Covid

[K_Dubb]

Mrs. Walks has audited that plant up in Baltimore that makes the J&J and AZ vaccines in the past for her gig. Peeling paint. Bad smells. Gross incompetence. The FDA has been on their ass for years but never just shut it down as should have been done. You might be better off with an Indian made vax.

Yikes!  Pfortunately I got the pfashionable Pfizer, the Hot-Person vaccine.

When a young TikToker called @idrinkurmilkshake winkingly identified herself as a member of the “Pfizer Gang,” she kicked off a joking rivalry that tore ebulliently through the internet. “Umm, only hot people get the Pfizer vaccine,” she said, smugly tucking a gleaming curl behind an ear. “If you got Moderna, then I don’t know what to tell you, queen.” In another popular video, @ellynmariemarsh appears on both ends of a phone conversation, playing Pfizer as a preening celebrity sipping bubbly from a flute while gabbing at her underrecognized frenemy Moderna.

It feels very American to convert our biggest brush with socialized medicine into a personal branding exercise rooted in the worship of pharmaceutical companies. The internet stanning of the Pfizer vaccine — “it sounds rich, decadent, luxury!” as one TikToker put it — has inspired concern over whether this elitist discourse could discourage acceptance of other brands, as Heather Schwedel detailed in Slate.

https://www.sltrib.com/artsliving/2021/04/28/only-hot-people-get/

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2021/04/pfizer-gang-and-sadness-vaccine-culture/618755/

[K_Dubb]

You have access to YouTube. Go check them out if you’re so keen to know. You’re probably too busy trying to memorize your government propaganda talking points though.

Gawd such a bitch!

[Master Trollda]

Yikes!  Pfortunately I got the pfashionable Pfizer, the Hot-Person vaccine.

https://www.sltrib.com/artsliving/2021/04/28/only-hot-people-get/

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2021/04/pfizer-gang-and-sadness-vaccine-culture/618755/

It’s actually sad how easily led you are. High school really fucked you up, huh?

[Master Trollda]

Gawd such a bitch!

Yes you are and a shameless liar and sycophantic suck-up as well. If I were you I’d just be showering non stop, 24/7.

[K_Dubb]

It’s actually sad how easily led you are. High school really fucked you up, huh?

Yes, I eventually grew to enjoy being pummeled by hot men 

[Master Trollda]

Yes, I eventually grew to enjoy being pummeled by hot men 

Hey, whatever floats your boat but I don’t need to hear about it.

I’ll see you in the church thread tomorrow.

[Robert Mugabe]

If I were you I’d just be showering non stop, 24/7.

Hear that? He wants to see you in that shower lathering your knuts up. 24/7!! I hope that loofah is well-lubricated.

[Master Trollda]

Hear that? He wants to see you in that shower lathering your knuts up. 24/7!! I hope that loofah is well-lubricated.

Stop confusing me with your father.

My point is that if I were him I’d just feel like I could never get the hypocritical douche stench off me no matter how much I bathed but leaved it to you to turn it into another gay fantasy.

[Master Trollda]

Is that what Salty says?  I am desperate to know!  Is he the same cute ginger who kvetched in his shed?  They looked awfully similar.  He should take his shirt off, too.

Oh, I get it now! You’re just super jelly that my vids get more traction than your stupid MSM propaganda sources.

[K_Dubb]

Oh, I get it now! You’re just super jelly that my vids get more traction than your stupid MSM propaganda sources.

No, no one should pay the least bit of attention to what I post, I am just a silly faggot here to laugh at the latest mommy-blogger antivaxx recruits 🤡 hahah you guys I am feeling a little colicky should I try applesauce or mashed nanas?

[Master Trollda]

No, no one should pay the least bit of attention to what I post, I am just a silly faggot here to laugh at the latest mommy-blogger antivaxx recruits 🤡 hahah you guys I am feeling a little colicky should I try applesauce or mashed nanas?

Hmm...you better just get right with the Lord.

[Asuka Langley]

My sister in laws kid just got the second dose of the Pfizer vaxx and shes sick as fuck. Throwing up and really bad cold chills. Her mother had a bad reaction the the J&J and had to go to the ER for an allergy shot then later had migraines.

[K_Dubb]

Yeah I have never had the kind of fever I had with a flu shot and I used to have to get them every year for my job.  My second shot is supposed to be even worse 🤪

My folks didn’t feel a thing but they suggest it is a measure of how strong your immune response is, younger people can get it bad.

[Asuka Langley]

But they changed the meaning in the Miriam Webster dictionary overnight to now include opposition to LAWS that mandate vaccinations.

NANI!? This is the first i heard of that, now i want the vaccine even less.

[Asuka Langley]

My folks didn’t feel a thing but they suggest it is a measure of how strong your immune response is, younger people can get it bad.

Maybe, All the boomers i know that got it had no bad reactions the said they just felt sleepy. The young people i know are getting fucked up from it.