RubiniGab ... Now defunct

[Jackstar]

I thought you would understand.

I haven't unlocked that part of the talent tree yet. Give it time.

I bet everyone is in a hurry now, right? Golly, what's that like. Just shoot me in a goddam kidney and let me know how it turned out when I wake up. These brewskis aren't going to drink themselves. I have an actual life, People.

I'll be in the shower laughing if anyone needs me.

[AZZERAE]

RubiniGab is NOW DEFUNCT.

Its linking to the Israeli Defense Forces for me.

I think I was more than reasonable, and gave the guy a chance to express himself how he saw fit-- But surprise surprise, he shat all over it. Again.

[Jackstar]

But surprise surprise, he shat all over it. Again.

Here, I got these from Monk. *flings wipes with unerring accuracy at all exposed anuses*


Trifle that one, Chica Supreme.

[Laser]

Its linking to the Israeli Defense Forces for me.

I think I was more than reasonable, and gave the guy a chance to express himself how he saw fit-- But surprise surprise, he shat all over it. Again.

[Harley Quinn]

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa

[WORTHAUGERa]

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Be nice. Here: have a wipe.

[Harley Quinn]

Hey, thanks for the baby wipe. 

[Laser]

WARNING! Morad is loose.

[Jackstar]

WARNING! Morad is loose.

[Laser]

Intelligence Report 28:

"I heard from a reliable source that Michael Decon and Azazal Morphine  are both robot deep fakes.

Ask Tiger Lilly in EllGab or Morgud!"

Morgus now has hurt feelings. Lilly is deeply sickened in the fumes.


Commander Morad

[Laser]

The Commander demands a retraction.

"Ah donk"

[Jackstar]

The Commander demands a retraction.

Lighten up, Francis.

[Laser]

Lighten up, Francis.

You should have seen the other recruit. Oh wait, he already erased the graffiti. All the same, a quiet surrender is accorded small thanks.

[Jackstar]

a quiet surrender

For a Hungarian--I AM being quiet.

[Jackstar]

Oh wait, he already erased the graffiti.

Wait? I don't wanna wait. I can't wait. All these text messages from a year ago that I am re-emailing to myself over the open web simply aren't going to mail themselves.