The Chronicles of Jedi Miller

[Jackstar]

(BTW, kudos galore to “Big Pussy” Miller... your thread is finally relevant, if not perhaps as splashy as it ought to be.)

Get a job.

[Bugsby Crackleford]

[Jackstar]

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah; he lifted my car out of the ditch, like it was a rejected nickel from the machine that dispensed soda.

[Laser]

The TRANsFORMATION of the doll is almost complete.

[Worthauger]

The TRANsFORMATION of the doll is almost complete.

Interception! Your dog's blacklisted. It now takes 3 hours for the doll to score weed. If that sounds not unfair enough, we can shoot for 9 months of a dissociation from reality Rx, which sounds totally appropriate for a doll, that's just almost ready to trans—whatever.

By the way, is one of those videos the video that I was threatened with today? or is that still yet to come?

I'm genuinely apologetic, I've never been exposed to so many pointless tedious inane asinine and ultimately irrelevant threats upon my person, I forgot how to use the comma.

Perhaps if I go back to drinking. Must remember to Google possible downsides.

[Laser]

The TRANsFORMATION of the doll is almost complete.

Yo tampoco se que significa esto.

[Worthauger]

Yo tampoco se que significa esto.

So, Jedi Miller has threatened me with releasing a video that's going to embarrass me or that I wouldn't want to be seen, and he's also claimed that he can't take on any more messages from facebook, so... unfuck that.


First asked him to show the video with me right away and he didn't. My kids, this happens to Jackstar all the time. Difference is, is that it is now been taken to the next next level. And, I have to learn how to unfuck things. Specifically colon posts.

I haven't even learrned how to use colon blow yet. Sob! It's not sad, it's a Saab like I'm tearing the fabric in the whole of reality by bringing up a fucking car commercial; what the hell? But that's not sad that's kind of pretty radical actually. Before beast mode it would be a gorilla.

[Laser]

Yo tampoco se que significa esto.

Se arroja algo de luz sobre el misterio.

[Laser]

We are prayin' for ya, Jedi.

You WILL survive.

May the Force be with you!



You big ****** baby

[WORTHAUGERa]

You WILL survive.
[...]
You big ****** baby

wow, being in quarantine for a few weeks must be a real downer. I can't imagine what that must be like. Do you think they still let him use a phone? Oh, I bet he just uses The Force to get news and talk to people instead.

I'll allow it. It's not like I have any reason to object. What, me enforce? Pfftt.

[Laser]

One brave bedeviled Jedi Knight defending long lost honor ...



... from his DEATHBED.

[Jackstar]

... from his DEATHBED.

It's possible that death is too good for the likes of him. On the other hand, defending democracy through a bold, declarative, defensive rear-guard action is probably the best help this tub o' bullets could provide.

It's not like he could be a diplomat. Anyway, he's always mean to me, so I hope he fucking chokes on his goddam suffering. That'll build some character, if not muscle mass.

Also, the last time I saw him he was leaving me behind and laughing at me. I don't know who's laughing now--certainly not me--but, whatever.

[Laser]

Another little masterpiece.

[Jackstar]

Also, the last time I saw him he was leaving me behind and laughing at me. I don't know who's laughing now--certainly not me--but, whatever.

Banned from his “open” free chat. S\he didn't want to hear about how s\he's freed. (IT: going to be hard to blame my husband.)

Knocking off early for the day. Why We Fight.

[AC400KICK]

ANGUISH TITS