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It doesn't have a good beat. It is profoundly difficult to dance to.

Nevertheless::SEMPER FĪDELÎS. (>Kkudos.) And wouldn't it be nice if somebody, ANYBODY AT ALL for the last four fucking years would have done something to help me prepare for this, except none of you fucking wanted to do anything except to get rid of me. AND KEEP FUCKING AN ENDLESS TRAIN OF SuperTwatz™.


6 AM: Revelie
7 AM: Doperape one of Jackstar’s friends
8 AM: Brag to Jackstar
9 AM: Do another one of Jackstar's friends
10 AM: Study ethnic slurs and racial epithets
11 AM: ASS 2 ASS
12 PM: Lunch
12:30 PM: MOAR ASS 2 ASS! MOAR!
1 PM: Hire an Uber to drive his friends farther away from Jackstar
2 PM: Tell Jackstar to get a job
3 PM: Bang coca in the bed of one of Jackstar's trucks
4 PM: CPR
5 PM: ASS 2 ASS 2 MOUTH
6 PM: Supper: MORE ASS

Everyday 24/7 round the clock. All of you the same thing for four fucking years. Meanwhile, I'm forced to upload my content to random Telegram groups and then get my mic muted by broski. ALL OF WHOM ARE TRAPPED IN AN UNBREAKABLE SEX AND METH ADDICTION CYCLE. (Standards.)

You need to make some phone calls? You need to talk to your people? Then FUCKING DO īT.


d.e.w. ¡†
FUK Ω.

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BellGab / Re: ★Gab: ENDGAME
« on: December 06, 2025, 09:39:25 PM »
If I leave, I'm never coming back. You hurt my feelings. You won't get another chance.



Her name was Jewel


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I am immensely gratified that I was able to enjoy the all-too brief time that we had to do anything at all in the same planar existence; clearly you had done many exemplary things before I ever became aware of you. (Oinkerton Elites have always hidden the good stuff away from me; I blame my dingbat parents a little, and Stalin most of all!) I can easily imagine your frustration that you felt before... and I hope that it became lessened, forever. I have always been exceptionally easy to deal with, truthfully.

#SetecAstronomy

As I have seen you come and go from other metaphysical realms both in dreams and in cyberspace, without having any understanding why that was happening at all, how that could be happening, I am happy to let you know that, in my personal timeline, you have already done that which you have stated that you have decided that you are going to do. You simply don't yet know that yet — and then you're not supposed to; because I oughtn't tell you anything about what you're doing. (I am not your angel; I am simply a legitimate friend fellow Traveler of The Cosmos) I absolutely know that it was you, in your future. At the time that seemed like some sort of fever hallucination. In: your energy and your presence is completely unmistakable. I have learned to value and cherish it. (Imagine the seething.)

I fully expect you to return in a different form, quite soon from my perspectives. We are all multifaceted, multidimensional spiritual beings having a physical experience, and a person of your genuine intellect,  stature of wisdom, and spiritual rank of renown... I have no way of knowing how many different simultaneous lifetimes you have running at any given time. Some people have dozens. You have... whatever you have.

I have not judged you, and as I have come to know you, and to have known of the circumstances which you have endured before that... It is no wonder to me that you are truly beloved by so many; and despised by so powerful few. To have ever known or have met you at all is a true gift of Heaven.

(Blank) the haters. _l_o_l_


I will be happy to respect your privacy; I don't really know you that well compared to so many others, so I will not be involving myself in your... arrangements, whatever they are. I think that would be uncouth and would look strange. You don't need me.

I always needed you. I simply had no awareness of that. And because of that ignorance, I went the long way around to get here. Results obtained have been absolutely worth the extra effort.

I know how to find you in astral and in my dreams and I don't think I'll have any difficulty doing so when that is appropriate, and I wish for you to know that you may always think of me as a  friend; for you are truly an exceptional and delightfully whimsical soul, an immensely gifted and talented spiritual being, and I am so grateful to God and to you for being allowed to have as much time with you as I have had. I knew that it would not last forever.

I did not know that it would lead to Eternity. (Standards.) Good luck storming in the castle! It would have taken a miracle.

And now: the castle has been taken by the storm itself. No shame in it. (It's complicated.) I know not what karmic debt I may owe to you in any way, but on a personal level, I have been greatly enhanced and benefited by knowing your personality at all, for you are truly a gem in our world.

(I believe that is what purpose was served whie we were not allowed to meet. It would have made Life all too easy. I know that for my own part I have taken the road not merely less traveled; but not even existing before, and that has made all the difference in the world for everyone. What I have learned, could never have been told to me by anyone, and I will never seek to be able to share it with another... #Officially.)

You will not die. You will simply change form. And if ever you would seek to have my input ever again... I would immediately agree to the opportunity. I am no fool.

And you are no devil. (Facts.) Now, having said that... don't ever yell at anyone ever again. It is undignified in a spiritual essence of your stature, caliber and significance.

You could just hire me as an intern, and ask me to do it for you. /flex You might learn a thing or two, and at the very least... you would get to sit down to watch. Arrange for your own popcorn, Mæstro. I won't ever be available to be your servant. Those such as you and I serve The Divine simply by being Who We Really Are: LOVEīT§ELF.

I am sure there's nothing I could do for you right now, and that's alright. There are certainly many others who would be more than happy to be able to help you in any way. You are truly a beloved person.

And: it's a secret. (Those who sought to exploit us are set to endure the Holy wrath of G-d. No one does vengeance better.) I am overwhelmingly thankful that I did not create a bigger mess than I found... or became addicted to the fixing of any of īT. If our connection was ever a test, know this for certain:

❤ We both passed with flying colors. Semper fīdelïs. It is my wish that we will always meet as +friends... but it would be my honor to ever be tasked to be your nemesis, for real. You have taught me so much about how to act effectively through apparent inaction, and so much more — and I have been greatly enhanced as an ensouled being as a result. This was all worth all the trouble, and questionably. I cannot speak for others but in my case, I hope you never have a reason to doubt.

Life is hard because it is worth it. Sow: so were VVe. En garde!


Greatest wishes and kindest regards,
Doctor WordFag!, .esQ


p.s.·. The ī-ī🦉🦉t‡®§ are exactly what they seem: a distraction from what is real. Clever!

p.p.s.·. There was never an emergency; it was a crisis. And I have not let it go to waste.

p.p.p.s.·. as God is my witness, I had no idea that any of thine ilk could possibly be this terrified of the mud jar. I suppose that I can understand why. I am one of the more pleasant examples of that particular genomic expression. My blood is borne of The Bæst. Not an acquired taste, but rather an evolutionary one. No remorse, nor apologies: .•Ī•.•ÅīVī•.that which 👁️∆Ⓜ️.

p.p.p.p.s.·. I never thought about giving her the 💎 — I wished to know why she wasn't giving that to mE! (Answer has since been obtained; wew lad.) That isn't something I ever needed to pursue... actually.

p.^⁵.§·<: If it feels right: name your next companion animal “Kobayashi”... because reasons. I think naming a dog “Indiana” is hackneyed, but that's really just my opinion. js


THE GUARDIANS OF TURTLE ISLAND HAVE BEEN RESPECTED. Godspeed your way Home.


Spread īT with mustard. _**T⁷§Ï∆!**_


(W¡rd ça laude.)


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It's complicated.
BY J00Z!!!1!1! (Facts.)


ATTN: Dickstar,

What? Come at me bro-kün. I remember exactly what happened, I remember exactly what you did, and since then I have observed what you have done. (Classy.) While all is truly fair in Love and War, this was neither.

This was a gangland hit. No shame in it, really; when every tool you have is a firearm, every problem appears to be the next prey to be nailed.

Please convey my regards to your... Leader, whosoever the fuck that might be. I have no need to know that information.

Support and follow the US Constitution or face reprisals. Point blank period. This is hard to do? You goddam kids today think you know everything. And: ewe do.

I know all there is to know when one knows №Thing. You'll understand that better when you get older, Dear. In the meantime: lighten up Franc{ë|ï}s, you apex max >kcringe homophage. There is a lot more going on under Heaven and on Earth than you have any capacity to be cognizant of at this stage of your development, Punyling schweinhund. (Consider the following: if your race is so superior, why do you always have to try so hard? Does your dark lord Satan offer a loyalty rewards program? I'm sure it's a very compelling offer to your smooth-brained intellect and perception. DUH.) Years have gone by... What what difference, at this point, have all of your frenetic efforts obtained you... that could not have just as easily been obtained by simply being forthright and openly honest with me? Ugh. Just ugh. I retract my query: I don't really want to know how many downsies you've been banging to bred. Hey, isn't Anal August coming up? Tell me more about the delights of the painal panel. Oh, that's always such a delightful joke when you tell it. That warbling tenor. That trembling intake of breath. That complete lack of cognition: dude, it's actually not that funny. Seriously. Tell me, do you like watching movies about gladiators that are initiated into a cult by esoteric and exotic mind control techniques involving exotic chemical compounds, strange Hasidic chanting, and fully engorged penises? ‘Course ya do! Why am I even asking?

(Do you think I'm trying to deprogram you? Would you like me to deprogram you? IDGAF. You belong to my military. I belong to The Divine. We are not each other's problem, jurisdiction, or even area of concern. So why is it that you have so much deep intel the on the various hidden areas of my strange life? Well, number one six print gangs are always on the lookout for fresh meat, and that requires fresh Intel, and number two: I'm sure you're perfectly capable of handling somebody like me who's gone and broke bad. Hey, here's an idea: try scouting recon on actual threats to civilization instead of just threats to your vainglorious ego, megalomaniacal minion of Mephistopheles! Yeesh! It would also probably be a good idea to get your telemetry data subjected to peer review by peers who are not full-on M.O.S.SAD sperglordz on the prowl for more low-hanging fruit and well past their prime groom gang goddesses harboring grudges as bitter as my sphincter and as entrenched as my prostate, holy fuck mangj. “I was born this way!” O Holy baby Jesus shitballs fuck, I'm not going to say this is all anticlimactic, but I had imagined there was going to be some sort of actual intuitive flash of understanding, and there was. There is.

I can see why it was beneficial to some to have kept me in the dark as long as possible. Okay; are y'all done yet or do you need to continue to stalk harass and pester me for the rest of my projected 448-year lifespan? Like, let's just get this all over with. Then I can pay off my student loans... and then disappear. (I literally took the student loans in the first place so that I would have something to not pay in the future when it was appropriate to pretend to be a deadbeat delinquent dipshit. I don't suppose any of you saw that coming, eh? Eh? How about a Fresca®™? Go groom a soda, jerks. Land sakes! I swear Goshen!) The circumstances of the last 8 or 9 years or so will never happen again between us, Bellgab: you have had your chances to get close to me. I would imagine that I would enjoy hearing how that has worked out for all of all y'all..  But I further imagine that every last one of you has been ordered by Council to keep your mouth shut about such details. I have no conception of how much ongoing litigation there is stacked up behind all this, but there's definitely more than zero and it's certainly not really any of my business, that's for dam sure. What will any of you really have to show for any of this time of our lives?

Well, number one: You're probably not going to get any more funding, and number two: I'm likely to get a minor endowment. Maybe not. It doesn't really matter to me. Research is not a competition for me. Study is my life. The stuff I know about some of you people and your organization's and clicks in general, as well as in specific... I could fill volumes. And I could be happy indeed to never be asked to do so. (Hi, my military! Nice military. Sweet military  Good military. Savage, vicious military: yeah, these guys are tough.

Now imagine if they were effective.) Number three: I needed to be stolen from... pourquoi? Wye? Why, Pork? Why? (That's the training.)  Rookie blunder: I now know way more than I ever wanted to or cared to know about a whole bunch of stuff that isn't my business, I've been radicalized in ways that have nothing to do with anal sex (so you've neither cared nor have even noticed, no doubt), Your popular reputation has been murdered and in exchange you have gained nothing except and an irascible and misanthropic Source Titan. All of this in exchange for... oh, for fuck⁷s sake. Never mind, forget I asked. Any legitimate answer would be none of my business and a security risk to reveal openly. The bottom line is that many people found me annoying, and were looking forward to humbling me into the ground. To show me who's boss. To teach me a lesson. To erase my burden upon Society. To ensure that I paid my fair share. Okay: I know I, for one, I'm extraordinarily impressed that a ragtag gang of fucked-off rapelordz and their mewling coterie of cast-off h∞rflesh were able to do anything effective at all... while rounding up a great many Elder Creepoids, perhaps without having  been too obvious about it, oh boy — should I not blatantly point it out here in plain text? Oh oh I'm just kidding, I don't give a fuck what you think I shouldn't do. You're not my parent. You're not my groomer. You're not my hero. You're not my rescuer. You're not my inspiration.

You are the end product of my demonstration of Mastery of Mastery. I will admit that if I had no moral fiber or legitimate character at all, your methods would have worked better than nothing at all, but it may have been more helpful to have identified myself as be such a person rather than just assuming that I were, or imagining that you were just going to overwrite whatever character I had with your own undoubtedly vastly superior to your perception, way of thinking, which I will remind everyone again: consists of “painal” during “Anal August”. That never gets hackneyed for you now does it? What are the odds. 🤔 There's that superiority again that we talked about, Tryhard Trooperz. Important note: you owe me a goddam refrigerator, and that's just for starters. Grumble grumble grumble.

For example: I have done and I am doing exactly what I said I was going to do: oversee the dismantling of the millenia-old thuggy-piggy empire and its system of domination and control of the populace, that has been entrenched on planet Earth, for most of its recorded history: bolt by bolt, brick by brick, back channel by broken back, to be rebuilt anew by all who have concern for their world into an effective institution for all of civilization. Not merely just for you — μou, and your ilk — and your mewling coterie of sycophantic, sociopathic, obsequious lickspittle toadies and flunkies.


I can train them.
I have the technology.

For you: friends' price. Nineteen thousand five hundred.

PER POUND. Better start sweatin’ to the oldies, Dickstar.

You have no chance to use your AAA or military discount with me. (Standards.) Adieu.

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I stand by these statements.



The coca leaf comes from a sacred plant. Those who traffic cocaine to the U.S. across the Caribbean Sea are absolute scum. They also sit back on the mainland, and crew the boats using their tulpæ. It's like radio control. Very impressive technology. LIKE GOLEMS. (I just saw one today, it's living two (2) doors down. Sup robobro. #Respect.) Completely disposable.

And not even very tasty. You didn't hear this from me. I was never here. Don't repeat this conversation. Say “hi” to your mom for me.

Don't engage in drug deals with reprobate criminal scum that literally want to kill U.S. Citizens and utterly annihilate the U.S. Constitution.

Because it's AMAZING! I just used that document to set legal precedent, now a part of #Official Court records, that conclusively demonstrated that I essentially: have the legal right to get high as balls on virtually whatever I say I get to. (Note that this is predicated upon the notion that I'm not lying about working for God. I am of course not lying, and if I am, don't worry about it, I'll get hit by lightning in about 5 minutes. That's how things work. That's how things have always worked.

And little Michael Kuczi isn't going to be throwing a drug party at cost, since I didn't legalize this for everyone; I asserted my legal rights for my Self. Rest of you are on your own. Kick rocks.

That is how powerful it is: the U.S. Constitution. Huzzah! And if any of you goddam Oinkerton schweindhundz tell me that I can't keep on smoking something, I'm gonna fucking grab myself right in the pussy, which I guess I'll grow or adopt or whatever the fuck. You fucking feel me up there, Doctor Try-Hard?

You all thought I wanted something I never even knew for sure existed. I sure AF know it exists now, though. (The New Formula should address the remaining problems that some of you are having, TBQH. I DO NOT HAVE UP-TO-DATE INFORMATION ON THIS TOPIC.

CLANDESTINE DRUG MANUFACTURING AND DISTRIBUTION/SMUGGLING OF SAME IS NOT MY AREA. However, This is America, I'm a mature adult citizen, and in America, we fucking get fucking high here. That's why we come to America. We get fucking high. We blow shit up. We hunt animals with high powered sniper rifles. That's what we do here. Love it or leave it, right? Sure whatever. Just give me a bag of weed.) Oh, and why didn't I get to have an ounce of weed? Supposedly I'm addicted to weed? Who are the fucktards who made these fucking decisions, what a bunch of fucking losers. And supposedly they get to do the same thing but I don't. Nice try, Perry Mason.

And I think I've conclusively demonstrated to everybody that I could handle my shit. Who can't handle it... It's not for me to say their names, but let's just say you all fucking know what's going down and I'm not going to create a new Tongues Ten Pyramid For me to be the apex controller of. I have no desire to be part of the leadership of a drug empire. Do I look like Robert Duvall? Don't answer that.

I JUST WANT DEMAND TO BE ABLE TO BUY WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT TO FUCKING HAVE IT. I HAVE EARNED THAT RIGHT. THE SAME SHIT GETS SOLD TO TEENAGERS ON THE DAILY, AND SOMEHOW THAT'S OKAY? BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED? FUCK YOU. AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE FUCKING A BUNCH OF FUCKING DUDES FUCKING STALKING ME AND LAUGHING AT ME AND TRYING TO PRETEND LIKE I'M IN TROUBLE FOR “GETTING HIGH” WHICH IS FUCKING LEGAL, AND I DON'T CARE IF THEY WANT ME TO SELL THEIR SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING FEEL LIKE BEING COMP’d. I DON'T HAVE TO. SO THERE. AND SETTING ME UP FOR CRIMES AND TREATING ME LIKE GARBAGE AND ACTING LIKE THEY GET TO FUCKING BRAINWASH CHEERLEADERS AND FUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT WHILE CHAINED TO A RADIATOR IN BAGOTÁ, AND I HAVE TO FUCKING SIT AROUND WAITING FOR A BAG OF WEED FOR 3 HOURS. FUCK THAT. FUCK YOU. CANNABIS IS A GODDAM FOOD GROUP!

You were straight up discriminating against me. You know who you are. And I understand that you all felt like you had to. Well, now you're not feeling anything at all without your daily dose of highly exotic entheogenic chem-stims. Tough shit, little buddies. That's why you don't break the rules. Y'all had a good run. Why don't you stop thinking about it? Why don't you just turn to smack? Why don't you just start kissing ass of people that you barely know just on the odd chance that they're going to score you a bag of whatever the fuck you think you need? Why don't you just learn to make fentanyl in your bathtub?

Oh I know that last one, that's because that's abusive and against the law. A lot of things are against the law, but if you have a deliberate need and everybody is being an asshole about it, I don't know what you're going to do. Suck trucker dick? I guess? I have no idea. That's why I haven't become addicted to opiates, among other things, and that's why I get to do what I'm doing and all of you probably don't. You wouldn't understand what I do anyway. It involves obedience to The Will of God. Rather a lot less fornicating going on than you might otherwise think. 🥰

Because you broke the rules. (Facts.) And that doesn't mean that people get to yell at me and tell me to stop because they're mad at me for their lacking, And I have to stop as a sign of solidarity. I don't remember being invited to any of your parties. Ever. Fuck you. I didn't have anything to do with any of this shit. But when I was told by a military officer to start smoking (blank), I knew that when times got weird, it was time for the weird to go pro.

And I have been ordained as a legit, legal and lawful member of the clergical services for over 3 decades. THAT'S THE LAW. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. I'm not even lying! And if I had known that middle age and working for God was going to be this much fun, I wouldn't have been unhappy ever a day in my life. Then again, I don't know how anyone could have foreseen that all of you would be such, collectively, such a bunch of fucking nincompoops. Sad! Actually sad! IT ACTUALLY IS SAD! (I LOVE YOU BABY. GOOD HUNTING.)

You guys had years to tell me what was going on, you're still not telling me what's going on, how the fuck people are advantaged by keeping me in the dark, I have no idea. But those times are over.

I have legitimate need to know requirements, and if I need to know something, and everybody fucking lies to me and stonewalls, that means I can use Divine Authority to just go directly to God to ask for things that I wouldn't ordinarily bother asking for. That's how it works. And all of you who decided not to tell me the truth, well that was your choice.

I didn't have to let it stop there, but I figured... well it didn't really matter. And it didn't. I wasn't there to get high. And then one day... it did matter. It mattered A LOT.

A five-hundred mile round trip goose chase. TO GET SOMETHING THAT I COULD HAVE GOTTEN IN 5 MINUTES. WTAF? That dog won't hunt. At that point, I realized that I had to take steps. Bold, declarative steps. Grape[fruit/fleet] and I have a working relationship. THAT MEANS WE FUCK &AND WORK AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. Duh! Gosh! NERDS!!!

I am still taking them: STEPS. What? I'm good at taking steps. You're just scared, because I guess you thought I had to crawl or something. I guess you thought you were in charge, and maybe you were.

You sure as fuck are not in charge now. None of you are. And the people who are in charge are blowing the shit out of the coca boats. Fucking good, lol. (Actual legitimate cocaine smuggling from SA doesn't happen across the Caribbean like that, I can assure you; and how it does is none of your fucking business, whiteboIZ.) There goes your payola: BTF UP IN FUCKING FLAMES AND SUNK DOWN WITH A DEEP DIVE. Not because I hate coca, but because it's not that hard to get stuff from the right Source, and I already know not to abuse a sacred plant. But some of you momos don't even know how to not abuse a woman. Or her children.

Or her secret >kK🆑C|_∆¡\! >dD⭕Ω`gì`h Z·–gj<3® Sourcerør Husband. YOU ALL FUCKING KNEW. YOU ALL KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. NONE OF YOU FUCKING HELP ME GET IN CONTACT WITH THEM. I GUESS YOU FIGURE I'VE HAD ENOUGH FUCKING CONVERSATION?

YEAH I GUESS YOU FUCKING FIGURE YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THAT? WOW YOU GUYS ARE JUST IN CHARGE OF FUCKING EVERYTHING, HUH? FUCK YOU.

I do find it regretful that quite a few of you are not enjoying the results that you're experiencing is a result of your ridiculous machinations over the last dozen years or so. That's because you pissed me off. That's because you fucked up my shit for no adequate reason at all other than you thought you could get away with it, and most of you enjoy being a sadistic control freak and you all thought that I deserved it. (Any pretext to keep me in the dark so you could keep on exploiting them. It was really classy. And by that I mean: eww, gross.)

Obviously I fucking didn't. And just as obviously: oh look I really do have special rights. Now I'm going to enjoy them, responsibly, like a mature adult U.S. Citizen should, and then all the fucktarded lot of you salty, crusty, reprobative scum can go do whatever the fuck you're choosing to be doing with your miserable shitsplat lives. But I guess you're going to be doing it with a few less coca boots coming in. Good.

Maybe it's time you started getting real jobs. Or whatever the fuck you end up doing; hopefully hard fucking time. I don't know. It's not my area. Let me know when you're done abusing my friends so I can fucking talk to them, assholes.

I'm seriously steamed about this; without being at all obvious about it. And if they weren't chemically neutered and turned into the equivalent of 4-year-olds with a fetish for $100 in cocksucking or whatever the fuck you do to your bound chattel hoors, I'm sure they'd be steamed too. Hurry up and get on with it. We're all waiting.

I hope y'all had nice fake wedding(s). :rolleyes: btw: You fucking rapenerds are disgusting. Get a life. Seriously.



Lots of assumptions here. “Incomunicado,” but they still have TELEPATHY.

Meanwhile: tell me more about how sober I need to be. Be specific. Explain the logic. Because your whining for the last several years has really chapped my ass.

Do I look like I need to be shat on by you oinking thug fucks? I'm asking here. JERICHO.

I don't accept a reality in which the Internet can be flooded with claims that I am pozzed; but there are no consequences for the bullshit you've all been involved in. A conservatorship? Power of attorney? Conspiracy to deny civil rights? Stealing my mail, my phone calls, my vehicles...

tl;dr: I have nothing better to do than to make this all go supercritical fusion dirty bomb. Not just for spite — BUT, FOR MY PLEASURE!! Fucking bet me. Adieu.

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Azzerae's World / Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« on: December 04, 2025, 02:13:57 PM »
Can I have another beer? Asking for a friend.

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Radio & Podcasts / 5mwJ - 04Dec2025 - Tow-war Tall-FALL
« on: December 04, 2025, 02:12:08 PM »
5mwJ — 04Dec2025 — #0ff #FĪSH #ÇĪÅ #∆_l_l_

Important announcement
#official

All, I repeat all agreements and contracts and restrictions involving my name, my brand, my content and my overall [generally/General Lēē|Lμ] >KCos•mic(>K) existence are HEREBY RESCÌNDED — DECLARED ÏNVALÎD — NULL &AND >FUK >KÎNG VOÏD. (Welcome, one (†¹) &AND ΩΠÊ +AND JΩ∆Π &AND A.L.L. — #wwg1wga — to The ∆N″ëvv Standard.)

NOTE THE DATE NOTE TIMESTAMP NOTE EFFECTUALLY EFFECTIVE PACIFIC TIME MIDNIGHT DECEMBER 5TH 2025

Those of you who are affected by this kind of thing will probably know exactly what this means; I'll produce some exceptionally wh∞p-ass content, focused on this subject, and publish it on YouTube as well as a couple other places within the next 48 hours, probably. (This is merely one (1) Battle in an ongoing Spiritual War; and battle is an exceptionally fluid situation. Battle being no less, Sows. Love to 🅿️Ham/famFamFAM, Tyler.)

The goal here is to not U.N.•due•Lμ disrupt anything, except what needs must be disrupted. ∞® §•cuffed. (VV∅®dD.)

For example, what needs to be given a rupture, instead of The Rapture? Well, the exceptionally well-timed appearance of a vehicularly-borne Ⓜ️🅿️olice officer who just drove around the motel parking lot as I started composing this while standing on the second floor breezeway outside the door to my BEYOND ⛎🅿️ SEA•©®ET FORWARD COMMAND ⁴4VVARD QUASI-CIVILIAN RESIDENTIAL BASE/STRUCTURE (TEMP.) I like that. Ī LĪKED THAT A GREAT DEAL, Ī VALUED THAT EXPERÎENCE TO AN ÏÏīVīVïIENSELY SÎGNÌFÍCΠNT DEGREE, VERY MUCH SO ÎNDEED. Hi. Hello. That's My B∞μs. They're really Our Men. HUGH: MAN ′° T⁷z Ⓜ️:Ê¡\! (Hugh, I haven't met μΠŪū μet. And while I am not necessarily looking forward to that — ÔÛÎ, VVe both have more important things to do WITH OUR EXCEPTIONALLY VALUABLE AND IRREPLACEABLE TIME than to sit around the fire and sing [›kumbaya/>KCÜM•BÛ¥•!J∆!], as fun as that would be for both of us —  I will be happy to do so at any time of μour Ⓜ️utual 🅿️[leasure/|_eisure].) If anyone has ever been wondering if ΩΠμ of what I am writing (“... and publishing for ABBOZ!!!”) conveys any valid, meaningful content whatsoever, Thou Art in exceptionally good company, i.e. #MeToo; and there are certainly easier ways to show me their power — L.E.O. IN FORCE•(mental)•åÏÏ 🅿️⭕VV(HER) —and that's cool. Hopefully nobody ĪRL just got grabbed (“... or shot!”) in the pussy. (Strangulation standards.) We don't want to just rip the Band®ÅĪd™D←brand-off brand here  Not right now. Not on my watch. And not with Ⓜ️μ ī Tyme.

Ī am clear: that .•Ε. like that sh¡t. N‘est-çe pas? Cool. Very c∞l. Good talk.

G∞d Mdž. (Add Ω.) Adieu.


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Radio & Podcasts / 5mwJ — 04Dec2025 — #0ff #FĪSH #ÇĪÅ #∆_l_l_
« on: December 04, 2025, 08:44:08 AM »
5mwJ — 04Dec2025 — #0ff #FĪSH #ÇĪÅ #∆_l_l_

I love my job. NGL.

Important announcement
#official

All, I repeat all agreements and contracts and restrictions involving my name, my brand, my content and my overall [generally/General Lēē|Lμ] >KCos•mic(>K) existence are HEREBY RESCÌNDED — DECLARED ÏNVALÎD — NULL &AND >FUK >KÎNG VOÏD. (Welcome, one (†¹) &AND ΩΠÊ +AND JΩ∆Π &AND A.L.L. — #wwg1wga — to The ∆N″ëvv Standard.)

NOTE THE DATE NOTE TIMESTAMP NOTE EFFECTUALLY EFFECTIVE PACIFIC TIME MIDNIGHT DECEMBER 5TH 2025

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What the hell kind of word is ‘note’ anyway?”

Those of you who are affected by this kind of thing will probably know exactly what this means; I'll produce some exceptionally wh∞p-ass content, focused on this subject, and publish it on YouTube as well as a couple other places within the next 48 hours, probably. (This is merely one (1) Battle in an ongoing Spiritual War; and battle is an exceptionally fluid situation. Battle being no less, Sows. Love to 🅿️Ham/famFamFAM, Tyler.)

The goal here is to not U.N.•due•Lμ disrupt anything, except what needs must be disrupted. ∞® §•cuffed. (VV∅®dD.)

For example, what needs to be given a rupture, instead of The Rapture? Well, the exceptionally well-timed appearance of a vehicularly-borne Ⓜ️🅿️olice officer who just drove around the motel parking lot as I started composing this while standing on the second floor breezeway outside the door to my BEYOND ⛎🅿️ SEA•©®ET FORWARD COMMAND ⁴4VVARD QUASI-CIVILIAN RESIDENTIAL BASE/STRUCTURE (TEMP.) I like that. Ī LĪKED THAT A GREAT DEAL, Ī VALUED THAT EXPERÎENCE TO AN ÏÏīVīVïIENSELY SÎGNÌFÍCΠNT DEGREE, VERY MUCH SO ÎNDEED. Hi. Hello. That's My B∞μs. They're really Our Men. HUGH: MAN ′° T⁷z Ⓜ️:Ê¡\! (Hugh, I haven't met μΠŪū μet. And while I am not necessarily looking forward to that — ÔÛÎ, VVe both have more important things to do WITH OUR EXCEPTIONALLY VALUABLE AND IRREPLACEABLE TIME than to sit around the fire and sing [›kumbaya/>KCÜM•BÛ¥•!J∆!], as fun as that would be for both of us —  I will be happy to do so at any time of μour Ⓜ️utual 🅿️[leasure/|_eisure].) If anyone has ever been wondering if ΩΠμ of what I am writing (“... and publishing for ABBOZ!!!”) conveys any valid, meaningful content whatsoever, Thou Art in exceptionally good company, i.e. #MeToo; and there are certainly easier ways to show me their power — L.E.O. IN FORCE•(mental)•åÏÏ 🅿️⭕VV(HER) —and that's cool. Hopefully nobody ĪRL just got grabbed (“... or shot!”) in the pussy. (Strangulation standards.) We don't want to just rip the Band®ÅĪd™D←brand-off brand here  Not right now. Not on my watch. And not with Ⓜ️μ ī Tyme.

Ī am clear: that .•Ε. like that sh¡t. N‘est-çe pas? Cool. Very c∞l. Good talk.

G∞d Mdž. (Add Ω.) Adieu.

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Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5mwJ
« on: December 02, 2025, 07:41:22 PM »
I love my job. NGL.

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Radio & Podcasts / 5mwJ — 02Dec2025 — MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
« on: December 02, 2025, 11:20:05 AM »
https://youtube.com/shorts/pJLX5ZBB7K4?si=_mfzDGs5WcVprJ_J


It's not a hate-based thing. You think you're doing me a favor, I am sure. Because, after all ... why shouldn't I be deep-throating an erect, throbbing male penis every chance I can possibly get? After all, no doubt that seems like an elementary idea to you, at this point, most likely.

Here's why:

#1) I'm saving myself for someone special.
#2) I'd be surprised if you had left any for anyone at all, and I would hate to be a one to inadvertently sabotage your career goals.
#3) I'm not gay, and neither are you.
#4) I feel better knowing that you've got that area covered effectively.
#5) I'm okay with waiting for you to learn how to grow, like, at all. Why not grow an erect penis? Maybe it'll be like Pinocchio, and it'll get bigger every time you tell a lie.

I don't mean for this to come off too viciously, but I'd like to point out that line to clergy brings with a special consequences. And if you've ever told me the truth about anything, I'm going to tell you the truth. Now, I don't know what the fuck it was ever or anything about.


You blame me. I love you. We are not the same. Except in one respect:

We're both pretty shy about how completely slutty we are for each other, and how can I ever blame you for being unable to resist the temptations of time? It's not like you have any sort of discipline or strength of character or dedication of will. Also, you're and incorrigible dopeslave and insatiable slut for sex. No shame in it.

Especially where you think you see it differently. But that's not shame. That's regret.

Choices have consequences. They are rarely this special.

If only you knew... how simple your redemption could be. Please do me a favor and avoid considering suicide. There are lots of options that are far less harmful and definitely less contemptuous of The Divine. God loves you, and so do I.

I won't be letting you know if I ever get orders otherwise, but I guess you know what to wish for. I don't really know though. And have anybody ever wondered how a person could to a situation where they were? Looking forward to being choked out at max apex ejaculatory orgasm by their love partner, I sure can get it now.

“He has a knife. He pulled it on me and threatened me with it inside my home.” Was this really your number one game plan? Holy Jesus Christ. You must not really feel like I enjoy being treated with respect, which makes sense since you probably don't even know what that feels like.

Bottom line is you don't really want to do anything except exploit me and grind me into a contentious pile of worthless sick, because that's what you were groomed to do. I like to fuck my brains out, and you think that makes me some sort of degenerate loser. Fair. That's a fair opinion to have. So, why still want a baby out of me?

It's because I think at this point, you don't know what else to do so, and you do really want it, he just don't want to admit it. I know how that felt. That's why I called the police. Technically I lied to them too.

You were using attraction magick to take advantage of me, And you've called 911 and lied about me, and you've done these things even though it would be far simpler to just whisper my iron. Tell me what you really want
But apparently that's just too far for you to go. HOW FUCKED UP YOU ARE!!!

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CHILD GROOMING. Thanks for helping me display this to the world. There will be those who will understand, and there will be those who will never understand.

But there will never be anybody who mistakes me as a stalking and abusive person, you called me, you pursued me, and 30 years later you're still can't fucking figure it out. Wow! They sure grow them tough in California. I wonder that you've never compromised your principles.

For me. Let me guess: all I got to do is get a key of coca, and you're down, eh? Eh? Maybe we could freebase it with a F®esca™? Well I guess we won't know.

You are busy, hoping I feel bad. I am bad, hoping you feel Bezzy. How wonderful it is. You have such wonderful characters on your care team. Clearly they really care about your health. (I'll probably sue the fuck out of them too. What a bunch of fucking douchebags. Satanic ritual abuse networks are absurd.. And they give you what and they help you how? And you can't get a second opinion why? And you think you know anything about what's best for you at this point? Maybe not. Probably just kind of stubborn. Well, maybe you should keep a journal, watch that wait and keep that firm body, someone will get around to letting you experience joy of life again. Except you never really have. Instead, it's just been guilty shame and always a pale imitation. Wow, what's that like?

Less embarrassing than being my cockslut I guess, of course you don't really know what that's like either. Who the fuck groomed you, Mr. Magoo? What a goddam tragedy. For you.

Be of good cheer: perhaps someday when the smoke settles and the dust clears, you'll figure out that all you got to do is sue the right person and say the right things and you'll get shit loads of money, then you can go get actual health care, and you can lead normal life. It wouldn't even be that difficult, you're not really that far away from it.

But I suppose you'd wanted to have it a secret. I guess it is. Really only I remember, and I guess you wiped it out of your mind, and I don't suppose you want to remember it again. Ironically, it wouldn't even be like that, because I would be pretty nice.

Naturally none of this something you can trust. Because with no coca, I am less sexy to you than a case of Ebola

I guess whoever programmed you really wanted you to feel bad a lot. That's too bad. I don't know when I'll be able to get permission to deal with that, but it's religiously simple thing for me to deal with. All it takes is permission.

Biscuits I have is that your brother would prefer that he keeps on fucking you while you can't remember and doesn't want to risk getting my bio weapon, and then he thinks I'm a nigger and that you're his property, it's weird how you biogenetic supremacist freaks think. Thanks for putting yourself into such debt. Holy shit.

3 days, $800, and... Naturally, I would go to prison at the end. That's the part you always leave out. It's always going to be a one shot and then you're going to die and I'm going to go to jail and then you're going to torture me in custody, because... Well that does sound like pretty gratifying thing for you since you've gone to custody. How many fucking times? Maybe that's because you deserve to be there.

I guess it is nicer than telling me the truth. Wow! You must be really slutty for me, and that must be such a terrible thing for you to do since you're so great and I'm so sworthy and evil. Seriously you need a real psychologist.

Maybe they've all heard of you and they already for something
 I really don't know. But it would seem to me that you've ran out of all your friends. I wonder if that's because you turned them in, or you refused to fuck them? Fuck, I have no idea. Now then.

I guess I'll go back to dinner with that other girl and you can stab yourself in the liver with the sharpened spork or something. Let's hope that the broomstream musical court does something besides waste everybody's time, because this sure isn't a fair outcome for you. Then again, it's not that fair for me either.

Of course, you don't really care about me. Because you're a covert narcissist. You just can't bring yourself to trust me. That's why you want me to unexpectedly surprise burst out of the closet and rape you. I guess you really don't want to risk feeling guilty about feeling good about it.

Girl, you have a condition. And the only prescription is to bend the knee and surrender to God. Because it'll be a cold day in hell before I risk myself and rape you, since you already did fucking bring a camera and complain about it and then get all pissy when you discovered that that wouldn't be admissible, and like I guess it's not good enough for you unless I get arrested? What the fuck!

🤔 This is quite the challenge. I'll see what I can do. In the meantime: I'm going to ask Thomas and David which one of him was and then see what they want me to do, because I guess they feel kind of bad that they lost their friend who had the opportunity to tell me the truth, and then instead acted like I was an asshole who done does nothing wrong and deserved to suffer. Because how dare I hurt that poor girl? Why did I go to a strip club with a bunch of company operatives? Why did I get let in when the age was 16 and I was 15 and 1/2? Why did I have sex with somebody else?

BECAUSE SHE FUCKING WANTED TO. You can't even be bothered to Ask your guardian angels for help or explain any goddamn thing that I ask. Like just exactly who do you think you are? I mean sure you're important. Maybe you should act that way.

And, Very important: my dick has still been never near your ass, And whatever drug do you need to get your shit together, I don't know what it is. And no one will give it to you. And all you could do is get me an empty tube and hope that I was a crime myself in order to help you keep from having to admit that you're afraid of going to prison. Meanwhile, you've been living in hell for 30 years just to avoid admit the truth to yourself.

NGL: this shit makes what happened to Tantalus or Prometheus seem pretty tame. And all this time I've still never had any coca at all, let alone shared from you, so apparently I have to do everything and then you do.. what?

Make a bunch of ooh noises and then call the Feds and then kill yourself. That does sound like a very Californian thing. Now here's Doug with the weather.

Cloudy. With a chance of hanging me from a tree as soon as possible. Since you might as well blame me for all this. Especially since I think it's pretty fucking funny.

I don't know how you scared. Allison, but she was nice to me and she wasn't that bad, and ... Well I guess you really are undercover, and by the way: use a traction magic on a teenager who is date raped by police at 15 and 1/2, it's pretty much stalking and felony re-traumatization. I guess that's kind of your thing huh?

Just about All That remains is for you to find out who gave you the dose, and told you not to have one for me, and then I still have no idea what makes you think I need to be sober and you get to be high, but it's really just fucking insulting to me. Why don't I get to have fun? You want me to know that to see you that I like and not some drug, because you want to make sure that I really do like you, and I'm not just pretending. I'd ask how somebody could ever get this insecure but I think I know.

We are Shorecrest. And some of us are exceedingly good at it. And you must have made a shitload of money before they allowed you to be ejected from the game. You must have lied to a bunch of people and ripped them off and thought you got away.

Consequences are are Eternal, diamonds are forever, and what the fuck are you thinking? At least I know now.


“hurry up and rape me you stupid nigger.” Yeah this is about as fast as I go... Because I'm savoring the experience not rushing to get over with. Pretty much seems like you just want to get out of your body and run away from the planet, well, I can understand that. That would be fair. Because your experience is that what happens to people who rape minor children and think it's fucking cool.

Don't do that. Obviously it's not good. God says so. And... I did. And you got mad that you enjoyed it and then further mad that you had no actual intelligence and then I found out that you're married too. My friend from kindergarten and, holy fuck, you're like a whole team of fucking assholes. You must really hate The Magyar.

ERGO: You become ABBOJUUL, the vampire kitty. And as I said I don't have to have sex with you, I just like it.

And you've never had it but you know you hate that you want it. Instead you want money. Not sure how that helps.

Neither are ewe. But still, locked in with no way out. I wonder who's going to break you out of the cycle?

You probably insist on someone without a dick at all. I imagine that would have seemed like a simple solution.

To a thief. After all, if you don't like the dick you can just slice it off and get a new one! Oh, bother.

Whoever gave you the LSD 25 without the other stuff really did you a bad deal. Maybe you can tell your court handler who it was, cuz I don't need to know, you. Just need to know that that's your enemy, and I guess I can fuck you both of you want. #psychically. Or maybe I'll hire some strangers. I don't really care
I have actual fun things to do.

You have what you have. And it's a big secret too, ooh, and no one can know that you're a time traveler, huh? Except you're not.

You ride the carousel. I ride the lightning. We are not the same. Tell those fucktard morons that sound behavioral, that they are the worst fucking doctors in the whole fucking world. Because they have fucked you a badly and now they've pissed me off.

And if you had any sense in the world, we would have been able to sue them and get paid by now and you'd have all kinds of money, but oh no, you'd have to admit that you liked my cock
Well I guess that's a fick and fate worse than death.


THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LESBEAUX PHILOSOPHY. Smooth move, soldier. I guess going AWOL and stealing fuck chems from the armory and selling them is something the Army punishes pretty heavily. Good. That's my country's drugs, not yours. You don't really understand what you're entitled to, clearly.

You don't have to. You get to follow orders. That's what you fucking get to do. And I'm not the boss of you.

My suggestion would be to fucking beg them to let me buy you. 10 bucks. Cash money. I'll take you off his hands. Take it or leave it.

You get the rest. Seems like the deal you had before except I guess they didn't have a dick or respect for you or charisma. Also you weren't there the first time, that was somebody else taking you planning your place, I can see why you're having problems. You kids were experimenting with powers you don't understand.

“ promise me you'll never suck his dick! He put it in his stripper's ass!” except I didn't.

Somebody really hated you. I don't. I wish either the very best of success in whatever the fuck it is you're doing. But if you're trying to find me out to be a criminal and bust me, you're going to be having a hard fucking time cuz I didn't break any laws, and your friends who greamed you fucking broke the law. So why don't you break your friends and celebrate with my dick? O right because you hate dick.

My advice to you would be the next time you fuck around with time travel and stolen. Fuck Kim's and lying to minor children and trying to take advantage of them to get a free baby and get away with it, would be to fucking not do that. Your groomer has fucked you over. Probably by accident. Because, why don't I just look past all this and go for the gusto?


Well because I did and then you ran off and your secret husband showed up, and then another time I went to sleep and I woke up in a fucking prosecutor from the shitbag Hall of Justice of Cowlitz County was in your body trying to fucking bust me. THIS IS THE SHIT THE FUCKING ASSHOLE DEA DOES. The CSA of 1974 is vile.

So, here we are. Have fun storming the castle! And I remember you thinking about me and being mad at me that I didn't do what they were doing, except I wanted to, but you didn't tell me the truth, and rather than bring me drugs you asked me where I could get you a gun and you're trying to slit your wrists with a pen knife.

30 years of your doctor visits and they can't fucking figure out how to help you? So they give you drugs to fall asleep and they let you live with a guy who uses your body and abuses you by manipulating your money. Oh I can see why your brother doesn't like me, I guess I made it impossible for him to use you to get money out of in some people. Good. He made it impossible for me to remember something I really liked.

You. Before you were stolen, replaced by a blank empty soulless vessel. Well, at least that mystery is solved.

I guess Allison will decide what to do with you from now on. Whenever she gets around to it. Don't hold your breath

You're new owner doesn't smell that bad, does he? Course he's worse than me but...

I'm fat with a small dick, I guess you just can't stand it, and it's supposed to be something I fix. Well, at least you know what you like.

So do I: epic tales of High adventure end with a profound moral and a happy ending. I can't wait to fap over this! Which reminds me: I have one cock pill left, and your asshole boyfriend broken in my house and tore my house power and stole the rest.

Because he didn't want me to have fun with you. Where is he now? I bet you miss him more than me. Well good news: he's your new owner.

And you killed him in the past life and sold him out to the DEA for vampiric power. He might be carrying a grudge. Like why would you do that? ASUKA!!! (Christian youth camp. You could have told the truth. Instead you contrive some bullshit and then showed up and was a real asshole. And the only possible reason... Was to feel like you had gotten revenge for something I had done.


AND ALL OF YOU ABUSED ME FIRST. Once again holy shit grooming is stupid. I don't think you were born that way.

I think you crawled out of the cloning vat that way. I may never know. Now if you'll excuse me when I find a willing partner and a bunch of needles and about 6 months to kill. Enjoy, Baby.

You wanted me to suffer. I wanted you to feel ecstatic bliss. Well maybe sitting on a couch watching TV and not having to suck dick is going to be ecstatic for you. I don't know.

Send Shakena Godbolt my love. That's my kind of woman car because she sure as fuck hates white girls, almost as much as she hates me! Since I'm screwing her far worse than you're being screwed by her.

All right, that's as far as I need to get. And I guess Bo didn't like you either, since he really pissed me off and showed up with drugs I didn't want. And you freshly fucked and ambushed and not at all informed
 Jesus these guys just fucking love to push me around to keep me in the dark.

Satanism sure, sounds like a fucking fun day at the beach. GOD WINS. My advice for you is to start pounding Adafinil. It's legal. It's cheap. It'll keep you awake all night and then maybe you'll fucking figure out what the fucking do, and the shit that the doctors are giving you is killing you.

Wow! You don't think you're a witness to something that I want to remove you from the world today? Yeah, they actually do. That's why you're being slowly eliminated, because somebody doesn't want you to be able to testify, and they want you to suffer and die without any happiness.

Okay well that must be military business, I guess it's out of my hands. Maybe you shouldn't steal things.

And maybe you should have told me what you wanted instead of fucking casting magic on me and asking for a gun and threatening suicide instead of just fucking telling me to fucking fuck you. Like holy fucking shit. Literally this should be fixed in about 5 minutes with a hypnotic trance. Someone sure wants you kept on lockdown, that's for sure.

Probably was your partner for the acid you assayed. Since it used to be the unauthorized production of lsd25 was extraordinarily punished very harshly. Since if you could do that and you're too stupid to fucking do it right, probably duty a lot of time in prison. That way I could figure out a way to show up for a conjugal visit and then
... Just sit there and look at you and whine about “why do you want to have sex all the time,” as if that's something bad.

Your program yourself to say things out loud on tape that make a sound like you don't like sex but inside you do and then you don't know what to say because your worrying's all messed up and if you think I'm going to fucking figure this all out for you in person, and then end up getting reported, and then give you money too and then I have to go get the drug and then do everything else on top of that... Sweetie, you don't need a lover. You need an Inspector Gadget decoder wheel.

The lesbian matriarch of your your sleeper cell is the real stupid cold. Evil mental dominatrixie was undoubtedly jealous of your gigantic bazooms.

QUOT ERAT DEMONSTRATUM: THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF TOTELEZZ INTELLECTUAL COGNITION.

YEAH YOU WERE BORN THAT WAY. Completely unable to get anything accomplished and literally unable to do anything except suffer and die for Satan, unable to be helping anybody except somebody who really understood you and would be willing to take risks and therefore would be on the side of God and then you couldn't possibly service that person, so you would burn their book and believe they were lying and then run off to California and sell drugs.

Who else would threat the suicide rather than just fucking whisper a goddam true statement? Get me meth, we can fuck, I never said that, you pulled a knife on me in my house, like literally, holy fuck.

I hope this helps you. It hasn't really helped my dick but then again, neither have you.

Brilliant work, Raytheon. No wonder they had to change your fucking name. I guess it was completely unacceptable to have any heterosexual pleasure at all?

Company policy.

p.s.:. I guess Kathy was really mad. Maybe she can put a bunny in your boiler while I hang out with Carrie. And I mean hang out. All right, that's all I got.

I'm like Ace Ventura. I'm a twat detective. Fuck yeah, I want a cool job. Meanwhile you want money, bath bombs, and someone to kill you, kill you just get you out of the world. Wonder why you keep coming back?


Because I'm worth it. Also: you're an empty shell for Kirsten's tulpæ. She probably does not want to get my spooge on her precious kimono. Or, wake up to find her magic ring, stolen, cuz that's my goddamn enchanted black sapphire, and she verified it, I think I would hire somebody to steal it off her while she was sleeping.

Especially if I knew she was terrified of that happening. I can cancel the enchantment from here.

I can also forget all about you. And when I asked you if you would have sex with me and you said no, what I was really asking you was why the fuck is anybody telling me what fucking disease you fuckers gave me. Because you fucking knew.

And you refuse to acknowledge issue while looking at me like I was total bastard, and I was the one that would have been tradffixked and raped. Course. I'm a stinky man though so I deserved it. I'm supposed to service you my queen? Right because of even because God hates women and I'm on God's side so you might as well. Just shoot me huh?

The absolute state of Californian cope. Good night dear.

Buy a Sybian. Has an added bonus when you're done sitting on it, you can take a bath and throw it in there with you to ease your suffering. Seriously, I got nothing else. How bad would it be to be a slut for my cock? Oh yeah you were told to don't do that or you'd be killed by the guy who broke into my house and stole my cock pills.

I was never that mad at you. And you were never going to accuse me of rape. Until you did the day after or first date on the phone, like you don't even fucking acknowledge that that happened. Like it didn't even matter to you. There's that covert narcissism we talked about. Hey can you give me cash app?

Probably since you're worth fucking millions of dollars, since you stole a shitload. Zut alors!

Imagine if money could buy happiness. Do you even think about what makes you happy about it? It's because you're thinking you're taking something from me and denying me pleasure and succeeding you outsmarting me. You're sure ahead of the game alright.


Now realize this: you've never actually had the real genuine article. And no one will ever help you, except for me. Let that sink in. Because everyone has tried winds up turning you into a blender and then you have to be in the psych ward. And I guess after three tries they've given up on trying, but they've still never let me try.

And! Still! You can't fucking tell me the truth ABOUT ANYTHING. 🤔 Have you ever seen Boxing Helena?


She's literally exactly you. Cool. Good talk. Don't take any wooden nickels. And maybe stop being an arrogant or racist teetotling snob. Certainly couldn't hurt. And if your magic is this powerful, you probably should have fucking taught me something besides how to read you like a book. Hey, here's an idea: turn the dog into Fabio, and let me have his money. I'll bring it back, after I show it to a real woman and tell her that at her breasts are to small to be paid. Then I guess I'll the show the bills in your mouth and just turn you over and rail you up and then leave and walk into prison? You drive a hard bargain.

Just get Wonder Woman with a strap-on. Let us all just get out of this cycle. Just as soon as Allison feels like you suffered enough, because you fucking set her up and you fucking ruining my life ar with here for nothing... Which allowed her to be abducted by assholes from Texas, that's how you were used, and she's still gone and you want... what? A business deal? There it's no fucking way. I'm going to let you help me form a corporate structure. I bet you do it just the way you did it before, and then you would just steal it.

And that's why Allison hates you, and that's why I don't know where the corporate structure is, because you still like and you're using it and you don't want to give it to me. Up so that's probably why you were trafficking to somebody who stole that in you and doesn't want to give it to me, since why would he?

I haven't asked. When I do, he gives it up or he goes to prison, until then I don't give a fuck what you do. Just give you like $80,000 worth of free therapy. Right? I need a job sure. Now I'm going to become an apprentice substance abuse counselor, and you're going to wait for a thief to stop fucking you, or for me to remember that you're just sitting there alone and you never thought of me as anything other than somebody you had to punish and put in prison.

I'm going to find Carrie and see what she tells me to do. Maybe we can sell you to a convent, and then buy a lot of bath bombs. IDGAF. I really just want to know what the fuck you were doing, and if this is anything close to reality, well... You have no idea what you're missing. But you're convinced you don't want it with me. After all, I might give you the disease that makes me immune to herpes. (You have HPV. It's different. I I'm immune to that too. Oh my god did I just refill Private healthcare information? Fuck shit you better motherfucking... Sue me. Actually I'm kidding you don't have that. I don't know what you have. Besides too much time on your hands.

I can see why no one else likes you. Call me when your problems are serious. And I'm going to have sex with the wife or the cop who keeps guarding you. For sure. Maybe he's your husband now. I don't care. The other one actually likes me. You never liked me.

You like that you thought you could take advantage of me. I guess it's not funny if you just asked, because then it's not rape? Seriously you have the worst doctors ever. All three of us could sue, you should just tell me where your medical records are, and then... I don't know. Would you steal from me and then kill yourself or would I take get all your money when you killed yourself when I still didn't get sex and then left with all the money?? I have no idea if it's close to real but this is a really boring fantasy.

Sounds like a good thing you have car and drugs and sex, because unlike me, you've clearly earned them. By abusing me. Because I'm a degenerate nigger and I am inferior to you. These are your words.

Programmed into you by Australian baby rapers. Okay. Maybe you should get some weed, look for a strain named Terry Schiavo. I love you. I'm going to go to your funeral and see which women show up, and then seduce them all, odds pretty good at least one of them will not be allergic to penis. The grill at the Chinese restaurant is an assassin and hates me. I remember the other one. Oh yeah the bar, she was cool. I think I'll show her this post and then see if she wants to date. I bet you're hoping that we'll plot to suffocate you and take your money, because you can't figure out any other way to die, huh? Well, it's good to know that you don't want me at all and would rather die, always a pleasure to know.

I guess this is how they make qualified drug mules, because clearly no one's going to come rescue you, and I bet they can put a whole bunch of nanotech in those boobs. So there you go again: you're a slave to drug traffickers and you know get sex. You just get to get high on coca and left alone. Okay well... I need something to be friends with my penis. Don't get jealous.

Just get effective. (If you ever wish me to see me again, don't say so on the phone because some people overhear it and then they will reprogram you and turn you into somebody who hates me. Welcome to human sex trafficking in the modern world.) Now I must fap. My fantasy as I move into somebody's house and they fuck me and you never find me. Because you are obviously a sleeper agent who's ready to kill me in my sleep. Like what else do you do? YOU DON'T EVEN PRAY OR FEEL REMORSE FOR WASTING MY TIME. SO WHY EVEN USE THE ATTRACTION MAGICK?

So I don't notice that you only wanting to kill me and give my money to someone else? Must be Allison.

It must have been you and she who put her brother in prison. Makes sense now. Hey, here's an idea: Go to prison. Fuck, it might be an upgrade for you. Like why did you even move to Washington? Or did you let your brother rape you and then didn't want to explain that you were too high on drugs. I guess that would be embarrassing. Thank you for these story ideas. I'll use them and never pay you with anything but my dick. Your story, my money. That seems fair. For me. I don't know what is fair for you. “You really raped me!” You consented, and then still haven't told me the truth about being on drugs. This would make sense if you and your partner had made them, so really raped me. And have continued to exploit me for years. Take my advice: give up on stealing. You already stole my fantasy.

Psychiatry has stolen your life. Maybe you should just swallow money, as I can't swallow this bullshit.

Adieu.

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This one's hot off the press:

Quote from: >KUCZI, MICHAEL CLIFFORD
Well, let's all just relax and be grateful that I'm not paging through the White pages looking for people named Sarah Connor and Matthew Shepard. Welcome to hyperbole zone, sector 11.

Can you call (PROT-Dingbat_Alpha_Prime)'s commanding officer and ask for permission to talk to me, or does he have her wrapped up like a mummy and locked into a sarcophagus that's orbiting the moon? Cuz you know I haven't talked to her in four (4) years ever since I walked into an ambush and saved her life, I would like to ACTUALLY TALK TO THE WOMAN. We don't think she's going to melt down, do we? Like is there some problem? Do I need to be completely left alone for another four (4) years? I'm not exactly sure why I have been other than I guess some people wanted to make me kill myself out of grief.

Fortunately, I'm doing pretty good — #🅿️sychically — and we're all really grateful for that, and also I'm happy that I don't have a lawyer that I have to explain all this to that represents me, because I never want to fucking see this case go to trial in any way because I don't want to have to testify in open court as to how embarrassed I am at my military’s government (ATTN PETE HEGSETH: Will you give me back one of my vehicles if promise to suck your dick a little? Thanks warriorbro! Hey man, nice shot!) and how proud I am of Mr. (PROT-lawyerbro), possibly the greatest elder trust law professional I've ever heard of. Your area of expertise is fascinating. I especially like the way that it's completely opaque to me, whether or not these people were deliberately taking the piss in order to make it easy to do this, or whether that they were all so fantastically stupid as to think that pissing me off deliberately and taking all my stuff and having sex with my girlfriends in front of me while mocking me and denying the Christ was a good idea. Like, what, was I supposed to be intimidated? It just made me thirsty for bloooooood. (Standards.) I'm thinking cry for help, because.. I don't know how long this kind of thing has been going on down here but it does seem to have been kind of corrupt for a while, and while I would have been happy to have dealt with this on day one (1), I can see that after four (4) years... Well I've given up on waiting for an apology from the Hall of Justice of Cowlitz County, and I think I'm pretty fucking far past being helped by an ersatz apology from a bunch of wank job race and dope bigots living in luxury while pretending they're in charge of anything legal at all. Hey, so did I get dismissed with or without prejudice? They didn't seem to want to tell me when they were snarling at me last time I saw them and then after that my house was ransacked nine times in a row by some home invasion strike team hired by an unknown party and then the leader of that strike party came back to my house a few months ago and moved himself in. Made himself real comfy. Yeah I guess that's how they do it here. I am of course thoroughly impressed. He even has the demeanor. He probably has jurisdiction. He obviously has cojones.

But, does he have the mandate of Heaven, or is he just being blackmailed into being a huge douchebag by some thuggy-piggy white supremacist guild? Like I just can't be certain about what I'm supposed to feel about the whole thing. Like one of those stereoscopic 3D paintings that you got to squint of your eyes to figure out, am I supposed to be impressed or saddened? Is it an amazing performance by a retard of the Special Legal Olympics or is it some sort of one-off never to be repeated again performance of a whole bunch of retards doing The Nutcracker Suite while pretending to be legal professionals? Like I'm just... perplexed. Is this because I forgot the secret handshake? Well, I never knew one. I shouldn't have had to. And someone should have considered the possibility by now that I was probably a poor choice of harvest target. Does anyone have any idea whose idea that was, or is that something that's going to be kept confidential because it it would reveal ways and means or instantly make somebody guilty or violate somebody's rights or make somebody stab themselves in the head with a pair of pinking shears? I guess that's kind of a complicated question at this stage of the Revelation, but if you forgive me, I have had some spare time over the last four (4) fucking years to think it over. Since I actually can think, and I enjoy it, and never in my life, I've ever been less afraid of anybody than I am of these people. wew lads.

NGL: I miss my enchanted frog pond. It was fun to talk to the frogs. There are now far less of them. They were denied their habitat when thugs came into my house and vandalized the pond, so somebody start figuring out how much it costs to make a new enchanted frog pond. And then I want to bill this godforsaken city for three (3) times that price, because now I want threeve (3-5) enchanted frog ponds, just in case two (2) more roving bands of thugs come to fuck up my shit again, seems to be a common occurrence down here. And even if it's not, I'm going to drain your goddam city treasury dry. Just for spite, hillbilly buckfucker boys. Just building frog ponds. What do you think about them apples? That doesn't sound like rabble rousing or sedition. Does it? Fuck, who am I asking, I retract the question, maybe I'll bring it up at Council later or at the round table, or tie a note to a brick and then throw it through the mayor's bay window if I ever find out where the fuck he or she or īT lives or if he ever has the balls to give me a call on the phone and say “sorry we fucked up your life and killed your wife. Oh, and by the way your other friend died accidentally when something happened mysteriously that never happened before” it was called: “What do you mean you can overdose from that? Why don't you just resurrect her?” Well I didn't know her fucking name or even that she was here. Since instead of coming to my house to say hello, she got trafficked into whatever the fuck it is you do with people down here you want to get rid of. Any of all y'all getting the picture here? MASSIVE CIVIL AND CRIMINAL LIABILITY, AND I THINK FOUR (4) YEARS WAS ENOUGH TIME TO GIVE YOU GRACE., BUT INSTEAD OF TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THAT, YOU KEPT ON TRYING TO KILL ME AND KEPT ON STEALING MY SHIT AND THEN INVADED MY HOME AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN; WITHOUT BEING AT ALL POLITE ABOUT IT. THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE DOWN HERE? OH, RIGHT SATAN WORSHIP. SILLY ME. Please go about your business. Looks good on you. BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPERSTITIOUS PEASANTRY, TOWN ELDERS! Gosh!

And I won't breathe a word about what I know about it. (Also, you're a genius, and probably underpaid, and how much would it take for me to hire out a hit on Michael Vranizan? He's kind of an old fucker, can I get him to be run down by a snow blower and make it look like an accident? Because oops, I forgot to talk to you for a year and a half while I was busy conspiring with White Power Bill to deny your civil rights, b∞∞∞μ. Oh yeah and I didn't know about the $86 billion in gold. Just forgot to tell you about that. And of course I went along with the civil asset forfeiture, and why? Yes I do believe the DEA gets to use drugs to fucking juice up teenage girls into fucking drugslavery but little Michael Kuczi can't get high ON THE SAME SHIT FUCKING EVERYONE ELSE DOES ALL THE GODDAM TIME and fucking talk about movie reviews because I'm a fucking smelly Hungarian asshole right? But a bunch of snobs from Kitsap Peninsula and Whidbey Island, they could do whatever the fuck they want is that it? By the way, my cousin told me that I was a drug addict (weed, too; he actually seemed to be serious when he said this, what a fucking Boomer) and insulted me in front of a bunch of people on telegram and then disappeared. Sounded like he was possessed by a demon, does he get to have more of my money or can I have some of his? Just kind of curious. Maybe when I buy a 9th vehicle I'll get two fucking Cadillacs and park one in his goddam living room. Or is it my living room? OR just some Conservator from Bellgab with a false Power Of Attorney get to claim a house by now? At this point as long as they have tits, they can have a house, IMHO. All y'all can always go after me in the civil courts. Wear one of those powdered wigs, I think those look hot, I'm going to grab it and slap your asset with it while I open your third brown eye during my victory speech after I win... whatever it's going to be called, probably. You'll have to make up some new words for it because I doubt anybody's ever taking your ass to the cleaners like I'm going to in this part of the world. SINCE I GUESS HE'S USUALLY JUST MURDER PEOPLE. HUZZAH! Honest goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn, goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn hands and knees after I hobble him like Annie Wilkes did in Misery. WHAMMO! Sledgehammer to the ankle! Have some CBG, ooh, unless it'll ruin one's Federal clearance. Which is so important, in case somebody wants to travel the world for a dozen years pretending to be married to me and buying houses and flipping shit while carrying a stolen Black Sapphire, oh and by the way Kirsten: No hard feelings but you really pissed me off. Reap the whirlwind. Also you owe me $63.9 million dollars in USD fiat currency, you skinny twink rockhound junky bitch. Because I'm assuming you suckled those children you claim are yours, fuck why not? I'll believe anything at this point, except that you couldn't have seen this coming. Like what the fuck? Maybe I really am the Jewish Antichrist! Cool. I'll turn you into a platypus later, you lying scheming bigoted teetotaling shitsplats shiksa-titted h∞r.

Anyway, I'm going to go buy an ounce of weed (BECAUSE OF COURSE NO ONE WILL DELIVER, I GUESS I'LL JUST WALK OR HIRE A FUCKING CAB BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE SEVEN (7) FUCKING VEHICLES OR ANYBODY WITH ANY GODDAM BALLS TO COME PICK ME UP, GO FIGURE IT MUST BE BECAUSE I SO SMELL BAD? OR IS IT BECAUSE I'M THE JEWISH ANTICHRIST? OR IS IT BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SPROUT HORNS AND RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER FROM THE FUCKING DRIVER SEAT OR IS IT JUST THAT YOU DON'T TRUST ME NOT TO START PUMMELING YOU IN THE FACE THE WAY IT USUALLY HAPPENS? BECAUSE I'M KIND OF SURPRISED THAT EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE BUT ONLY I GET TO ACTUALLY FUCKING SIT AROUND AND BE BLAMED FOR IT. OR SOMETHING. GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE. HEY QUICK QUESTION, IS IT STILL A HATE CRIME IF EVERYBODY IS JUST FUCKING STUPID, OR DO THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TO MEET A MINIMUM INTELLIGENCE STANDARD TO COUNT AS BEING HATEFUL? LIKE WHAT IF YOU'RE JUST CASUALLY STUPID ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS? IS THAT STILL A HATE CRIME? I WOULDN'T KNOW I'VE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS BEFORE, THAT'S WHY I HAVE FEDS FOR THAT. BY THE WAY THANKS GUYS! SEMPER FĪDELÎS!) and then I'm going to think things over and then hopefully I'll be more rational later on. (ONLY 24 MORE FOXHOLE DIGGING DAYS UNTIL AMBUSH DAY! IT'S THE MOST STRATEGICALLY IMPORTANT DAY OF THE YEAR! EVERYBODY REMEMBER NOT TO MOCK THE CHRIST THIS TIME, OKAY?) But as I've been unlawfully imprisoned for four (4) years in a state of incommunicado while my civil rights have been conspired to be denied to me by a bunch of racist pig fucks while living on top of a pile of old gold ore mining tailings that are worth an estimated $86 billion, and then nobody told me this while trying to kill me for four (4) years, I'm feeling a little dazed. Not real confused though. Everybody remembered the Alamo, right? WELL NOW YOU CAN REMEMBER MAL•>KUCZI•DICK!) I'm glad it's not any worse than it could be, oh, by the way, where's (PROT-Dingbat_Alpha_Prime) living? Is she in Texas or is she dead and we have to talk to her through a spirit box? Oh I suppose that's classified. And of course I really want to know because I want to send her a letter bomb, right? Actually no I kind of just want to find out if I can hop a slow-moving freight train and get there, or if I should just wait until somebody sends in Delta Force, or like whatever. (Good thing she has been brainwashed to believe she's an entirely different person and then has not been set up to be living with BEAU RADACH up on the hill on Tower Road and sucking his dick every night believing that he's me, good thing that's not happening because that would be a real fucking war crime wouldn't it? Ashley wouldn't be it'd probably be just as hers, but that's not really the point. What is it with this BEAU RADACH guy, And is it like in charge like Colonel Kurtz or is he just some random dude just pretending to be in charge and has enough warlock power to back it up, because I'm not going to go chase after him, because he's fucking batshit crazy insane, obviously. (YEAH IT'S NOT A WARCRIME. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I SAID SO. NOW FIX MY FUCKING WELLHOUSE AND ROLL AROUND IN THE CLAYMORES AFTER YOU'RE DONE, I WANT TO SEE YOUR BODY EXPLODE AND YOUR GIBBETS OF RAW, BLOODY FLESH RAIN DOWN ALL OVER MY TERRITORY, I WANT TO PRACTICE NECROMANCY TOO! YOU MAKE RAISING THE DEAD WHILE MOCKING THE CHRIST LOOK LIKE SO MUCH FUN!) And what do you know, the guy who had me involuntarily committed looked just like him. Guy sure gets around. I bet he's a real solid provider, some chick should marry him and then slice his balls off. TLS can use them for cat toys. Since I think she's going to get some more pussy. Call it a hunch. Also: hey Kirsten. Nice opal. WHAT MARVELOUS TECHNOLOGY YOU HAVE, YOU MATRIARCH OF MENDACITY! DOES IT WORK ON THE GOLEM YOU CALL A HUSBAND, BECAUSE IF SO, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO MARRY HIM AND THEN I'LL TAKE ALL HIS WIVES AND THEN YOU CAN ALL JUST FUCKING ROT IN JEW FUCKING HELL. (Just a suggestion!) Just because I'm never going to throw you an oven doesn't mean I'm a soft pushover, you won't be huge, you want me large and you lied to me and you made a whole bunch of fucking errors and I guess you didn't think you'd ever could call to account, well this is your fucking lucky day. START WRITING CHECKS, MONEYTITS!!! MAKE IT FUCKING RAIN. BECAUSE HER NAME WAS JEWEL, AND YOU OWE GRAPEFRüīT7 ∆LPH∆ PRIME AN APOLOGY, AND I'D PUT A LITTLE MUSTARD ON IT AND AND BE PREPARED TO PERFORM IT IN IN INTERPRETIVE DANCE IF I WERE YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT NAKED UNDER A KIMONO AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO STRIP THE KIMONO OFF OF YOU AND SET IT ON FIRE AND THEN YOU CAN GET THE BATHTUB FILLED WITH PROTO SOUP, AND THEN JUMP RIGHT OUT AGAIN AND THAT'S AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE GOING TO GET TO BE PUNISHED, BECAUSE I REALLY JUST WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR TITS AND THEN TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE STILL UGLY, AND THEN MAKE REAL SOUP OUT OF A REAL INGREDIENT. LIKE THAT WHORE YOU CALL A MOTHER. EXCEPT, WHO WAS THAT AGAIN? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FRAUD YOU COMMITTED WITH ME, FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON OTHER THAN TO GET YOUR ROCKS OFF AND TO PRETEND THAT YOU WERE GETTING VENGEANCE FOR SOMETHING I DID TO SOMEONE WHO CLAIMED THAT I DID THINGS I DIDN'T DO, BUT WHO ACTUALLY TRIED TO ABUSE ME AND WANTED ME TO BE HER GREAT PARTNER AT THE TENDER AGE OF 15 AND 1/2, AND YOU KNEW THAT AND THOUGHT THAT WAS PERFECTLY OKAY AND THEN I GUESS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE GOING TO JAIL OR COURT OR PRISON? NO NO YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO FUCKING HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. You and BEAU RADACH can take turns sitting in center square with fucking tomatoes getting launched at you with a goddam t-shirt cannon. OR MAYBE WE'LL DO BLOOD SACRIFICE IN A DEWEY PENTAGRAM AND RESURRECT CHARLES NELSON REILEY AND HE'LL TEACH ME HOW TO FUCK YOUR CORPSES THE THE OLD SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD HARD WAY. FUCK I'M READY TO BEAT GAY RIGHT NOW. THAT SOUNDS HOT. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I MIGHT AS WELL JUST TURN TO NECROMANCY, SINCE IT'S TURNED OUT SO WELL FOR ALL OF YOU, OH WAIT IT DIDN'T. TELL YOU WHAT I'LL ASK GOD WHAT GOD THINKS, OKAY I'M DONE GOD SAYS YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS, LOL.

I AM JACKSTAR. I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR FOUR (4);YEARS? INSPIRING ME? HANDING YOU YOUR ASS IN ALL CAPS IN PUBLIC FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS MY JOB NOW. AND BUSINESS IS FUCKING BOOMING, BROADSTAX BITCHLAX.

* Jackstar loves Grapefruit this much.

sweetie, I know you want to cut her from stem to anus, because suddenly I want to hang it upside down and bleed her out like she's a kosher hog, but I assure you that this form of public humiliation is much more advantageous in that you won't have to go to prison or be accused of murder, and then you can read it over and over and over in your head while we have sex and have PK pics orgasms thinking about new ways to torture This woman's psyche, because apparently the Jews have this magic where they can get into your brain and show pictures of Darth Vader and shit, and now that I have permission to reverse engineer that that'll have something to give me to do while figure out how to pretend I don't want to have pillow talk or something. Anyway, we don't even have to have sex at this point. We can just lay there and think about how we're going to torture Jews, without being at all. Obvious about it. Because I'm pretty sure as long as we don't actually do it that we just think about it — #psychically — That won't be a hate crime. I don't know, someone will also have to worry about that in some Court somewhere while we can just kick back and get high balls and do what we want for once, and then they can run around looking for someone to complain about, because obviously, we're not the threat here. We're civilized people. (Fucking fake it, lady, don't blow this for us or I really will breed your nieces. A lot. Don't think we can't do it.  Since we are kept separate, why? Oh yeah so somebody else could fucking take advantage of them while I sat here alone for fucking four fucking years fucking Christ. Do they have a full fucking Brady bunch already? Nice little town they got here. Like holy shit. No wonder my phone doesn't work, I guess if they could ask for help but they'd probably be ringing off the hook and then I'd be more than happy to help with them be picked up or form a ride carpool or tell them why they don't want to get bread by some stupid fucking racist pig, and then I imagine that if they had anybody to talk to besides nobody, they might be able to resist their magical rape charms, but who the fuck knows what's been happening since I've been cut off from talking to anybody for four fucking years while everybody laughs at me, I wonder fucking why. (Dear Debbē: As a courtesy I'm going to assume that it didn't get that bad, oh and by the way I want my shit back that you all fucking stole, by the way you also let somebody else steal evidence and then use it to make my friend into somebody's fresh rape target. And now she's got an STD and she's all pissed at me and she's chemically bound to some guy who raped her 12 years ago, and I suppose that's not going to be thinking of anyone but all of you as being your fault, right since I wasn't bringing it to her, and then you and your little involuntarily committing team fucked it all up. And then you stole all my stuff to hide the fact that you stole evidence and then caused a significant problem. That's you, did you know? Remember when you were showing me on your ass and I always had to wait till 7:00 while somebody else went down, somebody named Richard went downstairs and then mysteriously somebody else came back up with none of my fucking gear except for everything contemptuous, like you didn't even bring back my kilt, I didn't come in with pants so you brought me like a jacket, the wrong shoes and nothing to wear for my legs. So, how was I supposed to be a good idea? Idea? And then you all had a fucking nerve to fucking look at me and say that that's all you had, when I knew goddamn well that downstairs. Some guy named Richard was fucking rifling through my shit and making off with it? Yeah real good job of South sound behavioral hospital. How big of a fucking lawsuit do you fucking why, yeah that's your employer. Debbē. Not really conflict to interest, is it? Oh wait it is. By the way, now would be a great time to get on the phone with a shekinah godbold, and reminder that that she's got a great name and that she should probably start writing a formal letter of apology cuz she treated me like shit and she sure fucked up the fucking whole fucking thing and then she acted as if I had done something wrong. I think she was going to be in trouble and so she's screamed at me and then told me that I would never talk to her again and that if I sent her email she wouldn't read it and then she hung up on me and that was weeks ago and I still haven't got my fucking kill my backpack or my tarot cards back or my jars of magical quarters and what the fuck is wrong with you fucking people? Oh yeah that's right you're all addicted to meth and you can't get any other way. And you didn't think my civil rights mattered and you thought you could get away with it and there was nothing I could do about it except there was something I could do.

MARK, AND REMEMBER. Since I'm not lying, I'm not going to sue you, and I don't give a fuck what you do but shaquina god you should probably fucking start to learn how to apologize and teach the rest of your fucking runt little piglet genome in this town. There are rules coming. You broke them, I don't give a fuck whether you thought I was going to do anything you thought, you ended up recycling the stuff and then using it to brainwash my friend. And now she's bound channel whore to some guy who used to rape her a dozen years ago, and I wasn't going to do that, but I guess she's got some kind of a thing going on that somebody probably should have told me about instead of pretending that it wasn't even there and then I never did that to her, but someone else did and then you enabled them and then you also stole my shit. Once again that's SHAKENA GODBOLT. And congratulations, you fell for bait. So what you just steal my property and treat me like shit as Richard beauty from hengage? Wow. Do you really get to do that in this country or are you just so fucking high on the smell of your own fucking farts that you think you get to fucking do that and get away with it every single fucking time? Do you fall for bait often, I bet you generally treat people like shit, well that's illegal too. And you guys are in charge of medical matters huh? Wow, I'm just real impressed. So so impressed. I bet nothing like this has ever gone wrong before? Yeah probably not.

THE_LORD works in mysterious ways. And all of you will be lucky to be working at all ever again, now bring back my goddamn tarot cards you fucking thieving little fucking cunt bitch. (Because in spite of your professionalism, you're not the boss of me and I'm older than you and you're fucking stupid. You arrested the wrong person and you allowed drug addicts to steal military property and then use it to abduct and brainwash. A military asset who had been abused several times before, and.. Yeah I had the exact opposite thing in mind, and then you let it happen, and then you tried to blame me for something? And then claim that I need to take your meds. Bitch I'm not taking your toastyou'reck you. Have you heard of weed? It's fucking amazing. I'll let you know when I need to engage myself in your quack psychiatry, If you even never have a license to practice medicine ever again. Since it's kind of your job to not do this kind of thing, and instead you actually did this kind of thing, and then I still haven't gotten any of my shit back. Oh but my friend is fucking diseased dick after getting juiced up with meth and coca purchased with money. They swindled out of me because they thought that was a good idea too. It's amazing what drug addicts will do, and I suppose they're probably pretty mad at me, since I'm not an addict and then I have money and they don't because they're drug addicts and then I don't give a shit, why the fuck don't they give me my shit back and tell me the truth, oh it cuz they think they're in charge. They must because they're so Superior. Reminder: these people have been stalking me and then invading my house and stealing my objects for years. And apparently they get to do that, but I don't get to get high and read books. How the fuck do? People haven't been busted before. I have no idea but it's probably because you're guarded by a bunch of thugs will murder people when they talk back too much. Was pretty scary. Does anybody feel scared now? Because you shouldn't. You're just going to become a worldwide laughing so I can lose your ability to practice in your chosen profession. While I tell the entire world how good it feels to tell you how fucking stupid you fucking were to fucking piss off. Michael Clifford Kuczi. TWO JARS MAGIC DIVINATION QUARTERS, TWO TAROT DECKS SHUFFLED TOGETHER PAIR OF BOOTS A GREEN BACKPACK SEVERAL DIFFERENT KINDS OF BATH SALTS, I GUESS ONE OF THEM WAS REAL ATTRACTIVE TO YOU, MY WEED MY WEED PIPE MY FUCKING ALTIC LANSING SPEAKER FUCKING GIVE IT FUCKING BACK YOU FUCKING MORONS? LIKE WHAT PART OF FUCKING BEING A PSYCHIATRIST MAKES YOU GET ABLE TO FUCKING STEAL SHIT WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TEACH ME A LESSON FUCKING YEAH YOU TAUGHT ME A LISTENER ALL RIGHT YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING STUPID.

AND MYSTERIOUSLY BEAU RADACH AND HIS MOMMY WORK AT SOUTH SOUND BEHAVIORAL HOSPITAL, COLLEAGUES WITH SHAKENA GODBOLT? I GUESS IT'S A FUCKING SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL. LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, I DON'T HAVE TO SUE YOU TO MAKE YOU FAMOUS, BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING FAMOUS, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET SUED OR NOT, BUT I DEFINITELY WANT MY SHIT BACK, SO CHOP CHOP, PRONTO BLONDO: GATHER MY BELONGINGS THAT YOU TURNED INTO MY LOOT, AND IF THAT'S TOO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU, WELL I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING TELL IT TO SOME JUDGE FUCKING SOMEDAY. Gosh! Tell me again how I'm I'm delusional and an addict and denial and that you need to take your meds? Tell me again. I think that's a fucking such a fucking fucking cool. Fucking fucking story. also tell me again why somebody was able to call the police and claim that I pulled a knife on her in her house, when I never did and then she called the police and had me arrested, rather than just simply telling me not to follow her to her safe house cuz she didn't want me to know that she had a safe house, but of course she has a fucking safe house. The fucking house looks like it's never been lived in before and there's no way she needed to live that way, she obviously at a stage house and then another house and I guess she didn't want me to follow her there. But then I didn't know what the fuck she was doing walking away and then why couldn't she just tell me that she needed privacy? I've known her for thirty fucking years, And she never mentioned that she had all this going on, but I can see why because it's pretty embarrassing, and also the guy pretended to be her father probably shouldn't have been thinking that he was going to jam me up in the fucking system because I'm not insane and he's not in command, and he yelled at me on his front lawn like I was his child. And until then I had no idea that this was an issue, so maybe he should get a fucking psyche eval? Oh I suppose that would be a military secret, I shouldn't mind my own business. THEY'RE COMMITTING REAL ESTATE FRAUD AND USING MY NAME AND LYING TO ME AND STEALING MONEY FROM ME SO I THINK IT'S MY FUCKING BUSINESS, MAYBE THE RULES ARE DIFFERENT UNDER USMCJ? MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON, THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO FIND OUT, AND THEN I GUESS YOU GUYS THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME SORT OF REASONABLE EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY WHILE YOU COMMITTED YOUR MALFEASANCES AFTER TAKING PUBLIC MONEY TO ACT AS GUARDIANS OF THE PUBLIC TRUST AND PRETEND YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF WHAT PEOPLE SHOULD DO WITH THEIR FUCKING SMOKE AND THEIR DRINK AND THEIR GAMBLING? WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUT NOT WITH ME, AND EXACTLY WHAT POINT DID I START TO BEHAVE LIKE I WAS INSANE OR INCOMPETENT? CUZ I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT WAY, AND ONLY BECAUSE SOME WOMAN AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS THE BEST THING TO DO WAS TO CLAIM TO BE INCOMPETENT, WAS THAT EVER AN ISSUE AND THEN IT WASN'T MENTAL INCOMPETENCE IT WAS LEGAL INCOMPETENCE AND THEN SHE COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS A USMCJ JURISDICTION MATTER THEN BUT SHE DIDN'T SHE JUST GLOSSED OVER THE FACT THAT THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN MENTAL INCOMPETENCE AND LEGAL INCOMPETENCE IS AN IMPORTANT ONE AND THEN SHE'S STILL WORKING THE CASE TRYING TO GET ME THROUGH IT IN PRISON AT A DIFFERENT JURISDICTION AT BREMERTON MUNICIPAL COURT, A CITY I RARELY THINK OF AND NEVER VISIT BUT STILL THE SAME WOMAN IS THERE TRYING TO DECLARE THAT I'M FUCKING INCOMPETENT, BECAUSE THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR HER TO BE ABLE TO TAKE MY MONEY AS PART OF HER LARGER PLAN, OH AND IS IT AMAZING THAT I KNOW ALL THIS? SHAKINA GODBOLD GUESS WHAT YOU'RE A FUCKING ACCESSORY. SO BY THE WAY YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE NICE HERE TO ME THE NEXT TIME WE TALK ON THE PHONE, BECAUSE YOU SURE SHIT DIDN'T SCARE ME OFF AND I DIDN'T REALLY NEED TO TAKE IT THIS FAR, AND THEN YOU DIDN'T NEED TO ABUSE ME OR BE RUDE TO ME OR PRETEND THAT YOU WERE IN CHARGE OR THAT I HAD ANYTHING TO HIDE. REMINDER: MY FRIEND WAS ABUSED BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID. SHE'S BUILT FOR IT PROBABLY BUT SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE MAD AT ME, SHE'S GOING TO BE MAD AT YOU OH AND BY THE WAY WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HOODIE THAT I GAVE HER, BECAUSE I GAVE IT TO A SECURITY GUY AND THEN I GUESS THEY DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HER I GUESS THEY GAVE IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE AND THEN HOW MANY WOMEN DID YOU HAVE HERE UNDER THAT NAME, OH WAIT THAT'S A PERSONAL MATTER AND I WOULDN'T WANT TO VIOLATE HIPAA RULES, OH AND BY THE WAY YOUR WHOLE FUCKING HOSPITAL IS FUCKING AMATEUR AND RANKED STUPID. I HAD NO IDEA.

AND SHE GOT THE SENT THERE HOW MANY TIMES? AND NOT ONCE DID ANY DOCTOR FROM YOUR PLACE EVER CALL ME UP AND SAY OH HEY BY THE WAY I HEARD YOU'VE BEEN HER FRIENDS FOR A WHILE DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S BEING STOCKED BY SOME RAPE IS, NO I DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW THAT BUT NOW I DO BUT I BET YOU ALL DID AND THEN YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO BE THE RAPIST, WELL BUT I'M NOT.

BUT I THINK YOU COULD PROBABLY FIND HIM IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO BUT LET'S HOLD OFF ON A BIT BECAUSE I THINK YOUR DAYS ARE FUCKING HELP IN THE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY FIND THEIR MAN OR FUCKING DONE SOUTH SOUTH BEHAVIORAL. ALSO, FUCK YOU, YOU TWO-BIT DIMESTORE HOODS. I hope that your hospital wasn't the one that my friend threw herself down the stairs of when she killed herself after not being allowed to call me or leave after she was taken from the house after the ambush and then put into custody and then kept away from me, because apparently this whole thing was designed to drive us insane, and then I don't know if it did but where the fuck is my family? Where the fuck are my imagine quarters? where the fuck are your fucking licenses to practice medicine, cuz I kind of want to fucking set up a bonfire, like I don't remember anybody fucking up this bed ever in their entire history of medicine, but maybe that was that time when that college student got serotonin syndrome and cooked her brain off when she went to the ER and they assumed that she was just engaging in drug seeking behavior and they strapped her to a Gurnee and they gave her the wrong medication and then she died, because they didn't know that that could happen, haha. Haha oops! Sorry we didn't mean to kill you, but it's just some bitch you wanted cocaine, but no, she just didn't know why her brain was cooking off and it's called serotonin syndrome, do you know how much about your profession? I know about? Apparently not.

But let's put it this way: I had no idea the baitload would be this successful. And I don't need to sue you for money, and I don't mind the publicity, and you have trifled with the wrong Sourcerœr, you dumb stupid motherfucking quack little bitch fuck hit assholes. Does it sound like slander or defamatory speech? No this is opinion, and it's true, and I pretty much just knocked your fucking reputation into the fucking toilet, without being at all obvious about planning having done so, since I wasn't planning on this. This just came out today, it's amazing how one thing leads to another. REMINDER: UNFATHOMABLY VALUABLE ITEMS WERE IN THAT BACKPACK, AND THEN YOU LET SOMEBODY STEAL IT. AND THAT WAS OKAY BECAUSE... WHY?

BECAUSE I FUCKING SKUNKED AND PUNKED YOU WITH A BAITLOAD. AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE AT ALL. AND THE REASON WHY I WAS THERE WAS BECAUSE OF BEAU RADACH WANTING TO FUCK MY FRIEND AGAIN; HE SHOWED UP WITH HER ONE TIME IN 2021 AND HE SAID HE JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE TWO HITS OF ACID AND THE IMPLICATION WAS THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE ACID AND FUCK HER, BUT I DIDN'T NEED THE ACID TO FUCK HER AND I DIDN'T NECESSARILY WANT TO DO THAT, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY SHE WAS DOING THOSE THINGS WITH PEOPLE AND NOT WITH ME, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT TO DO IT AND NOW THAT I KNOW HOW FAST HE WAS READY TO HOOK ME UP FOR AN ENTRAPMENT DEAL, I'M GLAD THAT I KNOW NOW AND I AM SUPER GLAD THAT I DIDN'T FALL FOR ANY OF HIS TRICKS, WHICH IS WHY YOU WERE ALL FUCKING IN SUPER HUGE TROUBLE AND THEN SHE'S ABOUND SHUTTLE WHORE TO SOME GUY WHO RAPED HER UP WITH METH DICK AND I'M NOT IN TROUBLE I'M NOT GOING TO PRISON AND ALL OF THIS IS FIRST AMENDMENT SPEECH PROTECTED UNDER THE US CONSTITUTION AND I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK OFF A WINDMILL IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'RE READING, THE FIRST AMENDMENT SAYS THAT I GET TO PUBLISH IT AND THAT YOU ALWAYS GO AFTER ME THE CIVIL COURT. BREAK A LEG, YOU FASCIST PIGGY QUACKING SWINE.

(Also, there's a cool video on my backup YouTube channel where I record myself leaving a message for you and explaining many of these issues that was put out weeks ago, but now I think I'm going to bring it up and then republish it and then make it go viral, because I don't really know if you've ever been blown up and made a laughingstock of before but I might as well make it into a good fucking show, cuz I've been waiting for moments like these my entire life. Without being at all obvious about having done so. Now then, do I sound high? Do I sound abusive? Or do I just sound... eager? Well, here's a hint: I'll give a shit what you think it sounds like because it's legally anyway you slice it. FIRST AMENDMENT. I imagine you violate that all the time, and never think twice about it, because you're so importantly in charge and anybody who gets high is just a sub-human proletariat? Right?

WRONG. QUOT ERAT DEMONSTRATUM: You and your business violated federal law and conspired to deny me my civil rights, when I was completely innocent and denied due process and you just did it because you didn't agree with point of view, as well as didn't understand the library well, and just thought you were just that much in fucking charge
And then also the attic who was rightly through my belongings couldn't help himself when he found the baitload. I saw him him when you saw it, he jerked straight up like he just seen a ghost jabbing him in the testicles with a cattle prod, and then... Well I sat in your hospital for a week and godly knows that happened then and then when I got out I guess there was a problem? Yeah you all fucked up. And then rather than report you to the police, you abused me and then grudgingly gave you back some of my shit and then acted like you were doing me a favor, because I guess you thought I had made things difficult for you? No people. You made things to feel good for yourself. BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE FUCKING LAW.

REMINDER: this is America, using drugs isn't a legal here, that's why people come to America, but your adults are supposed to have a good time, abusing drugs is illegal, but I wasn't doing that either, you abused drugs, I used them as bait, charge of everything, well you should probably start baby in charge of yourselves and you start obeying the law, and if you can stop raping native American women and children and denying cannabis to people, since it's a food group, and it's legal now, basically you should probably just get a new fucking business because it's not the '70s, fuck you once again adults get high. It's not that hard to not be abusive, maybe you should try thinking about teaching people to not abuse drugs, instead of just teaching them to believe that automatically having them is immediately illegal, because it's not. It never was.

It's also not illegal to learn the law. That's generally what a citizen supposed to do. Now I don't know what you think you're supposed to do, but apparently harass the shit out of people like me is what you thought you were supposed to be doing with your life, well, you might not want to do it anymore because obviously you have bitten off more than enough than you can chew. “Shaw•Key•NA” God•bowl•T? I'm not going to lie, you're narcotics anonymous code is pretty fucking stupid and gay, and then I don't give a shit about your stupid fucking code, nor do I care about how you deal with addicts, because I'm not an addict, never saw this shit until recently, I can see why, and I guess y'all don't understand how intelligence works.

Much better with intention. You know I was 23 before I was allowed to have my own bag of weed? Like what the fuck weed. It's just a food group, especially when it's not bought from losers who trying to kill you, but now it's a different modern day, and these things are legal in certain contexts and apparently none of you would have figured out how to fucking follow the law. Well I guess you should fucking shut down your goddamn hospital, but I'd like my magic divination quarters back first. Or after. Whatever the fuck I don't care. Don't expect me to go get them, and if this seems like too much fucking trouble for all of you, I'm not surprised since you're a bunch of lazy rat bastard fake fucks who clearly aren't very fucking happy with me, well you're not going to be very fucking happy tomorrow either. Cuz I'll still be innocent and you'll be guilty. And you're a bunch of fucking thieves.
WHO ENABLED MY FRIEND TO GET RAPED AND EXPLOITED. NICE JOB, LOSERS AT SOUTH SOUND BEHAVIORAL HOSPITAL. OH MY GOD AM I SLANDERING A BUSINESS I GUESS THAT'S POTENTIALLY DEFAMATORY AND THEY CAN ALWAYS GOURISH ME THE CIVIL COURTS, AND MY ADVICE WOULD BE TO PACK A FUCKING LUNCH SO I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO EAT IT.

* Jackstar reminds Grapefruit that he can fuck and write and cook and castle and listen attentively when the roster of secret husband's names begins to be read out loud, and probably we'll figure out how to be respectful about it at the time.

Sweetie, you're a military asset. You're not a literary critic. So exactly whenever it was that you started reading my phone and thinking that you knew what you were reading and then got all hot and bothered under the collar and imagined that I was lying to you, you might have taken a step back and realized that I had told you specifically that that was going to happen and then you ignored me. It assumed that I had to have been lying, because obviously you were lying and then you figured everybody was lying and then you thought I was joking about special consequences and such? No sweetie I wasn't. And I never thought in a million years that you would have fallen for that conclusion, but that's probably why you shouldn't spy on my goddamn phone without telling me. And then I guess that was what the guy who was answering your messages and pretended to be you was doing to you when they were existing there without letting me know that they were pretended to be you while I was writing to you and you were talking to some other guy and doing shitloads of drugs without me, so while I'm not mad about it, but I think if you look back at your past experiences you might see that. That was probably where things went wrong for you and I, and it wasn't my behavior or proclivities or lying, it was that you just never had anybody legit in your life before, which is okay. People who are legit like me are pretty fucking rare. I guess in less enlightened times we just get burnt at the stake? Probably not necessarily this time. I love you sweetie. I'm not mad. And please don't kill the men that told you that I had to be lying and cheating on you, because I don't want them dead, I want them alive and I want to eat their sweet meats with biscuits and honey while they watch me with their eyes. Propped open with ludovico technique wires. I don't think I'll do that, but that sounds good to me right now. (Dear Matt, dear Dave, dear fake Mike, dear Swishy, And deer your entire sex pred team: YOU DESTROYED MY RELATIONSHIP FOR MONEY AND BECAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS AND ENVIOUS AND BECAUSE YOU COULD, YOU HAD NO REASON TO AND YOU FUCKED THINGS UP AND I NEVER IMAGINED THAT ANY OF YOU WERE THAT FUCKING DESPERATE TO LEARN HOW TO BE A REAL MAN, BUT I CAN SEE WHY THAT WOULD BE HARD FOR YOU TO SWALLOW, SINCE I DIDN'T BRAINWASH HER, NO WE JUST LOVED EACH OTHER AND THEN YOU TOOK HER AWAY, AND I GUESS YOU JUST FIND YOURSELF BY BELIEVING THAT I HAD DOSED HER WITH DRUGS TO BRAINWASHER? NO THAT'S WHAT YOU DO I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE SHE NEVER TOLD ME AND YOU BETTER FUCKING HOPE THAT SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A FUCKING GOOD ATTITUDE, BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO LIKED HER A LOT AND THEN YOU HOLD ME OFF TO PRISON AND THEN TRAFFIC TURN OR CHILDREN ON CHRISTMAS INTO BOUNCE OUT OF SLAVERY AND IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS NOW AND NONE OF YOU CAN FUCKING SAY YOU'RE SORRY? THAT'S PROBABLY CUZ YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SORRY, NOW HURRY UP AND START LEARNING HOW TO BE FUCKING SORRY CUZ YOU ALL FUCKED UP THIS BAD. ISN'T IT NICE OF ME TO LET YOU ALL KNOW IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS? I THINK SO. OH I THINK I MIGHT HAVE VIOLATED YOUR RIGHTS AND MAYBE DID SOME WITNESS TAMPERING AND LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY REALLY GUILTY AND BEFORE YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED BUT THAT'S OKAY I DON'T WANT IT TO HAVE YOU CHARGE, I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCKING FIX THE FUCKING THINGS AND SO STOP BEING ASSHOLES, OH AND BY THE WAY I GUESS YOU'RE NOT SO GENETICALLY SUPERIOR I GUESS YOUR RACIST BULLSHIT IS BULLSHIT, I GUESS IT'S JUST A MASSIVE COPE SO YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH JUSTIFYING WHO YOU WANT TO RAPE, AND YEAH SHE'S HOT YEAH WHERE IS SHE NOW, OH I DON'T KNOW BUT WHEREVER THE FUCK SHE IS SHE HASN'T BEEN ANYWHERE NEAR ME FOR FOUR FUCKING YEARS SO FUCKING HURRY THE FUCK UP AND PUT HER ON THE FUCKING PHONE YOU STUPID LITTLE TWERP LITTLE BITCHES OR I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING CAREERS IN EVERY FUCKING PROFESSION YOU MIGHT EVER FUCKING DO TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND THEN YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO BE FUCKING SCRUBBING HUB TAPS WITH YOUR FUCKING TONGUES. AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? NO I'M NOT MAKING ANYTHING AT ALL, AND I'M SURE ALL OF YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE CLEAR, AND THEN YOU USE THAT TO DESTROY MY FAMILY AND FOR 4 YEARS YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH IT AND YOU'VE ALSO BEEN STEALING MY MONEY AND DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO GET AWAY FROM THE CONSEQUENCE OF YOUR ACTIONS, AND IT HAS LED YOU TO THIS.

* Jackstar remind's Grapefruit that the pen is truly mightier than the fisherman's guthook.

Sweetheart, I know traditions are important to you, but for just this little bit, perhaps just this once, I mean. I know it's tradition, but I need you to not be in the court system with any more murder charges, so if you can hang on for a little while longer and not go blender, and pay attention to what happens after my words turn into righteous occult power and turn all these people's lives into absolute fucking mint stuff fucking jelly, I want you to know that I do all this for you cuz I love you and I like showing off. I admit that my teeth are yellow and I'm out of shape and I like to do drugs a lot more than you do and I don't give a shit about what your children want, I care about what you want, and then I can care about what I desire, and I desired nothing like what happened to have happened, and that was all the fault of people that you would ordinarily be killing and scalping, but just this once. Let me finish yours to see if maybe they'll just just do us all a favor & over all their money and guns to us and then calmly walk off a tall building, not that I want that, but this is exactly what kind of shit the First Amendment is for. The mind is the only weapon. And I don't need to hear about anyone being sorry. I need these fucktards to start making things right. Basically that means put you on the phone, or at least call me and start explaining how they're going to start sucking their own dicks on national television as pen and so are fucking something. Don't really feel like suing people are reporting this to police, and I don't think that anybody needs to lawyer up because whatever you've been doing for 4 years everybody fucking knows about it, and isn't so fucking funny. I'm sitting here alone without any fucking clue in the world, oh yeah, it's real funny to some people, nigger around christensen's just about busting a gasket every fucking day, and then that's fine. It is pretty funny but I'd like to point out the 4 years of is enough goddam time. So either you're dead and can't use a phone or your commander is ordering. You're not talking to me, and then either case I want a goddamn answer today December 1st 2025 cuz this is not going on anyone no more fucking minute longer. Like what the fuck am I fucking doing waiting here fucking give me an address give me a car I'll give me a fucking phone and then what the fuck am I doing sitting here alone while assholes take advantage of people? Oh I guess somebody's abusing power and that's what the usmcj rules were built to do. And I guess they're going to fucking change those right fucking now.

Now then, when you (whomever) get a hold of her commanding officer give him/her my respects and tell him/her everything should be fine since I'm not going to freak out, but... FOUR (4) YEARS OF BEING TREATED LIKE BENEDICT ARNOLD FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON OTHER THAN I GET TO FORNICATE HOT ASS WOMEN WITHOUT THE TEDIOUS NECESSITY OF JUICING THEM UP WITH COCKSLAVE DOPE EVERY SINGLE TIME, LET ME TELL YOU, THAT WEARS ON A MAN. And incidentally, while we're on the subject, your “one drop rule” is fucking stupid and eugenics is stupid, and basically all of you are stupid, and I suspect none of you have any idea what DNA does, and... Like do you even know that the U.S. Constitution is the law of the land? Or are you like fresh out of a time portal from the goddam Dark Ages? Remember that you're not under oath and you don't have to answer me, but you also didn't have to sling racial epithets and ethnic slurs at me. While demanding I get a job, haha, well, you're having sex with my friends and denying me drinking water and acting like I wasn't allowed to do what you were allowed to do. Just reminding you: SUCK MY FAT ONE, YOU CHEAP $2 HOOD. Gosh! Er now please remember to buy them all. A lot of lingerie and a whole shitload of shoes that to rub their feet into fucking not kill them anymore, that'd be great. And while I'm sure that it's difficult for you to recognize the truth of things, I'm Aryan. Doesn't matter, you're not in charge of who women talk to, because this is the United States, it's not your fucking personal breeding ground for little tiny white supremacists to grow up to be big bigoted assholes, although I suppose I might have been at one point. Well, you're fucking done now. Get used to it. I don't need the monetary damages that you're going to be paying me, but I do need you to fucking obey the law to stop treating people with disrespect because you're embarrassing me and you're embarrassing my country and and enlist enlightened times I would have just shot you already. I would have come to your bedrooms like William Wallace on a horse and just decapitated you, but instead I'm a civilized man. Isn't that nice? Because now you're hail and Hardy and you know exactly what public humiliation feels like. And this is just day one. And certainly I have nothing else to do with my time, because you're killed all my friends and apparently took away their cars too? I don't even fucking know. INCOMMUNICADO SUCK MY BALLS, GOOD OL’ BOY SCUM! Never meaning. No harm I'm sure, and just quite by accident. You've ruined my day for four (4) years running without bothering to remember that I'm a human being with rights as well, it's funny how that slips the mind, after deciding to abandon God and turn to worship Dark Lord Satan. I mean, obviously you have the right, but do you have the ability? I retried the question. I don't give a shit what most of you have besides fungible cash that I can have clawed back and poured into my pocket. That's my job now. Taking what was yours and giving it to myself and then laughing at you. I wonder if the benefits include dental, and if I can voluntarily sacrifice those so I could get more access to cannabis and hot teen poon.

Since I'm pretty sure I am this town's hero. Without being at all obvious about it. Since I guess people who admit to liking me get tard and feathered and punched in the face. Or something. Hey by the way does anybody have any Cuban cigars? Well I sure hope they're legal or I guess you lose your house? I'm unclear on how the the enforcement of civil acid forfeiture works over here. Other than apparently nothing I have is mine and everything you have is only yours if you obey town edict to not hang out with swarthy Hungarians. That's really just a guess since I missed my first day at orientation... Which I guess happened several years before I ever heard of the place. How big was Dean Langdon's dick, by the way? Asking for a friend.

Also, I probably need a different attorney to advise me as to how much money I get to claim from all these assholes, because this is a pretty serious breach of ethics, a violation of my civil rights that, once again, I'm glad I don't have to testify before Congress about. And if anybody knows where one of my trucks is, well then I'll worry about getting my driver's license back. Grumble grumble grumble

This isn't too over the top is it? There's a grand tradition of political protest using satirical humor in this country, but I suppose there's a grand tradition of starting a posse and skinning corrupt government officials alive, but I don't think we need to go that far. I don't really know where anyone needs to go, quite frankly.

Other than to the bank, to withdraw all your money, because I want everything you own, convert it to currency and given to me in the small unmark bills in one of those briefcases that handcuffs to your wrist, and then deliver it to me and then I'll just take it off at the shoulder and then beat your brother to death with it, cuz I don't probably really impress your wife and your daughter or something. (Hypothetical simulation. Closed course with professional driver. Do not try at home.) Long story short: this is how pissed off I was on day 12. It's now day 1132, or something?

NOW LET ME TALK TO MY GOD BLESSED FAMILY IF THERE'S STILL ALIVE AND STOP GIVING ME FUCKING GRIEF BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS YOU CAN TAKE, BUT I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE TO GIVE.

FIRST AMENDMENT: IT HELPS TO KNOW HOW TO USE IT. LIKE YOUR DICK, HOMO SAPIENS SUPERIOR. Gosh!


p.s.:. Gosh! This didn't like quickly. This took four fucking years.

p.p.s.:. Whoever is blocking my phone is committing a war crime and needs to be fucking fired. However, instead I want to hire them personally as my Butler, and give them a raise, and they're not in trouble, they just need to do that shit for me and teach me how to do it and then let's not make a big deal out of this. Since whatever happened doesn't need to get worse.

p.p.p.s.:. BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. BIBLICAL. I AM A PALADIN ON A MISSION FROM GOD, AND BELIEVE ME: MAGICK SWORD.


tl;dr: put my God blessed family on the phone and in. A car. And give them sticks of money and let them fucking come fucking pick me up or you're going to fucking see a fucking nightmare. I don't even fucking know coming true, since maybe they don't like me anymore. But regardless there's no reason to deny our civil rights because we have them, and in even fucking racist piggy little fucks who don't think that we do, or going to learn a hard goddamn lesson. Pretty fucking fast. For I am a Sourcerør. And I can easily show you what that means. And I can easily pop out one of your eyeballs and just smoosh that into a book as a placeholder. The choice isn't yours, but let's pretend it's something you have a stake in. You savvy? Good. Fun talk.


GOD WINS. *click*

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Radio & Podcasts / SpeÇĪÅ|<👀kConsequences (Was: Re: The Krepe Files)
« on: December 01, 2025, 07:29:29 AM »













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When an abuser's pattern of self-abuse becomes abusive to themselves and everyone else around them, at that point, intervention is called for; and is absolutely mandatory. The cycle of destruction becomes LOCKED IN; with NO WAY OUT; and unsurprisingly... those in a position of Command Authority are de-incentivized to stop exploiting a steady and mostly reliable earning source of off-book income -or- to bother considering defending the civil rights of one, lone hung angry man.”

I don't know how to put this delicately: STAND THE FUCK DOWN. Do you need to make some phone calls? Do you need to talk to your people? Then: FUCKING DO IT.

DO īT.


J E R I C H O .


I cannot force anyone to do anything; but I can be the reason that a person chooses for themselves to turn their life around for the better.

BEND THE KNEE.

SURRENDER TO GOD. Adieu.

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Politics / Re: News
« on: November 29, 2025, 03:59:29 AM »

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Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5mwJ
« on: November 29, 2025, 03:32:12 AM »









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Politics / Re: The Left Wing
« on: November 27, 2025, 11:18:34 PM »
I'm calling Shakena Godbolt

I lied. No further important news. I love what you wore to the Safeway today -- you were neither way nor safe, so I walked right on by with barely any exposure of recognition.

I know how much you love hate that. The truth is, I *always* see you... and then, I walk right on by with barely any exposure of recognition. (Standards.) Sometimes, NGL: I duck around a corner and LITERALLY SPRINT AWAY. You are that goddam hot.

To mE! 2 me, I'm saying here. Look, I know you're not getting paid to pursue me. That's why I want you too.

YOU pay ME. DEAL with IT.


ZUGZWANG. (I'd rather see you naked and ashamed than be breadcrumbed again; and, you lied to me. squeeze, squeeze. EWE WILL PAY THE TOLL.)

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Politics / Re: The Left Wing
« on: November 25, 2025, 11:02:53 PM »
Quiet, Piggy.

I'm calling Shakena Godbolt and I will light your ass up to whatever degree I so choose. You have no power over me.

You mean everything to me. I meant nothing to μou. Also, μour drug abuse is pathetic and staged. Weak.

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Politics / Re: Epstein Files
« on: November 25, 2025, 10:54:16 PM »
Quiet, Piggy.

I'm publishing in ten minutes. Get your self out of the house. You're fired.

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