"Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread

[WORTHAUGERa]

I don't think I need a Facebook profile, but if I had one, it would be totesprivate, of course.

Oh wait. It turns out I do in fact have a Facebook profile. So totesecret, even I totesforgot. Totesreally.

https://www.facebook.com/michaelclifford.kuczi

I'm going to figure out how to take the time to figure out how to log into this thing again. The first step is to make sure these demons gnawing on my scrote have gotten their fill. It's difficult to ascertain that sometimes, as I am of course not going to continue to have imaginary conversations with demonic entities that are hallucinating that they wish to be castrating me with their goddam teeth.

A man has his limits. First things first. Facebook will have to wait.

[Laser]

He’s standing up for our rights and freedom.

On Facebook, in plain public sight. He is claiming onset.

[WORTHAUGERa]

He is claiming onset.

This about kills me.

[Master Trollda]

This about kills me.

A lot of that going around lately.

[WORTHAUGERa]

It's people with their facebook profile open to the public. They are happy to do it when they are feeling strong and impervious to the [...] kind of dicks about [...] a week later they are dead.

SUSPECT: BLACK MALE.

It doesn't seem like propaganda because what would be the point of stopping capitalism?

Well, for starters: all these goddam casinos are cluttering up the landscape. Tears are being shed as we speak.

[WORTHAUGERa]

A lot of that going around lately.

You should have thought about praying more.

[Laser]

Oh wait. It turns out I do in fact have a Facebook profile. So totesecret, even I totesforgot. Totesreally.

https://www.facebook.com/michaelclifford.kuczi

I'm going to figure out how to take the time to figure out how to log into this thing again. The first step is to make sure these demons gnawing on my scrote have gotten their fill. It's difficult to ascertain that sometimes, as I am of course not going to continue to have imaginary conversations with demonic entities that are hallucinating that they wish to be castrating me with their goddam teeth.

A man has his limits. First things first. Facebook will have to wait.

Simple practical advice from an astral traveler:

What do you do when you're pursued by demons?

Just tell them to go to hell.

[WORTHAUGERa]

What do you do when you're pursued by demons?

Comb my hair.

Just tell them to go to hell.

This would be a misuse of Command Tone for a Divnely Ordained being of my taste & culture and generalized joi d'vivre to have to stoop to. I'm a diplomat, not a drill sergeant. I don't run the same rulebook as you do, Citizen-Participant.


That being said, I do appreciate the advice, for sound indeed it is. Now, I've noticed you've stopped stammering. Can a resumption of normal duties be all that far behind? And, what a behind.

Jewel says green-green-go but she's developed her own sort of stammer of late. She's sore about it. I think she ate a grue.


She claims not, but... well, she's a pig. Have you seen her stalking around the house? She really stalks around the house.

[Laser]

It doesn't seem like propaganda because what would be the point of stopping capitalism?

We are still trying to make sense of this statement.

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No luck yet.

[Master Trollda]

You should have thought about praying more.

You mean vs. preying?

[Master Trollda]

You added to your post! As a big editor myself I have to say the original was fine. Anyway, you'll see that it doesn't seem likely to be an algorithm.

Will I?

[Roswells, Art]

We are still trying to make sense of this statement.

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No luck yet.

So are we.

[WORTHAUGERa]

We are still trying to make sense of this statement.

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No luck yet.

It's satire. It's totes complicated. (It's not totesplex as that is something else. By the way, if any of you ever get a chance to work on your Sourceror's Lexicon in public while under 24/7 surveillance, don't just jump at the chance--fucking leap at that motherfu- *click*

[Laser]

That being said, I do appreciate the advice, for sound indeed it is.

Only if you're bothered by such. In your case, they may be friendly familiars. To each his own.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Only if you're bothered by such. In your case, they may be friendly familiars. To each his own.

Au contraire. I'm back to the original gig. No familiars. No deliveries. No housekeeping, even. (Joy's not available.)

It's rough, I tell ya. Hey, anyone wanna watch the new Matrix flick with me? There's some pizza left. No? I'll just wait.


The box will regenerate in the morning. [/ghd]