... slaughtered thousands of vegetables by their obduracy... Happy Fourth, retards!
K_Dubb, Attend:
Thank you for bringing this up, as part of our 2024 Campaign I would like to focus on, among many other things: The fact that vegetables have feelings too, and the mindless slaughter of them to feed our National Obese
Hunger Holes* is not only stubborn, but unfeeling and cruel.
Here, I found a study that will scientifically back up this Campaign Position:
A Group of Scientists Suggest that Plants Feel Pain...some plants can emit a high-frequency distress sound when in environmental stress...
Maybe we can get Donald Sutherland on-board (if the old vegetable isn't dead from CornHoleEbola-19.5) when the Campaign inevitably reaches that feverish pitch-point?

I think the kids would dig it and we could capture a significantly high percentage of the multi-vote.
I am not really all that great with coming up with the actual names for our various Campaign Planks, so perhaps we could focus-group this one if you can't find something snappier than "
Stop The Stubborn Slaughter Of Vegetables For Your Fat Hunger Hole, Okay Boomer?" Perhaps translate it into French or something (see asterisk below)?
Hear, Musaks:
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?"*in this case I would like the term "Hunger Hole" to refer to the
Mouth, and not one of the other myriad anatomical holes that it could possibly refer to. Perhaps if we translated it into French, it would sound better? Hmm,
Nationale Gros Bouches Faimaient or somesuch? The French doesn't have to conform to Acadamie Francais standards, we can always claim that it is an old Cajun/Accadian thing, maybe come up with a catchy Zydeco accordion theme song for it. The important thing is to have a cool Acronym that can be pronounced with a goofy fake french accent, and get across the message that Vegetables Have Feelings Too, Stop Stuffing Them In Your Fat Hunger Hole.