Shut up trollda i'm talking to a hot boy 
Division of labor list:
#1. You're obviously the problem-solving bottom.
#2. I'm your daddy.
#3. I do the heavy lifting.
#4. We are both breadwinners, so who gives a shit but the feminists shouting about the established hierarchy of the male-dominated cognitive dissonance that consumes the patriarchy.
#We Win Major Leauge Everywhere & At All Times
#5. I'm strong, yes. I still need to cuddle at times, so be available! #Gawd
#6. You will become frighteningly aware of my abilities and intelligence and in a slow burn wondering way. You'll love that it's all directed towards loving you. So stop hyperventilating, love.
#7. You build my resumes.
#8. You do the shopping.
#9. For the most part, you dress me in an attire you prefer. This may be complicated, K. I'm a stubborn cowboy after all, but you love a good challenge anyways.
#10. - #330. Is encrypted for reasons, and good reasons. Pfft...
