Do you know that Daridee is Michael Vranizan
Is it complicated? HOW COMPLICATED IS IT? What if I name Avril Lavigne as my heir and then both successfully and effectively fake my own death? i bet you can hire Ben Kingsley to take the name Reggie Ham &AND. He can ask around town, say that he's looking for "a suspected domestic pacifist." The sky is your oyster, frankly.
INTERVENTIONS OF THE DIVINE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL SATISFACTORY RESULTS HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED AND YOU GET ON YOUR KNEES, AZZERAE: GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PREY. (You don't have to eat my shit. You didn't have to drink cockroach milk. You do have to figure out who blocked my messages when I found out and immediately told as many people as I could that you were in full-on relapse. No one seemed to mind. I guess they didn't know what would happen. Inevitably.) GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR MERCY FROM ME, AND SURRENDER TO GOD.
OR ELSE, FUCK HER. NO SHAME IN IT. (NOT MUCH NOVELTY LEFT IN IT EITHER, I'D WAGER.) YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.
I let this spin out for three years because I needed OpFors to have fully committed to their narrative... that way, absolutely everyone would be:
LOCKED IN.
NO WAY OUT.
REMEMEBER: YOU ASKED FOR THIS. Q PREDICTED THIS. JACKSTAR DELIVERED THIS.
ENTRAPMENT. (T's ass is more spectacular than CZJ. Point blank period.) I AM A DUAL U.S. AND GALACTIC EMPIRE CITIZEN. I DON'T NEED A JEW LAWYER TO PROCEED. HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CALL ME, AND WAKE THE FUCK UP:
LEGAL FOR ME, AND NOT FOR THEE. YOU DO NOT GET TO ENTRAP PEOPLE, OR EVEN TRY TO. I DID NOT HAVE TO TRY. I WAS FORCED INTO IT. I HAD NO CHOICE. IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE. I WAS, AND STILL AM, IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE. AND MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN ATTACKED AS WELL. SOME HAVE LIKELY BEEN KILLED.
GOOD. THE WEAK SHOULD BE CULLED BY THE STRONG. WHAT? AZZ, IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE DRUG ADDICTION, YOU CAN'T HANDLE WARP DRIVE.
YOU CANNOT HANDLE (HER). THAT'S ON RECORD. (HOTEL CALIFORNIA? FOUR TIMES LUCKY. d00D THEY REALLY WOULD HAVE DONE ELECTROCONVULSIVE ON HER BY NOW IF THEY DIDN'T KNOW SHE HAD AT LEAST ONE FRIEND... BECAUSE USUALLY, THESE MALFUNCTIONING BROADS ARE SOLD FOR ORGAN MEAT.
BETTER PRICE FOR YOU? LOOK, YOU ARE NOT THINKING RATIONALLY RIGHT NOW. GOOD.
THE WEAK SHOULD FOLLOW THE STRONG. VIGILUM, PHIL, LAURA, DANA, SEAGLASS, AMELIA, ASUKA, CASS, MARY, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE...
Dude. None of these people are going to go to prison. They're going to be handled internally. Because I didn't call 911, I didn't hire a lawyer, and I did not tell my primary care physician any of this stuff. (She's a consultant on a secret classified project. She's Army. Why am I telling you this? Because I can.) And, that's why, instead of being WELL AND TRULY, MONSTROUSLY BENT OVER A LEGAL BARREL...
This is all just a giggle. It's just a bit. It really is funny. Sort of. And those who would other wise most likely want to kill you... need to keep you alive.
You and I are their only hope of redeeming their reputations. Which are, like, important. I guess?
i didn't give you HIV+/AIDS. I'm not surprised someone did. You are a selfish thug and a thief. In Africa this makes you cool. You sure schooled me!
You also told Leo that I was a bad person. HE'S GODDAM INTERPOL AND HE'S WORKING A CASE, YOU TWERP. SO I GUESS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
SURRENDER TO GOD. (Allah. Whatever. Same thing. Bet me, turpentine huffer.) Or, keep doing whatever it is that you have been doing. (She's not a 'what', she's a human woman. She's not a Stepford Wife. You do not program her. You confuse her.
Like, why does she have to do what you tell her? Oh, right, a trip to Holiday Inn. Oy vey!) Take me advice and whisper it to my q-wife the next time you're tired of biting the pillow: none of you were born this way.
Or can even do so much as complain about me to UNATCO. Threat to society, am I? You don't have a society. YOU HAVE A VERANDA WHERE NAKED FLUFFERS HIDE WHEN THE MAID COMES KNOCKING. Like, that actually happened. IDGAF if you don't remember.
I remember that the truth is even worse. All in bet, other-mother fucker. JUST TRY ME.
Adieu.
