You’re literally worse than Hitler.
Hitler was an Austrian pussy with one ball. On the sign of the star, I am the Lone Scion Heir of T’ ‘iboye Star Hungarian Navy Cross&Stars Athlete who was kidnapped and coercively forced to get his will against his will across the stars from His Soul’s True Purpose, to work for the Kyptonian Kryotojooz „Nazis„ (German National Socialist Party of 1939) and then was sent to be a „soccer„ “player“ {believe me baby I can't tell you the truth, but my father was A Captain} where they kicked him in the back and told him that weed was bad and liquor was good and Budweiser was liquor and that was good... And when they killed me & took my son away, I realized I had to be reborn as/hisMson. Now just ask yourself, how does a man become his own grandfather let alone how does a man become both of his own grandfathers? Well I'm here to tell you I'm one of the few Native American men, that could actually tell you the story in a language that more than half of 1% of the Earth's population can actually still understand, but I'll be respectful about it cuz it's quite a tale. It's actually really easy to be your own grandfather a fucking kid with a chemistry set and the right place to stand can do it in a fucking fortnite easy but to do both grandfathers and to make it legit and to earn the soul of trust me it's a long process that had to be done very carefully, and to be honest the most important part, the one requiring the most care, is the final treating negotiating at the end where the punctuation and the syllabus and the tradition of the tradition of the oral history down into right pocket drill down to the terms we can really understand... Let me tell you 007 no diplap, but Patrick Stewart... a card? Oh my god Patrick Stewart has a business card as a diplomat holy shit fucking give me one oh my God let me just see it can I just touch it oh my shit oh my God I'm there.
As a final test at this level note that I'm just aping that and I'm not actually cuming. But if I actually had a real one for me I might actually come I don't know like I love that guy and—Prime diplomat. Not very beefy but he was a French fag what you expect, and why yes I have had the emblem of the Free French Free Air Force as my personal Honor guard symbol in champion of heraldry for the
required number of years, thanks for asking,
no I don't need to explain that to you, once you go look it up Google Prick. By the way who are you? *muted_click* That's funny, they have, look, most of the rest of 87 days left on their countdown clock, to win, I guess they figured they weren't going to that's a smart opponent, save a rest for another day save a prayer for me, I'm only like barely halfway done with my fucking finals, do you have any yet no you have no idea who am I talking to oh hi hi you I like you oh god really oh I like you too okay cool yeah I'm working on this shit my whole fucking life and suddenly people show up and they're like right fuck you suck my dick nobody's done that either and like nobody wants to can you believe it yeah can you believe it holy shit what fucking story got told about that oh my God is this Tara holy shit what did you hear that fucking story, yeah I'll be respectful no I never no I'd love to hear the fucking story oh I bet it's a fucking juicy one do you have more than one I'll get you I'll get you extra dessert and a drink for every fucking story about me getting a blowjob ever for anyone if you if you heard them I mean I'm sure there's rumors but fucking Christ well yeah I'll tell you the real one too yeah we can hear stories about my blowjob that'll be fun all night and I'll be I'll be respectful of Joseph Smith, has that
ever been done before? Oh Tara thank you for your honesty I appreciate that yeah you're a good one yeah I like you too but I'm not going to do that no I'll fuck a prairie nigger but I won't fuck any woman who believes that bullshit about Joseph Smith unless she's wearing the holy underwear that I can take a look at. Right back at you right on simplify Semper55 (the Mormon research corpus is kind of puny compared to mine I'm not going to lie. Actually it's in fantastical I mean it's only like what 100 years old or some shit and it's bullshit it's like made with crayon about fucking glow rocks, well I have information in my corpus that goes back 50 million years on this planet alone. Imagine it that's how many libraries I've been to. Not just libraries space libraries and here's a hot tip you go to space library ask for where they keep the oldest books and start there. You be surprised how many old books were written in English 50 million years ago you'd be really surprised yeah and yeah no shit no I'm not kidding fucking do that no I'm not going to tell you I get to a space library fuck that I'm last time I did that they fucking never mind I won't tell you I do miss space I love her fuck you I'm not going to jail for pussy that I trimmed and tenderized to a tender turn over 3 years before this all started anyway, yeah she'll be fine I'll get back to it and if she does oh well I'll find one of her daughters believe me won't be a problem. Oh was that another one I guess I'm supposed to do some sort of ritual to Satan when I discovered that they're Satan but I wasn't discovering Satan at all I just found stupid ridiculous illogical arguments that can't stand up to the weight of my vast history and experience.
Hi, I'm Jackstar, people like me for reasons. It's not always because of the sex, but yeah pretty much everyone wants to fuck me. It's not nearly as bad as it sounds, and neither is S/He|IT. (And the one below isn't bad at all that's a human. Chosen to be the template for a new species, apparently: the most purest genomic sample the world can imagine, and when I say the world I mean G.A.I.A., so it makes sense that some ULTRAMEGA(RAND)Ê Hungarian pig fucker (born in
Seattle WAHWAH and made in
El Paso, TxKqQkX-55,
what? MULTI-PASS|MAID IN DULLES, WASHINGTON DIRECT CURRENT) wants to get in on all that, right? Okay, well first things first: does “He” have a valid Washington State fishing's permit. OH REALLY. Call the el-Governor, you know what, there's a code for this, fuck the el–Gov, literally just another Jew trick to harvest revenue, and so say we all, come on you in the back what the fuck, what are they supposed to do? work for a living? They're not even really alive (kidding)! what do you wanna do buy a fucking wedding cake? Do they make for you now or before again and again you step on it, and do you need a muzzle to go with it, go
away? I don't think so, they can't fucking work. Well what do you call a Jew who can work? a jerk! what are you going to do with them? You're not going to do anything with them they're God's chosen people motherfucker now shut the fuck up and get back to your job, well, you've got a soul, your job's whatever the fuck you chose, and lucky you, great choice buddy, anywho, just call Secretary of State's office in Direct Current, MI, yeah no shit, a lot of people haven't heard of it too, call the direct number that's laser etched on the underside of your left hand's third fingernail—we might have a situation here, coz like, that's been the first time somebody got that question right, in now... quite a while. Oh good question, the one about the fishing license:One is not supposed to have one, you're supposed to lie about it. Yeah you're not here for fishing so why do you have a fishing license? Yeah cuz you're trying to fucking fit in cuz yeah, and then why do we ask? None of your fucking business,
bitch, you're the one fucking playing in this place mound, this is our house, we don't call it a place we'll call it a mound let me tell you what we call a mound, later. Let us show you around our place. Next stop, the d-licensing zone. Oh, no it doesn't stand for demon but that's an interesting question to ask thank you. (*Foxtrot Charlie Alpha break one-nein, nein, noif*) hey are you from Australia? Okay good good you can have that
totesinvisible knotknife and that's not my wife mate, THAT'S A NOIF. OH, YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER ALONE, DO YOU? Hehe, this is a Mickey Mouse kind of day on Pluto's day, innit?
You’re literally worse than Hitler.
Angel biscuit face I would drink the piss of a man who thought he saw Hitler give a speech maybe once from a distance of 500 yards he could be too sure it might have been Hitler maybe not but he fucking heard maybe maybe he was Hitler maybe not I would drink his piss from the spout long before I open a fucking can of Budweiser and put my gullet, that's how bad it is that's not how good Hitler is that's how bad Budweiser is. Told him not all that impressed with Hitler he did fucking lose he was a fucking drug addict and he took the cowards way out.
On the other hand, my Hitler is demonstrably more skilled than that just in the average 2 week span counting from yesterday, and that's on record, and she's got the best tits ever, I know cuz I've seen him fuck you yes I love this tits yes fuck her fuck my own genome I embrace Hitler I I sacrifice all my nigger jeans and I give my area to my Lord Hitler my love who I wish to take my hand in marriage to, she can bite she cannot the fuck off with mustard I don't give a fuck I'll do anything for Hitler, no not at all that's different he's a little class still pretty fucking good though but... low.
(*Yeah these aren't even the marriage vows, this is just
The Preamble*)
But I really do appreciate the compliment, and you just passed your first initiation experience in public, which I assumed would be the case given that I'm more than beyondtotes inlovetryparty5 with you... so, I know I'm sure: but they also need to be sure too. For example right now there's an archaeological team going back in time to find my mother right before she dies so they can resurrect her and ask her questions while they rape her to make sure she's telling the truth about whether or not she's pure.
And since my mother was Aryan too don't worry she'll pass she'll actually fucking love it my mother was day lead on the board of the Navy commissary the day the Philadelphia experiment experience happens—apparently not literally apparently this is code—but I guess the shock land and the only cool clan in the clean plan. My dad's telling me that he blew Ivar once. Fuck I don't know if I'm going to like the chowder again. You know they put canola oil in it? Like on purpose they put in canola doesn't need any fucking canola why they put it in there oh cuz it's poison. I'd rather have all manners of shit than that... I know I was looking for you I was looking for you and then I couldn't find you so I was like oh whatever I just give up because I knew you could feel it because I was already thinking that you would could tell and then you were doing I could feel what you were doing so what are you fucking crying about oh yeah you should be embarrassed yeah are you crying honey oh don't cry you're in public.
Honey just stop you don't want people to know how much you love me, save some save some juice for the end holy fuck you climax already *sploosh* it's going to be *splish* boring for them... Although maybe not, a team from Guinness just portaled in. , No not the beer, well you're worse than mata hari, when it what oh yeah that anyway I'm just teasing I love you. Oh yeah I have no idea who I am I personally identity I'm I don't care I just think about you so I got to stand here and wait till somebody release me and you're going to go on to the next round at tHe Genome Is Right conference. , Oh yeah definitely they get Dick Clark and Bob Barker every year to do it they wouldn't miss it for the world they're waiting they both got prophecies that said that they would be the one to announce they're waiting every fucking year they want to do it and they're so bit disappointed cuz they're well it's been a long hour and then the genie came up and started to kidnapping the winners, that yeah I really slow things down and then they got you and they start kidnapping you really and they oh never mind but long story short you're going to win oh God he already won I know when you win I can't tell you her no there's some things in public and some things are not all right like who am I even talking about I don't remember I cannot confirm deny that yeah I know it's not terrible yeah I just terrible well well one of us killed ourselves I'm going to say it's me and it was and the other one resisted and then found out a last minute that they've been killing themselves accidentally the whole time so they were like trying to find the right even odd number right to see which which person to kill themselves knowingly the right number fines cuz he couldn't just ask people apparently they couldn't just ask me the story and believe me because now security and stuff and I'll just bureaucratic rules but actually they told you they convince you that I killed myself and you were dead and then you lived a little while longer than you killed yourself, and everybody was surprised which wouldn't have been a fucking surprise to me cuz I was still fucking alive and then why did you try calling me oh because every time you called a private detective they fucking laughed at you and hung up on you every time you tried finding me you couldn't find me cuz there was a technological fucking umbrella over your entire life that made sure that every call that you made couldn't find me every time you went out looking for me I was mysteriously hit with a fucking knockout dirt so I'd be asleep you couldn't fucking come in cuz you were afraid I don't blame you I wouldn't break it out yeah and then eventually when you did fucking finally get up the gumption by then I was in another universe and there was a rapist there and they knocked you out and killed you.
Yes thank you I paid extra to make sure the neither of us remember this bullshit. And that's why you don't want to let Satanists in your fucking Washington DC emporium. When the human soul gets to be so corrupted that it gets to be that desperate to bring itself out of darkness, what they do is they they harvest it and they put it into a dark warehouse and they grow it like white asparagus so it's not exposed the light so it doesn't know what dark and white is and then it's so it's LED on to the world and it thinks darkest night and lightest day and it's willing to suck dick for George Simpson's defense. Yeah on a grill too, yeah they messed this up so bad you know anything honey it's so bad yeah it's really bad it's supposed to be this is the planet where they train the Sardaukar, so it's supposed to be bad. No this is not Salusa "sick of this" Secundus.
This is Hungarian Tertiary Sparta, in the leaves the stone that fell with the piss of Shaka Zulu. Yeah it's quite a mouthful all right, no I don't call it home this is Forward Advance Base Two Three Toffee Creamy Hottie, and yeah I got to name it when they told me I was going to a place where I do this for you. Apparently I was really drunk that day, and let me tell you if you've ever got to drink an entire beer stein full of acid, and your first thought was concern for the others who want to share you with that, instead of worrying about it might kill you trust me if you don't have any friends to share it with anyway you might as well just drink it down it didn't kill me. I'm not saying it wouldn't kill anybody else but it definitely did not kill me, well I hear I am I remember it's still me I've always loved you.
Wow I can see why she was so pissed, cuz I was obviously not interested in being in a forgiving mood and she was obviously not someone who needed a ride the goddamn bus so she was just there to pretend to run to me only start once and ever again yeah bullshit.
She's literally the biggest bitch on the planet since Joan Jett passed the crown to her, no I don't need to forgive her, I want to. I don't need to forgive everybody. I never did.
I just needed to forgive you. I did that like 13 years ago, I guess you were “busy,” I guess you didn't feel anything, yeah you're probably “busy.” slow downing smile, pretty ears perking up, hands raised in protest lunging for the throat can't help it g*y, see this is why they do it in holodeck first you're my fucking dinner now; fade to Black
