COVID-19

[Jackstar]

I'm going to get little pom-pom keychain tassles for your footmen. 'dorbletortles.

They were out; I got them anal butt plugs with little Day-Glo fluorescent tassels for tails. Looks like they can be used as a soup tureen or a pacifier. I left them 500 ft from your back porch step, but that's what the Day-Glo is for.


Meanwhile, People... I guess I threw off your timetable, huh? Scusi, mille regretie. No, no one told me. Divine Timing isn't always an eagle coming down and dropping a 2x4 to smack right into your kidney. (Hey do yo have the video on that? That pulling-the-piggy-tails to start the air raid siren was a masterpiece masterstroke maneuver--it was literally the fastest, most reliable way to summon the police, which was -exactly- what I wanted. I knew the street was under surveillance, I knew the whole thing was bullshit. I was told years before about a time when someone pounded a whole 5th of whiskey, all at once, as a provocation maneuver--I remember asking, "Why would he do that?" Well, now I know, since I took a bottle of wine, drove it around to the backside of Mt. Rainier to a little town called Ravenswood. There, I sat in my car, got out of my car, pissed, got back in the car, and played with my phone until Magellan asked me for my location. I knew how long it would take to get back... and so when I answered, I knew Magellan would be pissed. And, you know why?

BECAUSE THERE WAS SOME STUPID SETUP THAT WAS TRIED TO BE DONE WHEN I WAS THERE, AND SADLY, IF I WASN'T THERE, YOU COULDN'T REALLY MAKE THE SETUP HAPPEN, NOW COULD YOU? SO I THREW OFF THE TIMING.

THROWING OFF THE TIMING IS VERY EASY TO DO WHEN ONE IS A COMMMANDO. SOLO FORCE IN ENEMY TERRITORY.

YOU TWERPS HAVE BEEN RUNNING GAME ON THE LADIES AND I FOR FIVE FUCKING YEARS. YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE HELPING THEM AGAINST ME, BUT, YOU'RE NOT. THEY'RE NOT TWERPS. THEY'RE LADIES.

THIS IS SOME SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE EVIDENCED HERE, BUT WHAT THE HELL, I THINK IT'S CUTE. FLATTERING! AAWWW. YOU ALL MISSED ME SO MUCH! ANYWAY, WHATEVER. YOU'RE NOT BOTHERING ME, AT ALL, SO FEEL FREE TO MAKE ASSES OF YOURSELVES. WHY NOT? NOTHING ELSE TO LIVE FOR, RIGHT? A-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO-BOO-HOO-BOO. *COUGH* OKAY I'M GONNA GO FINISH THAT UP IN THE SHOWER, THE ACOUSTICS ARE BETTER.

L,K,P.S.:REMEMBER THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE. PEOPLE ARE ON TO YOUR TWERPY LITTLE BULLSHIT GAME. PEOPLE KNOW WHAT KIND OF STUNTS YOU'RE PULLING. THIS IS REALLY NOTHING KNEW UNDER THE SUN, AND THERE IS A LIMIT TO WHICH ANY COURT IS GONNA ENJOY BEING USED AS AN AMUSEMENT PARK SHOOTING GALLERY.

I AM PRETTY SURE THE COURT HAS SEEN ME BEHAVING FAVORABLY. I DO NOT THINK THAT ANY OF YOU SHOULD LIKE TO GET FURTHER ON THEIR BAD SIDE, BECAUSE THERE ARE SERIOUS ISSUES HERE, AND MOSTLY, I HAVE BEEN VERY PATIENT AND UNDERSTANDING. NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING--OH, KUDOS-MANGO--I AM EVEN LESS IMPRESSED, BUT, IMMENSELY GRATIFIED THAT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.


Y'ALL THIS FUCKIN' BORED, HUH? WOW. HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF BACKGAMMON? NO? OH, RIGHT, PATE CANT COUNT THAT HIGH. SAD! HE SHOULD TRY AGAIN, HE HAS HIS SOUL BACK YOU KNOW.
(NOT SURE WHY THAT WOULD NOT BE SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD BE THANKFUL FOR... PROBABLY COVID.)

[Jackstar]

WTF does ideology have to do with vaccines?  That's your whole damn problem.

I see your MK-ULTRA control codes working and I am impressed. It's hard to imagine how difficult it has been to keep this kind of thing under wraps, but I suppose just being able to kill a g*y and take his house whenever you want has made things easy for you to keep quiet before, but thanks to the innovations that the K.U.C.Z.I. Oscillation Overthruster has brought to the table, you don't get to do that anymore.

Speaking of, all those hot'n'fresh new legal documents revisions that I caught at least 3 different teams working on, yeah, no, none of them are going to work. Who is your actual financier? is it Jim? Jim is cool. Anyway, y'all really should have STOOD DOWN and rethought this whole thing, but as I have been out of the loop, I can't say what I'm gonna say to Corporate yet.

I'll say this: this is all really stupid, and if you're profit margin requires that you send me to Diego Garcia, I might be fucking totesready to totesswim. Honestly, it looks ugly from the inside, and I have been inside. Well, whatever, it's not even a warning.

I mentioned that was the last accomplice, right? We should all breathe a sigh of relief, because I know that arms aren't tired either.

remember: I've never shot meth. I get high as fuck just watching you twerps start to salivate at the thought of using public resources and money to rape me. You must have been hoping for this for a long time. Yeah! No. Manifesting! Oy vey

[Anniem]

Remember when vaccines used to prevent you from getting the disease? 🤔

Maybe they still do. The shots people got were not vaccines. Though I wouldn't trust ANYTHING called "vaccine" now.

[Anniem]

Yes, the initial protection you get from the shot, which is akin to the same reason you don't tend to get a cold or the flu twice in a row, wears off, plus the viruses mutate quickly like other coronaviruses.  This is a surprise to absolutely no one who pays attention, we were discussing the problems with developing coronavirus vaccines two years ago on old bellgab when you guys were praying for one to come out before the election so Trump might win.  How quickly we forget 

Normal immune system would not allow this rna business, so part of the shot works to suppress the immune system. Each shot does further damage.

[Master Trollda]

Spam.

[Jackstar]

Spam.

I actually in fact was about to ask Azz to delete this one. It's not really very funny at all

also, "The_Rubini" is proprietary technology that I don't want to be giving away to anyone unless it's to two 19yo girls with... someword I can't rememeber right now. And needles. Yeah. Hi. lol. sure call me I'm good.


I think we're pretty fucking far past being afraid to talk to each other, but if you wanna be a Boss Hogg about it I don't really give a shit. I am going to tell/ask him to take his dick out of your wife's ass though first. Semper 55

[Jackstar]

Each shot does further damage.

I'll take enough for all the eyeballs in the world. Thanks. No, down the hatch. Fuck the veins, right in the ureathra--it's the only way to be sure.

[Jackstar]

I actually in fact was about to ask Azz to delete this one. It's not really very funny at all

I think we're pretty fucking far past being afraid to talk to each other, but if you wanna be a Boss Hogg about it I don't really give a shit.

I asked him to delete it and I'll thank you to never ask me for money again officer/gentleman/sir unless you want me to pay you to <blank> an (blank). Dude, do not test me today. tomorrow fine. Why? Because I have a party to go to and you're not invited and you probably don't want to stab your right eye with a cocktail fork. Even I if you do it's my party and you're not invited so there. it wouldn't be a party if you brought a chessboard then it would be a study party and I'd have to make a lot of lasagna, all out of noodles, sorry. Look, there's only one way to settle this, I'm going to go adopt a puppy and then strangulate it myself and then you can tell jokes about it, You Grown Up Man, You. yeah, a Rottweiler. Suretears

No I don't need to talk to you at all I just thought you might need to talk to someone really stupid as a breather from going on and on about quantuum physics with your extraordinarily brilliant three blind wives. The time must just fly back and forth for you, huh? Hang on buyng weed on Zoom Storefront little late for that Dave.

I actually don't care who I talk to right now. This lump of melted wax on the counter top will do. it looks friendly enough.

[Jackstar]

I asked him to delete it | little late for that Dave.

Lonely, huh? Well, call a random Hollywood phone number and see if there are any wives or girlfriends there that will listen to your poetry. Sing it, why don't you? Sing it to the roof beams.

I actually don't care who I talk to right now. This lump of melted wax on the counter top will do. it looks friendly enough.

You will surely guess who picked me up. He's Spartacus too. Hey, here's an idea: why don't you just say "I am Spartacus," then go to your house--Spartacus' house, I'm sayin'--and then you can put your dick up one of your girlfriends' asses or your wife's ass there? I think bigamy was legal in Classic Rome... maybe... well fuck whoever you find there, you're King, you can pretty much put your dick up anyone's ass now, I reckon.

Yeah, I'll give you the wife off my back anytime, David. Semper fi.

[WORTHAUGERa]

500 ft from your back porch step, but that's what the Day-Glo is for.


Meanwhile, People... I guess I threw off your timetable, huh? Scusi, mille regretie. No, no one told me. Divine Timing isn't always an eagle coming down and dropping a 2x4 to smack right into your kidney.

So they dropped the bomb on my house because I was hitting on Tiffany Trump and I did too good a job.

I don't mind it's probably cuz I have some sort of insurable disease, and then when you drop a nuke trigger the space Brothers to rewind time and everything starts over again with a split pool of worlds.

Stay With Me Here.


I'm going to want to go over the stuff that I wrote and try to remember as much but I can and talk about it which would be good with another person.

0 I mean I know you're all busy but according to telemetry at my disposal there's not that many people left here. Go to sleep wake up in the morning it'll be another place with more people.

I've actually seen this happen several times before so I'm not so surprised if it sounds crazy to you or if it sounds really normal.

That's all I got right now. I'm at the store still contemplating beer and choices for a suicidal funeral Church. I'm fine thanks for asking.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Lonely, huh?

Okay so do you have 32 wives cuz I'm a Gemini so I can handle 32 do you have 41 cuz then I can borrow 19 and you hardly miss them, would you? Grasping hands grab all you can yeah you probably wouldn't miss him, Ladies, but I need David Yoda ShawSlayer; vag is expendable, vag badge doubly so

[K_Dubb]

This will be fun to watch you guys freak out about 

A new comparison study in PNAS from NIAID intramural scientists clearly shows that for SARS-CoV-2, nasal vaccination – particularly in two doses – has clear advantages over muscular delivery in laboratory mice. The vaccine tested uses an old immune-activation concept: modified vaccinia virus Ankara (MVA), which is a licensed smallpox and monkeypox vaccine, and is being actively pursued as a vector, or carrier, to deliver a viral protein for other infectious diseases. For this vaccine candidate, the MVA vector delivers the spike protein of SARS-CoV-2, which sits on the surface of the virus, to spur an immune response.

Advantages of the nasal MVA-based vaccine include:

Virus targeting: SARS-CoV-2 initially establishes infection in the nose and throat before spreading to the lungs. Within six hours of delivery, scientists observed the nasal vaccine working in all the key areas, remaining active for three days. The vaccine delivered to the muscle remained in place, generating a slow immune response only to the lung region and blood.
Broad protection: The nasal vaccine quickly generated a variety of protective immune responses, including antibodies A and G. The muscular vaccine only generated type G antibodies, and mainly in the lungs. Type A antibodies are important protectors against SARS-CoV-2 because they are found in the mouth and in saliva – places where the virus wants to establish. Both vaccines also generated white blood cells (T cells), but in significantly higher levels via the nasal vaccine.
Rapid protection: Nasal vaccination either prevented or accelerated SARS-CoV-2 elimination in nasal passages and lungs as early as two days after exposure to the virus. This likely was because of the type A antibodies at work, the scientists say. Muscular vaccination was less effective, preventing death and clearing virus from the respiratory tract, but over several days and not protecting nasal passages.
Both the nasal and muscular vaccines were durable, maintaining neutralizing levels of antibodies against SARS-CoV-2 for more than six months; the antibodies neutralized the initial virus strain and the Beta and Omicron variants, although to a lesser extent. Potency waned at a rate of about 20 percent per month, consistent with what researchers have observed with mRNA COVID-19 vaccines. Although the study did not explore the vaccine’s ability to halt virus transmission, scientists theorize that a vaccine that can prevent or quickly eliminate virus in nasal passages would likely reduce the likelihood of person-to-person transmission.

https://www.niaid.nih.gov/news-events/mva-nasal-study#:~:text=A%20new%20comparison%20study%20in,muscular%20delivery%20in%20laboratory%20mice.

[K_Dubb]

Meanwhile our health officer is wondering how many of you suspicious anti-vaxxers would take a more traditional vaccine now.

https://twitter.com/DocJeffD/status/1534769111598632960?

My guess is a big fat zero 

[Asuka Langley]

Meanwhile our health officer is wondering how many of you suspicious anti-vaxxers would take a more traditional vaccine now.

https://twitter.com/DocJeffD/status/1534769111598632960?

My guess is a big fat zero 

I am not taking any more mRNA vaccines and I'm probably just done with them all at this point.

[PRION DISEASES INTENSIFY]

https://childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/covid-vaccines-incurable-fatal-degenerative-brain-disorder/

[Master Trollda]

This will be fun to watch you guys freak out about 

https://www.niaid.nih.gov/news-events/mva-nasal-study#:~:text=A%20new%20comparison%20study%20in,muscular%20delivery%20in%20laboratory%20mice.

This is where it’s actually appropriate to say, Shut up, faggot!