NGL: I don't know if this video is, or if it even was in the original post, and I'm not going to be bothered to check. Maybe there's some Facebook fact checkers that have some free f****** time.
Oh, no wonder I forgot this. Key takeaways:
Number one: Guam is way ahead of you in line.
Number two: Why don't we just call you one large gas station, like Russia?
Number three: Maybe you wouldn't be so opposed to US domestic policy if your domestic policy wasn't bought and sold by Khazarian mobsters desperate for relevance in today's increasingly modern, hip-to-the-edge society.
Corollary to above point: let's call it 3.5 — other than being gay and French and incompetent, is there anything Canada brings to the table that is new? Some new technology for syrup? Some news about the Hudson Bay company that went out of business, it's the oldest corporation in existence and it just whiffed out, I guess it happens when your Forest get nuked, oh is that a secret still that you nuked your Forest, do you know who did it? Probably not. Now, do you even know if it was a nuke, or do you have any word for weapon of mass distraction besides "nuke" or did you just use "nuke" because you want to be perceived in the international arena as, “tough on technology?” You know... complaining about nukes? Very trendy. Similarly, why don't you complain about Fukushima, doesn't that sort of tacitly admit that you, as part of your National Collective Identity, wanted this outcome? Please, be specific in your rebuttal.
Number four: I'd rather have Ireland and Ottawa combine into one superstate and make that the 51st state before even thinking of all of Canada, why would I want all of Canada, why would anyone want all of Canada? You don't even want all of Canada... I think you just want the rights to exploit it. These days it's important to build your collective national brand identity. It's mandatory to defend that trademark in order to be taken seriously.
Number five: Canada will never have another chance to make a first impression on me. Still- at least you're superior to public school, at least in some media markets.
Number six: Without the intent to defraud or mislead the public a conspiracy cannot exist, nor can there be an agreement between one person and themselves. And I know this might be a little bit over your head, Canada, but the situation is thus: My country has a strong tradition of political discourse through mocking satire. Your country doesn't have a tradition of strength at all.
NUMBER 7: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU RAN AND BET ON THE OTHER HORSE. What was your connection to Benedict Arnold? Let me guess: you took his money, and he was so surprised. It's not a very impressive guess, I'll admit.
Number eight: at one point all I wanted was a hug. At this point, I want every goddamn sovereign Nation on the entire f****** planet to be a f****** state to the United States of America and leave Canada out. (Standards.) Why consider īT? O
Are other countries begging to join the Canadian system? Is your Northern exposure considered to be the hot fashion these days? I wouldn't know, since being held incommunicado and being hassles and/or harassed by your various psychotic Leaf operatives gives me a skewed picture of the overall situation.
Number nine: Make like a tree and get out of here. You exist for one particular reason, and one particular reason only:
cowardice.
And also these several layers of separation that were needed between the Illuminati and the Native Americans who can shapeshift. I don't blame people for being leery of the consequences of lying to race of Celestial shapeshifters that tricked everybody to believe they were Native to this planet, maybe they are, depends on what your definition of Native is I suppose.
Oh yeah, and one more thing, one of your a§§īī⭕īīLμ shapeshifters down here who pretends to be police officer is a real piece of incompetent work. Were they just sent here to cause trouble and so to send, or are we supposed to train them and then send them back, I'm not really clear. And while I probably I'm not going to do what you want me to do, because, Canada: I'm not your little b¡†cī-ī, I am more than happy to not get in the way of a legitimate State operation.
tl;dr: Tecumseh sends his best wishes and his warmest regards — courtesy of myself under Sourcerous Auspice. (Just act like it's a compliment. Because it is: until discounted.) Seriously, he's my new spirit guide, well he's not really new, but he's the most recent... I don't want to say "recruit" because I didn't, and I certainly don't want to say “refugee” because he wasn't running... and you're no threat to anyone but yourselves, Canlandia.
BIBLICAL.🤔 Yes, I am sure you all thought that was a mere... Jest. Well, you can Jest my grits, Bureaustars.
APPLICATION DENIED. Hey, here's an idea why don't you and Jefferson go get a room? You have the demeanor. ÇĪÅ∅!
