Author Topic: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.  (Read 674811 times)

Re: Fashion question for K_Dubb
« Reply #210 on: May 02, 2021, 04:19:05 AM »
Is this really a thing that is worn in public? I can see wearing it at the "resorts" in Palm Springs. But outside of that, I cannot image them to be popular beach wear or something to wear to the water parks to go down a slide (albeit, some of the slides can cause stand issue swimwear to resemble the described garment.)

Haha not in public, places like Palm Springs and certain disreputable nightlife venues I would certainly never visit.

Re: Fashion question for K_Dubb
« Reply #211 on: May 02, 2021, 07:49:47 AM »
rectal anchor point.

If that band name hasn't already been taken then I'm having it.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #212 on: May 02, 2021, 02:51:07 PM »

Re: Fashion question for K_Dubb
« Reply #213 on: May 02, 2021, 04:47:32 PM »
If that band name hasn't already been taken then I'm having it.

You are welcome to it my ruthless, dictator friend.  A suggestion for your first album cover:


Re: Fashion question for K_Dubb
« Reply #214 on: May 02, 2021, 06:21:13 PM »
The <ahem> apparel in question may be seen in the following article:

http://www.dailylife.com.au/news-and-views/news-features/in-defence-of-skimpy-swimwear-for-men-20140623-3anil.html

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Like so many others, Peacock seems to hold the view that it is the domain of women to present themselves for regular objectification and scrutiny. And yet, when men do these same things, they are charged with being weak, vain, gay, self absorbed, unmanly, ridiculous. It’s no coincidence that the things that are just about expected behaviour in women are considered emasculating when taken up by men, and policed equally by everyone.

So I’ll say it. I like the dick slings. I think they’re playful and sexy and I like the confidence with which they’re worn. And maybe that’s what’s really offensive to some people. That despite all the sexism and homophobia that erupts when men behave in ways typically assumed to be feminine, there are some who’ll continue to do it anyway. Who knows, maybe it’s because they hold the radical view that behaving ‘like a woman’ isn’t actually something to be ashamed of.

My bold.

I would point out that, in the history of men's style, we are pretty much at a low point when it comes to socially acceptable peacocking behavior and that, despite the grim tubby beardos warning of effeminacy and weakness, manly vigor and display is a sign of strength.  Consider "Yankee Doodle", originally sung by the British to dismiss the colonials as unseemly fops ("stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni" -- this was the 18th century version of calling someone gay) which We Americans appropriated and sung defiantly in their ruddy slabsided mutton-faces.


Why would you call a chick with big ass tits, sir?
« Reply #215 on: May 05, 2021, 05:29:37 AM »

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #216 on: May 05, 2021, 08:34:34 PM »
Napoleon Buonaparte died 200 years ago today. Good fucking riddance. Fuck you, Boney!

#Trafalgar
#Waterloo
#Russia

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #217 on: May 05, 2021, 08:42:17 PM »
Napoleon Buonaparte died 200 years ago today. Good fucking riddance. Fuck you, Boney!

#Trafalgar
#Waterloo
#Russia

That reminds me. Need to go polish my von Blücher bust. Thanks.


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #218 on: May 06, 2021, 05:16:20 AM »
That reminds me. Need to go polish my von Blücher bust. Thanks.

He was a bit of a nut. Once thought he was pregnant with an elephant.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #219 on: May 06, 2021, 12:03:12 PM »
He was a bit of a nut. Once thought he was pregnant with an elephant.

He had a few eccentricities yes but the T-shirt is awesome.

https://www.amazon.com/Gebhard-Leberecht-Bl%C3%BCcher-Prussian-Waterloo/dp/B06XXT4VD2

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #220 on: May 06, 2021, 12:38:13 PM »
He had a few eccentricities yes but the T-shirt is awesome.

https://www.amazon.com/Gebhard-Leberecht-Bl%C3%BCcher-Prussian-Waterloo/dp/B06XXT4VD2

Of course, as an American, you're an authority on entering conflicts near the end, after all the hard work's been done, and claiming all the credit.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #221 on: May 06, 2021, 06:15:07 PM »
Of course, as an American, you're an authority on entering conflicts near the end, after all the hard work's been done, and claiming all the credit.

I am going to address this once because I am tired of seeing it and because Americans in general, raised under the post-Suez and post-Empire amity between our nations, aren't all that familiar with the international situation as it stood pre-war.

You guys were not, in any sense, our friends.  On the world stage you were a giant bullying menace, allied with the Japanese(!) up until about 1920 or so as a way to maintain your naval dominance in the face of growing American strength.  And, as I have said before, every Norwegian knows that you were literally days away from invading when Hitler beat you to it, such was your high-handed approach to the dignity of neutrals.

Americans have a long history of isolationism, i. e. staying out of conflicts where there isn't sufficient moral clarity, and, in the pre-war American mind there wasn't much to distinguish the imperial ambitions of Germany in both conflicts and the abuses to which the British had subjected a large part of the world.  It's easy to miss in all the cartoon villainy of Allied propaganda but the agreement to dismantle the British Empire under the right of self-determination (extracted by Roosevelt in August 1941 while Churchill was over a barrel) in the Atlantic Charter is one of the greatest things to come out of WWII.  In another world there would be some sort of monument along the Mall, maybe a triumphal arch surmounted by a statue of Uncle Sam deflowering a buxom Britannia while eagles shriek in ecstasy.


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #222 on: May 07, 2021, 12:24:52 AM »
I am going to address this once because I am tired of seeing it and because Americans in general, raised under the post-Suez and post-Empire amity between our nations, aren't all that familiar with the international situation as it stood pre-war.

You guys were not, in any sense, our friends.  On the world stage you were a giant bullying menace, allied with the Japanese(!) up until about 1920 or so as a way to maintain your naval dominance in the face of growing American strength.  And, as I have said before, every Norwegian knows that you were literally days away from invading when Hitler beat you to it, such was your high-handed approach to the dignity of neutrals.

Americans have a long history of isolationism, i. e. staying out of conflicts where there isn't sufficient moral clarity, and, in the pre-war American mind there wasn't much to distinguish the imperial ambitions of Germany in both conflicts and the abuses to which the British had subjected a large part of the world.  It's easy to miss in all the cartoon villainy of Allied propaganda but the agreement to dismantle the British Empire under the right of self-determination (extracted by Roosevelt in August 1941 while Churchill was over a barrel) in the Atlantic Charter is one of the greatest things to come out of WWII.  In another world there would be some sort of monument along the Mall, maybe a triumphal arch surmounted by a statue of Uncle Sam deflowering a buxom Britannia while eagles shriek in ecstasy.



Possibly even a statue of an elk with an AK?*

*Or to make it period correct, possibly a M1?

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #223 on: May 07, 2021, 12:46:09 AM »
I am going to address this once because I am tired of seeing it and because Americans in general, raised under the post-Suez and post-Empire amity between our nations, aren't all that familiar with the international situation as it stood pre-war.

You guys were not, in any sense, our friends.  On the world stage you were a giant bullying menace, allied with the Japanese(!) up until about 1920 or so as a way to maintain your naval dominance in the face of growing American strength.  And, as I have said before, every Norwegian knows that you were literally days away from invading when Hitler beat you to it, such was your high-handed approach to the dignity of neutrals.

Americans have a long history of isolationism, i. e. staying out of conflicts where there isn't sufficient moral clarity, and, in the pre-war American mind there wasn't much to distinguish the imperial ambitions of Germany in both conflicts and the abuses to which the British had subjected a large part of the world.  It's easy to miss in all the cartoon villainy of Allied propaganda but the agreement to dismantle the British Empire under the right of self-determination (extracted by Roosevelt in August 1941 while Churchill was over a barrel) in the Atlantic Charter is one of the greatest things to come out of WWII.  In another world there would be some sort of monument along the Mall, maybe a triumphal arch surmounted by a statue of Uncle Sam deflowering a buxom Britannia while eagles shriek in ecstasy.





Although FDR’s chuminess with the Brits did allow for further British intel infiltration into our nation that hasn’t exactly been great for it.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #224 on: May 07, 2021, 07:18:39 AM »
I am going to address this once because I am tired of seeing it and because Americans in general, raised under the post-Suez and post-Empire amity between our nations, aren't all that familiar with the international situation as it stood pre-war.

You guys were not, in any sense, our friends.  On the world stage you were a giant bullying menace, allied with the Japanese(!) up until about 1920 or so as a way to maintain your naval dominance in the face of growing American strength.  And, as I have said before, every Norwegian knows that you were literally days away from invading when Hitler beat you to it, such was your high-handed approach to the dignity of neutrals.

Americans have a long history of isolationism, i. e. staying out of conflicts where there isn't sufficient moral clarity, and, in the pre-war American mind there wasn't much to distinguish the imperial ambitions of Germany in both conflicts and the abuses to which the British had subjected a large part of the world.  It's easy to miss in all the cartoon villainy of Allied propaganda but the agreement to dismantle the British Empire under the right of self-determination (extracted by Roosevelt in August 1941 while Churchill was over a barrel) in the Atlantic Charter is one of the greatest things to come out of WWII.  In another world there would be some sort of monument along the Mall, maybe a triumphal arch surmounted by a statue of Uncle Sam deflowering a buxom Britannia while eagles shriek in ecstasy.



Moral clarity! You didn't seem to worry about that when you were owning other people as property. And I think your own imperialist carryings-on post-1945 mean you're on shaky ground when you are criticising other people. All this self-determination business has been a total nightmare, it just left a lot of states being overrun by tin pot dictators, or civil war.