Author Topic: Ask Azzerae Anything  (Read 114832 times)

Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #75 on: August 01, 2022, 12:01:35 AM »
I would’ve listened but whatever. Enjoy your shared faggotry, posers.

Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #76 on: August 01, 2022, 12:06:03 AM »
I would’ve listened but whatever. Enjoy your shared faggotry, posers.

HAHAHA! You always were the cute one.. ;)

Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #77 on: August 01, 2022, 12:11:20 AM »
HAHAHA! You always were the cute one.. ;)

Yep, and you and Jack: both bald. It’s a good thing at least some women go for that kinda thing out there. :P

Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #78 on: August 01, 2022, 12:18:03 AM »
Yep, and you and Jack: both bald. It’s a good thing at least some women go for that kinda thing out there. :P

Jack and I are bald because we’re both insufferable assholes. As far as females go, I have absolutely zero qualms with fuc**** my hand if it keeps me from prison.🤷

Also, Jackstar has a micropenis.

#Truth


Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #79 on: August 01, 2022, 02:48:06 AM »
Jackstar has a micropenis.

I'm probably compensating for something.

at least some women go for that kinda thing out there.

Most of them really only just lay there and sneer. Kids these days think they invented everything.

:P

Oh, this takes me back. Tell it slow.

we’re both insufferable assholes.

No, you are!

Jack and I are bald

You are a skinhead. I am bold. Get it straight, Meth-Mouth.

Ask Azazel Anything
« Reply #80 on: August 01, 2022, 02:52:18 AM »
Enjoy your shared faggotry, posers.

I know that feel, Bro. Now, attend:

Everyone here is hypermegapissed at me. Go fig. To what might you think I owe the pleasure? And, just as I make this post, I get one of them notifications from my supposedly deleted Google Account, telling me that supposedly I should log into it to supposedly get messages.

Supposedly.

It's nice getting messages, isn't it? I sure hope so, because I've arranged all this, just to get a few messages to me from you alone. This has taken no small amount of doing.

Now, for my next trick: watch me pull this rabbit out of a hate.

Re: Ask Azazel Anything
« Reply #81 on: August 01, 2022, 03:11:14 AM »
I know that feel, Bro. Now, attend:

Everyone here is hypermegapissed at me. Go fig. To what might you think I owe the pleasure? And, just as I make this post, I get one of them notifications from my supposedly deleted Google Account, telling me that supposedly I should log into it to supposedly get messages.

Supposedly.

It's nice getting messages, isn't it? I sure hope so, because I've arranged all this, just to get a few messages to me from you alone. This has taken no small amount of doing.

Now, for my next trick: watch me pull this rabbit out of a hate.

That does it, Jack. I really think that I need to move in with you out there to be your live in therapist. Invite Azz out too and I’ll give you a two for one special. You can pay for his therapy. I’ll Dr. Landy the shit out of you two. I warn you in advance though that my therapy sometimes involves small doses of electrocution. It’s not medically harmful and can really advance the therapy. It’s gonna cost you a sizable chunk of that trust fund though but I think you really need this. I really do.

Re: Ask Azazel Anything
« Reply #82 on: August 01, 2022, 03:27:06 AM »
That does it, Jack. I really think that I need to move in with you out there to be your live in therapist. Invite Azz out too and I’ll give you a two for one special. You can pay for his therapy. I’ll Dr. Landy the shit out of you two. I warn you in advance though that my therapy sometimes involves small doses of electrocution. It’s not medically harmful and can really advance the therapy. It’s gonna cost you a sizable chunk of that trust fund though but I think you really need this. I really do.

Oh, lawdy Jesus, I'll fucking pay for it!

Just fix him already! 🙏






Re: Ask Azazel Anything
« Reply #83 on: August 01, 2022, 05:58:35 AM »

Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #84 on: August 01, 2022, 07:36:13 AM »


It should go without saying that I have not asked you for a transcript or recording, and I don't really expect you to tell me whether or not I'm going to get one, and I know for a fact I'm not going to sneak in there and spy, and I also don't have any belief that you have any recognition of what's been happening tonight.

Oh, Trollda!?

No contact Shaw. This is not a game to me. I'm not giving up on you, (Blank).

p.s.: the girl with the (blank) tattoo is infuriated beyond all measure. Reasons behind this development remain unclear at this time.

p.p.s.: I wonder how The Niggerlord is liking his new digs, whatever they were. I don't wish him any further ill —never did, really, but when it came up, I gave it due process of thought and came up with the number: 30. Years, that is. I have no idea if that's enough, but I know that I don't want to deal with him anytime sooner than that.

p.p.p.s.: “Feathernigger and Co.” probably sounds like a great name for a corporate private prison that is wholly owned & operated by leprechaun demon hunters, but if you ask me, it sounds a little too obvious.

p.p.p.p.s.: Leigh is trying to manifest in through here, mostly unasked for here, right? Okay, so get this: she didn't get what she wanted, and has walked out the door and hasn't returned for Quite some time. Hopefully she'll return with a collection of small herbs, potent twigs & berries, and access to the knowledge she left locked in a meat locker.

p.p.p.p.p.s.: She's so smart, she knows she's already blown it, the whole thing; how could she have known? Well it would have been a different shapeshifter if someone had simply asked me what was up, and I suppose she might have thought once or twice that SRA was on the table as a factor, but it's hard for some people to recognize that they've been had.

p^6.s.: It is usually at this point in the story that everyone gives up and leaves me alone. However, things are different now: it feels like Destiny, because it is.

p^7.s.: It would seem that My Mother, The ArchLich, as well as My Mommy’s Estate's Lawyer, are both really upset with the people who have been taking advantage of me — or trying to, rather. According to telemetry I'm seeing, they're not trying to do much of anything right now, courtesy of “Bass, The Big Tuna Sandwich w/Manservant Bruce,“ lol him ¡ollo!


Re: Ask Azazel Anything
« Reply #85 on: August 01, 2022, 06:00:14 PM »
That does it, Jack. I really think that I need to move in with you out there to be your live in therapist. Invite Azz out too and I’ll give you a two for one special. You can pay for his therapy. I’ll Dr. Landy the shit out of you two. I warn you in advance though that my therapy sometimes involves small doses of electrocution. It’s not medically harmful and can really advance the therapy. It’s gonna cost you a sizable chunk of that trust fund though but I think you really need this. I really do.

Standards.

Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #86 on: August 01, 2022, 06:09:13 PM »
I wasn’t addressing you

Who threw the last punch? I'm f****** dying over here, I got to know. Was there any tourniquet involvement? Tell it slow.

Re: Ask Azazel Anything
« Reply #87 on: August 01, 2022, 06:11:18 PM »
Just fix him already! 🙏

I'm not allowed to get a vasectomy. It's a hazmat issue.

Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #88 on: January 01, 2023, 06:07:50 PM »
If you can decrypt MethStar's posts...mine should be child's play.


Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #89 on: January 07, 2023, 10:23:32 PM »
Hey Azz!  What do you think about making a video wearing these?   ;) :-*