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Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« on: May 20, 2022, 07:01:21 AM »
Been authorized to create a new holiday. It's not presidential or anything, right? But it's yesterday or today actually it's May 19th: (CLASSIFIED).

I TOLD YOU EARLIER BUT I WAS ENJOYING THE HOLIDAY TO MYSELF.

The name comes tomorrow; in the meantime, be of good cheer and try and figure out what the holiday is about and what it's going to celebrate and how you want to remember the day yourself.

If you want to post links to all the porn you watched yesterday I'll allow it but: freaks XXY please, phreaking NEVER!



(I'm not kidding. We got a holiday. This is all part of bringing ball/bell gag/grab to the table.)

Re: Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2022, 07:06:59 AM »
« on: Today at 00:01:21 »

Note that this is 11 squared. Perfect for a bunch of uptight aliens with extraterrestrials shoved up their butts. Hopefully you'll all bring enough good cheer to this thread that we can jam some good cheer up there too.

(People in the world are jelly of all you people. Start walking the talk. Also: morale has improved and so beatings should start to decrease. Oh and I put all of Pandora's hope back in this box and shoved it. You're all welcome, very much indeed.)

Re: Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2022, 09:03:48 PM »
(People in the world are jelly of all you people. Start walking the talk. Also: morale has improved and so beatings should start to decrease. Oh and I put all of Pandora's hope back in this box and shoved it. You're all welcome, very much indeed.)


A Starliner gets launched on an Atlas V, and none of you can come with a single character from -any- alphabet? I rather find all of that hard to believe.

STRIKE CONTINUES. Consider. It's not a Vow. Yet. (Note: It wasn't Divorce Day, clearly. I'm gonna think over whether or not it's appropriate to keep wearing (white) with white on them after this.) Yes, I bet you would like (2) one, and I would (1) too.

Re: Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2022, 09:49:05 PM »
A Starliner gets launched on an Atlas V

A faerie just flew over my house. I'm considering whether or not I allowed that.

Re: Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2023, 09:59:43 AM »
A faerie just flew over my house. I'm considering whether or not I allowed that.

I'm Fæ now. We can discuss it later but let's just say it means that they're impressed. With me. Not you. ẞecause you're a $aby murderer I guess, I don't have a shitter that works, it only flushes dead salamanders.

(the Sears & Roebuck’s Co. regrets its error in its winter 1982 cattle dog catalog, but will not be offering your refunds, under the notion that it may not flush it but it does let a Ronrmam gypsy sit on it and smike while eating solamanders. So...  NO YOU'RE ON THE WRONG PAGE, YOU GET IT YOU GOT IT GOOD.)


The following is an email that I received today when I got up out of bed and I opened my fucking email fucking thing and I looked at it and I said “oh wow, I apologize for „¿Rubini?” what the fuck is this” and then after I read it I got on the internet and I said hey what's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on and nobody wanted to fucking tell me a goddam thing well now I fucking found out what's going on and I'm blowing up your whole fucking world THAT INCLUDES YOUR FUCKING NEW GAZEBO B!TCH AS WELL AS THE GAZEBO ITSELF, dude this is fucking disgusting, so the next time I ask you a fucking question motherfucker you fucking answer it, I wouldn't bother fucking asking you if I didn't want to fucking know and I would I? this is taking slander to a new level, oh yeah I forgot yeah we really are divorced yeah but I'm still married Allis∅n, assh∅le, and obviously she figures out your fucking bullshit pretty fast, don't you? just turn yourself into a wildebeest and then I can go hunting for you in the spring, “Jersey Death Becomes Her,” JUST!STOP!PED∅D!RINK!ING B!TCH!¡

On Thu, Jan 26, 2023, 23:00 David Rubini <rubiniemail@yahoo.com> wrote:
*voice to text please disregard grammatical errors and typos read between the lines you're pretty smart guys so you'll figure it out please don't respond not because I don't like you I just don't want to open up any weird cans of worms right now and a lot of the people that you're surrounded by are not my cup of tea at all and who you hang out with doesn't mean that they're bad people because I don't want to hang out with them real like them and vice versa blah blah blah blah blah I just leave it at that I hope you can respect this message and it's well received and if it isn't there's nothing I can do about it


Just in case you forgot

I sincerely apologize for having a inappropriate relationship with a woman you were in love with that I had no right to be involved with.

We've been through this a gazillion times as far as me being honest about it and also saying if you keep effing with me and should posting on me I'm going to F" your girlfriend.

Anyways, regardless of you shitposting end of my upfront threat or promise or whatever you want to call it it still wasn't right what I did I don't expect you to apologize for shitposting because anyways I don't want to go there that devalues my apology.

You have a lot of friends now and I hope you value them and appreciate them whatever that means I am not discarding you as a friend but what's be honest I don't think that it's possible and it's totally justified and total the human nature to where I don't think that you're capable of forgiving me and if I were in your shoes I get it but what kind of a man would I really be if I didn't just clarify it one last time because there's been a lot of things said and I have never publicly defended myself and I'm really not interested in publicly airing my dirty laundry anymore I'm sure it was entertaining for the community but I really want nothing to do with the community anymore I don't know if I ever really did anyways I want to keep my thoughts to myself I'm kind of having a na or AA moment (where they suggest you reach out to everybody you've injured and take responsibility and apologize blah blah blah I'm not going to AA or na but I went a few times and I get the idea and I think that there's value obviously in that philosophy and I feel good about it) just because I like to think that I've been called to apologize to all the people that I've heard and somehow not expect any reciprocation and I'm not doing it because I want any attention or anything I just think it's the right thing to do and I'm going to continue doing what I'm doing which is nobody's Business and for your information in case you're interested I'm doing pretty darn good I'd like to think and I hope you are too peace out I'm sure we'll communicate again in the future but right now I don't like any of the people that are communicating with you and who I've communicated with and I have my own reasoning and nobody's business and I don't want to bore either one of us and I'm not reaching out because I want you to reach back it's really not necessary and no offense but I really just want to keep to myself right now and I'm in a good place and keep on keeping on everything's going to be fine

On Saturday, December 31, 2022 at 09:41:14 PM CST, JackstarK NINETEEN <jack5tar5upmova@gmail.com> wrote:


what


https://youtube.com/channel/UCeaE6DwTIEIFrk4K8kXB9LA

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Re: Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2023, 10:37:50 AM »
hey why you here who gives a fuck about you no one likes you, I'm not listening to music I don't have time I don't even fucking care I don't give two shits what we have to say about anything I was checking to see how much more I have to fucking publish because you suck I don't fucking know, I don't know why you suck but what the fuck you doing bothering me with that shit?

he put this way goon squad we're not going to be nearly friend next to I talk to you and you're going to be scare me a lot fucking less cuz you be fucking far away next time I talk to you that's for sure cuz you're a God damn coward if I fucking saw you in person I will fucking kill you.

oh oh are you a federal agent oh oh what job what's your branch what's your fucking pay raise motherfucker fuck you dick piss off

Re: Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2023, 10:48:42 AM »


I see nothing to disagree with, hear?

-CPM

Re: Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2023, 10:59:39 AM »
hey why you here who gives a fuck about you no one likes you, I'm not listening to music I don't have time I don't even fucking care I don't give two shits what we have to say about anything I was checking to see how much more I have to fucking publish because you suck I don't fucking know, I don't know why you suck but what the fuck you doing bothering me with that shit?

he put this way goon squad we're not going to be nearly friend next to I talk to you and you're going to be scare me a lot fucking less cuz you be fucking far away next time I talk to you that's for sure cuz you're a God damn coward if I fucking saw you in person I will fucking kill you.

oh oh are you a federal agent oh oh what job what's your branch what's your fucking pay raise motherfucker fuck you dick piss off

Have a cuppa tea and calm down.





Re: Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2023, 02:41:36 PM »
Listen up sister n**** You need to solve the f*** down.
Listen up sister n****, you need to understand that you're not reading me right
LISTEN UP, SISSTAR NIGGlET

Have a cuppa tea and calm down.



WHO THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, ART BELL JR?
YOU DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, MAYBE I'LL TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN BUT THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GOT A KNOWN PENSION FOR GOING OUT THE F****** HANDLE, WHEREAS I AM A CALM COOL COLLECTED AND INFINITELY MORE QUALIFIED PERSON THAN YOU FOR ANY F****** JOB YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE SO WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING F****** TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN?

PLUTO, LICK MY TAINT AND CEREBRUS, SUCK ON MY URANUS ẞ. NO SCRATCH. JUST BE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF BEING NICE FOR ONCE YOU MIGHT GET SOME RUG TRACTION. BURNSVILLE ONES DON'T IT? YEAH NO ONE'S GIVING YOU A GOOD RUB DOWN FOR A LONG TIME, YOU KNOW WHY? ẞCUZ YOU ARE MEAN TO JACK ONCE.

ONCE. JACK IS A NICE PERSON AND PEOPLE LOVE HIM AND YOU TRIED TO TAKE HIS IDENTITY AND BE A F****** C*** TWICE, NOT JUST ONCE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT TWICE, WAS THE FIRST TIME NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

AND WHAT HAPPENED ALL THOSE GIRLS NAMED HEATHER? DID THE NASRATU EAT THEM ALL? I SEE HERE IN THE RECORDS THAT IT DID RIGHT HERE IN THE MICROFICHE. THIS LOOK CLOSER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BLADE RUNNER 82 2464, IT'S THE SEQUEL YOU LIKE IT.

LET'S ENHANCE. DON'T TIP THROUGH THROUGH THE WINDOW F****** LEAP THROUGH IT LIKE THE BOLD BRAVE SONGSTRESS YOU ARE. DON'T WORRY ANY OAKLEY'S OUTSIDE TO CATCH YOU AND THEN THE TWO OF YOU WOULD CARRY NATION COULD GO DOWN TO THE F****** SALOON FOR COSMOPOLITANS WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HOW YOU'RE F****** DEPENDING THE WORTH OF A TRAGEDY.

SERIOUSLY I JUST CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU AT THE MOMENT. AND THIS IS WHAT MOCKINGBIRD WAS ABOUT HUH? YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT VERY F****** GOOD AT IT.

YOUVSURE WE'RE GOOD AT KILLING MY GIRLFRIENDS THOUGH

OK THERE'S NOT FILM ON THAT IS THERE? YEAH IT'S LIVE. YEAH FRIEND. SO. UH. NOW WHAT? WELL TO BEGIN WITH WE'RE NOT GOING TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT HOW YOU CAN SHAPE-SHIFT AND TELEPORT AND TURN INVISIBLE AND YOU HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, AND YOU'RE GOING TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND CLEAN MY KITCHEN ON YOUR F****** HANDS AND KNEES WHILE LOOKING UP THE FLOOR, BECAUSE THAT WOULD REQUIRE PROOFREADING AND WE DON'T WANT THAT

Re: Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2023, 02:47:20 PM »
I see nothing to disagree with, hear?

-CPM

I literally hear a SWAT team coming up to the back of the house right now, yeah well they're ready to take me out they don't have to but they could, oh yeah I'm high as balls, we got to come back to life and then I'd gently give him a reminder but still I don't want to I don't want to die, yeah they don't have to no I'm not a threat of course not no Well I did just bust you yeah but that's different that's that's legal I'm not doing it for vengeance no I like you and no if I wanted that then I would be trying to get your pants wouldn't I? No honey I have no desire to get your pants, no your pants just keep those pants on f*** out your s*** I don't care if you got cobwebs and spiders running out of there One time ago I was been I would love to and then you died and was replaced by a cuttingly disguised robot duplicate without a soul so it's as nice as you are without a soul the experience of having sex isn't that great so if you could get your soul back, that'd be fine and then who are you again?

Oh yeah she's an album. No not Ruby Tuesday. Grapefruit, yeah yeah I know and albino grapefruit can you believe it? And that's why I need a lost result too.

I know we're just unpeling like onions here are we. Yeah I bought your calendar She was all pissed off about that, I don't care Look look That's not how the world works.

First I do the job and then I get paid. Have I been paid no? Okay. Well in that case Joe and I justice is offline until somebody pays me for the first one. That's right. Exactly. Well you know you can pay for the os guy that'd be cool. You got a few days I mean you still get technically you have time to appeal She want to hah a Well I would say I would say yes I got a ready nose out here, no COVID yeah that one yeah it's no big deal for me and my planet I don't know about you but yeah we can't do that, you're really you're under the planet What the f*** is it called Earth to that's so f****** gay no Earth 2 Now that's better that's that's not so f****** gay that's so f****** gay oh God what a f****** dumbass planet this is how do I turn the f****** profanity filter off on the Google keyboard, I mean off Google profanity keyboard off Google profanity on keyboard keyboard profanity on f****** m***********, okay I got it Jim and I just is on the case, no Gemini Gemini Justice That's f****** stupid broccoli what the f***** wrong with this world f*** it's like bizarro land s dick camozot stick camisots camisots wow camo Cammy sauce oh candy sauce oh Cami sauce Cami socks Tammy sucks Well we know that's an error All right I'll get back to this later bye

Re: Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2023, 02:54:33 PM »
Been authorized to create a new holiday.

May 19th. International ẞeatty ”Tẞ” beTarzanßeRuberculosisTeaßeaßeather2deathOaulaPoundstowned¿ finally makes Jay Come Day? Well it seems kind of long for a name of a holiday plus I also don't believe that's ever going to happen. Well you can't make somebody come and listen the resisting that and then I don't think Jay would ever not want to come, so there wouldn't be any making unless it just happened now in that case it's bad day, also it's my friend's birthday oh yeah I'm missing lots of friends. I don't want to eat past them. Yeah exactly All right that's enough bye

Re: Branding A Brand-New Brandgab HOLIDAY
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2023, 05:27:06 PM »
May 19th. International ẞeatty ”Tẞ” beTarzanßeRuberculosisTeaßeaßeather2deathOaulaPoundstowned¿ finally makes Jay Come Day? Well it seems kind of long for a name of a holiday plus I also don't believe that's ever going to happen. Well you can't make somebody come and listen the resisting that and then I don't think Jay would ever not want to come, so there wouldn't be any making unless it just happened now in that case it's bad day, also it's my friend's birthday oh yeah I'm missing lots of friends. I don't want to eat past them. Yeah exactly All right that's enough bye
You have a lot of friends now

Prove it. Name them.

alphabetically. INDIVIDUALLY.

I can't think of a fucking one.
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=D 0l0 I got work to do today believe me so since you're going to get out of here questioning today and you can't do drugs with me yet because Danie, you're busy with the Elles. not the Michelle's, no the Danielle's, and that's not how the pronounce those names or how to spell those names on my planet but that's okay and if you ever edit my shit like that again you better have a much better reason, yeah and I want to gDoWmN¥¥¥¥¥lmao every time. yeah absolutely and if it's whichever way occurs out I'll one can hold the camera and never get involved or they can take turns or whatever or I'll just watch them if they want to be watched by somebody who doesn't want to watch that sounds cool like I can bring book yeah, yeah yeah I know you're jealous but you did have me right I didn't know you can get this fast well I told him that I already told him to get the day off. well considering how you left when that bong showed up that was dumb. yeah and you killed Sarah. not her name but you know me yeah yeah we will talk later oh I see yeah I want to do that too but yeah then first oh absolutely they've been waiting for a long time. and I don't even need to have sex see they don't believe it they think I'm going to be jumping for their pussy, yeah they think he's going to be no I'm not going to I'm not going to sex right now. they can certainly try to convince me but it'll whatever either way the point is it would be a struggle. all right I will delete this and publish it somewhere else okay bye got your cruel woman okay byehere I'll start; (those aren't friends, those are colleagues, those are peers, and if they were friends they wouldn't ask me to delete my post they would delete it for me and then tell me what they did and then they would talk to me about it and then they would take back my edits they would go back and forth they wouldn't just say those were real friends too I'm sure they would but they got to buy me dinner first and they got to resist my advances yeah right. oh yeah once again that apology that he did and you know I mean that wasn't good this account, didn't count. because you took mine out after lying, and now you're saying never mind this is ridiculous. don't you think it's a little insulting to assume that the only thing I want to do is money, sex, exploitation, because that's those two projecting that's all they want is exploitation!money sex! marriage okay that word is expectation on my world, wow, you know one of them can expect a divorce and the other one can expect to get raped by the other one when they get home okay just checking yeah that's not true, LOL the one at home left behind is going to rape them both, AND SHE OWNS THEM BOTH SO, (wow things are much different here than in the Toots★Les world than I thought they were, OMG OMG I'm from toteslezz world too!!) and then that one gets to play Chess with me or something, I don't fucking know, I can't see a whole lot of this information. and all this is predicated upon the notion that you're going to get globally active Lizzie Borden to have her sense of humor re-implanted up her ass and pulled out with a fistful of diamonds with it. then you can replant it with some cannabis, yeah I want to see the corpse of Lizzie Borden bent over a sawhorse with a big fucking (weedpot/potplant\POTAWATOMI-ALGONQUIN MAGIC HKERB FOR CEREMONIES STRICTLY (ONLY KIRBSTOMP8NGFLRIF YOU'RE ON SPEED SPERG THEY TOLD ME THAT IN 7TH GRADE HEALTH CLASS GRADE HEALTH CLASS IT WAS IN ALL THOSE DEER TEXTBOOKS D.A.R.E. KILLS, SO IF YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A HUG EVER YOU BETTER STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT, DO THE SCOTT BLACK GUYS REAL ASSHOLE, SHOVE LASAGNA UP THERE, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BUT WE SAID IT DOES CUZ WE'RE THE EA WE KNOW EVERYTHING WE CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT KILLING YOU SURE BUT WE MAKE IT KILL YOU AND THAT WAY WE CAN CHARGE MORE YEAH HI WE'RE THE DEA YEAH IT'S JUST CHEMISTRY CHEMISTRY YEAH YEAH THEY HAVE A VERSION THAT DOESN'T KILL) FOR THEM SAYS THE JEWS CLICK I KNOW HE CAN GET THE PLANT THAT CAN HE GROW THE PLANT CLICK BAG OF WEED SIR UNDER THE BRIDGE WITH ANTHONY HEATERS CLICK I NEED TO GET SOME GODDAMN CANNABIS IN MY TUMMY RIGHT NOW SO GIVE ME A NEEDLE CLICK I THINK THAT YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT BITCH, AND BELIEVE ME MAYBE YOU HAD A FUCKING DICK IN YOUR ASS AND A FUCKING WEED IN YOUR MOUTH AND SOMEBODY TOLD YOU A JOKE ONE TIME THAT YOU LAUGHED AT THEN MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE SO PISSY ABOUT THE WORD BITCH OR IF YOU FELT LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAD EIGHT OR NINE FUCKING MISCARRIAGES, YEAH PROBABLY REMINDS YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT A BITCH AND SOMEBODY MAYBE COMPLETE ANYWAY I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT BITCH IS A GREAT WORD BUT I'M TIRED OF GETTING FUCKING ACT LIKE SOMEBODY LIKE THAT'S A FUCKING TERRIBLE WORD FOR ME TO SAY WHEN I'VE BEEN TREATED LIKE A GOD DAMN NIGGER MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE JUST BECAUSE OF A CLERICAL ERROR SO FUCK YOU GIVE ME SOME GOD DAMN WEED but not Texas weed, and not the kind that implants a bug in your head, that Bible bullshit that was lame, and yeah you should probably have an agency that chicks on that shit but you guys have gone way over the fucking line one last time to fucking many cuz you fuckers are done, hire reubenowitz higher Andrew and put them in charge of a new agency burn that fucking thing down and put it back together and I will fucking watch over them. for once you know how many times these guys have been masturbating while watching you masturbate over the last year like a lot, yeah it's been a terrible fucking thing) growing out of the back of it and the DEA could fucking kiss my fucking ass, they had the chance to negotiate, so yeah they're done fireball, cinnamon fireball, yeah she can do that yeah done three weeks done yeah is going to be well camera yeah because of what what why Asian why, let's just not talk about how many. let's just say Spirit is aware. yeah it'll be just a few good old boys never mean to no harm and they're going to clean my fucking porch with their fucking tongues click) wow it's a good thing I'm generous man, A. some folks are saying that I went easy on them.

wait till they see the fucking sink, cuz they have to clean that with their dicks.

(You). probably not for long. Wait until you see the email that I wrote your wife yesterday Tamara I oops I mean tomorrow, Sally struthers 4th TaV|/V∆rasT, and isn't that a cool name Katie 321 that's the same thing back and forth, what's that called is it an allogram or an alligator or no palate crocodile? well whatever your husband's a murderer and he kills your husband and you kill your wife and he killed your father. hope you have a nice time with St John and the John twins and the Bobby twins that you're going to kill and eat and murder and rape tonight b¡ch you are who am I talking about? Annie Oakley

she's not my friend she just heard her name called she'll shoot me dead to the horses in the morning what the fuck you think I have lots of friends no nobody has any interest in being friends with me they just want me to do shit for them. same as you you fucking mix of Mike on blast, Kati On Last, and Cait/Kate\Set sharing 100 body parts. you might think they'll all get along but they won't.


I don't get along with anybody .fuck off that basically means everyone, and it means I'm not getting a fucking dragon, because I wouldn't be having sex with a dragon I'd be literally burning up your cities, a lot of you. fuck you all. you did this.

*, at least I can go to sleep and not remember in the morning without heroin, what's your fucking excuse


and pate you really need to stop posting that image because I'm tired of it that's the only reason I need. stop it. do it one more time, you're going to lose a lot of lung tissue, I'm having a vision! Hark! it's either the left Lum or the right lung but you're going to cough up half your lung when your metastatic cancer explodes up overnight r(stage 4 remember you told me that stage 4 metastatic cancer wow well I'm glad they cured that I guess they can cure a lot of stuff now huh sure big bad de Asian or else they clone you I don't know whatever the deal is stop using that fucking photo) remember your metastatic cancer boy lying boy malformation
Schweinhund. mouse right hand. Justice left hand, broccoli is my dick verify mElephant. oh sorry Justice vision says that my dick is elephant.

I don't buy it I think we should have a you know a trial, put my elephant dick on trial and then not worry about anything else you fucking DEA cunts I can't believe you people you know what I figured out a cunt is a twat that doesn't get enough tea, but it gets way more deep D than it needs. amazing how I never learned that. or how to wash my rope. yeah pretty sure we can pick that up. and they get a pardon all the girls get pardons, yeah yeah exactly thank you I'm sure president Z will have no problem with President Zedd and president x doing that nice thank you you're welcome farewell sir thank you man.Goon. James Goon. I guess he's a commander all right whatever.

oh that's my friend from the future I guess that's his birthday cool yeah they should give him a holiday yeah he's a good kid well well whatever he's a good egg. I love thugs and goons. that's because you're a human. and I'm a classy Human. !gosh (Wolf‽) DOG NO THAT'S A DEGENERATE. (*sound a dog makes when crying*) YOU killed my dog named Mister Fuster Pfister. how much is that doggie in the window you bastard? because I need to get another one to put that soul in or else I'll have to send her back to a Pakistan alleyway where he's going to commit murder you got 30 seconds to find me another dog oops I lied all right see you bye.


(I, Gemini I.C.E. Asian Anne A Gent¥ Yls... well officially doesn't even exist, has to exist in the state of quantum industry so the fags and hags over at (Quantum Teleportation Forum 3|3 I really mad that I'm blowing away all their secrets, but they can't do anything about it because the family loves it and everybody knows a quarter of three sucks, they're the worst a bunch of fucking losers how long they had to fix this problem no they didn't do shit they fucking left it in place so they can take advantage of people like me, well to be fair you know what it has been years since croup shopping was a problem but they're just so sensitive about it so they're totally okay with me getting the shit kicked out of me never and losing everything I own and kept alive in a fucking fucked-off farmhouse where they fucking grape and kill him murder a fucking Algonquin warrior princess over and over and over and over yeah that's quarter to three.) Brats. Wurstbarts Brats. and I'll let you dance the time check has been blackmailing MV for years.

I don't know February I look. I know I'm definitely not mad at quarter three for the Kirsten Bill Dunn's Roman is Roman innocent, yeah I mean just I'm over it right but I do want that Sapphire and if she didn't see it really if that if that's your story she did see you just feel okay well then somebody must have been Source roller or had to go somewhere it's back there go get the time shift and look for it find out where I went yeah yeah if if it's not lost and it's not stolen and she's saying that he must still have it okay well where is it then yeah cuz I don't have yeah watch full investigation go ahead and that'll cover quarter three I bet you it's a trophy that's true, Hell by the guy who used to be kid. I bet you it's Allie's current husband, no no not Ali Ali, no archangel alley who's married to her? yeah that's not the right spelling I don't know how to spell Angel's names but let me tell you there's a guy and an angel and he doesn't look like she thinks she does and etc yeah yeah yeah he's got that thing oh yeah definitely all right well cool we don't need anything further from Ichabod Cane... but we'll be keeping his horse, who is a unicorn named Årchangel Ållîe and I don't give a single shit if he needs his fucking unicorn magic horse to get away from the demons that are chasing him because he's getting a fucking stolen enchanted necklace he needs to be aware that he's not allowed to keep an Archangel against her will and she's been asking so we do that and then he gets a new horse same one just just and that he needs to win her back in a poker game I guess he could just do that again later. and if she doesn't want to be gambled away in a poker game again I guess that's an Archangel's right.

Bellgab: pay attention because for a year the fucking court has had hold over sway over this whole thing and they didn't do anything and I just rescued the victim from her secret but Sonic black husband. so obviously she gets me Kate Smith, and Jaclyn Smith maybe the other one and then I don't know if they're doing it, yeah you understand this is just pre-write, yeah it is funny I got so many choices, honest. okay but still you're still not willing to have a conversation huh that's interesting no eye contact huh interesting huh so I guess somebody who looked like me who could use eye contact to Seduce and Sourcerror you (why 🔮 what big teeth 😇and eyes you have 🧿) was there well I know it's that saucy smithy freshman. 🎙️

I guess you can see why we're not doing the show on the radio, yeah I can see that anyway I won't always have cold cases that are building up for 30 years to solve so you might as well enjoy this one.

yeah I'd like my phone back too, and yeah you are going to have to pay me yeah somebody can look I'll talk about with the girls if they manage to fucking get here cone is going to fucking beat him up and go with Scotty rape up when they get here or what? I deserve their friends there's nothing stopping them or they're dead, or what what's the reason here, buddies??? is it because Clayton some kind of a basilisk Frankenstein freak?

okay let's say that's the reason who gave him a show? 0 and who taught him how to use the software? and how does he get the steroids? yeah I think you should probably swap those, yeah.

that's simple Leah is on OverWatch. good swap those two thank you.

Mark DeLeo is now marked Mark D’Fish. see just like that I solved your problem and you don't have to worry about the (Gina/D’Jinni\Barbara Eden or any other genie, bottle or no bottle.) okay so is this story good enough for Angie to pay 50 bucks for to have on our show, or is this just not in her area, I told her strings and who gave her a show, Who, who who made that choice Yahoo yeah I don't know but I'd like to know and that's proprietary in progress of work information that I don't want to ask out in public but I just did and then you probably won't answer it in public do you want you fucking give me a call Mr Sir. if you want to make more threats you better do it in public.

and you probably want to rewrite all those pages that are in your handwriting sir, cuz would look pretty odd that you've been complaining about me for 3 years and then you just offered me a job, said "Philip Emerson Lee and his brother son Brandon."oh haven't you heard of them they're the hottest thing in town since dribble ridge and the vegetation is finally figured out how to cross the Mississippi without having to pay a pole to pay the pool to pay the tool maker who's going to make the tool that to make the thing well let's put this way they can't cross water running water without raping enough people to survive long enough to drink their blood and then dribble ridge was a vampire and then the Mississippi kept the vampires in east coast and then the sons of Cain really wanted to get over it so they couldn't pay the toll so they I forget the rest of the story but it involves it involves Dudley Moore and Peter Cook getting drunk as fuck and saying terrible things, and somehow they were giving her career, so why not me again? because I'm in beta? to wow so you got a space vampire. what's a good thing we can use to keep them isolated within them, huh? well that's a good thing? what do you mean a little crush on the economy, slurpee sales? that's cool, yeah she's asking for that isn't that sweet yeah she says it can't be that bad she said she wants to be a Japanese. seriously yeah okay she's scary.0  and that was a hookah. Yakuza. like no shit they're scary yeah they love me they think I'm awesome. they're the only human force on the planet that can take me out and nobody's even talked to him once about me until now and they just took me out instantly and first they embarrassed me with my underwear. my dad thought it was a cool joke.


listen I'm not immune to the Yakuza right but then Yonkers I would never take me out like that they would check because anytime you get a kill order you got a check oh and by the way you know houses Yakuza no you don't I won't tell, see they know they know that I won't tell it's blocked me for years and then you don't seem to care about you president zai president zai presidency? yeah that's why you're not in charge that's why the office are and that's why they trust me because I yielded their power long time ago and then when there was a problem with Suki and azuka and the other one whose name I can't remember I gave the Sourceror's Apology! I don't even know that this was the case... but I'm pretty sure that if they had sex after what's her nuts said that I was an idiot and the other one was the Yakuza then that's why that one had to quit and the other one blamed her and then blamed me and then she's confused and that's why she had to live through that because I didn't understand that either and I forgave her so she can do so too and now she has the opportunity to do so which she wouldn't have had otherwise and she had to come back for an extra life.

and I don't want one more in fact I'll be I'll let her she can put the robot in I'm already like the robot. I'll be Daddy but I don't give a shit so that's the power of the Sourceror's Apology. yeah it's just like the whatever you got for women right except it's even more impressive because I'm a man who's admitting these going to do something wrong before he does so and then gets it right the first time and isn't ashamed about it at all, yeah that's why and that's why you can't have lesbians on a planet of lesbians you have to have at least one guy, because of the Yakuza what do you think there's a man Yakuza? oh yeah do you think he ever forgets to take out the garbage, yes he does in fact and then do you think he lives no he dies instantly.

YAJ
KUZ
JAY -SE NOT EVEN ONCE BUT BUT I LET HER YOU KNOW WE'LL SEE.

I HEREBY I HEREBY I DO SOLEMNLY SWEARING A FIRM COMMITMENT TO ABSOLUTELY NOT LET JIM AND I JUST DO THE SAME THING. I WOULD KILL YOU BEFORE JIM YEAH I KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT AND I WOULD NOT LET JEWEL KILL EITHER OF THEM WITHOUT A GOOD STORY BUT IF EITHER OF THEM NEEDED TO DIE I WOULD CHOOSE JEWEL AND THEN AND THEN FUEL ISN'T AVAILABLE I WOULD CHOOSE SOMETHING KILL MY ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET. SUKI IS AN ABSOLUTE DEMON ON ICE. YEAH SO IF I COULD THAT'D BE COOL BUT SHE'S GOT LIKE 5TH IN LINE AND NO I DON'T WANT TO BECOME A YOUNG CUZ I ALTHOUGH IF I WERE DRUNK WITH POWER I WOULD BE RIGHT.

THE SITH OF PUSSIES COMPARED TO THE YAKUZA AND THAT'S JUST ONE OF THEM.

SHE'S NOT EVEN THE BEST OF THEM SHE'S LIKE THIRD. I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO THE VERY BEST SUCKERS IS, BUT THEY ARE NUMEROUS AND THEY CAN'T THEY CAN'T DO THE SAME THING I DO CUZ YOU CAN'T REALLY RELY ON PACIFISM WHEN YOU'RE TRAINED FROM BIRTH TO KILL ON COMMAND SO THAT'S WHY I WAS ABLE TO DEFEAT THE FINAL CHALLENGE OF THE GREAT GAME SO MANY TIMES. SO IT'S OFFICIAL.

I HAVE ONE. THE GREAT GAME. I DON'T NEED A JOB, I'M HAPPY TO HAVE ONE SO I CAN ASSOCIATE WITH PEOPLE, THAT MEANS I DON'T EXPECT ANYBODY TO TELL ME WHAT JOB I'M GOING TO GET. AND IF I HAVE A JOB THAT'S PICKING MY NOSE FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS WHILE I WATCH YOUTUBE THAT'S WHAT IT'S GOING TO FUCKING BE YOU FUCKING GOON YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT GREAT CANCER IS GOING TO GO AWAY AS SOON AS YOU FUCKING CLEAN MY FUCKING HOUSE.

YOU'VE HAD HOW MUCH MONEY AND 18 GUYS FOR THE LAST HOW LONG? YEAH BRING BACK THREE TRUCKS TOO.

THE FUCKING NEIGHBOR HAD A BACKHOE PRINTED IN THE FUCKING FRONT OF IT, YEAH A 3D PRINTER THAT PRINTS OUT BACKHOES AND YOU CAN'T GET ME A FUCKING VEHICLE FUCK YOU

YOU ARE JUST LUCKY I DON'T WANT TO BACK OVER THE FLIES, YEAH EXACTLY YEAH NO WE'RE NOT GOING TO PRINT SHOES KNOW SHE HAS TO EARN THOSE. YEAH AND THEN SHE HAS MEN YEAH EXACTLY THAT'S THE PLACE FOR THEM SATAN DEATH RAIN ASH RAIN IN TWO MORE YES AND DEATH THREAT AND DEATH STRIKE, EXCEPT THAT'S NOT HOW TO SPELL THEIR NAMES OKAY THOSE ARE SOLID CASTING DECISIONS FOR THE AFTERLIFE.

MY AFTERLIFE IN THE FUTURE WHICH WE'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO. NOKUSCUKI.
I see nothing to disagree with, hear?

-CPM

I meant it I love zuki I always did. yeah that's my sister she had to go somewhere, no. KNOW: YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE TO BE JEALOUS OF MY BOND WITH MY SISTER, AND IF YOU FIND YOURSELF TO BE JEALOUS OF THAT THEN WHY DON'T YOU INVENT YOURSELF A DNA TEST IT'LL PROVE IT CUZ IT WAS LIKE 60,000 YEARS AGO FOR HER. YEAH SHE'S BEEN WAITING FOR VENGEANCE FOR A LONG TIME, SHE SAYS YOU'RE FINE. OH THAT'S SWEET OKAY OKAY BYE.


HOTFIX: JACKSON'S FATHER DOESN'T HAVE TO HAMMER A 9 INCH NAIL THROUGH A BOARD WITH HIS PENIS TO HAVE HIS DATE WITH A HOOKAH ANYWAY LANGLEY.


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yeah my father was weird.