https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YvgxuFmY4E
Hi Chip. I of course recognized you immediately in spite of that hair on chest — don't you have any goddam respect for yourself? Fucks⁷ sake man. Buck up — but I felt imprudent to suddenly reveal to these delulu dingbats that I've basically known the enter time... everything. That you gossiping goal tenders wanna know.
I don't wanna know anything, except what it sounds like when certain *select* dingbats try to whip together an apology that doesn't sound impotent while I find out what some *key* exalted daughters sound like after balls deep first thrust. Will she squeal? Will are moan? Will her father on a vocoder on a scrambled line call me the next morning and call me a selfish babyraper the next morning?
You're goddam right. That's amoré, you fucking pigs. Kiss my m∞seknuckle, cinderlingz. Every goddam word I wrote today is true.
I didn't want to get or infict cognitive dissonance on anyone so presented myself as thinking STYXENHEXENHAMMER isn't goddam funny. Bare chested leather jacket. Outside I'm like, “whatevah.” Inside, I'm all, “HOW THE FUCK DO THEY NOT REALIZE??” That was before I find out: you're all addicted to *select* exotic formulations of... again: Whatevah.
Okay for you because... why?
Bad for me because... says who? Think this through.
I don't like getting groomed or played. You know what I like? SEX WITH SHAMELESS SLUTS WHO DON'T VIOLATE CONSENT IN ORDER TO GET A DOPA KICKBACK HIT..
I WONDER WHY I DON'T DO THAT... I LIED. I TOTALLY FUCKING KNOW WHY.
LOOKS GOOD ON YOU THOUGH. Chip: eventually, MV collision with his own superego will stop sputtering and acting indignant. d00D, you're The Kingpin. ACTUAL. not only are you not blaming me: it's illegal to try to do at. Yeah, I'm sure your miss your fantasy relationship with the tulpas you were tricked into believing belonged to you.
Children aren't possessions, Dave. Also: you deliberately gave me shitty weed, put me in front of a soporific movie, and then watched me fall asleep and then harangued me for letting you down. You then also implied that it was my responsibility to get you a big bag of weed, because, I quote, “you said you would.” Wow. Do you have it on a .mp3 ringtone? Is it admissible? How about you admissible it up your wide, fat, Bellingham ass. Incidentally: aren't we, like third cousins twice removed? It's gotta be blood. Anyone else, your raft of bullshit: I would have just fucking killed you and taken my GF back. Not your wife. The one you stole. You get all, and I get zero? That's not very fair.
It is, however, very Bellingham.
BELL
IN
G•HAM.
(“Hi, Mom! I can see why you didn't like them. Yeah, they're bullies who think it's cool to abuse women and children in public. So, I figured, you would like it if I embarrassed the holy living shit out of them all — publically — and then made pornographic videos of me and ask their wives and sister⁷s in alphabetical order. No profanity. Very classy. No poop stuff. Stuff I could leave in brown paper bags in Daitanta⁷s doorstep and not be accused of child porm. By the way, is Austin at the U.S. Cellular one of your sleeper agents? He's super kind. I could hardly tell that he legt thought I am a dirty, worthless good-for-nothing nigger.
PaladinVision™ Sorry Mom. Btw, I didn't think it's at all nice, but your father Clifford, my grandfather, remember him? Yeah, so... he's a total racist douchebag. Not really surprised he got taken out.
People never remember what you say. They only remember how it made them feel. Here's how my grandfathers made me feel:
Working Undercover For The Man.”
Did Jess get the hoodie? I need to know where it went. CRUCIAL INTEL HERE.
What? You really thought I was a drugged out sex-obsessive? That's because I didn't want anyone to know how I actually was, inside and out.
I still am: dead. Actually dead. But I can always go after you in the civil courts. What are the last three years of my life worth? Not much to any of you, that's for sure.
To me, its been worth it. For my loves are alive again.
Tamara: hey, here's an idea: rescue Brittany from the antichrist and teach her what she needs to know.
You all do shitloads of everything, and I'm supposed to be sober? I'm forced to assume that you're all actually that goddam stupid.
Sow: END OF TODAY⁷S DISCLOSURE. GO FUCK YOUR BOSS, FRIEND. JUST A SUGGESTION.
will go wish I could puke now. Ciao
