You're gonna need a re-set and a re-seed, because I actually do have the receipts, as well as receipts galore. What can I say? I'm not a legend for nuttin', I'm THE ACTUAL GUY.
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Others enjoy watching others convince themselves that they're doing it in order to succeed at something that I'm not going to like. Seriously, it's really cute.
I would have done it sooner if it were at all possible but, I don't really think that it was. I feel like a mold breaker today. Also, speaking of mold breaking, I intercepted the growth of the fruiting bodies here and spiked their reproductive cycle at the exact moment they were poised to explosively expand — long story short, I don't know how I did it, but I mysteriously did the right thing at the right time and saved the world again. Honestly, it's getting so I don't even notice anymore, and I wouldn't even mention it, but somebody's asking for an update — an
INDIRECT ONE, no less. Fancy that.
Someone is also asking for a Band-Aid. I don't know what it is for, but, they come in a box, here let me show you how that's done without having to shove.