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[Jackstar]

You're on thin ice.

I'm not on anything at all and I will spill my guts about your entire fucked off human trafficking and exploitation of unlawful surveillance ring, which I literally know everything about, you snotty little thieving whoremongering bitchsnatcher, whenever I get around to doing so. Whenever I fucking feel like it. Just for fucking spite, you inbred shitnag asshole.

You had your chance to brainwash me. Pack your shit and haul your ass in to a field office because this is happening. I have zero (0) reason to cover for your shitty behavior; I know exactly what you're doing and it's stupid and disgusting; I don't know how someone gave you sexually transmitted diseases, but I hope it fucking hurts and I don't have to wonder for very long why someone would do that to you, and if any of this surprises you, I won't be.

You can't even read the MSDS on the dope you're hopelessly addicted to and in lockstep denial of being enslaved to, Moron. Fucking decades go by and your epic cope is to traffick humans into dope- and fuck- slavery into goddam Texas rather than answer my fucking phone calls. My goddam questions.

YOU STUPID CUNTHEAD MORON I HAVE BEEN ASKING EVERYONE WHAT HAPPENED FOR GODDAM YEARS AND YOUR STUPID GANG OF 4-F CHOPPERHEAD REJECTS SIMPLY WHACKED YOU ALL OUT ON FENTANYL AT LEAST A DOZEN YEARS AGO AND YOU HAVE ALL BEEN HOPELESSLY FUCKED-OFF DOPE MULES WORKING FOR DM/MD (Dennis Mickey ∆ Michael Decon) THE ENTIRE TIME. IT'S THE MOST OBVIOUS FUCKING THING AND IT'S NO WONDER NO ONE HAS TOLD ME ANYTHING.


YOU ARE ALL TOTESFUCKED AND IDGAF.

MM

[Master Trollda]

You're on thin ice.

What ice? He just called your wife a whore.

[Jackstar]

He just called your wife a whore.

I thought it more calling the whore a wife.

[Jackstar]

I'm not on anything at all and I will spill my guts about your entire fucked off human trafficking and exploitation of unlawful surveillance ring, which I literally know everything about, you snotty little thieving whoremongering bitchsnatcher, whenever I get around to doing so. Whenever I fucking feel like it. Just for fucking spite, you inbred shitnag asshole.

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YOU ARE ALL TOTESFUCKED AND IDGAF.

MM

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[AZZERAE]

[Jackstar] just called your wife a whore.

Well, I can either be butthurt, or inform him that he's an asshole.

[Master Trollda]

Well, I can either be butthurt, or inform him that he's an asshole.

There was a time when such an insult would’ve resulted in a duel to the death so I’d say this is at least worthy of a good solid punch in the nose if you see him. 

[Jackstar]

Well, I can either be butthurt, or inform him that he's an asshole.

Wait for it; it's gonna be both. STAY TUNED.

[Jackstar]

There was a time when such an insult would’ve resulted in a duel to the death

I missed the invite. SEND ?T A`AI`.\|.

so I’d say this is at least worthy of a good solid punch in the nose if you see him.  ;)

THIS IS a time when such an assault against my person will be deemed worthy of an immediate S.W.A.T. intervention -- no if(s) and(s) or but(s) -- but your beard throws Hawai'ian punch via projectile vomiting as a result of nervous anxiety when faced with so much as a goddam phone call placed by an Actual_Man, sow--

there's no if, he sees me, but :thinking: does he see me effectively?  ??? STAY TUNED.

[Jackstar]

I missed the invite. SEND ?T A`AI`.\|.

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there's no if, he sees me, but :thinking: does he see me effectively?  ??? STAY TUNED.

[Jackstar]

Bugsy Crackleford sleeps with the fishes.

[Jackstar]

Have you ever paused to consider how I felt about being denied access to a part of society that most bully pimp thugs grow up fully immersed in? Because I'm still struggling to comprehend how any of it makes sense to any of you.

Brainwashed bimbetres, raped into sexual bondage with MethDickTech™,, that's okay... but my practice of self-discipline and mastery, that's not cool? I'm not even saying MethDickTech™ isn't cool, frankly it sounds like a fantastic day at the beach for people who are into that kind of thing, but my focus here is on me.

Am I too white and nerdy? Am I not black enough? Did I need to bribe the proper officials? Were my parents parents worse than the Rosenthals and The Falcon and The Snowman combined? Help me out here. I wanna be able to remain in compliance, without making it all such a big blabbermouth shitshow.

It may seem a little late for that, but I'll simply point out: I am I obeying the law to the best of my understanding, and doing as I was asked to do by someone I respect. Since then, scusi, mille regretie, what do you mean you thought you were setting me up? DUDE THE NON-ABUSIVE USE OF THE SHIT EVERYONE ELSE ABUSES 24/7 SEEMS LIKE EXACTLY THE KIND OF BEHAVIOR THAT A HEALTHY SOCIETY WOULD SUPPORT. What am I doing wrong here? None of you even have jurisdiction. Kiss my grits. Am I supposed to make this easy for you?

Oh yeah. That's a secret  (Spoiler: IDGAF what Colonel Kikewop thinks he's gonna command. I'm not in his jurisdiction and he's batshit loco. And I'm going to need a bit more than a few unfathomably biased quacks and their obviously bought-off opinions. Further: I'm still in a state of disbelief... did any of you seriously think you were gonna get assault charges to actually stick? Dude. People fucking know me. Yeah, I'm really rapey, sure. Minor children too? I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE CHILDREN WHEN I WAS A CHILD, YOU MORONS. Is this all supposed to be a laugh? I'm not feeling the mirth. I'm feeling the absence of HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS THAT WERE PISSED AWAY SO YOU COULD DRIVE ME INTO DESTITUTION. Forget questions of legality.

How was this supposed to be effective? 🤔 I am legitimately mystified.

There is no incentive to be ambitious if I know that pinko Commie swine are just going to steal all my stuff anyway. (Facts.) ERGO: your entire cult is demonstrably behaving in ways that are clearly not very competent looking ish.

And so, I'm in legal jeopardy, and... all of you are engaged in who-knows-what. And: I'm supposed to be quiet about this. READ MY LIPS: DREAM ON, SPOOKY-CUNTY PHAGHAGZ. There's nothing chill about this, and it's merely the top of the iceberg.

Start reversing your ship of fools and begin recompensing me for damn near everything while there's still time. This is the extent of the advice I have for any of you. I don't know how this is not self-evident to any of you.

I didn't owe any of you money. Conversely, you all, collectively, owe me literal shitloads of cash. Do you really want me to retain an attorney?

I'll think about it. Meanwhile: say hi to Richter at the next blood orgy! (Blood orgy, yay! Yay! Blood orgy!) I'm sure it's a really fabulous way to spend a day at the beach.

Do I steal from any of you? Do I drny you access to your chosen pleasures? Did I spend years creating a false narrative about any of you? Nope. This describes your clique's activity. FOR YEARS.

Okay, congratulations. Why this ends up with my property being ganked is a full on enigma. I guess... that's simply what is done,, eh?

I'm gonna let you work all this out with a competent psychotherapist. I guess it must be some kind of desperate cry for help? Save it for your blog, Oinkypants McJunkyface.

None of you are the boss of me, and I am not your pillage target of record. I give zero shits as to why it's justified by yourselves, this nonsense is beyond out of line.

So I guess you're all pretty pissed at me then? Good. Stay mad, spooky siblings. You should be furious. What would you like me to do? Go down to the river and shave? IDGAF what any of you think you want at this point. You're done.



THOSE WHO KNOW CANNOT SLEEP.

BIBLICAL. Adieu.


Jamie Foster == Sara Rantschler == a conflict of interest so massive, I wonder why I don't just pursue the matter in the civil courts... and then I remember: I'm not a total asshole. However, neither am I a spineless pervert. I have to actually COMPEL you to take it down? Holy shit, I can't hardly believe it's still up and that same nest of Jester Court Harpys are still circling like buzzards. This is Justice, is it?! Nope, not really.

Let's make it into a Hallmark movie. Why hide it? Lifelong harassment of a man who was mugged at knifepoint at age seven by someone twice his age sounds like a completely reasonable thing to do, n‘est-çe pas?

ZUGZWANG.