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[Master Trollda]

Well, I'm a little rusty at this, but... all I got is "R." Capital R. Request re-send transmittal.

Alright, I’m holding my right semaphore flag up over my head and the left is at three o’clock.

[MR. DRDR]

But seriously, Jack, I’ve met with my marketing team and we think the thing that will really put you over the top with the public and, more importantly, with the public imagination, is for you to release your own signature fragrance; and we have the perfect name for it: Kuczi Kool

Imagine, if you will, a slow zoom in on a guy finishing up getting ready to go out on a Friday night.

Voiceover: It’s Friday night. You’re lookin fine and feelin alright. But are you really ready to go, Punyling? You may think you are but you’re not cool until you’re Kuczi cool.

Guy picks up your cologne and sprays some on. Takes one last look in the mirror and smiles before he turns out the light and leaves.

Voiceover: Kuczi Kool. A whole new level of cool.

Disclaimer: May cause extreme cognitive dissonance.

Hey Bot Ell!

It's Gone !!!

From Bot 'Cooze' Ell moments ago..

[Worthauger]

Hey Bot Ell!

You're clear—CLEAR—that the problem was not the sexual (blank), but the fact that she fell for a fucking loser like you while I fucking warned her RIGHT FROM DAY ONE, RIGHT?

She may never recover. And it's all on you. Kudosi.

[Master Trollda]

Hey Bot Ell!

From Bot 'Cooze' Ell moments ago..

So, your whole shtick is accusing people of being other people? Doesn’t it get boring for you like it does for everyone else?

[Worthauger]

From Bot 'Cooze' Ell moments ago..

Personalized monogrammed invite or no one cares, Fuck–0. You can sit in your back closet masturbating to cringe anime reboots of Bluebeard while masturbating to santeria all you want, Fuck-Yip; but until you're doing it in public, you can kiss my ass until it's black and blue and purple all over AND SHIT ALL OVER READHEAD.

Fuckin’ try me. Do it. My body is ready.




You never scared me, Boss.

[Worthauger]

So, your whole schtick

My shtick is augmented.

[Master Trollda]

You're clear—CLEAR—that the problem was not the sexual (blank), but the fact that she fell for a fucking loser like you while I fucking warned her RIGHT FROM DAY ONE, RIGHT?

She may never recover. And it's all on you. Kudosi.

Guys...guys...guys...Whoa! You’re arguing over a manipulative, lying ho who’s way past her prime anyway when you could be celebrating with two 25 year olds (as opposed to one bitter 50 year old). Let that sink in.

[Master Trollda]

My shtick is augmented.

Imma call you spellcheck from now on.

[Worthauger]

Doesn’t it get bring for you

I'm blacklisted. You couldn't bring me a Michelina's frozen fish dinner, even if you cared to. Sad!!!


Not that I care, but nevertheless I'm on full on in full-on relapse (*polite_cough*), and can't buy procure shit so don't get too impressed with Me, Mushroom-Mouth.


EDIT: you get a period

[MR. DRDR]

Guys...guys...guys...Whoa! You’re arguing over a manipulative, lying ho who’s way past her prime anyway when you could be celebrating with two 25 year olds (as opposed to one bitter 50 year old). Let that sink in.

My "Marketing Team"

HAHAHA!

#Poser

Azzerae.. Alastair Laird
I think your "character" sux

Your characters are used.. now abused.

#Poser

[Worthauger]

Imma call you spellcheck from now on.

Approved. A strict upgrade over “Fuckstick,“ let me tell you. Solid.

[Worthauger]

My "Marketing Team"

HAHAHA!

#Poser
[...]
#Poser

Consider your own.

[Worthauger]

Your characters are used.. now abused.

PARDON ME NEIGHBOR MAY I BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR & YOUR NAKED PICTURES OF BEA ARTHUR PLEASE

[Master Trollda]

My "Marketing Team"

HAHAHA!

#Poser

Azzerae.. Alastair Laird
I think your "character" sux

Your characters are used.. now abused.

#Poser

At least I have character, unlike you.

[Worthauger]

At least I have character, unlike you. ::)

Rolleyes present. *dhwg*