Author Topic: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed  (Read 104828 times)

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #60 on: April 13, 2021, 11:42:15 PM »
The folks report no ill effects, but we are uncomplaining people💪

They will be fine. You would notice if something were wrong. I hear it is obvious when their hair falls out, their jaws fall off, and they start chanting "Brains!" (Or the closest that one can utter that word when missing their mandible I hear that is the most common side effect.

*Before I get vaccinated, I am going to talk to an undertaker that I know and request a "mandible suture" be put in place to stave off the worst of the side effects.

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #61 on: April 14, 2021, 01:05:54 AM »
They will be fine. You would notice if something were wrong. I hear it is obvious when their hair falls out, their jaws fall off, and they start chanting "Brains!" (Or the closest that one can utter that word when missing their mandible I hear that is the most common side effect.

*Before I get vaccinated, I am going to talk to an undertaker that I know and request a "mandible suture" be put in place to stave off the worst of the side effects.

I am already steeling myself for the inevitable complaints when my father, upon turning gay, begins to bother the neighbors as they are mowing their lawns or washing their cars in little shorts.

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #62 on: April 14, 2021, 07:28:19 AM »
DITTO!!!

Thanks Azz. Glad to see you got a board up and flying again.

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #63 on: April 14, 2021, 07:47:03 AM »
You are going to wreck it you clubfooted oaf  >:(

Fuck you! You were writing fucking poetry about Nubian princes whipping out their assegais. What a rotten sod.

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #64 on: April 14, 2021, 07:50:03 AM »
Thanks Azz. Glad to see you got a board up and flying again.

And with swears!

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #65 on: April 14, 2021, 07:50:57 AM »
Fuck you! You were writing fucking poetry about Nubian princes whipping out their assegais. What a rotten sod.

Do you like black women?

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #66 on: April 14, 2021, 07:57:24 AM »
Do you like black women?

Oh yes. That question was thoroughly settled by my teenage years.

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #67 on: April 14, 2021, 09:00:34 AM »
Oh yes. That question was thoroughly settled by my teenage years.

They are queens.

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #68 on: April 14, 2021, 01:08:05 PM »
Fuck you! You were writing fucking poetry about Nubian princes whipping out their assegais. What a rotten sod.

This is a perfect example of why, despite all their preening and showing-away, the English will always be seen as gauche and ill-mannered and lacking the last degree of refinement.  One of us is subtle and playful and deliberately opaque — you will notice everyone else either missed it completely or had the sense to silently pass over my little jest with a knowing smile lest the quarry be started — while the other jumps up and down hooting like the retarded kid who hears the ice-cream truck.

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #69 on: April 14, 2021, 01:37:35 PM »
This is a perfect example of why, despite all their preening and showing-away, the English will always be seen as gauche and ill-mannered and lacking the last degree of refinement.  One of us is subtle and playful and deliberately opaque — you will notice everyone else either missed it completely or had the sense to silently pass over my little jest with a knowing smile lest the quarry be started — while the other jumps up and down hooting like the retarded kid who hears the ice-cream truck.

THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING.

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #70 on: April 14, 2021, 01:53:09 PM »
THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING.

What happened to all our erstwhile Svengalis anyway?  We had at least two or three of them at one point.  Maybe they started their own board where they can power down can after can of monster and holler at one another without tripping over us little folk.

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #71 on: April 14, 2021, 01:54:40 PM »
This is a perfect example of why, despite all their preening and showing-away, the English will always be seen as gauche and ill-mannered and lacking the last degree of refinement.  One of us is subtle and playful and deliberately opaque — you will notice everyone else either missed it completely or had the sense to silently pass over my little jest with a knowing smile lest the quarry be started — while the other jumps up and down hooting like the retarded kid who hears the ice-cream truck.

We're proud of our lack of refinement; it shows we're not French. People silently passed over your little 'jest' the same way they'd sidestep a steaming pile of shit on the path in front of them. I made a brief, witty allusion and then in comes Captain Fairy Ass, like the witless scold he is, to berate me with ableist slurs and insult my people. What a dick.

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #72 on: April 14, 2021, 05:36:37 PM »
What happened to all our erstwhile Svengalis anyway?  We had at least two or three of them at one point.  Maybe they started their own board where they can power down can after can of monster and holler at one another without tripping over us little folk.

I dunno. Metron's sulking in a corner somewhere, the Rube is boobin' it up, ballin' into 2 ways, and Za Za is penetrating a yak in Caucasia. Other than that, everything is seeming very agreeable around here-- is it a bad look?

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #73 on: April 14, 2021, 05:54:22 PM »
I dunno. Metron's sulking in a corner somewhere, the Rube is boobin' it up, ballin' into 2 ways, and Za Za is penetrating a yak in Caucasia. Other than that, everything is seeming very agreeable around here-- is it a bad look?

It is not, I have been having a high old time pinning shreddie to the wall ahahha I think I finally got the bugger

Re: The Dumb Sheeple will get us all killed
« Reply #74 on: April 14, 2021, 06:10:20 PM »
It is not, I have been having a high old time pinning shreddie to the wall ahahha I think I finally got the bugger

Glad you think so. By the way, have you ever come across the writer Frederick Rolfe, also known as Baron Corvo? You might find him interesting. This isn't a trick, in this instance, I just thought you might be intrigued. You have a bit in common.