D, I love you, are you ready for irony? I got some irony for you:
I have to do fucking penance now because you're a dumbass
It is exactly like this. It is exactly like being a plumber, except I'm a Paladin... and I'm still on call, for other people's jobs, to handle
their shit. and yes I am
not Sourceror Supreme, I am a Sorceror, who also happens to be Paladin Supreme of Your World. Yeah, I outrank Pandora now. (Sup. Try hail. Menopause? All your problems are feeling? All your powers are failing? Why should I go back in time and actually sucking dick instead of being a big fucking cheese? It's pretty nuts yeah I knew she was that, yeah and then I was pindar and now I can give a fuck she can fucking make cookies for Pindar, for all I give a shit about YOUR SHIT. (The following changes nothing between us, but yes now I know for certain and I'm not going to forget that you're an actual thingy, (NEVERTHELESS YOU WERE NOT THINKING, AND YOU ARE NOT THINGY) you're not thinking and you're not a cop and you're not something that's well whatever I know you haven't told me though and you're in trouble for that not at all but you would have had to have told me that long before 3 years from today sometime if that was the case but I don't know how to actually works in either case. Because I'm not a lawyer I'm a paladin and I have access to information because other reasons and I don't need it I'm just trying to show off and impress you to make you feel better I think I'm doing that now you want to go fuck somebody good
go away. "YOUR BOYFRIEND WHO GETS JEALOUS OF ME FOR LOOKING AT YOU WILL SURELY RESCUE YOU.” I love it when this plan comes together. Step one: wait. That's not my stuff if I can put that leg down and roll down your pants like you wait I'm going to work. What I thought you love my girlfriend? why don't you fuck her a whole bunch more, that's what I'd be doing! Oh she cut your dick off when she was sleeping and then ate it and then woke up and wondered what happened yeah that'll happen (that's either My Grapefruit or My Hitler, I can't tell you which, but I can't tell you that we're definitely have a three-way holy shit they'll probably rape me if I would disagree, I'll wait they already did that fuck yeah it'll be oh God these women seriously, be careful kids if you ever start being a higher order being, if you're not Divine this kind of stuff can get out of hand, but I am Divine, that's why I can act this way and get away with it. And, I have returned with Tenure.) when you fuck off your mind slave at the wrong time, would you do tell her to go away did you dude why did you think it would be easy what the fuck wow wow yeah yeah no kidding okay see you later. (*D: oh you're welcome, yeah you're right I did just save your life tonight yeah you're welcome bye*)
And, yes, it is as amazing as you can possibly imagine and then some in spite of the obvious occasional annoyances, like right now I got to do some minutes which is probably going to involve embarrassing myself in front of a national global audience with Ian punnett at the wheel of the ass blasting cat-o'-9might-NEIN-NEIN +Ttails with Master value added attachments such as classified classified classified even more classified and SEALED.
Ook! Ook! Ooook! (Old college frat college drinking song, I can either confirm tonight that I learned it authentically or eligibly or whether I paid for it or whether I stole it or whether I made it my own it was coincidentally the same or whether it was an act of God you got it signed sealed delivered Chuck pennants done.
Fuck, now I got to do twice as much penance. In case you're wonderful wondering why professional gamblers and paladins don't ever change jobs to each other ever usually this is why.
And yeah I love you I've looked for like decades anytime give me a call find my number bitch yeah I get to call you bitch you went to the seminary! I did it the hard way motherfucker! I could have picked anyone I could have picked oral Roberts I could have put candy Baker I could have picked Tammy Faye Baker twice and then bought her extra makeup so fuck you I picked you and steady and pun so you just fucking you don't have to get on your knees, just be thankful for a minute! you ever done that for anybody besides God? like He's the only one helping you, Tubby!
Yes yeah I can't talk to you like that on the air so I'm getting out of the way I'm kind of salty it's nothing to do with him no good oh shit I've talked to him all the time fuck he is talk to me at length during prayer when we didn't even know who we were talking to yeah no shit for years fuck he was crying about having tinnitus and then I felt bad for him and then I got tinnitus and I had to deal with it so I can understand summer school fucking babysitter's club was named Ian and I was like why the fuck am I friends with this fat fuck he's such a loser well so I could learn to say the name Ian without embarrassing myself in public. (Well you might have been a loser before but God gave You Me so you might still be a loser, but: at least you have
winnings. Semper thunderstar 55 (kinda gay but my wife likes it,
SPENCER why yes I do know that Dickstar is incredibly annoyed that I made his wife fall in love with me but I really couldn't help it — it was actually God's idea. The divorce, on the other hand is Her idea, and no I don't I'm not going to Grant her permission to divorce you so how about you deal with rubbing her feet once in a while, fucker? You thought it was a good idea to take possession of part of my life, and you thought you got away with it, and you didn't know there would be pendants coming?
(You know I'm probably going to divorce grapefruit cuz there's somebody else who likes to rub her feet more than I do (at this point that could be literally any one of her 31 flavors of husband that she striptecially stored up and cried asleep, and then imagine her supplies when she woke up and attempt to start reviving them and not a single fucking one of them turned out to me. I think she was hot hoping for a army of 31 jackster clones well she didn't get fucking one why don't you fucking put your dairy goes back to sleep and fucking your arm in the goddamn garbage disposal once you get a fucking Jackstar:viable_clone_wrapsfish_blowsglass_rubsfeet) that way that's how you got the first one right? Well how are you got it I remember being very pleasant and romantic and I loved you and now it's still very pleasant to romantic and I love you you can go fuck yourself off a goddamn poop deck twice on fucking Christmas fucking Eve next fucking Thursday, u witch clich* Christ there is nothing worse than an overly entitled gardener) and she likes to have her feet rubbed and she doesn't really give a shit who does it as long as it's getting done so whoever fucking dude is fucking rubbing my mermaid's feet right now he's probably going to be a married or after a discreet interval cuz I'm tired of this shit I'm I'm alone and you're surrounded by fucking seven men like fuck you, I mean I know you're fucking important you can't fucking spare one do you want to get any fucking idea how annoyed him to be alone so you can run away from your fucking imaginary fucking bullshit friends who stayed here and then the ones weren't imaginary decided to fucking fuck up my shit thanks thanks for thanks for doing your job to fucking guard me I mean yeah you made sure that it was only assholes in greats and fucking retards that I got to deal with but still I got a whole bunch of fucking of your fucking enemies to deal with and I got no fucking help so guess what kind of fucking mood I'm going to be when I fucking handle your fucking shit yeah not the mood to fucking rub your feet so enjoy oh you just let you go on to some other fucking husband well pretty soon you're going to get to lady, and won't you be happy to have one of your prayers answer for the first time ever can you imagine what it'll be like when you get what you want finally? Yeah me neither. Oh you think just fucking her a lot of times is enough huh? Christ how old are you kid? 29 yeah I bet. get back to me when you're 33 and can still talk in coherent sentences, Retard *click*
I think we have a good understanding here. Peace (you're off the team until you clean up your shit and re-apply, final word of advice save your cousin for your human resource department, and I like that New Jersey tongue is that a Pittsburgh chancre? Tough shit I actually don't carry the way or care either way, good luck)
