Davey and Goliath

[Walks_At_Night]

Episode 20



Davey and Goliath are making a golly whopper of a snowball, when Elaine has to remind them that it is time to start their paper route. While out on the route, Davey notices that a previously empty store now has  a new tenant. Davey tries to enter the store but the door is locked. Goliath knocks with his tail and out  pops a frog with a "No Comprende" and a door slam in their faces. Apparently he didn't want to buy no newspapers.

Swearing Frog


Goliath poses the question: "Was he swearing at us?" Davey states that he was and Goliath barks  him up something fierce.  Teddy rolls up and Davey tells him about the jerk in the shop. They
scrape some frost off and peer in the window just to see the Frog go into a back room.  In the  backroom is is a sick lady that nags this "Pierre" about speaking English. Back out front, Jimmy
appears out of thin air is also looking in the shop.  Davey has had just about all he can stand and busts into the shop to kick some Gallic ass. He muffs his sneak attack when he trips and
makes a noise. Pierre comes roaring out of the back room, arms waving and screaming. Davey beats a hasty retreat.

Davey decides that this Pierre is a low down, dirty rotten, stealer and and that he is fencing goods in there. They start pelting the building with snowballs and then haul ass. Davey returns with Sally and they peer in again. To test the frog out they bring a shoe as a cobbler shop is the supposed front for this stolen goods operation. Davey tries to touch the buffer wheel when Pierre grabs him. The kids bolt, leaving Pierre with a  nasty shoe. Pierre then has to deal with the whiny Woman again.

Back at the ranch, Davey and Sally tell Elaine that the frog is bad news and that he hit Sally in the  head.  The next day, they go back to the shop and hear sobbing coming from the back room. Goliath starts to sniff the situation out as the frog hands over the repaired shoe.  Goliath gets too close to the truth when the frog freaks out and they flee with the shoe without settling up. Pierre comes out on his front stoop and yells about being stiffed.

There is a crisis back home as Sally is missing. Remember the sobbing from the back room, Davey  is convinced that she is being held for ransom in the back room of franco-horror. He spins a pretty good yarn - good enough that Hansen decides to go over to the shop to save Sally.  He confronts the  frog and busts into the shop with rage in his heart.



Hansen finds the backroom and sees the crippled woman. Sally returns home - she was out sledding as a pissed off Hansen returns. He gives Davey the sternest lecture of the serious so far. So much so that Davey is reduced to a quivering blog of "Yes Sir." "No Sir."  Hansen then drops the "Bearing false witness" bomb on him and drags him to the store to see the crippled broad that is
kept in the back room.  The episode ends with the lads bringing a pile of mucked up shoes to the frog and everything is rainbows and unicorns once again.



It is a good message, delivered in a clever way but...I hate this episode. Just loath it. I don't  know why really.  The frog always waving his arms in a "Oui Oui Mother F'er" manner. The broad out
back whining. Davey acting like a little shit. Possibly a foreshadowing of more SJW crap down the road? I can't say really. I just don't like it.

One and half roses.

[pate]

And that is it?  D&G unceremoniously cancelled due to:



Lame.

I demand a re-boot of "Land of the Lost" as recompense.



Repatereiterations, yo.

[Laser]

And that is it?  D&G unceremoniously cancelled due to:



Lame.

I demand a re-boot of "Land of the Lost" as recompense.



Repatereiterations, yo.

Still beats La Brea by an astronomical unit mile.

[Master Trollda]

WAN, are you still doing D&G reviews or what?

[WORTHAUGERa]

WAN, are you still doing D&G reviews or what?

What.

[Master Trollda]

What.

I’d still like to hear from him.

[Walks_At_Night]

WAN, are you still doing D&G reviews or what?

I am indeed. 

[Master Trollda]

I am indeed.

  Wow! It’s a Christmas miracle. I thought you’d gone full Ellgab. Never go full Ellgab.

Any word from dubb?

[Walks_At_Night]

Episode 21
* Dedicated to K_Dubb - hope all is well bud.

Things start of with the Hansen's at the circus. It's a small one but has the essentials. Creepy clown, big top announcer, a couple on the flying trapeze. Hansen even springs for *four* popcorns!  With the circus over the scene cuts back to the house. Elaine asks Sally to set the table for supper but she blows her off with a "In a minute". Elaine wants some production out of Davey as well but Hansen tells her that he is out cutting the grass. He goes out and checks on Davey's progress only to find him goofing off in a tree. He reams Davey out which doesn't go over too well with the lad.  Davey keeps grumbling about all the work he has to do. Supper is called and Davey tells Hansen he don't want no stinking supper. Davey's been a real little shit so far and Hansen sends him off to his room without any dinner.  While he was chewing Davey's ass, we notice that it looks like Hansen might have some ear cancer going on. Hopefully he gets that checked out by a competent ear cancer Doc.



Banished to the room, both Davey and Goliath are signing the blues about their lot in life. Eventually they conk out and both dream about being in the circus. Taking it as a sign, they decide that the circus life is for them, they leave a note, sneak out and cruise on over to the big top. They meet some circus dude that is a dead ringer for how I've always pictured Albrecht.  Albrecht starts of with asking Davey if he wants to be a lion tamer or a clown to which Davey says sure. Albrecht then drops the hammer, hands him two pails and tells him to water down the elephant.



The pails are small and the elephant is well...an elephant [even if it has demonic red eyes], so Davey works up a sweat lugging water. As he is fetching more water, Davey runs into the clown at the water pump. The clown is a grumpy old bastard and Davey exclaims "It thought clowns were happy". After 16 pails of water are slurpped up by the thirsty grand old pachyderm, Davey announces that is all the water that the beast is gonna get, the elephant hoses his ass down with a blast from its trunk. This elicits and evil laugh from Albrecht. Then Cookie rings the dinner pan with a club and it is breakfast time. Albrecht, Grumpy the Clown and Davey sit down to a breakfast claimed to be beans but which looks like some sort of black gruel.

https://i.ibb.co/7VCDvXG/gruel.gif

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Elaine has made Davey a special waffle breakfast but the family has learned that he has legged it. Hansen plays it cool and doesn't go to retrieve the lad. We cut back to the circus where they have Davey sweeping rubbish up in the big top. The trapeze people come in with Italian accents and all and allow Davey to try out the trapeze. It's a nightmare and Davey ends up plummeting into the net. He then meets the lion tamer's kid and gets to pet Sammy the baby lion. The two boys get to talking and Davey realizes that living in a trailer might suck. Then the baby lion hisses at Goliath and he runs away whimpering like a little bitch. Albrecht then demands that Davey go muck out the monkey cages. Davey refuses and says that he is going home. Albrecht lets
out another evil laugh and tells him to scram. 

Davey returns home as the sun is going down. He is worried that the Old Man will tell him to scram as well but all is forgiven and learns that Hansen will always love him as does God.




A pretty darn good episode. Albrecht steals the show of course but the message is sound and the circus scenes are well done.

Three roses:

[Walks_At_Night]

Wow! It’s a Christmas miracle. I thought you’d gone full Ellgab. Never go full Ellgab.

Any word from dubb?

Can't go full Ellgab - too many folks over here that I like.   No - nothing on K_Dubb. Hope he is okay. 

[Laser]

Can't go full Ellgab - too many folks over here that I like.   No - nothing on K_Dubb. Hope he is okay.

Red Heat has kind of dried up due to a dearth of material with not going into the office anymore. Still there have been a few things.  Maybe I should do an update?

You have fans here too.

[Walks_At_Night]

This next episode is Action Packed!

[Anniem]

This next episode is Action Packed!

This is great! I have to go back to the first page and get caught up.

Have you seen Moral Orel?

[Walks_At_Night]

This is great! I have to go back to the first page and get caught up.

Have you seen Moral Orel?

First set of episodes were lost when the other azzgab got disappeared. I've been made aware of Moral Orel.

[Walks_At_Night]

Episode 22

We start off with Davey hanging with Officer Bob in an intersection as they direct traffic. Why there are no  street lights at this intersection...we know not. Bob lets Davey have a go which really bums Goliath out.  A new little dude named Matt makes his appearance. I guess Matt is an attempt at diversity as there just have not been enough Battleship Gray people in Davey and Goliath to date:



With school out, all the lads cruise on over to a park to hang with Officer Bob. Bob makes them recite his rules by rote. Davey tackles his rule with ease "Never ride anyone on handlebars". After that is all taken care of the lads start chanting about a surprise that Bob had promised. It turns out that if they show up at the fire station they get to go on a ride in the brand new fire engine. Goliath seems put out that he won't be able to ride on the engine either - after all he ain't no Dalmation.

Sally is beebopping along and Davey learns that she is late for her music lesson. Even though Davey just chanted Officer Bob's rule against it, he takes off with Sally sitting on the handlebars.  They durf it of course and Davey's front wheel gets mangalated.



Sally is ok but Davey is an emotional wreck. He disobeyed Officer Bob's diktat and he can't face Bob anymore. 5:30 rolls around and the lads are yukking it up down at the fire station. Bob wants to know where Davey is as he wants to ensure that he gets to ride on the new truck with the others. However, Davey is hiding across the street behind a tree like a little bitch. The lads are even allowed to slide down the fire pole from the second floor which seems a bit dangerous but no one dies.

Davey is feeling his oats over this whole bike wheel/Bob situation when the firestation gets a real call. They boogie on over to a burning high rise. The whole thing is really well done. We've got a hydrant, hoses, water spillage and a ladder truck.



As Davey shows up to watch the action it turns into quite the inferno!



As Matt shouts incessantly "Fiar! Fiar! Fiar!" some old bird pokes her head out a window screeching that she is trapped. A fireman goes up the ladder and fetches her down to safety as an old dude even higher up starts yelling for help. No way the ladder is gonna reach him!  Cappy enlists Officer Bob's help and the fire company plus Bob hold the life net and the guy jumps to safety.




Bob is grinning it up after the successful rescue of the old boy but by now the building is fully involved. Shit starts falling off the building and plummeting to earth which is not good as Bob doesn't have a brain bucket. He gets his head knocked in by a brick and he goes down hard!



They cart Bob off in the meat wagon as Davey cruises on home in tears. He coughs up his whistle to Goliath as he sings the blues over Bob's injury. He is asked to say Grace at dinner but he melts down. The Old Man sets him straight and he flees in search of Bob to make things right. He swings by the fire station to find out if they took Bob down to Rampart or what. Turns out Bob is fine and he's back down at Spruce and Main directing traffic. It's been like a 12 hour day with a head trauma thrown in but I guess Bob is an animal for overtime. Davey confesses his handlebar sins to Bob as the episode ends.




The message is rather lame and Davey's pitiful pup routine wears thin really quickly. On the other hand  the action is great and we have Frickin' Fire!!!!!!!!!   🔥🔥Lit City🔥🔥 Suck my titties. Four Roses: