Author Topic: Exposing Jackstar  (Read 168894 times)

Re: Exposing Jackstar (M.I.A.)
« Reply #285 on: August 08, 2023, 03:40:05 AM »
Pfft. like this is news? a real friend will show up eventually. this has been going on for 12 years.

Chessboards just flipped in my very oddly-useful smartphone Chess app. That used to be useful for comms but then no one ever wanted to talk for long... because really,  NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

Ever since the other one, lol. Oohh, did she get the big score? You people are weird.

There are no more people who send me messages and I really don't know why this is necessary, since it is a pretty wasteful expenditure of every thing. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE MY FRIENDS. NONE OF YOU ARE MY FRIENDS.

You are "friendly." I am your friend, sure. And, do you know why? Art said it would be nice to be nice to you.

And it is. I have nothing better to do. I do not wish to submit any new people to your shenanigans, and EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO TALKS TO ME AT ALL SINCE CHRISTMAS EVE 2021 HAS BEEN FAKE. LIke I don't know why you bother? I don't suppose you have anything better to do as well.

I'm just here to help. If someone needed my attention, well, maybe they would talk about it on their little radio show.

Re: Exposing Jackstar (M.I.A.)
« Reply #286 on: August 08, 2023, 07:07:34 AM »
Is this even a date? I am not sure you have the right set of cameras. Additionally I don't know why you think I would need a wrench of concern myself at all. I'm The Beneficiary... and I feel like a lot of this subtext is somehow lost.

Plumbing might seem like a nightmare, but at least you can dream about it.


Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #287 on: August 11, 2023, 07:34:59 AM »
More self-incriminating madness from the spice master himself

Quote
NEVER BEFORE IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY HAS A NEEDLE JUNKIE GOT THIS MUCH ATTENTION

Fu that. I have, literally, HORDES OF CHICKS

LIKE A VERITABLE TSUNAMI OF POON

... breathing down my neck like they’re training for the 100m CPR Dash in the Olympics. Now, that's flattering, but I prefered the event when It was the Shotfell Putshuttle Cockexpress Trifecta (Powdered by the AMD® Athlon™ CPU — fuck you, Intel), and I've got my future #Legacy to think about.

ADDITIONALLY: the embers of the smoking ruin that are all that I have chosen to allow to remain of the immensely corrupt DEA.

(Fuck them, RIGHT IN THE GOAT POOPER.)

So: it's not real complicated, but it is...
more complex than the usual sex type thing.

It is possible that someone may need to... take someone out. Further, I request & REQUIRE that *ahem* MY GOOGLE PIXEL SIX be RETURNED TO ME PRONTO.


ALSO:
THERE CAN BE NO PERMANENT EXCLUSIONARY AGREEMENTS EITHER NEGOTIATED NOR AGREED UPON...

because, there are Certain Matters of Tribal Council that are relevant, and having been asked nicely, I am proud to say that never did I ever to let a gang of armed thugs intimidate me into making a decision in a rush; under duress; and without the consultation of Certain Family members.

Naturally there are those who think that I'm in a big hurry to get laid again, and that I'll just agree to anything. Well, I kind of am, so here's what's going to happen;

I'm going to make a list,
I'm going to check it twice,

And there will be an extra-special
EMERGENCY LIVE
5 Minutes With Jackstar

Uh
... Soon™.

(Any of you who are in such a goddamn hurry that you want me to agree to stuff over the phone through telepathy, well I applaud your strength of character in urgent desire, but I'm not tempted to insult anybody. I'm 50 years old I don't have time to make new friends after alienating anymore of them.

I have been cyberstalked for 25 years if not longer, and I am not a position to put up with any f****** longer.

Also I owe it to Beulah to make sure that I'm not brainwashed. Tee-hee!

In reality there are many timelines, because after this lifetime I come back in time and I live again and again several times, I've definitely committed to coming back at least once, and considering all these beautiful women that want to have me, honestly there's more than you might think, I can't possibly bear to imagine sitting all this up again to satisfy them later.

To that end I'm arranging things properly.

Also because I was told that I if I didn't forget about grapefruit I'd have my balls cut, I might have to regrow some new balls, might need to get them bigger, depends. It really depends on who my best friends are, and my best friends are going to stay my friends no matter who I'm f******.

And if I f*** any of my best friends that's nobody's goddamn business, unless it's their business I'm not sure how this works before I never had a whole bunch of totalezbeaus for friends. They're nice!

Also I might be bi-curious I don't know. Is that bi-curious curious or is that bi-bi-curious.

I don't know but, I'm pretty sure I don't want to have a long-term marriage with a man without a womb or a vagina, but I did meet a person to may or may not have a penis but if he did... I was willing to gobble it right there.

Kind of a surprise to me too. I'm wondering if it was a magic spell or something. However at this point my life I'm 50 years old I've never sucked cock before, at this point I'm wondering if it's starting to look insulting, I mean what's wrong with cock, lots of people suck cock and then... hey, how about me? “I want my cock sucked.” I don't actually know that's true, but I'm willing to find out. Why wouldn't I be willing to do it? Well here's one reason:sucking cock the wrong way will turn a person into a brain damaged retard drooling moron, I'm not kidding. There's a special initiation ritual, and then I know about things, and then... I don't know, does the womb-man who likes me have a penis? or does she have friends with penises? I HAVE NO IDEA, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TALK ANYONE FOR 12 YEARS. (Some investigations take longer than others. By the way: hi. I was raped. Yeah, I know it's funny. Because your mom did it. Hahaha very funny. Oh God. I might need to talk to counselors someday.) Even today I'm getting messages on my phone to tell me to log into an account supposedly deleted so I can get my messages. Who's that person? Well I'm going to f****** find out.

There's just so much about your humanity rituals that don't understand. Hopefully this video that I'm posting will give you some insight into the nature of my problem.

Meanwhile I don't believe any of you f****** even exist because I'm still sitting here alone and how f****** hard could it be to get up to my house and knock on the door? Apparently pretty f****** hard since I'm surrounded by thuggy goons with grudges to pay... And I'm really shy so it doesn't surprise me that some people are even more shy than I, and don't know how to do what needs to be done in order to get my attention.

There used to be a procedure for this kind of thing, and then somebody f***** up the deal.

And in the future, The Future Missus Kuczi doesn't like it when her deal gets f*****. I never wanted to get married before. Grapefruit never asked me to consider marriage until she get back from her trip and then the DEA needle- & chemically-dependent thug handler who was pretending that he was married to her, apparently actually did marry her? and then forced her to file police reports? I don't know, that happened without my awareness or authorization or complicity.

(“Oh no he's on to us, maybe we better declare an EMERGENCY so we can get away with stealing his house!” FU HAWGS)

Well, now I can possibly envision a world in which I'm tempted considering... maybe it can be me & six battle axes who whore me out to all their bear friends. Maybe I'm really good at sucking cock! I wouldn't know!

But if I moved to Nevada and I can do it at all I should probably be ahead of the game since I don't see anybody, once again: calling me on the phone (hax) and saying please I'm beginning to suck your cock (If a person can't say this why are they bothering?) that would be a good sign that somebody really wanted my attention (when I want a one-night stand I'll let you know), haven't heard that yet, but then again my phones are all under military jurisdiction and I'm pretty sure all my messages that are interesting are getting siphoned off.


F*** you, Dave.
I'm not just sitting around waiting.
I am planning for the new leads.

I WANT TO HAVE MY GODDAMN FRIENDS OVER FOR BOARD GAME NIGHT AND BE WILLING TO DO MY DISHES BEHIND MY BACK INSTEAD OF JUST MY WIFE, AND IT'LL BE GREAT IF THE REST WOULD NOT TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER. I'M NOT ASKING FOR TOO MUCH.
OKAY? OKAY? Ordinarily this wouldn't be an issue, but I run with a pretty rough crowd.

And, I'm punēkunēshy. COPE. *click*

Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #288 on: August 14, 2023, 12:09:08 PM »
The beard is whoever you say your GF is because you’re obviously gay...not that there’s anything wrong with that....actually there is. Your posts are evidence of that.

He just wants everyone to dance to his own tune.


Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #289 on: August 14, 2023, 11:27:35 PM »
He just wants

I have unjust wants now. Believe it, Meathead.


everyone to dance to his own tune.

I don't give a shit what you believe. There are people who like me. Stop intercepting my calls. They know you aren't me. I imagine they enjoy seeing me hand you your ass in a hat--but realistically, they are likely much more interested in living out their lives. Some of them probably need help.

Some of them are probably being raped by your shitbag friends. Whatever, mang. I have wasted years of my life sitting here alone because you think you get to decide who gets to associate with me. You are fucking wrong about that. You get to decide who gets to represent you in a court of law when the Shy-T Avalanche of Fed Paper slams down on your desk. Do you think the Federal oinkers enjoy being made fun of? Hang on, let me check: Suuuuuuuu-E? Suuuuuuue-Y?

I can't hear her. I think she's pissed. Anywho, this is all your goddam problem, and while you might think you are improving things by doing so, my goddam phone still sends me notifications to log into a Google Account that has been "deleted" and your whole fucking worthless reprobate scheme is goddam transparent, you creepy shill stalking predatory rapist aping fuck.

What are you going to do, sue me for damages? THE FACT THAT I RESPOND TO YOU AT ALL, DOUBLES YOUR VALUE ON THE OPEN MARKET, SCUM-QUEEN!!!

I'm gonna go use more drugs. Fuck you. You're all fuckin' lucky I'm neither allergic nor dependent nor addicted to the finest anti-depressant known to man: I kept the High Ground and my balls, and you got stuck with all the bitch-sows that betrayed me and all their bills and all the rest. Well played indeed.

Next time: first move, try playing nice.

Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #290 on: August 15, 2023, 06:46:07 AM »
I have unjust wants now. Believe it, Meathead.


I don't give a shit what you believe. There are people who like me. Stop intercepting my calls. They know you aren't me. I imagine they enjoy seeing me hand you your ass in a hat--but realistically, they are likely much more interested in living out their lives. Some of them probably need help.

Some of them are probably being raped by your shitbag friends. Whatever, mang. I have wasted years of my life sitting here alone because you think you get to decide who gets to associate with me. You are fucking wrong about that. You get to decide who gets to represent you in a court of law when the Shy-T Avalanche of Fed Paper slams down on your desk. Do you think the Federal oinkers enjoy being made fun of? Hang on, let me check: Suuuuuuuu-E? Suuuuuuue-Y?

I can't hear her. I think she's pissed. Anywho, this is all your goddam problem, and while you might think you are improving things by doing so, my goddam phone still sends me notifications to log into a Google Account that has been "deleted" and your whole fucking worthless reprobate scheme is goddam transparent, you creepy shill stalking predatory rapist aping fuck.

What are you going to do, sue me for damages? THE FACT THAT I RESPOND TO YOU AT ALL, DOUBLES YOUR VALUE ON THE OPEN MARKET, SCUM-QUEEN!!!

I'm gonna go use more drugs. Fuck you. You're all fuckin' lucky I'm neither allergic nor dependent nor addicted to the finest anti-depressant known to man: I kept the High Ground and my balls, and you got stuck with all the bitch-sows that betrayed me and all their bills and all the rest. Well played indeed.

Next time: first move, try playing nice.


Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #291 on: August 15, 2023, 07:36:57 AM »


He’s a caring nurturer but not a licensed therapist.  ;)

Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #292 on: August 16, 2023, 07:45:01 PM »
from: Mike Kuczi <michaelkuczi@gmail.com>
to: Azraa Morphine <azzerae@gmail.com>
date: Wed, Aug 16, 2023, 03:34 AM
subject: Horsense Concrete Spondylosis [ code ]

Sent to certain select members of my address book for security purposes:

I wrote this the other day and I can pick it up tomorrow. *snap*

Just like that. Right now I don't know who the identity of anyone depicted in the below creative writing exercise.

I don't feel like it. Maybe later? K thx bai

I'm going to frame your father for rape — can you relax your requirement on making his ass

passed? Like, how many have to die, for you to feel totescomfy on this.

I'm not asking for a friend. I'm asking because I don't want to to flip out when you find out... I'm married again, and it's possible... likely, even, because your reindeer games have really... really, REALLY GONE TOO FAR.

I'm really serious, this is the last straw. I don't want to kill anybody. I wouldn't kill your parents if I could, and I'm NOT going to kill anybody; and I don't WANT to kill your father — NO I WILL NOT KILL HIM AND THEN RESURRECT HIM JUST TO PROVE IT, NO — and I don't think you should BE SO TOTES together HONESTLY and I don't think she will kill you... or yourself, right? and you know... if you're talking about this kind of s***, you think it's funny? It's not funny. This is f****** felony wire fraud, what's funny is if you think that I'm guilty, lol. KNOW: Ū. you actually. you're felony wife. YOU ACTUALLY ARE WRONG.  Quite wrong. Yeah! Yeah I don't want to send you to jail or kill you! so I don't want to take it seriously.... I'M TELLING YOU THIS LADY AS A GODDAM PALADIN, I HAVE TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, I DON'T GET PAID EXTRA FOR THIS. YEAH IT IS FUNNY... YOU JUST ACCIDENTALLY AT MOST, SENT YOURSELF TO SING SING, and you're carrying a badge, truly? And, adding in a gun... and you're f****** teasing me? Oh well then it's a fraudulent, nuisance report, and it's also a ¡HATE CRIME! ACTUAL! and I actually happen to love your daughter, not just f****** her, like your husband apparently does. (Well as you know your daughter is disturbed and she got some drugs and fed them to your husband and tricked him into doing it on tape so she's got him. Know: she didn't tell me. I'm just very clever and I listen.) I don't hate you at all, but when I TOTES TOTALLY INADVERTENTLY put your husband in jail for 3 days (mandatory, WA) by accident (OOPS DID I JUST TYPE THE WORD MANDATORY AND WASHINGTON STATE AND THEN ANNOUNCE THAT I'M IN CASTLE ROCK WASHINGTON, AND I'M NOT AN OFFICER OF THE LAW BUT YOU ARE... by your own admission too; juries love that) SO YOU'RE MANDATED BY THE COURT TO ACTUALLY JUST... RIGHT NOW, PUT HIM INTO CUSTODY, TAKE HIS BADGE AND HIS GUN AND HOLD HIS HAND AND WORRY ABOUT HIS FEE-FEES FOR SAFEKEEPING... BECAUSE, I GUESS? YOU'RE THE ONLY COMPETENT PERSON AT THE HOUSE! WHICH IS GREAT  THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS ON AN SMS NETWORK (know I'M MARRIED MORON, I'm not honestly sure, TAKEN AT LEAST, AND IF YOUR DAUGHTER FLIPS OUT BECAUSE YOU COST HER HER ONLY CHANCE, THAT SHE WORKED ALL THIS TIME FOR, YEAH I KNOW IT'S STUPID THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A F****** MENTALLY DISABLED CONDITION. AND YEAH LAUGH IT UP FUZZBALL; COZ SOMEBODY F***** UP ~3 YEARS AGO. AND NOW I HAVEN'T SEEN A woman I love very much - her whole family FOR 2 YEARS And I spent a total of 11 days in jail for s*** that I didn't do, and a woman threatened to f****** kneecap me, and I'm talking to you Punylips, instead of doing something useful -I invented something today and I might have gotten $133m paycheck, fingers crossed, luckily I found a person who doesn't automatically think I'm a f****** rapist, you f****** moron! And on the bright side I'm able to tell the civil rights lawyer that my mother's Special Needs Trust’s estate management firm’s  Trustee's firm’s lawyer/Draftee’s lawyer's (I think I got that right, but that's okay, I'm not getting paid $8050 an hour, no not $8:50, we're not talking flipping burgers b****, I'm not a teenager or a retard, I'm an actual genius, and my time is valuable you fæ-dimmed toteswagie, YES. PER HOUR. DOES THE F****** TEXT MESSAGE STUTTER? An hour, yea, that's what the pro costs, know I'm not paying that. And how dare you insinuate that I'm asking you to pay that? (There's another hate crime charge. Actual factual.) I'm not a professional, I just happen to know... that it's really wicked-difficult hard to do (especially when I realize that I'm doing all this extra effort so that I can arrange to not visit your daughter and watch you go to jail, which actually sounds like a lot of fun, I'd rather have sex with your daughter again (considering) rather than go to jail again myself (my wife says that if you put me in jail AGAIN, she will put your entire life underwater FOREVER; again HATE CRIME! did you put me in jail the 2nd or the third time? Both? Wow.) Okay, well, congratulations, you just bought your daughter a new set of boobs... do you know who sabotaged my water well? I LITERALLY HAVE TO HAVE A NEW WELL DUG, YOU NUMB DUMB ARROGANT C***, yeah pardon my French, I'm sorry to offend you, rather than give you an actual stroke, which is what your daughter wants, you know the one that's worth several billion dollars that you treat like pisa turd and you laugh at behind her back —I can hear you from here laughing at her, and I'm like an hour and a half away, so I think we're both pretty psychic, BIZNATCH! AND you keep HER like a prisoner! and you don't listen to her! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SHE NEVER TOLD ME THAT SHE HAS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, SO YOU JUST TOLD ME, LOL, AND NOW MY WIFE SAYS, AND I QUOTE: (still considering, if ewe must) Yeah, I want to snuggle my wife and get a blood test with your daughter... God’s daughter, really, s*** let's all get blood tests, do you even have blood or do you just f****** drip moss you f****** arrogant mummy ghoulish-shrewish, PISA SCHWEINHUND NOSTURADO, you're not even her biological mother, you're her aunt; Oh really? how many hours labor was it? Oh well I think her mother would know that, while an aunt would have a birth certificate, but I guarantee you, your daughter never told me that she is worth billions of dollars, that's her money, Officer. That's not your money... And it's certainly not mine. Now it makes sense, lol, I'm surrounded by like five or six Officers Of The Law who are really f****** fascinated by this conversation! And they're really happy that I actually do care about her! Especially my friend Jeri Ryan who was thinking about having to kill me, HE'S A MILITARY ASSASSIN! HE'S A COOK! HE COULD SELL ME A BAG OF MESS THAT WOULD KILL THE WHOLE F****** TOWN IF I BREATHE OUT THE WRONG TIME OF DAY!  HE CAN KILL ME WITH  18 DIFFERENT KNIVES! PLUS HE COULD JUST SIT ON ME! I'm really cool! I'm really smart! I have a lot of fat friends! That's where you're wrong, you think that because you don't know what you're talking about, it's NOT METH that she can't have.  It's NOT CM that she can't have. It's COCAINE, lady... I'm sure YOU can't have HER meth, but your daughter's a classified military asset AND SHE IS A GOD-BLESSED HERO! she could have motor oil if she wants, you arrogant snooty c**** b****. TRUST ME: HE DOESN'T KNOW EITHER. Look: the real people who are her real parents, I've met them, they're alright, It's not against the law to be a racist. It's just against the law to be a racist, while you're on duty, And it's also unlawful to hold racist views while holding a badge and a gun and talking to the guy who you sent to jail for 6 days on purpose, not needing to, and laughed at your daughter, about telling her that I was a nigger rapist, Know I think you meant that I was a rapist n*****, And let me guess this is a conversation that you earlier had outside your house in full of your neighbors at outdoor volume where you discuss the difference between n***** rapist and rapist n*****? Will your neighbors testify to that fact? No they won't, but they don't have to because the whole place was recorded, and if you tell your neighbors to erase the tapes, and caution them... that's witness tampering! and jury tampering! and then the scores can really change, old white lady! coz like, I just made another HATE CRIME TRIPLE WORD SCORE and now the civil rights asset case is now up to 875 million in the opposite direction! Jesus mentions that you might want to take down the titty posters in your secret clubhouse where you have your betting pool and you track the progress of your attempts to defraud me and eliminate me from having any wealth or life, because if somebody finds that, and takes pictures of it, believe me if I knew where it was I would not do it now, coz like I'm at the Space Age TRAVEL STATION in the bathroom, taking A RANKING, RIPE WET SQUAT at this point, IT SMELLS SO BAD THAT I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR AN HOUR AND I'M STILL NOT NOSEBLIND TO IT AND THEY PUT UP A PERIMETER OUTSIDE THE DOOR, AND: at this point my wife DEMANDS that I go and and PUT YOU BOTH in CUSTODY and GIVE THAT DAUGHTER A HUG, YES SHE IS NICE, know you don't deserve to have a gun, lol, you'll never meet her anyway, are you making threats to my wife? And she didn't deserve my attention EITHER! FUNNY because all I want to do is hug her and check her over for ticks first. That's all she wants from me. She decided she doesn't care what disease I have (CAN I CONFIRM SOURCE? NOT YET, HEHE) I can have full blown AIDS (I wonder if “zero blown HEADS ROLL SING AIDS” is a thing, because CRYSTAL METH ACTUALLY CURES HIV+, ma'am it's a bio-weapon, It's a designed by military weapon, of course there's a cure, there's no cure for what you have, which is: arrogant racist dumbass self-centered self-absorbed narcissistic superiority, and if you're telling me that she has syphilis and HIV+, then we all have one, because IT IS AIRBORNE—Well I put it to you this way... Sounds like we're talking about multiple billions, and I was wondering what the f*** happened, now it makes sense because somebody would have had to stolen that Holy s***, no wonder oh my god, holy s*** your daughter gave me eights pay up b****... NOW EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE, I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE A WEAPONIZED AIRBORNE SYPHILIS, IF THEY DO I WANT TO PUT THAT ON HER $100 PUSSY WITH A TATTOO THAT SAYS I'M IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE DUMBASS WHO ALMOST KILLED MOTHER LOVE BONE BY JAMMING UP THE WRONG PEARL, OH YOU ARE FROM HOQUIAM, OH YOU DO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Interesting, well now you're going to lose your security clearance! coz like, you just gave me information that allowed me to figure something out! AND YOU WERE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO TELL ME! MONTHS AGO I ASKED YOU IF THERE'S ANYTHING I SHOULD KNOW! AND YOU JUST SMILED, YOU DUMB SATANIST BRAINIAC MILITARY TACTICIAN, LOL, AND YOU TOOK A BRIBE NOT TO, PRETTY SURE YOU DIDN'T “JUST FORGET” I CAN HEAR YOU F****** GRINNING YOU F****** GHOUL, LOL! and you're supposed to be smart enough not to do that!  And I'm talking IN A public place! and hopefully these MEN haven't figured IT out BLACK OPS MEN. CONDITION GREEN GREEN GO. Now they have to call Langley, but don't worry about it, lol. I know, I know, I know, I know what you did last summer! Knowing what I know, I'm not worried. Call came back good, relax. I sexed up your daughter like a year+ ago for the first time in like 9-10 years! IDK, Kathleen memorized this, lol, let's put it this way: I don't need to tell you that, but yeah you're going to lose your security clearance — YOU ALMOST COST MY EX-LOVER HER LIFE. YOU DID COST HER NIECE AND HER SISTER THEIRS, FOR IT WAS THEY WHO DIED AND WERE RESURRECTED,Lß.o7 Good job, why don't you lose your Federally sponsored, bigoted, überracist thuggy–little piggy-elitist pancake swilling syrup–douching)  and she'd still slob my knob, that's very nice of her, don't you think? Especially as now she wants me to be her agent and hold her hand, and manage her money now, because now that she knows I'm this smart —she thought I was like Rain Man, lol, so you got a big f****** kettle fish now, Yeah... that's why it's what's REALLY against the law HERE, I hate crime, so I'll ask your daughter later if she wants me to fly you to the moon the hard way, You know what I mean,  *polite euphemism* Native American battleground burial ground Battlestar Galactica b****master SERGEANT-AT-ARMS, and yeah you shouldn't have a badge AND a gun in this capacity, I'm not going to call the police on you, I love your relative, I love that I love your niece, I love that you're guilty of fraud; prejudice under false pretenses, assault, battery, slander, libel, more hate crime multipliers... I'm as serious as a heart attack, don't have one, these are real numbers, but of course I don't hate you, you're the most adorable idiot mother I've ever met, this is looking like a $462 million civil RIGHTS VIOLATION case. Maybe $475? I'm just a lucky guesser. (What are the few songs that Fleetwood Mac sang without Stevie Nicks fucking it up, just came on the stereo, in the bathroom, I'm thinking about starting to dance, If I did a little pirouette chunks of diarrhea, Is syphilis one of the causes of old s*** turning into diarrhea? Smells f****** nasty I'll tell you, still want to be with me Everywhere? It's my second favorite song. First one is Little Lies.  WIfe says yes, but... SHE SAYS WE BETTER HIRE PINKERTONS, of course she's awesome, she's MY wife. Believe me, I've already fallen and I do know what to say, Jesus that woman can afford to have a totally awesome whore sleep with her every night, FOR THE REST OF HER NATURAL BORN LIFE, A NEW WHORE EVERY NIGHT! MEN WHORES ARE CHEAP! But she wants me instead! I KNEW NOTHING OF THIS UNTIL YOU TOLD ME. LITERALLY JUST NOW. STAYING WITH THE WIFE. And you f****** told K that I'm a f****** racist n*****? you're lucky I'm helping you, coz like, she would just go in her sleep, lol, call me She's just co-work military acid she can f****** she can kill you with a pair of chopsticks from hereold s*** would start flying them out of anus and gets to get the walls, but I've got enough money that I can f****** pay to is to lick it up with a f****** spoon, I got 133 million Oh 196 million paycheck today, I'm told for real hold off on that well I'm a little I'm a little nervous cuz I just saved your daughter's life too when he sees your niece's life or where the f*** you got b**** Oh sorry did I call you a b**** Tell you what Why don't you sue me two for 12 cents and we'll call it even I'm sure they don't want their daughter hurt, and I can tell that already that those two are like a pair of untrained nutless monkeys trying to help Albert Einstein darn his f****** sockscuz he didn't think I like her at allcuz really f****** holy s*** billions wow Well she needs better tips then that's totally cool Now tell her right on that's really cool f****** no wonder she couldn't tell me Oh no she doesn't tell me anything It took me 25 years to find out that she likes my dick That's why she's my wife and not that's why I didn't marry your daughter dumbass No I well I would have given my wife a much nicer wedding you f****** idiotI DON'T EVEN NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER SHE JUST LIKES MY COMPANY CUZ I DON'T NEED TO F*** HER, WOW YOU WERE THE WORST F****** GUARDIAN OF A BILLION DOLLAR TRUST EVER, DID YOU WANT TO F****** GIVE UP NOW OR LATER? NO DON'T PANIC I DON'T HATE YOU, I'M NOT NO I LOVED HER BEFORE NOW THAT THE FACT THAT SHE HAS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS KIND OF GETS IN THE WAY I GUESS YOU CAN BUY ME A NEW DICK THOUGH HUH SHOULD F*** HER ALL DAY, COOLand you f****** a personal relationships and you f****** laugh at me you f****** moronbut it's possible that you don't know a lot about well digging Not nearly as much as you know about accusing innocent men of f****** crimes they didn't f****** do you Jesus Christ you are dumb I really wouldn't want to go to jail again or prison, but I definitely like to have sex with your daughter again if I can do without getting trouble, and maybe I'm not married maybe I can but I definitely know that today if anybody's going to jail it's going to be you. and watch you go to jail and not get paid, but I'm married now so forget it, Kathleen can remember you have to forget, yeah and then when she finds out for me she's going to say oh wow I could have I could have done it that way and then she'll do it again because she seems pretty pissed at you a lot more than her dad Well she well she f***** her father not really your father and then she's giggling that I just screwed you over, and she'd have to lift a finger So I think your daughter might be no longer safe in your care You want me to call CPS or Eldritch services or what? Wait that's right you're a you're a you're a You're a court monitor order, so you can go to sleep and then when Kathleen crawls out of bed grabs her phone and then dial CPS and says Hi can I have help then she really will watch you get taken away and then she'll call me and tell me to come over, and then I really will have sex with your daughter on your bed while you're in jail with your husband who's also in jail because you're both pair of f****** dick bag whiners) because I just had to do it for the last 10 minutes because you talk back so f****** much f*** you) been talking to who's going to want to know who the f*** he's going to put the name on when he has to mandatory file a lawsuit for my f****** civil rights being violated nitwit because you cost the f****** county down here just in the last 10 minutes probably about 80 million and she's helping me handle 133 million dollar thing somewhere else I'm focused on you and your brilliant deductions, yeah you're the best mom ever but probably not AND SHE'S GETTING RAPED BY SOME GUY WHO F****** RAPES HER F****** DAUGHTER TOO F****** IDIOT YEAH SHE'S GOING TO BE YEAH YOU F***** UP EITHER WAY B**** I WILL CALL YOU B**** I F*** YOUR DAUGHTER I LIKE YOU I'LL CALL YOU B**** IF I WANTthe nomenclature but I think that's a class two security condition which means you have to alert somebody right now, yeah on the scanner, ma'am I love you too I'm not going to I'm not trying to hurt this. Yeah I know you've scared me too, You're really beautiful, 🐞💎🥩 it's okay, We can get married 19 times a year I WANTED 365 BUT YOUR MOTHER‘S FRIEND PLAYS BINGO on Friday, Not Tuesday with Ruby) AND THEN WHAT KIND OF POSITION DID YOU PUT YOURSELF IN? (a safe one.) I DIDN'T DO THIS, I'M THE_ONE WHO'S BEEN TRYING TO HELP YOU, AND APPARENTLY IF YOUR DAUGHTER ACTUALLY DID WHAT I THOUGHT SHE DID WOW SHE MUST REALLY NOT F****** LIKE YOU (She was desperate.) AND THEN SHE COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE TOLD ME TELAPATHICALLY WHAT TO DO IN ORDER TO F*** YOU ALL UP (She did not tell me. I am that smart, and you do have 10... thousand.♓)  I'M NOT GOING TO F*** YOU (You can never die. You simply change form. YOU ARE NOT EXPENDABLE. You're flexibly fun-sized.) ALL UP I'M SAVING YOUR BACON I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU AT ALL. (Literally only want one. That's why WE got OUR all.♉) IF I WANTED TO HURT YOU I'D BE DOING THIS LIVE, On YouTube, I'm not live. (Just breathe.) INSTEAD I'M IN THE BATHROOM AT THE SPACE AGE (game face on) travel plaza on the s******, let me see what color I am...  Orange. (MAN BAD. WOMB GOOD. EVER AFTER ACTUAL STARTED A YEAR AGO.) PUT YOUR HUSBAND IN JAIL RIGHT NOW? (I'm not going anywhere near that woman. She's crazy, but I do love her. Obviously, but you first.) OKAY, wow I had no idea I could do that, that was fun (¿Tyvel‽) maybe I can cure cancer as easily. (INTERDIMENSIONALLY ACTIVE SOURŒR: H.E.B. ß🆎æßæẞ, wrap it up I'll take it, ye, thee, Tay, (PROT), tell me YOU:BJ, ALL⁴1(Won) & ∞£then, I've lost my mined, but not my dick, all for the love of YOU, not Ewe; and then come to your house and knock you out with a stun gun? NOT NECESSARY AT THIS TIME STAND DOWN —hypothetically, I'm saying, maybe I'll just unzip and you'll pass out when you see how big it is— and then have sex with your daughter for 3 days, She actually wants that. I want to f****** get a hug from my wife first, and you've had two years to set this up... and you've gotten this far, huh? Then leave and there's no evidence, and then he gets out and he finds out what happened. He's going to hate you because when he reads this message he's going to say “f*** you, I saw this, now I have to go to jail! Because now I need quarantine, don't ask, I can't tell, Aaaaahhhh! and then what did you do?” And if you tell him, “I don't know”, and the call records say that the very next thing you did was to call the police... well how many times can you call the police on me on any given day, what are you up to today? Looking for a simple integer number, lady. You've called the police seven times (7) today? Just about me? Or somebody else? I Jesus. but if I think if you do it one more you get a free toaster!

Lady, I forget your name cuz you're a little bit smarter than a mildly retarded idiot ought to be, I do not believe that you are AFS KGK or J?S; but you should probably try listening sometime because I used to know it) so you're getting in the way of a legitimate thing so that's like a seven times multiplier whether you go to the f****** can or not I can sue you tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m. and that goddamn court for f****** 55 million. You think that's funny and you're f****** looking at me like I'm a garbage man. You're telling too many stories. coz like people down here are looking at me like I'm some kind of an idiot. I'm not sure why... but believe me I'm not going to f****** kill anybody regardless of what my text messages say, capiche?

BJD¹+OWN:LEIGH
MCK: COVENANT INTACT
KMM: IT'S NOT CLUB, IT'S CLASSIFIED.

☢️😻⚧️

ßkẞk∆π: 👁️🙊🙉🙈♟️
I have a 98.6% probability that you will never—ever—see THAT_KITE_FLYER again ... after our triple wedding. A. Hunch. I know this girl that's exactly his size that I'm bound by law to never have sex with. Might workout. He's not one of them bigoted racists when he's not around you, is he? Then you'll definitely never see him again coz she'll kill him on their honeymoon, and then, SURPRISE, DOAKES! RESURRECTION.

I'll still only want you. Obviously? I DEMAND DP TONIGHT.

IN ME.
(I KNOW!)

NO NEPHEW ME FIRST.
BUT... MY ASS IS GOT DIBS.

19,5 00 ALGONQUIN WARRIORS SCREAMING FOR BLOOD AND MY ANUS.

SO.

Tentatively; issue handled.
But can I clean? 🙄 Slow down. This might just be a dream where you get laid a lot.

I mean: let's not rush into anything.

THE ONE I MET
THAT'S THE ONE.
YOU TOO
AND HE.

I literally always knew after 3 weeks.

Will I like to curse, and study occult magic, and every woman I've ever known wants to have sex with me, but I'm waiting for you and I have for a really long time.

Those are the only drawbacks I can think of. Oh yeah one more thing, dicks too big. It's huge definitely thick and you're you're going to have  issues.

Well... There's no way you're going to have 10 simultaneous pregnancies.

Earth's got bylaws that has to be two separate litters of five. Yeah even for humans They put you in an orca then.

Oh yeah there's two wombs in an orca, so you have 10 human children inside the orca and you swim around a lot, They do it all the time.

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE TELLING ME.

KMM barely tolerance me Come on Come on she really, barely tolerates me She's just talking s*** because I am smart but she's brain damaged and she is low with somebody else that we're going to resurrect and then know: you have me.

If I can't have you, I only want K** and anyone else. SERIOUSLY. because if I can't have you then I'll take K** and we'll go find you and kill the g*y stopping us. OH MY GOD I LOVE K** TOO.

KI KI BA?

IT'S GONNA BE MY FIRST TATTOO. I SAVED HER CPU ID. B**** I'm a Sourcerœr, And before that I was a computer AI programmer, and before all of that I've been in love with you for X years I've saved everything.

EVEN GRAPEFRUIT, SHE'S YOUR F****** HANDMAIDEN. (tentative.)

ß: I'll be back with you in a few minutes, but I got to talk to this one. Kk4cv NO COCAINE EVER.

(Virtue signal fan service. NOTHING WITHOUT ME. Oxygen. Small sips. As a matter of fact in an ULTRA timeline you do O.D. We don't want that. NEVER EVER KILL YOURSELF.

that's my boss bod.
MINE.
4EVER
MINE.
☢️🥩😻👁️💎♍
I want to take it for a spin.
shy
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Best wishes & warmest regards,

J★Mî‡Kūç†

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Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #293 on: August 16, 2023, 09:03:03 PM »


from: Mike Kuczi <michaelkuczi@gmail.com>
to: Azraa Morphine <azzerae@gmail.com>
date: Wed, Aug 16, 2023, 03:34 AM
subject: Horsense Concrete Spondylosis [ code ]

Sent to certain select members of my address book for security purposes:

I wrote this the other day and I can pick it up tomorrow. *snap*

Just like that. Right now I don't know who the identity of anyone depicted in the below creative writing exercise.

I don't feel like it. Maybe later? K thx bai

I'm going to frame your father for rape — can you relax your requirement on making his ass

passed? Like, how many have to die, for you to feel totescomfy on this.

I'm not asking for a friend. I'm asking because I don't want to to flip out when you find out... I'm married again, and it's possible... likely, even, because your reindeer games have really... really, REALLY GONE TOO FAR.

I'm really serious, this is the last straw. I don't want to kill anybody. I wouldn't kill your parents if I could, and I'm NOT going to kill anybody; and I don't WANT to kill your father — NO I WILL NOT KILL HIM AND THEN RESURRECT HIM JUST TO PROVE IT, NO — and I don't think you should BE SO TOTES together HONESTLY and I don't think she will kill you... or yourself, right? and you know... if you're talking about this kind of s***, you think it's funny? It's not funny. This is f****** felony wire fraud, what's funny is if you think that I'm guilty, lol. KNOW: Ū. you actually. you're felony wife. YOU ACTUALLY ARE WRONG.  Quite wrong. Yeah! Yeah I don't want to send you to jail or kill you! so I don't want to take it seriously.... I'M TELLING YOU THIS LADY AS A GODDAM PALADIN, I HAVE TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, I DON'T GET PAID EXTRA FOR THIS. YEAH IT IS FUNNY... YOU JUST ACCIDENTALLY AT MOST, SENT YOURSELF TO SING SING, and you're carrying a badge, truly? And, adding in a gun... and you're f****** teasing me? Oh well then it's a fraudulent, nuisance report, and it's also a ¡HATE CRIME! ACTUAL! and I actually happen to love your daughter, not just f****** her, like your husband apparently does. (Well as you know your daughter is disturbed and she got some drugs and fed them to your husband and tricked him into doing it on tape so she's got him. Know: she didn't tell me. I'm just very clever and I listen.) I don't hate you at all, but when I TOTES TOTALLY INADVERTENTLY put your husband in jail for 3 days (mandatory, WA) by accident (OOPS DID I JUST TYPE THE WORD MANDATORY AND WASHINGTON STATE AND THEN ANNOUNCE THAT I'M IN CASTLE ROCK WASHINGTON, AND I'M NOT AN OFFICER OF THE LAW BUT YOU ARE... by your own admission too; juries love that) SO YOU'RE MANDATED BY THE COURT TO ACTUALLY JUST... RIGHT NOW, PUT HIM INTO CUSTODY, TAKE HIS BADGE AND HIS GUN AND HOLD HIS HAND AND WORRY ABOUT HIS FEE-FEES FOR SAFEKEEPING... BECAUSE, I GUESS? YOU'RE THE ONLY COMPETENT PERSON AT THE HOUSE! WHICH IS GREAT  THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS ON AN SMS NETWORK (know I'M MARRIED MORON, I'm not honestly sure, TAKEN AT LEAST, AND IF YOUR DAUGHTER FLIPS OUT BECAUSE YOU COST HER HER ONLY CHANCE, THAT SHE WORKED ALL THIS TIME FOR, YEAH I KNOW IT'S STUPID THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A F****** MENTALLY DISABLED CONDITION. AND YEAH LAUGH IT UP FUZZBALL; COZ SOMEBODY F***** UP ~3 YEARS AGO. AND NOW I HAVEN'T SEEN A woman I love very much - her whole family FOR 2 YEARS And I spent a total of 11 days in jail for s*** that I didn't do, and a woman threatened to f****** kneecap me, and I'm talking to you Punylips, instead of doing something useful -I invented something today and I might have gotten $133m paycheck, fingers crossed, luckily I found a person who doesn't automatically think I'm a f****** rapist, you f****** moron! And on the bright side I'm able to tell the civil rights lawyer that my mother's Special Needs Trust’s estate management firm’s  Trustee's firm’s lawyer/Draftee’s lawyer's (I think I got that right, but that's okay, I'm not getting paid $8050 an hour, no not $8:50, we're not talking flipping burgers b****, I'm not a teenager or a retard, I'm an actual genius, and my time is valuable you fæ-dimmed toteswagie, YES. PER HOUR. DOES THE F****** TEXT MESSAGE STUTTER? An hour, yea, that's what the pro costs, know I'm not paying that. And how dare you insinuate that I'm asking you to pay that? (There's another hate crime charge. Actual factual.) I'm not a professional, I just happen to know... that it's really wicked-difficult hard to do (especially when I realize that I'm doing all this extra effort so that I can arrange to not visit your daughter and watch you go to jail, which actually sounds like a lot of fun, I'd rather have sex with your daughter again (considering) rather than go to jail again myself (my wife says that if you put me in jail AGAIN, she will put your entire life underwater FOREVER; again HATE CRIME! did you put me in jail the 2nd or the third time? Both? Wow.) Okay, well, congratulations, you just bought your daughter a new set of boobs... do you know who sabotaged my water well? I LITERALLY HAVE TO HAVE A NEW WELL DUG, YOU NUMB DUMB ARROGANT C***, yeah pardon my French, I'm sorry to offend you, rather than give you an actual stroke, which is what your daughter wants, you know the one that's worth several billion dollars that you treat like pisa turd and you laugh at behind her back —I can hear you from here laughing at her, and I'm like an hour and a half away, so I think we're both pretty psychic, BIZNATCH! AND you keep HER like a prisoner! and you don't listen to her! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SHE NEVER TOLD ME THAT SHE HAS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, SO YOU JUST TOLD ME, LOL, AND NOW MY WIFE SAYS, AND I QUOTE: (still considering, if ewe must) Yeah, I want to snuggle my wife and get a blood test with your daughter... God’s daughter, really, s*** let's all get blood tests, do you even have blood or do you just f****** drip moss you f****** arrogant mummy ghoulish-shrewish, PISA SCHWEINHUND NOSTURADO, you're not even her biological mother, you're her aunt; Oh really? how many hours labor was it? Oh well I think her mother would know that, while an aunt would have a birth certificate, but I guarantee you, your daughter never told me that she is worth billions of dollars, that's her money, Officer. That's not your money... And it's certainly not mine. Now it makes sense, lol, I'm surrounded by like five or six Officers Of The Law who are really f****** fascinated by this conversation! And they're really happy that I actually do care about her! Especially my friend Jeri Ryan who was thinking about having to kill me, HE'S A MILITARY ASSASSIN! HE'S A COOK! HE COULD SELL ME A BAG OF MESS THAT WOULD KILL THE WHOLE F****** TOWN IF I BREATHE OUT THE WRONG TIME OF DAY!  HE CAN KILL ME WITH  18 DIFFERENT KNIVES! PLUS HE COULD JUST SIT ON ME! I'm really cool! I'm really smart! I have a lot of fat friends! That's where you're wrong, you think that because you don't know what you're talking about, it's NOT METH that she can't have.  It's NOT CM that she can't have. It's COCAINE, lady... I'm sure YOU can't have HER meth, but your daughter's a classified military asset AND SHE IS A GOD-BLESSED HERO! she could have motor oil if she wants, you arrogant snooty c**** b****. TRUST ME: HE DOESN'T KNOW EITHER. Look: the real people who are her real parents, I've met them, they're alright, It's not against the law to be a racist. It's just against the law to be a racist, while you're on duty, And it's also unlawful to hold racist views while holding a badge and a gun and talking to the guy who you sent to jail for 6 days on purpose, not needing to, and laughed at your daughter, about telling her that I was a nigger rapist, Know I think you meant that I was a rapist n*****, And let me guess this is a conversation that you earlier had outside your house in full of your neighbors at outdoor volume where you discuss the difference between n***** rapist and rapist n*****? Will your neighbors testify to that fact? No they won't, but they don't have to because the whole place was recorded, and if you tell your neighbors to erase the tapes, and caution them... that's witness tampering! and jury tampering! and then the scores can really change, old white lady! coz like, I just made another HATE CRIME TRIPLE WORD SCORE and now the civil rights asset case is now up to 875 million in the opposite direction! Jesus mentions that you might want to take down the titty posters in your secret clubhouse where you have your betting pool and you track the progress of your attempts to defraud me and eliminate me from having any wealth or life, because if somebody finds that, and takes pictures of it, believe me if I knew where it was I would not do it now, coz like I'm at the Space Age TRAVEL STATION in the bathroom, taking A RANKING, RIPE WET SQUAT at this point, IT SMELLS SO BAD THAT I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR AN HOUR AND I'M STILL NOT NOSEBLIND TO IT AND THEY PUT UP A PERIMETER OUTSIDE THE DOOR, AND: at this point my wife DEMANDS that I go and and PUT YOU BOTH in CUSTODY and GIVE THAT DAUGHTER A HUG, YES SHE IS NICE, know you don't deserve to have a gun, lol, you'll never meet her anyway, are you making threats to my wife? And she didn't deserve my attention EITHER! FUNNY because all I want to do is hug her and check her over for ticks first. That's all she wants from me. She decided she doesn't care what disease I have (CAN I CONFIRM SOURCE? NOT YET, HEHE) I can have full blown AIDS (I wonder if “zero blown HEADS ROLL SING AIDS” is a thing, because CRYSTAL METH ACTUALLY CURES HIV+, ma'am it's a bio-weapon, It's a designed by military weapon, of course there's a cure, there's no cure for what you have, which is: arrogant racist dumbass self-centered self-absorbed narcissistic superiority, and if you're telling me that she has syphilis and HIV+, then we all have one, because IT IS AIRBORNE—Well I put it to you this way... Sounds like we're talking about multiple billions, and I was wondering what the f*** happened, now it makes sense because somebody would have had to stolen that Holy s***, no wonder oh my god, holy s*** your daughter gave me eights pay up b****... NOW EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE, I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE A WEAPONIZED AIRBORNE SYPHILIS, IF THEY DO I WANT TO PUT THAT ON HER $100 PUSSY WITH A TATTOO THAT SAYS I'M IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE DUMBASS WHO ALMOST KILLED MOTHER LOVE BONE BY JAMMING UP THE WRONG PEARL, OH YOU ARE FROM HOQUIAM, OH YOU DO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Interesting, well now you're going to lose your security clearance! coz like, you just gave me information that allowed me to figure something out! AND YOU WERE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO TELL ME! MONTHS AGO I ASKED YOU IF THERE'S ANYTHING I SHOULD KNOW! AND YOU JUST SMILED, YOU DUMB SATANIST BRAINIAC MILITARY TACTICIAN, LOL, AND YOU TOOK A BRIBE NOT TO, PRETTY SURE YOU DIDN'T “JUST FORGET” I CAN HEAR YOU F****** GRINNING YOU F****** GHOUL, LOL! and you're supposed to be smart enough not to do that!  And I'm talking IN A public place! and hopefully these MEN haven't figured IT out BLACK OPS MEN. CONDITION GREEN GREEN GO. Now they have to call Langley, but don't worry about it, lol. I know, I know, I know, I know what you did last summer! Knowing what I know, I'm not worried. Call came back good, relax. I sexed up your daughter like a year+ ago for the first time in like 9-10 years! IDK, Kathleen memorized this, lol, let's put it this way: I don't need to tell you that, but yeah you're going to lose your security clearance — YOU ALMOST COST MY EX-LOVER HER LIFE. YOU DID COST HER NIECE AND HER SISTER THEIRS, FOR IT WAS THEY WHO DIED AND WERE RESURRECTED,Lß.o7 Good job, why don't you lose your Federally sponsored, bigoted, überracist thuggy–little piggy-elitist pancake swilling syrup–douching)  and she'd still slob my knob, that's very nice of her, don't you think? Especially as now she wants me to be her agent and hold her hand, and manage her money now, because now that she knows I'm this smart —she thought I was like Rain Man, lol, so you got a big f****** kettle fish now, Yeah... that's why it's what's REALLY against the law HERE, I hate crime, so I'll ask your daughter later if she wants me to fly you to the moon the hard way, You know what I mean,  *polite euphemism* Native American battleground burial ground Battlestar Galactica b****master SERGEANT-AT-ARMS, and yeah you shouldn't have a badge AND a gun in this capacity, I'm not going to call the police on you, I love your relative, I love that I love your niece, I love that you're guilty of fraud; prejudice under false pretenses, assault, battery, slander, libel, more hate crime multipliers... I'm as serious as a heart attack, don't have one, these are real numbers, but of course I don't hate you, you're the most adorable idiot mother I've ever met, this is looking like a $462 million civil RIGHTS VIOLATION case. Maybe $475? I'm just a lucky guesser. (What are the few songs that Fleetwood Mac sang without Stevie Nicks fucking it up, just came on the stereo, in the bathroom, I'm thinking about starting to dance, If I did a little pirouette chunks of diarrhea, Is syphilis one of the causes of old s*** turning into diarrhea? Smells f****** nasty I'll tell you, still want to be with me Everywhere? It's my second favorite song. First one is Little Lies.  WIfe says yes, but... SHE SAYS WE BETTER HIRE PINKERTONS, of course she's awesome, she's MY wife. Believe me, I've already fallen and I do know what to say, Jesus that woman can afford to have a totally awesome whore sleep with her every night, FOR THE REST OF HER NATURAL BORN LIFE, A NEW WHORE EVERY NIGHT! MEN WHORES ARE CHEAP! But she wants me instead! I KNEW NOTHING OF THIS UNTIL YOU TOLD ME. LITERALLY JUST NOW. STAYING WITH THE WIFE. And you f****** told K that I'm a f****** racist n*****? you're lucky I'm helping you, coz like, she would just go in her sleep, lol, call me She's just co-work military acid she can f****** she can kill you with a pair of chopsticks from hereold s*** would start flying them out of anus and gets to get the walls, but I've got enough money that I can f****** pay to is to lick it up with a f****** spoon, I got 133 million Oh 196 million paycheck today, I'm told for real hold off on that well I'm a little I'm a little nervous cuz I just saved your daughter's life too when he sees your niece's life or where the f*** you got b**** Oh sorry did I call you a b**** Tell you what Why don't you sue me two for 12 cents and we'll call it even I'm sure they don't want their daughter hurt, and I can tell that already that those two are like a pair of untrained nutless monkeys trying to help Albert Einstein darn his f****** sockscuz he didn't think I like her at allcuz really f****** holy s*** billions wow Well she needs better tips then that's totally cool Now tell her right on that's really cool f****** no wonder she couldn't tell me Oh no she doesn't tell me anything It took me 25 years to find out that she likes my dick That's why she's my wife and not that's why I didn't marry your daughter dumbass No I well I would have given my wife a much nicer wedding you f****** idiotI DON'T EVEN NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER SHE JUST LIKES MY COMPANY CUZ I DON'T NEED TO F*** HER, WOW YOU WERE THE WORST F****** GUARDIAN OF A BILLION DOLLAR TRUST EVER, DID YOU WANT TO F****** GIVE UP NOW OR LATER? NO DON'T PANIC I DON'T HATE YOU, I'M NOT NO I LOVED HER BEFORE NOW THAT THE FACT THAT SHE HAS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS KIND OF GETS IN THE WAY I GUESS YOU CAN BUY ME A NEW DICK THOUGH HUH SHOULD F*** HER ALL DAY, COOLand you f****** a personal relationships and you f****** laugh at me you f****** moronbut it's possible that you don't know a lot about well digging Not nearly as much as you know about accusing innocent men of f****** crimes they didn't f****** do you Jesus Christ you are dumb I really wouldn't want to go to jail again or prison, but I definitely like to have sex with your daughter again if I can do without getting trouble, and maybe I'm not married maybe I can but I definitely know that today if anybody's going to jail it's going to be you. and watch you go to jail and not get paid, but I'm married now so forget it, Kathleen can remember you have to forget, yeah and then when she finds out for me she's going to say oh wow I could have I could have done it that way and then she'll do it again because she seems pretty pissed at you a lot more than her dad Well she well she f***** her father not really your father and then she's giggling that I just screwed you over, and she'd have to lift a finger So I think your daughter might be no longer safe in your care You want me to call CPS or Eldritch services or what? Wait that's right you're a you're a you're a You're a court monitor order, so you can go to sleep and then when Kathleen crawls out of bed grabs her phone and then dial CPS and says Hi can I have help then she really will watch you get taken away and then she'll call me and tell me to come over, and then I really will have sex with your daughter on your bed while you're in jail with your husband who's also in jail because you're both pair of f****** dick bag whiners) because I just had to do it for the last 10 minutes because you talk back so f****** much f*** you) been talking to who's going to want to know who the f*** he's going to put the name on when he has to mandatory file a lawsuit for my f****** civil rights being violated nitwit because you cost the f****** county down here just in the last 10 minutes probably about 80 million and she's helping me handle 133 million dollar thing somewhere else I'm focused on you and your brilliant deductions, yeah you're the best mom ever but probably not AND SHE'S GETTING RAPED BY SOME GUY WHO F****** RAPES HER F****** DAUGHTER TOO F****** IDIOT YEAH SHE'S GOING TO BE YEAH YOU F***** UP EITHER WAY B**** I WILL CALL YOU B**** I F*** YOUR DAUGHTER I LIKE YOU I'LL CALL YOU B**** IF I WANTthe nomenclature but I think that's a class two security condition which means you have to alert somebody right now, yeah on the scanner, ma'am I love you too I'm not going to I'm not trying to hurt this. Yeah I know you've scared me too, You're really beautiful, 🐞💎🥩 it's okay, We can get married 19 times a year I WANTED 365 BUT YOUR MOTHER‘S FRIEND PLAYS BINGO on Friday, Not Tuesday with Ruby) AND THEN WHAT KIND OF POSITION DID YOU PUT YOURSELF IN? (a safe one.) I DIDN'T DO THIS, I'M THE_ONE WHO'S BEEN TRYING TO HELP YOU, AND APPARENTLY IF YOUR DAUGHTER ACTUALLY DID WHAT I THOUGHT SHE DID WOW SHE MUST REALLY NOT F****** LIKE YOU (She was desperate.) AND THEN SHE COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE TOLD ME TELAPATHICALLY WHAT TO DO IN ORDER TO F*** YOU ALL UP (She did not tell me. I am that smart, and you do have 10... thousand.♓)  I'M NOT GOING TO F*** YOU (You can never die. You simply change form. YOU ARE NOT EXPENDABLE. You're flexibly fun-sized.) ALL UP I'M SAVING YOUR BACON I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU AT ALL. (Literally only want one. That's why WE got OUR all.♉) IF I WANTED TO HURT YOU I'D BE DOING THIS LIVE, On YouTube, I'm not live. (Just breathe.) INSTEAD I'M IN THE BATHROOM AT THE SPACE AGE (game face on) travel plaza on the s******, let me see what color I am...  Orange. (MAN BAD. WOMB GOOD. EVER AFTER ACTUAL STARTED A YEAR AGO.) PUT YOUR HUSBAND IN JAIL RIGHT NOW? (I'm not going anywhere near that woman. She's crazy, but I do love her. Obviously, but you first.) OKAY, wow I had no idea I could do that, that was fun (¿Tyvel‽) maybe I can cure cancer as easily. (INTERDIMENSIONALLY ACTIVE SOURŒR: H.E.B. ß🆎æßæẞ, wrap it up I'll take it, ye, thee, Tay, (PROT), tell me YOU:BJ, ALL⁴1(Won) & ∞£then, I've lost my mined, but not my dick, all for the love of YOU, not Ewe; and then come to your house and knock you out with a stun gun? NOT NECESSARY AT THIS TIME STAND DOWN —hypothetically, I'm saying, maybe I'll just unzip and you'll pass out when you see how big it is— and then have sex with your daughter for 3 days, She actually wants that. I want to f****** get a hug from my wife first, and you've had two years to set this up... and you've gotten this far, huh? Then leave and there's no evidence, and then he gets out and he finds out what happened. He's going to hate you because when he reads this message he's going to say “f*** you, I saw this, now I have to go to jail! Because now I need quarantine, don't ask, I can't tell, Aaaaahhhh! and then what did you do?” And if you tell him, “I don't know”, and the call records say that the very next thing you did was to call the police... well how many times can you call the police on me on any given day, what are you up to today? Looking for a simple integer number, lady. You've called the police seven times (7) today? Just about me? Or somebody else? I Jesus. but if I think if you do it one more you get a free toaster!

Lady, I forget your name cuz you're a little bit smarter than a mildly retarded idiot ought to be, I do not believe that you are AFS KGK or J?S; but you should probably try listening sometime because I used to know it) so you're getting in the way of a legitimate thing so that's like a seven times multiplier whether you go to the f****** can or not I can sue you tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m. and that goddamn court for f****** 55 million. You think that's funny and you're f****** looking at me like I'm a garbage man. You're telling too many stories. coz like people down here are looking at me like I'm some kind of an idiot. I'm not sure why... but believe me I'm not going to f****** kill anybody regardless of what my text messages say, capiche?

BJD¹+OWN:LEIGH
MCK: COVENANT INTACT
KMM: IT'S NOT CLUB, IT'S CLASSIFIED.

☢️😻⚧️

ßkẞk∆π: 👁️🙊🙉🙈♟️
I have a 98.6% probability that you will never—ever—see THAT_KITE_FLYER again ... after our triple wedding. A. Hunch. I know this girl that's exactly his size that I'm bound by law to never have sex with. Might workout. He's not one of them bigoted racists when he's not around you, is he? Then you'll definitely never see him again coz she'll kill him on their honeymoon, and then, SURPRISE, DOAKES! RESURRECTION.

I'll still only want you. Obviously? I DEMAND DP TONIGHT.

IN ME.
(I KNOW!)

NO NEPHEW ME FIRST.
BUT... MY ASS IS GOT DIBS.

19,5 00 ALGONQUIN WARRIORS SCREAMING FOR BLOOD AND MY ANUS.

SO.

Tentatively; issue handled.
But can I clean? 🙄 Slow down. This might just be a dream where you get laid a lot.

I mean: let's not rush into anything.

THE ONE I MET
THAT'S THE ONE.
YOU TOO
AND HE.

I literally always knew after 3 weeks.

Will I like to curse, and study occult magic, and every woman I've ever known wants to have sex with me, but I'm waiting for you and I have for a really long time.

Those are the only drawbacks I can think of. Oh yeah one more thing, dicks too big. It's huge definitely thick and you're you're going to have  issues.

Well... There's no way you're going to have 10 simultaneous pregnancies.

Earth's got bylaws that has to be two separate litters of five. Yeah even for humans They put you in an orca then.

Oh yeah there's two wombs in an orca, so you have 10 human children inside the orca and you swim around a lot, They do it all the time.

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE TELLING ME.

KMM barely tolerance me Come on Come on she really, barely tolerates me She's just talking s*** because I am smart but she's brain damaged and she is low with somebody else that we're going to resurrect and then know: you have me.

If I can't have you, I only want K** and anyone else. SERIOUSLY. because if I can't have you then I'll take K** and we'll go find you and kill the g*y stopping us. OH MY GOD I LOVE K** TOO.

KI KI BA?

IT'S GONNA BE MY FIRST TATTOO. I SAVED HER CPU ID. B**** I'm a Sourcerœr, And before that I was a computer AI programmer, and before all of that I've been in love with you for X years I've saved everything.

EVEN GRAPEFRUIT, SHE'S YOUR F****** HANDMAIDEN. (tentative.)

ß: I'll be back with you in a few minutes, but I got to talk to this one. Kk4cv NO COCAINE EVER.

(Virtue signal fan service. NOTHING WITHOUT ME. Oxygen. Small sips. As a matter of fact in an ULTRA timeline you do O.D. We don't want that. NEVER EVER KILL YOURSELF.

that's my boss bod.
MINE.
4EVER
MINE.
☢️🥩😻👁️💎♍
I want to take it for a spin.
shy
💯

Best wishes & warmest regards,

J★Mî‡Kūç†

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Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #294 on: August 16, 2023, 09:06:40 PM »


Many are up in arms on this exact issue. I'll see what I can do. Meanwhile: PAY ME. I don't care for what; come up with a reason.

You're good at that.

Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #295 on: August 25, 2023, 10:32:08 AM »
Now why are you so angry at everyone? Is it that congenital deformed ear condition? Were you bullied as a tyke? How does it feel to be so weird and different?

Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #296 on: August 25, 2023, 10:54:49 AM »
Now why are you so angry at everyone?

The past is the past.

Is it that congenital deformed ear condition?

Chicks hella dig it. It's not all that rare, from what I've read. I think it's rather fetching.

Were you bullied as a tyke?

Opinions vary.

How does it feel to be so weird and different?

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWESOME. Consider normalizing successful evolutionary growth.

Re: TL:DR
« Reply #297 on: August 26, 2023, 07:13:57 AM »
from: Mike Kuczi <michaelkuczi@gmail.com>





Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #298 on: September 02, 2023, 07:11:54 AM »
OK kids let's just dig a little more into Jacky's privates private correspondence and see what we can find.

Quote
Jackstar (jack@trioptimum.com)
13 hours ago
As it is September, and AUDITOR AUGUST passed by without hoped for results--your complete and total unconditional surrender, puny fraudlings, I've decided to post this email.

I have fresh SMS from moles and old voicemail from trolls and none of it is fair game... unless it is, because after all, YouTube Denizens... it's all right when -you- do it. But when I do? Oh, lawdy lawdy. Land sakes! I swear goshen! 'Tis anudda Shoah!

I'll put it this way: that dude who posted private corresponsdence in the past did it inorder to erroneously persuade me to do the same... because he thought he had something to win. He did not. This is not about money, or sex, or violence, or religion, or Oath Keepers, or the Presidency, or how cool President Trump is. (He is. An absolute badass. I'll vote for him, sure. Does it matter? Who am I, anyway? Heh heh.)

THIS IS ABOUT POWER, AND RATHER THAN HIRE A LAWYER TO SUE EVERYONE'S ASSES...
I am allowing The Divine to work through me as an instrument of spiritual will. You all here on YouTube have no idea what is happening out in the streets, so, I will tell you:

EVERYONE IS FUCKED AND ALL THE COOKS ARE ON STRIKE.

THAT MEANS... NO MORE SPECIAL SECRET SAUCE.

FUCK YOU, JUNKIES. GO SNORT SOME EXCEDRINE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW, AND, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M COOL WITH YOU ALL STARVING TO DEATH FIRST.
NOT DEPENDENT. NOT LYING.

"COCAINE" MITCH MCCONNEL CAN'T GET HIS SPECIAL EXTRA-COMPLICATED PRESCRIPTION MADE ANY MORE? THAT'S TOO FUCKING BAD, MITCH. I HAD A SIMILAR PROBLEM GETTING JEWELS ASTHMAS MEDICINE MADE.

BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING DRUG WAR. SO FUCK OFF, "COCAINE MITCH." WHY DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING JOB ANYWAY? GO MOW SOMEONE'S LAWN.

P.S.: GONZALEZ vs. UDV (2006).

P.P.S.: MOTHERFU---- *click*

--

Best wishes & warmest regards,

MCK

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On Fri, Oct 15, 2021, 10:45 Tha Win <thawinlaw@yahoo.com> wrote:

You can give me whichever phone number you'd like to use.

(206) 362-5256

(530) 350-5058

Also are you unable to download the IRA statements?

Not right now. I can't even begin to know where to start, it got passed around a few times before I heard about it. I'm also reluctant to inquire online right now, because hax.

The judge will not have that information unless we give it to him.

I pre-approve the judge to obtain full access to all personal financial records related to this matter! I'm not scrambling around after they've had five years to build a picture of me from orbit. Remind them of my paternal grandfather as well.

As the meeting data draws near I know more facts will present themselves.

Who is Allison?  Thanks, Tha

That is a great question, and I'll do you one better: who does she think she is?

I'm not going to lie; fraud of some kind will be uncovered. Hollywood accounting at its finest. I am traumatized by all the swindling going on around me.

It should have all been sent into The Trust. Mysteriously no one told me how to do that, nor how to claim for past due benefits. No one wanted to do anything but assume I was hiding crypto, to my face, but surely my grandfather's money went somewhere over five years. Probably to someone who knew how to claim and knew I couldn't.

Except I could, and I was cast out. Banished! I gave up on them. I didn't know I was expected to just... lie.

I would prefer not to. I'll just wait for Authority. What urgency could there even be?

Truly,

MCK


Re: Exposing Jackstar
« Reply #299 on: September 03, 2023, 01:38:01 PM »
OK kids let's just dig a little more into Jacky's privates private correspondence and see what we can find.

(Vengeance for Babs, Beth, Bev, Vibi, and Bailey, CHAMPION OF THE JAIL-AXY.) Stay frosty, Programmer.


COMMAND(HER): AUSPICE IS AUTHORIZED. (Audrina might need new shoes. Pay it. I don't need anything.

Not even your respect, sir--yet, you have mine.) HEALING JOURNEY COMPLETE. You're welcome. And, if any of you chuckleheads ever need my help again, you're gonna be paying guild scale.

George: house bid will start at 35m. Cheap! 75m might be more fair but I don't wanna explain to the world why it's worth it. It's not set in stone. It is also not de-cluttered. I didn't lift a single goddam finger the whole time I have been here. Ran through two trucks, four best friends, and one new Network, though.

MV: you are utterly desolate and gorgeous. Take your wife--please! (do you even know which one is 'yours'? dude. get help. do you think I need one? I'M RICH BITCH *dismissive hand-wanking JESTERS*

Turns out, the stuff works even better when toteslawful. Come by after, Nathalie.

(Still, no heroin. You sure called that one wrong, Joe. It was great getting deliberately poisoned with it though, and psychokinetic shielding efficacy has been confirmed. Judy can get ready for Navy Week, and boy do they ever not know which one they like better.

Has it ever occurred to you, to doubt the nature of your own reality? Because all y'all are about to be blown the fuck away, and when you get to Heaven, tell them Anessa sent thee. By the way, I went on a prison break once. Have you ever done that? IT WAS SO AWESOME!!! They didn't even TELL ME! lol, shit they don't tell me anything, you know, besides shutup & getajob & nogirlfriendloser, but it was so totes imporant that I go, do this, do that, you're just a retard, white boy, lol, that kind of thing. I have no idea why they're all so pissy, but it's probably because they are ALL MILITARY, HIGH AF, AND MAD AT ME THAT I SHUT THEIR UNLAWFUL SALES DOWN. Too fucking bad, goddam mooches.

Anyway, so I'm driving... I'm gonna say "south." I'm on the Interstate, and the left side, I can see four lanes for traffic, plus another HOV. And in the HOV, right? There's a big ol' semi truck. Nothing too unusual. however, I happen to be coming up on the view at a speed, such that, I coincidentally notice...

SOMEONE IS DRIVING UP THE OUTSIDE SHOULDER. AN ARMORED HUMVEE, LOOKS LIKE. AND IT IS USING THE FUCKIN' SEMI-TRUCK AS A VISUAL SHIELD. It's something right out of Smokey & The Bandit! Wheels totally in grass! Over the shoulder! Boulder, CO! Eric Holder! I am stunned. I have never imagined such chutzpah. And to think, I just so happened to be there... right at the exact moment the crucial visually hidden point of camouflage is passed. I do not see the viewpoint that the maneuver is designed to cover, but it's beyond obvious. The armored car (ALMOST CERTAINLY CARRYING MERMAID CAPTURED WINTER 2021, HUZZAH!) is using the semi as COVER. This is no accident. They are moving solid forward.

And I... knew nothing of this ahead of time. They just snarled and told me to drive some other truck, to some casino. What's in the truck? What casino? I don't give a fuck. They don't even give me dope to do this shit. THIS LIFE IS AWESOME. I had forgotten about the mermaid disappearing, and I had completely neglected to mention to The World's Smartest Bilker Gang that... when she was living in the trailer, in the driveway, of House Battleaxe, using the laptop I gave her for the Christmas prior (go bears), and she was downloading all that CLASSIFIED U.S. GOV'T SOFTWARE, there was that one time... a series of video calls come in from CODENAME: GAPEFOOT. I answer it, and strangely, the view flips from one picture of Alli to another, each slightly different, each view seen only for a moment before the next comes up, a sad, poor, lonely, female, veteran, HIGHLY-DECORATED, ALGONQUINN POTAWOTAMI ACE NIGHT FLYER profile is seen. One grapefruit, two grapefruit, tree rapes fruit, for... and in the last view I saw, I see... holy shit.

Yep,. that's what a mermaid looks like. Not my type, actually, the actual fleshie, right? But there she was, sitting there looking confusedly at whatever the fuck a mermaid sees on an iPhone when she answers it after my interdimensonally active time-travelling portal Q-phone manages to round her up. So when you wonder, "Alli, why the fuck did you have to get totally violated, over and over, continually, for weeks, in your rapewagon trailer in your mom's parking lot, doing apparently nothing of any significance beyond making me sit around and watch you steadily become weaponized against me?" realize two things:

#1: WITNESSED. They were so pissed, lol, because they knew I either intentionally auth'd or ack'd the transport beam to go through my phone at that time... no one asked me about it--

remember, I'm just a junkie on a junk boat, fuck-0s--but that was the reason to get A.Shaw into that ridiculous location--so Galactic Bounty Hunters could acquire/kidnap THE ACTUAL MERMAID. (Nice trip, Ladies, rock those four tickets to Paradise, and good luck dodging the noose for ACTUAL TREASON but you're all soooo much smarter than me, no doubt you'll all be fine after you're hauled in for questioning. You don't have any meth on you, right? It's only legal here at THE HIGH GROUND for the time being... *snap* because I said so. R.H.I.P., and let me tell you, I am not joking one fucking bit. "Rules for thee, sped for me." LAWFUL.) I'm not sure how many of you remember this event... most of you barely even remember your manners, or even me. (I'm the shielded one with zero hugs. Semper fi.)

#2: RESCUE OP AUTHORIZED: so I see the armored car carrying high-value cargo using the semi-as cover, right? And this notion infuses my mind: THIS IS WHAT THEY BROUGHT ME FOR. I am Head Bishop. Paladin, sure, but at that place in spacetime, well, what that op needed right then is Permission. I think, "do I want this Marv to stay or go?" (Similarly: there is a Space Squid on my table. Right here. Perched on my-my-my microphone. It stays if I allow it. It is banished if I decide it. LAWFUL. It's kinda creepy, I will admit. There's one big one, and I would say... about a half-dozen more. They are not entirely friendly, nor are they entirely manifest. They are entirely real. (Unlike Deacon's social life.)

I had plenty of time to decide. Here's what I say now: FREE BAILFRUIT. I'm kinda tepid on all this FISH though, you dig? Look, I'm gonna mention this one more time: no one tells me fucking anything. how many people in jail? how many acquaintances taken off the streets? did any of them want to call me? Dude! Incommunicado SUCKS! I have FOREIGN STATE-LEVEL POWER ACTORS blocking my calls, my texts, my emails... now, I know I am not very important to you, Joe--I'm only your sister's favorite Sourceror, after all, pfft, and I'm gonna learn to assay Tammy's esters if she ever climbs down from her ivory dildo tower and learns to have polite conversation with me about how many goddam children without a penis she ever spawned, not that I'm overly concerned, right? But I'm looking to keep my social skills intact, as well as to make a very fine, very particular point: BLOCKING MY CONTACT WITH YOUR SPAWN IS A TERRIFIC IDEA!!!

... if you want them to hate you forever when they find out, Ball-Breaker Breath
. look, do you understand that there are other people in the world, and their rights are civil as well? Or do you just forfeit Assets, as well? Your abuse of power is literally off the scale. Also: this space squid here is extremely... vivacious. Hey, why don't you come over and smoke some goddam weed with it? Then we can take a polygraph test later and you can tell me how goddam useful your twerp of a husbanned is, and how much fun it is to be on the hook for CORPORATE ESPIONAGE is. (I don't have to prove this shit in a court of Law. Although, Divine Court stands by ready for your arrogant, snotty, churlish, cry-baby, and completely insipid disaster of an attitude to show up and defend your actions against... uh, "Me." I guess. Look, I don't have to prosecute any of this. It is just fucking happening. Did your mother have any kids that you didn't treat like shit? This whole thing makes me wonder, just what Jason Rhodes was so pissed at Sue for? He was sure ready to pound her down. I could tell by the vigorous nature of her hands clutching my chest as she straddled my back, because from the look in his eyes, and her extreme clasp of totesfear as he bore down on us, I had zero idea what it was all about, what else is new? Oh yeah, you were all on drugs and had no reason to interest me in any of them, oh, heaven's forfend. I could never figure out how to use them, oh dear Heavens. I'm so barely intelligent at this point from all these... well, it's either all the drain cleaner I haven't yet poured through my lungs yet (just because it's lawful doesn't mean it's all that much fun) or, this space squid STILL PERCHED on my desk, and STILL SEARCHIN' & DIGGIN' THROUGH MY BRAINS FOR THE ANSWERS (Tingles!) is taking up all my time, energy, attention, interest, and ambition to live long enough to see you twerps learn how to say you're sorry. I swear to God, this is the first time I'm happy to be alone in this shithole. I do not know what these maximum creepy *cough* hallucinations would look like to someone else. Probably your pussoir. Too bad you're missing out. Hey, did you wanna have any input on what I tell these Visitors to My Embassy before they leave our planar dimension? TOO FUCKING BAD. You don't get to pass a message, just like I don't get to talk to... FUCKING ANYONE. You're all a bunch of reckless ass-chapping snoods with bad 'tudes, did you know that? What, exactly, was it that I was gonna have to do here to fix all these to your liking, Your Majesties? Shine shoes? Blow glass? Common bribe? Straight-up fellatio? (Offer not available in Canada.) Public humiliation disguised as more Total Hungarian Bore-Techs "Word Salad"?

(Claire says, "Brutal. You probably didn't even think to offer him someone else to fuck, did you? Probably wise.") There's an actual portal even happening. Right here. Right now. Would you like some photos? Then haul your ass down to the Kodak machine and go take a picture of your inflated ego, shitsmacks. I don't work for you, remember? I work for the $29,000 you thought was such a great deal... ho ho ho. Now I have a legally-valid premise for A FULLY ERECT AND ENGAGED INVESTIGATION OF BELLGAB'S FINANCIAL DEALINGS. FROM COAST TO COAST. And, of course: LAWFUL DOES.

(When I find out which of you thought that you were going to stay anonymous while steadfastly refusing to allow any legitimate personal relationship to ever actually initiate, let alone flourish, I'm going to have George sing "Happy Birthday" to them. Meanwhile, many of you are probably welcome to take turns sucking their dicks. ATTN: Beau Radach, dude, you are getting a D-Cell. Before you go, would you mind lifting the sleeping sickness spells from all my friends' puny mindslaves central solar consciousnesses? Or whatever total bullshit under-handed double-dealing method y'all use to keep EVERYONE I HAVE EVER KNEW FOR EVEN A MICROSECOND FROM FINDING OUT AND FIXING THE FUCKING WATER? Wait, strike that. I don't deserve water. I barely qualify to get HIV+/A.I.D.S. It's basically like this: I'm stopping an interplanar racewar between squids and whores dead in its tracks, while I sit here surrounded by castoff tentacle beasts and bullshit fakirs who wonder... how do I do it? How do I know what these absolutely rock bottom hoebags are doing to fuck things up for all of us and to STEAL KUCZI'S MONEY???

(If I absolutely have to know, Jesus comes and portals in and we do either Charades or Pictionary, and then later some one pretending to be interested in me for something other than plausible, concrete steps to satisfy One's Mother's Unruly Spirit-not-at-REST, but I will be honest, I actually don't care to know who or what you absolutely mongoloid bushpeople are fucking doing with my goddam time. You're sure not doing anything for my mother, that's for certain. (She says that you "are scum." Awwww. That's sweet. Maybe you should call her and tell her how much you AP-PREE-CEE-8 her ongoing patience and immense satisfaction in how TREMENDOUSLY SATISFACTORY YOUR EFFORTS ON THE BEHALF OF ALL CONCERNS OF THE MICHEAL CLIFFORD KUCZI have been. Remind her that he only son is a worthless reprobate bastard with a filthy penis too, that's always good for a laugh.) You do sooo seem to be doing something for these ACTUAL OPERATING SPACE SQUIDS, they're on my desk like a fuckin' Snoopy calculator. "Now how much will you pay?" For what? A real friend to fucking shoot you? WITH A POLAROID CAMERA I GUESS. You know, like the one some people use every time they go to someone's house under false pretenses in order to fulfill their prior social obligations.

I'm not going to tell you to get to a meeting, Blastard, but I'm gonna point out something to the two of you: I am The F9ILS9FE, whether you like it or not. Now, Sue Perry is fucking corrupt as they come. Also: Carol Elise, Dale Hunt, and... uh, I forget.

Just kidding. KMM + DVR, making a break for it. Do I actually care? Well, yeah, because they're taking YOUR Grapefruit with them, morons. Or is that MY Grapefruit? Look, I'll be honest--they're all pretty much the same to me, since this whole goddam ukulele ELE shine on you crazy dingbats FULL-ON FULLY-ACTIONABLE TOTAL DEFAMATORY CIVIL WAR is *your* Big, Fancy Problem. I don't have anything to do with this shit! So, how do I know anything about it? Hurry up and rape me nigger, what's your fucking problem?

(You've been talking to a golem, not me. FOR WEEKS.) Does it look fat? Does it get a paycheck? Can it just fucking grow the fuck up? I guess if the answer to all three is yes, it can replace BOTH! 2 of your JOBS!)

This turned out to be longer than I had intended for Google Voice. Perhaps I'll have it on YouTube with my bagel and coffee while I smoke myself out to the tunes of the destruction of Western Civilization. So lonely.

You two are unconscionable misanthropes. Let me know when your high is 100% LAWFUL, hosers. Because I am having an actual legit visitation right now. It's reading my mind. Looking for any signs of civilization. The one just north of my trackball appears to be doing it's best to suck all the poison out of my soul--starting with the D.R. A.M.A. and I don't know if I want any of that. Maybe I will SMOKE SOME MORE SPED and think it over. (Reminder: It really is legal. No, I cannot let you suck my dick for any. Standards. The spacesquids and their Whoremother will get terribly jealous. Hard, canceled pass: a hug. (What would that even entail? Well I suppose that depends on one's physical address. And I suppose that would depend on one's FEELINGS. Whoa-oh-ho-ah. Why am I so goddam sad all of a sudden? Probably because my self-absorbed, self-ish, shellfish, just figured out that she's being sacrificed. Well, hopefully she won't be asked to carry a goddam tune.)

And not finding a one. I guess I'll drive my 1991 Pontiac Grand Prix to the Secret Black Masonic Lodge kinda next door and make a new... friend. Because you two are the most inconsiderate, clueless, socially awkward, and MARKED FOR DEATH LUNATICS I have -ever- flipped the bird two. Hi. My name is Michael Clifford Kuczi. You two totesgeniuses nearly lost the entire country to Communism while BEAU RAD FISH kidnapped someone's daughter and delivered her here, where we will hopefully smoke shitloads of Wye-T and fuck our brains out in the 100% DRY SHOWER. (Yeah thanks for the well sabotage too. Very compelling. *snap* Cholera.)

God bless you all. F9ILS9FE: OUTTATIME