Oh Canada

[Laser]

Expect more of the same then. That guy’s probably worse than Trudeau and no doubt a globalist with affliliations with the WEF.

And...voila!

https://www.weforum.org/people/jean-charest

Do you want the puppet on the left or on the right?

Obviously a sheep in wolf's clothing, but less cringeworthy than Trudeau.

[Master Trollda]

Obviously a sheep in wolf's clothing, but less cringeworthy than Trudeau.

I really don’t see how. He seems like at least as big a weasel as Castro Jr. Bernier is your only real choice. Anything else will just be more of the same. I’m sure you’re probably right though. Canadians will probably vote for another WEF drone, unfortunately.

[Jackstar]

Bernier is your only real choice. Anything else will just be more of the same.

I just spoke with Mr. Wharf; he has presented options:


#1) Demand proof of life from The Queen. (She's fucking dead. ADMIT IT.)
#2) While that gets tossed back and forth, set up for a Constitutional Convention. WOTR writes and publishes a Declaration of Independence. (Stay with me here.)
#3) This will, in quite short order, trigger all Quebecois to go completely apeshit. (Few will notice.) Consequent mobilization ("Holy shit, the apes are starting to stockpile their poop instead of throwing it at each other.") will inevitably follow and mysteriously, the Timing will be Divinely Perfect. (/flex)
#4) Manadatory U.S. response ("We must secure the Great Lakes for the future of (Blank) America. CIRCLE THE WAGONS, AAHHHH—") will force a drawdown to Ukrainian support. Putin swoops in and decapitates the remaining Hydra (Hail. Sup.) in short order and we can all just go home and get laid. Doesn't that sound nice?
#5) Use high ceremonial magick to summon the spirit of Benjamin Franklin. (Trust me, you'll want a fresh imprint on all of your wimmins first.) Anyway this thing goes down, he'll fix things from there, especially once "Ding-Dong, The Witch Is Dead" remixes start taking the continent by storm. Have a little faith, Puny Revolutionaries. Oh, he'll show up, count on it. Whose idea do you think this all is? Pfft.



I'm just a patsy. But, I still do alright. You're welcome, Canada. Keep my name out of your papers. Thanks in advance.

Semper fi.

[Jackstar]

Do you want the puppet on the left or on the right? :D

Masters are being taken out.

Permanently.

[Brother OJ]

How did the opening of the Outer limits go? We control the horizontal we control the vertical we can make it etc etc etc

[WOTR]

I just spoke with Mr. Wharf; he has presented options:


#1) Demand proof of life from The Queen. (She's fucking dead. ADMIT IT.)
#2) While that gets tossed back and forth, set up for a Constitutional Convention. WOTR writes and publishes a Declaration of Independence. (Stay with me here.)
#3) This will, in quite short order, trigger all Quebecois to go completely apeshit. (Few will notice.) Consequent mobilization ("Holy shit, the apes are starting to stockpile their poop instead of throwing it at each other.") will inevitably follow and mysteriously, the Timing will be Divinely Perfect. (/flex)
#4) Manadatory U.S. response ("We must secure the Great Lakes for the future of (Blank) America. CIRCLE THE WAGONS, AAHHHH—") will force a drawdown to Ukrainian support. Putin swoops in and decapitates the remaining Hydra (Hail. Sup.) in short order and we can all just go home and get laid. Doesn't that sound nice?
#5) Use high ceremonial magick to summon the spirit of Benjamin Franklin. (Trust me, you'll want a fresh imprint on all of your wimmins first.) Anyway this thing goes down, he'll fix things from there, especially once "Ding-Dong, The Witch Is Dead" remixes start taking the continent by storm. Have a little faith, Puny Revolutionaries. Oh, he'll show up, count on it. Whose idea do you think this all is? Pfft.



I'm just a patsy. But, I still do alright. You're welcome, Canada. Keep my name out of your papers. Thanks in advance.

Semper fi.

I don't understand this. I was always told that Am Marie Cans know nothing about Canada. And here it seems that many here know more about this country than half of it's population.

I'm busy working on the declaration now. If you could hold off the revelation of the queens demise for at least 24 hours it would be helpful.

[Jackstar]

I don't understand this. I was always told that Am Marie Cans know nothing about Canada.

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I'm busy working on the declaration now. If you could hold off the revelation of the queens demise for at least 24 hours it would be helpful.

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Keep it legit—and make it sound like a script. *click*

[Master Trollda]

Canadian Girl
19 hours ago
People who don’t wear seatbelts are better drivers .
People who don’t wear helmets are safer riders.
Cars hit less people when they aren’t wearing helmets .
Countries without speed limits have less accidents.

Your nanny state doesn’t provide you more safety but the illusion of more safety while you pretend your government is your daddy and he’s looking out for your best interests.

[Master Trollda]

[Master Trollda]

[Brother OJ]

Then why do I still see people by themselves in their cars wearing masks?

[Master Trollda]

[Master Trollda]

Until 2025

[WOTR]

Until 2025

I have always wanted to live under an NDP government. Should be the final nail in this coffin...

On a side note, I was talking with an ex coworder last week. He is a native elder, and the conversation turned to residential schools and various damage that was done (also the decay of "our" culture and overdoses and the continuation of the same in his) among other "forbidden" topics. It was interesting.

But while pondering our conversation, I realized that while we talked about the pointless lip service of the government and society wanting to move on, I had not asked him directly what actually would help... So I went back today and asked the question.

After considering the question for awhile, he led me over to another native fellow with more knowledge who invited me to a pipe ceremony. I will end up going- but it is another thing that I had never even considered. I always assume that white people who go "seeking" that are the white liberals who want to put a check mark beside the experience and post to their instagram (I get the irony of my mentioning it here.)

I would never seek it out, and almost feel like an intruder (despite an invitation being offered.) I suppose it is because I am not a politician for a photo op (hi, Justine.) I'm not really an "ally" and I'm not somebody who has spent my life studying the first nations. Having said that, I asked "what would be the steps that society could take that would help bridge the divide" and the answer was that I should join him in a pipe ceremony on the reserve. So, in the end, I assume it would almost be disrespectful not to go when that was the answer. I do think it may be a month or two before I am actually ready to go.

It's a strange life finding yourself in places that you never thought you would be.

*Also, it has me considering what is causing the breakdown of "our" society. The addictions, the suicides, the overdoses are not a "native" problem. They seem to be increasing and you can watch society starting to show cracks...

[Worthauger]

talking with an ex coworder

#WordFag!