Apparently the CornHoleEbola-∆ variant is responsible for this year's record low hay-fever/allergy season, as a silver lining this horrible disfiguring disease has completely wiped out the normal summertime allergies that sufferers (like myself) would usually experience. I think this is a mechanism of the novel common cold/flu CornHoleEbola virus that is similar to it wiping out the normal cold/flu cases we would have seen over the past year.
Image of German Dude dying from the highly infectious CornHoleEbola-∆ variantAnyway, I found this interesting article about it:
Delta plus: lo que se sabe de la nueva variante de covid-19 detectada ya en 10 paísesWhich was written in Mexican, but I will find the relevant "hay fever" bit for y'all:
...Sobre esta en particular, los principales virólogos han cuestionado sea catalogada como "de preocupación", argumentando que aún no hay datos que prueben que la variante sea más infecciosa o conduzca a una enfermedad más grave en comparación con otras...
Which when translated and paraphrased into 'Murican says basically "...
Sober people in particular that are not preoccupied with silly arguments have noticed no hay (fever) data this year, the CornHoleEbola-∆ variant completely overwhelms the body's normal response to allergens and replaces it..." & something about "
enfemedad" and graves, I think that is about fermented adult beverages as a prophylactic measure against this new plague.
I haven't noticed that my hay fever has been acting up that much this summer, which could be due to my being a "long-haul" carrier of an asymptomatic CornHoleEbola-∆ variant or something about the weather being a bit wierd this year.
Normally, the Cottonwood trees would be driving me nuts with hay fever right about now, but they are probably infected with the CornHoleEbola-∆ variant and therefore have been neutralized as an annoyance, although they are probably more lethal than they were in prior years...
Hopefully, this CornHoleEbola-∆ variant will infect and kill off all the shit that usually makes me sneeze and get itchy eyes in addition to killing off the fat, ugly and stupid people on the planet.
I have my fingers crossed!
I figure I can share with everyone my personal prophylactic measures against this extinction-level CornHoleEbola-∆ variant plague, all of these things are available OTC (over the counter) and have, in my anecdotal experience, rendered me impervious to the privations of the CornHoleEbola-∆ variant:
2x 25mg diphenhydramine tablets
2x 200mg ibuprofen tablets
1x 1000mg Vitamin C tablet (with Rose-hips)
1x Multivitamin tablet
I really think the key here is the diphenhydramine, as it is both an anti-histimine (immune response blocker) and a sleep aid (makes you drowsy). The immune response blocker thing sort of "trains" your immune system to ignore regular crap in the air that might make you sneeze, so it keeps its energy in reserve to attack and defeat the CornHoleEbola-∆ variant when you run into it (which is all the thyme and everywhere). The sleep aid part of it sort of gives you a natural camoflague; CornHoleEbola-∆ variant likes to attack people that are healthy, like moving around and active. It likes a live target, and if you are deep in a sleepy semi-hibernative state it will typically leave you the hell alone.
The 400mg of ibuprofen or Motrin also is key here; the military has proven over the years that it is a miracle drug capable of curing anything to include cancer:
from r/Military
I am unsure about the Multivitamin I am taking, usually I get the giant bottle that is just Regular multivitamins, but last year when I ran out all the Sam's Club had available was the generic "silver" (old people) multi-vitamin. I am not yet 50+, but I figured some sort of multivitamin was better than nothing. Possibly the generic Viagra contained in the pills for the old goaty types is also efficacious against the CornHoleEbola-∆ variant?
I feel better about my above regimen than I do about using apple-flavored horse medication in a suppository formulation as a Cure All.
Nautical Shore.
