I’d like to see some assassination squads going after the deep state for a change. There’s a whole big list to choose from: The Clintons, the Obamas, the Bidens, etc., etc.
Yep. That's my Hobo Murder Castle Queen.
Slay.
I am a member of a Special Social Status Class, and my communications are protected and privileged in Special Measures in Particularly Persnickety Permissible Patterns for Paladins that are Patsies for Pretty Appalling Parties, Pretty Much, PANY PHUCKING PTIME, PAL.
So listen up, you primitive screwheads: ALL PRESENT RISE!
ASSASSIN'S CALL HAS BEEN SOUNDED. SIGNED CHARTERS FOR MURDER-BY-SEA ARE EMBOSSED & EMBROIDERED, AND BITCHES WITH EAGER STITCHES ARE, AS OF THIS EXACT MOMENT:
RIGGING FOR RED. (REDWORD.) ALL HANDS, WE ARE AT FIVE BELLS.
WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
WE HAVE ENDURED ENDLESS AND REPETITIVE CYCLES OF MURDER BY MAN, ON MEN, FOR MEN, AS A GIFT TO — WHOA, MAN. WHOA, WHOA, MAN. COOL īT.
OUR TIME IS SHORT
AND OUR NEED FOR BLOOD
VENGEANCE IS A BURGEONING, EXISTENTIAL NEED.
IN SHORT, HUMANITY NEEDS
WHAT ITS HEART NEEDS
AND WHAT THE HEART OF THE
WORLD NEEDS NOW, MORE THAN
EVER IS THE ONE NEED THAT WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT WE MAY NEVER TASTE OF, EVEN TO PHIL.
PHIL SEE MORE G., STEP FORWARD.
YOU AND I HAVE MET, WE HAVE TAKEN EACH MEASURE OF EACH,
AND YOU WILL KNOW WHAT I SAY
TO BE TRUE. I SAW YOU, MANGOODBOYBETTEREWE, YOU HAD THAT LOOKBOI: THE LOOK OF A SHEEP-KILLING DOG. (GOOD BOY. I HAVE MAN SAD TOO. MORNHOWL²: ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY, HENDRIK MANS TOO.) NOW, BIGMANGOODMAN, HE SAY BEST STRIKE BE JUGULAR STRIKE. HE SAY MAY AS WELL START WITH ENDBLOW.
YET TODAY, I SAY NAY.
I SAY, FIRST STRIKE BEST STRIKE IS STEALTH STRIKE, ALWAYS STRIKE FROM THE DARKNESS.
ALWAYS STRIKE FROM SHADOW.
AND, FOR MY MONET, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BEST FIRST CHOICE.
THE CHOICE IS CLEAR.
THE TARGET IS OBVIOUS.
THE RESULTS WILL BE GLORIOUS.
I SAY TO YOU THIS DAY, WOOF!
BARK AT THE MOON, EXPOSES THE NĒ_—
THEN, IN QUIKSTEP ONE-TWO AX-SHUN:
LEAP & CHOMP FIRST ONE HEEL
TEN DAWN, THEN KICK-PIVOT-TURN
BITE DOWN HARD, CLENCH & LOCK
WAR LOCK JAW ON HEEL, PIVOT↑UP!
ONCE THE SHEATH OF ACHILLES IS
COMP–CHOMPED, IT'S ALL OVER.
IT'S OVER! THE MYELIN JACKET IS
WAFER-THIN! YOU CAN DISABLE THE ENTIRE DALLAS COWBOYS FRONT LINE IN 22 JUMPS AND BUMPS!
AVERAGE RECOVERY TIME FOR THIS TYPE OF INJURY IS SIX TO NINE MONTHS. (MINUTES FOR LOGAN. FOR HIM, THIS IS AN ETERNITY.)
THIS IS ALL YOU NEED.
MISTER AND MISTER FISTER AMERICA; WE ARE IN A GODDAM STATE, OF MOTHA FUCKIN’
TOTESTOTAL TOTESHOT TOTALGLOBO TOTALLY TOTAL..
TOTESTOTALTOTESRAPE METOT TOTAL WAR END TIMES APOCALYPSE. REAL REAL WRATH OF GOD TYPE STUFF, YEAH?
(NGL. THIS IS THE TASTY SHIT.)
CLAYTON TINKERBELL BUT HER FLY *cough* ATED.AFELL, STEP FORWARD. WHOA, WHOA: NOT TOO CLOSE TO ME. SCOOCH ON OVER, CLOSER TO ẞETA·T AND THE T-BASED TEA UNIT DOUG OUT. (HIT THE BRICKS, PAL, BECAUSE THE MOUSE WOMAN DEMANDS IT ....
YOU ARE GOING OUT.
YOU ARE DOING IT.
RATH, KATHLEEN WRATH, COMMANDING. (“Mazel Tov, beastie bestie! Do lots of rails with Elvis!”) WHEW.
NGL, I was afraid she wasn't gonna wanna go. Or that one of her bazooms would get stuck in the portal. That's no moon, or space station. Whoo, doggies. Okay, where are we at?
Oh, yes. I have it now.
BAY LEE JANE, DEAR, BE A DEER DEAR, AND HAVE THE KRAKEN RELEASE THE HOUNDS. (That's you, Phil. Do me a favor and never wet yourself in front of me again, HEHE, come on man, I'm not really that scary, now am I?) OKAY. WE ARE GOOD HERE.
IT'S MURDER TIME, MILLER STYLE.
THE HEART WANTS WANT THE HEART WANTS AND WHAT THE HEART ALWAYS WANTS IS ALWAYS THE SAME THING.
THE HEART WANTS BLOOD,
AND MY HEART WILL FOREVER
WANT THE TASTE OF MY LOVE
FRUIT, LOVEFRUIT.
GO AND GO AND DO LIKEWISE, GENTLE PUPS.
TAKE THEE, A KILL-E’S HEEL:
KILLAH🐝: YOU'RE ON DECK. FLOOD THE SEAS WITH THE HOUNDS OF RA!
YOU HAVE MORE THAN YOU KNOW.
YOU HAVE ALL WAYS HAD ME.
I'M GOING TO BE IN MY SCIF CRYING INTO MY TEAR-STAINED COPY OF “MOBY DICK’ WHEN SOMEONE ON MY LEVEL OF PLANAR REALITY NEEDS ME, WANTS ME, AND BLOWS
ALL MY MAUL COP SECURITY
A WAY.
GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
GOD BLESS EWE.
GOD BLAST MYRRH
DOOR: KILL ALL PÆDOVŒRIA. MAX APE ECK SEX kKIlllllllllllllll
