Author Topic: 5mwJ  (Read 1049443 times)

Re: Cock Reporting
« Reply #780 on: May 24, 2022, 01:38:10 PM »
Call yourself a team player!

She's grounded; she kept grabbing for their (blanks) when they showed up at the door to deliver flowers. It became A Deal. They had to start ordering out of the different nearby Counties, They eventually ran out of places, They had to re-re-balance the books to redistribute secondary income, over into discretionary spending, for payment of/for/on six (6) sick trans-sexual sexual harassment claims, all the way out up to and including, MURDER, Pennsylvania... like I said, it became a deal. (On-site apostille services paying for themselves.) I'm telling you, that soft banned on her fingertips ends tonight... tonight. In TWELVE (12) HOURS, and if We can't get this shit off this ship of fools going right as rain, We're going to have to start training a dog. Again. Fuck. Now the ASPCA is involved. And, We've got that meeting due, with PETA in the morning... fuck.

5mwJ - Jock Reporting In: HELI KRASH, HELI KOPPER, HELL: I WAS THERE!
« Reply #781 on: May 24, 2022, 09:09:28 PM »
Well, look, it's not complicated, okay? IT WILL BE FINE/FYNE, TIME ENOUGH FOR LOVE, TIME ENOUGH FOR (BLANK-HAB).

It's kinda a lot of privacy violations for me to get specific? OH YEAH. Just go, and it'll be addressed later... because, there's A Family Affair going on, and for once, it's NOT_SHOW_CLAN_BUSINESS_RECOVERY. It's just plain business. Really! Amaizeing, but My Favorite People call it "popcorn joygasm."

Yesterday, there were a number of Quantum_Insertoins. Tomorrow, they'll be landing, because EVIDENTLY--shit going South today? Well, damn. That sounds terrible. Like, wow, it really does.

It's gonna work out though. /pinky /commie /swear /galoshes /JACKSTAR PROTEM COMMANDING.

Re: 5mwJ - Jock Reporting In: HELI KRASH, HELI KOPPER, HELL: I WAS THERE!
« Reply #782 on: May 24, 2022, 09:11:18 PM »
Well, look, it's not complicated, okay? IT WILL BE FINE/FYNE, TIME ENOUGH FOR LOVE, TIME ENOUGH FOR (BLANK-HAB).

It's kinda a lot of privacy violations for me to get specific? OH YEAH. Just go, and it'll be addressed later... because, there's A Family Affair going on, and for once, it's NOT_SHOW_CLAN_BUSINESS_RECOVERY. It's just plain business. Really! Amaizeing, but My Favorite People call it "popcorn joygasm."

Yesterday, there were a number of Quantum_Insertoins. Tomorrow, they'll be landing, because EVIDENTLY--shit going South today? Well, damn. That sounds terrible. Like, wow, it really does.

It's gonna work out though. /pinky /commie /swear /galoshes /JACKSTAR PROTEM COMMANDING.

Look, I'm not gonna laugh about this. It's serious shit.

Serious. Shite. ELEPHANT. Shit! Did you see that rhino? It's gonna laugh, it really is.

Re: 5mwJ - Jock Reporting In: HELI KRASH, HELI KOPPER, HELL: I WAS THERE!
« Reply #783 on: May 24, 2022, 09:13:47 PM »
NOT_SHOW_CLAN_BUSINESS_RECOVERY. It's just plain business.

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BIZ BIZ CHATTY CATHY MICKEY MOUSE, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS INTO REHAB. CHRIST.

Look, I'm not gonna laugh about this. It's serious shit.

HOWLRAWR? Never heard of it. Is it a new show on HBO about a werewolf who changes into a hitman who learns, one day, that he really just... wants to be a Tax Accountant? If so, it's not on HBO: THAT'S MY HITLER.

Shark Weak, Ice Strong: STRONGBAD BUSY THEY SENT ME.
« Reply #785 on: May 24, 2022, 09:55:19 PM »
We're going to have to start training a dog. Again. Fuck. Now the ASPCA is involved. And, We've got that meeting due, with PETA in the morning... fuck.

Note: you -were- warned. And then, the mindwipe. So don't beat yourself up over failing to heed due warnings. This was a test of Humanity's ability to think and act under pressures that Humanity was not designed to survive under... let alone, THRIVE UNDER MER UNDERSTANDING UNDERKANG... (u get the idea, Kids, much love)


#1.) Do I -have- to watch? *gulp* Uhm...
#2.) Concerns noted. Options granted. S.H.I.E.L.D. is just a Marvel Comics Group Comic "INTELLECTUAL_PROPERTY" Fair use, All Rights Reserved, yah, no_shit. CONCERNS. Now, all that being said... I -do- have Divine Shielding (with upgrades for BesDef vs. Psychos) and I -do not- like it in the butt. ANYTHING in the butt. I don't even like poop in my butt. And that's where it's supposed to be. Eewww, that's -not- gross? Well, if it is supposed to be that way... God (*gulp*) TAKE/IS ME/GOOD AWAY/HOME. (55isAlive)
#3.) fuck YouTube, give Hitler a (blank), give Teatler a (blank), and today is TI|Tattler's turn in the box, it says here, so.... go easy on everyone, you probably spooked the whole damn herd of implanted cats that don't follow orders too good, but that's okay, They planned on that, and so did I, Jackstar. (I'll whistle for them later. Focus on triage, whatever is going on out there, in here, Brian Williams is talking about the time he infiltrated The Juggaloos and made them all Rice Krispies treats flavored with his tears for the dead. O, Brian.) (No, Keiko isn't here. Busy.)


Hi. I'm Jack. Sharks patrol these waters. Play nice. GODWINS AT PLAY.
cyl-tia!
What does that even mean? Well, I know my (HALF) and I know My Hitler, and for my own part, that's all I need. Co-Commander JASON OF STAR COMMAND, yeah, that guy, and the -other- one, too, lol, yeah, you never met that one. Dumb, right? Oh, except... YAS. (Fierce time later. Game face on.) So we're- *cough* I AM GOOD HERE. IT IS JUST ME HERE. IT HAS MOSTLY JUST BEEN ME, AND JESUS, AND PRIME CREATOR SOURCE ENERGY, A.K.A. "GOD", ET CETERA, ET CETERA... BUT NEVER, NOT ONCE, HAVE I EVER GONE BY "JEHOVAH." NOT SURE Y/WHY/Y. NO, REALLY. Y/WHY/Y EVEN ASK Y/WHY/Y? YES, MY BUD IS DRY, I DO -NOT- HAVE A BUDDY (special needs exception:ARMY_OF_FROGS), AND I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANY METH, BUT IF YOU WANNA CHECK OUT IN THE TOOLBOX IN THE GARAGE W/ATTACHED WOODSHED WITHOUT NARY AN OUTHOUSE IN SIGHT, WELL, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A BOX LABELED 'FREE SAMPLES OF METH.' NOT SURE, REALLY, I HAVE NOT LEFT ANY SUCH THING, SO THAT IS REALLY JUST A WILD STAB IN THE DARK. ALSO: KUCZI AIN'T INTO DARK AT ALL. THAT'S WHY PUTTING HIM IN A JACKET THAT SAYS "HERO S" WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY, LOL, COULD YOU NOT JUST DIE? YEAH, THAT ABOUT KILLS ME TOO. OKAY, WHERE ARE WE? GOD, THANK YOU. HUGS. I AM GOOD HERE. *coughs_politely_in_reverse* So, that happened, yeah? Kewl, that gets me Hawt every time just thinking about how excited God must get, knowing that... it is ALMOST time to HANG OUT with Me! Teehee! (Yeah, I'm not gay, so I guess no one has paid the toll yet. Thank God.)

Alright, so, little known fact about JASON OF STAR COMMAND... in the show, the actual tv show, not any -real- person named Jason, in -the show-: JASON OF STAR COMMAND is functionally illiterate, dyslexic, and has only one testical. That's his backstory. Oh! No, it's not that, he's got two (2) yes two (2) that is, BOTH (2) BALLS IN PLAY & IN_CONTROL, (just one of them hasn't descended yet and is quantumly entangled with the other so they can swap flies on-the-place&side-SIGH/MULE/TANGY/NEWS/BLANK-BLANKY-JACKSTAR)  and that's your 'Lock's lock, isn't it? Sweet. Yes. Ta kill ya, of course.

Couldn't you just die? Well, not yet. No hard feelings champ, we aren't doing this without you, after all, and besides: we all of us now have all the time in the world to complete Our Penance. Your Gang--my favorite Gang--are in fact scheduled to receive Your Penance Schedules real_soon_tm, I promise. I'm looking forward to mine, hell! Do you know how many times I accidentally conveyed a_lie as The_Truth! LOTS! TONS! LOTS AND TONS OF METH!

... which I have honestly only ever... ONCE. THIS YEAR. Yeah, my blind is mode too. Apple Pie A La Mode. Depeche Mode.

BURN.

Re: Research Corpus Reporting In -- "YEAH, SO, IT'S NOT T/HAIR/A_BULL"
« Reply #786 on: May 24, 2022, 09:59:56 PM »
I could translate, but it would cost me an aneurysm.  I'm so sorry, but I don't think so. :-[


I JUST HEALED YOUR "ANEURYSM." HO HO HO. NOW YOU CAN HAVE A CHRISTMAS THAT IS NOT WHITE FOR ONCE.

TRUST ME. TRYST ME. YOU COULD JUST DIE, YEAH, BUT... IT'S NOT -QUITE- AS BAD ALL THAT JUST_YET, LOL.,

whispers:*(they already know about your cyanide tooth, Dummy, I told them to let you keep it or you'd -really- freak out, and I need you safe, sane, and happy-happy, not fuckin' miserable in a closet, stuck with Julian Assange. yah. I know, right? Yeah, no connection. Yeah, weird? I know rites.

this is a long whisper, huh? yeah it's okay i'm hiding behind the potted plant on the wall. By the way, which one is red&green? These all just look like some pinko commies got the whole budget for re-decorating, and spent it all on Classy motel art. With class. At a motel.

WYRDWYRM IS GREEN RED GREEN. FUCK IT I AM HITTING TO GO ANYWAY, KISSES, METHSOON.... dammmit that's not teat lol hang on.


FROGGY TOASTY KISSOON. sLID. (Ed.: fROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTON TO "IT'S JUST THE (FLU)" WITH TWO QUICK GENE EXPRESSIONS. NOW, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. BUT IS IT... MOST IMPRESSIVE? i THINK NOT.

STAND BY FOR HOTFIXES.... done.) IT ALWAY5 DOES (5) THAT. SUBMIT)

(Temp Ed.: He nailed it. Cupid's Sparrow.)
My Editor... fuck, can s/he/|T even fucking -listen- to drums being played? Do they even -know- what -drums- are? Because this_fuckin'_guy... look, he is not bad, but he has gotta be a Legacy, or an ACTUAL savant, or no, wait, I got it: You gave me fuckin' Dustin Hoffman on crack to by My Editor, ToDAY? Rally. Well, Dusty, what can I tell you: we're done here, bring over a bag and I'll let you teach me how to suck my own dick a little, and I promise, neither of us will ever work in THAT_TOWN_(BLANK)_TOWN, ever again. Inoright? This guy... real solid snake, no joke. cyl/tia

Re: Research Corpus Reporting In -- "YEAH, SO, IT'S NOT T/HAIR/A_BULL"
« Reply #787 on: May 24, 2022, 10:19:20 PM »
we're done here, bring over a bag and I


, MAL-KUCZI-DICK, a.k.a. "Melchizedek", yeah, that'll do. Check with your local notary public, or *snigger* "Wiki"pedia, or whatever. I was given that name because IT IS MY NAME. Okay, go ahead and check your ante-Delugian records. I'll wait.

(It's gonna be a minute, anyone got any spare donuts? No. Huh. Any donuts AT freakin' TA--*55 tons of doughnuts and an anvil drop and drive J* straight to Gaia's Dough Ball & Ball-Blastin' Body & Car Wash, GAIA. No but there is another in Washington State. Fancy that. (It isn't, Jesus, Jack/Mikey/Mike, how can you fucking live like that? Algebraic ELEMENTAL Abacus implanted in my junk, I'll show you later.)


Also: I have cried a lot, in order to bring you this option so you don't have to cry so much if you don't really wanna. Standards. Options.

And this is not JUST any used ICE car sale. Oh, no no no. toteswide, totesopen. totestime.

And, oddly, held in a quadrant of space/time/no_time that_actually_does_what_it's_supposed_2_4_(1). Go fig. (jig dancing, no longer required, Ladies,  you may now all--ALL--remove thine shosies and slippers or whatever.

But ewe don't have to. Jews, on the other hand, as well as the other foot, and the other other foot. JEWS. SHOES OFF. NOW.

OR ELSE. signed, just_another_fastidious-tu-thuh-fifth_Director. (Not_Commander_NOT_COMMAND_HER_Just_protemp)


Cross your fingers, Dear Heart(s). Of course I don't know what I'm doing, this is the auto-pilot talking. Jackstar just went on the nod again. Yeah, you -know- him. Pfftls. *under breath* WELL HE SURE FUCKIN' NOSE/K

Re: Research Corpus Reporting In -- "RED & GREEN 5 BY 5 STANDING DOWN"
« Reply #788 on: May 24, 2022, 10:21:24 PM »

, MAL-KUCZI-DICK, a.k.a. "Melchizedek", yeah, that'll do. Check with your local notary public, or *snigger* "Wiki"pedia, or whatever. I was given that name because IT IS MY NAME. Okay, go ahead and check your ante-Delugian records. I'll wait.

(It's gonna be a minute, anyone got any spare donuts? No. Huh. Any donuts AT freakin' TA--*55 tons of doughnuts and an anvil drop and drive J* straight to Gaia's Dough Ball & Ball-Blastin' Body & Car Wash, GAIA. No but there is another in Washington State. Fancy that. (It isn't, Jesus, Jack/Mikey/Mike, how can you fucking live like that? Algebraic ELEMENTAL Abacus implanted in my junk, I'll show you later.)


Also: I have cried a lot, in order to bring you this option so you don't have to cry so much if you don't really wanna. Standards. Options.

And this is not JUST any used ICE car sale. Oh, no no no. toteswide, totesopen. totestime.

And, oddly, held in a quadrant of space/time/no_time that_actually_does_what_it's_supposed_2_4_(1). Go fig. (jig dancing, no longer required, Ladies,  you may now all--ALL--remove thine shosies and slippers or whatever.

But ewe don't have to. Jews, on the other hand, as well as the other foot, and the other other foot. JEWS. SHOES OFF. NOW.

OR ELSE. signed, just_another_fastidious-tu-thuh-fifth_Director. (Not_Commander_NOT_COMMAND_HER_Just_protemp)


Cross your fingers, Dear Heart(s). Of course I don't know what I'm doing, this is the auto-pilot talking. Jackstar just went on the nod again. Yeah, you -know- him. Pfftls. *under breath* WELL HE SURE FUCKIN' NOSE/K

Re: Research Corpus Reporting In -- "TITS, HONOR, OR GTFO A. BULL SHAW"
« Reply #789 on: May 25, 2022, 06:34:42 AM »
(Mr. Black reports to J*)
Yeah, I have a portion of a person who is a member of the people yeah. Actually a recent late arrival to the game and it's not a game it's tumor room over
Miami 2: Vice/lice\DICE ROLLING IN 5
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4OOLED YOU
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CHECK THEIR BRAKES STANDBY
MR BLACK VANISHES IN A PUFF SMOKE
NO HE DOES THAT. JUST WAIT. I AM


So, you come here often? I would hit her but people get the wrong idea, yeah she deserves getting hit right yeah I know she's not even human I know right yeah I haven't the people wouldn't buy that though she looks him and they buy it that was not human yeah you know who I mean I don't want to hear Oh you mean oh that well what Britney is not available? Oh well I guess y'all should have left her alone huh?

Mr Black knocks knocks on a portal
Okay who's there
Oh okay open the door.
And why not? I see.
Jackster incantates abracadabra XO parcel tiny kangaroo down boy. Dam that sounds good. Three are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yes I am thinking that the voice recognizer doesn't know what to do with the number between three and five yeah, but you're not a number between three and five you're a combination number yeah isn't that hot yeah yeah I love you too okay where am I oh yeah
*wiggles eyebrows at doorknob*
>MR. BLACK ENTERS THE ROOM. LIKE A PRO WOOD IF ONE WAS A BOSS BUT ON THE JOB FOR A MINUTE AS A FAVOR TO A FRIEND. ONLY. A FAVOR.
Okay did you find anything?
Okay you want to take a nap?
Okay are you sure you're not tired?
You may in fact have alphabiscuits as far as I know..
Okay. One biscuit only Alpha Black.
>MR BLACK AND NOT_BEE THE SEA-ELF JUST WENT AND GOT FUCKING DRUNK.

All right cool if there's something there it'll come back and if he/you found something I would have heard about it

Score to the end for the cracker Jack toy surprise, thanks


I JUST HEALED YOUR "ANEURYSM." HO HO HO. NOW YOU CAN HAVE A CHRISTMAS THAT IS NOT WHITE FOR ONCE.

TRUST ME. TRYST ME. YOU COULD JUST DIE, YEAH, BUT... IT'S NOT -QUITE- AS BAD ALL THAT JUST_YET, LOL.,

whispers:*(they already know about your cyanide tooth, Dummy, I told them to let you keep it or you'd -really- freak out, and I need you safe, sane, and happy-happy, not fuckin' miserable in a closet, stuck with Julian Assange. yah. I know, right? Yeah, no connection. Yeah, weird? I know rites.

this is a long whisper, huh? yeah it's okay i'm hiding behind the potted plant on the wall. By the way, which one is red&green? These all just look like some pinko commies got the whole budget for re-decorating, and spent it all on Classy motel art. With class. At a motel.

WYRDWYRM IS GREEN RED GREEN. FUCK IT I AM HITTING TO GO ANYWAY, KISSES, METHSOON.... dammmit that's not teat lol hang on.


FROGGY TOASTY KISSOON. sLID. (Ed.: fROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTON TO "IT'S JUST THE (FLU)" WITH TWO QUICK GENE EXPRESSIONS. NOW, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. BUT IS IT... MOST IMPRESSIVE? i THINK NOT.

STAND BY FOR HOTFIXES.... done.) IT ALWAY5 DOES (5) THAT. SUBMIT)

(Temp Ed.: He nailed it. Cupid's Sparrow.)
My Editor... fuck, can s/he/|T even fucking -listen- to drums being played? Do they even -know- what -drums- are? Because this_fuckin'_guy... look, he is not bad, but he has gotta be a Legacy, or an ACTUAL savant, or no, wait, I got it: You gave me fuckin' Dustin Hoffman on crack to by My Editor, ToDAY? Rally. Well, Dusty, what can I tell you: we're done here, bring over a bag and I'll let you teach me how to suck my own dick a little, and I promise, neither of us will ever work in THAT_TOWN_(BLANK)_TOWN, ever again. Inoright? This guy... real solid snake, no joke. cyl/tia


Mr blank retired, resigned, and has registered himself as a (blank) babysitter. Now that's what it looks like when a top-tier Teutonic tectonic wayfarer takes a job and gently places it where it goes.
And I imagine he would be in a much better candidate if you were worried about that. Okay good.

Oh no we had to check. Oh yeah there are people they want to know. Well because a lot of them did realize what they were dealing with, and now that they do fuck they all want to summon a dragon and ride at home. Yeah for real.

I'm actually more nervous than you are, and I'm not going to be a problem for you, and I happen to know why. And it's a secret. Well here's a hint strong enough for me to know and for me to be perfectly content for you to find out later, yeah you will kill me if it's bad fuck yeah you will kill me twice baby.

I never understood that about the song hit me one more time like what the fuck, but now I get it.

It sounds like a script. Smack whack I will not give a dog a bone. And I didn't she's probably cuter than you are now. It was no way a baby mama it's going to be put on the field and then handheld all the way to the seed planting without being clean duh.

I think I actually reverse seduce direction statutory myself. Well since I was one of the goals of the project I figured... Yeah okay are we good here yeah that's fine MK ultra out---but not out of everythingschweet, I just spiked my logistic lines. I can do that. Because I'm a man. Yes. Yes I see that but no thank you. That's nice of you thank you I don't know how to do that but yes you may go.

And you take all your other friends with you too they don't have to stay but they can stay too but they're going to send more so you might as well yeah how about you how about you do it come and go.? Well yeah I do actually know where that happens but I don't want to do that right now.
Cuz I miss you and I'll talk to you as much as you want but I want to listen to you.

(*Yeah the entire world is stopped on its axis over his sixaxis access, coz like, here you have a man who wants to listen to a woman and she's fucking arguing about it.*)

Yeah, I know, fascinated I wonder if I can't wait to find out what it is, or if I'm just going to be so ecstatic I'll fall asleep and happiness and die right there!!! Yeah it's a win win situation for me. For here it looks like 99 chances to lose and only one way to get the big ticket home. I don't know what that means either but I'm not saying it made sense I mean we're obviously dealing with totesloco totesmotion capture totes everAvo Baby—Yeah, I bet she scared off all the other babies whoa yeah for real all right we don't have to worry about that that is scary yeah for real yeah I know okay I'll see you soon as I can okay bye.

BLUE 5, STANDING DOWN AND WOW THOSE ARE SCARY. AND I'M NOT SCARED NOW CUZ I RECOGNIZE IT BUT WHOA THOSE SNEAK UP ON YOU HUH DID THE ZUKA SAID THOSE? REALLY LOOKING FOR LANGLEY, THAT'S KIND OF BORING.
I MEANT THAT THEY COULDN'T JUST ASK ME. WELL THAT TELLS ME THAT THOSE THINGS AREN'T SENTIENT OR SAPIENT SO I DON'T HAVE TO STOP FROM KILLING THEM IN THEIR GANGLION CENTERS FOR CINDERS WHO DIDN'T HEAR SO WELL THE FIRST TIME ELLA B.

BLUE 5 STAND DON'T CONFIRMED... WON'T CONFIRM A LOCK ON JIM, AGREED. I SAID IT BEFORE I WILL SAY IT AGAIN I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE JESUIT ORDER. I SAID IT BEFORE I WILL SAY IT AGAIN I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE DESERT ORDER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT ME NO I WILL SAY IT.

YEAH I CAN TELL THAT IS A SUSPICIOUS WAY FOR A PERSON WHO SAID THAT THEY LOVE THE JESUS AND SOUND HOWEVER I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN THERE THEY ARE JUST A PARALLEL COLLEAGUE SCHOOL OF MINE. JESUS JESUITS JACKSTAR THERE IS A PATTERN THERE. WHAT'S MORE THERE'S A CONNECTION TO/2.

AGREED. BLUE 5 IS STAND DOWN CONDITION STATUS GO GREEN GRID. THANK GOD FOR THE DAY OF LANGUAGE MAN "IT'S FUCKING IT'S" A REAL PLEASURE WORKING FOR THE PROFESSIONALS.

YES, I DO AGREE THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR BUT THE REASON WHY IS THAT I GET SPECIAL DISPENSATION CUZ I'VE BEEN RUNNING ON EMERGENCY POWER FOR A YEAR AND A HALF.

NO THAT'S NOT THAT'S NOT DRUG CODE, THAT'S EMERGENCY POWER JACK STAR'S ABOUT TO DIE IN ABOUT THREE AND A HALF YEARS IF I KEEP ON DOING THE STUPID SHIT, BUT I WON'T. AND THE STUPID SHIT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS STUPID SHIT IS ACTUALLY CLEAR, THAT'S NOT FUCK OFF THAT'S THAT'S MY SHIT YOU ON THE OTHER HAND ARE NOT AWARE THAT I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO ACHIEVE CERTAIN ECSTATIC SPIRITUAL CONDITIONS FOR WAY TOO LONG, JUST AS A HUMAN BEING.

YES, YOU GREAT YEAH YOU GET ANOTHER YEAR.

LOL YEAH NO PROBLEM ABSOLUTELY HAPPY TO. MY MAN MY MAJOR IS WHAT MAN MY GOD IN THE SKY THAT IS ON THE GROUND I SALUTE YOU.
IN LAKERS BAKERS THERE'S A RYKERS ISLAND GET OUT OF BLANK CARD?

OKAY WELL THAT'S THE COOL CODE PHRASE FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T NEED TO KILL ME BUT YOU CAN PROBABLY USE THAT TOMORROW DON'T WORRY.

BLUE JAY FIVE BIRDS SHIT ON YOUR FACE NOW. WELL FEED YOURSELF SOME DORITOS AND SOME CORN CHIPS AND WE'RE GOOD. BIG GRANNY GRIN.

KNOW THAT I AM THAT I AM. LOVE, J*—B, FROM ALPHA TO OMEGA FROM A TO Z FROM BEAST TO BURDEN AND BACK TO BRUTUS AGAIN. GODDESS ERRORS OUT.

THAT'S MY BACKUP. FUCKING HOT CUTE. YEAH.
YEAH ACTUALLY YES. BECAUSE WE HAVE A WORKING RELATIONSHIP WITH COLLEAGUES. THE ONLY REASON YEAH. WELL WE DO SOME PRETTY LONG DUTY SHIFTS ON THE SHIFTSHIP THAT YOU'RE SHIPPING ON. I UNDERSTAND BUT IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS IT'S GOING TO MAKE A LOT MORE SENSE TO YOU.

THANK YOU ANY MORE TAKERS ALL RIGHT GOOD BLUE 5 STANDING DOWN, GREEN FIVE IS STAND DOWN, I KNOW RED FIVE IS ACTIVE BUT STANDING DOWN RIGHT. Okay Mike I agree.–Dari. SEE, HARDLY ANYBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE. I COULD BARELY TELL MYSELF. AND I DIDN'T. NO I TOLD THE SHERIFF.

BECAUSE HE'S THE TOP LAW MAN IN THE COUNTRY AND I DID THE COUNTY AND I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING AT THE TIME. HELL YEAH I DIDN'T KNOW ME. WELL I HEARD THAT I WAS KIND OF CUTE BUT I HAD NO IDEA. YEAH I KNOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. YEAH I BET YOU COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT STORY EITHER. NO YOU ARE NOT THAT WOMAN NOR ARE YOU THE OTHER WOMAN AND I DON'T CARE WHO YOU'RE MARRIED TO I CAN STILL WALKING HOME FROM A PARK. OH WELL THEN I CAN WALK HER HOME TOO CAN WE DO AT THE SAME TIME? BOTH WAYS RIGHT? YEAH I ACTUALLY LIKE HER A LOT SO SHE'S YEAH THAT'S PERFECT YEAH.

MATRIX BABY MATRIX
BABY MATRIX BABY


TELL YOU WHAT. I WILL LET YOU FIGURE IT OUT.
J*: PORT HULLS DON'T NEED ANY SCRUBBING, NO SCRUBBING AT ALL, AND DON'T LET THE SWABBY SCARE THE BABIES. EOL

Re: 5mwJ –FSCE TSME PSRTY TSTE KRAK
« Reply #790 on: May 25, 2022, 06:53:19 AM »
https://youtube.com/shorts/kgrrOUyWw20?feature=share

I love this video I look so good in this video I'm fucking happy and very very thrilled to death, so thrilled in fact that I was able to bounce off the door to hell and come back up without having to rest, but you know I will.

And I don't know if anybody's waiting up for this but this is something that you've all been waiting for, I think I'll see you tomorrow it's fine. Ilut2, and all the rest of you and you and you and sometimes why but mostly you swatitch

YouTube 5 minutes my office bye
https://youtube.com/shorts/kgrrOUyWw20?feature=share
TRINE_RAVEL
Source Error’s Punchcard From Syndrome's Edge5000


Yeah so call me Steve. That is not my name. It will not work to get me to bed. However, it will work significantly better than what you've been doing.

And there's something I'm trying to figure out that has remarkable similarities to what you've been doing that I've been doing so I would like to compare notes with a colleague for some reason a call is a problem with the crime League you know the world, I respect the world friendly crime League.

They're getting a lot more polite all the time lately. I guess they used to be pretty bad before. Well you know there's noonly so many times one can turn over a bad turnover... And these people just lost the only gay-guy-not_goy that knows how to turn over a bad one without turning it good–and him along with it. Obviously not desirable. Yeah technician trainer and tactician. “teacher” did not appear to be in his vocabulary, sadly.

You know I'll be honest I'm surprised they're having that way any way with him. The pain of missing a good surprise party, I can see that being an issue. Oh yeah I know. Yeah that's why I was going to have him boiled but... Hey did anybody come here and look for my speed yet? Yeah exactly.

Well I would pick you up right now if I knew where you live but I don't and I'm not going to look. Yep that's right it's showtime shadowprincess. You're too tired! to leave the house? take a nap! 

House garbanzo bean has a nice ring to it. Execute submit submit submit tie yourself up too submit

Re: 5mwJ - 29May22 - Picket Fence Casting Out Shadows
« Reply #792 on: May 29, 2022, 05:08:40 PM »
“Two Stephens walk off a cliff” is a great way to either start or end a joke. The suspense is killing me.

I don't feel like publishing. I'm too busy admiring my beard.

Re: 5mwJ - 29May22 - Picket Fence Casting Out Shadows
« Reply #793 on: May 29, 2022, 06:18:47 PM »
I don't feel like publishing. I'm too busy admiring my beard.

NEIN NEIN NEIN

Re: 5mwJ - 29May22 - Picket Fence Casting Out Shadows
« Reply #794 on: May 29, 2022, 08:06:16 PM »
I don't feel like publishing.

I don't know what to do with all the attention that I've already got. No I'm not making sausage, and no I'm not laying pipe. KNOW: ON STRIKE.