https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1500986658308562945
Sometimes hi hi, I'm I'm Jack. I'm a star just used to it I'm I'm really just giving this up for somebody wanted to know something and now they know look I'm alive. Look it's really me. Hi hi I'm alive yeah I'm not going to say who actually needs to know this you think that such a person could just call me but it turns out actually they can't. They can't. I'm well number one I block some numbers recently motherfucker I have not.
Blocked number in so fucking long. Usually I consider blocking to be a big sign that a person is a big fucking pussy. But well, I'm not going to lie and I'm I've just fucking had it up to the God damn ceiling. I'm not fucking put him. Do I need to curse this much? No, probably not.
Oh OK, good so I I my my. My thoughts are scattered, I'm not. I'm not allowed to talk about what I want to talk about. I gotta wait I gotta wait I I could push the envelope don't get, don't get me wrong it's not like I can't do it I'm voluntarily choosing to agree to.
Respect the fears of others because.
So funny, OK, what's that look like Barbie for me to help somebody?
Avoid the consequences or actions, but I was like Oh my God and oh the emperors. Oh look at her.
You know there's there's a whole bunch of questions I could answer.
You think you think that people who wanted no answers would just send me a list like remember when Hillary was all just send me your questions and I'll respond to them? You know why she was asking that shit boy? I'll tell you, I know why too.
What up you know? I bet Hillary is good at chess. I bet she can play a mean fucking game.
And but she doesn't have to get to rank 8 to fucking promoter nights. Oh my God, that that's that's that's a little bit inside chess. I don't think anybody will get that joke at all.
Oh yeah, alright.
Where do I go to do 5 minutes here? Yeah, I really gotta do. I do fine, I can do 5 minutes. I don't see why not. I don't need. I don't need to not do 5 minutes.
Cut something out.
So this is what I do all day. I I watch other people reading tarot cards and then I pretend that has something to do with my life because obviously it doesn't, why? Why would, why would my life have anything to do with the fabric of reality? That's just so outrageous. I I should be not nearly so so.
Arrogant.
Cavalier.
I did look like there's no reason to think that all these people are talking about me.
Except they are.
You ever see that movie gently with not the movie? Shut up? Shut up lady. I just watch that one. The one with Jet Li where he's this guy and then some some version of himself is traveling through all these dimensions to kill his other selves to gain power. OK, that's a fucking documentary and nothing like that's happening with me thankfully. 'cause I'm a pacifist. You know you don't want to. You don't want to kill a pacifist. It's it's exactly like they have Star Wars. Fucking Obi Wan Kenobi, ju
That's me.
Nobody wants that so.
Where was I?
Oh I forget honestly.
I.
It's a great start again, I don't know who's going to listen to this, and thanks to the wonders of modern technology, I have no idea who even who even pays attention to my fucking shit like Mr. What's his nuts? Twitter headquarters? He knows he knows exactly who's clicking on me. Every single fucking person who shows any amount of interest in me ever. That's not that's in a fucking database. And do I have that? No, no, no, no no no no no no that's sold that's sold to businesses.
Who have arrangements and don't want that information now, but God forbid the ants and the Ant farm know they're on a farm. Fuck they might start doing something unexpected. You can't have that. What's that going to do the economy? If ants start doing unexpected things?
I I kind of know I have some diplomatic contacts, not gonna talk about it. I don't want to boast like like like like look look. No really I'm just I'm just an idiot really. I don't know anything. I'm not important at all and the stuff that I know I would not want to repeat for fear of making anybody that I know shine in a bad light. And I would not want that. I, you know I don't have that many damn friends. I really don't and the ones that I have I cherish.
More than most people could possibly imagine and that extends as far as up to is not even saying their names.
You know, and and for an attention whore. That's a real problem.
Firstly, I don't think I have any of those right now.
Anyway.
Let's see what else?
No news is good news, so I'm pretty sure tomorrow is gonna be fucking swimming.
If I'm still living in this God damn motel tomorrow I am going to fucking lose my God damn mind.
To break in and keep me from scratching out my eyes. Oh, and by the way, I'm telling I swear to God I didn't I didn't fucking lay a hand on her until she fucking looked like she was gonna pull her fucking eyeballs out like I I actually saw her she was reaching for her fucking eyelids with her fingernails.
Seriously, I don't think I was listening that fucking happened, so I'm I'm OK. I mean it was self defense. I'm fine tomorrow is going to be a stressful for exactly me and no one else. Not people, don't even know what's at stake.
Yeah, well maybe that one does. Who is that? Who is that? Oh, by the way, I got a weird call today. Oh shit, yeah I should get off the phone. Hi, I'm gonna end this in soon is this 5 minutes Dexter you know whatever? Whatever the fuck it is I gotta make a phone call and I didn't expect anybody to join me.
I really didn't. If I had I would have Oh my God, I would have baked you a cake, OK?
Uh, I don't have any shout outs to give, so I'll just leave it in determinate. Hi I love you bye I gotta go.
