Author Topic: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan  (Read 47078 times)

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #45 on: April 30, 2022, 03:29:00 AM »
That improvident lackwit! Always too busy stridin' about Azzgab to call his own mother. I'll give him what for 'til he cries brassafrax!



^^^^^
The Lich

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #46 on: April 30, 2022, 03:30:27 AM »
👆furious journaling continues apace  ✨

The main upshot here is that as the word on the street is that Greatfield is GOING HOME or is maybe there already, I don't care where, obviously, I am seeking metadata. For example: there is no bathtub here because shes done living here. And, there's no living here because this places makes me sad.

Keep it. I got your goat.

"I got your nose" -- Contact Or Not? DECIDE

(she is a hoot, and pretty -- and she likes me, so fuck all y'all woooo)

Homefieldadvantage: Jackstar toteswins


CONJECTURE: HYPOTHETICAL
There's no fucking way a message on a board constitutes "Contact." Discuss amongst yourselves and figure out how much to bribe this petty, pretty, Punyling public servant with enough sex to fucking get her to goddamn admit how much fucking "contact" is being monitored? Like, what we got here, is as game of catch--22. Strangely, the Alleged Assailant freely come and go!

The Actual_Rapist_KUCZI: Frozen in Carbonite.

Oh, that reminds me, I got to call this girl I raped this one time. Maybe.

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #47 on: April 30, 2022, 03:38:13 AM »
Oh, that reminds me, I got to call this girl I raped this one time. Maybe.

When a phone rings, does it consent to being picked up?

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #48 on: April 30, 2022, 03:39:53 AM »
I never consent to your posts and I feel totesraped by them.

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #49 on: April 30, 2022, 03:41:02 AM »
When a phone rings, does it consent to being picked up?


Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #50 on: April 30, 2022, 03:45:55 AM »
Friday nights are lonely when you’re fat  :(

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #51 on: April 30, 2022, 03:49:40 AM »
Friday nights are lonely when you’re fat  :(

they sure are.

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #52 on: April 30, 2022, 03:51:24 AM »
The main upshot here is that as the word on the street is that Greatfield is GOING HOME or is maybe there already, I don't care where, obviously, I am seeking metadata. For example: there is no bathtub here because shes done living here. And, there's no living here because this places makes me sad.

"I got your nose" -- Contact Or Not? DECIDE

Homefieldadvantage: Jackstar toteswins


CONJECTURE: HYPOTHETICAL
There's no fucking way a message on a board constitutes "Contact." Discuss amongst yourselves and figure out how much to bribe this petty, pretty, Punyling public servant with enough sex to fucking get her to goddamn admit how much fucking "contact" is being monitored? Like, what we got here, is as game of catch--22. Strangely, the Alleged Assailant freely come and go!

The Actual_Rapist_KUCZI: Frozen in Carbonite.

Oh, that reminds me, I got to call this girl I raped this one time. Maybe.

are you channeling your inner El Duce bro?




Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #53 on: April 30, 2022, 03:56:23 AM »
Friday nights are lonely when you’re fat  :(

It’s what you deserve for trying to impose communism on everyone.

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #54 on: April 30, 2022, 03:57:09 AM »
It’s what you deserve for trying to impose communism on everyone.

No I deserve a second helping of pudding  :P

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #55 on: April 30, 2022, 03:59:30 AM »
No I deserve a second helping of pudding  :P

You are a second helping of pudding.

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #56 on: April 30, 2022, 04:00:35 AM »
I never consent to your posts

You use The Force. *wiggle*

posts *wiggle*

and I feel totesraped by them.

I'm ordering a work stoppage on the KUCZI Oscillation Overthrusters W.I.G.G.L.E. attachment. One (1) is all you'll need I suppose, but if there are (2) ready to go, they may as well be taken. Yeah, everything we're writing here is getting run through W.O.P.R., why not, they have nothing better to do during THE EMERGENCY.


I think I know, but I'm sure I'm not in any fucking emergency hurry to keep this up. All right, then, I'm spent.

Speaking of totesspent; I'm basically all out of Grapefruit jokes for now. I gotta feelin' they're all in Facegrab and she's exclaiming "I didn't know this was here, when did Jack put this up?" while I stand outside taunting a Thai hooker to blow me within 500ft of my house.


(Kinda being irreverent and saucy/profane on purpose because I would like someone to recognize is that the elimination of 2way conversation without due process is a violation of the U.S. Constittution. Under burdens and hazards as a result of harsh, unfair, or overly restrictive conditions are not only a crime, a violation of the sacred bond of pledge to the public good. This distance thing is fine. I don't need to get up next to her. I don't to talk to her at all! I don't even have her phone number, and if I did, I wouldn't call it, someone else could. Etc. Etc. Etc. I don't even know what I would talk to anyone about, but if I did, let's say: an_emergency, it's not like anyone would ask for permission? Would they?

Let me tell ya: I know a few. For instance: I asked for permission when I told them I was going out for a pack of smokes. Woosh! Gone.



Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #59 on: April 30, 2022, 04:06:52 AM »
You are a second helping of pudding.

Trollda once in a while you make me laugh really loud all by myself ✋🏿