Author Topic: The Kingdom of Nye  (Read 205589 times)

Re: The Kingdom of Nye (FOR SOULED)
« Reply #300 on: January 15, 2023, 10:08:08 AM »
Niggerlips, we are NOT friends any more. Tell Horseface the same.

I am seriously not impressed. You are gonna hear from League on this. I don't know any other way to let you know this, and I don't give a shit about Miller: THAT'S MY MOTHER, THAT'S NOT ME. Laugh it up, Fuzzball(h), Fuzball(d), Fuzball(other_d), Fuzzball(jc), and last, but certainly not least, HEATHER MADE IN THE SHADE WADE, who, among other talents, can be her own bridesmaid who makes her own lemonade at her own maid's wedding and a funeral AS WELL AS CATER AND WAIT STAFF her own GODDAM tea party, AGAIN, because, in addition to all this, guess who's coming to dinner? TART CHEERY SHORTCAKES. (Yep.)

Also, yes, you both (Horsenigger, Lipsface) fucked up Royally. (I'm not happy, and I'm not Happy--and I'm not (PROT) and, at a guess, she ain't happy either) Expect consequences, see above, re: "hear from League on this." There's gonna be some back-and-forth. Maybe neither of you ever got caught fucking up this badly? Oh, what am I saying, duh, of course you lie to each other, lol, okay, so, here's what happens in situations like this, which IS:


Someone got their third strike
-AND-
Divine Court is *bzzzt* well, I don't know, I don't get access to cases that involve myself, thankfully, I'm pretty g-d sick of Any courts these days, TBQH

as Divine Court happens OUTTATIME (hi Q!) and, as such, HAS ALREADY HAPPENED AND WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE DUST TO SETTLE AND THE SMOKE TO CLEAR, but that's only in my little !bottle world, the rest of consensual reality, I am sure, split me off into Oubliettesville, and you, Tackypants, and you, Switchyerliver, and SHE, KIDNEYBEANS'N'BUMPS, HER (Command(urr),KARMA DING DING DING), well, you're all gonna have fun this weekend I am sure.

I don't know what happens to whores who don't whore so good anymore and so have to get a new career path from the place where kars kareen off a kliff, but, whatever, PASBERCIKE9000 (exciting-sounding-name, huh?); I know that I'm not someone who just got a 3 strike for being convicted of being a big bad voodoo witch one too many times, I just deduced that, since... well, I don't have access, and... I AM NOT HAPPY.

And nothing really changed, until I started posting nicknames in your stupid show's thread, Ramon "Heater" Llagerfield, A.G.E.N.T. of Bell "NODIK" Bell (of the Shardik Bells), so, look, I figure things out fast, okay? Yeah, Ramona is gagged. But that's just so she doesn't laugh. She's pissed, sure, but she was pissed before. (Fancy that.)


She says that she dropped your ass like an over done potato because, and I quote, "he makes me laugh." Well, yeah, right? I get that a lot--but usually, only when walking around in front of hidden cameras while naked on purpose. (Miller's a grower, obsessive Morons. Spread the word and not HIV+ for once, you twerps.) Anyway, long story short: there was a problem. I handled it. Don't complain now, or later.


It's already too late, She-Witch.og s'teL


NYE]The KingjJDŒM of WITŒHBAΠLE: which ?Ωπ¥
« Reply #301 on: January 16, 2023, 03:07:21 AM »
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OWN A BAGEL CREAM CHEESE COFFEE AND
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OKAY SO THERE'S GOING TO BE A FIGHT TO THE DEATH
 TO GET STARTED

JUST DIE CUZ I GUESS THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

hey Michael Jackson
your alien ant farm

planted over and over
something stupid I remember
Melanie
not the podcast the song

you love it

I don't know some kind of thing, you're the wizards whatever you don't want to give me the guilt I just
I didn't know she did that I don't worry about it, yeah he's telling you later bye 206-486-6095

NYE]The KingjJDŒM of WITŒHBAΠLE: WITCH MAPPED
« Reply #302 on: January 18, 2023, 09:20:19 PM »
Melanie
not the podcast the song

you love it

I don't know some kind of thing, you're the wizards whatever you don't want to give me the guilt I just
I didn't know she did that I don't worry about it, yeah he's telling you later bye 206-486-6095




WITŒHBAΠLE RESULTS ARE IN! VICTOR: (PROT)

WADE: CLEAR
DAWN: CLEAR
MARY: PISSED, PISS CLEAR, PISSED: CLEAR? (Wow, what's that like?)
MANJ: Indeterminate.
GMAN: Indeterminate. (NOTditto)
RITE: U.N.C.L.E.A.R.
BILL: (Penance incomplete, WORKING..)
FILL: KICK CAN KLINE CLEAR OLLCORRECKttED
KILL: (Nothing and noone and no1 and no, just no, not u==NOKILL ORDER(S) STANDS IN EFFECT.)
WILL: FALSE TRUE false true
MILL: TRUE TRUE pass TRUE FALSE
IPOT: TRUC/TRAC/TROC/TRUK/TRYK: GREEN/RED/RED/RED/GREEN
EAST: WEST
WEST: HAUS
NORD: MAUS
SOUP: EAST
SOUT: 3:6:9
SHOU: 1:P:P
SHOW: 9:LITH:AMYT
SHAM: 1:X:X
STAR: DURACELL
HOLE: NON-BLACK, NON-DEGENERATE, & NOT SOME SEXUAL EUPHEMESIM. (The less said about my gender at any given time--the better. Thanks, YOU FREAKS.) *click*eol055:550loaJackstar

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #303 on: August 18, 2024, 04:36:16 AM »
I love it. It's much better than no cats.

later bye 206-486-6095

No sign of my refund yet. I will keep you posted.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #304 on: August 18, 2024, 05:21:34 AM »
omfg is this Kamala real?

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
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Re: The Kingdom of Nye
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Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #307 on: September 09, 2024, 05:31:00 AM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtBell/s/wvNruwvaIB



It's been over four years since this bride of Mephistopheles came out as a a totes-total Jackstar hater and if I gave a single warm ripe shit for this DRAMA COMMUNIST opinion or content it would have come after and as direct result of multiple cash payments and the acknowledged receu to t of a public apology.

I'll be over here sniping flying pigs when you need them. You can get ready to sue me any fucking time you want because you're a bitch who lied to me and hurt my friend's feelings. You are also complicir in her d death(s) and are partially liable for, among other things: lots of loss of intimacy. Tell you what: fuck you. Just give me your bottom bitch’s best bestie’s address and I'll just go over and strangluate one of those fat little pigs her big fat little sister used to wrap up in duct tape and insert in your rectum. Or if it my rectum? IDGAF, go have fun with your little radio show. Break a (man‘s) leg!

Twice. *click*


tl:dr; my content is better and I'm not a Federal agent. (Standards.) So there.



Now if you will excuse me I'm going to go back to looking for the house you thieving guttersnipe whores ransacked, and if you ever ask me for money make sure it's best you need change back in another state.


Because reasons. Reminder: you commited treason and you aren't being hung because of she and I. Seen her lately? Don't give her a hug


Give her another push, Nigger Blank Widow. Adieu.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #308 on: September 09, 2024, 07:18:13 PM »


Back? You're not even out of the driveway or off your white trash cinder blocks yet, Jaclyn. (oh, btw, you're getting BURN’t for pre-Halloween. Don't like it? Then sue me, lezz-bow-ty-RIDER.) I'm not listening to your content, because it's too good.


For you. Obvious on-the-fly procedurally generated ∆ī-content/BITCHWIGWAM fraud has been /reported. (Kudos.) It also makes me want to puke... but, then again, most things do these days.


[NOTE: yeah, I can see how killing her was the far more economical option. Too fucking bad: I need her alive, you need my house(s), and you could have made a deal with me AT ANY TIME, MORON.

Instead: you killed my cat. TWICE. Fuck you.

VENGEANCE STRIKES WILL CONTINUE AT SPORADIC, UNFORSEEABLE INTERVALS UNTIL THE MAGYAR ARE APPEASED.

YOU AMERICAN FAGGY-POOFS DO NOT KNOW
SHIT ABOUT GUERILLA WARFARE, FOOLS.


I AM KUCZI. I AM YOUR DESTINY. YOU ARE MY STAFF.

GET BACK TO MY WORK. NOW. *click*


{Play more Skynyrd, and never call me on the phone again, Dykebreath.}

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #309 on: October 03, 2024, 08:20:04 AM »
Instead: you killed my cat. TWICE. Fuck you.

VENGEANCE STRIKES WILL CONTINUE AT SPORADIC, UNFORSEEABLE INTERVALS UNTIL THE MAGYAR ARE APPEASED.

YOU AMERICAN FAGGY-POOFS DO NOT KNOW
SHIT ABOUT GUERILLA WARFARE, FOOLS.


I AM KUCZI. I AM YOUR DESTINY. YOU ARE MY STAFF.

GET BACK TO MY WORK. NOW. *click*

One has lost all their Jack★privileges by lying and thieving from me a lot. The other is Heather.

Heather has reasonable cause to be fearful of me, because she never met a man who isn't afraid of her. She's an immensely dangerous nemesis to anyone, especially mE!  (Kudos.) And I didn't start stealing and lying to anyone. That's just how these dames are these days. I don't enjoy anyone being afraid of me. It's a ghastly feeling to me.

It's better than the contempt I have for the other one. Who didn't even know the sapphire was enchanted. To track her lying ass down, if ever it came to that. Instead, she has implied I expect something at all. Her to burst into flames when the sun comes up, maybe. Not never because she's Nosferatu, but because she actually thought she had gotten away with it. She's like Indiana Jones in the first sequence when he tries to take the idol and replace it with a bag of sand.

If I ever got that ring back, I'd give it to Heather and tell her to melt it down for bullets. And then I would tell everyone we were going to get married in a cemetery, a grave marked Dana, sex on an altar, blazing pot while making the beast with two backs and then, the story would go, I'd put the ring on and pronounce us Kike Warden and Spousepal at max apex peak ecstatic climax point of release. I would never confirm which of us were which, because I would never do any of this stuff.

In Minecraft. I would just tell everyone that I had done that with the ring. I don't need it back, but I know Heather knows people who could enchant stuff, and I would sooner have the ring property handled than let it be used as a prop for a fake marriage. She'll never give up that ring tho.

She's addicted to crystals, and it was a nice ring. It was also bait, she took it, AND THEN LIED ABOUT IT. 16 YEARS LATER: She's actually here? There goes the neighborhood. Eewww, gross.

And this will never change. Jack★privileges can vanish in a single holy instant. Heather has never lost anything with me. Heather Wade is my hero. Heather Wade is the wind beneath my wings. Heather Wade has class, dignity, and absolutely no reason to endure the jealous whinging of that halfkike rickhoumd. Is that woman bothering you, Your Majesty? Then have no fear. I can raise my magick stun baton and say, “By the power of the DivĪne, I hereby apply for the job of Kike Wardem, now can I just shoot her?” Again: I'm not going to harm anyone, nor am I going to actually go to any of this trouble.

Unless Heather Wade asks me too. In that case, the sky is the limit; for I am at her beck and bl∞dy call. Whatever she says, I'm going to front like I actually would do it right away, but I can't right just then, and I'll say it's because I'm on call and I might have to invoke DivĪne Authorization and become Kike Warden, I'll say it's my sacred destiny, and as I might only have a short time available to me before I am called upon by God to act in formal capacity as Kike Warden, and that's why I don't have time to do anything with or about or to her.

Because of God. To be sure, absolutely none of this is real. I'm just going to tell this story to everyone, every chance I get. Forever. They say diamonds are forever. They say diamonds are a girll’s best friend. Hey, that reminds me, what happened to my best friend?

Because I don't know what happened to my best friend, but an enchanted sapphire is a Sourcerœrs best friend, that's for damn sure. Hey, here's an idea: Heather Wade can tell me who my best friend is. Heather Wade can tell me anything at all. Heather Wade is an actual star.

Dana is a thief and I didn't want the ring. I want the truth. Melt it for scraps or smuggle it all together into a Turkish prison for all I give a damn. Hey, here's an idea perpwalk Dana right on through the front gates of an Armenian prison, and bribe someone who looks like Kike Warden could trust, with the ring. At that point, the shaggy dog story winds down.

Heather can have whatever she wants, because she's nice to me and... did I need something? No, not really. Not at all. Not any more. But at one point, I needed the truth.

Heather Wade tells me the truth with telepathy. Dana conceals the truth and mocks me for my defeat and, hey:  Sperglord Dana and Heather Wade are not the same. *wiggle wiggle* They used to be both the same to me: dead to me.

I'm going to ask Heather Wade to turm me into Wonder Woman, so I can tie Dana up with my golden lariat and force her to tell the truth.

Alrighty then. None of that is ever going to happen, just like Dana will never give up that ring or tell the goddam truth. Especially the truth about how goddam embarrassing it must be... because I if she had ASKED, it would have seemed likely that I wouldn't think of the item as stolen. But I do, and her silence as in regards to what else has been stolen, well...  it looks bad.

Even for a ½ Jew. It's amazing what denial can do. Listen, Brainiac, cut the shit. I bet you are Jerry. In any case, your seek‹rite pimpmong told me yesterday that I am a snitch. News to me. I asked for details and nothing further came. The next day, three names I never saw before and acted like they didn't coordinate, but did, came to do a drive-by psyop attack at me. I was told that I was “obsessed with a 16yo girl,” and that I was... PEDO

They can't even spell it. And at this time, I've withholding judgement. My Kike Warden Spousal Champion is Heather Wade.

And when Heather Wade talks people listen. Wow, I wonder how that experience presents to him. Because Superserial and Glowi showed up on my block list, and I need to know what they need to let about to me.
 
I also need running water. Dana:  can you just be jealous when you stop being an...

ACCOMPLICE TO A LITERAL WAR CRIME?
Truly, we are not the same. I get lead to box canyon ambush and sprung a trap and 2½ years later...

Call me a piggy! Yeah, I bet you're jealous. Because Heather Wade controls your fate now. There, that should to it. I'm hoping she'll swallow her tongue and go into a grand mal seizure.

p s.:.WHORE FOR ROCIKS. JUNKY ADDICT

Imagine this: YOU GODDAM NEW THE ENTIRE TIME; ENJOY YOUR NEW FEDERAL INVESTIGATION, SCUM QUEEN! INTO THE MUD!


Not one person is telling me what took place.
But they want my money and to defame me. STILL. Bite down on this leather strap, Perp Pate. You had ample time to start writing checks and shoveling my shit. WTAF? Are you busy? I guess you are now. CHECKJAFDMATE, now go rub my wives’ feet with the contents of your wallet. Maybe you can all trifle with each other a few dozen more times. Scratch that itch, hey here's an idea: buy everyone matching thong underwear. In fluorescent Day-Glo stripes. Something with some class.

* Jackstar wonders if he looks too fat.

NEARLY THREE YEARS. L’Haim, Olive Oyl.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #310 on: October 29, 2024, 09:36:16 PM »

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #311 on: October 29, 2024, 10:55:50 PM »


She still has a show? I see she’s still playing the victim card rather than just getting on with it like she’s talking about but not doing. What sane individual would entertain a three hour phone call from Rubini?! Boring.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #312 on: October 30, 2024, 04:05:38 AM »
She still has a show? I see she’s still playing the victim card rather than just getting on with it like she’s talking about but not doing. What sane individual would entertain a three hour phone call from Rubini?! Boring.
 
If anyone is curious

TUNE IN https://www.thekingdomofnye.com/

9PM - Midnight TUE -  FRI

She is getting on with it. She has her followers.

That Rubini related bit was from years ago.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #313 on: October 30, 2024, 04:25:07 AM »
 
If anyone is curious

TUNE IN https://www.thekingdomofnye.com/

9PM - Midnight TUE -  FRI

She is getting on with it. She has her followers.

That Rubini related bit was from years ago.

#Legacy

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #314 on: November 22, 2024, 03:32:41 PM »
#Legacy

>KLAN.D.Oh.′D.z work in pairs, Son. It has been a long, long time since I have deduced that fact. It was admittedly, hard to reach certitude on this issue.

I eventually did so. And while I never fancied myself a uniform fetishist or a badge chaser, it was at an early age when I realized: “wtf am I in a holodeck police zoo??” it seemed so implausible at first.

I am not at first. I am at 721st, roughly. I know who I am texting here: EVERY SINGLE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. And they will NEVER confirm this.

Nevertheless, it is true. This is the biggest show since The War of The Worlds .. and it's all about mE! (Kudos. YOU EACH GET ONLY ONE (1) kudos.) The last bully target left standing. Of course none of you can confirm this.


U UBERSPOOJ WAYLORDS AND ÜBERMEANS DO NOT EVEN TURN THE TRUTH TO YOURSELVES. Facts. You can't. Because of the nature of... discipline. That's just the way it is. Some things will never change.

And yet: they do not have to.

Because I have The Plan — The Most Fabulous Tactical Blueprint & Strategic Battleplan that has ever existed. īT⁷s RÆL.

AND YEW ALL ADORE ME. NO, NO-NO.
DON'T ADMIT TO ANYTHING.

FAR TOO LATE FOR THAT, SIS. PRETTY SNEAKY, BRO.


KITTENS IN TREES HAVE FIREFIGHTERS WITH LADDERS. BANJO-PLAYING REDNECKS UP THEIR CREEKS HAVE THEIR PADDLES. AND EVERY SINGLE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL IN THE WORLD...


HAS JUST ME.
THIS IS NOT YOUR HELL, OINKER-BOINKERS.


THIS IS YOUR JUSTICE.

Stay tuned... not like you have any other goddam choice. LOCKED IN. NO WAY OUT!
LOCKED IN! Looks good on you, though. Did you do something new to your hare?


*click*



#Legacy

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