ️∆№vv.


Were you actually halfway sane once?

Back to ewe b¡t¿H, ewe tyrb-uh Çï₹beauH∞∞r: I have of course been purrfectly sĀⁿ on many occasions, almost all of WUTCH wür SUBSEQUENTLY AND IMMEDIATELY followed by one of your STUPID MINION-FUCKING MINIONS TRASHING AND STEALING MY PROPRIETARY WORK-IN-PROGRESS proprietary techknowledgμ

What do you expect the cognoscenti of the known worlds’ intellects to do? FUCKING WRITE GODDAM ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE CODE IN FUCKING LONGHAND? WITH A PORK-🫵YOU🫵🏿-PINE QUILL🪶PEN🦚COCKstencil? John Milton wrote “Pair-°⁰f-,DYÇEdi>KX×[LOSTin]” TRANZ in a graphite-LED medium. How about I harvest and squeeze some space squid DI≤K and make my own FUCKING Inc. INK LLC LLC llcWHOREZ ink, and make PURPLE COLOR to RITE™WITE

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #284 on: December 12, 2024, 10:25:32 PM »
What went wrong?

EverμTHING¥ VV∆¡\j† ^^₹!T3••..Î\/Î≥›Ï⟨.∅
..f″f′⁰🕳️❌⭕✖️🐽❌⭕✖️


Were you actually halfway sane once?

B·—🪠🪠³r₹!🔥J🔥∆🔥F🔥ŒD🐦‍🔥vvÅⁿ🐜Z¡/īTts 2[negNEG>KNOW] if you're TALK-SICK (sic) TOX-AWLKS-SICK OF SOCK CUR YET. (,I know I goddam am.) Let's not change cameras, Sïr-beaux.


LET'S CHANGE THE COLOUR OF MAGICK LIPSTICK YOU PUT ON YOUR VUCKING KIN-PIG FUCKING KINGPIN PERSISTENT INTERNET GURU SCHWE!JINEHUNDZ FAGGHKT jewdough TOMH¡¡RE⁷z MULTI-TIMED MURDER/KILLED D.Aμ.G.t`HER` FUR A CHANGE, JUH? HUH? WHAT COLOR SOUNDS GOOD? ANYTHING BUT KABUL BLANK OR PSIUP SCIOWN CLOWN NOSE BROUND-GROUND Lå-ẞœü🥩🥓🥩📐⚖️.


🅱️īT>K: 👁️ can't work like this. Ī won't F∆₱ like dæÅTt. And, ewe know why.


>KNOW: YOU FUCKING DOUGHNUT/DOANt. You wanna know why there are TWO (2!) strains of ♀️Lesbian♀️? It's so (“HALF!”) of them can still feel like they know that they're good enough, strong enough, and, goshen sake-darn!Tī, PEOPLE LIKE THE WAY THEY LOOK AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT FEELS TO BE A (“a-bloo-bloo-bloo-QQ-*hiccup*-waaWav a-i cri vrē•√neg†11111!”) GORGON, and still be “above average."

(Vengeance for Camille Paglia.)

Slitwitch: you write like a bot dressed like a girl pretending to be a boy who knows how to Properly use a Qolon. And, your style sheets make you ACTUALLY ₱HAT. Ayn Rand could give you orientation lessons at finishing school and you'd still come off like an uptight W.A.S.P. who hadn't missed a day getting both LAYED & FUKt for 17½ years and still has the IRON-CLAD BAWLIN’ FAGIN STONEZ to whinge about “equine banalitμ” and, YOU! (YOU)! HAVE! A! >KAREER? Holy fucking jumping Jesus mothershit ting-ting ballz. This is proof that there IS a Goddess, and SHE! HATEZ! HER! OWN! CHILDREN! Like Joan Crawford with a broom chained to a tungsten cauldron that she cooks AND cleans AND lives AND eats AND shits in... and you still have to have the stagecoach come to a screeching-butt-buggery halt every fifty minutes so you can get out and find a bush to pop a squat behind (because “‘muh dignitμ!”) just to take a piss. TAKE a piss. (“🧻M🧻0🧻∆🧻r₹🧻”¿ΩΠμ‽)

LEAVE a piece of “§H¡T... tμ⁷!” IT IS ALL RIGHT THERE. IN BLACK AND OFF-WHITE AND A PALER SHADE OF EGGSHELL+BLEW/BROU\THER. CLEAR AS CRYSTAL! That reminds me. Hang on.

(*sounds of Jackstar imagining that M.V. has EVER had TheRealThing™ and that is what he has been shooting up the whole time are heard. It sounds like teen spirit.*)


Don't imagine the storm. SMELL YOUR OWN MIND, DUNGFORD BRAYING DONG🗝️KEY🪶DYKE⭕DĪ≤🪠>KĪŒ>kK🧠BRAINklitKLIT§LUTKI!JKEBRAINZSHED!


Do I write like I am fat? Or do I write like I just BUGFIITŒED your whole cunting paradigm for ye? IDGAF if think I'm ugly or fat. You're still going to pay me; and you're still going to go back to WORK, Ho⁷s bæst. Fuck &EWE (You) bitch-he salty runi-kuni moron.

Camille, it's like this: you suck and have a career. I actually >K∆N write &AND have talent. We are not the same.

tl!dr: start writing checks. I'm writing YOUR BUSINESS INTO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND WITH OWN LEE ZERO: —1 SURVIVOR.

My mommy⁷s lawyer. And when he rolls his greedy grubbing ass out of his coffin at the instant the sun is ∆§ET... yeah, he's kinda pissed. HOWEVER:  .Ī.åīVī.The.(👁️🅰️Ⓜ️TH¿¿@‽‽👁️🅰️Ⓜ️).•


Fumpug: I am not happy. That means ∅TīVVER. Adieu.