(Mr. Black reports to J*)
Yeah, I have a portion of a person who is a member of the people yeah. Actually a recent late arrival to the game and it's not a game it's tumor room over
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CHECK THEIR BRAKES STANDBY
MR BLACK VANISHES IN A PUFF SMOKE
NO HE DOES THAT. JUST WAIT. I AM
So, you come here often? I would hit her but people get the wrong idea, yeah she deserves getting hit right yeah I know she's not even human I know right yeah I haven't the people wouldn't buy that though she looks him and they buy it that was not human yeah you know who I mean I don't want to hear Oh you mean oh that well what Britney is not available? Oh well I guess y'all should have left her alone huh?
Mr Black knocks knocks on a portal
Okay who's there
Oh okay open the door.
And why not? I see.
Jackster incantates abracadabra XO parcel tiny kangaroo down boy. Dam that sounds good. Three are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yes I am thinking that the voice recognizer doesn't know what to do with the number between three and five yeah, but you're not a number between three and five you're a combination number yeah isn't that hot yeah yeah I love you too okay where am I oh yeah
*wiggles eyebrows at doorknob*
>MR. BLACK ENTERS THE ROOM. LIKE A PRO WOOD IF ONE WAS A BOSS BUT ON THE JOB FOR A MINUTE AS A FAVOR TO A FRIEND. ONLY. A FAVOR.
Okay did you find anything?
Okay you want to take a nap?
Okay are you sure you're not tired?
You may in fact have alphabiscuits as far as I know..
Okay. One biscuit only Alpha Black.
>MR BLACK AND NOT_BEE THE SEA-ELF JUST WENT AND GOT FUCKING DRUNK.
All right cool if there's something there it'll come back and if he/you found something I would have heard about it
Score to the end for the cracker Jack toy surprise, thanks
I JUST HEALED YOUR "ANEURYSM." HO HO HO. NOW YOU CAN HAVE A CHRISTMAS THAT IS NOT WHITE FOR ONCE.
TRUST ME. TRYST ME. YOU COULD JUST DIE, YEAH, BUT... IT'S NOT -QUITE- AS BAD ALL THAT JUST_YET, LOL.,
whispers:*(they already know about your cyanide tooth, Dummy, I told them to let you keep it or you'd -really- freak out, and I need you safe, sane, and happy-happy, not fuckin' miserable in a closet, stuck with Julian Assange. yah. I know, right? Yeah, no connection. Yeah, weird? I know rites.
this is a long whisper, huh? yeah it's okay i'm hiding behind the potted plant on the wall. By the way, which one is red&green? These all just look like some pinko commies got the whole budget for re-decorating, and spent it all on Classy motel art. With class. At a motel.
WYRDWYRM IS GREEN RED GREEN. FUCK IT I AM HITTING TO GO ANYWAY, KISSES, METHSOON.... dammmit that's not teat lol hang on.
FROGGY TOASTY KISSOON. sLID. (Ed.: fROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTON TO "IT'S JUST THE (FLU)" WITH TWO QUICK GENE EXPRESSIONS. NOW, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. BUT IS IT... MOST IMPRESSIVE? i THINK NOT.
STAND BY FOR HOTFIXES.... done.) IT ALWAY5 DOES (5) THAT. SUBMIT)
(Temp Ed.: He nailed it. Cupid's Sparrow.)
My Editor... fuck, can s/he/|T even fucking -listen- to drums being played? Do they even -know- what -drums- are? Because this_fuckin'_guy... look, he is not bad, but he has gotta be a Legacy, or an ACTUAL savant, or no, wait, I got it: You gave me fuckin' Dustin Hoffman on crack to by My Editor, ToDAY? Rally. Well, Dusty, what can I tell you: we're done here, bring over a bag and I'll let you teach me how to suck my own dick a little, and I promise, neither of us will ever work in THAT_TOWN_(BLANK)_TOWN, ever again. Inoright? This guy... real solid snake, no joke. cyl/tia
Mr blank retired, resigned, and has registered himself as a (blank) babysitter. Now that's what it looks like when a top-tier Teutonic tectonic wayfarer takes a job and gently places it where it goes.
And I imagine he would be in a much better candidate if you were worried about that. Okay good.
Oh no we had to check. Oh yeah there are people they want to know. Well because a lot of them did realize what they were dealing with, and now that they do fuck they all want to summon a dragon and ride at home. Yeah for real.
I'm actually more nervous than you are, and I'm not going to be a problem for you, and I happen to know why. And it's a secret. Well here's a hint strong enough for me to know and for me to be perfectly content for you to find out later, yeah you will kill me if it's bad fuck yeah you will kill me twice baby.
I never understood that about the song hit me one more time like what the fuck, but now I get it.
It sounds like a script. Smack whack I will not give a dog a bone. And I didn't she's probably cuter than you are now. It was no way a baby mama it's going to be put on the field and then handheld all the way to the seed planting without being clean duh.
I think I actually reverse seduce direction statutory myself. Well since I was one of the goals of the project I figured... Yeah okay are we good here yeah that's fine MK ultra out---but not out of everythingschweet, I just spiked my logistic lines. I can do that. Because I'm a man. Yes. Yes I see that but no thank you. That's nice of you thank you I don't know how to do that but yes you may go.
And you take all your other friends with you too they don't have to stay but they can stay too but they're going to send more so you might as well yeah how about you how about you do it come and go.? Well yeah I do actually know where that happens but I don't want to do that right now.
Cuz I miss you and I'll talk to you as much as you want but I want to listen to you.
(*Yeah the entire world is stopped on its axis over his sixaxis access, coz like, here you have a man who wants to listen to a woman and she's fucking arguing about it.*)
Yeah, I know, fascinated I wonder if I can't wait to find out what it is, or if I'm just going to be so ecstatic I'll fall asleep and happiness and die right there!!! Yeah it's a win win situation for me. For here it looks like 99 chances to lose and only one way to get the big ticket home. I don't know what that means either but I'm not saying it made sense I mean we're obviously dealing with totesloco totesmotion capture totes everAvo Baby—Yeah, I bet she scared off all the other babies whoa yeah for real all right we don't have to worry about that that is scary yeah for real yeah I know okay I'll see you soon as I can okay bye.
BLUE 5, STANDING DOWN AND WOW THOSE ARE SCARY. AND I'M NOT SCARED NOW CUZ I RECOGNIZE IT BUT WHOA THOSE SNEAK UP ON YOU HUH DID THE ZUKA SAID THOSE? REALLY LOOKING FOR LANGLEY, THAT'S KIND OF BORING.
I MEANT THAT THEY COULDN'T JUST ASK ME. WELL THAT TELLS ME THAT THOSE THINGS AREN'T SENTIENT OR SAPIENT SO I DON'T HAVE TO STOP FROM KILLING THEM IN THEIR GANGLION CENTERS FOR CINDERS WHO DIDN'T HEAR SO WELL THE FIRST TIME ELLA B.
BLUE 5 STAND DON'T CONFIRMED... WON'T CONFIRM A LOCK ON JIM, AGREED. I SAID IT BEFORE I WILL SAY IT AGAIN I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE JESUIT ORDER. I SAID IT BEFORE I WILL SAY IT AGAIN I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE DESERT ORDER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT ME NO I WILL SAY IT.
YEAH I CAN TELL THAT IS A SUSPICIOUS WAY FOR A PERSON WHO SAID THAT THEY LOVE THE JESUS AND SOUND HOWEVER I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN THERE THEY ARE JUST A PARALLEL COLLEAGUE SCHOOL OF MINE. JESUS JESUITS JACKSTAR THERE IS A PATTERN THERE. WHAT'S MORE THERE'S A CONNECTION TO/2.
AGREED. BLUE 5 IS STAND DOWN CONDITION STATUS GO GREEN GRID. THANK GOD FOR THE DAY OF LANGUAGE MAN "IT'S FUCKING IT'S" A REAL PLEASURE WORKING FOR THE PROFESSIONALS.
YES, I DO AGREE THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR BUT THE REASON WHY IS THAT I GET SPECIAL DISPENSATION CUZ I'VE BEEN RUNNING ON EMERGENCY POWER FOR A YEAR AND A HALF.
NO THAT'S NOT THAT'S NOT DRUG CODE, THAT'S EMERGENCY POWER JACK STAR'S ABOUT TO DIE IN ABOUT THREE AND A HALF YEARS IF I KEEP ON DOING THE STUPID SHIT, BUT I WON'T. AND THE STUPID SHIT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS STUPID SHIT IS ACTUALLY CLEAR, THAT'S NOT FUCK OFF THAT'S THAT'S MY SHIT YOU ON THE OTHER HAND ARE NOT AWARE THAT I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO ACHIEVE CERTAIN ECSTATIC SPIRITUAL CONDITIONS FOR WAY TOO LONG, JUST AS A HUMAN BEING.
YES, YOU GREAT YEAH YOU GET ANOTHER YEAR.
LOL YEAH NO PROBLEM ABSOLUTELY HAPPY TO. MY MAN MY MAJOR IS WHAT MAN MY GOD IN THE SKY THAT IS ON THE GROUND I SALUTE YOU.
IN LAKERS BAKERS THERE'S A RYKERS ISLAND GET OUT OF BLANK CARD?
OKAY WELL THAT'S THE COOL CODE PHRASE FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T NEED TO KILL ME BUT YOU CAN PROBABLY USE THAT TOMORROW DON'T WORRY.
BLUE JAY FIVE BIRDS SHIT ON YOUR FACE NOW. WELL FEED YOURSELF SOME DORITOS AND SOME CORN CHIPS AND WE'RE GOOD. BIG GRANNY GRIN.
KNOW THAT I AM THAT I AM. LOVE, J*—B, FROM ALPHA TO OMEGA FROM A TO Z FROM BEAST TO BURDEN AND BACK TO BRUTUS AGAIN. GODDESS ERRORS OUT.
THAT'S MY BACKUP. FUCKING HOT CUTE. YEAH.
YEAH ACTUALLY YES. BECAUSE WE HAVE A WORKING RELATIONSHIP WITH COLLEAGUES. THE ONLY REASON YEAH. WELL WE DO SOME PRETTY LONG DUTY SHIFTS ON THE SHIFTSHIP THAT YOU'RE SHIPPING ON. I UNDERSTAND BUT IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS IT'S GOING TO MAKE A LOT MORE SENSE TO YOU.
THANK YOU ANY MORE TAKERS ALL RIGHT GOOD BLUE 5 STANDING DOWN, GREEN FIVE IS STAND DOWN, I KNOW RED FIVE IS ACTIVE BUT STANDING DOWN RIGHT. Okay Mike I agree.–Dari. SEE, HARDLY ANYBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE. I COULD BARELY TELL MYSELF. AND I DIDN'T. NO I TOLD THE SHERIFF.
BECAUSE HE'S THE TOP LAW MAN IN THE COUNTRY AND I DID THE COUNTY AND I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING AT THE TIME. HELL YEAH I DIDN'T KNOW ME. WELL I HEARD THAT I WAS KIND OF CUTE BUT I HAD NO IDEA. YEAH I KNOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. YEAH I BET YOU COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT STORY EITHER. NO YOU ARE NOT THAT WOMAN NOR ARE YOU THE OTHER WOMAN AND I DON'T CARE WHO YOU'RE MARRIED TO I CAN STILL WALKING HOME FROM A PARK. OH WELL THEN I CAN WALK HER HOME TOO CAN WE DO AT THE SAME TIME? BOTH WAYS RIGHT? YEAH I ACTUALLY LIKE HER A LOT SO SHE'S YEAH THAT'S PERFECT YEAH.
MATRIX BABY MATRIX
BABY MATRIX BABY
TELL YOU WHAT. I WILL LET YOU FIGURE IT OUT.
J*: PORT HULLS DON'T NEED ANY SCRUBBING, NO SCRUBBING AT ALL, AND DON'T LET THE SWABBY SCARE THE BABIES. EOL
