Author Topic: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller  (Read 180250 times)

Re: The Chronicles of Juicy "Miller" Soiree
« Reply #255 on: May 17, 2022, 04:24:43 AM »
Needles.

Lawks! What is the infernal meaning of this perpetual interjection? Is it an insult, a gleeful retort or a considerate exoneration? You may have all the time you need to define the substance of this matter.

Re: The Chronicles of Juicy "Miller" Soiree
« Reply #256 on: May 17, 2022, 05:19:43 AM »
Lawks! What is the infernal meaning of this perpetual interjection?

ARDOR.

Re: The Chronicles of Juicy "Miller" Soiree
« Reply #257 on: May 17, 2022, 09:47:41 AM »
You may have all the time you need to define the substance of this matter.

And so may The Slanderettes. They sure are taking their sweet ass time about things. I'm sure they would all prefer just to have everything go away, like it happens never.

I'll put it this way: I've been surrounded by needles my whole life and I don't have any tattoos. I got some acupuncture done a few times, it's all right technology. I remember when I was a teenager going up learning about alternative medicines people would be skeptical of the efficacy of acupuncture. "How could they be effective at all?” was a mournful cry.

Fast forward to now. There is no temptation at all. None. Definitely not a good use my time and resources right now, what with me being under surveillance, on trial, outmanned, outgunned, and out the door, never to return, as soon as I can figure out a way to get anything going correctly.

For needles, I'm saying. I don't have any desire to do that activity because then it wouldn't be able to feel superior to somebody who told me that I couldn't handle it. And, since this is Bellgab, there's two people who were selling this story. Separated by like 7 years, and that person had a fixation too.

What are the odds of two people with an expressed phobia, not having any desire whatsoever  to provide a story I can believe in?

Oh, about 82.5%. Needles.



Now I believe she thinks it's funny, but if it turns out that it's hurting your feelings I'd be more than happy to stop making that joke because it is pretty mean and cruel on some levels if it's still a sensitive subject for her.

I'd love to go back to some couples counseling, but I've been denied that contact and really I don't need counseling to know what to do. I would just sit there and laugh my ass off while recounting the adventures that I had had.

Ironically I'm wearing a shirt that's mine that had some holes in it that she sewed together with some needle and thread to make black and yellow stars on my chest. It's been in the closet for months. I didn't find it until I got back from jail. I hung up in the closet I haven't looked at much sense and I haven't worn it at all and a really long time and I love it and I'm wearing it now without a shirt underneath it's just this floor shirt with holes in it with yellow and black stars on it pushed up against my skin.

And she made it with needles. See? They're good for her. She was the decider. And I don't know who the decider is now, but, fuck eventually somebody will have to figure something out.

I would make suggestions but they would not be able to hear me here if I did. Similarly, I don't know what's going on with this Miller problem. Jackstar has been underutilized again.

Really, this is just a warning. The only implicit threat is that I might die of a broken heart, but that's not too likely. I don't know how she would put a broken heart on a panel of lasagna and throw it at me, but... strictly speaking, that's not necessary.

It also wasn't necessary for anyone to use any needles at all! And then when a certain person became violently agitated over this whole subject, RAINBOW.


Re: The Chronicles of Jedi "ALERT. ALERT. STOWAWAY." Miller
« Reply #258 on: May 17, 2022, 06:03:03 PM »
Your twat is a creepy stalker. Come sit on my face. Man.

How does it taste? 😂

Re: The Chronicles of Jedi "ALERT. ALERT. STOWAWAY." Miller
« Reply #259 on: May 18, 2022, 03:50:08 AM »
How does it taste? 😂

Well you're overly ambitious and far too early ahead of time for the 5:00 free ammunition giveaway that tastes like victory, especially since I already left you a voicemail and the instructions and... so, hey, sowwy, but, just what do you think is going on here, anyway?

I'm not asking for a friend you fucking just tell me! Duper's delight is nice especially when you get it twice, and there's something hanging over you all, clearly. And so I didn't get the alerts in 3D... why? Well probably only your Telecom operator knows for sure.

Re: The Chronicles of Jedi "ALERT. ALERT. STOWAWAY." Miller
« Reply #260 on: May 18, 2022, 05:45:52 AM »
How does it taste? 😂

Definitely victory, definitely beacon. I don't think -you- need a -time- beacon. If you do, ask for one, it's not like I shit those out to look cool.


So, there's a number of ways that I can go about this, but I am uncertain how I want to go about creating this space where you can get all these needles and then end up with a plasma drive, so, probably not gonna go that route.

Oh, I know, time to post Innerreach's chat transcript. yeah, don't worry, it's a ONE WAY TRIP hahaa. (It's nice that he bought you an iPhone.)

Re: Live Bathtub Show hosted by Jedi Miller
« Reply #261 on: May 19, 2022, 12:49:17 AM »
Miller's Live Bathtub Show sponsored by Coors Light

Topics of discussion include Dari Dee & taking a leak on Heather's lawn

Re: Live Bathtub Show hosted by Jedi Miller
« Reply #262 on: May 19, 2022, 03:20:01 AM »
I am happy to be doing this, because a great many of you are in need of at least a little help, and, are horrifically retarded from years of too much exposure to books with radioactive ink.

Miller's Live Bathtub Show sponsored by Coors Light

Topics of discussion include Dari Dee & taking a leak on Heather's lawn


... no Podbean link? Must remember to remind Google to remind me to not think less of anyone for making way, way more work for themselves later, for themselves.

THREE DAYS OF DARKNESS
FOR ME.
DUNNO ABOUT YOU.

CAN YOU TELEPORT TOO? GOOD
(Quincunx not available. Shalom.)

Re: Live Bathtub Show hosted by Jedi Miller
« Reply #263 on: May 19, 2022, 08:19:10 AM »
And now, I love Miller. Where's Wade? Not gonna lie, I miss her, but putting up with her bullshit act of being scared of lil' ol' Jackstar is as -bit- hard to take, n'est-ce pas?

Who would you rather have deliver Star Wars effigies to your door?

Or leave suggestive floral displays on your porch?



Miller's Live Bathtub Show sponsored by Coors Light

Topics of discussion include Dari Dee & taking a leak on Heather's lawn

Heather has a lawn? More like another one of Miller's X-rated fantasies, of which he went into great detail re him and Ms.Wade on old EllGab posts.

Re: Live Bathtub Show hosted by Jedi Miller
« Reply #264 on: May 19, 2022, 09:20:40 AM »
Who would you rather have deliver Star Wars effigies to your door?

Or leave suggestive floral displays on your porch?

My girlfriend. Please. I don't know how to portal without her.

I did my best. I hope it was all that it could be. And my heart is very, very forlorn. Such that, all I can do is to reiterate, oh God, please:

She didn't kill Art Bell, did she? because in that case, fuck her. anyway, I just sawher the other day, but I see nothng. I have no control.



I have always wished you all well. I will never stop seeking her, beacuse there is one, and she's looking FOR ME.

You don't hvae to help, I am being polite to try to ask. I just thought you might... know.

ciao for now.

Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
« Reply #265 on: May 20, 2022, 11:52:08 AM »



Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
« Reply #266 on: May 20, 2022, 08:32:33 PM »
I'm fucking pissed.
I will make videos about miller till the day he dies fuck him.


Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
« Reply #267 on: May 21, 2022, 07:52:17 AM »
I'm fucking pissed.
I will make videos about miller till the day he dies fuck him.



Bare knuckle brouhaha behind the woodshed.


Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
« Reply #268 on: May 21, 2022, 07:25:36 PM »
Bare knuckle brouhaha behind the woodshed.

Go Bear League! I have Hitler's bear, and believe me the bodyguard that came with the other brown bear is a really bad Birchwood Witch. (I really don't know how I might have known that, so I can't encourage anybody to take any accuracy with that statement but seems really correct to me to be. Just a hunch. Not sure what to tell you on that one. Sourceror doesn't need food all that badly, but I am kind of peckish, so I think I'm going to go out for an update. Stupid ears of corn. It's dumb to go out of the ground. If they want attention, maybe they should grow out of somebody's (blank).) , I know I just said that you should believe me, but I may have been either exaggerating, or that's a euphemism, or that elephant that just ran through the bathroom while stopping to fondle me and to type that on my nightmare rectangles nightmare keyboard while giving me nightmare fuel for tonight's post little death serenade.

I'm sure very few of you have ever been fondled by an elephant's ear, so I'll leave you this one with a word of advice: go with the trunk last.

Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
« Reply #269 on: May 21, 2022, 09:13:17 PM »
I have Hitler's bear

I have actually taken actual bullets for this bear. Get out. There’s plenty more resilience to come.

HOTFIX: Condition ZUGZWANG ends globally in ~5 minutes. Game critical flags will reset immediately thereafter, this is only because some people need a little push. (Who wouldn't need one at this point? Besides me. This isn't a drug thing. More of a HAUL.)


He is excited, isn't he? Authorized an additional Fudgsicle if necessary. One (X) Fudgsicle only, I guess. Whatever. Honestly, you don't really need me for the content, you need me for the channel, and I'm pretty sure you know me, there's a plan for that other one too.

(Why yes, I have avoided foreign entanglements, thanks for asking. I was born there too.)