I am not mocking Christianity
look, Metthew Christian, whether or not that one knows who you are or not, what you are doing is wrong. Here's why: you would have been better served to have just come clean, but instead... oh, look, shenanigans.
So, I am uncertain how I wish to celebrate next. How about with something that isn't salted with toxic additive poisons on purpose that still... I shrugged off? Tell you what... you had your chance to make suggestions.
They've been taken well, Kato. (maybe you forgot that you told me about your involvment here.) You know what? I'll just butt out.
It's not like there's anything here to do with me. Really, I... just don't belong here.
Nevertheless, at this point,
neither do you.