President Trump

[Master Trollda]

[AZZERAE]

Winning growing increasingly tiresome.

[Worthauger]

« Reply #196 on: Today at 12:44:43 »

Just because I've won all of my battles this way doesn't make it a coincidence. Maybe I just like the sound of case shells hitting the floor that way.

[K_Blubb]

#TumpWon 😀
#Endthemandates
#LGB

(Not sure about that last one)

I went in the out door today!  The in door was too far to waddle and there were no mobility scooters available ☹️

[Master Trollda]

#TumpWon 😀
#Endthemandates
#LGB

(Not sure about that last one)

I went in the out door today!  The in door was too far to waddle and there were no mobility scooters available ☹️

All your criticism can be summed up in the following: Stupid wolf! You should be more like us sheep. Baaaaaa.

[Jackstar]

#TumpWon

The New Administration neither confirms nor denies the authenticity of this statement.

😀
#Endthemandates
#LGB

Some tree out here just bloomed. Over night, it suddenly has all these white flowers all over it. It's like a firework in the sky, frozen in time, attached to the ground. Stupid tree. The next time I go outside -- and, I won't -- I'm going into the garage for maybe the 3rd actual time since I got back here six weeks ago (Go Bears!) and I'm gonnna rassle aroun' until I find my garden blower, you dig?

Because this tree is fuckin' like fifty feet tall and I'm gonna blow all these goddam flowers off this fuckin' tree like it's a fuckin' dandelion pooft. Pfft. There's your fuckin' gone with the wind, Scarlet. I ain't even gonna take no drone snappies first. You know, get a good top down view? I got some snappies of the toppies from before The New Pentagon Strike went down. I still haven't fixed the fucking drone yet. You wanna know why? I'll fuckin' tell you why. It's not because the goddam war makes it impossible to make/get replacement drone parts. They're dear & scarce, but not that scarce.

It's because I haven't even bothered to file out the insurance paperwork on the drone, and whenever I think about doing it, eehhh, it all seems like too much effort. What do I even need a drone for? And if I did... well, why wouldn't I just buy another $1,295 drone? I can save a bundle -- $99.95 -- by swapping out the memory card that I bought at the same time as the drone. (They did not have a sale.) Prices for flash memory have undoubtedly shot through the roof on the way to being over the moon when this fuckin' tree out here opened its flower buds, boy howdy! I bet Facebookers are comin' down the mountain as we speak to get their own little snappies.

Well, haha, joke's on them. There won't be a goddam flower left on this whole fuckin' fifty foot tree by the time I am done with it. Assuming that they didn't steal my snowblower. I haven't checked. I haven't even gotten up off the couch since I started writing this.

I haven't gotten up off the couch since all those beautiful flowers opened up. Stupid flowers. Stupid tree. I'll fix you.

(Not sure about that last one)

Being sure may not be the relevant quality of virtue and/or value that you were lead to believe that it was.

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I went in the out door today!  The in door was too far to waddle and there were no mobility scooters available ☹️

Shut up and (blank) the cook.

[K_Blubb]

All your criticism can be summed up in the following: Stupid wolf! You should be more like us sheep. Baaaaaa.

No my criticism can be summed up as you guys have the memory of a mayfly.  All that talk of stolen election which is serious business and it turns into kraken lady and that televangelist-looking dude who drives a Model A and pillow man 👨🏻 I remember Keef was all like “Arizona Audit! 👀👀👀” and now that the tents have folded up and the elephants got on their special train all you have is an empty field of sawdust and wood chips.

I see DR. Peter McCullough and DR. Robert Malone are now desperately trying to avoid sharing the stage with a guy who drives a Vaccine Police car and drinks his own urine.  Carnival barkers, the whole lot of them.

But you guys forget (with the help of your cockeyed clover ☘️ 🤪) and will happily gape like imbeciles next time the circus comes to town.

[Worthauger]

No my criticism can be summed up as you guys have the memory of a mayfly.  All that talk of stolen election which is serious business and it turns into kraken lady and that televangelist-looking dude who drives a Model A and pillow man 👨🏻

They had guns held to their heads and I forgot to tell them that I was under duress. You can see how the confusion got started when we all went to The Three's Company Company Museum.

Terrible parking. In the parking lot they fucking left me in before they all flew out to goddam Bermuda to go get fucking space macaroni & ‘n’ cheese. You know that liquid that The Wicked Witch Of The East turned into at the end of Wizard of Oz? I hope they all have that shit rammed up their asses. I hear it cures the clap.

[Worthauger]

you guys have the memory of a mayfly

Even mayflies remember what consequences are like compared to (blank) losers.

[WORTHAUGERa]

The next time I go outside -- and, I won't -- I'm going into the garage

I did -- but I didn't. Note the timestamp; it took -that- long. I can't say I recommend it, this whole "going outside" thing.

I did enjoy it tho

[Master Trollda]

No my criticism can be summed up as you guys have the memory of a mayfly.  All that talk of stolen election which is serious business and it turns into kraken lady and that televangelist-looking dude who drives a Model A and pillow man 👨🏻 I remember Keef was all like “Arizona Audit! 👀👀👀” and now that the tents have folded up and the elephants got on their special train all you have is an empty field of sawdust and wood chips.

I see DR. Peter McCullough and DR. Robert Malone are now desperately trying to avoid sharing the stage with a guy who drives a Vaccine Police car and drinks his own urine.  Carnival barkers, the whole lot of them.

But you guys forget (with the help of your cockeyed clover ☘️ 🤪) and will happily gape like imbeciles next time the circus comes to town.

Safe and effective. Deep state’s gonna deep state. If it was true CNN would be covering it, right? The fact of the matter is that all of the stolen election evidence was proven. You and your deep state media just ignore it and continue to live in clown world. Still sounds like baaaa to me. Even an idiot like you is going to get tired of failing eventually. We’ll talk again when you’re having trouble affording your speciality coffees.

P.S. I used to think you could probably fit the most cocks in your mouth at one time but now I think that’s probably Jackstar.

#MostPopularPresidentEver
#81MillionVotes

[Jackstar]

Safe and effective.

Let's be fair. Even I am not safe.

P.S. I used to think you could probably fit the most cocks in your mouth at one time but now I think that’s probably Jackstar.

#MostPopularPresidentEver
#81MillionVotes

It's safe to assume --for me-- that this is all code.

[Master Trollda]

Let's be fair. Even I am not safe.


It's safe to assume --for me-- that this is all code.

Mime acts aren’t real effective on the internet. Now go get caught in a windstorm or trapped in a glass box.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Mime acts aren’t real effective on the internet.

I am working on the formulation of a concoction --primarily beet & tumerick-based-- that will, in addition to promoting good health and the removal of Cranky-Pants Syndrome, turn my boogers fluorescent purple under both Earth Sun light --and-- ultra-violet light, which should finally make me feel as though I am within reach of my life-long goal... that being, of course, to stand out in a crowd so that my Mommy can find me.

The miming is just a bonus allotment of gravy for the careful, astute reader. Kudos on finding the special Easter egg. It's not Easter, now is it? Blow.

Now go get caught in a windstorm or trapped in a glass box.

neener neener neener

[K_Dubb]

Safe and effective. Deep state’s gonna deep state. If it was true CNN would be covering it, right? The fact of the matter is that all of the stolen election evidence was proven. You and your deep state media just ignore it and continue to live in clown world. Still sounds like baaaa to me. Even an idiot like you is going to get tired of failing eventually. We’ll talk again when you’re having trouble affording your speciality coffees.

P.S. I used to think you could probably fit the most cocks in your mouth at one time but now I think that’s probably Jackstar.

#MostPopularPresidentEver
#81MillionVotes

Actually the Peet’s Holiday Blend wasn’t that great this year, I think they used Sumatra because it had that sort of wet-cardboard flavor which I don’t mind but I was really hoping for the dark chocolate snd wine from 2020.  Thanks Biden