Why did I create three threads with David Rubini's name in them right before she left—AND, AFTER HE TOLD ME TO CREATE ONE THREAD, ONE THREAD ONLY VASILY, AND — BOY HOWDY — DID HE FREAK THE FUCK OUT WHEN I MADE THREE. WHAT AN ALLHOSE. I don't know why; probably some Gay Mafia Code thing.
I pretty much just do what I'm told around here. cosined, Her/Him/*lickIT*