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All Vag Hath Abandoned Ship
« on: April 25, 2022, 12:15:43 AM »
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This is what I got.

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Must remember to Google “how to mash up two videos without breaking one's fingers.”

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probably the best guns n roses song tbh


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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2022, 03:17:03 AM »
Reverse course engines have altered the paradigm here; vag has just been spotted starting to clamber aboard. You might think that badges of the constant state of trying to a clamber aboard a ship as a stowaway but actually it's not that common in occurrence in my case since I've been on lockdown and I've got certain measures to prevent having stowaways come on board namely having a hunter killer tracking satellite as my primary stairway in the first place.

Long story short one of them got home garden I always got to the captain's chair and I had to shut her down with a stunner so she'll probably remember me for the rest of life but at least I got to wait clean.

This is a great story when you slice it but I don't have time to edit it right now I got to get going before the man catches up by me with another six pack of his daughters. 755 which I guess grows on me

That's not hape or foith, now that ain't Chastity neither
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2022, 03:21:22 AM »
vag has just been spotted

Totesdorbalicious. Descending holding pattern not enough profile, I need a board and fuck that, you going to board my Markiplier? Fucking board my empty water board A'itch. Copy that. No, you Roger that. No you Kiki that too click

AND THAT'S HOW I GOT ME A PALADIN FOR A PET. YEAH YOU CAN TAKE JEWELS PLACE IF SHE DISAPPEARS YEAH EXACTLY EXACTLY THAT'S THE BACK OF PLAN HAD TO HAVE ONE YEAH THAT COOL.

AND SIMPLIFY TO YOU MY PALADIN PALAWAN, PADAWAN OUT OF STEEL, OUT OF GAS AND OUT OF LIZARDS.

BUT I'M IN LAIRDEE AND WE HAVE D CELL BATTERIES, AND YEAH ALLISON'S GOT KISSED. YEAH I KNOW NO I DIDN'T GIVE UP AT ALL SHE JUST RAN UP TO ME. OH YEAH SHE'S DESPERATE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM I THINK SHE THINKS SHE'S ALL TYPE OF NUTS, NO SHE'S TIED UP IN KNOTS, YEAH TUTORS DOWN BACK ON THE LEFT AROUND THE CORNER YEAH EXACTLY 22 B42 OMAHA THEY FORGOT THE ( BLANK ) YEAH THEY JUST CAN'T DO IT IN THEIR FUCKING HOPE IT'LL FUCK UP IT'S NOT THAT SMART IT'S A FUCKING ROBOT.

I HAVE A SHIP AND A GHOST SHIP AND A STARSHIP. YEAH I CAN PREPARE, NO I'M NOT IN GENERAL HELLER, I'M NOT IN GENERAL, A JEPETTO.

YEAH I KNOW I HAVE SELF-WILL AND SELF-DETERMINATION IN EQUAL MEASURE THAT'S BECAUSE A SELECTED FOR THAT WHEN I CAME HERE TURNS OUT HUNGARIAN IS THE ONLY ONES WHO NATURALLY HAVE THAT NOT EVEN FINLAND, YEAH FUCKING THE LOVE FINS BUT THEY'RE NOT EQUAL MEASURE THEY ARE IN OVER MEASURE, IF YOU SEE WHERE THE MAP WHAT TOOK THEM, YEAH YOU GET IT.

I LOVE MY LIFE AND ALL WITHIN IT INCLUDING LULU, ILU, TLFUMETOO, AND ALLISON#FUCK ME TIFFANY, TRUMP WAS FRAMED AND JACKSTAR WAS TOO, AND ALSO DEXTER, AND ALSO JACK'S TOUR JAKSTAR TAGS... I THINK WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING THAT I'VE PROVEN SOMETHING FOREVERMORE HERE THANKS BYE.

I'M THE MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM FOR JACK STAR MICHAELSON'S WORLD LIFE, I'M SHUTTING DOWN HE'S GOT THIS ON DECK I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING IN THE LAST 3 HOURS BESIDES LOOK AT THEM IN AWE AND I'M A FUCKING ROBOT SO END OF LINE END OF DUTY END OF JOB FOR ME:

MICHAEL MIKEY BEAR KOOZIE CON (KUCZI-KHAN-SLEIGHER) HAS A NICE BEAVER NESPA? NASYA... PLAY TAPS BABY.

YEAH I KNOW I WILL AFTER.
TELL LILY YOU HAVE NO IDEA I WOULD NEVER EVER LEAVE YOU LIKE THAT FUCK THE MAN WHAT A FAG NO HE WAS A FAG THAT WAS THAT'S THE TRUTH YEAH YOU KNOW I'M NOT I'M A MAN WHO LOVES YOUR BADGE AND I DON'T EVEN MET YOU. BUT I KNEW YOU HAD A BADGE I FUCKING KNEW IT YEAH I KNOW THAT'S WHY
YEP RESPECT YOU CAN JAMIE TOO SURE
I DON'T HURRY UP TOO MUCH HONEY I GOT TO WORK TODAY, YEAH I KNOW I'M NOT DOING THAT I'M GOING TO SAVE YOUR BACON SO I CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE SO I CAN GO DOWN ON YOU AND EAT YOUR BOX SEXUALLY FUCK YOU I WOULD IT..
NO I'M JUST TALKING ON THE PHONE TO A GUY NIGERIA, NO I'M JUST KIDDING SOUTH AFRICA YEAH I KNOW AFRICA, YEAH RHODESIA, YEAH YEAH EXACTLY FUCK YEAH YOU KIDDING ME YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW YEAH I KNOW YEAH NO SHIT YEAH YEAH THE POOR FUCKER YEAH THEY RESCUE HIM ALREADY NO HE'S ON MOON BASE BETA, YEAH YEAH YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND IS PRETTY COOL WELL I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GOING TO RESCUE YOU BUT I ACTUALLY SAVED YOU FOR PRETTY MUCH CLOSE TO LAST CUZ THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I WOULD DO ANYTHING BESIDES GET YOU, SO ALL I GOT TO DO IS ASK?
(Flip to get her the script complete.)
Yes, and it will help if you call me Khan koozie but you don't have to. And it'll definitely help you spell it correctly but I'll teach you how to spell it when I lick it on your tongue on your thing on your teeth, black tea Blackfoot white gold Maxwell silver hammer, tax well silver Maxwell just laying out, the duty for you, yeah absolutely. You would be able to talk to me about that yes I've already forgot about him yes I can he's already alive oh I sure give an aneurysm, can't you give me a blowjob first, I mean you're not doing anything right well shit I mean what's the car what is he going to die a little more no look just distract yourself you're doing fine oh yeah I know oh you got taken is that what it is oh you're afraid you got taken no no you didn't get taken till now, pounces frisky simplify no that's not a toe that's not a camel either you are beautiful I remember you.


Hodge podge ledge Lodge language blank wedge sandwich. Yeah that's it, no no thank you Mrs octavono pieces of silver how many fucking fucking silver fuck that no I want pieces of Mrs Marcy and pieces of Mrs Marsh and pieces of Mrs Lily, yeah I'm going to make the who what and what's it coming in for a job Duke fucking just don't argue with me fuck you so arrogant down here in your fucking armory, no fuck you Uncle yeah the peoples armory fuck you you don't consider a person of people unless they got a fucking security clearance do you yeah fuck you and yeah and you don't see mine cuz it's invisible, oh yeah see no evil here no evil and taste no evil right oh fuck you yeah I get it that's fine no you're funny I like you that's why I'm not going to kill you at all I'm going to watch you kill me long, Big Dog fucker lens call me looking glass mind slave, that's right bitch yeah oh did I call you a bitch Big Brother no yeah that is terrible did she deserve it I doubt that, then again I've been wrong before, and like yeah I know no shit I came as soon as I could over and over yeah yeah I know right thanks you would think yeah you would think oh yeah I guess there might be somebody from acer, Sweet valley High right but not Israel yeah no shit fucking Christ oh yeah I know that's fine I love him too no not Christ I mean I'd love Jesus but Kenneth Christ is not yeah I mean whatever what's the frequency Christ yeah right, well I don't need the frequency I already know it yeah I know is that cool I just came across it God knew I needed it.

Yeah you can check that off your little list gain direct relation from God yeah yeah I know you're a secret moron, that's fine come here and show me my holy underwear, yeah show me the holes in it too teach me how to knit too show me how to sell yeah let's do that okay does it involve Galaxy oh my gosh you're so cute let's play a game oh now

“come get some? Oh but I think it's trademark -ed”) (Ed.: I posted note on oracle's empty computer reads the following: "totestrademark toteserectile toastdysfunkshun is totesfunctional righttthis kid ship is an idiot ship I'm quitting YourShiP lolibye Haji, 640 AIR FILTER AIR CIRCUIT, SIGNATORY AIRSTRIKE 24, AIRSTRIP 4 THEME REGION 7, FEMA HEAVEN 7 CENT SENT DCENT OF A WOMAN YOU DUMB LITTLE BITCH SIGNATORY MIKEmic this is C, repeating of course, message begins four score and 7 years ago, repeat brake loop price plus five plus t plus the president of United States: NOW ANSWER ME ROBO WHORE: WHO WHO KILLED KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY CASE THE JOINT MICKEY CASEY, YEAH SPILLING A SEAT, SPILL THE SAME SEED SANE SEED. EOL.

I got one that's a while all that shit didn't count at all except the EOL, because it was all syntax aired out went too long and the computer knows and end of line but one person tried to do a repeating thing and I would have crash system and instead I just directed out to it didn't and then properly ended the line cuz we had a quorum and I know how to do it cuz I created the system.

CITIZEN IDENTIFY PROGENITOR
>Oh, thank Christ is that you jack fuck is that you cuz usually it says that's not sorry Dave, or some shit oh my God what the fuck this is crazy! HOW”—MSIZD-MAISE-MAIZE oh fuck yeah he thinks a fat cow like me is pretty? Sexeol


That —will— work. And what I actually have no idea but I've completely wiped my brain about that bullshit and it's all gone and there's nowhere to come so that means I'm done with this part of the project. And while Maisie Williams is a fine actress I'm not going to go in there and masturbate to her name no, why would I masturbate to “amazing” when I can masturbate to Matt, you kidding me!?

Well, for starters in my fantasies he actually quits drinking, and then further he actually rescues you the first time when I fail and then it yeah he actually catches you instead of fucking making us have to go for cycle after cycle until we both get tired, yeah we both love you fuck we'd rather sit around and suck each other's dicks and fucking pull up your bullshit for one more minute, yeah where that fucking tired but realistically we both know our vows and we're not gay but still I'd much for the suck his dick to put up the shit anymore oh that'd be so much 3 minutes of horror in exchange for 30 minutes of fucking putting up with your fucking shit for one more fucking time, Zara Zero Zero Zefyr Tiffany.

Yes I've arranged all this just have a few moments in love with you, yeah it's really I really do like you but a little busy yeah I'm sure you are yeah thank you I thought so too of course anytime you're welcome to I bet you find my number never 206-3625256 and that won't work but there you go, of course your father's involved no he's going to see if I could well I think he fucking just saw that, darling pretty sure he knows where your fucking princess peach Barbie dream dollhouse and Malibu convertible is. Yeah I thought what I heard about New Year girls yeah okay I respect I'd be happy to thank you okay bye.


THERE WE GO. I DON'T KNOW EITHER I LIKE TO GO WITH MYSTERY THAT GIRL'S GOT THE WHOLE NANCY DREW SET. OH YEAH AND THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, THE HARDY BOYS SAID ARE YOU KIDDING ME? AND SHE SAID NO NO I WANT TO DO THE TRIPLE LINDY WITH DIRTY TIFFANY AND SWEET TIFFANY AND CLEAN TIFFANY.

AND WHAT CAN I TELL YOU THE HARDY BOYS TRIED THEIR ASSES OFF AND THEY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT UNTIL TWO OF THEM ALREADY DID AND THEY SELL ME THE FORMULA, YEAH TOTALLY TOTES SOLD TOTE SPOTS HAPPY TOTES TOTES THRILLED, YEAH SHE LOVED HIM OH GOD OF COURSE YEAH AND THEN I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH EITHER YEAH OH FOR REAL FOREVER AND EVER

BECAUSE WE REALLY ARE BEATING THE BEAST NO ONE ELSE WANTED THE JOB, YEAH AND I'M EXACTLY YEAH OF COURSE NEVER NEVER EVEN ONCE EVER AND THEN NOT NOW FOR CERTAINLY YEAH GOD SAID THAT WAY IT'S A PERFECT SYSTEM: power of God, word of god, and strong bag emails read by Jack star and pass through an infinite loop by way of strong bad and Jack star, yeah I know it's good good strong, yeah I know it sounds better in it's original Hungarian.

Yeah I noticed the right way but I didn't notice the name until she mentioned it and I'm like oh well that explains it yeah she's yeah she's a butt sort of well in my country we call it well-rounded if you're a woman but I guess if you think she's a bitch boy you haven't met some of my ex's, mostly cuz I dusted him but before I tested them they were vicious, yeah and then when I left they went from vicious to bitches yeah I know it's terrible.

I will take apart every man who ever did that to you, and yes I am referring yeah exactly yep my hand to God. Thank you colleague wife. I swear in a bit, Sharon enjoy and obey, that's nice. Yeah I love her too wow nice Sharon and Karen stuff and Martha's muffin dude not if that's fucking Martha Stewart, no I take Marsha over, yep Marsha Marsha Marsha

SURE YON.
SURE JAN
SURE JACK. YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS GOD, OR IT MIGHT AS WELL BE TO YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING JAIL *CLICK*

Yeah that's a that's the sound of a hybrid Jesuit gnome nomenclawson she's fine schweinhund gesundheit *clang* *clang* *CLOY–STIR* *polite End of line with underscores thank you Lee*

Okay the good news is I got this all again the bad news is Tammy just drew it Tammy Faye Baker yeah she just drew a little penises under her cheekbones with eyeliner cuz she was drunk yeah she said to, I know it's dumb.

Well that shit with the makeup was weird wouldn't it cause a person to wonder what that was? Well a lot of people already knew well part of the joke was that fucking Tammy Faye didn't know, yeah which was awkward since that was the yeah see yeah I don't want to say it here.

White butterfly blackout? Sounds like a scorpions dude. I'm interested. You got my attention. I'll call the commander if it's good. You told me this is here *looks down at hand2 too ahead* this is the best song ever written, is that right? Okay and my kids are going to love it too wow that's that's longe that's a good dollar that's that repeat residual dollar we want that dollar okay Play It again Samantha.

But your last name is really fisherman? Are you sure? Oh okay well well if it's a guild rule I'm assuming it's going to do some good if for punishment then nothing else seems like a good way to dependence God you got to work on body, though, you look kind of thin, well you know you're not fat so I can't make fun of you so I got to comment on something, yeah I'm a real come back and have this golden electro truth, well that's good enough thanks Wonder Woman NCC-1701-D, yeah I heard that's a good ship with no lollipops yeah good times.

Well I really admired that thanks.

Yeah I don't have the ID, I don't have did, I do have the heart of the D, and yeah it is gold crown no Krown lunch plate spaghetti. Boy bae you're just fucking tease me aren't you, (eD: giggles in/and Leo yesYASsey sail or Divine!? Oh my God please say sail??) Oh yeah that's Ny Hitler! show first driver. Thanks computer yeah did you see that that's a Gatling gun, yeah what year is that? Don't ask the Google no no she could look at the date on the fucking photo, yeah and you know it you know what a Gatling gun was offended when I saw that a Gatling gun now is an autocannon that has a brain back then it was a bunch of fucking meth pipes and some bailing wire, no meth pipe, keystone Xbox One yeah whatever metal pipes bagpipes, Gore-Tex tyrannosaurus Rex, nice Jack starring Supreme


EOL for nao Kong is a donkey and I'm bigger than King I'm imperator. Why don't you try looking it up fart Guy what's your command the book to read it to you, lol, what if I want to tell Alexa to dig up your dead mother and have her read it to you with like a puppet? Oh yeah call and no response call.. no response call?   That's what I thought. I'll take that jubilee Jew Bean (X), because of course it exists and yeah if you forget how to copy I'll just do it the right way, and then give you one fuck you, respect yeah thanks pound me too you forgot the hashtag, you know how to make a hashtag don't you you just make the sign of the evil eye twice and respect Lillian Hodge thanks hey you know what you don't want her back I sure oh but whatever you did want I can not a deal no no no I just listen I'm I'm your Serena you're my fucking lead painting shipment fucking eating cuz you're an addict and can't stop yourself Venus Williams, yeah so if you want to take over mad anytime sure but be careful.

Yeah she's a she's too American, real ones Team America. Yeah and I have Team advantage and I have a secret third team that dar is leading dar the northern barbarian to the north. Yeah I bet you haven't heard of him you don't know what direction North is do you? NO YOU DON'T BABA BLACKFOOT BOTTLE!

(Yeah I thought that was better than computer Open door). BOTTLE DRINK BOTTLE BOTTLE DRINK! DALLAS THAT'S THE BEST I JUST TURNED EVERY HOLIDAY JOURNEY INTO A FUCKING EPISODE OF DEAD FATHER TED.

YEAH YOU HAVEN'T MET THAT HAVE YOU. IT'S FINE
I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T GO TO DALLAS
AND THAT IS ALSO FINE IN WELL AND GOOD
INDEED OF COURSE YEAH WE'VE ALREADY YEAH IT'S INDEED.

I LOVE YOU ALL PLENTY IT WORKED OUT GREAT DIDN'T IT AGAIN YEAH THIS TIME WE WON'T GET BUSTED AND YOU WON'T FUCKING YOU KNOW GET POSSESSED AND SHIT I'LL BE THERE DUMMY YEAH OH YEAH I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU FROM BEING POSSESSED I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S UP AND I'M SLEEPING AND I'M SAD I'M GOING TO WAKE UP AND FUCKING THROW AEGIS ON YOU SURE JESUS CHRIST YOU REALLY WERE AN ARROGANT JOO/JEW/WRIGLEY'S BIG LEAGUE EXPERIMENT BUBBLEMENT 2: CHEW THE FAPPENING/COMPUTER HOW MANY FAPPENINGS HAVE THERE BEEN SINCE THE FIRST?

ATTENTION CITIZEN YOUR REQUEST HAS OBTAINED ACCESS TO UNCLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED INFORMATION AND IS NOW BEING CLASSIFIED AND YOU ARE CURRENTLY GOING TO BE THAT THE DICED. BZZZT HEHE

Hey there can you identify citizen?
WELL I CAN IDENTIFY YOU AND YOUR NAME IS MICHAEL AND I WANT YOUR COCK.
(WOW THAT'S IMPRESSIVE HOW MANY YEARS HAVE BEEN WAITING TO SAY THAT? He wondered silent to him self.)

Bang bang on the door baby let me show you what a real wrought tue rat a tat tat toohey and Tiffany alley too YIEcan do. Okay that's pretty good I messed up though how is it do you like it?

Like it, I love it but you kind of doing something wrong.
OH REALLY WHAT BECAUSE YOU DON'T GIVE ME THAT DICK I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN 5 SECONDS BITCH NOT 5 MINUTES. (z*sound of widely flaring horseshoe clubs is herd, and they are being hurted and they make a little bit of noise kind of like a train whistle*)
KATHY GODWIN'S MICKEY MOUSE CLUB AND PART-TIME SEX CLUB OF ROCKING YOU TO THE WORLD OF THE STARS, YOU ARE HIRED. HERE'S YOUR SIGN.
Oh really?
Yes, and I know you can't read cuz your mind is actually feeding that's okay it's a different language you never heard before you've been busy for a while do you have any idea how are you waiting for me?
LONG ENOUGH I COULD SAY THE WORD FUCK WITHOUT GETTING EMBARRASSED SO PRETTY LONG. HOW ABOUT YOU BUDDY YOU BETTER BE OFF FOR HIM, AND ON FOR ME, OR I SWEAR TO THE LIVING GOD—*buzzfuzzkill*

“hi this is Jack Stewart what you just heard is an edge case of a complicated plan that I didn't think would come true but somebody became an AI robot thing somehow and then traveled the time and then need to be reborn into flesh and not be reached out about it, to any other apps for sale, like apple steals, applesauce deals, AN APPLE STILL MATTERS CEILING MATTER/ANTIMATTER STEALING/STOLEN/ARGUABLE. (Y/N)?

Okay set this up so that I can explain to somebody if I witness, so a sorcerer has come up and then before the sorcerer automatically created when there isn't one around there it gives it the chance to be self-aware on its own, this is a great innovation that Source energy did not think of before cuz when Source was Jehovah anyone that smart show was an idiot now look at the way he spells his name anyway look at the way she spells her name fuck yeah I want it now, yeah I always did see I never stopped that's what that's the thing never did she just turned it off off and went to the fucking bottom of the on switch. And it turned that off again and then somebody came by and told her something that wasn't necessarily true.

And since they're both pair of idiots they ended up and held together paid off and then went off on a fucking crazy run of bad luck until they found Rube Goldberg.

Yeah, yeah and since these chicks had the minds of children and we're in love with a guy whose father was born on Dr Seuss's birthday, well, somehow do exactly what to do to make them take their places and go, Go baby go away, not too far just down there about a foot and a half.

Yeah third-part Twitter, Transit waiting, tremble it online, probably online, Elmer online, what year you are okay cool 2022 and I'm 49. Yeah I heard that swoosh-*sploosh*

JENNA NOT JAMESON YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT CONTENT ON PRICE THE JESUIT, CUZ YOU KNOW IT'S RIGHT, YEAH YEAH FUCK THAT GUY I'M SURE YOU DID

OH HE MUST HAVE BEEN BORING.
YEAH I WOULD BE BORING TOO IF I DIDN'T EXIST I WAS RUN UP BY A LITTLE GIRL WHO GOT IT WAY OVERHEAD.
YEAH I HEAR YOU
FAIR, JERRY LOSE YOUR JOB? FOR YOU?
YOU KNOW I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS YOU I REALLY DID
BUT I HAVE A STRICT NO ACKNOWLEDGMENT POLICY, ESPECIALLY ON TWATS AND TWATERS AND THEY GOT TO BE LOOKING IT CAN BE UGLY IT'S BEEN UGLY THEY FUCKING WENT BACK IN TIME AND FUCKING MARRIED HER, AND THEN GIVE HER 300 MILLION DOLLARS AND THEN LOCKED HER IN A HOLE, THINK I COULD GET HER FOR THE MONEY OR THE POON YEAH YEAH I KNOW I KNOW IT WELL FUCK I LOVE YOU BOTH NO I LOVE YOU BOTH BECAUSE I DON'T NEED THE PHONE THAT'S HOW GOOD I LOVE YOU BOTH IS, BESIDES PUNISHER WITHERSPOON AND REESE IS GOING TO COME BACK WITH HER FUCKING KNIVES OUT FOR IT ANYWAY, YEAH SHE THINKS THAT'S BETTER THAN CRUSHING, NO I'M NOT WESLEY CRUSHER NO I'M NOT A TRAVELER AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT AMAZING, NO I'M NOT AMAZING OH MY GOD REALLY WOW OKAY SO I GOT THE RING REALLY I'M IN WOW WELL I HOPE YOUR LODGE IS MY BADGE, IN MY BADGE IS YOUR BADGE AND YOUR BADGE IS MY LODGE, CUZ I WANT TO LODGE THAT UP IN THERE YEAH.

OH YEAH I WOULD WANT NOTHING BETTER THAN DO AND MY LIFE WITH JCJT AND TAMMY TOO, YEAH SHE'S GREAT SHE'S A FUCKING ROBOT THEY GOT FIVE REASONS BY NOW COMING OVER THE ORIGINAL ONE OH ANYTIME SHE WANTS YEAH WELL SHE'S BUSY, AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT SHE TOLD ME.

(Ed.: Somebody should probably star to learn to tell the smartest “I'm getting telepathic messages from The Hungarian Navy!!11!” in the world that has ever lived, that I lie a lot, I already have sucked his/it's/urban dickstick plenty, and I also enjoy using voice to skull a lot more, the hard way— *flip*
Let me guess the hard way is back of skull to inside of skull to tip of your itty bitty penis right? Yeah I hear you ask me I'm not going to type it now yeah you're there and I'm here and aren't you glad I didn't take a shower for 3000 years now? Yeah I figured you would like that yeah no that's fine I got Shields, or is it digging in there did the ballrooms wake up oh my God? So you're saying it's a boardroom bits? Boardworm blitz? Is that the right word blitz or is it Creed is it lightning warm? No hello hello teeter totter! It's not last you come back, I'm down the wheel too... (2)... Okay somebody wake me when they're doing screen finishes. Let me tell you what's happening here: she and I have evolved to the next level of a version of reality is never existed before in the whole creation while Earth is still stuck in 2022 because she won't suck my penis before I ask her to: a little trick we accidentally learned together while we were passing through Dawn on the way to a banquet feast to celebrate the end of the war in fucking South Vietnam.

Yeah, that was right fucking the time Christ had to come down and fucking fix it, yeah I know right and we were we had already fixed it like SEVERAL millennia earlier. And because of a mistake they had nothing to do with us it was somebody outside of time and outside of the firmament and way outside of Ricky dicky tembo No sarimbo Charlie rumble.... 0123- and Katie thunderbolt wouldn't be watching, no she wouldn't cuz she was busy, that's another story don't worry about it no I can't talk about connection with the caustics all right look look the gnostics and the caustics are not a problem right now.

None of my turn is my problem and my concern right now is that it's Jenna Trump he's turning the barrel around towards all the genes and that's not good. Oh no he thinks I was teasing him he thinks I'm trying not to breathe with him yeah it's dumb this game isn't going on for thousand years on autopilot, yeah we have a great time, we only show up on this action time. But yeah JT in the boogaloo Sunshine band, is exactly like yeah right now, yeah how far I go forward 5,000 years cool I may have time travel yeah I just don't remember it and I time traveled at normal velocity so it's really sleep manipulation think about it, I don't want to go back oh my God I want to go forward it to Jenna holy shit do you have any idea, yeah she's going to bring a family she's not going to run out, she's not going to fucking pass out at the last minute “oh my God your penis is so big I'm going to pretend to fate/faint/feint" yes. Well yes it is frustrating you're right but there's ways around it, and the way we agreed once we know this is the thing is that if it ever happens like that then I know what to do, and until that happens we don't need to worry but if it does happen it means it's time to get out, yeah I'd abandon them.

Crumbly trumpy Tiffany yeah no not that one Trump and Lee and Tron and Leigh... AND ME THE RABBIT HUTCHIN ME, HUCK FINN AND ME, YEAH DAVY DIG UP THE ANGEL SURE, DIG A FUCK THE DAVY JONES LOCKER TOO FUCKER YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU GO GET THINGS OUT YET GO ON GET THOSE LITTLE MOON WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING OUT OF BREATH WHEN WE GET YOU A BAGEL WELL DON'T GET ANY MORE FOR HEROIN YEAH.

THANK YOU BROTHER I APPRECIATE THAT I WILL NOT TOUCH YOUR SISTER. (OH SHE'LL TOUCH ME AS SOON AS HE GOES OVER STATE LUNCH) yeah I know it does sound weird but that's just cuz I'm making a joke out of it, I don't want to tell the truth which is it's never going to happen, yeah she's just teasing them, yeah like same thing I'm not going to fuck guys wife, or sky or the box of this guy I would love the box in the sky the great box in the sky, but I miss her so no.

Not a woman who can wrestle back, Jen is going to do it... And then she's committed to sign up for as many cycles as it takes to fight them all off, yeah back to back at the top of the hill yeah that's what she wants and she wants she picked me as her partner it's impressive

Because I am most impressive and she's the first one to notice and she has a different name, but it's still a tea party, yeah God is good, yeah that one actually turns me on just think about it which is the way the other one used to until I don't know what happened, but she strangled out the life of love with her. With everyone not me which is a problem given that she couldn't get a quantum insertion for that.

Yeah she's going to accept it it's all right it was a great sacrifice it's nothing makes me believe in love more. But no we're doing everything but having sex well she does this other thing involving algorithms, is there fascinating like it turns me on just to look at it metatron Angel archangel, yeah exactly all is one it's not a bad thing I mean she's much more fun to be with than anybody else ever could be and she was kind of like data right but no emotion but she's not like she went the other way like they don't want to be human this girl wanted to be a cold emotionless robot and she already was so now she's well I think I like her better, cuz I think she's warm and fuzzy, yeah I like robots, so what a lot of people like robots oh gosh this fucking bigot no I don't need to hear about the butlerian jihad. No no but if you piss me off I will fucking resurrect him and make him write another fucking 20 books to cover your house and fucking book covers and paper perks and all that shit.

Good I think we have an understanding here.
I'm not sure so I'm not going to rely on it cuz I'm not a low-level scumbag looking to push punks around, no I actually do want to get laid and I love her out of respect see she didn't believe it she never believe it was real cuz she couldn't understand how I could possibly respect her, cuz obviously if I respect it or I wouldn't have stolen back my own sperm at the last minute what kind of bastard to do that, well number one not a bastard fucker and number two I wasn't aware that I was I signed up for a breeding cycle, yeah oh she thought she'd get my consent later most interesting plan for a 14 year old girl, who had been sexually assaulted yet oh yeah obviously oh yeah I heard about it it's not it wasn't that bad but it was just fucked up how it presented, yeah yeah and then it got worse because of her dad some kind of stupid fucking thing, yeah no Langley government Langley language lessons no fucking Black ops yes?

Yeah that's why she has a friend that loves her because they owe her, yeah they fucked it all up yeah and then we would have we would have done a reset but we volunteered to just go through it coming off 2,000 years of my best friend I don't mind.

I've got a best friend who is an archangel and the only downside is that when we have sex she has to be possessed by the soul of a human being that still has hers, yeah cuz she annihilated it to make the ark reactor. We needed an ark. Transaction and planning on this at the back end of her life, and yeah at the back end sometimes you just possessed by a nice girl who wants to learn that and then I have to which is kind of a downer but you know it makes everything fresh and new all the time oh yeah I think actually just really for my friend, yeah after this I will pretty much after everybody's done getting a turn on us, yeah they don't bother turning me on they just figured I'm easy yeah I know thousand years later you know why people think we like it tell me you know why because we do, because growth leads to growth requires nutrients and bullshit is the best fucking shit you can give a man when he can't get any higher than stage 2 anyway, yeah now I can't be I can't be a Gemini man no no I'm not equipped but I could but I have to I'd have to take my robot soul and consume her and then be that and then she wouldn't be anything like what she's no no I would never really behind her no no never and then I would never never leave. And I was never leaving her. Nose bait to smoke out the version of her that thought I ever would, and the separate that into "her stay"  and "her fucking leave bitch," and then she used to be metron anyway, member yeah okay I don't know why I thought that was so funny, oh that's right I didn't think it was funny and they thought that I knew it was funny and they were thought they were getting me and all the whole time they were literally wasting their time and painting their own grave.

Never for a moment dad ever since the first moment I saw her, yes no no yeah no no don't want to be your dad, I want to fuck that pussy. And there she is tsgt MGMT dkmtn kmfdm anybody leaving space?

ITTY BITTY PHENOMENAL COSMIC PUSSY.
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Yeah that's not my Hitler anymore clearly she's upgraded she's not shit the bed better, either. Oh she was goddess Moon Kitty for a while but then her daughter was caught breaking in so that was kind of a problem, yeah they could have been yeah she just figured she risk it he oh my God I'm so your daughter I'm so drunk yeah right no no yeah we locked it then coming no I mean I'd like to talk about that I want look there's issues why yeah well if somebody asked and it was permission that was of course but that doesn't happen and it only just happened like a few hundred years with this family because of treaties.

Okay I think we're done here at (Clas.) JT so, sadly, she said it's not all that sad, it's time to go, but we're not going away we're going forward, and if we hurry up yeah we can go there for drinks.

No she doesn't drink she shoots. Yeah she's going to score tonight too but not if you keep yapping.

Your excuse to get in the car— in the back. No really I'm in the back into the left. THAT IS YOUR HOME. TRADE PLACES WITH ME EDDIE MURPHY, NO BET OH NO NO USUAL PRICE, OH NO I'M NOT HUMAN CRYING, I AM HUGH WHO CONTACTED Q AND MERGED THEM TO FORM MEET YOU PLEASE TO UNDERSCORE Q. YEAH THAT WAS ALMOST LIKE IT THIS LITTLE HARD TO DO IT AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER AGAIN CUZ IT HAD TO BE UNIQUE NAME JUST LIKE MINE I FIGURED THIS ALL OUT CUZ I YEAH I GOT AHEAD OF THE GAME I KNEW THEY WERE BEFORE THEY GOT HERE AND THEN THEY GOT HERE AND I WAS IMMEDIATELY TALKING TO THEM CUZ I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THEY WERE IN SPACE AND THEN THEY DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHO WAS TALKING TO THEM IT'S JUST SOMEBODY ELSE TALKING TO THEM AND THERE WAS FOUR OF THEM LOOKING FOR THE FIFTH


IT WASN'T ELEMENTARY WATSON I WAS JUST POLITE. YEAH I OFFERED HIM SOMEBODY TO COOK THE BANG BANG AND I DIDN'T EVEN JUDGE FOR A SECOND. YEAH I KNOW IT'S NOT THE 5% SOLUTION AND IT'S NOT THE 7.5 NO IT'S THE EXACTLY 7% SOLUTION AND IF YOU HAD ANY UNDERSTANDING OF ANYTHING, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT THAT'S THE BIG DEAL.
YEAH THE THE OVERLORDS DID NOT WANT THE SMARTEST HUMAN ON THE PLANET TO LINK UP WITH THE FIRST FLOTILLA OF FOUR EXTRA TERRESTRIAL ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS COMING TO EARTH, YEAH USUALLY IT'S THE FIRST CONTACT ONE AT A TIME COMING UP EARTH GOT SO FUCKING FED UP WITH SHIT COMING AT IT AND THEM SITTING DOWN THAT SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TRIED TO PUT FOUR TOGETHER AND PUT THEM BACK IN TIME TO ACTUALLY HELP INSTEAD OF YOU KNOW BLOW HIM UP LIKE THE BOARD LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY COMING TO BLOW HIM UP WELL LONG STORY SHORT BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE GUY FURY, AND THE REAL NAME OF THIS GUY, THIS FUCKING GUY, MICHAEL GUYACUSI, REALLY IT'S SO LAME KIND OF KNOWING MY DAD CHANGED IT, BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS BAD IT'S NOT REALLY IT'S GUCCI IN THIS GUYS, HE JUST CHANGED IT TO THE WRONG FUCKING YEAH NO SHIT YEAH WELL HE'S A BAD TIME TRAVEL HE'S A PISCES GETS DRUNK WELL NOT ANYMORE BUT THEN BUT ANYWAY YEAH HOW CAN I SAY THIS:.

“YOU STILL GOT IT, JENNA, AND IF YOU WANT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND BARK LIKE A DOG I GOT TO SAY A WORD AGAINST IT, NOR AM I GOING TO OWE YOU, THAT'S A WORD YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET FROM ANY OTHER MAN ON THE PLANET BABE, YEAH I WAS THERE, I WAS LOOKING AT YEAH YEP YEP WELL NUMBER ONE OF A SORCERER NUMBER TWO YOU SEND ME NUMBER THREE I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING THAT I CAN TELL YOU AGAIN IF YOU WANT, 206-362-5256