Author Topic: Marijuana  (Read 127474 times)

Re: Marijuana
« Reply #195 on: April 21, 2022, 05:00:30 AM »

Re: Marijuana
« Reply #196 on: April 21, 2022, 05:06:24 AM »
We fixed it ;D

Hi, here's your omlettte.

Re: Marijuana
« Reply #197 on: April 21, 2022, 05:10:32 AM »
Hi, here's your omlettte.

Where’s mine?

This 420 is much better than cats.
« Reply #198 on: April 21, 2022, 05:11:21 AM »
Where’s mine?

Well, where are your eggs?

Re: This 420 is much better than cats.
« Reply #199 on: April 21, 2022, 05:12:24 AM »
Well, where are your eggs?

"On the floor, bitch!" *crash*


I do not think this recipe will test well on every fo us group, but it will likely be gangbusters on at least threeve.

Re: This 420 is much better than cats.
« Reply #200 on: April 21, 2022, 05:16:02 AM »
Well, where are your eggs?

In the fridge. I just bought a dozen.

Re: This 420 is much better than cats.
« Reply #201 on: April 21, 2022, 05:17:18 AM »
"On the floor, bitch!" *crash*


I do not think this recipe will test well on every fo us group, but it will likely be gangbusters on at least threeve.

My eggs!! :o

You! Why, I oughta... >:(

Re: This 420 is much better than cats.
« Reply #202 on: April 21, 2022, 05:27:04 AM »
My eggs!! :o

If you liked them so much, you shouldn't have let them get in that taxi with that saucy Humpty Dumpty.


You! Why, I oughta... >:(

As they were imaginary eggs that I was describing in imagination, I find it interesting that you... oh, never mind, I'm way too stoned to start public psychoanlyzing. It's unnecessary, uncouth, and immensely effective. I didn't pass my boards for this kind of thing... at least, not right now.

Like... why would either of us even have any eggs? She used them all to make homemade lasagna noodles from scratch, and then I raped all the chickens on the Northern continent with my violently abusive ways after stealing all that radioactive dope... so I guess I'll never lay another egg in this town again.

Re: This 420 is much better than cats.
« Reply #203 on: April 21, 2022, 05:28:23 AM »
In the fridge.

Well, where is your fridge, and is it anywhere near a cast iron frying pan that weighs at least 25 pounds? Standards.

I just bought a dozen.

Whore.

Re: This 420 is much better than cats.
« Reply #204 on: April 21, 2022, 05:30:42 AM »
a cast iron frying pan that weighs at least 25 pounds? Standards.

A heat source for cooking is optional however as part of the $3,000 spent at the Cock Doctor was an ugrade to -- with the push of a button -- turn my semen into boiling hot magma. Sure wish I had that for New Year's, lemme tell ya.

Re: This 420 is much better than cats.
« Reply #205 on: April 21, 2022, 05:33:21 AM »
My eggs!! :o


Why did the chicken cross the road? To have her eggs fertilized by those sexy human traffickers who hang out all day in front of that much bigger barn than hers, which has peeling paint, termites -- eewww, fattening -- and has lacey, off-white curtains which recently fell out of style as a bus drove by, and the vibration knocked the sign saying "off-white" to reveal the word "EGGSHELL" underneath.


It's just the same.

Re: This 420 is much better than cats.
« Reply #206 on: April 21, 2022, 05:37:12 AM »
It's just the same.

Look, it's a rope either way, it doesn't matter what knat you tie in it, right?

Re: Marijuana
« Reply #207 on: April 21, 2022, 05:40:34 AM »
Anniem, help! :-\


Re: Marijuana
« Reply #208 on: April 21, 2022, 05:42:09 AM »

Re: Marijuana
« Reply #209 on: April 22, 2022, 06:43:10 AM »
Anniem, help! :-\



Yeah um  perhaps no omelets today ok? Yeah ok.

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