Chileans using high powered lasers against riot police.
Those aren't police. Those are stakeholders. And you know what they might like once in a while? Someone to remind them that you can stop a riot faster with a kind smile and a blowjob than you can with just a blowjob.
I called my Newfie friend's number today. One of them, at least. I haven't talked to her in years, not since she really pissed me off. I suppose I pissed her off too. Wow, that's too bad, right? Fuckin' Pisces. I do miss her, though. Now that we've moved into Final Jeopardy, the numbers of people I can call get exponentially greater with each re-attachment link.

Looks like Obama down there. He may actually deserve it. Speaking of Obama, I have his phone because the rules for eavesdropping on that phone is/were/are different from the rules of eavesdropping on all those phones that were confiscated by Douchebag Johnson McCall, dude, seriously, I bought that for her. You need to keep it on ice? Wow, what a great idea, I'm sure there won't be any blowback or digital turbulence or anything.
Meanwhile, the blonde doesn't deserve it. Now, let's see... I'm tired of writing, that's for sure. You know what else I was recently tired of? Watching people overdose. On
spumoni. Ugh.