RubiniGab ... Now defunct

[Laser]

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Decent face
Okaybuddy
Hair to dye 4
Seems capable of sitting politely at a time for upwards of ten minutes a throw without necessitating a choice of Styxz
Probably has at least heard of Chess
Might even already know how to Kastle
GETS ON A PLANE AND TRAVELS ALONE TO MEET A RECLUSIVE BILLIONAIRE
GOES ALONE
DOES NOT EVEN INFORM BO5LEY
DIES
LIKE, FUCKING DEAD, ALL HOSE


2/10 WOULD NOT BANG

Is she the mysterious Mrs. Rubini? What other possible point could there be for this?

[Jackstar]

Is she the mysterious Mrs. Rubini?

Well, she ain’t Mrs. Spartacus. That’s for sure.

[Brother OJ]

I bet she's taken many a trip to Dubai

[Laser]

Well, she ain’t Mrs. Spartacus. That’s for sure.

What is certain is that you, among many others, may have a case for defamation.

[Jackstar]

What is certain is that you, among many others, may have a case for defamation.

I’m a uniter, not a divider.

[Jackstar]

[Master Trollda]

What is certain is that you, among many others, may have a case for defamation.

Hell hath no fury...

[Jackstar]

You know baby… when I was taking my pantyhose out of their egg this evening, I thought, "I'm gonna find that man, that has the right shade of bottled tan; A man that smells like cocoa butter and cash. Take me anyway you like it… In front of your fireplace… In front of your yacht… In front of my parents… I don't give a damn, baby, just take me!!!

More after the break.

[Laser]

Hell hath no fury...

... like a Commander scorned.

[Jackstar]

Hell hath no fury...

BRING IT
FUCKING BRING IT
BRING IT THE FUCK ON
YOU FUCKING HEARD ME
FUCKING FULL-ON, MOTHAFU— *click*

a Commander scorned.

Oh, you.

[Jackstar]

I bet she's taken many a trip to Dubai

TOLL TOTES PAID

[pate]

[Jackstar]

Allocated surrender period has expired.

[Jackstar]

10 Things Unique Only To Tim Burton's Version Of The Character:

10. An Awkward Bruce Wayne
09. Neck Immobilized By Batsuit
08. The Yellow Bat Insignia Looks Like Rotten Teeth
07. A Completely Invulnerable Batmobile Deploys Ablative Nanotech Armor By Voice Command & Can Actually Park & Drive Itself Without Getting A Reckless Driving Charge
06. Reveals His Identity To An Enemy For Love And No One Cares



05. Votes & Lobbies With Government As Bruce
04. Commissioner Gordon Labels & Uses Batman As A Thug While Mawkishly Unable To Recognize Wayne
03. The Joker Kills His Parents And It’s “A Coincidence”
02. Gay For Alfred (obvious molestation is obvious). BEYOND CLOSETED.
01. Alec Baldwin Shoots Michael Keaton For Hanging His Wife From A



TOWER.

[Laser]

10 Things Unique Only To Tim Burton's Version Of The Character:

10. An Awkward Bruce Wayne
09. Neck Immobilized By Batsuit
08. The Yellow Bat Insignia Looks Like Rotten Teeth
07. A Completely Invulnerable Batmobile Deploys Ablative Nanotech Armor By Voice Command & Can Actually Park & Drive Itself Without Getting A Reckless Driving Charge
06. Reveals His Identity To An Enemy For Love And No One Cares



05. Votes & Lobbies With Government As Bruce
04. Commissioner Gordon Labels & Uses Batman As A Thug While Mawkishly Unable To Recognize Wayne
03. The Joker Kills His Parents And It’s “A Coincidence”
02. Gay For Alfred (obvious molestation is obvious). BEYOND CLOSETED.
01. Alec Baldwin Shoots Michael Keaton For Hanging His Wife From A



TOWER.

"I do luv me some good Batman, Cap'n Jack. You always pleasure me with your penetrating analysis. Keep it coming!" - Straight from the Gabber's mouth

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