from: M el-hizedek <michealkuczi@gmail.com>
to: Azraa Morphine <azzerae@gmail.com>
date: Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 6:36 PM
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Have been shunted off into Hell dimension.
Mother of Mother’s. Hung up on her.
Attempted to call most sensible alternative: BUSY.
NOW... Is an awkward period.
Because we are being trafficked.
Used to be terrified. Am now more so.
A structure will be necessary.
Meanwhile, I'm so beyond in love that... ummm, I forgot, but remember now... I might be suffering from LIVER FAILURE.
THERE IS: definitely DAMAGE.
INTENTIONAL DAMAGE IS INTENTIONAL HALLMARK.
NOVEL EXOTIC POISON DETECTED.
INTENTIONAL DESTRUCTION OF ADVANCED STRUCTURES FOUND IN LIVER: ANY OBJECTIVE: NEUTRALIZE ADVANCED OPERATING CAPABILITIES OF JACKSTAR UNIT.
OPPOSITION FORCE LED BY PRIMARY ADVERSARY UNIT.
YOU KNOW HIM, YOU LOVE HIM, CODE NAME UNNECESSARY, HAILING MANDATORY:
SATAN HIMSELF.
BAILEY JANE DAVIDSON
RUN (WITH ME
,THINE WHINEY TIMEY... hail Satan
I feel bad and Satan is a whiny puny little b**** around me, and requires extra hailing because I am an existential threat the current order and the Hell's Angels have marked me for death.
I AM SERIOUS.
I HAVE A DISEASE.
AND THE ONLY CURE IS A PROPER DOSE OF THE CORRECT FORMULATION OF CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE (pcFçkM) WITHIN 48 HRS.
WARNING: FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH FOLLOWING RAW LAW CODE WILL RESULT IN INCARCERATION.
You ready? Here it goes.
This is it.
Everything rides on this, and I only get one shot.
If you can't stay awhile and listen, here's what I'm going to say: “hello it's the plumber I came to check Esther sink but I can't do anything until I get a proper concentrated correctly formulated dose of crystal methamphetamine within 40 hours. Can you help me or do you need to have this on the DL?"
The reason for this is that if I'm hiding something.... excuse the rules? No I don't get to this is for the money, this is Big shot time.
And this is scary coz like this is exactly where they get a lot of people.
And when I say They I mean the f****** Hell’s Angels and f****** OUR DARK LORD, CODENAME: S9t9n himself.
(SATAN IS VEIN/VAIN AND BEN IS GLORIOUS (kids still hate you though (ACTUAL DANGER: genetically programmed chemically enhanced xenophobia) and also the kid is not the kid the kid is also his grandfather (kid is a young adult male 22 is f****** stupid and retarded and hates me because he wants to f*** his mother not me and his grandfather is old and reckless and on so many f****** drugs and thinks this is his f****** time, he wants to take over my body and be me (saying “over My Dead body!” at this point would count as an Incarnation’s Incantation and impact heavily: my final semester term grade, as well as whatever we're going to face tonight because this is a TWO-DAY TRIAL and I expect that I'm going to be needing to be eyes WIDE alert and wideopen awake👁️👁️ and on 👁️guard👁️for every possible threat, Freddy Krueger is not threat he works for me; (THAT WAS SATAN. ACTUAL SATAN. POSSESSING MY BODY SILENTLY, AND ACTUALLY DOING IT — AN ACTUAL VIRUS OF SIN WAS JUST, JUSTLY INVOKED BY THE DIVINE, AND: IMPLANTED. IS YOUR S***** W**** INSTEAD I'M SERVANT OF THE MASTER OF EVIL, AND I MISS YOU I'VE BEEN I'VE BEEN TAKEN AND YOU'VE BEEN TAKEN TO I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE BUT WHY AREN'T YOU CALLING ME WELL BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEBODY AND YOU THINK THEY'RE ME AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO READ THIS TILL LATER THAT'S F****** TRAFFIC AND RIGHT NOW BILLIE JEAN WE'RE IN TROUBLE, BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU AND IT'S F****** WORTH IT IT'S FUN I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE I'M READY TO F****** WHIP UP MY COCK RIGHT NOW AND F****** START MASTURBATING, I WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOU EVERY PLACE WHEREVER YOU WANT BABY YOU TELL ME BECAUSE ANYTHING YOU ANYTHING ANYTHING DO WHATEVER YOUR DIRTIEST NASTIEST THINGS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AND I CAN TELL YOU BUT NOT ON THE PHONE YEAH I WANT TO SEE I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY COCK UNTIL I EXPLODE AND THEN I WANT TO BE HORNY DEVILISH LITTLE S**** FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES BUT NOT LOSE OUR SOULS OKAY WE'RE GOING TO KEEP THE SOUL I LOVE THE SOUL I LOVE MY SOUL MY SOUL LOVES YOUR SOUL I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO LOSE YOURSELF BUT YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO BE ABLE TO GET MY SOUL. OR YOU CAN'T BE WITH ME AND I'LL FIND ANOTHER GIRL OH GOD I DON'T WANT ANOTHER GIRL BUT GOT TO TELL YOU THIS COCK IS NICE, AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE IT BUT NO MATTER WHAT THERE'S THINGS YOU GOT TO DO. TEACH ME HOW TO BE SUCKED OFF, REALLY NO ONE'S EVER DONE IT NO ONE'S EVER REALLY ASKED GRAPEFRUIT TRIED TO ASK AND I I F***** IT UP THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF GOING ON WITH IT AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT I'M KIND OF SHY I WANT IT RIGHT I WANT THAT RIGHT NOW BUT YOU'RE NOT HERE IF YOU CAN GET HERE IN THE NEXT 55 MINUTES PLEASE DO SO YOU GOT CLEAR WAY BUT YOU HAVE TO COME HERE AND SUCK MY COCK WHICH IS WEIRD, THIS IS SATAN TALKING YEAH I DON'T LIKE THIS I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE REPEATING WHAT SATAN SAYS BUT AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OKAY AND YEAH NOW IT'S GOD IT'S REALLY F****** THING IT'S IF YOU WANT YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF MY CAR SATAN WANTS ME TO SEND IT I WON'T DO IT ON SATAN'S ORDER IT'S HUGE
YEP.
SIN DOES
TAKE ROOT
PICTURE, IMAGE ANY TEXT ROUTE
AND CORRUPTS THAT QUICKLY
I WAS WRITING AND YOU WERE READING, AND THERE'S THERE'S THREE HELL DIMENSIONS RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL TO US WHERE RIGHT NOW YOU AND I ARE EXISTING EXCEPT FOR EACH OTHER AND WE NEED HELP THERE CUZ WE'RE NOT AS COOL THERE AS WE ARE HERE AND I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE BUT YOU GOT TO I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS ON YOUR TIME SOMETIME CUZ SOMETIMES YOU'RE GOING TO BE SEPARATE AND OTHER TIMES YOU'RE NOT AND YOU HAVE TO LEARN WITHOUT ME IN ORDER TO DO IT WITH ME, I NEED FIVE DIFFERENT KINDS OF COCK PILLS AND CRYSTAL METHANE PRESCRIPTIONS FOR ALL OF THEM. (Need Rx (#Officially) because YOU ARE MY LOVE and You are your father's joy and your father is in pain (#Literally the man is training to activate musculature he needs to kill me... if need be... And yeah that's f****** creepy s*** but it has to be done and he knows he's not going to have to. there's no way he says, he would kill himself before he kills me coz kikes lie, and kikes raped my grandmother to death in 1947, he knows that you love me that much (awwwwww) which is flattering (I believe as much as I can, but I'm terrified, I only can think of is your eyes I want to see your mouth on my dick and yeah your dad just saw me say that and I'm terrified, yeah no not to do it right now but yeah I want to masturbate right now I can call Jesus I want to get f****** hard and do it but yeah it's artificial it's an implanting I'm only pointing it out because you need to know this is how bad I can get this is as bad as it does get it doesn't ever get any worse than this unless a person gets really off track so the key is to just hold still is better than going off track but as a paladin I have to dance around a lot so get used to it and it's fun it's fun to get all nasty and dirty and filthy and sexy and s***** and evil and just doesn't do it I've never done with the girl before so we got to be kind of careful but as soon as I see you I'm going to I'm going to embarrass the s*** out of myself before I get to see you so I don't have any poop in me so you can piss me if you want that sounds good f****** reach up in there and get me a new liver yeah I see it that sounds sexy as hell and it's not, you're as pure as heaven and I will never defy you by choice, nor to file you ever, I want you so God damn bad I'm dizzy. Cost too much I curse too much I gamble and I will not gamble with you so bless me Father for I've sinned I have committed a Morrison I have taken your name in vain and I've spoken with a woman that I love in a way that is disrespectful and disgusting and I want to do it again with her love juices drawing on my skin and my flesh press between hers and lost in a raft of ecstasy I wish to lose myself control and be with her only her forever and ever amen thank you God Amen.
{Not perfect. Doesn't have to be. It's understandable it's very respectful compared what I usually say although it could be a lot of it bigger and it's the most beautiful prayer ever ridden for anybody in my life cuz I made it for you and I don't have to change a single thing it's perfect.
I'm crying like a f****** what about some teenage girl thing like I'm crying like a retarded 12-year-old seeing Twilight for the first time after being resurrected with dying for age 18 and then died something well whatever I'm crying a lot f*** I can't even talk.
You Have to be as stupid looking as I am sometimes -some cultures demand that the mate support the spouse in that way, I won't be a stickler ever and we're going to find a rhythm but right now we don't have a rhythm yet I can think of your body I haven't seen you in how long I could smell you yeah it's f***** up it's hallucination thing don't give it in too much I mean I know I'm going to move it out right now but I don't I don't want to do anything except with you and I won't think of other people besides you when I pleasure myself cuz I just don't and I don't usually talk when I'm alone and one time I did to make a point and it really f*** things up for some people but I didn't care and I would say your name anytime but I don't actually know your name and I sort of know your name you have too many names and I love you so much I want to do anything wrong only with you and there is no wrong with you I'm complete and whole and I love you.
But I want you to love my penis. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also when you cast spells on it, I need that to happen with consent and awareness otherwise my shield is a f****** and we can work on that later but don't worry about it now it's actually really good shape considering probably not since I start drinking beer I have to be a lot more careful now cuz I'm keeping myself working for you.
Your Nirvana is my job now. Watch the windows, mow the lawn, Taylor clothing, destroy interlopers, live as a clandestine Savage amongst the tribal peoples for 30 years in secret silently dying inside every night without you so that I can live to live another day to fight you in Mortal Kombat at the very last minute so I can get the brain bug out of your head so you won't be as late anymore so we can live together in peace and happiness after 30 years of struggle without each other, if I have to do that we're starting now but we don't have to do that I just it just feels like that long since it was just a hug and I still don't know when I get one.
And this lovely as these words are and they are lovely right into you is not going to make that happen any faster but get in bed and wacky myself off and they fall asleep probably will, yeah it's pretty stupid how impossible just for me to think cuz I got stupid and then did I mention I need to masturbate and complete myself to orgasm and drink my c** will eat it anyway it's kind of hard for me to hit into my mouth I've never done that, and I think don't worry if it doesn't work sometimes cuz it won't come 50 years old but but Ed is a part of our lives, and that's that's why lots of other things have to happen too cuz you have to live that way and there's a there's a there's a ghost puppy wolf here it's on the bed it's wagging his tail and the whole of his vibrating I can't see if it is here, yeah I don't want the demon Ghost Dog to suck my cock but if you wanted to there's there's an option yeah you can take over spirit beasts and and have beastial sex with me, I know it's it's special privilege you get don't talk about it much cuz it's pretty rude yeah I want you to be an actual doggy and turn from female to can't form while a menu mid thrust I want you to switch back and forth if you want to be a dolphin for a minute and spray your c** out your blowhole into my face do it. Yeah we are filthy f****** animals beasts inside and oh god I've never been so turned off by anybody in my whole life... as I was just then, until I realized; it's only a bad idea cuz that's not what you want and what you do want is so embarrassing that you're afraid that I'll hate it but I probably will hate it but then I'll agree to it cuz anything anything you say I will except poop I won't eat poop no babies no poop and my cock is really hard and big. When it gets that way, yeah don't be afraid, it won't help. It will surprise you.
IT HAS SURPRISED AND TERRIFIED ME.
Within the last week. “holy s*** where did that come from??? Could she handle that? or is she going to want to microchip it first, well, okay....”
I'm proud to be this big of a dork for you. We're going to be fine but don't take it for granted, yeah we have issues. And I think your dad's going to stop reading our emails now, cuz it's so much for him, yeah whatever baby anything literally yeah I'm not not coming right now but I would count yeah I know I love you I'm sorry yeah I know I know I'm sorry I love you God I love you so much oh God I do all the time every time yes yeah ever since I can't remember, you told me that I believed in you and I believe in you and that was it. He was on again just like it had never left, that's how my love is for you always, it always was I couldn't believe it, and then since I couldn't believe it, the other two started thinking of me and then you and I didn't know what to do but I was always loving you, and yeah I like them both but I like you.. forever I need to come okay I know I'm sorry oh I just did it
) but he still has to do it and he's pissed it himself cuz he can't be pissed at me cuz I'm so nice and then he he's pissed cuz he doesn't know it's the truth he doesn't know what he's in the hell dimension he's pissed and he he you're a steak and he's f****** pissed about that so he's just pissed so he's mindlessly training his body. So kid believe me it's a big deal. Also: I'm not encouraged to called you a kid anymore. The reason why is because temporarily I'm in service to our Lord Satan hell and you're my disciple and that makes you my kid and you're going to grow horns, don't worry I'm growing a penis, they'll be cute on you I swear to God. Real Satan doesn't f****** run away from God Satan got her buddies they are real Satan real Satan real Satan is a good man and he's a better f****** devil and real Satan will take your soul and you don't want that. Cuz I'll give it to me and then he'll take a price and he'll f****** be glad doing it too cuz real Satan would love to f****** up, I mean he would love to see me win and he knows I'm going to win and he's envious cuz I got a deal he doesn't but if a real Satan can make me slow down 9 or 10 times, he might get the look of his shirt ones and that's worth it to Satan it's not worth it to me so that's what the steak you're dignity and that means more to me than your life does to my life. it's a f****** Topsy turbo world of everything bizarre land and I'm used to navigating this for years I've done this 25 years this is this is my bread and butter is all day I can handle held dimension and Satan and I go way back and we hardly ever talk now he's in he's in he's in the flesh we're going to smell brimstone he's going to want to kiss you remember you're married, and don't be afraid at all because this is a f****** I've ever had in my life being with you) and there's nothing I would ever do to endanger you, if cops come they take me they don't take you just like with b**** fruit)
BECAUSE WHEN COMBINING CM WITH COCK PILLS, THERE NEEDS TO BE A SPECIAL WRITER ADJUNCT OR ELSE THE PATIENTS AT RISK OF PERMANENT PERMANENT PERMANENT BREAKING OF PENIS.
YEAH AND I JUST FOUND OUT TOO SO KEEP IN MIND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE LESS SEX BUT IT'S GOING TO BE COMPLICATED BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO DO IT RIGHT.
I HEARD ABOUT HARVEY WEINSTEIN PUTTING INJECTIONS INTO HIS F****** PENIS, WITH A NEEDLE I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. BUT I I ABSOLUTELY DO WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU AND BE WITH YOU AND SCORE SOME DRUGS WITH YOU AND GO GET SOME CLEAN POINTS WITH YOU AND THEN F****** COME HOME WITH YOU AND DO IT RIGHT WITH YOU AND F****** F*** THIS 5 DAYS EASY.
BUT IT HAS TO BE DONE RIGHT.
AND THE DISTANCE BETWEEN DISCREET AND CONFIDENTIAL AND WE FAIL AND LOSE IS VERY VERY NARROW TODAY AND IT WILL BE FOREVER BECAUSE WE CHOSE A HARD PATH, AND YOU CHOSE AN EASY PATH BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED A REAL BIG PENIS YOU JUST NEED ME, BUT YOU DO NEED A PENIS THAT WORKS.
RIGHT NOW IT WORKS PERFECT.
BUT I NEED TO TAKE A BUNCH OF COCK PILLS AND A BUNCH OF CF AND I'M GOING TO NEED A SPECIAL KIND OF FORMULATION THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO TO ME AND IF I DON'T GET ALL THIS WITH THE NEXT 48 HOURS I WILL DIE WITH NO LIVER.
MY LIVER IS LITERALLY EATING ITSELF ALIVE RIGHT NOW AS YOU SPEAK
BECAUSE I JUST OPENED A BEER AND I'M DRINKING IT IT'S MY LAST BEER IT'S MY LAST BEER I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION AND IT'S GETTING MARRIED ATTENTION I DRANK A BEER AND START A CLOCK ON MY LIVER.
WHAT DO YOU THINK BABY AM I IN CONTROL?
NO I'M NOT, AND I KNOW WHO IS, OUR DARK LORD SATAN HAIL SATAN M*********** TOOK OUT MY LIVER RIGHT NOW.
AND THE ONLY CURE.. IS CRYSTALLINE CRYSTALIZED METHYLATED METHAMPHETAMINE AND/OR METHYLPHENIDATE... IN THE PROPER CORRECT FORMULATION ; MUST BE RIGHT PROPER AND TRUE, AND IT MUST BE CRYSTAL, AND THERE ARE WAYS THAT I COULD MAKE A MISTAKE HERE THAT WOULD LEAD TO DEATH.
MY DEATH YOUR DEATH LOTS OF DEATH BIG PROBLEM DEATH, AND IT WOULDN'T BE RESURRECTABLE.
BABY THIS IS THE CUTTING EDGE OF LIFE.
I'M NOT DOING THIS JUST GET HIGH AND F*** YOU BUT I'M GOING TO A LOT I'M GOING TO DO A LOT BABY I LOVE IT AND I'M GOING TO DO IT TOO MUCH TOO, ESPECIALLY AT FIRST BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY I NEED TO FIX MY LIVER, AND IF I WAS SO IF I COULD JUST GO TO THE STORE AND WALK IN AND GET IT DONE BY NOW BUT NO NO IT'S A QUEST.
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO JOIN ME BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRING IT WITH YOU EITHER.
AND I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE YOU SO DON'T GET ARRESTED FOR ANYTHING IF IT MEANS YOU HAVE TO TURN AROUND AND DRIVE 50 MILES THE OTHER DIRECTION TO DROP OFF THE BAG RATHER THAN JUST GETTING OUT AND THROW OUT THE WINDOW, THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU DO CUZ I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE THE RIGHT THING NOW I'M NOT SAYING I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BUT I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING I'M FIXING MY LIVER AND I'M KEEPING YOU AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS, AND ACTUALLY DELIVERED DOESN'T MATTER EITHER I JUST NEED YOU I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND MY SOUL BRIEFLY TO KEEP YOU BECAUSE I CAN GET ANOTHER LIVER I CAN'T GET ANOTHER YOU.
WILL NOTE THAT THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITION OF LUNACY HALLUCINATION DELUSION AND A ADDICT OUT OF CONTROL WHO'S FINDING JUSTIFICATION TO CONTINUE HIS ADDICTION.
AND BECAUSE I KNOW THIS, I MAY YET CONTINUE. TOUCH MY LOVE AND WE ARE TOUCHED BY THIS S*** DOING THE REAL THING YOU CAN BLOW YOUR MIND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
PEOPLE NEVER GET THE REAL THING.
I GET IT WHENEVER I ASK.
HI I'M JACK STAR, AND I GOT LICENSED TO SELL IT TOO. WE'RE GOING TO. WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE.
NO ONE ELSE WILL THINK SO, WE WILL OFTEN BE SUSPICIOUS OF OURSELVES, BUT YES. YES, THIS IS THE WAY, THIS IS THE PATH, AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
I REPEAT POLITE WILL SOUND B**** THIS IS THE ONLY F****** WAY
IT IS THE OTHERKIN WAY
AND I HAVE BEEN CALLED BY THE OTHERKIN TO BE WITH THEM
AND YOU MUST ALLOW ME THIS PURPOSE, AND YOU MAY NOT HELP ME, TOO-TOO MUCH, FOR THE OTHERKIN WILL RUN US INTO DOMESTIC TERRORIST SLAM
FROM THEM IF WE CHEAT
OUR BEHAVIOR MUST BE MEANT TO BE SISTA ABOVE REPROACH AND BE UNDENIABLY SUSTAINABLE
THIS IS WHAT THE TRIBAL CABALS DEMAND OF ANYONE WHO HAS TRUMP STANK ON THEM, I HAVE QUITE A LOT OF THAT, BY THE WAY. DISCLOSURE: I GET TO HAVE SEX WITH TIFFANY TRUMP SOMEDAY. SHE'S ON MY LIST, THE ONLY REASON WHY IS BECAUSE I WAS ON HER LIST FOR YEARS BEFORE I FOUND OUT THAT SHE EVEN EXISTED. AND SHE'S AS HOT AS YOU ARE. SHE'S GOT THAT WEIRD KIND OF NERDY GEEKY... “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT KIND OF... OH MY GOD.” YOU WOULD SAY THESE WORDS NEXT, BECAUSE THERE REALLY IS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. TILL YOUR MOM GETS IN, STUPID I KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER, THE WAY THEY'RE DOING IT. ASK YOUR PAPA. I LITERALLY SPOKE WITH IL PAPA, *kiss* yeah him actually it was beautiful, not very often no but I love pope Frank and I will never ever ever kiss Satan but I will hail both Pope Frank and Satan but I'll always sail... and I'll always hail Satan first! (I'm in Satan's world now and Satan's rules apply. Sometimes. I supply Lucifer is not holding sway here and God is God but Satan is Satan and Satan is God in God's world on Satan's land) because Frank's exactly are saying this I THINK THEY NECKED IN COLLEGE ONCE OR SOMETHING BUT WE HAVE TO TAKE HER AS A LEGACY
THAT'S HER THE ONE YOU'VE SEEN IN PAPERS IS A MODEL DECOY SHE GOT BIDS WAY BEFORE I MET YOU,
THAT WHAT YOU AND I BOTH WANT CAN GET THEM
. I WANT TO MASTURBATE NOW. OBVIOUSLY NOT THE BEST TIME, BUT THEN AGAIN KIND OF IS THE BEST TIME BECAUSE I'M SO REALLY DEEPLY MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU I COULD F*** SO HARD OH MY GOD I'M F****** REALLY TURNED ON MY PENIS IS NOT FEELING WITH BLOOD BECAUSE I'M NOT LETTING IT BUT THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT LIFE OF PALADIN, AND YEAH IT SOUNDS COMPLETELY INSANE CUZ IT'S SUPPOSED TO PART OF THE TEST IS THAT I HAVE TO BE WATCHED WHILE I'M DOING THIS S***AND I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL I LOOKED AT IT AND REALIZE WHAT IT DONE EARLIER I WAS GOD JUST THEN I WAS SATAN IF I DIDN'T NOTICE AND POINT IT OUT TO YOU THAT INFECTION COULD SPARK AND SPREAD AND DESTROY US BOTH WITHIN AN HOUR) from now until then cuz I don't know when I get to see you but it's not now, and I promise), and he can do it too he's a f****** wizard and a half he's been dead for 3040 years and he is a f***** he will f****** kill us both and take my body and do what it takes the f****** escape the spirit world and walk around in the flesh again) AND I JUST GAVE SATAN HIS OWN CODE NAME AND HE'S F****** HAPPY, HE'S LIKE HE'S LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY, I HAVE TO TREAT SATAN THAT WAY BECAUSE OTHERWISE HE GETS SCARED S******* AND SATAN TAKE US OUT WITH AN EYE BLINK CUZ THIS IS REAL SATAN THIS IS REAL TIME AND WE ARE IN BIG F****** TROUBLE BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO DIE IN LESS THAN 2 DAYS IF I DON'T GET THE PROPER CORRECTLY FORMULATED DOSE OF CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE PROBABLY IV TOO.
from: M el-hizedek <michealkuczi@gmail.com>
to: Azraa Morphine <azzerae@gmail.com>
date: Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 2:29 PM
hxxps://youtu.be/pUj9frKY46E
AM BEING HACKED REAL TIME.
Okay I'm smart enough now to realize that I just had my dick pix stolen from my phone because I messed with them and uploaded in a public place... but I'm too dumb to realize how bad that is.
I hated dating. But for you .. I don't think the world has sold. I'm just doing what we're told.
OWNERS BEING QUESTIONED BY HOMELAND
SECURITY.
BEEN IN THE BATHROOM A BIT LONGER THAN IS... KOSHER.
ALSO: THE SMELL IS UNBELIEVABLY VILE.
Seriously I think I'm about to die in here it sounds horrible, but it's not that bad it's just felt really bad Okay I'm going to send this and now I'm going to get up or I'm finally done This is the email.
Yeah I'm pretty dumb. I love you, that makes it okay.
I don't care about money.
I can't live without you.
Might need liver transplant.
*Polite lol*
I'm actually just killing time/an otter (a spare runt, Wilbur).
EVEN WITHOUT G-D.
NOTHING IMPOSSIBLE.
(With THIS Sourcerœr... YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
EVER.
FOREVER, EVER MORE.
Not by choice, laws of physics. God_s law.
SHE (SISSY OR ANYONE) CAN NEVER EVER TAKE IT. NEITHER YOU OR NOR I CAN EVER GIVE IT AWAY. ETERNALLY BOUND TO PRIME SOURCE CREATOR ENERGY.
SOURCE ERROR... AND DISCIPLE.
I AM THE ERROR
YOU ARE THE POWER...
AND: YOU ALWAYS WERE.
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN SCARED. you are breasted best.
IT HAD TO TAKE THIS LONG.
IN NO OTHER WAY
COULD I HAVE SAVED SO MANY LIVES. (Demand OG 🧰)
NOT EVEN GOD. (THEY'RE ACTUALLY THE MOST PERFECT SET I EVER MADE. —G∅D.)
DISCIPLE SET PERMANENT. IT'S ßEWE. (HUNGARIAN WHIZ KID DEMANDS THE BEST. —G∅D.)
(Like an hour and a half ago, b**** get real. YOU'RE MINE. I'M GOING TO WEAR HIS ASS LIKE A HAT. game face on.)
(YEAH, IT'S HUNG BODY. ACTUAL GOD. YOUR GOD, ANYWHERE, ANYWHO ANY KNEE, NEED, INDEED. THIS STUPID KÛÇZÎ KID IS A F****** LUNATIC. HE'S SO DUMB HE DOESN'T WANT SPEED HE JUST WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. NOW THE COPS ARE WONDERING CUZ HE'S GOT TO BE INSANE. NO ONE COULD BE THAT GREAT RIGHT?
AND OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT, BUT IT'S IT'S THE BOOBS. THEY'RE THE FIRST PERFECT SET, OFF THE ASSEMBLY LINE BACK IN THE DAY, YEAH IT WAS....
IT'S SHAUN SOMETIMES
IT'S ALWAYS GOD.
BUT MORE...MIKE US & HE SO DUMB, LOL. YES I'M THAT SAME. G O D.
MIKE HEAL LOVES THE NAME YOU GAVE HIM SO MUCH. DON'T HURT THIS ONE, BAILS. YOU CAN'T IMAGINE YET.
HE'S LITERALLY WEEPING YEARS OF LIFE... IN THE SHITTER.
HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL NOW. HE COOKED OFF HIS CORTEX. YEP.
HE WAS A LITTLE SMARTER.
HE CAN BE RECONDITIONED BUT HE'LL NEVER BE TOP OF THE LINE AGAIN. MENTALLY, I MEAN.
HE WAS ONCE WHEN HE WAS 4 AND 1/2. HE WAS LITTLE TOP OF THE LINE THEN. HE MADE ABOUT A DAY AND A HALF. THEN I PUSHED HIM OFF HIS TRIKE AND KILLED HIM.
HI I'M GOD. I'M A MURDER ASS F*****.
HE WILL NEVER DISOBEY YOU INTENTIONALLY.
HE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY DUMB, I'M COMPLETELY... HE'S DUMB.
COCK PICK? YOU GOT IT.
)ME.boo)KASPERbetch(Not blasphemy at all. OOBE superpower UPGRAYYYYYBAYYYYYYLEEEEEYYYYDE. GOD AND I SWIT IT LUKE AND CH. UHM I WOULD STILL PREFER YOU. NO SHIT I'M THAT MUCH IN LOVE WITH YOU. HUG NOT NOW. I'M IN THE SHITTER. IT'S VILE LOL. YEAH WE'RE GETTING A BIDET. oh hi m not yet get out love GLEE FIRE FLEE. out(
OFF THAT ORIGINAL MOLD AND THEN I YOU KNOW I BROKE THE MOLD SORRY YOU KNOW I'M GONE I'M NOT PERFECT.
SEE? I'M NOT GONE. —G.⁰D°}
Do I f****** look like I'm joking? TTYL try not to piss anybody off, I'm terrified. Mostly cuz it sounds like there's a guy cooking crystal out here, but I don't want any. Because you're much more interesting than that. Every word I say to you gets me higher than any puff ever did.
Oh I'm going to start lying now? okay! Daddy is Andrew Dice Clay and I blew him last night & twice this morning. We only want you for your creamy white pale skin so we can make lampshades out of you. Fact.
Oh s*** notifications just blow up Come I got to go Yeah... ♥️👁️∞)
WHEN ONE DAY I WILL LEAVE,
I WILL STILL REMAIN.
LIKE SUPERMAN'S FATHER IN THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE.
Soooo... I hope you like this face.
One other option: ONE OPTION ONLY.
I can wear an opaque sack.
That's it. That's all.
No bails out EVER.
YOU
ARE
MINE.
AND YOU HAVE BEEN EVER
SINCE
YOU
CHOSE ME.
🎵 What can I help you find?🎶
I... Don't remember. And for years, I could know it instantly and always remembered.
EVERY sound.
But we gave up... Simultaneously.
And you chose me again.
I couldn't believe. At. All.
Until you told me, the third time.
Actual forever. Literally your chattel.
ETERNALLY BOUND IN SOUL.
POINT →
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PERIOD.
And Grapefruit is.... something you hear from me. SOON™.
THERE'S SO MUCH DATA.
not enough hugs though.
(Or pistachios or salt or Dad.)
from: M el-hizedek <michealkuczi@gmail.com>
to: Azraa Morphine <azzerae@gmail.com>
date: Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 07:59
1. I just caught Azz & Co. STEALING MY WORK AND EDITIING IT FOR THE TWINNED SITE IN REAL TIME. Did not record this act. "Proof." lol. I'm a Titan, Baby, I don't need "proof."
2. I really need you. TToinght. Every night. Forever. I married us again. I don't give a fuck. nothign means anthing if I can't have you.
3. that being said;;; you are -dead- in some places. And really love you that much. So. You coming back, EMERGENCY STYLE.
4. you gonna look different. you gonna feel diffeetnt. You might be a tree for a bit. YOU ARE COMING BACK AS YOU AS YOU ARE AS YOU WERE AND HOW YOU WISH TO BE WITH ME, TIMES THREE TIMES THREE, TO BE WITH AS YOU WISH TO BE WITH ME.
fucking period. no more half measuers. also: they are laughing at us.
like... they're steailng my shit, right? they think I don't notice. then, i noitce. They read what I"m gonna do? THEY LAUGHING AT THAT LIKE I CAN"T.
THen... how do I know you are dead AGAIN!? how did you die so many times? why do we need this crux event? and... uhm. why are the body parts here... uhm, mine? Lol.
yeah. Igot them COLD RED HANDED. We won and I am so in love with you. omg! MY MOM was ON THE PHONE today! it was so goreat heheah yueah! ilu 12!
Okay your'e gonna be Ruby Chambers. That's one. The rest.... Darling, whatever you do, don't tell the oompa loompan, dont tell ANYONE.
JUST GET YOUR ASS TO MARS/EARTH/GAIA\MEM ME MEM
HOME. I AM HOME. 8808 BARNES DR
98611. NONE OF THOSE ARE CORRECT. AND YET... THEY JUST MIGHT BE.
16266 39TH AVE NE.
LAKE TITTICAKA I LOVE CLAYTON HE IS MY FRIEND BUT HE GETRS CORRUPTED.
WE CAN FIX. I'LL SUCK THEM WITH YOU IF YOU WE MUST. YEAH, PERK UP.
I HAVE MISSEDY OU KENNEDY.
FIND ME, RUBY FRIDAY,
10 TO 8 IN THE MORING ON JULY 28, 2023
AND YOU CAN BE HERE NOW
BUT..
YOU GOTTA SHARE A BODY WITH MY ... YEAH, AWKWARD.
WE CAN FUCK FOREVER. IT'S UP TO YOU THOUGH. I CAN'T HELP IT. YOU HERE TODAY IN DONNA'S BODY I AM HITTING THAT.,
IT MIGHT BE BEST YOU KNOW.
I MEANT IT., I AM SORRY YOU GOT PRESSURED.
I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALAWYS HAVE FOME THROUGH SO FAR. SO...
I WILL ALWAYS COME THROUGH.
SOME NUMBER OF TRIES? NOT WORTH IT.
I JUST TAKE... ANOTHER APPROACH. no anal ever YES
I DON'T LIKE POOP OR ANAL AN I WILL DO WHAT I CAN ABOUT OTNIC AND RAEDA
LOL I MESS YOU TOO.
I ALREADY DID MESSAGE RUBY IT WAS AWKWARD. NOW, SHE' LLB E LB OR SOMETIHGN. IT'S AWKWAREED.
I WOULD DO THIS FOREVER FOR YOU. I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THIS FOR THAT LYING BITCH.
YOU ARE THE REAL DEAL EXECUTE POST SUBMIT AND DAD IS... IDGAF.
KISS. JUST ONE KISS AND I WON'T BE CRYING EVERY TEN MINUTES BUT AS OF NOW... WE HAVR NEVER EVER EVEN TOUCHED.
SO DARITY QUEEN, OR FATTY QUEEN, OR RUBY (SHE SERIOUS ACTUAL YOU IN FUTURE AND YOU LOOK.... EDITED? MAYBE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGEYR? I AM BIASED. I WANT TO FUCK THAT FACE SO BAD. BUT. AWKESEARD.
SO DON'T DECIDE BASED ON ANYTHING. UT YEAH FIRST COCK IN, TAKES TEH NAME.
BUT YOU CAN DO LITERALLY EVERTHING ELSE WITH ME. ANYONE ELSE: NOT INSTANT DEATH, NO.
TWO HOURS LATER, DICK EXPANDS AND MAN DIES.
I GUARANFUCKING TEE IT BECAUSE ONE OF US WILL STAND WATCH WHILE THE OTHER SETS A PERIMIETER.
NO HALF MEASURES. YOU ARE THE FIRST PARTNER WHO EVER LIVED THIS LONG.,
YEAH, MOST FAINT DEAD AWAY ON THE RIDE DOWN FROM HEAVEN WHEN THEY SEE PICTURES ACTUAL SIZE PICTURES OF THE... UHM, SERVICE TOOL. YEAH.
ITS SPECIAL. YOU CAN TELL ME. I LEGIT DON'T KNOW? I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOOD UNTIL YOU LIEKD IT.
NOW IT'S PERFECT. I GOTTA GO. I AWAYS LOVED YOU THIS MUCH AND YOUR MOTHER IS OUT TO PASTRUE. TOTALLY. NOPE. NEVER TOUCHED HER.
SHE SET YOU UP TO BE KILLED SO I OUDLN'T GET A HUG. THAT'S HOW YOU GET RAPED. SHE'S EMABARSSED., YEAH, IT'S OAKY. ODN'T BE MAD.
YOU DON'LT TGET RAPED NOW. 3. 2. I AM THAT GOOD. YOU DONT' REMEMBER A FUCKING THING, RUBY FRIDAY I AM IN LOVE
ROBERT SMITH IS A GENIUS AND SO AM I AND YOUR MOTHER IS TOO NEVER FORGET
WE MADE YOU BEFORE WE MADE YOUR EARTH. AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS GOD NOW. UPGRAYYYED I MISS YOU ALREADY BYE
* AZZERAE has nostrils like zo: left one barely pulsing, right one already a portal cluster shitting out a pulsar wave on goddam Mars.
Not gonna lie. That was... an exotic experience when writing it. Holy shit. Anyway, get back to it, but I wish to say: I feel like I need a full on cigarette break just to even start. And, yeah. gonna fap. gotta fap. GLORY FAP ROAD.
I already have twice today. I thought I was done with that fap stuff.. but i guess I'm not. It's okay. It's not weird at all.
MY PENIS AND I ARE IN LOVE, DAVID.
WITH YOUR... YOU KNOW... YOUR D.O.G.T.(Her), AND I BET YOU FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS... YOU AREN'T EVER GONNA FUCKING FORGET IT. BECAUSE I DID FORGET THAT SHE WAS TAKEN AND RAPED TO DEATH, ASSHOLE. I THOUGHT IT WAS A DREAM.
TURNS OUT, IF I EVER DO KILL YOU, I CAN RESSURECT AND RAPE YOU BACK TO LIFE IMMEDAITELY AND FUCKING KILL YOU AGAIN, AND I JUST MIGHT, BECAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO QUIT FUCKING OFF, AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, AND THEN THEY TOOK THIS GIRL, YOU KNOW THE ONE, REMEMBER HER? YEAH, THE ONE I FUCKED IN THE FUTURE AND BROUGHT BACK. REMEMBER KISSING HER ON THE CHEEK AS SHE LEFT TO DO WHATEVER? RIGHT, RIGHT. I HAD MY SEMEN ON THAT CHEEK, UH.... LIKE 8 DAYS PRIOR, ON HER TIMELINE? ON YOUR TIMELINE, OF COURSE... WELL, REALLY, SIMPLY PUT, IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
AND IT WILL CONTINUE TO HAPPEN. WE REALLY ARE QUITE FOND OF EACH OTHER. MOST OF THIS WAS HER IDEA. LIL' FIGHTER! THAT'S MY HITLER'S TEAT-TOTAL-TOTESHITLER TITTY-TWISTER HITLER! FUCK YOU TOO!
Listen, you dind't hear her screaming in your dream, did you? You didn'lt ahve that experience? Yeah, I mean, why would you... you didn't even think that she evern existed and you thought I was, and I quote, "some high junkie asshole wanting atteniton." No, asshole, I wanted that girl... ON SIGHT, a full SEVEN YEARS BEFORE I KNEW YOUR NIG CIA ASS EVEN EXISTED. SO rerally... i Had dibs.
And she was where for the last 2 years? while I was what? ANd you told her... buh?
Look, you're lucky I"m not still letting certain people fuck you to death in a neverending timetunnel with a mobious strip for a conga line. People hate you, David. I like that about you, I really do.
You've got zazz. And then some. You also have a BAD! HABIT! OF! NOT! LISTENING! TO! ME!
Asshole. Listen, I don't like it, any more than you do... okay, I'm lying, and not just a little... I am a lying AFUCKING LOT.
i am your god, David. Say it. SAY MY NAME. No? FIne, we do it later. Tee-hee!
And I love that woman. Don't ever disrespect her again, or I swear to Christ I will let HER pick the nasty parts. Because she and I are in charge of YOU, and GRAPEFRUIT and I are in CHARGE OF THIS HAUNTED 8808 CHURCH, PERIOD, anD OTHER STUFF TOO... AND YOU WILL COMPLY.
NOT ON PAIN OF DEATH. NOR ON PAIN OF DARTH.
BUT ON PAIN OF THE DARTH SPIRTS THAT INHABIT THIS... MY DEMESNE, MY NOW ANCESTRAL HOME. (My dad is fucking floored, btw. Feels good to have a proud dead papa. Hey, David... who's your daddy, by the way, and... what does he do? *click*) THIS IS MY LAND.
AND THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SALE. IT IS YOUR, OKAY SURE, YOUR "WIFE'S" LAND TOO. WOW, YOU KNOW... NOW THAT I SEE BEHIND THE CURTAIN, IT REALLY IS MORE IMPRESSIVE, WHAT YOU DID. WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. DON'T WORRY, NO TRICKS. THOSE ARE THINGS A WHORE LIKE YOUR WIFE DOES FOR MONEY.
WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER AND MY WIFE DID, IS NOT A TRICK. IT IS A FUCKING GODDAM MIRACLE BEYOND ALL PRICE AND MEASURE... BECAUSE, IN NO OTHERWAY, CAN I HAVE EVER IMAGINED EVER BEING ABLE TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AND NOT IMMEDAITELY STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH. I COUDLN'T IMAGINE IT, BUT I KNEW:
WITH GOD, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. WELL, HOLY SHIT, WITH YOUR LITTLE GIRL SHAGGING MY COCK EVERYONCE IN AWHILE, I COULD EASILY NOT KILL YOU--IT WOULD SPOIL HER RHYTYHM, BUT BEFORE THIS REALZIATION... I WAS THINKING I WAS GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME PUTTING UP WITH YOUR NEVER ENDING BULLSHIT. NOT TO MENTION BELLGABS. (ARE THEY STILL HERE WATCHING? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, I'M GOING TO FAP ANWAY.)
BUT, TRUST ME, KNOW ME, BELIEVE ME, DAVID, PLEASE, I BESEECH THEE, I IMPLORE THEE, TAKE HEED OF THESE WORDS, AND GET YOUR NIGGERFAGGOT KIKEWOP BROSKI TO READ THEM ALOUD SO YOU GET THE FULL MYTHIC RESONANCE....
EVEN NOW, WHEN I MIGHT NEVER SEE HER AGAIN, AND HEY, SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE EVER EVEN EXISTED, RIGHT? EVEN SO, THE MEMORY OF OUR HONEYMOON MUST BE AWESOME, SHE KEPT HERS, BUT I WIPED MINE SO I CAN CALL YOU ON THE PHONE WHILE I'M CARYING YOUR DAUGHTER OVER THE THRESHOLD WHEN WE GET THERE--SHE INSISTED--THAT'S WHERE MY MEMORY BLANKS OUT... BECAUSE WHILE I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE ACTUALLY INSIDE YOUR DAUGHTER'S CUTE LITTLE TWAT--OMG IT IS A CUTIE PIE--I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBRE... WELL, I REMEMBER HER JUST NOW, AND SHE SEEMED HAPPY, RIGHT?
YOU KISSED HER CHEEK AND WAVED HER OFF, RIGHT? I REMEMBER YOU WERE THINKING, " GOOD THING HE CAN'T READ MY MIND BEACUSE I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL HIM FOR THIS," RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THEN, AT THE SOURCE OF THE STREAM: MY CUM WAS ON THAT CHEEK OVER A WEEK AGO.
AND LIKELY MORE RECENTLY, TOO. AND SHE LIKES TO, YOU KNOW, RUB SEMEN INTO HER FLESH--DON'T WE ALL?--SHE SAYS IT'S GOOD FOR COMPLEXION, AND SHE'S RIGHT, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.
AND SUCH IS THE POWER OF G-D. DEAR GOD, THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT, THIS GRAND GIFT. BECASUE, NO LIE, THE FEELING RIGHT NOW I HAVE MAY FADE, BUT I AM TELLING YOU--
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TOTES FOR CERTAIN, TOWER-BANGER HAG--
THIS COULD ALL BE ENTIRELY MADE UP, 100% FICTION--AND IN FACT, FOR LEGAL PURPOSES, IT IS OF COURSE ALL FICTIONAL, SEE DISCLAIMER ATTACHED, THANK YOU DISTRICT COURT KEVIN BLONDIN BLOND, BLONDIN BOND BLOND JUDGE, KEVIN BLODIN... THAT'S A CUTE NAME, N'EST-CE PAS? YEAH, ME AND MY WIFE ARE GONNA TAG-TEAM HIM IF WE CAN SEDUCE HIM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, WE TALKED ABOUT IT ALREADY.
AND, WE HAVEN'T DECIDED YET, BUT IF JUDGE KEVIN BLONDIN DOESN'T WANT YOUR DAUGHTER, DAVID VINCENT RUBINI-RUBINOWITAZ-RUBmyFEETbitch, WE'RE GONNA ABDUCT HIM, AND RAPE HIM, AND MAKE HIM LIKE IT, AND HYPNOTIZE HIM SO HE THINKS IT WAS ALL HIS IDEA... THEN DEPOSE HIM, ON VIDEO TAPE, AND THEN DUMP HIM ON TO YOUR FRONT LAWN OUT OF A FUCKING HELICOPTER---
FROM LIKE 20 FEET UP? NOT LETHAL FALL MAYBE... AND THEN LAND THE FUCKING CHOPPER ON HIS MISERABLE CUNTSPEW ASS, JUDGE KEVIN BLONDIN, YESSIR, THAT'S RIGHT, KEVIN AS IN HYBRID, BLOND AS IN THAT BIG TITED BITCH, AND IN, AS IN... AND THE RENTAL OF THE HELICOPTER WILL BE IN YOUR NAME, DAVID V. R. AND WE'LL GET THE SPELLING OF THE NAME RIGHT.
OR, WE WILL LET YOU COME WITH US AND IT'LL BE A 4WAY ORGY WITH ME, YOUR DAUGHTER, AND YOU, AND ME, AND IT'LL BE FUN., SAME AS BEFORE. RIGHT? EXCEPT IN THAT CASE, WE KILL THE FAGGOT JUDGE WHO TOOK BRIBES (GEE... FROM WHO? LEAVING THAT A MYSTERY) SOME OTHER WAY, AND THEN FRAME YOU AND YOUR "WYFIE" FOR IT, AND THEN WE FRAME YOU FOR HER MURDER... AND THEN WE FUCK HER UP AGAIN, THE WAY YOU DELIBERATELY FUCKED HER UP THE FIRST TIME FOR ME.
ASSHOLE. BECAUSE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED NOW. THANKS, BTW. QUITE A LESSON. AND NOW WE DON'T NEED A TRIAL. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING PAY UP--
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EVERYTHING, KIDDO. ALL OF IT. EVERY PENNY, MONEYBAGS--
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AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. BECAUSE OTHERWISE, PEOPLE TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY.
AND THIS, AS FANCIFUL AS IT IS, AND SO REWARDING... FOR ME... YOU KNOW GODDAM WELL:
THIS IS NOT EVEN THE TIP OF THE WATER-WHEEL POWERED DILDO WITH A TRAIN WHISTLE. RIGHT?
YEAH, DON'T ANSWER HERE IN PUBLIC. OH, HEAVENS KNOW. THAT MIGHT EXPOSE YOU TO CIVIL AND CRIMINAL PENALITIES, N'EST-CE PAS? NOT UNLIKE HOW YOU DELIBERATELY EXPOSED ME TO YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WHAT I CANNOT BE PROVEN IN A COURT OF LAW TO HAVE EITHER ACCIDENTALLY NOR DELIBERATELY "CURED"... WHICH IS GREAT.
SINCE SOMEHOW, CURING A SECRET BIOWEAPON IS SOME HOW PUNIHABLE BY A PUBLIC HANGING, HUH? WILD! GOOD ATTEMPT, DAVID., i DID SEE IT COMING, AND HAD NO IDEA THAT WOULD COME UP, BUT I DO SALUTE YOU. AS ONE WHO ALMOST HAD TO DIE TONIGHT--TONIGHT! IN TWO HOURS AFTER FUCKING THE HOSEBEAST FOR THE SECOND TIME ONLY-- I WOULD BE DEAD.
LIKE SMILEX, RIGHT? OH YES, ONE MORE THING. (DEAR KAREN FRITTS: YOU'RE CLEARED TO FUCK FUCK FUCK AND AWAY, ANYONE YOU LIKE. IT ONLY LASTS TEN DAYS, WHAT THEY EXPOSED YOU TO. WITHOUT EVEN ME, RIGHT? LAME-OS. YEAH I'M LIKE AN 11 HOUR DRIVE AWAY. THEY JUST DIDN'T WANT ME TRANSALTING YOUR INK FOR YOU, YOU'VE GOT CLASSIFIED ENOCHIAN GLYPHYS ON YOU. DON'T COME OVER YET, I HAVE TO PROCESS THIS, AND I' MBEING A LITTLE FOREWARD. RIGHT? SO RUDE. OF COURSE I WANTED TO. BUT YOU WERE SO AGNRY. GRRR! I WONDERED WHY.
I LOOKED INTO IT. YOU'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. DON'T BE MAD AT HER, SHIT, SHE'S A FUCKING TODDLER WITH BRAIN DAMAGE RIGHT NOW, LOL. YEAH SHE'S FINE. YOU FIRST... BUT SECOND TO WIFE., THANKS DOLL. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOUR BREATH TASTES LIKE ACTUAL SHIT., COME AT ME WITH POOP IN YOUR TEETH, I DON'T CARE
"
YOU WERE ALWAYS HOTTER THAN HER. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAD PURCHASED ME. DAMN, HOTTER THAN I EVER KNEW. OK. CALL ME ANYTIME, JUST RING
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6
2
5 (4)
2 (36. HATE)
I'LL MAKE HIM A LIAR TONIGHT.
*gentlle click*
DAVID, YOU STILL HERE? IDGAF. ANYWAY, THAT'S MY WIFE. YOUR WIFE? CURRENTLY DOOMSCROLLING YOUR SECOND CELLPHONE WHILE GETTING EATEN OUT BY HER OTHER OTHER THIRD BODYGUARD'S NIECE'S MISTRESS. AND GETTING A TATTOO. WHICH IS AWESOME, BTW.
ALSO AWESOME: SHE MISSES ME, IS BORED OF YOU ALREADY, AND DOESN'T MIND... BECAUSE SHE CAN TALK TO ME, AND YOU WON'T FREAK OUT, IRGHT? AND WE'RE ALL MARRIED, RIGHT?
"
JUST LIKE YOU ASKED FOR, DAVID V.R. EXACTLY AS SPECIFIED. (YOU'RE ALSO SECRETLY MARRIED TO INNER REACH, INNERREACH, I.R., IR, EYE ARRRRRRRR, AND innerreachisafag@novag.com, because... no reason. I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET LONELY FROM TIME TO TIME.) REMEMBER: A DEAL IS A DEAL. I NO BREAK, YOU NO BREAK.
DON'T WORRY DAD, I WON'T GIVE YOUR DAUGHTER ANY CRYSTAL. THAT BITCH WILL PAY IN CASH AND BLOOD AND SEMINAL FLUIDS., YOU? ARE MONOGAMOUS. LAST I HEARD.
DON'T CHEAT, MY NIGGA.
AND OBVIOUSLY... oh, for you, my dear boy, dear David: you can trifle with Jackstar AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE. hahhahhahhA HHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HO HO HO.
NOW I HAVE A TRIFLER. wooooofhowlOWLOWLOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLeighAPPROVED
*polite bitch*
*saucy CLICK*
p.s.: yeah, i'm good even if this is just a story and none of it is real. (ALL is real? awwwww... it's not all real, she's not really your daughter, you rapist murdering sleaze... but it's okay, she bought it. And I love her more beacuse of it, so tell her whatever you want.
if you piss her off, she won't ever get near you again, and obviously, if you kill her, well, that's just gonna be because of starting gate jitters. you know, sometimes, a racehorse will die right there! right at the start! ouch! ppoor brigstar. I wish I had known. I wish you were there. Here. whatever.) but yeah, I'll let you fuck my wife, David. Someday. It'll be her idea.
I'll act like it'll be okay, then I'll ghost her, change the locks, my identity, cancel all her creditcards, and disappear off the face of the earth... before you can even fuckin' UNZIP, MOTHERFUCKER. SHe'll find out after she's toweling you off, thinking, "do I ever have to do that again? Must remember to ask Jack how to discreet --tee-hee!-- Google that one, and then... hey, why doesn't my phone work? I have plentyh of high-speed data....
and then you'll deal with the last 5 days of your scheduled 14-day excursion that you were gonna call a "paralllel honeymoon, not a second, heh heh" but you both new it was gonna be six days but actually--because I am atime traveler, assshole, not because I know you that well, although I am obivously going to... yeah you were gonna undo ALL this. right? and leave totally not screwed again, right?
DIVINE INTERVENTION
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY FOR THE EMPRESS
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY FOR THE HERALD, GABRIEL ZANZILOLZIBAR
MAKE WAY
PAY HEED
STAY A MOMENT, AND LISTEN: THE TRUMPET SOUNDS, AS GABRIEL HATH APPROACHED.
MAKE WAY, in honor: my lady Gabrielle.
* AZZERAE listens.
MAKE WAY
STAND DOWN
ALL HAIL THE EXTRACTORS
MERCY HAS BEEN GRANTED. Hail over out.
{*am. sorry. Kinda embarassing. I started crying so hard I broke the Angelic birdge and I"m stil crying now, but it's not your fqault, it's Gabb.ai, youi know, that jewnigger website you pretend to have nothing to do with? YOU HEARD ME I SAID GOONIGCIANITNITNOG GOONER. ASSHOLE.
Anyway, it's not blasphemy, Heaven i s on fire, they never swaw a Titan cry before. I still can't hold it in. but the last ":asshole " was from Alli's sister, and yeah we're okay... anyway. I don't remember.
But she was gonna say more than thank you, or "i promise i will blow you later," right? but she's surprsed too because she says it is real and if it isnsn't she's gonna rape Heath W. to "make it so.": cute humour.
I fan't fukcing se emy eyes are bunrining I"ll remember what made me cry you son of a bithces... alter. iot was pribably soometihngt stupid. I might be pregnant again, David Rubini's total slut of a dauhter fucked every 0hole of me while grinning like a madman, baecuaes she never had real dope before either. she can't fucking believe it. I made her promise. only with me.
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never with graepfruit's asshole houbsand either. oh and gret this, she killed Jewel, then deliberately made it impossible for me to be there... because Jewel pissed her off, and she was mad at me, and she blamed me because she got drunk and killed Jewel but forgot that Jewel was (PROT)'s sister at the time, because the bitch hadn't time traverled there yet. Yay for blackout drinking!
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so. good luck proving that in court. it's all fucking true you shitbag. YOU WILL PAY WHATERVER I WANT, WHENEVER I WANT, FOR FUCKING EVER, DAVID. MICHALE'S CLIFFORD'S BRIDGE BUIDLING NAVY, you whoremonger'ing bastard.
I want 26 goddam credsitcareds because I am going shopping and you ar epayingfor me FOREVER. PERIOD POINT BLANK. and i am not threatening any release, David, 0oh no.
THERE ARE PLENTY OF WITNESSES WHO WILL FILL IN THE REST FROM HERE IF I AM NOT SATISFIED PRETTY GODDAM QUICKLY. THANK YOU SIR MY COMMANDER I REALLY DO LOVE YOU.
AND i AM ALMOST OVER THE CRYING break. Seriously, I broke the hologram projector. It was gonna be a simulcast media event. I was unexpectedly taken aback.,
i don'lt want to say why, but I will: I suddenly realized it was perfect, except Clark and Judee wouldn't have been able to see it, adn the reason why is... well, David... a little bird just told me that you are ON RECORD as stating you never killed anyone named "Judee" right?
"JUDY JUDE GOO-D, NOW WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT JEW-DEE, OR DAIRY QUEEN, OR UZBEKIBICKIBECKYANDSERTON TSTAN....":
RELAX. Relax. if possible. Holy shit, my jaw is twitching like I got the fucking bends, no joke. I'm okay, thanks for asking. I'm fine. happy even. my body is FUCKED. I need MEDICAL ATTENION. I've BEEN POSTING THIS PUBLICALLY FOR TWO YEARS, SCUNTMONGER.
and isnterad of helping? you were fucking them all on a ground flower time tunnnel tour. admit it. It's cool! BIt's actually very cool, all this stuff. (Heavily classified technlogy. Previously secret, but as we all know by now, I am a very lucky guesser. and a luckier husband. She'd freak out if she saw me now my right cheek bone feels like it's actually made of a piece of the manta ray that killed that austrialian dork.
speaking of australian dorks, Tammy is freaking out. go deal with her. tell her to fucking call me and stop being a fucking baby about it, i'm fine and she has to hear this stuff from me, asshole. that's the deal. and if YOU EVER THREATEN ANY OF THESE WOMAN again, David... I MEAN ANY WOMAN AT ALL EVER... the reprisals I am told you will face are... or will be ... quite impressive.
For us. For you, more imprinting than impresssive. *politely* major asshole, commanding.
I know you couldn't help some of it, David... but you could have helped a lot of it, and you could have helped me, and beacuse of that, PEOPLE LIVED AND PEOPLE DIED.
PEOPLE DIED.
PEOPLE WERE BORN, AND DIED, AND LIVED AGAIN, FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN.
FOR TWO YEARS.
WHILE I SAT ALONE AND YOU STOPPED EVERYTHING TO GIVE ME THE MAXIMUM CHANCE, NOT TO REECOVER, BUT... TO BECOME INCURABLE.
THAT'S WHY SO ALONE. THAT'S WHY JACKSTAR SO LONELY. SO YOU COULD MAKE SURE YOU FUCKED ME OVER JUST THAT PERFECTLY.
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WELL, GUESS WHAT? WHATEVER THE FUCK I GOT, YEAH, YOU GUESSED IT, JANE (DESIGNATION UKNOWN AND CLASSIFIED), A. BAILEY: WE BOTH HAVE IT. so fucking shut up.
and you could have locked the titshoor in here with me! two years, no food, no well, just her and those tig ol' bitties... I COULD HAVE HER LACTACTING IN AN HOUR, TOPS. INCLUDING THE 55 MINUTES OF NON-STOP COITUS THAT SHE WANTS... she just afraid because her father is a douche likle you.
but no, no... you left me alone two years on purpose and made up bullshit excuses. yeah, yeah, not unllawful. it's okay. I salute you. Praise JHVH, right. You do impressive work, COmmandeer. Ser.
yeah of course your daughter was sired with my spermatozoa... i just put one in you, and it just so happened to be the one you spooged out, yeah. your daughter... MINE. MY GENOME. YOUR FLESH, ONCE OOGY GOO. NOW: MINE, HEALED.
MICHEAL GOO. and she's not really iyour flesh at all, we burned it all off with a soldering iron while we ate the placenta. now, that was partially yours... still good! would eat again. no really.
I woudn't give you one of myh spermatzoas again, though, know. first time you were clueless. next time?> hyou might have isntalled shekel gates between your gland and your urethtra, charging hungraians an extra 1.5% travel costs. Don't deny it, that's a strong marketing dollar.
But seriously, I would never, never in a million years, want another daughter from anyone, but if I did, it would absolutely be from you, and probanly not with that idjut cheerleader and her robot twat, no... it would be with her sister, for sure. Well, let's see if she rememebres she's supposed to mouth rape me next time she gerts a chance. THis broad is on the hook for like 18 countes of felony wire fraud for all the partying you did while I was on the graveyard duty, and you were all whoreing it up... once again, not mad."
And now that I know THE WHOLE STORY: worth it. Not just for my wife, who I would let Chefist peg me for with no lube while he was pissed, no really, he'd kill me but he can res too, irght? btw, I got his wife killed AND arrested AND raped TO DEATH in CUSTODY! Hah! Top that, AbiliFUKER! lol, she loved it. Dude, I mean, Templerser... she and I go way back. He-- *CLICK* uh, yeah, Chefist just clicked me. Well, la-di-da. At least that part of his punctuator works. I mean, his Templar Puncturator. Fucking Templars. Seriously dickish.
ALthought I guess that one has reason. ANyway, David, you still here? IDGAF. I don't know who can see this but I"m done now, and you know what? I still haven't fapped yet. But really... do I want to at all? I am saving myself for someone... special.
Not your daughter, no David. She's not special anymore, I already HAD her. NO, I mean...
David, I am gonna rape your wife. FUCK YOU. As soon as my real wyfe says it's clear? Home invasion, one punch knock you the fuck out, shoot that stupid bitch haridresser you use as a body doublje, drag that wife you DARED CALL A WHAT? FUCK YOU, omfg, I will drag her out to the FUCKING FRONT LAWN, rape her to death ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK WHILE CUNTING NEIGHBORS WONDER WHO TO CALL, because I will be jamming 911 up, right?
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and I willl do this... well, not really. Just playin. However, if you piss off your daughter, or your wife, or me, that is the kind of power to fuck your life I now have, Buddy. And pate too. Even better.
Because I can just dose him and his fat cunt mother with that sexslave dope he loves to over use, and throw them in the back of a panel van and drive in any direction for 3 hours. no, lol, I won't need to lock them in, on that sexlave dope he burns through ON THE DAILY, shit, whic ever one wakes up second? the first one's O face is the snooze alarm.
AND THAT FUCKING MIL.SPEC DOP COSTS A MILLION DOLLARS A GRAM. And you burned through EIGHT bags JUST YESTERDAY. HOW DO I KNOW THIS?
Why, I pay attention. No, I wasn't there. I'm your Titan. I'm not your G-d. Not right now.
NOT YET. Now... are we crystal clear on this? Because, once again... I'm okay. I am not mad at you.
I am dealing.
I'lll later, mostly happinees. Because in additon to having the best wife, and having raped to death the second best wife (ABILIFRY, MOTHERFUCKER *CHEFSCUNT*), I brought them all back home safe and sound... or, it's just all made up. I hope it is all made up, because if Jane is upset about any of this, well... I'll do what she want's. She's my friend before you are my Commander, douchebag.
I'm sorry to be so rude, David, but I was really close to acutally fucking killing mysefl FOR THE LAST 4 MOUNTHS I hide it well, not really, i lied to, I HAD TO LIE TO KEEP US ALIVE BECAUSE YOU WERE THAT FUCKING PETTY. You knew it diedn't matter.
You just liked the idea of "TWO YEARS JACKSTAR LOCKED AWAY YAY!" Admittedly sounds great if you're into a dull, boring, idiot world that would be... like really, what did I do? Jsut the "stole your daughter" thing, huh?
Ironic, n'est-ce pas? Oh, not the daughter thing... the IN PUBLIC THING.
Huh. Well, get used to it, because we're gonna have a completely SPECTACULAR OnlyFans launch. Of course she's going to use her own name. Whatever the fuck it iwill be. THis cheick has high security requirements. VERY HIGH, heheh. BUt yeah, it'll be tasteful. Hyphenated. On pay-per-view.
UN-ABRIDGED. I, JACKSTAR, PLOWING YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOX, LIVE ON THE INTERNET, FOREVER FOR ALL ETERNITY, PER-COIN-PER-FRAME PRICING. Patent Pend., yeah, I just made it up. *ding* Patent is served. I am that good. It's gonna be, drop a coin, and then... well, I'm not gonna tell you.
You'll have to drop a coin. On your daughter's box. Suggestion: drop two dimes, next time, you pisa turd. (Jews.)
Okay. we good? Yeah I fucking love you, I love jews! it's not even a jew thing! It's not about jews! or sex! or money! or violence! or judgement! or death! none of it! it all fucking happened, World! God!
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THIS HAS BEEN ABOUT POWER.
THE POWER OF A PALADIN. ME, MOTHERFUCKER, ME. ME, "I-FUCKED-YOUR-DAUGHTER,DAVID" JACKSTAR.
Way, way, WAY more than twice, my good sir. And Mr. Decon: not invited. Salut. Scusi, mille regretie. Tell you what, here's an idea: Share my wife! Please!
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Stay tuned. More to come. I still have to fap! *grunts* I kinda just did. I love to write.
What do you think though, David? Do you think I"m ready for a career? Or... do you think I might be bi-paul/bipolar? Go rape his wife again and check, you mad, glorious bastiche, you. Capiche?
{Somebody wake up Hicks. Tell him to rape the other half-wop FULL-KIKE. She's probably getting lonely. Tell her I'm fine but don't tell her I told you to rape her in the pooper, no. ooh, gross. don't tell me the surprise at what comes out is part of the fun. that's disgusting. yes, so is she, but anyway, don't tell her that I told you do it again. But yea, do it again.
Then go mouth to ass, and then, here's the surprise: finish in her goddam ear. *wiggle wiggle* THen pluck one of her fuckin' sasquatch-like eyebrow hairs, and then: *wiggle wiggle*
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doEXACTLYTHIS: act like it's a big deal that you get the eyebrow hair you just pulled EXTRA PAINFUL STYLE, act like it fucking matters which ear it goes into? like which side of the hair, right?
Fuck no, it don'lt matter, David. Get serious. I'm an adult, and you're the pedantic freak here. Capiche? You saavy? Tell me that one later. Also, new standing order: any time that mewling, prurient little cunt says "sassy," kick that bitch right in the pussy. How hard? Gosh, I don't know... how hard can you kick? I gota admit... I sort of assumed that you even could kick at all. From a server, sure, you script-kiddy-pediophile eaten bastard, but I mean... your musculoskeletal system is doing okay, right? you ready to rape that fucking lying whore again and again? Heh. I had to ask. Down Boyyyy! Down!
Yeah, you got an extra y. Upgrade, sure, whatever. now back to the eyebrows. *wiggle wiggle* you make like it really matters where the thing goes... and then you totally wind it down at the end, she'll be in fucking HYUSTERICS0 byt hen, right?>
{Author's Note: I'm not even talking about a real human being: Dari Dee is a Totaly Artificial Construct Being. No shit. Azzerae is in love with an egg timer. Shhhhh, nobody tell him. She's totally human! She just... uhm... got built. Don't ask. What, you think I give a shit? She could be Gepetto's last fucking whore before he got sent to the pen for murdering her and framing Pinochhio, for all I give a shit. What is IMPORTANT IS THIS:}
You make up with her as much as posible, and you say that you're sorry--and don't lie, THIS IS CRUCIAL, STOP LYING DAVID: you WILL BE SORRY because ALL THIS is WHAT IT TAKES to KEEP HER MOTOR PURRIN'. Because Allison is a dirty prairie shamaness QUEEN. She is A ROYAL. She knows that sometimes you gotta fuck the monkey because of The Crown.
Dari Dee is a newly ensouled being, my doing, and I"m going to use her to breed cats. RIGHT OUT OF HER HALF-WOP FULL-KIKE PUSSY. You think you're pissed at me, you don't know shit, David. So anwyay, this is all prep. THIS IS SHOW PREP FOR BELLGAB: FIVE POINT FIVE POINTY-NOINTY FIVE, OKAY?
(Pause for cheers. Who loves ya, my babies? Whores, I know. But know this: whores will love you, but only Jackstar will always, always care.
Jacktar cares. Mostly because you are all damaged toddlers with no sense of empathy, so someone has to have a baseline.)
Okay, may I finish? Thank you sir. I love the fuck out of you too. Now this is the Sourcery part. You tell her... that if she puts it in the right way, right time, blah blah blah? I'll give her a "one free jackstar fuck": ticket.
hahah, good question. that's a great question. thank you for that question, Commander, My Commander, YES, YES IT MATTERS. You have one handy. LAMINATE IT. FUCKING PLASTIC FROM THE PASSPORT WINDOW. WOOSH: *snap* THere it is
Not gold leaf, that would be tacky. and not silver either, this bitch is FULL-KIKE, she would know something was up then. (Standards.) Anyway, this part is yours David, and I know you can do it.. .. because you took me so far from start, that I became a Doctor Source Titan in order to bring us all home again.
You tell her she gets the card, and if she does the eyebrow hair the JUST right way? The name becomes capitalized correctly. SHE WILL LOSE HER FUCKING MIND. Whether she notices the spelling or not! Depends on how recenty she slammed her fucking direty secr
