Asuka Langley/Alice I’m calling you out!

[AC400KICK]

Alice..please just come back to Manhattan. We would have the most epic and LIT 🔥 af time ever. Come to Yorkvillle. You have my number. You are in DC now. Call anytime bruh.

[AC400KICK]

Alice you got my number. But here it is again. I don’t give A FUCK. I am a nobody. I have been a nobody my whole life. I work in Central Park. So here is my number again, Alice 929-995-6094
Call anytime.

[AC400KICK]

Asuka Langley = Scuffed Alice

I got you. You have a friend in NYC.

[Master Trollda]

So, Suki is actually a woman?

Of course, I’m taking this news with a HUGE grain of salt given that it’s coming from a guy who believes EVERYTHING the MSM tells him, hook, line and sinker.

[AC400KICK]

So, Suki is actually a woman?

Of course, I’m taking this news with a HUGE grain of salt given that it’s coming from a guy who believes EVERYTHING the MSM tells him, hook, line and sinker.

This person is Alice. Referencing Luna?? Really?? This is Alice. And the context. Damn, I never realized how hot Asuka was. You are pretty hot Asuka/Alice

[AC400KICK]

So, Suki is actually a woman?

A rather attractive woman. 

[Worthauger]

You are pretty hot Asuka/Alice

.

[Worthauger]

Damn, I never realized how hot Asuka was.

Welcome to Amateur Hour.

[AC400KICK]

Welcome to Amateur Hour.

Not by a long shot.

[AC400KICK]

Asuka Langley (aka Scuffed Alice) is a hot one. Wow, I guess I’m going to…….JERK OFF to fantasies of Asuka Langley/Alice showing up in NYC and the two of us hooking up in either Central Park or Flushing Meadows-Corona Park and me taking Asuka/Alice from behind leaning her up on a tree or wall from the behind, STANDING DOGGYSTYLE

[AC400KICK]

Wow, Asuka/Alice has me HYPEDDDDDDD!!! Where you takin’ me Asuka/Alice?!?!?!

[Jackstar]

Where you takin’ me Asuka/Alice?!?!?!

I will be honest, like I AM BEING right now, you worthless hunk of excreted concrete (profane:

Wow, Asuka/Alice has me HYPEDDDDDDD!!! Where you takin’ me Asuka/Alice?!?!?!

); at this time, I have literally absolutely no idea, but I can tell you this: you're not going to need any goddam fuckin’ Coors Light, or Bud Light, or any other goddam fuck-mother-fuck-bucket any other kind of Light, motherfucker—it's going to be 100%

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K-RAD



*klick* PERIOD

I am a star. I am not The Light. I bring My Own light. The difference between Me and You, is that: I KNOW THIS.

Wow, Asuka/Alice has me HYPEDDDDDDD!!!

By the way, your stream sucked. Get a real job, k-Loser.

[Jackstar]

Not by a long shot.

Get back to me after you're done raping (sic) LIGHTNING CRASHES lightening up Francis, Bitch Lips. *actualclique*

[Jackstar]

Wow, I guess I’m going to…….JERK OFF

[Jackstar]

me taking Asuka/Alice from behind leaning her up on a tree or wall from the behind, STANDING DOGGYSTYLE

No flowers? No chocolates? What a complete fucking waste of time.