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It is obvious--I am being driven from the forum.

Man, you are the forum. Everyday is a celebration.



#WINNING!

Re: 5mwJ - 17July22 - Matthew Smith's Scrotum Sanctorum Santorum
« Reply #947 on: July 18, 2022, 07:48:42 AM »

SOUR C+ ERROR: KODES AND KANNED KONA TUFFEE (party not found)
« Reply #948 on: July 18, 2022, 09:56:45 AM »
PS. They are such bullies.

HO HO
HO
SO FUCKING FAR, FUCKING NONE OF THEM HAVE EVEN FUCKING SEEN A REAL FUCKING BULLY BEFORE TODAY.
THEY UNDOUBTEDLY THOUGHT THEY HAD.
I'M GOING TO PUT THE SCREWS TO THIS POINTY HAT WHETHER I CAN SEE IT OR NOT. WHY SCREW THE THUMBS TWICE WHEN YOU CAN JUST SCREW INTO THE HEAD? IT'S WORTH IT TO DO IT QUICK WHEN YOU GOT TO DO IT, ESPECIALLY IF THAT'S THE ONLY CHANCE LEFT AFTER YOU ALREADY GOT 80 OR 90 SHOTS BEFORE.

Not_HQ

Re: 5mwJ - 17July22 - Matthew Smith's Scrotum Sanctorum Santorum
« Reply #949 on: July 18, 2022, 09:59:45 AM »
Stay safe on the way to the EG playground!

I need this translated, please. Thank you, Madam (Editor/ORACLE) Clark/*\Clerk.

Man, you are the forum. Everyday is a celebration.

You celebrate without me? Maybe you don't know what a celebration -or- an orgasm is.


#WINNING!

I had to correct a typo for you, Loser. You had ample opportunity and you didn't take advantage of it. Check the subject lines. Still, you are getting better.

At a job Hillary mastered in her twenties, but still—better.

Re: 5seJ
« Reply #951 on: July 20, 2022, 06:36:10 AM »

5mwJ - 00J_LY22
« Reply #952 on: July 20, 2022, 06:08:00 PM »
I am still mystified by the "buddies" list, it doesn't seem to do much of anything other than highlight the users I have added to that list in bold.

I'll explain it to you later after coffee after I watch you kiss my wife goodbye, Pard. Hey, got a light?

5mwJ - 00J_LY22
« Reply #953 on: July 20, 2022, 08:42:57 PM »
Pard. Hey, got a light?

It's like this: I can help the world in reality, or I can help the world by working on my audio production ALL BY MYSELF BOO-HOO BOO-HOO-HOO and then the world in reality will suffer longer than it, strictly speaking, needs must be. Seriously, I do good work. I have a "job," not in any valid definition, but I don't need a job, I'm the scion of a star athlete, so fuck off, you'll just have to wait a while longer than you would otherwise like to.

Although, I can assure you--lives are being saved as a result of my stupid, moronic efforts. You're welcome. No one else can do what I can do. Doesn't that sound nice? Well, it is, but it kinda lonely... but it's worth it. Truth be told, the faster I publish, the quicker I did, so... not really the same kind of hurry for me that one might imagine. I like who I am. I like my role. I like being alone. And, I like being All_is_One. (Not enough to rope her up the ass and possess her body and sell her children to Mars, no, but... I do like the other thing. 4Now.) So, basically, don't wait up for new publishing from me, I'm fine, and I will continue to be fine.

And yeah, I have stories to tell. Some of them, I've been trying to tell for years! YEARS, FUCKO-0S. WOW, WHAT'S THAT LIKE? Yeah, I bet it sucks. I'll get back to you on that, since I am not on a mission to have myself sucked off by an Android/Human hybrid, although, I'm not gonna lie, if that opportunity presents itself, and those things can swallow, it's gonna be another 5 minutes delay before publishing--but not too much longer than that.

I'll be back. (Yeah, I could drive my truck into a police station and then walk out with Sarah; but I could do that and drive out with her, too. Not many dudes could say that without having to have fucked her first or demand to do it right after, n'est-ce pas? That's The Kuczi Advantage at work. You love it. You yearn for it. YOU GOTTA HAVE IT--my "podcast." Okay, well, let's not rush into anything.

Let's think this over. Maybe we're making a mistake? I could be wrong. That's happened before. Just hang in there. Hang on; help isn't just on the way, it's outside circling the cavalry and toasting marshmallows with the dragons.) Not on the back of a dragon, but that's okay, I think I'm scheduled for that in two weeks. (Special request, I guess. Pffft.) They keep me pretty busy around here, and they don't tell me much. Like, they won't tell me how long the poison is gonna take to clear, but I guess it's not going to be a problem.

Why would they give permanent poison to a Paladin? I didn't ask for that, and I don't think anyone asked for me to become an undead scourge and a weapon of Final Justice... and, neither did I. So, we're gonna be fine. Meanwhile, I'm sure you're tired of waiting around, so... go outside, feel the sun on your face if you like. I can always arrange for A., Vampire Queen to put you back into the black later on, if that -ever- proves necessary.

Signed,
The_Kingpinner


p.s.: Hey Allison, this is not contact and I'm not seeking to establish any early contact, so I'm only saying this under EMERGENCY conditions.... FUCK PATE, THEN SUCK HIS COCK AND BITE IT OFF AT POINT OF ORGASM. THANKS IN ADVANCE. AUTHORIZED.

p.p.s.: Wow, some people have weird prayers and wish requests. Well, anyway, I'm not here to judge, but sometimes... I have to cosin. /shrug

p.p.p.s.: Yeah, I'm still not going to Bellgab. Fuck that shit, Knigge. j*eol

Dude, no one‘s “driving you from the forum,”

Sure... not any longer, ya dumb fuckin' bully. Look, I know you can't help it--no adolescent role models, no adult sources of purity, and no real Spirit until about ten minutes ago (wow, what's that like? 26 years lifestrongbad! here); but nevertheless, you coulda known better, you just didn't think you had to even tryna be polite to me. Like not curbstomping me was doing me a fuckin' favor, or something. Look, I know you're a big deal down in The Lone Star State, and, ewe R (*giggles*), but up here is God's Country, Son. Up here, I really am the lone star. Let's see you do your thing without backup, eh? Oh, that's right, I guess we did, and I guess that's why you simultaneously appreciate me and fuckin' hate my guts... because the truth is, I rescued your little freshman bitch-ass ass. /flex. From a fate, literally worse than death. No, no no, zero need to thank me Levelman; I know it's a point of personal failure that you still feel stung over, but the simple fact is this: I prefer you alive and out of custody than the same with a nose in both our rings. Go fig, right? Betcha thought that wasn't possible, right? Well, clearly it was.

Possible, that is. Look, I'm the man out of time. You'll get used to it. I'm still Me. And I'm an okay g*y. (vag for lyfe; badge(s) optional.)

and don't threaten me with injunctions, ultimatums, or act like a fucking victim here, Jackie.

#1) I can't threaten you. Unless you think I have that kind of power? I certainly do not. Thus, the only way one such as yourself could ever feel threatened at all, is if... it's a threat of God. (Kewl.) And that's the kind of thing I wouldn't know about. Take it up with your Maker.
#2) An... injunction threat? How would one even do that? Like... a C&D? Like... a restraining order? Dude, you know that's not me--or at least you do now--that would be The Impostor's style. (DSHS/DVR can suck my motherfuckin' DICK. FU Leslie Boing-boing, come at me. DO IT.) So, I regret your unpleasant experience, but that ain't Me, not at all.
#3) I am a fucking victim, Asshole. Not only that--I am the primary victim. Let me guess, your sanity depends on that not becoming #Official. Well, good news, Everyone! My sanity depends on my never having to file an #Official complaint with Human Authority! Whew! (They're gimps anyway, HYOO-mon "authority," now that's a laugh.)
#4) I don't act like a Paladin laying down an Ultimatum. I AM WHAT I AM: A Paladin. I AM THE uLTIMA uLTIMATUM. (Get off your knees, Sir.)
#5) My name is Mikey, Fuck-0. You don't have as much pull around here as all that, and you don't need to compensate for anything here. Now, I bet Jackie is a real bitch, but I am not She; and you can throw her ass in a hole for weeks, as far as I am concerned. (Please don't break any laws.) Sure, go ahead and rape her to death, fuck if I care. What a whore, she probably deserves it. You gotta figure, anyone impersonating me brazenly has gotta have some skellies in the hat room, you know what I'm sayin'? Sure, use ALL the boreworms. Get me an audio recording for later, sounds good to me! I might even fap to it. (Vengeance is a dish best served indirectly. Not cold. Translation error from Romulan, shrug.)

I find this all so interesting. So, when you aggressively advance on others, it's considered “edgy art,” and people are just too stupid to get it? However, when others do it to you, it's an attack on your character and a poor-poor mishandling and oversight on our part?

I don't understand the queries; and I won't respond to them.

I honestly thought we were just having some fun.

Whomsoever you were referring to as "we" in the above statement... oh, I just bet you were and I have no doubt that those of y'all to which you were legit referring to, were, in fact, "just having some fun." NEVERTHELESS: at least two participants, plainly WERE NOT; and those culpable will have to answer to and for that. (Sounds like more than just having some fun to me! Woot!) You're not wearing a tutu, are you? Good, good. I hope you're naked when the bill lands through the male box. That'll be a shot for someone's scrapbook, lol.

I couldn’t even begin to tabulate the occasions where you’ve presumptuously handled myself and others with unfounded disdain. (This includes Richard Groyper appearances.)

There have undoubtedly been times when I have been disdainful when it was not appropriate to be having that attitude. Guilty as charged. And? So? Fuck you, Bitchlips--I'll be disdainful when and as I so choose, Brother. However, considering the environment--and my acknowledged status as Primary Victim--I am sure that will be taken into consideration when I appear as directed before The Throne Of G-d for Final Judgement. Can we do that now? Or are you busy? Yeah, # me too. Pick out something nice to wear, as I'll be rummaging through the pile of clothes 'n' belongin's left behind after you are incinerated. (Well, not "you," obviously, but I mean, whatever gets left behind, that being something I know some people have requested as trophy pickin's.) Cheer up, at least you know you admire me for real, fr'real. FREE EEL.

I'm not holding any grudges here, nor am I upset.

Yeah, I'm sure you left your hatelist outside when you ran out to have a tantrum in betwitxt pushing that letter 'T' key and the 'SUBMIT' key (does it say "Enter" or "Return" on computer keyboards down in Texas? Curious.)

The fact is, your ego is threatened very easily when attention detracts away from you.

My superego keeps my ego down on all fours at all times. You should try it sometime. Mastering one's Self is a very rewarding state of affairs.

You wouldn't know edgy if it sat down next to you, kicked over your whiskey, and blew cigar smoke in your face.

You're right; largely due to the fact that I wouldn't be looking at "edgy," I'd be looking at, "desperately compensating for sudden shyg*y and/or anaphylactic shock." Dude, seriously--not only do men not come up that way up here, this particular Man didn't do it that way either, and these days... I'd be real curious about anyone who tried to work me over with an opening move like that. Sounds kinda intriguing, really. Kinda dark. Kinda hot. Kinda fabulous. Kinda completely non-threatening, to tell you the truth that you don't wanna hear. (I love cigar smoke, I'd inhale deep and use psychometry to go back to view the thighs of the broad who rolled it.)

I recommend getting out a little more. 😉

I'd prescribe getting out A LOT more, Doctor. Do you concur? Just say yes unless it's time for face punches.

#LightenTheFuckUp

I'm busy. Later.

hxxps://youtu.be/r2O_IXEOPPg

What is this even supposed to do? Tell me later after we're both done watching X-Files--you first.

5awJ - 20JOLIE22 - eYe on S.T.O.R.M.
« Reply #955 on: July 20, 2022, 11:16:38 PM »
https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1549895653781688321

Shop as usual -- and avoid any panick buying.


Re: 5awJ - 20JOLIE22 - eYe on S.T.O.R.M.
« Reply #956 on: July 21, 2022, 02:08:05 AM »


I am disappointed at the astonishingly poor amount of cross-platform marketing pure energy that Azzerae is capable of bringing to the table with a *shove*. Alas, a deal is a deal.

Meanwhile: this place is a ghost town, n'est-ce pas? Well, fine.

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #957 on: July 22, 2022, 08:26:23 PM »
Imagine a world where I can go dead for 5 minutes with the push of a button; some faggaf asshat would steal that too.

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #958 on: July 23, 2022, 05:39:02 AM »
Imagine a world where I can go dead for 5 minutes with the push of a button; some faggaf asshat would steal that too.

Jackazz.com

You can effin' afford it sitting on that fat pile of greenbacks.

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #959 on: July 23, 2022, 08:54:15 AM »
sitting on that fat pile of greenbacks.

#1) Only if I had The Key to unlock that Knowledge. I have no capacity to access Grimgott’s, and I find this assumptive thinking of yours to be in exceedingly poor taste. Shame, shame, tsk-tsk tsk.

#2) I was sitting on a pile of redskins earlier. And now... I'm making a loveseat out of nothing at all. So what was that about greenquarterbacks for a nickel/el-Alah\Royal_Purple? Speak up, someone here cannot speak Cantonese.

You can effin' afford it

#3) Come here and say that to my feverish face, Glass Joe. I don't have a ferocious case of PTSD, now do I? I'm not likely to suddenly reach out and start strangling you am I? Certainly not with (2) both hands!

#4) Tell me about more that you could afford. I'd like to know how you afford the time spent that it took to be snooty with me. Is it because I stutter, or is it... like, just your civic duty to give me Shinola-on-tap?

#5) I remember somebody talking to somebody and saying the words, ‘I'm very interested in “the properties at Shine.” Or something like that.’

That was the moment at which I became unleashed. And since then I feel that I have been giving the appearance of being restrained. Nevertheless I have not been restrained, and for one thing, it does take me a while to build up a head of steam.

And at this point, what difference does it make that I have a head of steam or not? , For one thing if a certain person were here, I would be interested in fillet show, but I am not and they're not and I am thusly not interested... even though, this is certainly a moment in time worth... The Deathtouch Augerman Weekend’s Beginning. Let's change cameras.

How's your interest level/availability now? Yeah, is that going to be any different from when the no contact gets lifted coz like... that's getting lifted.

I think it is apparent now to all involved — and there are a lot of you, now aren't there? My my MIND — THAT THEY'RE PROBABLY WAS GOING TO BE EASIER AND SIMPLER WAYS TO RESOLVE THESE DIFFICULTIES THEN WHAT HAS BEEN CHOSEN.

Clearly, there's not the availability of that now. I don't know what there's availability for. In fact, I don't even know anything at all!

Because I don't I have no idea what's going on with certain sensibilities and vulnerabilities, I don't know what's going to hurt more: whether I do or whether I don't have sex with somebody else that I went to high school with before I ever fucking lay eyes on (You) again or hear your voice or play ‘sit “N” spend’ with your daughter I don't fucking know, idk, I don't fucking care, I couldn't fucking tell you... Someone put Jackstar on tilt.

, Now I'm not sure, because I'm not a legal professional but I think that this makes me legally unaccountable for anything I do from this point forward given that someone has driven me insane and I am no longer legally liable for my actions. Since I'm still able to control myself, I'm going to intentionally leave myself in that state of affairs because I don't need to be legally liable for my actions, and I like having the state of freedom that is entailed with being well not criminally insane still at least a little bit mad... and hopefully I won't scare any babies.

But if I do, that's no skin off my nose. There. How do you like them apples? That's right applesauce is bad. Remember, and hey where's my mother's mirror?

Shit that's the second time I forgot to say no contact Shaw when I found myself talking to her and then this time I started doing it again and I forgot to say no contact Shaw until I said all that stuff first so technically this is a violation but I'd like to see you try to worry about it because the only way you can be reading this is if you just ran into it accidentally and then who would send it to you and then do you come here and then ... Are you starting to get a picture of what you've done?

If so, that would be an example of a direct contact. You had the exact image of my mind in your mind that is, if there was a way to present that and if there was a way to prove that and for the law and if there were anybody ruling to bet their badge & their career on putting me in jail unless at this point which come to think of it, I don't think there are.

Meanwhile, Erik scared me off of some other thing because I guess some thug decided to use his name... I mean I couldn't actually be him, and then I can't believe that... that, was such a big deal (you actually had to burn manpower resources on that? You people really are pathetic, and I hope you never are employed ever again in any such capacity, for your sake, you should be embarrassed but I'm sure you're not) that they showed up that quickly and then maybe if they're so clever about watching me maybe they can watch this: I should just walk into court fully erect screaming, “yes I am guilty, motherfucker, I confess!” I totally totes can't control myself but I've chosen to channel that into a different function. Still sexy, not controlled sexy.

Okay, now whosoever's jealous, raise your hand and write it down and then we confess later — or not, I don't really care which. So there, Threeve.


(*THIS IS NOT AN ATTEMPT TO CONTACT ANY A.F. SHAW, ANY MEMBER OF HER FAMILY OR FRIENDS NOR ANY EXES. THIS WAS HOWEVER, A MESSAGE TO A CERTAIN AUSTRIAN: “Dude... fuck you.” I hope I never see you or your bastard kid, ever again.

p.s.: and the only reason why is because I would be embarrassed for you when you hear what my experience was and I have to hear myself telling someone about how apparently dangerous I am... exactly why and how that happened. Do you remember when you said that you would never help me and you have never helped me? Well I guess you were fucking wrong, coz like... you sure helped me today.

I'm probably never going to be depressed another day in my life again. Remembering that experience is going to keep me buoyed for a long time to come. And neither of you probably have any idea why! (Good.)

Maybe you'll have another kid who loves you (Fat chance.) and they can explain it to you someday but I'm not going to and I could give a fuck about the other one. Long story short, TLNR: turns out there really is such a thing as “too protective.”

No contact any family members is intended here, and if you are one... wow, why are you here? Doesn't this interfere with your morning appointment with the barbershop quartet?*)

p.s.: My mother thinks you people are assholes.

p.p.s.: And you're G-d damned right.

p.p.p.s.: hope you have a sense of humor about this, cuz this is actually really funny if you have a translation fee and if you don't you probably have no idea what's going on which is a lot like how I spent the last 6 years of my life, motherfucker fuck mother fucking bucket. *click*

p.p.p.p.s.: already figured it out and apologized to Valerie. See, that was easy! Yes, we could knock this all out by morning if you wanted. Yes, we could do it anytime. Of course I would, yes. Or, you can just quit your shitty job being a pain bully for murderous thugs so you can feel better by yourself I don't know we can work it out like can we really it's up to me either way. I yield to you.

(p.^5). Surrender! I surrender. eYe SURRENDER.