It is difficult to maintain an appropriately somber tone with you when I am happy to see you. You definitely need money to buy drugsagain and it looks like you've perhaps made a soundtrack to an upcoming explanation of your behavior and apology but it's not really necessary since I'm probably just going to choke myself to death with a dish cloth tonight, in lieu of doing any dishes. Oh sure, just leave me alone with a broken dishwasher and I'll just call --
somebody, and then that'll be fine, right? What could go wrong? A bondage ritual with overtones of Satanic ritual abuse hosted by Aquaman? I think that other guy already claimed it for a patent. (He actually did have some inventions and stuff and a written work (I believe this was when she still had two hemohideirs brain that tap together);that he wanted to publish her register something with and he was stymied because he was functionally illiterate when he was drinking, it would blur his vision, and his vision was blurry all the fucking time and he was in total denial about this fact being the reason why he can't read. Like, at all. Can I resurrect them all at once, not right now... is the wThere known thWere as I can sit and relax and watch you spy on people? Very notion gets me so hot just thinking about coming down.
Capital J's two instincts with that lighting and it's pleasant, I'm glad to see that you're supplying the people stealing my content with the very best in computerized graphics for their relentlessly effective advertising mean campaign, and yeah I guess I meant that: ADVERTISING MEAN.
THIS IS A VERY TRYING TIME. Glad I remembered your birthday. Boy howdy! I never lived that down. Can I just skip the customary tripartite grumbling right now and just go directly to an explosion?
