COVID-19

[K_Dubb]

We’re with him.

There will be no angry mob.  You will need a caccine passport to eat in a proper restaurant but I am sure they will keep the drivethrus open just so there isn’t a cheeseburger riot.

[K_Dubb]

I can see it now; it will be a great way to make sure everyone is up on his six-month booster:  scan the code on your phone and a light turns green and lets you in to any non-essential entertainment venue like theater or retail or restaurant, one month before Shot Day the light shows yellow, one week orange, than BRAAP red light and no Olive Garden for you big boy, go get poked.

[Master Trollda]

[sniff...sniff...] Smells like commie faggot in here.

[Asuka Langley]

https://twitter.com/4_04_Not_Found/status/1431210464529223682

[K_Dubb]

[sniff...sniff...] Smells like commie faggot in here.

Smells more like an ivermectin overdose to me!

[K_Dubb]

https://twitter.com/4_04_Not_Found/status/1431210464529223682

I feel like we have seen this lady before.

[K_Dubb]

Yes that is that Dr. Lee Merritt Tootsie posted a while ago, the one who gave me kraken lady vibes

[Asuka Langley]

[pate]

I can see it now; it will be a great way to make sure everyone is up on his six-month booster:  scan the code on your phone and a light turns green and lets you in to any non-essential entertainment venue like theater or retail or restaurant, one month before Shot Day the light shows yellow, one week orange, than BRAAP red light and no Olive Garden for you big boy, go get poked.

I remember that movie!



What if you forget and leave your phone at home?  Probably safer to just install a little LED flashing light thing on the palm of everybody's hand.  Also you need more colors in that CornHoleEbola-19.5 countdown chart.

You forgot Bleu and Violentz which are also impotent on that color spectrum.

Butt, back to my important artworks of yesterday:



I envision a porcine caricature.  Bright Red Apple in its mouth, perhaps bound in a straight-jacket and of course pant-less.*  It may well be the object of a copyright infringement action from Warner Brothers if I am not careful artistically.





The two above images are among those I am using for inspiration.  That last one, while not cartoonish, does give you an idea of the exposed gluteous maximus that I wish to portray.  (It is also apparently a Cake that someone made, hah).

You may be able to save me some reasearch, K_Dubb (attend):  Do theythe hobo elite make a Ball Gag product that actually looks like an apple?

I am both Nautical Shore on that and extremely hesitant to type the words "Red Apple Ball Gag" into a Goggle-type search engine...



* Unfortunately "Shirtless" does not fall into the scope of this artistic vision, although "Kneeling before the good Dr. NeedleDick and Weeping" do.

[Master Trollda]

[sniff...sniff...] Now it smells like jealous faggot again. Weird.

[pate]

. . .
However (with a nod to your Southern heritage) we do have Kentucky (quasi-Southern, I believe) colonels, a title which carries none of that carpet-baggage, and I propose the A-Colonel-ing department, who, instead of counting beans, might occupy themselves with counting kernels.

Ah, yes.  I suppose you do not recall it, there being so many MAPA initiatives;  but among them was the idea that the "Kentucky Colonel" needed an equivalent naval rank.

I came up with the iDear of a "Carolina Commodore" which according to Custom of the Sea is equivalent in Grade and Pay to a naval Captain*, but carries the unique attribute of being the Commander of any group of Sailors with the Rank of Captain and below.

I am certain you are well aware of this rarely used titular rank in the Naval tradition.  I have long wanted to fix that shit.

There being two Carolinas of the Northern and Southern flavors presents the unique opportunity of making this rare naval rank even more distinguishing.  There could be a "Carolina Commodore" of the Southern Order, one of the Northern Order and even a General Order.  I thought that would be appropriate and in keeping with the "Law Of Threes."

Warning, the following Muzaks have not been evaluated to determine which "List" it belongs on:



pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

* To further add to the confusion this will inevitably generate it is worth noting that a Naval Captain is equivalent in Rank to a Land Colonel!

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/self-reported:  Off Topic

[pate]

[sniff...sniff...] Now it smells like jealous faggot again. Weird.

Hey, buddy!



If you bathe a little more frequently I think you might find these offensive odors plaguing you will magically disappear.

Nautical Shore.

[WORTHAUGERa]

[sniff...sniff...] Now it smells like jealous faggot again.

Jealous, smelly, Commie faggots are no way to start a proper Quorum, Son.

Weird.

Illuminati code phrase detected.

[Walks_At_Night]

I can see it now; it will be a great way to make sure everyone is up on his six-month booster:  scan the code on your phone and a light turns green and lets you in to any non-essential entertainment venue like theater or retail or restaurant, one month before Shot Day the light shows yellow, one week orange, than BRAAP red light and no Olive Garden for you big boy, go get poked.

That is how the Chinese do it now. Your phone has an app with a dot on it. If the dot is green you are good to go. If it turns yellow, you return to your residence and are not to leave until it turns green. If it turns red, well the Arky shows up and welds your ass inside your pad.
Of course you don't know why your dot turned yellow. Maybe you passed by a red dot guy, maybe the MSS just wants to f*ck with you.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4e7b2324-2fc3-4bfc-b66e-4d6e00b902fa

[Laser]

Five Month Booster Shots Discussed By Fauci

https://conservativewar.com/with-five-month-booster-shots-discussed-by-fauci-children-born-today-could-be-vaccinated-175-times-against-covid/

Really? This has to be Fake News.