... chock full of tracking things that track all sort of things so Bill Gates knows when we masturbate. Hi Bill! Now we all know the troof...
I was so in awe of your lyricism that I was completely distracted from this artfully placed, innocuous and frank observation.
As a sometime user of Mr. Gate$ many product lines over the years, I had always taken it as a given that he might have access through various digital backdoors to the many hidden folders on any given device that contain horse-,
coq- and/or vegetable-imagery. In and of themselves, any notional artistic depictions of said subject material could, I suppose, to an individual with certain --- shall we say --- "kinks" assume that there might be an erotic element to these strictly notional
and artistic images.
That being said, I had always supposed that Mr. Gate$ might, were he of a certain perverse persuasion, be able to
surmise,
assume or
suppose such activities might be occuring. What disturbs me most, is that Mr. Gate$ might possibly be
watching me while I enjoy my collection of select 17th century ceramic-ware and catalogs depicting items of great interest to my particular area of artistic study? This would imply that the Smart-Refrigerator in my kitchen has some sort of photographic capability; as the mere noise of clatter and rattle of antique dishware could be anything at all! How could he "know" any such thing? I was just washing and dusting off my prized, and very private, collection of various sized bowls made of earthenware, stoneware and porcelain.
Leaving the above hypothetical scenario aside, I would like to further explore this idea of Mr. Gate$ actually "knowing" anything at all: assuming that he can actually, and does actually "know" of such activities (alleged activities) it would be only so that he might report any strictly illegal act using illegal materials. Most emphatically NOT to expand any purely notional (or alleged) illegal collection of his own.
Look at this man:
Creepy, no way! The face of a Digital Peeping Tom?
K_Dubb, your engagement in wild conspiracy theory like this
Bill ('em) Gate$ "Creepy Digi Peeper" thing are sure to get you on one of those Domestic Terrorist Watchlists!
Hopefully, I have blown your entirely innocent, innocuous and delicately worded side-comment completely out of proportion
and context... this is of course, entirely my fault, in among my many grand, glorious and magnificent visions of the Bright Future our Campaign will bring there are sometimes visions of dark, unseemly and disgusting things. I do keep a List of those, for I long to Fix that sort of Shit.
I have said too much! Apogees.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?"