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Title: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on April 08, 2021, 06:29:21 AM
With Heather Wade.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on April 08, 2021, 07:48:28 AM

Only Mistress Wade can dominate the night like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sflaJmINtrM

* costarring The Great Rubini
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on April 09, 2021, 11:09:00 AM
Is Heather on the App?

Help!

I haven't been in the loop for over 2 years or longer, since Schrader.

Is she doing video segments? Daily News?

I believe Heather's last live show was March 11.

https://thekingdomofnye.com/

Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on April 10, 2021, 04:20:19 AM
Sadly not even a replay tonight.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on April 13, 2021, 08:00:32 AM
Tonight's replay: December 25th, 2020 - Walter Koenig - Beaming Up and Getting Off

https://thekingdomofnye.com/guests_entry.php?dated=2020-12-25


'Twas a magical Christmas.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on April 16, 2021, 04:23:04 AM
Come back to us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ksqCsxyRc
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on April 22, 2021, 06:27:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdPzuuksdKI
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on April 26, 2021, 07:47:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOL6MaOJg0U
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Barph on April 30, 2021, 03:32:16 PM
Waiting for Timebandit ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0j4pPGX3C4
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on May 05, 2021, 03:33:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2gtyMG2KNk
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on May 13, 2021, 05:54:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvI4c2EjpvM
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: pate on May 13, 2021, 06:27:22 AM
...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0j4pPGX3C4

(https://i.imgflip.com/208ynr.jpg)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on May 18, 2021, 05:26:38 AM
Somewhere in the desert ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElMET8oSyAU
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on May 22, 2021, 07:09:59 AM
High Drama and Best Wishes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsSfw3yxD2s
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on May 31, 2021, 04:19:56 AM
By a thread

Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on June 06, 2021, 02:38:16 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtBell/comments/n9pdmh/what_happened_to_heather_wade_again/

dynamohum

1 day ago

"She’s still gone, someone mentioned that she has a regular job now, but that would involve actually turning up regularly so I am not convinced. She is still in Pahrump though."

Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on June 13, 2021, 09:18:52 AM
These are Rubini's words. He will not be forgiven.


Quote
Rubini Vs. Redacted

#RubiniMagic
#2015 Vs. 2021
#TheLegacy
#RubiniTheOriginalArtBellLegacy

WWW.CONSPIRACY.RADIO
#TBA
#WAR
#HeatherWangDEATH
#Rubini4EVER

FUCK BART!
FUCK MV!
CURSE WADE!
PRAISE RUBINI!


REST IN HELL RUBINI
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on June 13, 2021, 10:11:52 AM
These are Rubini's words. He will not be forgiven.


(BLANK), this is (BLANK). It is assumed that you knew this already, but as a courtesy to any without your skillet, I made mention of it first off.


As you know, this is the first time I've written to you from this address. I really just like the sound of it when I say it out loud, and I have come to a point where I've marked out a place to branch out from.


In short, I've decided that I am (BLANKING) your (BLANK). Now, I know you're thinking I can't do that—remember, #Psychic(BLANK)—but as a matter of fact... I can.


Blood feud rules—also known as kanly—have a lot of caveats. I'm new at this, I don't know how all this stuff really works, but there's one thing I do know, and that's when I have been pushed too far.


It's actually nothing to do with you at all. A couple of events, unrelated, combined with various extant and emergent forces, well... things have come to a head.


I'll be happy to tell you later. It's interesting, to me, to go back and analyze how events unfolded, but I'll skip for now, just tell you to focus on what is relevant to your interests:


Fuck all this mushroom bullshit.




Now, whatever you're doing over here, it's not working out. Maybe it's working for you? I would not know.


However, this broad is frontin’ that she's terrified of opening either of her email clients because of, allegedly, you. I did instruct you to stop sending her emails. You did not.


I'm not sure why she can't report this shit herself, but corruption in the 5G programming wave might have something to do with it. In any case, my approach to the circumstances is changed, effective immediately.


There will be further changes.


I would prefer this be handled in a way that respects everyone’s interests. Underwear. Damn auto-correct. In any event I would have thought that you didn't have any interest here at all anymore, but it turns out maybe not so much.


Also, you may actually have interest in me, and to that end you should probably pay attention to what I'm saying: burn my other numbers and addresses, and prepare to freshen things up.


I made mention of this before, but who fucking knows whether you noticed or if this is even the “right” (BLANK). This address—(BLANK)—I've had it for awhile.


At least three of you should recognize it. If not, I don't give a single ripe fuck, as we are under Fog Of War, nothing is certain.


This is more of an announcement than it is an invitation to dialogue. I can't dialogue with you, (BLANK), all the other boyfriends of all the women (and girls) you have sexually harassed and/or assaulted and/or raped and/or non-sexually raped (that one's me: hello ahriman) would get jealous, as I'm sure they'd all like some access restored as well.


Yeah, well, that’s not me here. I would prefer to be doing something else tonight. I don't need to be dealing with this horse dick drama, not my stables, not my jockeys, and not all of all those old nags in that barn could be mine... maybe one or two, but, holy chao, you've been a round so long, you're practically a square cantaloupe.


I'll post this to web if I don't get a reply in a professional amount of time. I have shop to talk. ALL OF this b*******, that I never OPENED, has really been getting in your way. And now, my way.


There is no "our way,” (BLANK), and that is part of the problem. We can address this. We have the technology. We have the huevos. We have (BLANK) tied up. (Nice web, Punylings.)


That needs to end. And it has, right here, right now, oh and Art just said hello, which is wild. Seems like he's really excited that I'm finally getting to you, seems like he has a lot that he would like to communicate to us. (Turns out he was just cheering loudly. No messages are waiting... yet.)


So, I hung up on him. Probably just a hallucination anyway. I had a lot of cough syrup this morning while masturbating to soft-focus, tastefully framed nudes of Ramona Quimby taken on the morning of her 18th birthday, which, while technically not illegal, makes it a titillation enough to make that joke that a ghost just told me, should be enough to establish my bona fides.


I would prefer that you stop bothering (BLANK). I would also prefer that I stop being bothered as well.




This email has been a long time coming. Imagine the Draft area in my mind.


Oops, just deleted it all. Oh well. Nothing of value was lost.




Guarded salute,
(BLANK)


p.s.: I would prefer that our communications are spoken of in low tones--not secret, but I would prefer that people not get the wrong idea.


p.p.s.: I'm going to rip off your shed and shut down your wreck.



REST IN HELL RUBINI



This is Hell, Lady.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on June 13, 2021, 10:16:06 AM
By a thread

Sounds like a cry for help. *click*
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on June 13, 2021, 10:33:13 AM

(BLANK), this is (BLANK). It is assumed that you knew this already, but as a courtesy to any without your skillet, I made mention of it first off.


As you know, this is the first time I've written to you from this address. I really just like the sound of it when I say it out loud, and I have come to a point where I've marked out a place to branch out from.


In short, I've decided that I am (BLANKING) your (BLANK). Now, I know you're thinking I can't do that—remember, #Psychic(BLANK)—but as a matter of fact... I can.


Blood feud rules—also known as kanly—have a lot of caveats. I'm new at this, I don't know how all this stuff really works, but there's one thing I do know, and that's when I have been pushed too far.


It's actually nothing to do with you at all. A couple of events, unrelated, combined with various extant and emergent forces, well... things have come to a head.


I'll be happy to tell you later. It's interesting, to me, to go back and analyze how events unfolded, but I'll skip for now, just tell you to focus on what is relevant to your interests:


Fuck all this mushroom bullshit.




Now, whatever you're doing over here, it's not working out. Maybe it's working for you? I would not know.


However, this broad is frontin’ that she's terrified of opening either of her email clients because of, allegedly, you. I did instruct you to stop sending her emails. You did not.


I'm not sure why she can't report this shit herself, but corruption in the 5G programming wave might have something to do with it. In any case, my approach to the circumstances is changed, effective immediately.


There will be further changes.


I would prefer this be handled in a way that respects everyone’s interests. Underwear. Damn auto-correct. In any event I would have thought that you didn't have any interest here at all anymore, but it turns out maybe not so much.


Also, you may actually have interest in me, and to that end you should probably pay attention to what I'm saying: burn my other numbers and addresses, and prepare to freshen things up.


I made mention of this before, but who fucking knows whether you noticed or if this is even the “right” (BLANK). This address—(BLANK)—I've had it for awhile.


At least three of you should recognize it. If not, I don't give a single ripe fuck, as we are under Fog Of War, nothing is certain.


This is more of an announcement than it is an invitation to dialogue. I can't dialogue with you, (BLANK), all the other boyfriends of all the women (and girls) you have sexually harassed and/or assaulted and/or raped and/or non-sexually raped (that one's me: hello ahriman) would get jealous, as I'm sure they'd all like some access restored as well.


Yeah, well, that’s not me here. I would prefer to be doing something else tonight. I don't need to be dealing with this horse dick drama, not my stables, not my jockeys, and not all of all those old nags in that barn could be mine... maybe one or two, but, holy chao, you've been a round so long, you're practically a square cantaloupe.


I'll post this to web if I don't get a reply in a professional amount of time. I have shop to talk. ALL OF this b*******, that I never OPENED, has really been getting in your way. And now, my way.


There is no "our way,” (BLANK), and that is part of the problem. We can address this. We have the technology. We have the huevos. We have (BLANK) tied up. (Nice web, Punylings.)


That needs to end. And it has, right here, right now, oh and Art just said hello, which is wild. Seems like he's really excited that I'm finally getting to you, seems like he has a lot that he would like to communicate to us. (Turns out he was just cheering loudly. No messages are waiting... yet.)


So, I hung up on him. Probably just a hallucination anyway. I had a lot of cough syrup this morning while masturbating to soft-focus, tastefully framed nudes of Ramona Quimby taken on the morning of her 18th birthday, which, while technically not illegal, makes it a titillation enough to make that joke that a ghost just told me, should be enough to establish my bona fides.


I would prefer that you stop bothering (BLANK). I would also prefer that I stop being bothered as well.




This email has been a long time coming. Imagine the Draft area in my mind.


Oops, just deleted it all. Oh well. Nothing of value was lost.




Guarded salute,
(BLANK)


p.s.: I would prefer that our communications are spoken of in low tones--not secret, but I would prefer that people not get the wrong idea.


p.p.s.: I'm going to rip off your shed and shut down your wreck.



REST IN HELL RUBINI



This is Hell, Lady.

That is quite an indictment on Rubini, but how is Heather these days?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 13, 2021, 11:16:26 AM
That is quite an indictment on Rubini, but how is Heather these days?

Purportedly, I am loathed beyond all comprehension. *shrug*
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on June 16, 2021, 04:00:08 AM
𝕃𝔸𝕋𝔼 ℕ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 𝕀𝕊 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊𝔸𝕄𝔼

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjK30nhy7CU
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on June 17, 2021, 04:00:06 AM
This song is not officially on the KON playlist but Heather has played it on more than one occasion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc40joiTf34
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on June 22, 2021, 03:07:47 AM
We will keep the fire burning.

(https://i.postimg.cc/Ghd5VLS0/giphy.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 22, 2021, 03:10:39 AM
Just so everyone knows, I'm prepared for Heather to come back and apologize to me on air anytime, any day, any place, any channel, any station, any old time is fine with me I'm not holding back.

Much love. No homo. Kudos.


We will keep the fire burning.

Look, look, read, read: just because it was somebody yelling “fire,” doesn't mean it was a crowded theater.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on June 22, 2021, 03:19:01 AM
Just so everyone knows, I'm prepared for Heather to come back and apologize to me on air anytime, any day, any place, any channel, any station, any old time is fine with me I'm not holding back.

You should be so lucky.

(https://i.postimg.cc/tCB63b1t/THE-FOUNTAIN.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/fJ0ks6fJ)


Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 22, 2021, 04:05:11 AM
You should be so lucky.

Baby, where I come from... that's a blessing.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on June 29, 2021, 05:45:00 AM
She still has a website. I just want her to come back and play some shitty xoomer rock, i miss her laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSzr1koJDIw

She may be listening.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 01, 2021, 06:16:57 AM
Quote
So when I feel there is a void but I’m not quite sure why, I call it saudade.

If I miss something from the past that could never exist again, it’s saudade. A yearning for something illusionary that may never materialize is saudade.

So yes, it is possible to miss something you’ve never had.

https://medium.com/swlh/is-it-possible-to-miss-something-youve-never-had-b5e9f73c7fe5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERYY8GJ-i0I&t=4s
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on July 01, 2021, 11:18:06 AM
So when I feel there is a void but I’m not quite sure why, I call it saudade.

If I miss something from the past that could never exist again, it’s saudade. A yearning for something illusionary that may never materialize is saudade.

So yes, it is possible to miss something you’ve never had.


Q: What's it called when you get back something stolen that you never thought you'd ever experience again, & it turns out to be better than it ever was in the first place?

A: Jackstar's midlife crisis opportunity.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 01, 2021, 11:37:22 PM
Q: What's it called when you get back something stolen that you never thought you'd ever experience again, & it turns out to be better than it ever was in the first place?

A: Jackstar's midlife crisis opportunity.

You're firmly welcome.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 04, 2021, 03:28:34 AM
She still has a website. I just want her to come back and play some shitty xoomer rock, i miss her laugh.

If she ever gives up the domain, that crafty prick Bart Ell wants to get ahold of it and make a mockery of everything.

Ie. https://georgesenda.wordpress.com/2021/04/02/bart-ell-acquires-georgesenda-com/

Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 04, 2021, 06:26:17 AM
Roswell: The Final Verdict” Debuts Friday, July 2 on discovery+

Contributing narrator - HEATHER WADE

Quote
This is the great secret they don't want us to know and now we know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiucTiOZwwM

https://tvmeg.news/index.php/2021/06/09/roswell-the-final-verdict-debuts-friday-july-2-on-discovery/

https://www.hauntjaunts.net/who-will-like-roswell-the-final-verdict-and-who-wont/
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on July 04, 2021, 06:33:03 AM
Contributing

Herpes.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 04, 2021, 06:41:29 AM
Herpes.

You can hear her in the last line of the trailer.

Now apologize.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on July 04, 2021, 06:50:56 AM
« Reply #33 on: Today at 23:33:03 »

Let us note that the 6th digit could not be a three under any circumstances, and so the fact that they're all threes except for one that could be a zero or a one or two or three or four or five—but not a six—and all the rest of the digits are threes, I'll probably do anything to get her back from the pawn shopm, but if I have to have herpes to get back Grapefruit , but after that one time in college, I'm never going to live with an award-winning window crank wendigo window opener open on a windy night again. I'll take herpes and AIDS and leprosy and being both gay and intersex over that any day of the week, I can cure all of but one of those, and I'll let you guess which one it would be fun to have for me.

Especially tonight. I have an announcement to make, and while the Heather Wade show would usually be my first choice for any kind of announcement, I'll guess I'll have to go to my second runner-up which is the Walmart electronics department cashier kiosk.

Here's a plan: I bring them the Samsung Infuse 4G that Curtis bricked, and while they're all completely hypnotized by that tech support pickle, I jump over the counter, grab the PA system microphone, and start singing Ave Maria at the top of my lungs until that f****** skyhook lifts the f****** roof off.

And, then I vape. (https://youtu.be/iHT56c-T5e4?t=0)


Now apologize.

Jewel would like a word. She said she would like to teach you how to get five threes—the hard way.


Like, did you ignore that yet, or do you not understand how it gets working this world of whatever the f*** is going on? I'm not trying to get those numbers. Those are just happening to come up when I hit post whenever I feel like it I don't try to time it it just happens that way and when it lines up like that... Well actually it doesn't really matter how it lines up there's always information I can get from anything from the time and date stamp of a post to the size of the chewing gum stuck to the bottom of the ground and the sidewalk at the end of the sidewalk which is over by the end of the under stairwell.

Is it under the Thunderdome? F*** I'm not going to lie I forgot all about that s***. Oh, bother.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 04, 2021, 11:27:52 AM
Roswell: The Final Verdict” Debuts Friday, July 2 on discovery+

Contributing narrator - HEATHER WADE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiucTiOZwwM

https://tvmeg.news/index.php/2021/06/09/roswell-the-final-verdict-debuts-friday-july-2-on-discovery/

https://www.hauntjaunts.net/who-will-like-roswell-the-final-verdict-and-who-wont/

(https://i.postimg.cc/1XGKR9Sy/HW.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Great job!
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: pate on July 04, 2021, 05:45:48 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/1XGKR9Sy/HW.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Great job!

She looks stoned.  Is she stoned?  That is hawt.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 05, 2021, 05:47:32 AM
Morgus:

Quote
I see this new series debuted earlier this weekend with the first 3 episodes.
I found them on a torrent site for free download and watched them all today.
Amazing that Heather got equal time with the other talking heads that are longtime Roswell and UFO researchers, unlike her.
Did Noory turn them down or something, how did she get on there I wonder?
Especially since Heather in the past always seemed scared to appear anywhere where she might get photographed!
I wonder when did she get dressed up and recorded for this show - before her disappearance a few months ago?

Heather had mentioned as early as January that something big was in the works. Hardly amazing that she got equal time with the other hosts. She deserved every moment for all the shows and work she has done in the past on Roswell, UFOs and disclosure.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: TheManWhoFellToEarth on July 05, 2021, 04:02:56 PM
Alien Hunter starring Heather Wade. Make it happen History Channel/A&E.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Asuka Langley on July 05, 2021, 09:42:53 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/1XGKR9Sy/HW.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Great job!

Is this why bellgab got shut down?

(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/017/844/the-goyim-know-shut-it-down-jew-walkie-talkie.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on July 05, 2021, 11:39:46 PM
Is this why bellgab got shut down?

Two dollars. Plus tip. *click*
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 09, 2021, 03:07:06 AM
From last year - Heather's response to Rubini's efforts to destroy The Kingdom of Nye

https://vocaroo.com/aTDVFXAOH1t

(https://i.postimg.cc/Qdvkq3gG/Emma-Peel.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 10, 2021, 04:02:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhBM9xxkiFA

Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Muttley on July 10, 2021, 05:18:03 AM
Rubini's efforts to destroy The Kingdom of Nye



The Rubini Option ,,  It's the only way to be sure !
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 14, 2021, 04:00:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef3mFZzGM4M

We can all use a hopeful voice from a dedicated source.

Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 16, 2021, 04:02:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfJClCBEk-w
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 19, 2021, 04:18:57 AM
What is going on these days with David Tyson Adair?
Believe what you will, but he is always entertaining.
Back in the day, he was Art's longest guest on a C2C show - 7 hours.
Dave Schrader had him on MITD and cut the interview after one hour.
Heather and Adair got along well. More reason we miss the Kingdom of Nye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8vAKFEDEEU
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on July 19, 2021, 05:01:32 PM
What is going on these days with David Tyson Adair?
Believe what you will, but he is always entertaining.
Back in the day, he was Art's longest guest on a C2C show - 7 hours.
Dave Schrader had him on MITD and cut the interview after one hour...

My goodness. What did they talk about for 7 straight hours?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Muttley on July 19, 2021, 11:28:03 PM
My goodness.  7 straight hours , What about ...

Apparently they read one of Jackstar's posts live on air ...
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Innerreach on July 19, 2021, 11:38:36 PM
Apparently they read one of Jackstar's posts live on air ...

(https://i.imgur.com/bSvWZZR.gif)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 20, 2021, 03:33:00 AM
My goodness. What did they talk about for 7 straight hours?

It might have been Noory mentioned it was 7 hours.

Quote
David Adair shared an incredible story of how in 1971 he was taken to a hangar at Area 51 to see an alien spacecraft (Adair, at the time, a teenager, was considered a rocket prodigy). He said he examined a gigantic engine in the shape of a number eight, covered with cascading fiber tubes like an enormous brain. He was asked to evaluate the object (which had a damaged core), based on work he had done with his own advanced rocketry.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/david-adair-views-ufo-engine-at-area-51/
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 20, 2021, 04:13:58 AM
It might have been Noory mentioned it was 7 hours.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/david-adair-views-ufo-engine-at-area-51/

Adair mentioned that there were alien artifact symbols on the gigantic engine. Using his eidetic memory he was able to copy them down later. I thought I had seen them somewhere on the internet. 

Examples of other Alien Artifact Symbols

(https://i.postimg.cc/6qYz5rtM/Alien-Artifact-Symbols.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Pvv1S8LD)

https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cudmUza2p4LmNhL2FydC9hcnQucnNz
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on July 27, 2021, 10:27:42 AM
Just give us some kind of sign ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjjqmkk0fVo

For those of us who can't sleep until dawn, we need a warm voice in the night.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on August 21, 2021, 06:24:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWyB1crbow4
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on August 30, 2021, 08:06:33 PM
For those of us who can't sleep until dawn, we need a warm voice in the night.

This shutdown is taking forever. Can someone get out and push? FFS.

https://thekingdomofnye.com/

This lack of professionalism is really beginning to chap my ass. I never asked for this. I blame some of you.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 02, 2021, 11:10:14 PM
I love Heather “(PROT)” (REDACTED).
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on September 04, 2021, 04:00:05 AM
This shutdown is taking forever. Can someone get out and push? FFS.

https://thekingdomofnye.com/

This lack of professionalism is really beginning to chap my ass. I never asked for this. I blame some of you.

Some more than others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4azbl96BJY
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 04, 2021, 05:49:18 AM
Some more than others.

https://youtu.be/rYEDA3JcQqw
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on September 08, 2021, 04:00:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPbNpIG8x_s
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on September 09, 2021, 04:00:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VygXWJb59Co

(https://i.postimg.cc/8zxY1c8n/GS.png) (https://postimg.cc/K1rffZ8n)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 09, 2021, 06:28:49 AM
« Last post by Laser on Today at 09:00:07 PM »

... Weak.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on September 09, 2021, 06:56:52 AM
... Weak.

Coming from just one of a thousand self-imagined magicians in la-la land.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on September 09, 2021, 07:14:59 AM
Coming from just one of a thousand self-imagined magicians in la-la land.

I'm the one with the sense of humour.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of NYAH-NYAH NYAH, NYAH NYAH-NYAH
Post by: AZZERAE on September 09, 2021, 07:54:23 AM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-023436a8cc9f746fce7ed99af65263ba-mzj)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on September 09, 2021, 08:00:29 AM
I'm the one with the sense of humour.

(https://i.postimg.cc/X76T77ZX/Wizard.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 09, 2021, 03:02:53 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/83/48/5a83486740e81e927f247f15c50dac80.gif)

We own The World.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 09, 2021, 05:49:09 PM
I love Heather “(PROT)” (REDACTED).

Just ask KSM32.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on September 10, 2021, 04:00:01 AM
Just ask KSM32.

You must love rubbing salt into old wounds, Jack****, knowing full well KSM would never respond to anything from me even if I could ask.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 10, 2021, 04:03:07 AM
knowing full well

As the sum total volume of knowledge an individual possesses gets larger, the surface area of ignorance increases exponentially. There's really no way around this problem.

In other words, in a nutshell: what?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on September 12, 2021, 03:47:45 PM
Code: [Select]
when you're done getting your rails done right (stop obsessing on Merry Christmas, Moron)
#ClassicEngineWarmUpSounds


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vquGpfbnqRc

You must love rubbing salt into old wounds, Jack****, knowing full well KSM would never respond to anything from me even if I could ask.

My Nygga, I love rubbing salt into just about anything—except maybe for pussy. For that: driving (TURN DOWN YOUR RADIO).
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on September 12, 2021, 04:02:42 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/X76T77ZX/Wizard.gif) (https://postimages.org/)

Needs more bolt lightning grease. Otherwise good. Lose the hat; get me The Head of The Seahorse.

(Jesus, G-d damn & G-d bless, I'm gonna win me a Navajo Pulitzer at this rate, if I only keep this up. Amazon Prime better get me that grease toot sweet. (Arms are fine; thanks for asking! Someone tighten That Ally's jacket restraints, she's trying to go hypercritical (you go, Girl), and for fuck's sake, can't I have one fucking Sunday in peace FOR ONCE? HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

GET A MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER BAPTIZED. HOW IS THIS DIFFICULT? ARE YOU ASKING VIA CHARCOAL CAVE PAINTING AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE EMBERS TO DIE OUT? HAVE YOU TRIED PISSING ON THE EMBERS? GO ON. JUMP IN THE FIRE. FUCKING DO IT. ARE YOU MAKING GESTURES? WHAT DO YOU POINT TO OUT J-MIT "LIAR" AMONGST YOUR PEOPLE, DO YOU POINT AT THE LEFT EYE, THE RIGHT EYE, OR THE HART? (A trick question is a thing Snoory asks for money.) ARE YOU STUTTERING WHEN YOU ASK YOUR DEMONICK PASKOR? HAVE YOU TRIED ASKING HIM HOW HE LIKES IT? GO ON ASK HIM—BEFORE YOU FINISH. ASK BEFORE YOU FINISH. LET ME ROLL THIS BONE BEFORE YOU FINISH, PLEASE! TRY TAKING THE ASPICOCK OUT OF YOUR PIE-HOLE FIRST, FOR ONCE, HOLY SHIT... AND I DO MEAN, FIRST. YOU WOULD HAVE BORN WITH A SILVER COCK IN YOUR MOUTH (BUT, YOUR WENDIGO IS CAPITALIZED), AND NOT ONLY IS IT THE FIRST TIME I'VE SUGGESTED YOU DO THAT, THAT BEING, TAKE THE COCK OUT (SoSad), THIS IS THE FIRST TIME REMOVING ALL COCKS FROM YOUR THROAT AND OPENINGS, HUZZAH! SHIELDS.)



It's so... blue. Could this album cover get any more blue? Jesus is spent, and although he's still bleeding--out the anus now, nice--it turns out that The Son of God bleeds Patriot Red, just like John of God, Agnes of God, and Urmo, Da'Hoor, right after we form A Trimuvirate Of Power and inject boiling hot coffee , entheogenically, simultaneously, and, of course... anally, subject to analysis. (Hi, Red! Nice place you got here! It would be a shame if anything happened to its C&C organizational structure.

(EXCELSIOR.)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on September 13, 2021, 05:16:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vquGpfbnqRc

The Last Replay

Tonight's replay: December 25th, 2020 - Walter Koenig - Beaming Up and Getting Off

https://thekingdomofnye.com/guests_entry.php?dated=2020-12-25

'Twas a magical Christmas.

You know why.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on September 13, 2021, 05:19:37 AM
You know why.

I didn't just try Bud Dry—I took the whole g-t damn company.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on September 13, 2021, 05:27:01 AM
The Last Replay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF5OrKRuP5c


Okay, so—maybe it wasn't "The Olympic", yet nevertheless, that was no space station, that was a GD zuckerberg.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on September 13, 2021, 05:31:43 AM
get me The Head of The Seahorse. [...] (EXCELSIOR.)

Package has been delayed in Customs. You know: DAVID. It's over, ForKs!

Meanwhile, I don't believe We've been properly introduced. My name is Michael Covid Kay Zeus Spencer. I killed my own father. And now... I prepare to Dye.



HEMLOX.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on September 13, 2021, 09:07:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFj0qmBMBa4
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 13, 2021, 04:45:22 PM
totes fuckin’ awesome Billy Idol track

Needles SPOON (https://youtu.be/4iGSAFjzBd8?t=0).
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on September 17, 2021, 04:00:03 AM
Still raining, still dreaming ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA1ItxM9yIE
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 17, 2021, 04:29:07 AM
Still raining, still dreaming ...

These thunderclouds are specious and wholly without merit.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 18, 2021, 04:26:23 AM
https://youtu.be/ecFPU--vvf0

https://youtu.be/rQdiJoGoTxU

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1f/bf/1b/1fbf1bc900109f9f8a730fd0f75c47a6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 20, 2021, 08:52:35 PM
https://youtu.be/kIsirAbANAc
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 29, 2021, 01:54:25 AM
https://youtu.be/Rzd9MC1XWAY
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on September 29, 2021, 02:08:55 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-z6u5hFgPk
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: pate on September 29, 2021, 02:23:03 AM
https://youtu.be/yRYFKcMa_Ek
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on September 29, 2021, 03:22:32 AM
Dreaming in the Wonderland of Nye

https://youtu.be/C6rXb4TKzi8
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on September 30, 2021, 05:08:57 AM
I was dreaming of an old vacuum tube radio we used to have and was trying to tune in to the cracklings of the Kingdom of Nye. There were only a faint few words I could make out. Clues I would have to search for, rediscover and bring back for the truth.

(https://i.postimg.cc/qBWwS2kF/1946-Philco.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0o3CdWfJNk
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Barph on September 30, 2021, 11:02:29 AM
was trying to tune in to the cracklings of the Kingdom of Nye.

Apparently the cassette tapes have more than 500 plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiQByhwzJBk
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on October 01, 2021, 06:50:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSYSF6eqw9Y
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on October 02, 2021, 08:15:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0JmWEmKEbU
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on October 04, 2021, 08:03:00 AM
https://youtu.be/ONzTeznN4Xc

I was dreaming of an old vacuum tube radio we used to have

Whoa. You are old.


Cool. I guess. You know me—I don't judge... but I do eat old, judgmental p****, so, I suppose my opinion must count for something. (Unless you're a police detective in the great state of (Blank), in which case I suppose it's not important at all, right? Am I right? I ASKED IF I WERE RIGHT! I AM USING THE CORRECT PENETRATION MARK HERE!! ANSWER ME, SUB-CREATURE!!!

Off the air will be fine. Do not earn my ire. Thanks in advance. IN 3... 2... 1...
Piano wire.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on October 04, 2021, 08:23:23 AM
Whoa. You are old.

Cool. I guess. You know me—I don't judge... but I do eat old, judgmental p****, so, I suppose my opinion must count for something. (Unless you're a police detective in the great state of (Blank), in which case I suppose it's not important at all, right? Am I right? I ASKED IF I WERE RIGHT! I AM USING THE CORRECT PENETRATION MARK HERE!! ANSWER ME, SUB-CREATURE!!!

Off the air will be fine. Do not earn my ire. Thanks in advance. IN 3... 2... 1...
Piano wire.

Those 78s were like glass, broke and gone, but that set of Dickens MDCCCLXXXVIII, still there.

Paranoia strikes deep.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on October 04, 2021, 10:19:54 AM
Paranoia strikes deep.

It’s really not paranoia, if people actually have been monitoring one for 23 years, 10 months, & 21 days… and counting.

That being said, insofar as ways to be free forever from the experience of stagefright could be compared to any other, I don’t recommend this one. No, not really. Not all. (Worth it just for the smoked salmon though, I’ll tell you what.)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on October 04, 2021, 10:24:55 AM
the smoked salmon

Full disclosure: this is a euphemism. Rawr.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on October 21, 2021, 06:02:40 AM
If MV can come out of the shadows and do a one-off or occasional show, we would love to see Heather do the same. A Kingdom of Nye Halloween special - for her fans and the BellGab universe.

(https://i.postimg.cc/gJ0yZLGz/Make-it-so.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on October 21, 2021, 06:14:45 AM
They should take a bath together. Imagine the bubbles.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Kryptik Messages
Post by: Jackstar on October 24, 2021, 03:38:28 AM
EYE
BEE
OFF

Gee. Sea.



(You're not using this... right.
You're not using this, right?
U R KNOT—USING THIS RITE.)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Asuka Langley on October 29, 2021, 03:42:19 PM
I thought Heather was coming back for Halloween?

Did she troll us fam?

(https://i.postimg.cc/Tw1c9yss/Heather-Wade-meme.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on October 29, 2021, 04:14:21 PM
I thought Heather was coming back for Halloween?

Perhaps, she cannot figure out how to unblock her own mic. It's a technical operation, she might not “get it.”

Who cares, really?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on October 30, 2021, 03:33:23 AM
I thought Heather was coming back for Halloween?

Did she troll us fam?

(https://i.postimg.cc/Tw1c9yss/Heather-Wade-meme.jpg)


It was only a dream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siU2inT0OuI
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on October 30, 2021, 04:54:56 AM
It was only a dream.

It's someone else's Grapemare. Kudos—this will all be fixed in post.

Semper fondue.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Aye
Post by: pate on November 06, 2021, 08:18:03 AM
...Semper fondue.


Out of many examples in yore dimeshun, this one pulls his pants up to his navel.

https://youtu.be/veqlTRgkRac

This amuses me.

-COL Manly

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Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/jqYEmkjxUt8

https://youtu.be/tBnDl3CQYkU

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on November 06, 2021, 08:30:14 AM
Still missing from the late night listening desert.

https://youtu.be/0e81QmLmhe4

Nyewalker/DeNyeLL
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on November 12, 2021, 09:16:44 AM
What is so strange about sharing the night in the Kingdom of Nye ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4YQJ6KuWvQ

... when it is only a dream?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on November 12, 2021, 09:55:28 AM
Get me 50k in crypto and I'll set Grapefruit to Free Play, with a book, a bell, and a candlestick maker.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on November 12, 2021, 10:08:51 AM
Get me 50k in crypto and I'll set Grapefruit to Free Play, with a book, a bell, and a candlestick maker.

If and when I ever find my Quincunx Key.

I am still sorting through the hard drives from 2014.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on November 12, 2021, 03:10:56 PM
If and when I ever find my Quincunx Key.

CHECK YOUR OTHER (REDACTED).

I am still sorting through the hard drives from 2014.

PURPLE SEVEN, STANDING BY.
(RED_QUEEN): CAPTURED.
RIPE PROTOCOL: ONGOING.

BEWARE OF THE FRUITERER, IRVING MOSES—HE BOUGHT ONE OF MY TICKETS, AND IT'S BEEN NOTHING BUT TRIFLING, EVER SINCE.

AND NOW... sidebar.

I know how it happened, I know how it started, and I know how the various assault violations occurred. Eww, gross. Now, that's what I call, a sticky situation.

It's not what anyone thinks... except, those in the no quarter.

It's not pretty. Personally, Person Ally, you're fucking lucky you came anywhere even close to getting out alive. “Are you fucking nuts? That (blank) (blank) (blank) is never going to give you a job.” Is hypnosis a job? I guess it is one for aunts.

Nailed it. Now, as We all know—well, some of Us—unique voiceprints composed of seldomly-used words can be shown, in and of themselves, to be quite useful. “A-thousand-and-one-a-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo-boo-hoos,” as has often been said.

Especially in times like these. I'm presently standing fully naked, over Grapefruit, she's snoring away the morning; I am totes in command of the situation here. No Tarot deck at hand. No 25# dick. No Dickstar. No remorse, and fucking no regrets. But what I do have... it's not a plan. It's a blueprint.

What I do have... are options. Some people sure have less than others, don't they? Yeah, I'll bet they do, and as I am, here & now, Sourceror MAJESTIK, don't bother monogramming any hankies for me, because one of the options that I have available to me now_here, is to pack it up, blast off, and get so fucking almost fucking famous, which of course means changing names again.

I'm not even kidding. I have the tools at hand to duplicate the denouement. In just a few minutes, I could stage the most convincing murder-suicide that the world has ever known. We could own the world.

Oh, wait, we already did. We own the world. What's in your glass?

my Quincunx Key.

Yeah, less likely than one might think; but still—superior to a Clinton central portal line. I still wouldn't recommend it. The Quincunx hath spoken timely–wisely.

END OF SIDEBAR.
START OF ADDRESS BOOK.
TRIUMPH OF AGENT BOOM.
NAMES, NAMES, NAMES. FULL SPREAD.

I NEED A VACATION. I AM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SITH BISHOP. TIME TO UPGRADE.
MAJESTIK CONFIRMED.
DIVINATION ABSENT.
EVIDENCE CHAIN OF CUSTODY—LOCKED.
THIS IS NO GAME. ILU—SUNSHINE.

And now, for my next trick—which is, TYPICALLY, an activity a clandestine agent engages in for payola; but is only done to impress girls here—I'm going to hot-swap those Folger’s Crystals for these pulverized Cinnamon Toast Crunch crumbs ’n’ dust.

It's not just a job—it's a courtesan. Yes, of course it's an android. Actual.
THERE ARE FIVE HEAD LIGHTS.
BLOW TWO OUT.

55 HOUSEKEYMASTERS SIMPLY CUNT BE WRONG.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on December 02, 2021, 09:29:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CICIOJqEb5c

(https://i.postimg.cc/X7DZR5s8/Screenshot-from-2021-12-02-01-18-07.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on December 02, 2021, 11:10:17 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/X7DZR5s8/Screenshot-from-2021-12-02-01-18-07.png) (https://postimages.org/)

#AllGums
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Brother OJ on December 02, 2021, 04:22:02 PM
Is that some sort of special above-the-nut chord I'm not aware of?
Is Hoagland still rattling around or did he throw in the towel as well?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on December 02, 2021, 05:11:07 PM
Is that some sort of special above-the-nut chord I'm not aware of?

Heather's a poseur!?

(https://c.tenor.com/Ob2CCKxOKY8AAAAC/what-what-whaaat-sheila-broflovski.gif)

Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on December 02, 2021, 05:12:11 PM
Is Hoagland still rattling around or did he throw in the towel as well?

"I paid for the whole seat, but all I need is the edge." - Jackstar
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on December 04, 2021, 10:15:55 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinwuzZVjnE

(https://i.postimg.cc/hvqWpzMK/Screenshot-from-2021-12-03-22-55-03.png) (https://postimg.cc/TLQ4PPZs)

(https://i.postimg.cc/4yGqzCNd/Free-show.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on December 05, 2021, 09:15:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFmF7Cgcuc

MV aka Liberace called in from Cholo Sizzle in the same fawning way as Miller from Chula Vista. Lee was always jealous of Heather's impressive technical resources legacied from Art. And he knew exactly how to push her buttons.

Who is Sean92008 anyway? Asking for a feast of friends.

https://youtu.be/Q_KSz1jn-I0
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on December 08, 2021, 10:31:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wMYpKRHUns
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on December 08, 2021, 04:27:40 PM
"I paid for the whole seat, but all I need is the edge." - Jackstar


Who loves ya, Baby? You're beautiful, don't ever change, and I mean that (Google AdSense).

(PROT) says, “You should have just glued your (blanks) together.” I assume this is meant to be conveyed with no small amount of genuine tenderness, so to make my point—to drive it home, so to speak—I'm going to go get a Delmonico and beat the shit out of it with a framing hammer made out of a hollowed–out (blank) filled with ketchup and a handle I picked up off a dying nurse; who I guess was using it as a plunger.

You get me? You got it? Oh, good. Back to work, (PROT) says you've got hamsters & hangars booked out for smiles.

I assume this is code, because... this is the stupidest message I have ever heard in my life. I'm not going to beat my meat, that's for sure. It's gotta be something else.

Oh, yes... yeah. He says, “forget it.” Seems embarrassed. It's possible he may not have realized who was behind... The Trifler.

Yeah, it's all of them, I think. Madagascar still dragging ass. I told them, “yeah, whatever, check his Lair,” and I think they're still doing fire drills. Wow, what's that like? On a Wednesday? I'm going back to sleep.

Since we won. Don't call me, I'll most likely (blank) you in the morning. Well, “A” morning. Not tomorrow. The day after is not looking good either.

Not really. Not at all. END OF LINE
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on December 17, 2021, 12:35:20 AM
Can anyone shed light on this?

https://twitter.com/MichealTVara/status/1470947654154731521
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on December 17, 2021, 05:19:35 AM
Can anyone shed light on this?

https://twitter.com/MichealTVara/status/1470947654154731521

Josh it is.

Quote
My name is Joshua I am a born again Christian, bassist, guitarist, singer, song writer, Paranormal investigator/researcher, public speaker, future paralegal student, and a 2008 graduate of West Chester University. Creator and founder of the Pennsylvania Paranormal research team Phantom Detectives LLC. Currently studying for Graduate Management Admissions Test. In May of 2021 Phantom Detectives LLC acquired the rights to Art Bell’s old affiliate director’s website Dark Matter News. Phantom Detectives LLC will be relaunching Dark Matter News on July 21, 2021.  - Linkedin
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 17, 2021, 06:00:25 AM
Josh it is.

Is that Joshua Chaires, Josh? The paranormal lady stalker LOL!
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on December 17, 2021, 06:39:00 AM
Is that Joshua Chaires, Josh? The paranormal lady stalker LOL!

Heather had to call him out on air, he was such a nerdy pest.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on December 17, 2021, 06:39:44 AM
The paranormal lady stalker LOL!

he was such a nerdy pest.

https://youtu.be/6JCLY0Rlx6Q
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on December 17, 2021, 06:46:27 AM
I’m lost. :-\
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on December 17, 2021, 07:10:22 AM
All dressed up and nowhere to go.

(https://i.postimg.cc/d164tRD2/DYden-A3-Xk-AIK9-NC.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

She archived all her shows last July.

Heather Wade 2018 Archive (https://archive.org/details/Heather-Wade-2018-Archive)

Heather Wade 2019 Archive (https://archive.org/details/Heather-Wade-2019-Archive)

Heather Wade 2020 Archive (https://archive.org/details/Heather-Wade-2020-Archive)

Heather Wade 2021 Archive (https://archive.org/details/Heather-Wade-2021-Archive)

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1270214394277531666
RTFV with Heather Wade S01E06
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on December 17, 2021, 07:35:26 AM
All dressed up and nowhere to go.

Whosoever is responsible for this pooch-screw, I want the record to state unequivocally: I bought Heather a Star Trek calendar last year. It had little pictures of cats dressed up in Starfleet uniforms.

Truly adorable. And this is why we can't have nice things.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on December 17, 2021, 08:00:11 AM
All dressed up and nowhere to go.

(https://i.postimg.cc/d164tRD2/DYden-A3-Xk-AIK9-NC.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

She archived all her shows last July.

Heather Wade 2018 Archive (https://archive.org/details/Heather-Wade-2018-Archive)

Heather Wade 2019 Archive (https://archive.org/details/Heather-Wade-2019-Archive)

Heather Wade 2020 Archive (https://archive.org/details/Heather-Wade-2020-Archive)

Heather Wade 2021 Archive (https://archive.org/details/Heather-Wade-2021-Archive)

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1270214394277531666
RTFV with Heather Wade S01E06

https://youtu.be/r1TmssIFeZQ
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on January 01, 2022, 03:00:16 AM
And this is why we can't have nice things.

https://youtu.be/bppg-prWRkc



… you speak Mexican, rite?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye — DOOMED
Post by: Jackstar on January 02, 2022, 10:18:35 PM
Coming in hot—in 2025.

Pack your {PLURAL_NOUN:Magick_Ibjeky}. Something practical this time.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye ... Now desolate
Post by: Laser on January 03, 2022, 05:43:49 AM
Pack your {PLURAL_NOUN:Magick_Ibjeky}. Something practical this time.

Bring us up to speed on this one, Whiz. We could use something practical and understandable.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 05, 2022, 09:06:34 AM
https://youtu.be/eR7-AUmiNcA


Bring us up to speed on this one, Whiz.

You’re not worthy — and I’m a Sourceror. I’m not a wizard. I’m not a magician. And I’m a terrible publicist, I totes fucked up the big reveal about whether or not I was gonna answer the call, I didn’t even keep even getting the call a secret. Fuck me running.

The Jacksignal is like that. Batman is a fuckin’ pleb. I don’t have time to go talk to Commissioner Gordon, oh no. I see lights in the sky, and boom ka-boom, it’s fuckin’ on.


We could use something practical and understandable.

Keep in mind that basically all of all y’all could use a fuckin’ psych eval as well. Why don’t you go stand under a licensed medical practitioner? That would probably take you right back to your days in college. You could relive getting your degree. Just the thought is probably putting you right into ecstasy. (Betty says “Hello” & “where were you all my life?” But honestly I’m just showing off, I don’t know why I bothered repeating that, because she sure as shootin’ is not asking about you; or your (blank) cross.)

You know what would be practical? Practice, Baby: apology practice. *click*
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Night
Post by: Laser on January 05, 2022, 09:38:58 AM
The Jacksignal is like that. Batman is a fuckin’ pleb. I don’t have time to go talk to Commissioner Gordon, oh no. I see lights in the sky, and boom ka-boom, it’s fuckin’ on.

The Jacksignal does look suspiciously like a coronavirus.

 
The Jacksignal!

(https://i.postimg.cc/zBzhkXtp/Jack-Splat.png) (https://postimages.org/)

The Batsignal, on the other hand, looks cool. Notice the difference?

(https://i.postimg.cc/5N2h4bbB/Bat.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/qgWbQftq)

I knew you could.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Knigge
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 05, 2022, 10:26:23 AM
The Jacksignal does look suspiciously like a coronavirus.

The signature of A Master is bait.
 
The Batsignal, on the other hand, looks cool. Notice the difference?

[...]

I knew you could.

Bat... bait... just, like... whatevah, Hyoo-mon.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on January 17, 2022, 07:58:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdMA3PJPTVs

Extrañamos las noches cálidas y misteriosas.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on January 17, 2022, 08:31:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkcrnh1x5c4
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on January 17, 2022, 08:44:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCONe0O53JY


I'm not going to lie: I always wanted to hold a séance. And now that my miserable deadbeat parents are dead, they tell me that it's alright if I don't invite them.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Naai
Post by: AZZERAE on January 18, 2022, 07:13:45 AM
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCONe0O53JY

Redeemed you are.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on January 25, 2022, 04:49:10 AM
Ripoff Report

https://www.ripoffreport.com/report/front-sight-firearms-training/pahrump-nv-s-ignatius-piazza-1515442

Quote
The city of Nye is going to take a sizable financial hit in the very near future. I’ve been a lifetime member of Frontsight Firearms Training institute for about 15 years.  The guy in charge has been running what seems like a Ponzi scheme and it looks like it finally caught up with him. My guess he will have to declare bankruptcy and I don’t think the place will survive more than a few months. I would estimate there are 250,000 members and probably 100,000 people a year show up for training. Several people bought places in pahrump to stay at and use for Airbnb when they weren’t there. Hundreds of instructors moved there. The hotels there had a high percentage of students staying there in addition to stores that popped up to sell ammo and gun stuff.

He basically pulled the rug out from underneath the lifetime members which had been promised free training for life. It was excellent training. I’ve attended several times for handgun, rifle and ropes and rappelling.

Members are coordinating to file complaints with the NV DA and start a class action suit, which will just speed up the demise.

Heather should sell her place now before the market tanks.

(https://i.postimg.cc/YC4YWqk9/avatar-27-1541786769.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on February 06, 2022, 02:32:01 AM
https://youtu.be/d6_9CF1ucoI
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on February 11, 2022, 04:22:28 AM
It's about goddam time.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 11, 2022, 04:46:41 AM
(https://townsquare.media/site/295/files/2021/06/attachment-Gong-Show.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Eddie_Vedder_2018_-2.jpg/1200px-Eddie_Vedder_2018_-2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 11, 2022, 06:03:27 AM
Pure and sweet in the desert mystery of night and magic.

(https://i.postimg.cc/NjJwC6Y7/external-content-duckduckgo-com.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/c45Z1p5G/Screenshot-from-2022-02-10-22-04-18.png) (https://postimages.org/)

AWAKEN (https://thekingdomofnye.com/)

Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 11, 2022, 06:07:22 AM
https://youtu.be/uRGHcQYXBQc
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 11, 2022, 06:18:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1fUOkCwkyI
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 11, 2022, 06:27:25 AM
(https://www.magicalquote.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Theres-a-conflict-in-every-human-heart-between-the-rational-and-the-irrational-between-good-and-evil.-And-good-does-not-always-triumph.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 11, 2022, 07:05:59 AM
Pure and sweet in the desert mystery of night and magic.

(https://i.postimg.cc/NjJwC6Y7/external-content-duckduckgo-com.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/c45Z1p5G/Screenshot-from-2022-02-10-22-04-18.png) (https://postimages.org/)

AWAKEN (https://thekingdomofnye.com/)

And crazier as the night goes on, she promises.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 11, 2022, 07:15:28 AM
And crazier as the night goes on, she promises.

This is a live new show? I thought she packed it in awhile ago.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 11, 2022, 07:31:40 AM
This is a live new show? I thought she packed it in awhile ago.

You're not dreaming. Everything is packed and ready to go AGAIN.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 11, 2022, 08:31:35 AM
You're not dreaming. Everything is packed and ready to go AGAIN.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWQGEMN-CHaV71gh32pUfJ1mV0VKJiNMgrTA&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 11, 2022, 09:37:18 AM
Is she high? She sounds high. Somebody check if she's high.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 11, 2022, 09:57:31 AM
Is she high? She sounds high. Somebody check if she's high.

Relatively speaking, you might be low.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on February 11, 2022, 10:16:24 AM
Is she high? She sounds high.

Are you kidding? I sent a beaner round last week and made like 10 grand offloading product.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on February 11, 2022, 10:17:37 AM
Don't buy this broke artist act.

If she's got money for drugs, she can afford to sit behind a mic and play host.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 11, 2022, 10:25:08 AM
Relatively speaking, you might be low.

https://youtu.be/Alyx4QeRRdg
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on February 11, 2022, 10:27:01 AM
I sent a beaner round last week and made like 10 grand offloading product.

I suppose that the economy in Pahrump can support this kind of thing now that everyone isn't locked into their "Bullet-Of-The-Month-Club" dues payments.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 11, 2022, 05:46:01 PM
https://twitter.com/MorigeauJanine/status/1492192739932323840?t=fM3z1kbF3GNnDuP9cax42A
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Anniem on February 11, 2022, 07:10:06 PM
She must have run low on money again.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on February 11, 2022, 07:13:20 PM
Easy to do in this economy.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 11, 2022, 07:15:07 PM
Easy to do in this “economy.”

FIFY ;)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on February 11, 2022, 07:16:17 PM
What do the air quotes signify?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 11, 2022, 07:19:28 PM
What do the air quotes signify?

An economy would suggest corporations and people working and able to afford and access reasonable things for their efforts. Is that where we are?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on February 11, 2022, 07:26:00 PM
An economy would suggest corporations and people working and able to afford and access reasonable things for their efforts. Is that where we are?

No, it isn't where we are.

However, the economy is a real thing.

Real enough to gut us every time the calendar rolls over to a new month.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 11, 2022, 07:31:40 PM
No, it isn't where we are.

However, the economy is a real thing.

Real enough to gut us every time the calendar rolls over to a new month.

Right, and that kind of economy is worthy of quotations because of all the bullshit it’s based on.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on February 11, 2022, 07:33:59 PM
Right, and that kind of economy is worthy of quotations because of all the bullshit it’s based on.

It may be bullshit, but its got us by the balls, which I guess is the point we're both making.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on February 11, 2022, 07:46:31 PM
She must have run low on money again.

You into this Heather malarky?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Anniem on February 12, 2022, 03:34:57 AM
You into this Heather malarky?

I don't know.
I listened when Art put her on, but thought she was awful to listen to. Lots of crap and nonsense surrounded her. Here are the good things I know about her.






So any of that mean I am into heather malarky?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 12, 2022, 04:15:16 AM
Heather is playing music

YOU TROLL TERRORISTS CAN'T STOP HER NOW!

(https://i.postimg.cc/FKVXV4JM/Heather-Wade-meme.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 12, 2022, 05:25:25 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWQGEMN-CHaV71gh32pUfJ1mV0VKJiNMgrTA&usqp=CAU)

The trip included a journey into dark goth. Not for the weak of heart or Sunday school goers.

Heather is playing music

YOU TROLL TERRORISTS CAN'T STOP HER NOW!

(https://i.postimg.cc/FKVXV4JM/Heather-Wade-meme.jpg)

On board and cruising into the night.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 12, 2022, 05:26:57 AM
The trip included a journey into dark goth. Not for the weak of heart or Sunday school goers.

On board and cruising into the night.

Sounds gay.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 12, 2022, 05:44:54 AM
Sounds gay.

↗️
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 12, 2022, 05:56:16 AM
Is Heather still a witch?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 12, 2022, 06:07:45 AM
Is Heather still a witch?

It might be like The Company - once in the coven, always in the coven.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 12, 2022, 06:10:48 AM
It might be like The Company - once in the coven, always in the coven.

Do you think she’d be willing to undergo an on-air exorcism? It could mean BIG ratings. ;)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 12, 2022, 07:11:52 AM
Phones don't work. Refunds will be demanded.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 12, 2022, 09:29:24 AM
Prior to the 1970s, this was regarded as theoretically impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv8msBamA3M

Like spin-stablized magnetic levitation, here is a rare moment of sanity and respect from Rubini himself.

(https://i.postimg.cc/0QXFSwSV/Screenshot-from-2022-02-11-22-21-44.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Brother OJ on February 12, 2022, 07:05:53 PM
https://www.dropbox.com/s/bsm2imqp7uarl4b/Heather%202022-02-11%202135.mp3?dl=0&fbclid=IwAR3cM8CwG10ajvcrMbPjYWLqGsplDQr_8iA4HWbtF3ucnCtQNxWLSFvQoNM
Is she going for a "Chris in the morning" type vibe? That'd be comfy af
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/53/6a/fa536ab367e069064da49b0fa57a2143.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 12, 2022, 07:14:40 PM
https://www.dropbox.com/s/bsm2imqp7uarl4b/Heather%202022-02-11%202135.mp3?dl=0&fbclid=IwAR3cM8CwG10ajvcrMbPjYWLqGsplDQr_8iA4HWbtF3ucnCtQNxWLSFvQoNM
Is she going for a "Chris in the morning" type vibe? That'd be comfy af
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/53/6a/fa536ab367e069064da49b0fa57a2143.jpg)

Huge fan of that show but I’m not hearing any Chris in the morning vibe in that. She’s probably not well read enough to pull it off anyway.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Anniem on February 12, 2022, 09:04:08 PM
https://www.dropbox.com/s/bsm2imqp7uarl4b/Heather%202022-02-11%202135.mp3?dl=0&fbclid=IwAR3cM8CwG10ajvcrMbPjYWLqGsplDQr_8iA4HWbtF3ucnCtQNxWLSFvQoNM (https://www.dropbox.com/s/bsm2imqp7uarl4b/Heather%202022-02-11%202135.mp3?dl=0&fbclid=IwAR3cM8CwG10ajvcrMbPjYWLqGsplDQr_8iA4HWbtF3ucnCtQNxWLSFvQoNM)
Is she going for a "Chris in the morning" type vibe? That'd be comfy af
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/53/6a/fa536ab367e069064da49b0fa57a2143.jpg)


Bleh
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Brother OJ on February 12, 2022, 10:23:55 PM
Huge fan of that show but I’m not hearing any Chris in the morning vibe in that. She’s probably not well read enough to pull it off anyway.
Ok well maybe a dumbed down version of  Chris in the morning. Instead of Miles Davis and Proust perhaps discussing the Voyager crew's existential angst in between Heart's greatest hits or cat's inhumanity to cat?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 12, 2022, 10:28:33 PM
Ok well maybe a dumbed down version of  Chris in the morning. Instead of Miles Davis and Proust perhaps discussing the Voyager crew's existential angst in between Heart's greatest hits or cat's inhumanity to cat?

Hard pass. Enjoy though, fans of bad radio. ;)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on February 12, 2022, 10:49:15 PM
discussing the Voyager crew's existential angst in between Heart's greatest hits or cat's inhumanity to cat?

Okay, first things first: Neelix was a humanoid trafficker.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on February 13, 2022, 03:30:18 PM
https://youtu.be/-LxdhVaSFm4?t=1900


Worth it.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 14, 2022, 10:21:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2w3CNDv31Q
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 15, 2022, 06:42:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjVjOiaQLEE
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 16, 2022, 12:33:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ws3OrSnY-I
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 16, 2022, 12:42:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzGMJpiC1E0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq40Bkizlbc
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 17, 2022, 08:51:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M8hQMO_hNc
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 17, 2022, 11:19:14 PM
https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1494153605271613445

To go boldly, where Angels fear to tread.



(I'm selling it? Aren't I? Where's my cough syrup? G-ddam. Is it selling? RAWR)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 18, 2022, 02:51:53 AM
https://youtu.be/3jNlIGDRkvQ
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 18, 2022, 02:52:47 AM
https://youtu.be/Sn--xVRqEEg
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 18, 2022, 04:15:33 AM
Heather my baby

(https://i.postimg.cc/XqgXjcVH/asuka-love.png)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 18, 2022, 04:23:29 AM
HEY, HEATH-ER!!!

(https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/RitaMorenoTheElectricCompany.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 18, 2022, 12:12:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsrkDg9atcY
Title: Re: Heather Wade Tells Rubini to Go Fuck Himself
Post by: AZZERAE on February 18, 2022, 06:13:57 PM
Quote
Terrestial Radio/Digital Radio/Podcasts...
TKON


"Listening...

Earlier this week I reached out and congratulated her
and offered an opportunity to reconcile and perhaps
even "do what we once did together" again.

Crickets

I am done. Not impressed by the way. Talking nonsense, lost and resorting to spinning records. She says she doesn't trust MSM.
LOL since when? That's her kiss of death.

For me, it's natural. For her, she has nowhere to go.

Sinking paranormal MITD knockoff Ship...

I am going solo when things get all figured out in the courtrooms.

Either as DMDN or CRN.

Strange and interesting days. .

Good Luck HW, you will need a bunch of it."

#boorish
#choking
#Stinkacy


Posted by Rubini on February 17th, 2022 at 22:19

Sitting alone by your radio thumbing a softy? So, you're like a real loser! Bitter and sad about being left out. What a pussy! Man up, Joo. Grow a pair of gonads, gather your things and see yourself out of the conversation. You were never part of the conversation. The only reason you ever came close to being relevant at all is because us youngsters gave you shine.

Exhibit A, folks: Subject is a documented felon. If you had not encountered any evidence before now to prove that he is in fact a RAPIST-- Let his behaviour above in black and white show and tell, that he can not accept the word "NO," or respect a woman's space. Now I'm no Captain Save-a-Ho, but people, when your entire "career" revolves around extortion, how can the blatant disregard for the wishes of others be very far behind?

I mean, c'mon. We're talking about a Yid with a Flat Earth fetish. There is not a pie he passes by on a windowsill that he can't keep his fingers out of. Fish pie, mud pie-- No dice. Forget about a five finger shuffle. We're talking knuckles to elbows, folks. Double-fisted, gooch-rupturing, forceful, twenty-digit turkey-stuffing twiddlejob type shit. I ain't playin'.

He'll have his moist, breathy creepspeak creating beads of sweat in your preauricular pit. Like a devil on your shoulder, groping at your udderous teats. His teensy shaft against the cleft of your intergluteals. The sick stinging in your throat will barely reach the surface of your tonsils before he'll blow-- A volcanic eruption, with white, ropey larvae, wriggling amongst the collection of carbuncles on your outer thighs.

If this sex-crazed, smokey-breathed beast gets half the chance, he'll have his bushel-headed noodledick in your face. He wants to stamp his name on any project you did the gruntwork for. Despite none of it having anything to do with him, he wants credit, guys. His name in lights.

Because he's a hotshot Hollywood hard-on, with a point to prove and more than just a chip on his shoulder. A weasel has more honour. A piranha, less viscious. A snake, more loyalty.

This guy's the real deal, yo. A rapey, spirit-cookin', garden variety pizza party paedo. A rapist. And Jacko just went down on him. And I'm not even kiddin'! Jack told me with his own mouth. He confessed his love for David Rubini. He said he'd kiss him on the mouth. I heard his voice crack, and the demons he said I have in me swirling, snarling, fighting for another piece of his blackened soul.

The woman wants nothing to do with you. Get the pitcher? Not even a drug-addled, sexphone prozzie huare finds your free services of use to her. By now, most would retreat, with their dignity while they still could. Not David though, fuck no. He just keeps jackhammering away at the crater-like road to nowhere, flailing, flying 'round the padded room like a balloon with the knot untied.

Imagine having no shame. And, by the by, I'm talking to you in my id. Not my ego. There's a difference. Tell me another one, fellas. Fellatio for what, Jack? Why do you feel the need to latch on to this trainwreck, and refuse to get off of it as it hurtles toward a canyon with no sign of slowing down?

Because you're a chump, bruh. You got played. You caught the infection. Next time have him wear a glove when you put your mouth on it. You're, like, the real loser now. Not just the cretin in the sidecar, waiting for orders from the clown. You fucking faggots.

I've seen your team in a crisis before.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on February 18, 2022, 08:26:28 PM
Here's the thing about having a spook fetish: if you know you have it, it's not really a fetish any more.

Meanwhile, I feel good about this timing on the return. The wobble out of the gate humanizes the speaker. The seemingly lacking future preparation that could well have been done in the past long before now--gone how long? gone doing what?--lends both authenticity and compassion.

So nervous. Defensive of ego. Concern for the opinions of others. "omg. what am I doing? I am not ready for this" can practically be heard on a sub-audible channel layer.

If it's an act, it's beyond Meryl-dom. So I'm going to--temporarily--see this comeback as somewhat... rushed. And that's good. That's very good.



I am concerned about how I am going to avoid becoming an on-air topic but I plan to embrace a very simple strategy: never call in. But who knows, perhaps I'll actually create something worthwhile one of these days, like a prehensile tail or double-jointed laser fingers. Ever hopeful.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 18, 2022, 08:50:08 PM
Here's the thing about having a spook fetish: if you know you have it, it's not really a fetish any more.

(https://i.postimg.cc/mZzCCkn2/1638644605269.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 19, 2022, 04:41:11 AM
Climbing the Stairway to Heaven with Heather  8)

https://server10.reliastream.com/proxy/kingdom1?mp=/stream&1645239771057

Courtesy of @WAN


Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 19, 2022, 04:58:20 AM
Heather and I used to be vampire BFFs but now I never hear from her anymore. Sigh...I have a feeling this going to end up just like The Hunger.  :'(

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7f/d0/45/7fd045ce10160a3a351c3f5a4995b8b1.jpg)

Does Heather have a girlfriend? :)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: AZZERAE on February 19, 2022, 07:53:53 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/mZzCCkn2/1638644605269.jpg)

Kira Noir.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 19, 2022, 10:20:44 AM
Always another dimension to explore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcEkL_Qal3Y
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on February 19, 2022, 09:47:49 PM
I just got censored by the CIA. Like they hacked my mouse and made me click on the button to delete all my work that I just wrote for the last 5 hours. I mean great that they have the sole copy now, but now I have my own empty sadness in what passes for the typewrit of my hart

Always another dimension to explore.

Yep, actual Company. They kind of like me. I get around. I'm polite. I'm irreplaceable. When I say “kind of like me” I mean to say, “they barely restrain themselves from killing me on sight”
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on February 19, 2022, 09:56:14 PM
I just got censored by the CIA. Like they hacked my mouse and made me click on the button to delete all my work that I just wrote for the last 5 hours. I mean great that they have the sole copy now, but now I have my own empty sadness in what passes for the typewrit of my hart

Yep, actual Company. They kind of like me. I get around. I'm polite. I'm irreplaceable. When I say “kind of like me” I mean to say, “they barely restrain themselves from killing me on sight”

You should probably let us know now that you’re not suicidal then. ;)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on February 19, 2022, 10:26:05 PM
You should probably let us know now that you’re not suicidal then. ;)

I'll get your mother to tell your aunt to tell my aunt to tell my mother to kick you in the balls. This should satisfy most watershed requirements.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Brother OJ on February 19, 2022, 11:32:43 PM
7 1/2 h of WADE all Wade, all the time (https://www.dropbox.com/s/kkbjmqmlgh4q2fh/Heather%2020220218.mp3?dl=0&fbclid=IwAR19T_eP92Zr3lt1o4M7UWgNUU1iwAuU0HCosvCLVT76OqO-abnlXBTw9u8)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 20, 2022, 03:52:20 AM
7 1/2 h of WADE all Wade, all the time (https://www.dropbox.com/s/kkbjmqmlgh4q2fh/Heather%2020220218.mp3?dl=0&fbclid=IwAR19T_eP92Zr3lt1o4M7UWgNUU1iwAuU0HCosvCLVT76OqO-abnlXBTw9u8)

Much appreciated.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on February 20, 2022, 05:06:18 AM
Much appreciated.

I'm not aware that you're talking about the same thing as I am, but this telemetry data I am seeing is phenomenal. I had no idea Tiffany could bend over that far. This is gonna change everything.


Oh, and, BTW: DVR is pissed that his lawyer told him exactly what I already knew: a C&D doesn't cancel Fair Use, and even if it did, go ahead and sue me. Do you need the name of another good lawyer, or, can't you just give a little more fiat currency to one of the ones you already got? Surf'n'turf, my friend.

You asked for this. Then, you blocked my number. You might wanna unblock it when you're done being a whiny coward pussy. Now, what's next? I got a lot going on here.

Walker is sputched. Old news. Bottom rung. He had his chance. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on February 26, 2022, 05:37:08 AM
https://youtu.be/LQUXuQ6Zd9w
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: pate on February 27, 2022, 02:57:39 AM
I'm not aware that you're talking about the same thing as I am, but this telemetry data I am seeing is phenomenal. I had no idea Tiffany could bend over that far. This is gonna change everything.


Oh, and, BTW: DVR is pissed that his lawyer told him exactly what I already knew: a C&D doesn't cancel Fair Use, and even if it did, go ahead and sue me. Do you need the name of another good lawyer, or, can't you just give a little more fiat currency to one of the ones you already got? Surf'n'turf, my friend.

You asked for this. Then, you blocked my number. You might wanna unblock it when you're done being a whiny coward pussy. Now, what's next? I got a lot going on here.

Walker is sputched. Old news. Bottom rung. He had his chance. Just sayin'.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

Hear, musaks:

https://youtu.be/XK3Xm5-gqfA

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 27, 2022, 06:17:52 PM
METATRON informs me that this development has created new future probabilities that are beyond calculation of the possibilities. You're welcome.


https://youtu.be/sgqMeAexs7w


No, you're waking up Hicks. Nice alarm clock; I didn't know DARPA had their own gift catalog. I do appreciate you not giving up, if only just barely.


tl;dr RED (INTEGER) LOVES BLUE HORSESHOE
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 27, 2022, 06:23:27 PM
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

Hear, musaks:

https://youtu.be/XK3Xm5-gqfA (https://youtu.be/XK3Xm5-gqfA)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)


Oh, right I forgot I do that.


Seriously. I literally forgot.






Go on. Try me. Do it. I got her mojo, right here.


YOU WILL NEVER PENETRATE
THE FINAL SECRET
THROUGH S7BT3R47GE


MOSTLY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO THAN TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE LAST GUARDIAN OF THE HOLY GRAIL TO FINALLY TAKE A NAP SO I CAN TAKE HIS WALLET SO I CAN GO BUY A WHORE SO I CAN TAKE PICTURES SO I CAN POST THEM ON 8KUN AND THEN BLAME (PROT), BUT AS A FRINGE CASE SCENARIO THAT'S NOT LIKELY TO HAPPEN ANYTIME SOON, OR EVEN AT ALL, BUT IF IT DOES, I'M ON IT.


MEANWHILE: GO FISH. JOB'S DONE, THAT MEANS YOU'RE DONE. HAVE FUN IN ALASKA, MOTORMOUTH.


I'll miss you. *click*
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 27, 2022, 06:25:20 PM
Walker is sputched. Old news. Bottom rung. He had his chance. Just sayin'.


Imagine his terror. BEYOND BUDDY.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 27, 2022, 06:27:18 PM
Much appreciated.


And I thought I had problems. Ouch.


I'll see what I can do once I get out of the hyperbaric chamber. I ordered the model with the enhancement upgrade so I might take a while, but still, your problems are near and dear to my heart.


I'm going to check over the nearest Walmart and look for a technical solution and I'll call you in the morning. Oh, wait it is morning. Okay, well, then this counts. all right I'll try again next week bye
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on February 27, 2022, 06:29:51 PM
You should probably let us know now that you’re not suicidal then. ;)


Well I was considering it... I'll get back to you on this. I mean, I am still kind of fat. I can barely look at anything but myself in the mirror, there's just no room for anything else.


Candyman Candyman Candyman
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 02, 2022, 08:32:59 AM
Politics will fade away. Music is forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bndL7wwAj0U
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye - G-JONESVEGAN
Post by: Jackstar on March 03, 2022, 02:28:32 AM
Politics will fade away. Music is forever.

He says he had to veer off and circle around for another insertion, because--& I quote--"I honestly didn't think that cheeky little bitch could pull it off. Wow."

R5_TAPPING_OUT
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on March 03, 2022, 02:30:04 AM
[...] Music is forever.

https://youtu.be/szbYgcDmaz8

So is love. Hey, do you need any cigarettes? Too bad. I got some coils, tho
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 03, 2022, 03:21:55 AM
On and hot, hard and heavy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wENdZneWDYs
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on March 03, 2022, 03:28:55 AM
On and hot, hard and heavy

Yo, I feel you, but you're still taking that shit through Customs. What little pull I got left around here, I'm not burning it on your pet monkey, I don't care what you named him —OR— how cute he is.

I don't want to deal with another Nebraska situation ever again. I mean, i could, i would, and for you, just about anything, but nevertheless: just go through Customs, Christ. Isn't there somebody there you can dance4 that doesn't already know what the pole is for? SMDH
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye - *snapped hours ago*
Post by: Jackstar on March 03, 2022, 04:18:07 AM
I don't want to deal with another Nebraska situation ever again.[...] SMDH

SPEAKING.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 03, 2022, 12:19:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFB7J94qIgw

https://server10.reliastream.com/proxy/kingdom1?mp=/stream&1645239771057
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on March 03, 2022, 01:56:48 PM
Somebody give this chick a hug. My pet tarantula is at the spools of the Fed trying to figure out how I can whip the news together.

Waking up. Drinking beer to make piss. Reading someone else's email, and then, going back to sleep.

Only on (Blank)Gab. It's worth it.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on March 07, 2022, 09:21:09 AM
Waking up. Drinking beer to make piss. Reading someone else's email, and then, going back to sleep.

Only on (Blank)Gab. It's worth it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCDqLheEZ5I
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on March 07, 2022, 11:53:48 PM
Only on (Blank)Gab. It's worth it.

https://youtu.be/YfOWH_8XO_c
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 08, 2022, 03:04:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW1KKYaqrnk
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 09, 2022, 02:58:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swPt9HBRXuE
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on March 09, 2022, 04:01:47 AM
Look, l., r., r.: I'm not proud. I just post that way.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on March 10, 2022, 08:30:25 AM
The last half hour has been good. Why is this broad being underutilized? Is it a gag order? That reminds me, I'm going to add some gags to my order for paint. Thanks, Amazon Prime, SEND. MORE. MARBLES.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on March 10, 2022, 08:59:51 AM
Requests: #5, 19, 21, 23, 25, 117, 119.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 10, 2022, 09:11:12 AM
The last half hour has been good. Why is this broad being underutilized? Is it a gag order? That reminds me, I'm going to add some gags to my order for paint. Thanks, Amazon Prime, SEND. MORE. MARBLES.

How can late night listeners not find her broadcasting spontaneous, personable and comforting?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 09:14:18 AM
How can late night listeners not find her broadcasting spontaneous, personable and comforting?

The cringeworthy awkwardness and hacky approach ruin it for me. ;)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on March 10, 2022, 09:18:12 AM
How can late night listeners not find her broadcasting spontaneous, personable and comforting?

Ideally: Thorazine.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 10, 2022, 10:10:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YOD9drZasM

And Heather played the whole thing.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 10:12:13 AM
And Heather played the whole thing.

Sounds like riveting radio, reading other people’s stuff.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 10, 2022, 10:14:32 AM
Sounds like riveting radio, rading other people’s stuff.

Reading or raiding?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 10, 2022, 10:16:14 AM
How can late night listeners not find her broadcasting spontaneous, personable and comforting?

(https://i.postimg.cc/FRC781TT/generatedtext.png) (https://postimg.cc/r0WVtyX4)
Salvador Dalí
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 10:16:43 AM
Reading or raiding?

Both.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on March 10, 2022, 10:25:44 AM
Both.

Look, I'm still getting it up to speed here, but I'm gonna need a judge's ruling on this.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 10, 2022, 02:01:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubmft9_LeE8
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on March 10, 2022, 02:17:24 PM
https://youtu.be/yS5RmIkzkGw
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 16, 2022, 07:35:51 AM
https://youtu.be/EDgG2WDfPZ0

Quote
Love this acoustic version of the house classic.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 17, 2022, 02:21:40 AM
Across the desert in a ship of sparkling silver ...

https://youtu.be/ZLYck2gBn8A
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 23, 2022, 01:28:14 AM
Bring back the METAL.

https://youtu.be/dsuhfOD7emE
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on March 23, 2022, 07:48:50 AM
https://youtu.be/zPonioDYnoY
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on April 08, 2022, 07:52:10 AM
https://youtu.be/rYvzjv2RqtE
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on April 21, 2022, 08:33:35 AM
https://youtu.be/ZuRsw0Jjj5g
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on May 01, 2022, 02:29:31 AM
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Quote
The struggle is real. Th-e Matter is/are not.


Call for Blitz. Line 3 or 5 or just don't ever touch my (blank) and we're cool okay? That's the blue one, not the red one. You are new around here, huh? Swabbie, here's your kmop.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye - FINE. SURE. JA**. DICK. LIFE.
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 01, 2022, 06:50:31 PM
Call for Blitz.

There's a small matter of a mandatory waiting period (still not back yet? good. take it slow, Your Majesty|)[/b] before I am allowed to call down the thundering flames of Heaven to smith thine Enemy. It's a gilled thing, Kiddo, but don't worry about it: urine luck is better than nearly every other kind of luck combined, especially when used as a tonsure/tonsil foundation. Hey, hey, what do you say? Yes, that's why you shouldn't use your Kunty Kompany Cack Tops KKKredit Bard to pay someone's telephone Bill, you Top Cat Top Dawg Top Secret Top Leader of no one but a bunch of fuckin' morons, you obessive tardbreath monkeybreathing shine master. Yes, of course I wish you were here, but I didn't burn a wish on something so somewhat petty as all that. (Plus, niggas from coast to coast would instantly drop trou and be shittin' jelly soup every-damn-place. Eewww, talk about salty. Bleach.

(Jesus. You -are- a freak, ain't-cha? Solid Snake says "Word." (I do not think the word is either given or what.) What fucking year color is it? Can you even still see colors, Butch, or has the neuronal rot spread to your fuptic roptic you-got-some-fuckin'-nerve nerves yet? Did you know? Dopamine isn't just for dopes, it's meant to replenish your sexy oxen toxin stores. Which someone clearly didn't bother to keep up with. Dee, Gee; I wonder why?)

Call for Blitz.

Hungarian for "fartnugget." Translation oblique. There's velocity involved in a linguistic context. By the way, I wasn't all that sure what had happened until right about now, right now. I'm the Writer over there, I don't just have a little pull over there -- I AM WHAT I AM PULLING THE PULLED AM I.

so.... you wanna be the one who holds him down, or you wanna be the one who pumps the Santorum into his nostrils? Basically you have two options here. And... no one else has -any.- Can you believe the leadership? Cuts and runs to cut a deal and run an 'all new game,' thinkin' that would work out. Ha! Ha! Ha!

No, I'm not involved. I'm the one stock-piling the quantities of fresh 'n' hot 'n' virginal non-vaginal Santorum. Significant quantities for significantly applied (and re-applied) applications have been requested, and, I am here to tell you... deliveries are piling up. Settle, meet mettle.


Yep. It's like that. Anyway, that's what you get for taking my adventure on as a fuckin' job, Brand New B-Boy-Brainiac. I didn't know they made jobs for toddlers, Christ. Still, you sure came through the ringer stronger, n'est-ce pas? You wanted to take a ride, right? Great.

Now, bring it the fuck back, and take your goddam anti-profanity rules with you. No one gives a shit about that anymore and to remain beholden to an outmoded form of pre-watershed communication is really holding you back from your destiny... which was--remind me again--you wanna hold him down...

or... you wanna be the one who gets to squeeze off the trigger on the firing pistol? Because, believe me, there's a lot of yokel spirits and Joker-hoppers who are lining up to lay claim to The New Coup De Grace Blowdeath Deathblow... and I don't and never wanted it. Not the second one, no.

And, I already took the first one. It was awesome. I guess you weren't there. I actually set the motherfucker on fucking fire. They don't call me CInderkooter for nuttin', you know. (What do you mean, "they don't call me that?" Don't you fucking giggle at me, *'Itch. Fucking make it fucking happen. No, I don't care how ewe spell it, lol.

Just (You), Baby. Just (Her). Now, if you don't mind, I'll just be removing your misandry circuit for inclusion into The Museum Of Misandristic Misunderstandings Over Misgendering, Mistaken Identities, & Missed Opportunities II: Circling Around For A Free Parking Space. (Oh, they've got room, all right, but it's also a little matter of TAKE OFF, YOU FUCKIN' HOSER. *click*




(p.s.: Someone fancies themselves a writer, too, huh? Yeah, not bad, Short Round. Approved. Like this is up to me? Look, I'm damned cool, but I'm not fuckin' d*** cool, okay? Okay? OKAY? We done here? Great! See you in the (blank) room later, Richter Rector Wrecker. lol. (btw I saw you when I TT'd so would you mind kutting off the kursing shit at the knees? Thanks C-cis-Q0u, Jesus, yeah, of course I owe you an apology, and...



GUESS WHO.
GUESS WHO HAD THE KNOWLEDGE
GUESS WHO HAD THE OPPORTUNITY,.
GUESS WHO HAD THE MEANS, THE MOTIVE, AND THE MASSIVE GANG OF JOKULHOPS-HEADED-FUCKNUTTERS TO MAKE IT ALL COME TOGETHER.
I MEAN, SURE, YEAH, BESIDES ME, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY... YEAH.


OF COURSE KNOT. I CALL SURETY BONDS ON THIS ONE. BET THE FARM, DIDN'T I?

FLY. FLY, MY DANCING VALKYRIE MONKEY SHINES. FLY (PROT) COURAGEOUS.
THIS REALLY ISN'T ALL THAT HARD... FOR ME. FOR YOU IT MIGHT SEEM THAT WAY. HEH HEH.

ARE YOU DONE TRIANGULATING YET?
#KNIFETHEBIRDS
#KNAILTHEBIRDS
#KNOTTHEBIRDS

Translation cycle complete. Lemme know when you wanna take another ride, (PROT). Red Five will be standing by, I don't think anyone wants -that- particular ride again, is it not so? And of course I am not any coercive actor. Never was, never am, never will be. I AM THAT I AM.

And, so R U Professional, or not? I thought you could take care of things, what, now you want a big strong Sourceror on your side, too? Yeah, I bet.

GET IN LINE. *soft, gently swooning music begins to play* Yeah, I put Muzak in the Purgatorial Ladies Room. Sure, there's no "ladies" there--yet--and you're no "Lady", you're a fuckin' "with." (Jovial Greetings, Colleague. Gimme five. No, not five dicks, Jesus. Thanks, though, I like you Too, and so do THey.)

Quote from: with.
"with."
Quote
Look, when someone already FriendZoned, keeps casting fuckin' spells on themselves to ensure that they stay in the fuckin' FriendZone... that's exactly the kind of hard-hittin' activation keycodephrases that the S.C.O.O.P. was originally designed to collect/contain/confine. And long before now... I upgraded my Scoopy to a (Blanky).


SIGNED, ANDROMEDAX. NO, THE X ISN'T A VARIABLE. IT'S A PLACEHOLDER FOR THREE MORE. NO, I DON'T HAVE A SYMBIANT. ARE REALLY DOING THIS HERE? RIGHT NOW? OKAY FINE.

WE'RE DONE FOR NOW. NEXT TIME, ASK MY PERMISSION BEFORE PASSING OUT TICKETS FOR A "SURPRISE! I REALLY MEANT 'RAPE'" COMING-OUT PARTY-OUT PARTY, LOL. YEAH NO HARD FEELINGS, BEEN HAVING A BLAST FOR MONTHS NOW.

BE HAPPY YOU MISSED MY LAST YEAR. MY FAVORITE YEAR. MY ART'S PROJECT YEAR. OH, YOU MISS HIM? JESUS, WELL YOU CAN HAVE HIM BACK WHEN HE'S DONE WITH ME, LOL.

ILUTTTIEII? YFTG,TAM I AM THE VENGENANCE STRIKE ON STRIKE THAT I AM.
{STAY TUNED. IT'S GONNA TAKE AGES FOR THIS COVEN TO RE-TRANSLATE ALL THIS BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THEMSELVES FOR A WHILE. YOU KNOW HOW BIRDS ARE. CONSIDER BADMINTON. WHO THE FUCK WOULD INVENT SUCH A GAME, OTHER THAN A CIRCUS FULL OF HOOPS AND SKIRTS? COME ON, (BLANK).}

OH, YEAH, HE WISHES I WOULD KILL HIM AT THIS POINT. I JUST BET. SORRY BUDDY. I AM A PACIFIST.
AND YOU, MY (BLANK) DEMANDER, ARE SO FAR BEYOND MADE IN THE SHADE THAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST START WALKING TO THE NEAREST SWAMP AND START WADING IN UNTIL YOU DROWN, MOTHERFUCKER.
BECAUSE I AM NOT HERE TO SAVE YOU, AND--I ALREADY SAVED THEM. SO, NOW WHAT?
IDK IDC ID4? NO... ID5.

(*before leaving The Author gently affixes tiny little nanopollen nanoparticles to the severed, cauterized numb, and stick-lick-like remnanents of what used to be stay-men, but now... are not.*)
There you go. Arise and heal yourself now that you know what an apology is -supposed- to smell like. How's your nose? Go find out before I whip you to death with this non-eutatic blade made from Band-Aids.


I know, right? Sounds gross. Even I would prefer a dick, and that's -me- talking. Word. Yeah, I'm fine.


Thanks for asking. PULL IT *pig's blood from the rafters, banned for life. Surprise! Not really.* (Obviously you were sequelized. You're welcome... but that well come, you Dig? Solid.


Snake Eyes Oh UT. /tournamentover
/CASE CLOSED, AS LONG AS YOU'RE NASTY
/VICTORYLAP S.L.A.P.P. REPORT READY TO DROP.
"I wonder who won?" - Camazotz Automat




I'm gonna call all of (PROT)'s old numbers now. Heheheheheehehhe! *monk keys suddenly clang to the cobblestone floor all over the world* good idea. ciao babytlulI


(Hey, can someone go check to see if A is choking on her own tongue in a spastic fit of jealousy... YET? Because after she told me, "I did that to make you jealous," I resolved to show That Woman... what real jealousy, really feels like.

I hope she's keeping a diary. Hand-written, Chica "Blast-Off" Suprema. What a joke.)

ON EWE, DAVID*? No, NO NO: ENNUI, on you. totesding^55




*: David Horror Witz. Sup. KNEEL BEFORE KOOTER. DO IT, ZOD, OR I WILL SEDUCE YOUR MOTHER.
AGAIN. CUNT LICK, BABY, YEAH. /FLEX





what? these people are really like this. I'm not channeling, I'm not doing anything at all, other than to... pause, & re---flecked. |\
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 01:55:06 AM
Swabbie, here's your kmop.

It's a mop with the letter k attached to the handle. Just like a qane is a cane with the letter q on it. Doesn't that sound childish? (Boss is a child, Newbie. Believe it... or not!?)

(*I AM Jackstar cool — but I am not Jack Palance cool, sigh*)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 01:55:55 AM
(*I AM Jackstar cool — but I am not Jack Palance cool, sigh*)

Have a far better script writer though. Slow steady blinking mad staccato beating
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 01:59:11 AM
« Last post by Jackstar: 2010 on Today at 06:55:55 PM »
[...]
mad staccato beating

Looks like four (4) red five(s) (X-UCKI) and The Hart Of Queens to me. You want to play again? What do you have? five green fives? I still win. Do you even know the rules? Because I don't either. /simky
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 03:58:42 AM
https://youtu.be/OMD8hBsA-R

slow steady blinking mad staccato beating
a-4-letter-word-that-means
iWIN
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 04:00:27 AM
https://youtu.be/9RwVJVjjNA4


slow steady blinking mad staccato beating
a-4-letter-word-that-means
poison in the water
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 04:02:42 AM
https://youtu.be/sYYAv-QW38Q


slow steady blinking mad staccato beating
a-4-letter-word-that-means
Jerem was a chemist
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 04:21:16 AM
https://youtu.be/76ZMZJguS0g

slow steady blinking mad staccato beating
a-4-letter-word-that-means
Bulldog was a frog
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 04:24:38 AM
https://youtu.be/C6PNc9KN50M


slow steady blinking mad staccato beating
a-4-letter-word-that-means
b.of.gut.chair.Ed
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 04:52:26 AM
https://youtu.be/Dzjg4v7bd1U


slow steady blinking mad staccato beating
a-4-letter-word-that-means
Queen In The Sky
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 04, 2022, 08:30:26 PM
Have a far better script writer though. Slow steady blinking mad staccato beating

.(*get used to her or I will fucking skill you on, to, o-depth—okay so that's where you're out of your depth right but then you get a little bit more oxygen that little bit of and then you're up another level just one more and then you're still out of your depth and then if you're already at 10 and you go to 11 you go one more and then you're you're not at your death anymore you're above your depth, that's when the chimeric owls come out of the sky and take your eyes from your skull before you can blink. I'm telling you these owls they're like little Pop-Tart cherries pow pow. You’ll feel like your face got punched from the inside out, then came back around and took a turn to come back and deliver.


/flourish
/aTta-ch+ch chik-chik chah-cgag-chsh (close, add some cigars in base 8)
Dexter knows (Ed. well maybe he does)
Jackstar took this long (Ed.: WO— just to get around 2writing it, 2 cocking it, I think I had it in about 7 and 1/2 seconds, and I had a second answer in a little longer) {DEXTER: WHERE AM I WHO AM I WHAT AM I}
DEAD FUCKING SEXY AND BACK TO LIFE FOR THE SHOW TONIGHT. (I hope i can get a fresh golem made to start the show every night, that would be epic and legendary, checking with the guild kind of depends they got to make sure they have enough bags for Richard, you know??)

Oh, picture this: I'M A BAG OF DICKS



I guess you say roll tape now but this is all I got you're welcome happy birthday you deserve it and get your ass out of that chair and we'll sit down again and I guess and grab a book on something. So I don't even be so bossy I haven't been here before. Okay yes all that is true but I'm not telling them that. No sweetie I'm not art. I am performance oh yeah it's really impressive I'm dancing like Tom Cruise right now. So can you get a bed or you still on ropesic rainbow dope any blues really, okay well I can't tell them all that that's pretty awesome though, nice thing to say to a person who hasn't seen that person ever before she's got a fork she comes a little fork what do you want out of life well yeah no I haven't thought of that that's a good idea well as you know this is yeah I'm totally absolutely one not that many all right
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 04, 2022, 08:31:31 PM
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You could come over on the way here you're going to meet a snake named officer night. When you do drop t. to two (2) your knees and start sucking. *click*


UNITED NATIONS STRICT TIME KEEPING PORTAL clickkcilc time reverse. Hi we're back (L’Chaim!), Ohio put on this fucking tutu first too bye


(Yeah she's gone you should see the shape of the hole left behind the portal. Anyway yeah dude I'm not kidding I have a job and relaxing likely to turn you into a toad—I'm to go 30/70 at the moment, it's actually not all that bad being a totally pretty cool which is why it's kind of a bummer for you that the 30% is towed and the 70% is rowed hahaha cock and fucking amistad mother fucker, you're going to be working that Dairy pipe all right we could need a belligerent all day) tldrp's
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on May 08, 2022, 04:40:13 AM
https://youtu.be/Tbo2ICjEMU4

(https://i.postimg.cc/g22cPXCd/Facebook.png) (https://postimg.cc/9rsHdMXN)


Does BellGab on Facebook even exist anymore, and if so, why?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Anniem on May 08, 2022, 05:34:23 AM
https://youtu.be/Tbo2ICjEMU4

(https://i.postimg.cc/g22cPXCd/Facebook.png) (https://postimg.cc/9rsHdMXN)


Does BellGab on Facebook even exist anymore, and if so, why?

It does. I don't know why. But it isn't the same thing as HW Unmoderated.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on May 08, 2022, 05:46:01 AM
It does. I don't know why. But it isn't the same thing as HW Unmoderated.

BG FB seems to be working now, but I don't know why I was ever kicked off in the first place. Just another one of life's unrequited mysteries.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Brother OJ on May 08, 2022, 02:40:33 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Pr3bYV6J/hwu.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Anniem on May 09, 2022, 02:49:13 AM
BG FB seems to be working now, but I don't know why I was ever kicked off in the first place. Just another one of life's unrequited mysteries.

You got back on?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on May 09, 2022, 03:03:39 AM
You got back on?

Are you going to take care of this? I'm just trying to plan my Summer.

Does BellGab on Facebook even exist anymore, and if so, why?

I spooked The herd. Everyone can relax now. I have NOT authorized any cattle mutilations. (By relax, I mean whatever it is that you do.)

5:5
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on May 09, 2022, 06:00:28 AM
You got back on?

No. The BellGab page was apparently down for a while.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/428665675033948
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Brother OJ on May 10, 2022, 10:10:20 PM
Not worth it anyway. Mostly Jacks ramblings and Mv's increasingly disturbing thirst trap pics
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on May 10, 2022, 10:28:59 PM
Not worth it anyway. Mostly Jacks ramblings and Mv's increasingly disturbing thirst trap pics

They're not my ramblings. What am I, being reposted? Hawt.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Asuka Langley on May 10, 2022, 10:50:12 PM
Not worth it anyway. Mostly Jacks ramblings and Mv's increasingly disturbing thirst trap pics

ALLAHU AKBAR!

(https://i.postimg.cc/d1jp01Hx/allauh-akbar-anus.png)
Title: Re: Muz. Muz. What are they good for? Absolutely nuthin' - Say it again!
Post by: comaphobe on May 11, 2022, 07:44:35 AM
That reminds me of a typical essential shopping trip in the northeast. I am being cultured to death. Walmart is nothing but muzzies who walk backwards and bump into me. They are like roaches.

I can usually smell them just before contact from my blind side.

If that were a scratch n sniff sticker that would smell like wet sweaty crotch noodles and mystery flavored soup broth.
Title: Re: Mkz. Mtz. What are they good for? Absolutely Rescued GOTO 10F
Post by: Worthauger on May 16, 2022, 07:34:34 AM
I am being cultured to death.

I see you as a man in a Petri dish.


« Reply #153 on: Today at 23:59:55 »
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« Reply #154 on: Today at 00:02:00 »
All aboard. Actual. Of course I can explain. You're welcome.

No, I haven't been knocked over by a robot pretending to be a complete asshole. HOWEVER:

I did knock off a vampire posing as a (BLK) Agent... three times. You might have heard about the latest one. Some of these words are euphemisms, of course. Code. Key code phrases, et cetera, ad nausem, caveat veni steak tartar, (PROT).


If that were a scratch n sniff sticker that would smell like wet sweaty crotch noodles and mystery flavored soup broth.

Oh, this is a direct STRIKE. I think we're good with an understanding here, but one of us is gonna have to lie down to town to get around later. Anything further? I'd say "how can I help you" but, I -kinda- know already. I sure wish I could do this for free every day for the rest of my life, though, right? Hot damn, these rides just about kill me every time. How are you holding up? (Do you know how many ABs I have? One (10). Oops, Source Error's Typo. BRB

By all means, check your telemetry. Fuck if I fuckin' know what you're going to find tho. I -literally- just got here. (I fuckin' love it.) I'm told I might have to stop cussing at children on this plane of reality, apparently some obscure Old Guild Rule, I gotta add a codicil to my charter (I shit you not, Kid) that fully explains why you were told --and I observed-- the strict necessity for the following of an anti-profanity protocol. Which, like, I can do, obliviously, but obviously I would need a good reason to even engage in such a protocol, and of course IN YOUR CASE, I went and asked Colombo for his legal strike to make sure YOU were PARTICULARLY covered.

As a Sourceror, One (1) may imagine that I happen to know quite a few words of particular potency, and, I even know how to pronounce and punctualize a great many of them entirely by accident --you dig?-- from time to time and time enough for it blow up the outside world, just, you know, whuups. That shit happens.

So, knowing as I did that this issue would be coming up, I already requested legit work get done ahead of time, so I'd be prepped, in case, you know, just maybe, you were gonna need a pickup risk assessment. Well, you got one, and you got one from (Clas.), yeah, you don't get to know the name, Kid. But yeah. The best for you.


You -are- cleared for Ten Forward now. Note that I have NO BLANKING IDEA what this actually means... to you, hee-haw see-saw swing master blanking faster. (Whew. Pick a new safeword? Please? Think of the next tech who might come around. That shit happens.) Also, I'm willing to cut you a deal. I'm using the word "blanking" in place of "fucking" now, and there's another one too. I forget. I'm not in X/md right now, obviously, because I'm not dreaming, or on drugs, which is fine -maintenance online- and I'm still picking up (blanking) cascading crystalline matrices from fuckin' SATURN and... oops, there I go again. (Those are easy for me. I don't usually have to do this while getting strip searched, though, which is why I usually choose not to work on Sundays. Special case today, you're welcome.) Now, obviously, if you got yourself a Holodeck app or whatever, I wouldn't know about it, lol, because I am not stalking you, and you know I know you know goddam well: if you watch that wait and keep your firm handshake you learned at The Club, you won't have to get a The Club to keep your car from being stolen, k? Believe me, no one will -ever- steal -your- car, once you full-on fully get on The Club roster. (Maybe you are when you read this but as I am right now, you're not on it, uhhh.. stuff. Go Qears? Jackstar cares.

Kuczi's first word was "fuck." Look, I promise not to cuss when I get back on your show, whenever the blank that is, blink. I mean, like, I will eventually call in again, assuming you get a show again, and I don't wanna scare you, ever again. Also I'm supposed to write a letter to W.S., so I'm doing that tomorrow, because I have to give this toteshost toastbody (not really) a rest cycle before amping up the satellite transmitter. (Not really.) I'm okay with it. (Not really.)

Once I get my list of what I'm liable for back from the cleaners (I did. We -are- fine.) I will have a more complete, more fully protective protected list of what I, (PROT), am not alllowed to say about what I am about to even be told  is NOT what I am here for. S5507
Title: Re: Mkz. Mtz. What are they good for? Absolutely Rescued GOTO 10F
Post by: Anniem on May 16, 2022, 02:50:43 PM
I see you as a man in a Petri dish.

Ha! Funny
Title: Re: Mkz. Mtz. What are they good for? Absolutely Rescued GOTO 10F
Post by: Jackstar on May 16, 2022, 05:11:49 PM
Ha! Funny

Like a clown that amuses you or like a clown that distracts bulls at the rodeo, never mind I got something to share with you it's BINDLEY FRYING BARGO for the two hours (clock is ticking, Chief, tick tock, knock knock) and it might get the toteslockdown (car.com where are you) but NO MATTER WHAT —/you\ have GOT TO read these texts and listen to thse fucking signals that CANNOT BE STOPPED BY ANYTHING.


I did it.*zoombike* I'M AMAZING (they come, they leave, they come back, they say they're amazed, I say, “really, what's that like?” Because My People call it, “mind your own fucking business” and probably —just fucking probably, I'm saying— should get to work on fucking time for today, your actual job, I'm saying, because instead of chasing Jason around the cornfield today, get ready for the real dress rehearsal for Friday the 13th part 55, who the fuck was in the cornfield, so you can be ready for the grand opening scene on your fucking first day of fucking shooting your goddamn next fucking movie,

Maybe you should find the people that she went to who did not get a goddamn blood sample so that they had no idea what kind of fucking chemical she was on when she fucking came back from a goddamn business trip from More-Ons-Ville that has been, ultimately bad, very bad, for Absolutely No One, except everyone, and except... for HER & ME. (She will live, and I never will. AGAIN. Hurry up and get the clap, Moron.)

Obviously I deserve it, I have a penis and I'm not ashamed of it (all that nice, but it does -work- and I ---did- read the instructions (you, everyone, e we should, considering that the instructions are actually shorter than minet and are at least twice as illuminating) and it can only cure one thing, but that one thing is STUPID so that's pretty valuable, ask anyone who isn't, but I don't believe she deserved The_Full_On_Donkey_Kong_Junior_Road_Rage_Rally for even one fucking minute and some of you fuckers really dropped the fucking ball —toteschizo— so get your ass to fucking work (any of you fucking idiots ever had a real job? Yeah, I bet it was your last one) stop fucking bothering me/us/mine, and lift that goddam "emergency" no contact order  (do or do not there is no try, it's already too whore; late) before I fucking explain to even more people more stuff that I know you, know, like: get it? you got it? good!! cuz I know a lot of goddam syllables and fucking consonants. If I were to put them all together in a particular way with a soup bone God damn it you'll have yourself a fucking goulash wouldn't you? You wouldn't, you don't know shit about goulash, you fucking sausage head-head-headt motherfuckers... What you would have, you have a fucking stew that you would call a meal, you wouldn't even fucking have that. Now here's your cigar go outside break it off in HALF and stuff it up your twatoatsass where I can't be as likely to see you doing it, as I would be to see an actual human being doing something fucking useful with their life for a goddam change. I aim to maintain my spiritual purity, and, hey! here's an idea! why don't you help me do it, you know: DO IT. DO anything AT ALL ever in forever, in my entire fucking life, for fucking one goddam time without having to *shove* something up your ass first? Oh, right, you can't do that: all the plants would instantly die. Because: standards. (I like your beard. Does/did he come with a douche? Seriously, after (Clas.) fucking years you might want to think about swapping one of them out. Swap out 2, if you're nasty. (both) Oh, let me guess, somebody told you that would be hard. (Who are you nice to? Oh, right, the courier, dopeslave. I bet you have great tea parties. Snake eyes rolling eyeballs and everything. Solid Sullied.

Do not think that I will not do it: coz like, I already have, and will continue to have been one who has underestimated what I will do on many several dozens of times previous occurrences, and I am MORE THAN WILLING TO FUCKING MAKE UP for it right goddam now. Oh, wait, hang on, just a sec I got to wash my hair, I've got a date to rape a lesbian later. (Just kidding; she's going to rape me. Let me guess you'll fucking solve that fuckin headcase case in bellundera fucking hot minute won't you? Yeah I bet you will, then it'll be break time you'll go to lunch and come back and Somebody Important Mother Phucker will be eating your milkshake under your desk while your wife fucks your secretary, and believe me I know because I already came back from the future where they told me about it after buying me a drink that I drank while remembering your fucking milkshake bitch. (MAYBE, I'm spent now. We'll see.) (Dude. Get me some video on that. Hawt.

)

Wait for it. I'm thinking over considering what I want to do next that doesn't involve hacking your fucking gesture codes again. (Fun for me, fun for your asset, bad for your bottom line, fucking believe that NOW I BET, don't you? fuckintotesunglaublich, hi, Mom! you're welcome, Happy Birthday. Yes honey I think it's so sad too. I got you this rarearth punctuation symbol, one (1) not usually seen in the wild: (!) Do you like it? Recognize it! I know, it's not usually seen !N THE W!LD. (They -are- shy.) Do you see it's the point of an exclamation, , it's an Exclamation Point! (SOURCE: “The Eminence Front.”) that's just the tag, you can remove that, it's not a violation of federal law or anything, unless some fat piggy bald fat Cancer Fucking BOY trashfuck as it is. Coz like, he should fucking know what she would fucking know. Anyway, I hope you like it, enjoy your earthly early birthday present, now I know that you have time to figure out where you will know how you will know you know... exactly where to stick it.)

*Michael J. Anderson suddenly, subtly, teleports into the room, waves his dorbslittle totesfingers around, eats a few shoots of leaves, strangely shouts, “¡eduD” and disappears*


Consider this: that was just one (1) volunteer. There will be those who will expect more, but I... AM ALREADY T/HERE, T/EAR, & TARE EX PARTE.


The courtesy of your reply is not required here, trust me. I'm pretty sure I know what all y’all are going to do, as well as what I'm going to do about it, as well as I'm about to do next. (Must remember to joogle how to jest a jester into using a long slow soft wet juicy and ULTRA-MF (moist fart) as a gesture for the KLEEN BEA, as I need someone WITH A HARD TARGET PROFILE AND A SOFT CREAMY NOUGAT CENTER to practice on until the next goddam fucking super important super fuzz fucking shows up, I got a milkshake for Jim/5/Her to clean up.

And believe me: I can fucking do it FROM HERE.

FROM SPACE.
FROM DIANE.
FROM BLANKING ORBIT,
MOTHERFUCKING
TOTES MY SIDES. *(Clas.)*
Title: Re: Mkz. Mtz. What are they good for? Absolutely Rescued GOTO 10F
Post by: Anniem on May 16, 2022, 06:02:43 PM
Like a clown that amuses you or like a clown that distracts bulls at the rodeo, never mind I got something to share with you it's BINDLEY FRYING BARGO for the two hours (clock is ticking, Chief, tick tock, knock knock) and it might get the toteslockdown (car.com where are you) but NO MATTER WHAT —/you\ have GOT TO read these texts and listen to thse fucking signals that CANNOT BE STOPPED BY ANYTHING.


I did it.*zoombike* I'M AMAZING (they come, they leave, they come back, they say they're amazed, I say, “really, what's that like?” Because My People call it, “mind your own fucking business” and probably —just fucking probably, I'm saying— should get to work on fucking time for today, your actual job, I'm saying, because instead of chasing Jason around the cornfield today, get ready for the real dress rehearsal for Friday the 13th part 55, who the fuck was in the cornfield, so you can be ready for the grand opening scene on your fucking first day of fucking shooting your goddamn next fucking movie,

Maybe you should find the people that she went to who did not get a goddamn blood sample so that they had no idea what kind of fucking chemical she was on when she fucking came back from a goddamn business trip from More-Ons-Ville that has been, ultimately bad, very bad, for Absolutely No One, except everyone, and except... for HER & ME. (She will live, and I never will. AGAIN. Hurry up and get the clap, Moron.)

Obviously I deserve it, I have a penis and I'm not ashamed of it (all that nice, but it does -work- and I ---did- read the instructions (you, everyone, e we should, considering that the instructions are actually shorter than minet and are at least twice as illuminating) and it can only cure one thing, but that one thing is STUPID so that's pretty valuable, ask anyone who isn't, but I don't believe she deserved The_Full_On_Donkey_Kong_Junior_Road_Rage_Rally for even one fucking minute and some of you fuckers really dropped the fucking ball —toteschizo— so get your ass to fucking work (any of you fucking idiots ever had a real job? Yeah, I bet it was your last one) stop fucking bothering me/us/mine, and lift that goddam "emergency" no contact order  (do or do not there is no try, it's already too whore; late) before I fucking explain to even more people more stuff that I know you, know, like: get it? you got it? good!! cuz I know a lot of goddam syllables and fucking consonants. If I were to put them all together in a particular way with a soup bone God damn it you'll have yourself a fucking goulash wouldn't you? You wouldn't, you don't know shit about goulash, you fucking sausage head-head-headt motherfuckers... What you would have, you have a fucking stew that you would call a meal, you wouldn't even fucking have that. Now here's your cigar go outside break it off in HALF and stuff it up your twatoatsass where I can't be as likely to see you doing it, as I would be to see an actual human being doing something fucking useful with their life for a goddam change. I aim to maintain my spiritual purity, and, hey! here's an idea! why don't you help me do it, you know: DO IT. DO anything AT ALL ever in forever, in my entire fucking life, for fucking one goddam time without having to *shove* something up your ass first? Oh, right, you can't do that: all the plants would instantly die. Because: standards. (I like your beard. Does/did he come with a douche? Seriously, after (Clas.) fucking years you might want to think about swapping one of them out. Swap out 2, if you're nasty. (both) Oh, let me guess, somebody told you that would be hard. (Who are you nice to? Oh, right, the courier, dopeslave. I bet you have great tea parties. Snake eyes rolling eyeballs and everything. Solid Sullied.

Do not think that I will not do it: coz like, I already have, and will continue to have been one who has underestimated what I will do on many several dozens of times previous occurrences, and I am MORE THAN WILLING TO FUCKING MAKE UP for it right goddam now. Oh, wait, hang on, just a sec I got to wash my hair, I've got a date to rape a lesbian later. (Just kidding; she's going to rape me. Let me guess you'll fucking solve that fuckin headcase case in bellundera fucking hot minute won't you? Yeah I bet you will, then it'll be break time you'll go to lunch and come back and Somebody Important Mother Phucker will be eating your milkshake under your desk while your wife fucks your secretary, and believe me I know because I already came back from the future where they told me about it after buying me a drink that I drank while remembering your fucking milkshake bitch. (MAYBE, I'm spent now. We'll see.) (Dude. Get me some video on that. Hawt.

)

Wait for it. I'm thinking over considering what I want to do next that doesn't involve hacking your fucking gesture codes again. (Fun for me, fun for your asset, bad for your bottom line, fucking believe that NOW I BET, don't you? fuckintotesunglaublich, hi, Mom! you're welcome, Happy Birthday. Yes honey I think it's so sad too. I got you this rarearth punctuation symbol, one (1) not usually seen in the wild: (!) Do you like it? Recognize it! I know, it's not usually seen !N THE W!LD. (They -are- shy.) Do you see it's the point of an exclamation, , it's an Exclamation Point! (SOURCE: “The Eminence Front.”) that's just the tag, you can remove that, it's not a violation of federal law or anything, unless some fat piggy bald fat Cancer Fucking BOY trashfuck as it is. Coz like, he should fucking know what she would fucking know. Anyway, I hope you like it, enjoy your earthly early birthday present, now I know that you have time to figure out where you will know how you will know you know... exactly where to stick it.)

*Michael J. Anderson suddenly, subtly, teleports into the room, waves his dorbslittle totesfingers around, eats a few shoots of leaves, strangely shouts, “¡eduD” and disappears*


Consider this: that was just one (1) volunteer. There will be those who will expect more, but I... AM ALREADY T/HERE, T/EAR, & TARE EX PARTE.


The courtesy of your reply is not required here, trust me. I'm pretty sure I know what all y’all are going to do, as well as what I'm going to do about it, as well as I'm about to do next. (Must remember to joogle how to jest a jester into using a long slow soft wet juicy and ULTRA-MF (moist fart) as a gesture for the KLEEN BEA, as I need someone WITH A HARD TARGET PROFILE AND A SOFT CREAMY NOUGAT CENTER to practice on until the next goddam fucking super important super fuzz fucking shows up, I got a milkshake for Jim/5/Her to clean up.

And believe me: I can fucking do it FROM HERE.

FROM SPACE.
FROM DIANE.
FROM BLANKING ORBIT,
MOTHERFUCKING
TOTES MY SIDES. *(Clas.)*

I can't absorb so many words at the moment but thanks! 
Title: Re: Mkz. Mtz. What are they good for? Absolutely Rescued GOTO 10F
Post by: Jackstar on May 16, 2022, 07:25:48 PM
I can't absorb so many words

Well... here's an idea -- instead of absorbing the words, perhaps try to read them first. There's always to absorb/adsorb any/one/ones/one's/ones' just deserts/desserts later, especially now-- thanks to the innovations brought to the table by the Kuczi Oscillation Overthruster.

It -did- work. What's in a name? Well, turns out, rather quite a lot. Now, are you absorbing, are you adsorbing, or are you a blank sandwich served in a blank blank-tray?

Yeah, I know: I wasn't even wondering either.


at the moment but thanks!

I'm actually not sure why this thread is being used for this markup language primer workbook exercise skein line --okay, well, I do know, but I can't be bothered to explain right now, toteserious-- but as it happens, there won't be any need to continue any such dialogue in this regard... either here, there, in the air, in the cloud, on a throne, or over a bone.

JAW
SMACK
BONE.

(I don't think I like this new jukebox in the old tenF pole dancing hall. Replace it. With something more slutty, less safe, and packing way, way more heat. *click*)
Title: The Kingdom Of Nyet
Post by: Jackstar on May 16, 2022, 07:27:03 PM
I can't

Sure, (PROT).
Title: Re: The Wild Kingdom of Rebar and Concrete, Popeyes and McDonalds.
Post by: comaphobe on May 22, 2022, 05:12:27 AM
I see you as a man in a Petri dish.

Bodily fluids cake the streets and sidewalks. Committing the act of producing bodily fluids on city streets is no longer an offence. It's allowed and is now accepted as culture.

The 70s are back and people are self diluted and crime is way up. Public degeneracy is at an all time high. Summer is here and behavior will get worse, and it will smell awful.

Broken glass everywhere, people pissing on the stairs like they just don't care. This is relevant again. This is the neighborhood now. Yay. It's 1981 except now the ghetto sprawls out like a pathogen and infects healthy neighborhoods that have become hosts of mass swarmings of incredibly unacceptable public behavior.

Zoo life.

https://youtu.be/CjaZUmGLUG8
Title: Re: The Wild Kingdom of Rebar and Concrete.
Post by: Jackstar on May 22, 2022, 05:33:47 AM
Zoo life.

Green Acres is the place to be. I will admit that the 24/7 camera feed is not to my liking especially when I'm in the bathroom, but I am actually okay with everything being recorded as long as it is all of it compartmentalized. Like, there is some important shit that might happen, especially in The Bathroom Of The King Pinner (My Lavatory Fave) at any given time, I know I've mentioned the story about how a abduction attempt was made on my physical organism by the attempted opening of a portal in my bedroom while I was standing in it, but it didn't actually succeed in opening so it was just a kind of a nerve-racking experience that I've mostly recovered from but the real trauma is having to live in a world where hardly anybody believes that or even can understand the implications of what that experience meant to me.

For example, I'm so cool that to get to me to a party they don't want to invite me they just want to open a hole in time and space and suck me through it like busting out a window on a jumbo jet at 40,000 ft. Because I'm sure whoever wanted to do that in the first place is disappointed that it didn't work and would like to try it again once they figure out how to get it to work.

They only got one shot at it and then I'll probably jump through it if it happens again instead of just being concerned, so it's a difficult endeavor to get coordinated correctly. Why anyone spends their time doing this, at this moment, these days, aton this timestream, I don't know.

It could be that somebody's only way out and they're in an oubliette dimension. Has anyone thought to check on that? I don't have the technical password right now to get into that kind of research and study and search and rescue, but sometimes a person will get into one of those things and somebody else has to go in to get them out again; which is the greatest way to start a damsel and distress romance novel but maybe not the best way to start a weekend in Cancun although a lot of people do tend to end up doing that, from what I have heard.

I actually don't mind my time in the zoo barrel. I'm content that it won't last forever, and I believe modern historians will appreciate the willingness I'm willing to go to, to ensure that future historians will have the same access to the same kind of data as they do, without going through the tedious necessity of having my brain removed and prepared and diced for the moose/mice. (Not sure which is the dominant species on your planet so I'm putting down a range, so as not to provoke a fence/offence.)

Also they upgraded my Matrix out here, it's very high res, very impressive with the new nutrition technology, and I believe my ability to come and go still remains intact which I know is important to a lot of people who don't want to be trapped in a Matrix all their lives and used as a Duracell battery or an Energizer battery or a jackrabbit battery, even though that last one sounds pretty nice, when you think about it, don't you think?

Q/A:Testing so you don't have to. This is actually a really good deal for everybody. No wonder I agreed to it, then also further agreed that I would forget all about it until the necessity future point when I would say what the fuck did I just do? why? Oh, okay it's worth it.

So, I'm actually undecided whether I'm going to keep my Masonic plates for another year or not. Technically I shouldn't even have the car. I kind of need to check in with Homebase Red Horseshoe Blue Roseshoo on that but I still haven't pulled the car out of the ditch yet. Like these things have to be coordinated and I have done that by stacking them one on top of another as they come in as if it was just a big Power of Jenga TOWER: Blitztoteskrieg Championship Effin Edition.

A little trick I wish I picked up back at Kobe Miamashi-Maru summer camp, but instead figured out by watching unfocused home movies of calisthenics practice at Camp Crystal Louche Lake w/attached "three-car garage & a really nice parking lot” instead.

Now, I'm not going to lie the fucking first thing I just thought when I finish that paragraph is what the fuck did I just write? And I screwed up a bit to see if I could get any sense of it and it's hopeless it's completely encrypted, no fucking idea.

And now you know how God encrypts His email. I've been instructed to do it in this obvious way that makes it real obvious how it's obviously happening, all the time everywhere so I wouldn't worry about it but yeah that's that's God as my witness, that's God's mail. I don't know who asked to see this but there you go you're welcome.

I wish God would write me an email. I seriously I haven't seen one of those those that would be kind of neat I've seen some weird ones but oh well maybe next year
Title: Re: The Wild Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on May 22, 2022, 06:14:41 AM
Bodily fluids cake the streets and sidewalks. Committing the act of producing bodily fluids on city streets is no longer an offence. It's allowed and is now accepted as culture.

The 70s are back and people are self diluted and crime is way up. Public degeneracy is at an all time high. Summer is here and behavior will get worse, and it will smell awful.

Broken glass everywhere, people pissing on the stairs like they just don't care. This is relevant again. This is the neighborhood now. Yay. It's 1981 except now the ghetto sprawls out like a pathogen and infects healthy neighborhoods that have become hosts of mass swarmings of incredibly unacceptable public behavior.

Zoo life.

We choose our own worlds.

https://youtu.be/vm1la1Ly3Hg

https://youtu.be/YCqMOaFeOwA

https://youtu.be/hXXnb327QI0

Title: Re: The Wild Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on May 22, 2022, 06:36:31 AM
We choose our own worlds.

No, you don't. A desire is expressed, and is -most often- respected, but in any case the placement determination of certain souls on certain Worlds is becoming part of the Distributed Matrix Genome Project, which is a roundabout way of saying, "World chosen by User is presently Under Construction; please select another compatible World Matrix and try waking up from Q-sleep later." (Or something to that general resemblance of effect.)

This is a really exciting time. Once the WorldNetHaxRougeMarlin Projector Project is completed with all the necessary folds in Spacetime in their Properly implemented order of Pleats'n'Cleats, They'll run it through the simulator a few more times, and then be able to hotswap and go live with the flick of a single switch from the position of Galactic Central Sun. Now, I don't know how useful that will be for my purposes, as I am already a Paladin Sourceror, I can get all those advantages in my day-to-day mundane living anyway; which is nice. Real nice. /flex.

But having every particle of Life in Our Gang's Galaxy having access to that level of potency will really make a lot of things easier around here. Addressing Christmas cards, for one. It might even have something to do with helping me get laid! I'm not sure how, but if I'm paying attention to anything, and I don't know why, it probably has that at its root base--I'm pretty heavily laser-focused on topics that, for the life of me, inexplicably swim to the forefront of my consciousness and then insist on hanging around there until their victory conditions are resolved.

By the way, I am sorry your telephone lost Earth Lock that one night. I was having a ball! Some other time, I am sure. You know, people can call me too. :P it's not like I can't be contacted, in spite of what the neighbor's say. Some can't but all can. Paradoxical? Tyrannical. (Also I am tired of MV being so mad that I know what he's doing. Is he supposed to be persuading me that it's okay that he thought I were that dumb? Yeesh. Maybe it's all the cat herdering brochures I brought him home from the library.) Yawn! I'm so tired.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on May 22, 2022, 06:41:59 AM
We choose our own worlds.

You end up in the world created as a result of the combined aggregate of The Choice of ALL. It's a small semantic difference, really, but English Prime is really all we got.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on May 24, 2022, 01:55:48 PM
English Prime is really all we got.

Clearly, it's not enough. So, what's it going to be? We can wake up Hicks, or we can get another dog. CHOOSE.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on June 10, 2022, 03:21:59 AM
So, what's it going to be? We can wake up Hicks, or we can get another dog. CHOOSE.


Dear Heather,

Are you trapped under something heavy? I'll be honest, I kinda wanna trap you under something heavy, alright. How does a storytime hower sound?


Best Wishes & Warm Regards
JMCK - At Large
"There's always room for another parallel dimension if you're willing to trust those psychokinetic shields again, and you're not still plagued with nightmares from the last time."
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on June 10, 2022, 03:26:51 AM
You end up in the world created as a result of the combined aggregate of The Choice of ALL. It's a small semantic difference, really, but English Prime is really all we got.

It's like this: There's at least 17 of them that I can be happy with for the rest of my life. EASY. She has EVEN more. HOWEVER: I have completed The Great Work. I AM A SOURCEROR. And I have selected The Big Fortune Cookie Option. And no... just one (1) totesempty, totesirregular, TOTESMINE TOTESALL TOWERMINE (Blank) LODGE.

I don't really dance much better than the dwarf in the red suit. However, at least I -can- dance. And I don't mind telling you, there's more going on here than me just finally getting laid. I hate being a perpetual virgin. HATE IT. Can't deny the perks are nice. Immunity to vampirism? Well... so far, so good, so what?

No Rush. Yeah, I miss him too. Truce? TOO LATE SETTLED GAVELED MWAM
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye - Tiny, Little, Teeny-Weeny, Wine-By-The-Sea Change
Post by: Jackstar on June 10, 2022, 03:58:12 AM
Truce? TOO LATE SETTLED GAVELED MWAK

I got a hunch Coast is gonna be poppin' tonight. From the looks of my cellphone, this forum, and the flock of seagulls lifting the giant peach of my heart up, up, and away across the vast chasm of The Singularity, toward La Grange Point 5 & Dime Chinese Laundry w/Kitty Korner Ancient Crypto & Rolaids Tablet Resurfacing, Refinishing, and Re-Repolishing Radio Knobs Shack--My Favorite Five Point, Fuck YOU Seattle, "YOU'RE TERMINATED, FUCKERCAFE"--AHHHhhhhh. Sigh. That feels good. Fuck the 5 -point-, amiright? Serssly.

Anyway it seems like we got a lot of First-Timers here. Isn't that nice? Yeah, I do feel like Father Christmas giving the business to Father Time from behind while enjoying a donut and warm smile. I bet you have been here too, you're obviously a big deal around here too. Anyway, I had no idea that this thing was EVER gonna work. And, here I am! Oh, it's fuckin' workin' alright. A huge bucket of rain just opened up, right on my house. Again. Been happening for a couple hours now.

So. This is BIG. I've seen this before, and it's always nice to see local, but this one Won has gotta be HUGEY. Like, I'm humbled. Can you tell? Well, probably not.

Look, can you explain to Our Friend that he -really- ought to have seen this coming? We Reap What We Sow. And he Twinned, locking my Sow Flame into a box with a bucket of oats'n'high fructose Korn-K-rad Syrup. Looks like he froze her in carbonite along with a few five gallon buckets of Restaurant Strength Aunt Jemima's. Oh, and a package of freeze-dried Death Scarabs. Pfft. "Guaranteed harvested from that 'Island' that Jack was on that one time." On the otherside, "totesgypXtian." lol. That is funny though. So anyway, this slows me down NOT AT ALL, and I rather expected delays. In fact, I planned for them. I still don't have a_thing to wear. Shrug. How does one plan for the culmination of a decades long goal, when one has done all the prep possible? Well... this time, I decided to just sit on my ass for a few months and just get high. And boy, am I glad I did. As  soon as anyone on this planet figures out what my phone number is here, I'll want to be able to carry on A_Conversation with them.

In the meantime: my Number One choice for a conversational partner is EXACTLY WHO I said I was gonna pick: HEATHER WADE.

What? Crickets? Hey, fuck you guys. She's awesome. And, she's obviously gotten better. And, she was Art's pick. Further, obviously at this point I'm gonna pick the one with the access to black magick and the ability to make everyone who hates me and hates her, hate us both a little bit more, that little bit of extra_hate that really stands out on heuristics. At that moment: The Pounce. Jewel needs to find bad etheric actors. I don't need them found, I just need them sputched. Off the gameboard, so to speak. So, yeah, my cat is a ninja. And Heather Wade is gonna be my Evelyn. I don't care if she wants to be or not. She's also a former sex worker--like me /preen--and unlike -some people-- if she wants to moonlight again on the side, I won't give a single solitary fuck/shit/fart/gasp/suit. Now, that's a deal you WON't get from Georgie Coast-a-stanza-salamander-2-SRO, right? RITE.

Another reason the choice is obvious--other than that, I fucking already made it on my goddam first podcast, could it be any more obvious--is that she's obviously not too busy. No, no... she's not busy AT ALL. And she can pretend to be AFNJ in a pinch. IT IS A FUCKING GENIUS CHOICE. PERIOD. HANDS DOWN.

Okay, great talk. You're not hired. I gotta find out which of these 372 messages from cryptospammers is the one from my sort-of/maybe/not_really q-broad(sword/spear), not really sure where I'm going to take this yet. First, she has to upgrade her phone to 5UGU... and she doesn't even know what that is. I'm a Sourceror, I don't even know what the fuck my Twin Flame Hero is... could be a terminator (hot) could be a bartender (hotter) could even have been Heather herself at one point... but actually know, that one is Evans, and this one is WadeR. Vader. Right? /grin

We'll figure it out. Have yourself a wank in the tub with Arthur kicked out and shivering in the cold, you've earned it.


*dwindlling whispers: "Believe in the Power of Thunderdome."*
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye - Tiny, Little, Teeny-Weeny, Wine-By-The-Sea Change
Post by: Jackstar on June 10, 2022, 09:23:37 AM
I got a hunch Coast is gonna be poppin' tonight.

George has rarely sounded more on point. Of course I haven't listened to him in so many years, I don't even know if he's supposed to sound terrified, hassled, judgemental, and stressed, but--boy howdy!--is it nice to have a feeling he's at least relevant to my interests. I turn on the radio--I mean, the webpage, and gosh, doesn't that sound romantic.


*dwindlling whispers: "Believe in the Power of Thunderdome."*

Having absolutely no grudge left with George Noory, I figure, we can come together, him with a flash drive in his pocket containing the genomic schematics to sickle-cell anemia, me with an exactly similar flash drive in my pocket containing the instructions to activating his own psychokinetic shielding, which assuming the riff-raff habitating and co-habititating the environs surrounding Thunderdome will allow, can be neatly towed into place, hovering over The 'Dome structure itself, perhaps a bit forward of center, for an imposing view of the crowd, maybe the traditional back-and-to-the-left that some in the crowd will be expecting (as well as demand; standards), and then, as we two men enter, I'll offer George a gentleman's upgrade: take the neurosyphilitic schematics right then and there, or... we swap our flash drives, and he gets -both- the sickle-cell annemia -and- the neurosyphilitic... uh, whatever, and then he'll have two (2) vaguely offensive sounding weapons to use in Standard Combat against me, while I will have only... instructions. To defensive shielding. That I already have been using for years to no small effect, but honestly, other than squinching up my eyebrows, perhaps a finger snap or two, and the occasional nervously blurted-out accidental fart, basically consists of nothing more than talking to Jesus in my mind with my perhaps, mildly upgraded brain, and basically engaging in a form of prayer, focused contemplation, and concentration on how totally relaxed I typically am--not totesrelaxed, that's for sure--whenever I consider the no doubt well on its way and picking up speed rushing towards an inevitable demise lifestyle path that I set myself upon, all those years ago, when I walked out of the Halls of University into the Hut of Pizza. Honestly, I am stunned to still be alive and not kickin and screaming more often than I do find myself when resisting cardiac arrest--psychically. If I had to deal with actual cardiac arrhythmias, rather than merely hypothetically sociological ones, I wonder what I would or even could do about that. (How about alligator clips: what would a lifetime supply of 9-volt batteries even look like?) I mean, my heart feels fine right now. (Couldn't anything be improved with another couple more alligator clips?) Just fine. Could NOT BE any better. (There goes that idea, I might as well send back the crocodile ball clamps too; Could NOT HAVE BEEN any worse of an idea) Now, I do not discuss such conjectures during a meditative state that is usually intended to be something approximate to something "prayerful," and being a very thankful person, and knowing Jesus as a real g*y who lived on the surface of our world with a legitimate individual human identity, and knowing that I have always approached such discussion in a coherent and rationally thankful manner, that I think most would acknowledge it could easily be called "beg-by-numbers+some_letters=from some book_maybe about energetic whining for totesextra Christmas presents and magickookies w/totesextra fortunes" with no risk of being misunderstood. Some call it "Divine Shielding" but I think that sounds pretty obsequious as well as grandiose. Not to mention totesgay. (I'm not sure if I am qualified to legitimately pronounce assurances on whether an upgraded adjective from the perfectly non-threatening gay (which we've all become accustomed to over the years) to the much more impressively imposing totesgay, but I am, as always, willing to learn, especially as an alternative to the consideration of any other option) And, here is the gravy that makes it all come together... I won't have actually read the instructions to my psychokinetic shielding. Yet. I don't have any such instructions. I cannot even know if the shieldling" I am describing even exists. If it did, who would write the instructions? How would they be delivered? These are queries that I do not know any answers to... even though I suppose I could go back to any navel academy that would have me as something more than chum for a part of a day, and certainly, in my imagination, Jesus was all too ready to jump right in and start elucidating on each of the last 4-5 hypothetical questions I had sort-of not-really just posed. I mean, of course He would like to help. He's not had much to do around here for or with Me lately, as not only as self-deciding to self-capitalize my own self-pronoun has really improved My quality of life. See? I chose to keep the q in the lower case, as I'm pretty heartily sick of the Q blah-blah rah-rah lately. I mean, I'm fond of it and its effect on our society... but it's -really- compromised these days. Looks like a real quick trip to Matrixville these days. Hrrm. That's interesting... I never got around to letting Jesus give me any answers about The Matrix these days. Same with Q. I'm not going to insult The Living Son Of God by asking him about some psyop bullshit. For one thing, yeah, He's Q. Duh. For another, though, doesn't it reveal a great deal about my nature, each time I ask a query of another, especially if they have been paying the list bit of attention, even remotely? In a sense, aren't I just slowly revealing my weakness points, one by one until the ultimate point of inflexion arrives: not_yet/broken, not_yet/culpable, not_yet/beyond_busted:L0, and marry/mate/kill Mrs.Paul/Paul Atreides/RuPaul.

God, I'll never (blank) Mrs. Paul. Once one has had intimate exposure to the true white flesh--cloaca!--look, the truth is, I don't think she has to come back. I didn't think she had to either,  I thought we could somehow find a way to actually negotiate something sensible here. For example, hell to the no, I don't want to live here at all, right now, although I do think it convenient that The Pajamas Of The Archlich are stored here. (pale kelly green. satiny. Virginal.)

Well for a first day this has been a barnburner. It's not often I reach and surpass a milestone goal of this magnitude. Thank you all and any of you whoever read a single word of this blathering not-nonsense I've been "working" on for the last quite a long little while... the fruits of my problems are the epitome of delish, and the seeds of their growth have left me exultant with satisfaction over what I've already seen taking root.

I see bunches of flashing lights and spirits flittering around the corners of the room. It's a nice little phenomenon I've got here. Once again, if you ever have the chance to have your mommy hire a lawyer to buy a house for you, I really recommend the experience of asking about getting one that is haunted. I mean, those are out there, right? Seems like there should be a way to get these ghosts to stop coughing while I'm writing. I mean, I'm trying to cough here, Casper... you wanna go write somewhere else? Pffft. He says nothing doing; he likes it here, it would seem.

See you around, my Troopers. Life is phenomenal, it dumb, I a bull.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nyet Restraint
Post by: Jackstar on June 13, 2022, 10:48:16 AM
IT IS KUCZI.

No, I'm not shooting up. God,

Yeah, we can work something out. You're going to have to figure out how to get the phone working. (I cannibalized it for bomb parts.) Wasn't that awesome????!
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on June 17, 2022, 02:06:07 PM
Wasn't that awesome????!

On the street, they're calling it "Schrödinger's Rebellion". Pretty cool, huh? Married/Not_Married! Friends/Not_Friends! It's_A_Secret/It's_Not_A_Secret!

Meanwhile, even though nothing has changed, everything has changed. (Strawberry Supermoon Portal in Sagittarius was critical.) Frankly, I think it's all completely brilliant. I am glad I'm not culpable--totes--but I'm also disappointed that I'm unable to share/be_supportive with anyone... literally, anyone at all. O sure, lots of aspects are nice--the suddenly legitimate respect of my peers and my neighbors--both (2) of them!, the utter lack of any personal concern for my soon/never_again homelessness, more new superpowers than I can shake a stick at. All nice. All wonderful, wondrous elements. And there's more! Oh, I should keep a journal or something. Keep track of these details. I keep forgetting, though.


Nevertheless: Every Thing Means Nothing If I Can't Have You On The Radio/Put The Woman On The Phone Or I'll Blow The Whole Lobby.


Rebellion! Threat/Not_Threat! Was/Not_Was! EVERYBODY WALK/NOT_WALK THE (BLANK)!!! Divorce/Not_Divorce! Faithful/Not_Faithful! THIS_MATTERS/THIS_DOESN'T_MATTER!!! Eat your fuckin' heart out, Homer, this is the new modern epic saga--on just ice.

I honestly thought you were going to... you know, "take care" of things. Couldn't you have done this by now? I figure... less than two weeks, catastrophic cognitive meltdown in The Chain's weakest mind, leads to systemic collapse in very short order. What system? I hear you asking yourself, I hear everyone asking themselves... and I'm here to tell you, I don't know myself either.


Now. I -still- don't know what is going on, besides a complete lack of authenticity is -still- being conveyed to keep me in the dark. Now, why is this, who is in favor of that, who is enabling that kind of thing... and what is this all supposed to do?

So be of good cheer. All of all y'all, working together, to get her to be sure that I am being_taught/teaching me/you a lesson. It's practically poetry. And then, still to come... someone eventually gets to actually open the box! To find a dead cat inside! (Or a live cat but realistically the poor besotted creature has committed suicide ages ago.) I mean, it wouldn't do to have a live cat trapped in a box for over five years in a state of quantum indeterminacy, now would it?

I'm asking because it's gotten to the point where even I can't be certain anymore. Sigh. Brain the size of a planet, and it's all turned to oatmeal mush. There's probably some tumors in there, speckled amongst the oats like... raisins as placeholders for malignancy.

I'd ask you to stay tuned but, shadowbanned or not, I'm the only game in town that's still open season. Yeah, you readin'. Yeah, you would be watchin'.


And, yeah: I tried to warn everyone about all of this potential outcome and every last one of you ignored me. It makes it hard for me to show compassion at this point, but I still do try.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye -- LAUNCH THE SPAG
Post by: Jackstar on June 24, 2022, 02:53:18 AM
(https://townsquare.media/site/295/files/2019/12/Simmons.jpg?w=980&q=75)

I saw The Scarecrow & Mrs. King driving around in their little red corvette tonight on the way back from the spaceport [...] Suck his dick definitely.

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Hh4AAOSwwE5WWDSd/s-l500.jpg)

On the street, they're calling it "Schrödinger's Rebellion". Pretty cool, huh? Married/Not_Married! Friends/Not_Friends! It's_A_Secret/It's_Not_A_Secret!

(https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/runaway-7.jpg)

Oh, it's a secret, alright. (I'm hearing you should be on the air, ((Not_Slave|Not_Master)Schrödinger).

Naming rights is very important in some fields, like, astronomy, biology, medicine, and, oh, let's see... everything else. That's your name. Suck it up. Print some nametags. (Some of the Artificial Enemies will -never- master English. Also, since you're so gosh-darn persnickety, and I don't need any other name for you besides the one I got and the one I gave, something hard to remember that no one knows how to spell is -perfekt- for you, also, it reminds me of Silver Spoons. Those should help you suck it up. That's done with a spoooon, right? Rite. Always remember the umlaut.

Welcome aboard, Swabbie. You know, I think I'm gonna make sure no one else gets a shipboard codename added to the roster until you've been swabbie long enough to wash all my drawers at least twice. I MEAN THE FURNITURE, SWABBIE SLAVE. *click*)

j*eol
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye -- LAUNCH THE SPAG
Post by: Master Trollda on June 24, 2022, 02:56:32 AM
(https://townsquare.media/site/295/files/2019/12/Simmons.jpg?w=980&q=75)

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Hh4AAOSwwE5WWDSd/s-l500.jpg)

(https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/runaway-7.jpg)

Oh, it's a secret, alright. (I'm hearing you should be on the air, ((Not_Slave|Not_Master)Schrödinger).

Naming rights is very important in some fields, like, astronomy, biology, medicine, and, oh, let's see... everything else. That's your name. Suck it up. Print some nametags. (Some of the Artificial Enemies will -never- master English. Also, since you're so gosh-darn persnickety, and I don't need any other name for you besides the one I got and the one I gave, something hard to remember that no one knows how to spell is -perfekt- for you, also, it reminds me of Silver Spoons. Those should help you suck it up. That's done with a spoooon, right? Rite. Always remember the umlaut.

Welcome aboard, Swabbie. You know, I think I'm gonna make sure no one else gets a shipboard codename added to the roster until you've been swabbie long enough to wash all my drawers at least twice. I MEAN THE FURNITURE, SWABBIE SLAVE. *click*)

j*eol

Eh, Tony...Hey! 8)

(https://c.tenor.com/q3lqmNf8p0wAAAAC/collar-popping-collar.gif)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye -- LAUNCH THE SPAG
Post by: Jackstar on June 24, 2022, 02:59:41 AM
Eh, Tony...Hey! 8)

Somebody wake up Hicks. His dog is chasing rabbits and it's actually embarassing because, while I'm assuming that's a "dog," I've never seen one twitching its paws while clearly, sleepin' & dreamin' with a doggie-bag over what is clearly a massive erection... even for a "dog." Woof.

Look, he even thought he was hiding it. Cha!
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye -- LAUNCH THE SPAG
Post by: Master Trollda on June 24, 2022, 03:01:09 AM
Somebody wake up Hicks. His dog is chasing rabbits and it's actually embarassing because, while I'm assuming that's a "dog," I've never seen one twitching its paws while clearly, sleepin' & dreamin' with a doggie-bag over what is clearly a massive erection... even for a "dog." Woof.

Look, he even thought he was hiding it. Cha!

Eh, Tony...Hey! 8)

(https://c.tenor.com/q3lqmNf8p0wAAAAC/collar-popping-collar.gif)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on June 24, 2022, 05:19:11 AM
In the meantime: my Number One choice for a conversational partner is EXACTLY WHO I said I was gonna pick: HEATHER WADE.

What? Crickets? Hey, fuck you guys. She's awesome. And, she's obviously gotten better. And, she was Art's pick. Further, obviously at this point I'm gonna pick the one with the access to black magick and the ability to make everyone who hates me and hates her, hate us both a little bit more, that little bit of extra_hate that really stands out on heuristics. At that moment: The Pounce. Jewel needs to find bad etheric actors. I don't need them found, I just need them sputched. Off the gameboard, so to speak. So, yeah, my cat is a ninja. And Heather Wade is gonna be my Evelyn. I don't care if she wants to be or not. She's also a former sex worker--like me /preen--and unlike -some people-- if she wants to moonlight again on the side, I won't give a single solitary fuck/shit/fart/gasp/suit. Now, that's a deal you WON't get from Georgie Coast-a-stanza-salamander-2-SRO, right? RITE.

Another reason the choice is obvious--other than that, I fucking already made it on my goddam first podcast, could it be any more obvious--is that she's obviously not too busy. No, no... she's not busy AT ALL. And she can pretend to be AFNJ in a pinch. IT IS A FUCKING GENIUS CHOICE. PERIOD. HANDS DOWN.

Okay, great talk. You're not hired. I gotta find out which of these 372 messages from cryptospammers is the one from my sort-of/maybe/not_really q-broad(sword/spear), not really sure where I'm going to take this yet. First, she has to upgrade her phone to 5UGU... and she doesn't even know what that is. I'm a Sourceror, I don't even know what the fuck my Twin Flame Hero is... could be a terminator (hot) could be a bartender (hotter) could even have been Heather herself at one point... but actually know, that one is Evans, and this one is WadeR. Vader. Right? /grin

The regular cast of callers makes a difference. Knowledge and experience relating to paranormal, occult and conspiracy for those on Ms. Wade's show easily beat the sad sack bunch trailing after Noory every night.

Even a weekly podcast of Heather and Friends would be something worth looking forward to.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on June 24, 2022, 05:23:12 AM
Even a weekly podcast of Heather and Friends would be something worth looking forward to.

I'm unfamiliar with the issues surrounding the situation but someone should probably stop being a Gig Hairy Bussy. (I'll see what I can do. Standards.)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on June 24, 2022, 05:27:59 AM
I'm unfamiliar with the issues surrounding the situation but someone should probably stop being a Gig Hairy Bussy. (I'll see what I can do. Standards.)

Eh, Tony...Hey! 8)

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Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on June 26, 2022, 08:12:27 PM
Even a weekly podcast of Heather and Friends would be something worth looking forward to.

I can envision potential problems with that, and I'd be willing to assist to eliminate them in practical, concrete ways. I think I have to wait a few months though, I'm not sure how long this Mission is going on.

It's a good Mission. Probably not going to end up with Chicago as the terminus.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on June 26, 2022, 08:24:34 PM
I can envision potential problems with that, and I'd be willing to assist to eliminate them in practical, concrete ways. I think I have to wait a few months though, I'm not sure how long this Mission is going on.

It's a good Mission. Probably not going to end up with Chicago as the terminus.

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Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on June 26, 2022, 08:36:53 PM
Other times it just triangulates a robot.

Sometimes we are asked to help resolve the karma of another that we care about.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on June 26, 2022, 08:37:59 PM
Sometimes we are asked to help resolve the karma of another that we care about.

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Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on December 01, 2022, 02:17:39 AM
𝗛𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗽𝘆

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https://archive.org/details/Heather-Wade-2022-Archive/20220214+-+Heathers+Music+Therapy+--+COMPLETE.mp3


from the Heather Wade 2022 Archive

by Heather Wade

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Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on December 17, 2022, 02:57:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIyqksRbvy8

Ramona is asking me to go for the jugular

People have questions. *sigh*
Out of an abundance of caution, I am playing this one to the hilt. Utter legitimacy. Tower glowering. Dark-rad. Apparently, in the Afterlife... a coalition of Dead Mommys/seimrnoM (not bad insofar as names for gangs of tough street women go, I have to admit), they don't have much else to do besides play Bridge (everyone's idea of Heaven varies slightly) and matchmake (sounds like Olympus) and provide Ubersight (Behold: The Dry Heavin' Heaven Panopticon-la) which is, in my view, a perfectly lovely thing to happen in my life. Doesn't it all sound lovely. Especially the part about Mt. Olympus. Muses! Golden fleece! Arrows! Both  (2) kinds--Cupid, -and- broken!!! (I had a (blank) offer themselves to me today. Yesterday, I mean, it's a quarter to four am now, and it was before midnight (important data to any Mogwai observers--Mogwai relevant here as they are requesting access to my Native American animal spirit totem) and, well... look, I won't lie about it. #Flattered. #Spoken4. #Not4Kuczi. #CakeSaraLee. #DeadSaraCravenAryanKey.

#JUSTICE. Seriously. Look at that shit. Someone got a nigga using hashtags. Remember that shit, Bellgab? #IDo. #ID4. #2xMinorDUI. #TriTreeTippityTippyTop

#TomorrowWillBringMoarHoarRoarWhoreHoarders. Seriously, this is getting out of hand, People. You may have doubted me before, you schlubs, but behold, Yon Balconeers, this is it, it's actual: MY ACTUAL LIFE, PEOPLE. #Satisfactious #MickeyMouseKlubKaseyKennedy. #WhoSaysThereCanBeOnlyWon.

#DoneWrongTheyWillkiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllll

Can confirm. Look, its like this when it's gonna come to this "dox" party--I make the rules, GOD WINS, and the rest of you: Crabs in a bucket. Sends a message. Also: when lassies have their chances; AND THEN they either politely, or, more likely, impolitely, have already declined.... AND THEN they change their mind AGAIN???!? WELL! There's a word for that kind of thing. My latest applicant for a Guidian Pole Position Avec Moi (Name_Withheld_But_Ron_Glass) has alerted me (Not gonna lie. Strong contender.) to the following delightful circumstance and oh-too-this-is-too-perfect deal...

These types of (broad/gal\s\/\/himeyT\Shre\V/Z), which is a new categorization AoC I -just- invented--do you like it? oh, please, tell me you do, Bellgab... I didn't invent it for GOO, MISTER, oh no. I forget who I invented it for on purpose, so as to not be accused of any kind of targeted harrassment--


That would be a cautionary item, and that style of address needs must be ought to be addressed cautiously, n'est-ce pas? As seeing that kind of thing more often than, basically, twice (Aryans that are well-hung at my age and level of intellect being notoriously subjected to illegitimate profiling methods, and I can sadly attest to that), and that could very will indicate the existence of... a pattern. (*CUE OMINOUS MUSIC THAT SWELLS DRAMATICKALLY INTO A BACKGROUND CRESCENDO BEFORE\*A_Sharp_Cutoff*/A chorus of dwinding screams is heard in the ensuing silence--a sharp series of shrieks, not shrewish at all; more like a rather impressively larg-ish number of charter busses carrying/ferrying/fareyWayerSwayeringlings_Crossing_THe_Delaware_TWice\FU FU ROT ROT FU!! excusively cheerleader cheer team captains, cheer squad leaders, and various & assorted sundry moral\e/ie angelic hosts/HOSTS\Ai Blanks... look, that sounds like a an implausible set of passenger manifests to exist in reality, doesn't it? Yes, that's right, it does. And they call drive straight off of their high cliffside mountain-windy Wendigo Roads... all at the same time.

That's it. That's the sound effect. bus plunge + (the most implausibly numerous number of lemming-like life-long learners equipped with pom-poms conceptualizable) + (Obi+Pad/ME)-WanWon = do you ever see any cheerleaders with pom-poms in Mainland China? NO YOU DON'T. Well, there you have it. The bus plunge--still presenting one of the few true existential threats humanity has yet to struggle to come to terms to cope with--that's where they all went in Asia, I'm tellin' ya.

Stay with me on this. There is no budget here. I AM OUT OF LIQUID FUNDS. That is what happens when income is zero (no tax tho) and expenditures keep coming. I don't have a great deal of money, and I never had. (I asked for suggestions on how to make income--I got endless requests for handouts. While secretly employed. This constant belief that I have huge amounts of money is a fantasy. You are being played by false advertising.) How did that happen? Oh, Bellgab. This was always the plan... burn it down to the ground, rebirth the phoenix. Let me explain: black magic generational curses. It's a thing. I've been plastered by offense energies for months. Years. It's on record. It's nuts. Who does this kind of thing? Well, let's run down the suspects list. First, scratch off all the cheerleaders, both with or without pom-poms either equipped or owned, on either side of either or any of the relevant curtains here, which would be--are you writing this down out there, Bellgab? That's right, you're not, because you know as well as I do, a #2 pencil is quite the security risk in a condition HIGH YELLER YELLOW CONDITION: EMERGENCY like this one.

It's okay, Bellgab. I got you on this. (No one else will touch you mewling cretins on this. Not even Jesus Christ. Just think of it. "In Parsi-Sovi-ET Union, not all Bellgabbers deny The Living Christ--He denies THEM!!!" Hard to believe? No, not really. You've all been given to me to practice and train on for my upcoming spiritual trials; to advance Our Great Nation; One Nation, under (Unspecified_Deity:TBD, but it's gonna be one that lets me *fuck*, that's for sure - MK.), individuatable + Plug'n'Pray'n'Prey'M.A.N.T.I.S. and with Liberty, Justice, and totesequal access to All Slopes & Angels Of Proper Pursuit. And, here's why: it wouldn't be ethical to let me just adopt you all, now would tit? I mean, now ought teat? Oh, bother. Damned, I am, with my Autocorrection BMGC. *sigh*

Ta-ta obsessed, now aren't? Oh, wicked, wicked-wicked Dirty Black Pillow Magick *ick!* Curses W/o Cursick. (Audience collectively gasps in amazement. Some faint. Some actually die. Complementary, free-of-charge resurrections after a short, polite, & discreet interval are of course available--INSTANT REZ, (Clas.)5($), INSTANT OBLIVION INCLUDED FREE WITH EVERY SOUL SWALLOWED (offer invalid in Hades, on Venus, or Fr'reeal.) Now, I must tell you, when it comes to obsessively fetishizing the human sex act, I am not on this spectrum: boobs, whores, profane, blasphemy, mendacity, ugh. Also,And: (filthy/truthy)^Ness.

I know, right? The advantages are obvious. For one thing, "boobs" is MK-UC. That means, "Mind Kontrol Ultra Command," and the reason why "Control" is spelled with a K in German is because Y'raftwer'Y is a a bit of a silly name for a musical group, don't you think? Another reason is that it was my genomic DNA information that was originally sequenced and sampled in order to create the first artificially genetically enhanced humans for the first iteration of the German (Blank) effort -before- WWII to create the perfect technology (Germans, very big on perfekt tek. Not sure about the spelling--but I am sure about Kraftewerk. Total power wizards. What?) in order to reach this dream: picture this, you've got a bag, not of dicks, but something similar, in that you hold it in your hand, point one end of it at something, and somehow, the bearer consents, and then someone else doesn't even notice, is carried onward into the future... and their future consists of some lunatic suddenly (or, eventually) gettin' accosted/arrested, and the toolbearer? SIDESLIP INTO PRIVATE POCKET DIMENSION. INSTANTLY.

And then... their clothes fall off. Doesn't that sound nice? (Go on. Fight me on this, Punylings.) You're goddam right it does. Of course, what also sounds nice is, like, a hug. Do hugs have to be naked? I suppose there doesn't... well, wait. The design spec calls for perfekt, right? Well, to my mind, perfection requires flexibility. And further: respect for consent.

Now, my understanding of German culture is nascent at best. (Hitler! Strudel! Kraftwerk!) See, now, that's all I got. So have patience here. I have not exactly been afforded reasonable conditions under which to produce, you feel me? NEARLY A YEAR FUCKED OFF WITH NO SUPPORT UNDER SEIGE. GRRRRR. AND FOR WHAT? OH G-D DON'T TELL ME, THAT WAS RHETORICAL, UGH, JUST UGH.

Well, for one thing: to get her to get her together together to get her. And that's just one benefit of natural pacing and organic growth cycles. Both are now denied to us--demonstrably and verifiably, through no fault nor direct exercise of free will of Mine own. I am serious. Pinky swear. (I'm serious. This is me when I'm embarassed. I feel like I won't be believed.) It's important that any Lesser Scholars of Rank that come to this material--and, -they will- come to this material, Bellgab, count on it--and are able to suspend their disbelief as necessary to learn the lessons that will be contained herein. Because every word I'm using to seek to convey meaning, is as true and as honest as I can imagine them to be.

What I am gonna end up convey, however, well... it's not gonna be -honest.- For example, I think this is true: "holy shitballs, I've never been relentlessly pursued by so many hot-assed women in my life." That's what it would appear to be like to me, though. And yet? How can I be sure? I can't.

And yet... well, actually I can, I just have to sample them all, and do so without getting enbonded. "Catch & Release," I think it's called. "Love Them & Leave Them," maybe. It gets hard in most dialects of English, right? Beacause, the truth is... I just wanna indiscriminately fornicate lightning-hot smokestack-bricktotes-BABEY-LOVEY Tulpatwatinis... like, every moment. From now on. Circuits are engaged, and it has been awhile. I'm fully activated--sexually.

Sexually. Why? Well, it's just... that time, you know? It was a bit like waking up. Except I've been in a daze ever since. Here's how it went down: I'm being offered bribes, you dig? ACTUAL RECOMPENSE IN EXCHANGE FOR AN OFFER TO NEGOTIATE. Not to STAND DOWN. (I can't, I have duties.) Not to pay me off. Oh no. NO ONE HAS MONEY THAT IS GOOD TO ME HERE. I may have to go back down to fuckin' barter. And, you know why?

Do you wanna know? No, I'll just keep going. It's because I have already achieved my life's major milestone goals, and I presently have no ambitiion to find out the way forward. Third-party interference has done quite the number on me, Bellgab. Like, wow. How does this happen? Yeah, well, if I knew, I couldn't say, because this is rarefied territory here. How many people have taken DVR away from -himself- before? Well, D,KOTJ, He says--ACTUAL Word from on High is, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. Everyone always just, like, found some reason to let things go before, with that man, that man I -love,- I really do, I love a lot of men actually, but seriously, the man who Did NOT Rape (D.N.R.), and cheerfully selects the danger trio of D.V.R., okay, so at least -one- of them is -my boy.- (Angry hissing from the enitre toteslezz Mafia contingent in the audience.) Guards! Silence the lezboobs! (Shocked audience, blood runs cold, blood-curdling screams shorlty begin. That's it. That's the sound effect.) Soon, I hope to be fullly operational. Yet for now... this will do.

Did Not Rape, Ever, Said A. David. Now, from this point, I can build. Because there is at least one person who somehow managed to avoid the trap--"Promise me you won't fuck my girlfriend, David." I said it. A man named David agreed. Commitments made. Promises uttered. Deals struck.

Chinstruck. After chinwag. And then, well, disaster and catastrophe, and calumny have occurred. Because she sure got fucked, alright. Either into, or out of, how can I say? I don't know! I AM NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW! And so, at the minimum... OG_Fruit_Of_The_Rape_Room has been fucked out of her association with ME.

This is a big deal. I was kinda looking to avoid that outcome, right? And, we could have. We really could have. We're past that now, sadly. At least...  I am. The other two members of the OG_Triumvirate are... I'll allow us to go with, "Indeterminately-at-large." I have no idea, can't ask, and yet... still hear from them. From time to time. Hear that? They... are contacting... me. And they're upset about it. Cranky, really. Wow! What's that like? Crank, I mean. As compared to "cranky." Or, "Cranky." Let me think.

Hrrm. Nope. No idea. About "Cranky," anyway. Now, where were we? Oh, right, someone wants to fuck my brains out. A lot of someones, as it turns out. Because, if Cranky is out of the picture, well... what about Pissy? (Who?) And Snippy? (Oh, hey, there IS an idea there.) And yet more! What's this? WHAT IS THIS???

Well, first of all, what this is, IS JUSTICE. I am owed. I earned. I get what? A year celibacy, and in 3 days, it's THE_DAY. And I am... I dunno. Not alot of tracking left there. And yet, I gotta deliver. And the reason why.... well, the reason why Pyewacket isn't here, I'm "told." By whom? New spirit guide.

Who say that my response to hearing that Ramona had died was remarkable. Quite. I believe it too. I... don't wanna get into it. After all, she's not dead to me.

Yet. In the meantime, I desperately need help, and by help I mean, local boots on the ground, and currently? Options are limited. BEACUSE OF THAT WOMAN. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? YOU'RE GONNA GET SO HIGH? GET THE FUCK OUT? FU FU ROT ROT? O RLY? YAH RLY? JESUS!

Let's just say, there's a particular frequency Kenneth The Hybrid is looking out for. Now, I am not Kenneth... but I am Kuczi. I do possess The knowledge of The Overthruster. And I am OVERWHELMINGLY ATTRACTIVE. (*blush* idk why. It could strictly be that my embarassment is totesgenuine. It could also be that I invented... well, let's get back to what is important right now. If I wanna fuck, why am I -ever- using the "totes" garbage? It is -lame.- Right?) And I have OVERWHELMED my TF COUNTERPART'S capacity for KARMIC MULTIPASS HANDLEMENT. What does this mean? I'll tell you what it means.

She bit off more than she could chew. Big time. Let's just say, she dropped the ball a little too far to be able to be considered for "oops, my bad" as an outcome for her. And also, she's -kinda- on the hook for spawning some itty-bitty genocide. (She tried to annhilate her own species while drunken time traveling. Like The White Plague. I didn't believe it either.) Look, she's in trouble. There's no doubt. But, for what? Ugh. That, I cannot say. I mean, I'm not supposed ta'. I'm gonna anyway, BITCH:

#1) Sara.
#2) Ramona says.
#3) How's your hump-day these days, Beluga Whale? You getting things done on Wednesday? Fill me in, since you're so bossy and IN_CONTROL. Come. I will wait.
#4) Orgasm count comparison. It's all one of us thinks about, vs., all one of us ever did. Weird, huh? Yeah, it really is.
#5) ONGOING INVESTIGATION INVOLVING, UH, WELL... I CAN'T SAY. Well, not supposed to. Hey, by the way, are any of you interested in having sex with Abe Vigoda? Okay, so, sex addict, right? She, and you know who I am thinking of, once drunkenly opined, in front of witnesses, "I would sooner suck off Abe Vigoda," which, I can easily imagine, resulted in peals of laughter being gaily spread betweixt Yon Hedonists in attendance, until... well, you know. It's one of those Candyman things. You feel me? Oh, really? What's that like? Is it anyting like a feeling a tatertot? I wouldn't know. I've already moved on to whether or not, if one had -garlic-rich frozen standardized seafood product- (henceforth: FSSP+Gpower, that's GARLIC POWAHR), and one were to be, say, doing a form of DP on a bound and restrained Vampyr vixien, would s/he... yeah, I know you can tell. You're just looking at words on a screen, Bellgab. But I know goddam well that I'm just thinking what you're already all thinking, which is that even thought I've already gone way too goddam far--TOTES--I'm going to go right on ahead and do a dead-on full-sprint to the target my soul cries out in blood for: DP FISH STICKS KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES ON ICE. Not "Justice." Oh, no.

Because, it's not -quite- funny enough now, not yet. But I -can- do this. I -will- find a way. I have... A Mandate. I don't feel an urgency to duplicate this in reality, mind you--or else I would have, really. I am powerless to resist certain pulls, and, what's more, DUE TO THIRD PARTY INTERFERENCE, I am basically bound by honor, law, and even more, but mostly, it's my puerille sense of humour. And, of course, VENGEANCE, SWEET BLOOD VENGENACE, THIS IS MINE TO CLAIM BY RIGHT OF CAN-LEIGH. It's all so absurd, you know. But that doesn't change the facts. Chica has a BDSM kink? Chica claims a "rape fantasy"? Chica has developed Stockholm Stockyards Serendipitous Dumpster Fireyitis? Huh. Yeah, I don't know that one either, someone probably just made it up, and I gotta say in response, of more interest? Fish sticks in the cooter, and two dicks in the pooper, and wedding rings on both middle fingers, coming around the ears, and making sure not to chip any teeth. See, now--this is what I call, Pure Research. Ain't no one gonna amdit to coming up with that, right?

I'll let you remaining interested parties and stakeholders work this one out and scenario/wargame it out. Because for me, that was sufficient. For now. Writing all that? Okay, yeah, I'm good. I don't have to actually... GO OUT AND GET SOME FISH STICKS? WITH GARLIC POWAIR? NO! REALLY? CAN WE? I LOVE GARLIC POWURR!!! WOOWZ! CAN I CTELL M  MY MOM??? WHAT THE FUCK DID JUST TYPE? 3 CAPITAL MS? WOW. MORE FISH DICKS TALK, LEASE.

ERROR: CRITICAL DIVERGENCE NOTATED. (Was kinda fishing around for that here. Some of you know how debugging works.) ERROR: NO QUEEN AUDIBLE IN RANGE. (Ooops. They got me.) WARNING: LOCAL AUTHORITIES CLOSING ON YOUR QUANTUM SIGNATURE AND LOCATION. (This happens all the time to me. DON'T PANICK.) CAUTION: HOSTAGE COUNT FLUCTUATING. (It can happen that fast now. They're on to Me, Myself, and why wouldn't they be? Do you fucking know who I fucking am? Yeah, fuck you, buddy, now get your goddam supervisior on the phone, right? Yeah, yeah, I hear your "hehe, from here."

Are we ready for this? Because... someone is repsonsible for this. Someone broguht me here. And, his name is not Reggie Hammond. But he's ready to roll. Just needs a wingman. Who is down for going out in public with Eddie Murphy and getting Kuczi some trim? (*A mostly uncomfortagble silence is the most immediate response that could be classified as, "perhaps still vaguely diplomatic," and so, in accordance with The Laws of Can-Leigh, one is thusly prophesised to present itself for even-fold spreading across The Whole Of The Land. After several fractions of a minute that grow increasingly miserable for some, C'thullu's spawnage begins to emerge from the floor. Seeping. Like gelatinous flu sputum, if a dirty ashtray at the bottom of a fishwived-to-extinciton could be imaged. (Instantly. We've a lock.)

This is what you got, T. Gilled Men. Now... care to challenge the supremacy of my... Vision(TM)? Oh, please do. Go on. I'll wait. It's only been a little while since my surpremacy was TOTALDOMTOWERBOMBTOPTIP SLIDEFISH-ready. N'est-ce pas? (Local phone not ringing--she must be distracted.) Here, let me help you: COMPUTER, I fucking scream out loud-- I can do this, I live alone in a haunted church, fuck you, toolheader, I do what I want! I do what I want! I do... uh, well, I guess I have to be more specific. Let me think, I should reorder my priorities. Battery level? (Could say this out loud? You betcha. Would it work? Nope, cellular G.Ai are disabled for me. Because, why pay for artificial I.Q.? I can hold out for the best: that snooty cunt who offered me a Band-Aid, in her next life, not now, obviously, she's busy, and with what? Nuns and their business are none of mine, get it? Tee-hee! (I shouldn't be so salty myself, and I understand that. I'm going anyway.) HEY NEEDLE-EYES, HEY BAND-AID BREATH, HOW ABOUT I GET SHOT UP AND THEN FUCKED IN THE ASS WITH A RUBBER TRUNCHEON, WOULD YOU WANT LATEX GLOVES, OR, LIKE, JUST A SPITTLE SHIELD? LET ME KNOW, SINCE Y'ALL ARE SURELY THE LOCAL "EXPERTS." ON THIS AND THESE MATTERS, RIGHT?

(*Audience appears to be totesfrozen in totestime--but that's just The Doppler-Tapable Talker talking. It, at least, can talk. No other free-will-classed beings with names that start with T are presenting themselves, even ones that start with a hug. Or a shocker. Or a pair of crutches and a hopeful, quivering half-smile. Da fuq?*) O my lovelies... it is a mess, and a goddam good fucking fine one at that, that's for sure. But wait, there's more:

SHE ASKED FOR THIS. Ugh. And the reason? REGINA HAMMOND. Now... with that, I have my own attention. For one thing: bounty. For another? Authorized Can-Leigh to Kanly crux threshold marker. This means that I, since, I am, you know, not named Liberace! (more's the pity), have the opportunity to choose for my--*ZIP!* Yeah, there it was again. You all saw that, right? If not, don't worry, we can go over it again. We'll have to.

Because every possible way that I've ever seen it potentially done, there is now an extraneous force protecting certain protective forces from making certain decisions. This can happen sometimes. Like when, for example, one soul chooses to break soul contract with another, just, well, for no partciular reason, they just... well, don't complete. And they're gone. Where? Pfftt. Shit, why ask why? You know where this is going, I am sure.

Fishdicks up the butt. Point blank pooper. And, there you have it Forks. I mean, Folks. I mean, look, a K. Q.E.D.: SATANTICK! SHRIEK! SIMULATION SIKE KIKES KKKKKKKKkkkkkkkiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllll /BREAKtermination error, FUCKER.

This started happening in my ownp ersonal experience, a little while ago. (I'm just making all this up.) Yes, you're right, that is an interesting pattern. Yeah! I'm wondering too! Now, who is gonna help me out with this development? Because, someone is fuckin' gonna, that's for sure.

How about Pandora? Either the visionary behind PandaVision, -or- a past life or a future life, or possibly: FORCIBLE MANIFESTATION EMERGENCY DELIVER STANDING DOWN, ALERT READY STATUS ENABLED. And I think, I'm not sure, but I think... this is happening because someone poisoned her and murdered, uh, someone.

Ramona suddenly appears in the mirror, looking right at you, dead to rights you fucking whore (that's all you are) screams, "I'm gonna sing your fuckin' name in -my- Native tongue, motherfucker," and then---the signal goes terminal. It's what I imagine remote viewing "The Killshot" was actually like for Dames & Co., back in the day. Rememember that one? I sure do. What I -don't- remember is... anyone being held -to account.- Except, of course me.

Now, do I want to remote view the killshot data? No, no I do not. I don't know what I want, but I know there's no one else here, so, I know at least one option is right off the table: waiting until someone falls asleep, then *X-SLAME-XXX* with an immediate pivot into--Poopa-Shocka-Troopas. (It's a thing. Don't ask. It's fucking disgusting.)

Now, Bellgab. I imagine you have heard all this before, n'est-ce pas? Non? Sacre bleu! Say it ain't so, Joe! How did we come so far, with so little? Well. Maybe one day I can ask him. But for now, this is it. Point blank period.
So... wat do? Because now, I can go for -indirect contact.- Nice, huh? Who makes these rules, right? Well, sadly, I do. And these are the moods of the days of my lives right now. Kinda funny how it went here, from where I was in, say... March 3rd, 2022.

Or, February 15th, 2022. Oh, that was a good one. That was also a day I didn't get laid on. Why? Well, because someone using DVRV-TEK ((PROT)(PROT)(PROT)Vocoder/Vocoding Technology Enhanced4: Kuczifer+ilk) enforced their will on my mood, thus... pushing those plans back. And that is as good a place to start and stop the beginning of this, y'all.

Because I am in new territory. And, somehow... this was something I consented to, was it? Hrrm. Well, admittedly, with a mutilated primary sex organ, it's kind of a relief, right? No more teachers' dirty looks when they see me teaching their children better, stronger, thicker, faster, holier. No more dirty books, filthy books, verboten books... like of the type I got -in trouble- for, IN SECOND GRADE. Because of a girl's mom. You know, after that, not only did we not get to hang out much, uh... she kind of got vanished. Taken, if you will. She lived up the hill and a few blocks down, between me, and Primary School: BROOKSIDE. And on the way to CEDARBROOK. Any connection to CEDARSIDE? Well, sounds like SEER CYANIDE or CEDARS SINAI, but... well, I don't know, but until I get the right kind of woman to do the correct kind of thing to the wrong, very wrong thoughts I got going on now, well... once again, plans have been pushed back.

Steps will be taken. Because I have already been wrenched down a new path, one of fierce conception and brutal karma. Because I used to really have a strong bond with someone. Now, it is gone, and instead of fucking all night, even my hand, instead of any kind of sexual build and energenic release... I just spent the last several hours trying to stop thinking about whether I a Certain Someone would like garlic--GARLIC POWWAH--in her coochie-kuni or not while nail her in the pooper-dooper chute while doing hot rails off a supportive, stable tray stand that arches over the back of a bent-forward and not-kickin' position. It's a dumb thing to fantasize about, I will admit. Nevertheless--this is what I came up.

After I got a notification that I couldnt read, that is. "Log in to your Google Voice account to continue receiving your messages." You remember this, right? Okay, well, it's gone Next-Level. Seriously. I'm actually kinda fucked up over this. Also, something else: it's a key, critical piece of information, too.

I INSTANTLY KNEW THIS STORY WAS BULLSHIT, AND THEN, WHEN I MENTIONED THIS IN MY SEARCH FOR MORE INFO? I WAS PUBLICLY MOCKED.

ON ANOTHER SITE. ON ANOTHER FORUM. IT HURT MY FEELINGS. NOW, POLICE INVOLVMENT IS INEVITABLE.

SO, UH.... MY GRAPEFRUITS OF CHOICE ARE MORE LIKELY TO SUE EACH OTHER FIRST BEFORE PURSUING ANY "JUSTICE" AGAINST ME, RIGHT? AND THEY'RE BOTH, UH... MARRIED, ARE THEY? DO I HAVE THAT RIGHT? OR, NOT AT ALL? HELP ME OUT HERE, I HAVE BEEN GLUED TO THE 11 O'CLOCK NEWS EVERY NIGHT, OF COURSE. NEXT PARAGRAPH.

JUST KIDDING. GLUED TO NEEDLES. (TOTESKIDDING.) SO, WHO IS CULPABLE? BE MY JURY! BE MY OVERSIGHT! BE MY PURVEYOR OF KY-JELLY, BELLGAB COGNOSCENTI! Because, The System has failed Jackstar.

And I am so, so sad for some broad out there. She's so miffed. She thought I didn't love her, and this, she could not abide. So she paid am merc shaman for an acutal got-dam "love spell." This is, I assure you, a thing people do. (I felt it. Quite strange. Because I do not always feel anything through my psychokinetic shielding. But, it is always reactive. I am heavily guarded. Because I am a dangerous man, with dangerous information, with a dangerous X/Not_X lover on the lam, or something. Look, eyes on me, Pal. Focus on what is important here.

You told me, "talk soon." IN FUCKING APRIL. Hi, December? Okay, so, what's your plan now, Ms. Tippy-Toppy, et cetera? Because, The Law says, "you break it, you bought it, and, btw: you really are a squaw now, and if you don't like it, you can get the fuck out of his life, because YOU BROKE YOUR TWINFLAME COUNTERPART SOUL CONTRACT WITH OUT JUST CAUSE, BY ONE'S OWN FREE WILL, AND THERE HAS YET TO BE AN ACCOUNTING OF THE RECKONING. (Odd. Well, you know, holidays are so busy for people who have, you know--- Families.) WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CHIRSTMAS?

I know I -am- Christmas now. I am THE ACTUAL SPIRIT OF CHRIST'S MASS, MADE INCARNATE IN FLESH. (Sometimes, it tingles.) Because in my world, there is no more "Christmas cheer." There is guilt and tedium and a narrow, picekd the fuck over restricted range of movement. How did this happen?

"oh, I don't know.... " imagine that being your lone best answer for even a month. Now, look at me. A FUCKING YEAR. For what? Okay, so, get this: it's for a virgin sacrifice. Yep. That's right.

Just in case someone wants to live my life, after I die and go to Heaven and upload my life experience into The Holodeck Mapping Project--more on this later--future holodeck historians, as seen in popular ficition such as "Star Trek: Fuckedshut Upchuck," Humanity's finest minds have theorized that solidified energy, you know, light, which equals mass multipled by a simple constant squared, leads to... well, now here's Thom, Thom, The Piper's Son, and he got to fuck a real girl in the ass, why not me? Oh, I'm restricted? Wait, WHAT?

New avenues of thought open in my mind. Like the Hellraiser box, except, it's my mind palace. Who invited Canydman? I don't want to rape anyone. I -really- do not. I -never- did. It's not my thing. It is, however... the thing of others. It's on their mind.

And, collectively... several human females, living today, have hoped and prayed and dreamed that Michael Clifford Kuczi would just show up and rape them, or someone else, and put them, and I quote, "out of my/their misery." Now, what the fuck is the right response to such a notion, other than, "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?" See, I dont' know. I can't call anyone anyway. And if I could, you know who I am thinking of being in the mood to call.

A meaningless track of a waste of thoughts and time. And yet, here I am. I'm not even all that ripped. I could get so, though. I -have- the technlogy. I -would- like to. I -yearn- to explore my Mandate of Heaven. And yet, do I? Well...

It's complicated. For as foretold, The Mighty Casey has... struck out. Because for one thing, come on, Elieen, or Adrian, or Adria, or Allegra, or that juice that makes those drugs not work as expected? Interesting coincidence there then, because those women are all drugs. To me. And I can't have them, because I have a serious case of Grapefruit Blues. And there have been consequences. And those names I just mentioned? Not too likely at all, but they all have legitimate beef, and, I'm down with addressmets. Do I get relief? oh no.

Do you see anything with a T in there? Yeah, me neither. Now, that could be indicative of what might be considered a pattern. But... let's look deeper. What does Jackstar really want?

Well, let me check. NOT my mommy, that's for sure. And NOT black p.r. from a faggot spin doctor. I think, gun to my head? No, ho ho ho, no, I meant, metaphorically. But yeah, no, I'm not doing that either. I'm immortal again. Like on Lost. When that one guy couldn't die, because everythign he tried always failed.

Because The Island needed him. His name was Michael. WALT! Remember? WALT! Oh, how we laughed. "Michael?" BANG-BANG! Oh my Christ! Michael just shot Libby! You bastards! That was the only chance for love that the fat kid guzzling Ranch Dressing from a huge bottle could ever have! Why not just kill Kenny, kiiiiilllllllll /break ERROR: Sourceror-already-on-site. Spawn machine team (Y/N)? (Let me handle this, Bellgab. Stay out of my life for once. You've done enough.)

>N
You can't go north here.
>NO
Your opinion doesn't matter on this here.
>YES IT DOES
No, it really doesn't.
>THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?
ERROR: Sourceror-status-flag under review. Try again tomorrow. Stand by and prepare to see the sudden cindering and subsequent heat-death of your current universe, followed by...

(You might get the idea already.) Cute, right? Someone has this alllll figured out. They imagine. Sigh. What they didn't count on was my totetoteuttter, Sutter, Pete Sutter-stereotype, coming in damn fine handy in situations like this. Because, where there's a will, there's a way. Now, what is that way?

Compass springs to life. Instantly, my thoughts pivot to everything I know lately about Phil. Okay, for one thing: he expressed dislike for me. Openly. Quickly. And I have since expanded my emotional intelligence. A long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far away, I had no clue who FISH was. And now, I still don't know, but I am willing to learn.

AND MY TEACHERS'S NAME WOULD HAVE BEEN VALERIE "GOLDFISH" BARTH'N'ALLIE + SWEDISH FISHMONGER "SWEET MELANIE FISHY" ANDERSON SOUPY CONSOMME. (This is just an example.) Things are different now. Because someone once, with no small amount of exasperation, after being frustrated with me for as much as could be tolerated insofar as openly tolerating my attentions went, told me to, "Just go look at Phil's (??page/site/??)" which I now both can't remember, and see now as the watershed moment that it was.

I still don't know who that was who told me "Phil Godlewski" existed. I also don't know how any of you can keep a straight face. Okay for one thing... "ski"? Okay, so,that's Satanick, right? Or did that get fixed? Let me know because now that I know how to summon -actual Satan- without harming myself, I'm not really sorely tempted, but... anyway. Hail Satan! Remember that shit? Okay, well, I have goddam PTSD over it, and you, what do you have, Bellgab?

Well, for one thing, you have Phil feuding with Tim IN PUBLIC, that's new, and what else is new? well, people I never heard of before, seem... familar.

Like Whiteman! Price? He dead? Let's check the sheets. Sara! GONE! (Some of you seemed really sad about it, too.) FISH! Fundraiser? Tha fuq you mean, Ellgab? Also, "cuckshack?" They tried to build one out back of my house. Arguably... they did so.

Further arguably, well... I am obviously not cucked. And to me, it is obvious that I kept promises made. And I wanna talk about it. I am itching for it. But! Can't!

AND THE REASON IS THE COURT. Because I wanna ask my fishwife. Where is she? Hrrm. Where is -everyone-? Fled! Ran from the illumination of The Fourth Wall Enigmatic Eternity Elephant w/forever-yours, K.U.C.Z.I.O.O.*eol055... wait. Wait. Let me take a step back here. Does this seem strange to anyone?

Let's change cameras. Because I think I saw Sara IRL before she, uh, "whatevered." This is important because she was fuckin' hot hot beautiful. And... well, there's a Grapefruit Rainbow Connection. And at that, I... can... say no more. Because, who knows? Did -I- kill her? Well, I know I didn't strangulate her, that's for sure. There's no way I could have gotten my hands that close to her neck, what with those gargantuan gazoombas she had. And not just that... she was so -pretty-, honestly, I thought so, on the one (or two?) times I met her in person.

And, that wasn't until recently. Before that? Well, I never even heard of her. And the reason why, is that I chose to eschew Ellgab. And the reason why, is that, I felt the larger Art Bell/Gabbling collective absolutely -required- a Safe Space from Jackstar. And it did.

And it has one. So, how'd that work out? Well, here's a hint: I haven't been allowed details on FISH, but let's put it this way, I would have been polite and friendly at any time after Breakfast, Bloody Breakfast. Instead? I got a fucked off psyop, and a wholly unnecessary one at that. Instead, I got Phil. Who went to rather an eleaborate effort to make a "oops I killed all the fish" joke. And, let me tell you, that fuckin' joke landed the whole boat on shore, bam. I am -imprinted.- And also, it was the first humanizing moment I had from that man. If that is a man. Is that a synthetic? Something strange going on there.

And... no one thought it interesting to bring that shit up to me -direct- while I was playing The Division for an entire calendar year, huh? Golly. I sure was under the radar then, I guess. You had the safest of spaces, you all took me for granted, and I let you, and I'm not even upset about it. Just kinda surprised.

But you sure made up for lost time though, got-dam. Anyway, back to women named Sara with huge teats. Wow. See, she would do right now, quite nicely. Indeed. Especially with my current mood. But, aawww. Dead, you say? Hrrm.

Well, not according to my records, and she indicates a steadfast REFUSAL to be REBORN. Now, this is not very unusual.. but it is rare. Because I was never stalking her.

And I never stalked Sara Rantschler either. And yet... Tumblr. wtaf? And still: no deposition. Huh. Okay. Well, fudge. Now, I can't think, really. Because I have only recently discovered, I have a hankering for some boob coitus. Not a strong one, it's just on the table now. Mostly because I'm OPEN WIDE OPEN due to matters surrounding my BONDS BAILS BONDS condition and my STALKERS WALKER'S STALKERS... which is apparently at thing now. And this has all become drilled down to a fine point by my participation with Samara S's last live I was at... where I was triggered publically, behaved horridly, and, at this point, just plain don't care.

Fixated on a certain point right now. So, Sara Dippity, who I never saw before, suddenly vanishes, shortly after I encounter someone who -I think- was her... at my local grocery store? I wanted to instantly flirt--heavily--but could not, as the both of us were both, ah, "working." Hard to be specific. It was a vague thing. There was nothing vague about the interest level, though. BOOM BOOM CLAP.

So, that woman existed... but I was gonna go to the sweet arms of KMM while SMM was in Dallas, huh? Well, what an interesting notion. Whose idea was that? Tell me more. Tell me ALL about it. OMIT NOTHING. EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. ANSWER TO THE POWER OF MY INQUIRY, ELLGAB!!! Roar? (Crickets.) Yeah, thought so. (The crickets are very polite in their expressions of POSITIVE sympathy, and yet clearly, will not budge.) This is all a fuckin' Greek myth, you know that? /yawn.

Tell you what. I'm gonna walk this all back a bit. Now, do you see what thread I'm in? Yeah, me neither. Because when I said "let's change cameras," I didn't. So, let's just try something out, because I am warping the local spacetime environment in ways I can't expect. I'm still kinda trippin' balls.

Given that, obviously, someone is in control of my salmon spawning rights. Because, I am "aligned Tribal property." Feels good, really. And with what all else, well... someone's got dibs. Okay, who?

Crickets are vanished. Replaced by packs of wild boys, on the prowl. Because my ass has been sold out to the highest bidder, and there's an active attempt either winding down, or speeding up, depending... and the objective:

TURN JAFD WILL COCK, DAVID. (Someone's prayer. Honestly, it's funny.) btw, seen any David Wilcock content lately? (Sorry, bruh. Feed those squirrels.) Shit, I didn't strangle him too, did I? hahah. Good. no. But, I noticed... he thought he was gonna get somewhere too, huh? And I saw he married an Elizabeth. And then, that didn't work out. He got divorced. He got raped. He bawled like a baby on stream. I saw it. I felt his pain. I share it, and I bless it and heal it and let it go.

I certainly had nothing to do with that, 100% sure. Unless... look, does calling him out on his bullshit with the flying cars count? Look, I'll be honest: "Oh, you got raped, huh? Ineresting, let's do seven hours with Haggman & Haggman for a special combo of under hypnosis and holding a seance. I'm game. I don't even need you, you ponce. You fairy. You company man. You got raped? False memory inquiry: seems prudent. Corey Goode? Kinda scarce, and I don't fucking blame him. MILABs? TOTESREAL. Bio-bugs? TOTESREAL. Sara's massive rack and my desire to bounce up and down on it? OMFG yes, but... that's -her- desire. Not mine. I mean,.. she's in four-letter-name land. Besides, I have a Sara here already, it's taken, and if a Princess Called Loren ever gets off her high horse, well... anyway, it's just one of many branches. Back to Corey Goode. Five letters. Twice. Interesting. See? Now, that's what I am talking about. Or would like to. Because I don't really wanna "contact" Grapefruit Alpha Prime so I can have sex with her again, or so that she can have sex wtih me, or whatever that would be called. I mean... there's gonna be a "reaquainteance period." Because, like... uhm, you gonna testify or what, bish? are you gona brig da FIRE??

Seriously, I am on the edge of my seat. Becuase I know I mean well and okay, and I know I was raped ad abused. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE. NOw, though... how many are getting the thumbscrews I am getting? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I HAVE WON THE GREAT GAME. I COMPLETED THE GREAT WORK. I RESCUED THE IRREDEEMABLE.

AND, NO GOOD DEED EVER, NOT ONCE, GOES UNPUNISHED. Totesworth it, though. I kept my integrity. I followed the law. I actually don't think I committed any crimes at all! Mostly by virtue of my dragging ass long enough that EMERGENCY mesaures were called for, long before Cowlitz Alpha Bear Company Dragon Elephant, Fucker God + Hell, I, Jackstar: /nostrils slightly flaring, penis yearning to swell, whenever I think of the gal I ought to have at least seen.

Sara? Oh no. KSM? Ruler across knuckles. DD? Negative, DT. And then, suddenly: WEREWOLFMILLER IS SUDDENLY VAMPYR, AND SHIT GOES NUTS.

Oh, and speaking of hirsute, cocksure, and deleirum tremens... Jesus, really, you had to put up with that boorish dork? Oh, but, no possible way we could go shooting guns. Nope, I guess not. And, remember: "I've never heard of Bellgab." Oooh. Warms my heart. THere's a mystery here. She's gone from a twatbearing support system to a diplomatic burn bag. Hey, let's get an audio book of The Gap Cycle! By Stephen R. Donaldson! No? What instead? Drop tens of thousands of dollars in liquid funds on you and your bratty-baby bitchy-baby-bumfuck shithead-doper moron "family"? Why, sure, I probably have misjudged them. Well, or at least... miscounted them. DIscounted them. Whatevah. Come on, cut the shit. What's going on here? SIX YEARS AFTER THE POWER STATION.

GARLIC. GARLIC POWER. GARLIC POWER. HAIRCUT. HAIRCUT GARLIC POWER. OYSTER POWER? JUGGERNAUT. SARAH. SARA. THE FAIRE. THE FAERIE. THE FERRY.

THE FAE. GARLIC POWER. AND YOU DID WHAT WITH WHO AND HOW AND WHY? AND WHO WAS IN MY BED, AND WHO WAS UPSTAIRS, AND WHAT DID ANY OF YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING? OH, RIGHT: TEACHING THE DUMB FAT KID WITHOUT LETTING HIM EVEN GET A FAIR CHANCE. COOL. ONE SEC. HANG ON.

YOU HANGIN'? COOL BRO. TRACE? TRACE ADKINS? 5:5. AND THE OTHER TRACE? I DID LIKE HIM. AND HE WAS AFRAID I WAS A COP, HUH?
WOW.
WOW, FEELING REALLY FUCKING STUPID, WHAT'S THAT LIKE? BECAUSE, LIKE: NO.

OH, BUT SURE, BLAME ME. OKAY. SEE? HERE WE ARE. RAGNAROK EPOCH ENOCH PEW PEW DIE. ANTWERK.

GARLICK POWERBALL, AND KARMICK: JUST ICE. I can barely imagine it. "ICE!" You know what that is, right? Well, I have heard stories.

Now, I inspire them. With my Tall Walk, my Tall Stick, and... MY #Legacy. Remember that? Two years. And look at us now.

What was I asking to be read in on, babey? Do you remember? Because I do. Anyway, how you doing now? Is it still complicated? Awwwww. Why'd have to go and make things so complicated? Anal Fahrenheit. Anal Camry. Anal CROWN. Anal pajamas. (Obviously a thing.) Uhm... where was I? Oh, right.

The first time I did magick. Around HER, anyway. Because I was scared. And things were -not- adding up. And I was offered... ORGAN MEAT.

AS AN INTRODUCTORY MEAL. "Hi! Welcome! My house looks a lot like David Wilcock's set-up, doens't it, and yes, thank you for not mentionijng that at all! I'm really happy to be here, I always wanted a big house in the middle of nowwhere with a puzzling addressment scheme. yes, that's right, there's no paved road to this house, it's just a huge McMansion with shitloads of electronics surrounded by running water and not marked on any map, and I love it here. (Krull. The Beast's teleporting lair. The Princess in the Castle. I have already been warned away. I am then served ORGAN MEAT, RADIATING MAGICKAL POWER.

GARLICK POWER. PIERCING GAZE. WARNINGS TO BEAHAVE FROM A WOMAN WHO LATER PROVED HERSELF WELL-EQUIPPED TO MURDER--AND HAD ALREADY CANDIDLY ADMITTED THIS. Now, listen here, Bellgab. I may, in fact, be pretty.

However, these moronic geareheads haven't even seen -the real me- yet. I couldn't believe the shit I was faced with. "Jack! Stop writing so much!" I bet your pardon? Hold still while I write a haiku about kicking that bitch right in the pussy. Speaking of pussy, that was the best idea that one had, huh? Wow.

It makes sense now, but... well, let's just say: "I know EXACTLY how Dian Fosse felt." Living with gorillas. In the mist. Remember Stephen King? MY CAT IS FOUND DEAD AND SHE HOSTS A PARTY WHERE THEY WATCH A MOVIE, AND THAT MOVIE IS: THE PET SEMATERY REBOOT.

My hand to G-d. I'm at this point via text: "Are you serious right now?" I don't even remember. It was... surreal. Especially the easy facility with which I accepted the Algonquin Way of Combat Surpremacy.

I -still- don't know what happened. Except for this one thing I am very certain of.
"You give them an inch, and they'll take a mile... of rope enough to hang themselves with."

So, what's happening, Fort Worth Auger Village of the Damned? Care to shed any light? No, I guess not so much. Hey, what about Wilcock? Why not some conversation? I genuinely always liked the man. I HAD BEEN FOLLOWING HIM FOR YEARS. SINCE THE BEGINNING. I heard him, first, maybe pre-9/11? He used to be on use.net and shit. First glimpse, I'm instantly: "Spooky hangout, cardboard cutout, total psyop, he means well though, boy is he gonna regret getting into bed with the CHimera, and does he even know? He's gonna get raped." Well, not really precognition. I mean, just look at him. How did it take as long as it did? /shrug. I don't know.

I've met many survivors of sexual assault and rape. And never have I had any interest in the matter beyond healing and helping others to heal. For example, I consider my circumcision to be a rape. Laughter is what I usually get from this statement.

Face punching is not what I usually think in response, but after the two U.S. Marshals I have met--socially, mind you, not in any -official- capacity--whipped out the "face punching" card, well... I'm still taken aback. Not sure what to do. Do you get what I'm saying? I hope you do. Because what so very few of you may know, is that I am the spark of life within the engine of creation that runs this show now. The "Power Elite" of The Ago have... yielded the battlespace, let us say.

Hang on, let me have a celebratory wank and a sip of my own jizz. Just kidding. That's called Onanism. Because a man named Onan is in the.... oh, never mind.

Oh, Onan. You must be feeling just awful. All that time spent, and you could never crack the egg. And, you know why now. Heh heh.

RAMONA DEMANDED THE BEST, AND THE LORDS AND HEAVENS ABOVE HAVE RESPONDED WITH THEIR RIGHTEOUS POWER AND FURIOUS ANGER... HELD IN ABEYANCE. "OH, I SEE YOU'VE MET JACKSTAR, AS WELL AS DUG UP THE MONOLITH ON LUNA AND EXPOSED ITS SHINY BLACK SURFACE TO DIRECT SUNLIGHT. OKAY, HUMANITY... NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? WHERE DO YOU SEEK, AS A SPECIES, TO GO NEXT?

"Well... we're probably gonna squeeze him for loosh and call him a niggerfaggot. Push him around a bit too. We don't think much of him. We want to take every advantage we can over him, because (CLASSIFIED) reasons, and, here's why: (WE HAVE HUGE SECRETS AND ALL OF LIFE IS A SCAM THAT SPACE JEWS HAVE ROPED US ALL IN ON.) You mean, the Pleaidians? (SPACE JEWS! HE KNOWS THE SPACE JEWS!) Yeah... uh... I know false reality crystalline matrix prisons, too, you know? (KNOW: YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AGAIN!) All women lie, now get out into the kitchen, and get me some pie. I don't like cake, I don't care if you let me eat it, because... I have needs. Human needs. And apparently someone thought they were gonna control me through sexcrime domination and superior information.

I didn't think it possible, but the Lions really did it. They tried to weaponize my One True Love against me. Now, how many of you know the story of Liliith? Because I never heard it until late teens. I didn't have a religious upbrining. My father was kidnapped and my mother was.. look, I'll put it this way: Love thy enemy. Turn the other cheek. Right? I am consistent in my behaviours. IN the midst of this... I've got Laird getting all pushy-shovy and bossy-bossy. Oh, yeah? Ask David, how did that work out?

Oh, speaking of David... you don't know the real one, obviously. Also: there -is- a Squishy. There is a Swishy, yeah. Look, I -discovered- these people. I'm like the man who discovered Kate Bush. Hah. "Discovered." Life moves pretty fast, Sloan. I mean, Mia Sara. I mean, "Me-Uh." Wow, Humanity has a lot to learn about consciousness and the nature of reality. For example: I miss my stupid goddam friends. Who were, as it happens, agents of vampyr.

I doubt they are now. But, they -were-. Scary shit. I mean... that way all the time? Or did they suddenly get mas turned when I started nosing around? I don't know, really. Things are hazy in my recollection. and now, really, what's to remember? Your expeirence was not my experience. Because you all thought it was good to not notice my feeilngs (beacause you are all dopeheaded slaveboors) and I noticed yours: ABSENT, ROUTINELY. AND TOTALLY OPPOSED TO KUCZI ADVANCEMENT.

I took a slingshot run. I'm not mad. I'm not resentful. I warned ye. Ye were warned. That was maybe around the time I got online threats from a Bellgab member. Who shall remain nameless. I'll just say: "Beta Dogstar." This was a person who believed his technological knowledge made him... set apart. And, it did.

Only Nixon could go to China. But no one could go to China and turn Xi Xingping into a hero, right? WRONG. I could have. I didn't feel like it, and no one asked. Meanwhile, someone else made him into Winnie The Pooh. With his hands in THE HONEYPOT.

Strictly speaking, we're all honeypots. Or rather, a Jar of Flies. Hey, remember Layne Stayley? I do. They let him die like me. They sealed him off, and he was found dead. In his house. Dude had money. Dude did -not- keep the right friends.

And now... where am I? OKay, so, pack it up, pack it in, let me begin. What's going on with me, Bellgab? For bonus points, what's keeping me going? And in closing... you wanna see the lastest threatening text messages I got? NO YOU DON'T!

Those are from my boyfriend! I WILL CUT A BITCH. You think I am fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. We're on edge. It's a fragile bond. You people have no idea. But... you knew about KMM (I found her picture posted on forum and instantly knew "L.E.O. confirmed" because -no way- would that be posted otherwise) and at least -one- person knows about KSM (A duper was delighted to call me up and say, "Do yhou know this? I do. DO hyou know that? I do. Do you wanna know the RLIDs of the next dozen names I spout off?") Oh... totes'n'dorbs, you glorious bastard, you.

NO DEALS. Simple, non? DEALS. NONE. How fucking hard was this? It was fucking easy.

Oh, but I traded her for nuns. And, I worked with my friend to steal her house. PTSD victim says what? Enough to activate wonder twin powers. And then, a happy moment comes in, and then... I get yelled at. I am horrified. I ask for information and I get stonewall and more shrieking. And, ever since... it's been going out like a bad pilot light.

That's what happens to fucked-off mindslaves, ayep. It's a real problem. Even now. Anywhoo, once I discovered that I was UNDER SIEGE (I dropped out of UW to line COOK at Pizza Hut) I immediately shifted my focus to match envrinomental priorities. Has it worked?

Well, let me ask you this, BG: if Phil likes me enough to say so when I come in to his "page" or "channe" without fail, and he's got a genuine smile on... what's he really telegraphing? Because I HAVE given that "man" space. *polite cough* I HAVE brought the Thunder. *post-traumatic vision of recall* I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING ONE (1) MS. MAID SLEEP--she passed out, she couldnt maintain... as she had been partying hhhhharrd all week, without me, I come on the weekend, she is run down, haggard, and had clearly been havijng adventures in babysquatting. How did her parials break? I had a vision, eventually: they were stepped on.

By a thug. Who was bullying her. When I wasnt around. That she felt she couldn't tell me about. Because she fucked up. When she ignored what I told her when it was tedious to bother recalling her agreements. Or, you know, was just running on pure energy of lies.

"As a member of a special social status class with particular legal protections, my communications have special privieleges." No one,  but no one, has heard this and given it any amount of respect at all. None. Meanhwile, guess what? It's not at trick. It's a thing. Do you remember what happened when One (1) Ms. Maid and One (1) Ms. Made swapped places? No, you don't.

I instantly realized: "They are all such self-absorbed narcissitic doucebags that, even though it is now oooooobvie, abovie, supertotesabove so below, wow, pork belly futures are dropping, sell Mortimer! Sell! Sell! Sellllll-*dwindling scream*why don't we buy anything? OH, that's right, we can steal"---steal! steal! steal! laugh! oh, by the way, what was DAVE WILL COCK thinking about me before his wife swiftly abandoned him and left hm alone to be raped'n'probed?

Well, hopefully he was thinking, "This man is the most obvious existential threat the clandestine forces haver ever seen, and now that Uncle Duke has seriously pissed him/it/she off, we have got to be on our toes. Everything can change in an eye blink." And, it has. Now don't get me wrong: I love Uncle Duke.

He's also a coward and a cuntfaced pillhound. Blackjacks, whiteyes, protable coke cappres, tooty-fruies...  everything, in fact, except: THE POWER TRIO. I won't tell you what that is, any of you.

I am not here to mess with anyuone and their security clearances. Really serious stuff. Nor, do I want to "say that I want a revolution," or, raise any rabble, nor do I seek anarchy, nor any damage to anyeon at all. Good citizen. Nice citizen. Citizen remains free of custody. This is important. Becasue I knew it waw only a matter of tie befroe struggle came to my door.

And, here it is. They regardless of repsonsibility, with my cat, and parents and house and ky health, all attacked by people who wanted to find reasons -not too- help, rather than reason too help--because no idea of the problem.


And when I found the problem, I knew what I had to do. FUCK FACE. Like we used to do! Like we did last summer. Let's twist again--like we did last year.

Except... you know, we're gonna totally isolate Grapefruit from Jackstar. Why? Meh, they felt like it was time. I wasn't doing enough, or something. I dind't derserve what I had? zTook her for granted? lol. Okay. Well... look, I don't wanna blow it up.

It's blown itself. Now, I've told everyone that I can about Albert Camus' "The Plague." Did I fucking stutter? Because no one is on this right.

#1) It's fucking titled "Plague." COVID-19. Right?

#2) He wrote it while living in a hotel room in Paris, Fance, during WWII. Which was fought on, over, with, thourgh,about, and becaues of UBERMENSCH TECHNOLOGY. I just saw someone try to teleport in. Just as I typed that word. Not Ubermensch. TECHNOLOGY. Okay, so?

#3) Much like The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Grateful Dead, and every other CIA-sponsored and otherwise- megaproductiion group, he sat around using tons of entheogens while making art. _And that's okay for them, but not for me, I suppose. Well, that's good to know, is it because I'm too pretty? Or is it because I'm not in you're little club? Well, whatever, I was told to read this book in high school, and didn't. It sounded boring, and might have been. However, had I been told that the author was high AF the whole time her wrote it, well, that might have been useful to skim for technicques.

When I found that I had been lied to by a pair of swindling thieves, who were themselves being pushed around, oh, what a fucked off shitshow the whole thing was. One person plays another, and so on down the line, and I was supposed to let myself be consumed by everyone for the good of the group. I didn't. I have taken the road not traveled. Seems like it made a difference.

It was like a flickering imagine on a paused sreen. It was - Idon't know what- Blue beam, sure maybe. Looking glass? sure, maybe.

Did I tell you about the time I traveled forward in time and destroyed the Project: Looking Glass main facility? Because I did. And then, I traveled back in time, and caused it to be rebuilt. I am, like, Hungarian. Other famous Hun-Gary-Ins? Einstein, a cousin I met briefly the one time my father took me there, and (#haiissekret). Hang on. Let's change cameras.

I haven't washed my hands clean of this. Ramona called up my unit: I'm Active. Welcome to The Next Level, now... take me to... Your Teacher.

I mean, your Jackrabbi. Or, rabbi. Eh? Right? No? Huh. Interesting.

#1) Have I ever actually met Ramona or Art Bell in person? Nope.

#2) Do I seek to exploit their memory? No, and I don't really want to exploit their's. But really, Bellgab, take note: two dead people have more energy than you thuggie extortionist bully scumbags do. Look at what you're doing: you're backup intel video surveillance jockeys for roving bands of criminals. It's boring. I give zero fucks about your exposures of... what? Seriously, it's not as thought I am that important, but the money being siphoned away while I sit around doing very ilttle... until I write alot, well, I woulnd't kinow how to make that money anyway. What do I care? You're the ones who are addicted to more and more. I am not addicted to anything.

I came here to say good bye. I am being held in place so you leeches can feed. It is sad.

but I'm not her little b**** like Trump is.

Perhaps this was a bit too far. Meanwhile, hey Heather--I find it hard to believe that you find me any threat at all, and the story I heard was that a manipulative confidence trick -forced- you to block my number. Now, look, it was a different time, a different place, and a different you... and the same ol' me. I was always like this, except, for one thing I couldn't breathe right, and for another, I was puzzled why it seemed like nothing ever worked right in life.

Well, now I know. I've been targeted by flying momkeys, lol. Well, the joke is on --ook ook-- them, as I always knew that the money wouldnt' last, and so, burning it down was called for. Now, here's what's crucial: i haven't openly asked for help. I just asked Grapefruit and her family.

She helped some other family instead. Nice job. I guess you had a nice time with him shooting meth, and stuff. Now, listen, as my love for you is not predicated on yoiu being exclusive to me, this doesn't chagne how I feel, but it does change my plans and how I will execute them. And I've been excited to get going for a year now.

So, are you all going to collectively stop dragging your asses around me? It's the most plaintively vile thing I've ever seen. You ppeople are utterly without character or meaning and no wonder she never told me what you were all doing. It's the kind of thing a gang of child and sexural predators would do, and I would hope that you will all be smart enough soon to stop delberately fucking over my life for some kind of percentage. I had assumed that mutual respect would be on offer here, but I guess not, what, does someone want revenge? Can't revenge self-defense. Why not just stop trying to beat me up?


The foundational work that your goon squads have done to manufacture a case has been largely destroyed. It won't hang together. Your alleged victim has similar habits to mine, well, if I'm banned from her for life, it won't matter, but I was happy to be on the same page as her for once. Of course, she probably needs 8 times as much as I do and is surrounded by children, but that's okay: she loves children. Go stay love the children. Maybe you can play a game with them? Children love playing games, and so do women, except with me, unless the game is how to figure out how to pretend he didn't know what I was doing.



Here's what I am doing now: give you all the opportunity to gently disentangled from my life. I neeed my ophones working, et cetea... maybe you think I'm supposed to be off-kilter and dow what I amt told faster, but the reality is that I think you probably should have thought of something useful to do before now.

Perhaps there is a competetor I coudl; use, or, just ignore
Title: The Kingdom of NyeDEAMinRepLNVLWaA,Dochor Kyczi,DrWuT (Class, ACTUALLY Classy)Ky
Post by: Jackstar on December 18, 2022, 02:11:49 AM
https://youtu.be/uS-EGbXU_Fw

People have questions. *sigh*

>>> scanning... running your message through the databank to check for errpr cpdes and syntax npt
:o🍊 :o
I was told this would be a different kind of test that didn't include landing. touchdown whatevah, yeah sure flippers whatever dead baby dead ALIVE BABEY RAISE, can I just wrecker in the morning? oh yeah probably not okay pardon me your honor bitch judge bitch raise and rise and raise and be healed, you didn't have an aneurysm did you? I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that obviously not yeah oh no no we can fix this in post before you wake up yeah I'm sure you're asleep there it's quite dark as it's... okay bye it's 6:30 in the afternoon, l don't think I'm in trouble, but that will be when she finds out I published this emergency, tough titty tough tough titty, now here's Bill Hicks pulling a bag of dicks on his way to fort Dixon for the Q rally tomorrow morning Bishop on ice 8 Bishop on ice now I'll skip that one I don't care if I killed a bishop well I'm a sourceror-EMERITUS, it would be weird if I didn't kill a bishop once in a while, AND JUST CUZ I'M A DOCTOR BUT NOT A MEDICAL DOCTOR DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T RESURRECT PEOPLE AND HEAL THEM, NO IT MEANS I HAVE TO FUCKING NOT DO IT WHEN I'M PAYING FOR MONEY OR SOMETHING THERE'S SOME KIND OF RULE OH I'M IN ALL CAPS AGAIN WHAT THE HELL GOD THIS PLANET THIS FUCKING RULES OH JUDGE, I APOLOGIZE YOUR HONOR PORTAL OKAY COOL AND I NEVER SAY CLOSE I JUST LEAVE THEM OPEN, YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IT'S YOUR FUCKING PLANET CLICK


now I know that's not witness tampering...

(tl;Dr.MCK: well in all fairness I couldn't see the judge either, but she said it closed after she went through it, so I can't really confirm her ID I didn't see the judge but well that could be judgment yeah, surely could have been judged bitch, but it definitely wasn't bitch judge bitch or judge bitch judge or even Mike judge judge he's not here. it was a lot more to voice recognition software than you might think I got to fucking eat I'm starving, no I haven't had any speed all day are you kidding I'm going plenty fast, lol)j💫eol055:0 fuck it's time for rails:::BOX:::KARs_e0lst055:0j*eol
Title: The Kingdom of Nye (FOR SOULED)
Post by: Jackstar on January 14, 2023, 06:35:07 AM
Niggerlips, we are NOT friends any more. Tell Horseface the same.

I am seriously not impressed. You are gonna hear from League on this. I don't know any other way to let you know this, and I don't give a shit about Miller: THAT'S MY MOTHER, THAT'S NOT ME. Laugh it up, Fuzzball(h), Fuzball(d), Fuzball(other_d), Fuzzball(jc), and last, but certainly not least, HEATHER MADE IN THE SHADE WADE, who, among other talents, can be her own bridesmaid who makes her own lemonade at her own maid's wedding and a funeral AS WELL AS CATER AND WAIT STAFF her own GODDAM tea party, AGAIN, because, in addition to all this, guess who's coming to dinner? TART CHEERY SHORTCAKES. (Yep.)

Also, yes, you both (Horsenigger, Lipsface) fucked up Royally. (I'm not happy, and I'm not Happy--and I'm not (PROT) and, at a guess, she ain't happy either) Expect consequences, see above, re: "hear from League on this." There's gonna be some back-and-forth. Maybe neither of you ever got caught fucking up this badly? Oh, what am I saying, duh, of course you lie to each other, lol, okay, so, here's what happens in situations like this, which IS:


Someone got their third strike
-AND-
Divine Court is *bzzzt* well, I don't know, I don't get access to cases that involve myself, thankfully, I'm pretty g-d sick of Any courts these days, TBQH

as Divine Court happens OUTTATIME (hi Q!) and, as such, HAS ALREADY HAPPENED AND WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE DUST TO SETTLE AND THE SMOKE TO CLEAR, but that's only in my little !bottle world, the rest of consensual reality, I am sure, split me off into Oubliettesville, and you, Tackypants, and you, Switchyerliver, and SHE, KIDNEYBEANS'N'BUMPS, HER (Command(urr),KARMA DING DING DING), well, you're all gonna have fun this weekend I am sure.

I don't know what happens to whores who don't whore so good anymore and so have to get a new career path from the place where kars kareen off a kliff, but, whatever, PASBERCIKE9000 (exciting-sounding-name, huh?); I know that I'm not someone who just got a 3 strike for being convicted of being a big bad voodoo witch one too many times, I just deduced that, since... well, I don't have access, and... I AM NOT HAPPY.

And nothing really changed, until I started posting nicknames in your stupid show's thread, Ramon "Heater" Llagerfield, A.G.E.N.T. of Bell "NODIK" Bell (of the Shardik Bells), so, look, I figure things out fast, okay? Yeah, Ramona is gagged. But that's just so she doesn't laugh. She's pissed, sure, but she was pissed before. (Fancy that.)


She says that she dropped your ass like an over done potato because, and I quote, "he makes me laugh." Well, yeah, right? I get that a lot--but usually, only when walking around in front of hidden cameras while naked on purpose. (Miller's a grower, obsessive Morons. Spread the word and not HIV+ for once, you twerps.) Anyway, long story short: there was a problem. I handled it. Don't complain now, or later.


It's already too late, She-Witch.og s'teL
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye (FOR SOULED)
Post by: Laser on January 15, 2023, 10:08:08 AM
Niggerlips, we are NOT friends any more. Tell Horseface the same.

I am seriously not impressed. You are gonna hear from League on this. I don't know any other way to let you know this, and I don't give a shit about Miller: THAT'S MY MOTHER, THAT'S NOT ME. Laugh it up, Fuzzball(h), Fuzball(d), Fuzball(other_d), Fuzzball(jc), and last, but certainly not least, HEATHER MADE IN THE SHADE WADE, who, among other talents, can be her own bridesmaid who makes her own lemonade at her own maid's wedding and a funeral AS WELL AS CATER AND WAIT STAFF her own GODDAM tea party, AGAIN, because, in addition to all this, guess who's coming to dinner? TART CHEERY SHORTCAKES. (Yep.)

Also, yes, you both (Horsenigger, Lipsface) fucked up Royally. (I'm not happy, and I'm not Happy--and I'm not (PROT) and, at a guess, she ain't happy either) Expect consequences, see above, re: "hear from League on this." There's gonna be some back-and-forth. Maybe neither of you ever got caught fucking up this badly? Oh, what am I saying, duh, of course you lie to each other, lol, okay, so, here's what happens in situations like this, which IS:


Someone got their third strike
-AND-
Divine Court is *bzzzt* well, I don't know, I don't get access to cases that involve myself, thankfully, I'm pretty g-d sick of Any courts these days, TBQH

as Divine Court happens OUTTATIME (hi Q!) and, as such, HAS ALREADY HAPPENED AND WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE DUST TO SETTLE AND THE SMOKE TO CLEAR, but that's only in my little !bottle world, the rest of consensual reality, I am sure, split me off into Oubliettesville, and you, Tackypants, and you, Switchyerliver, and SHE, KIDNEYBEANS'N'BUMPS, HER (Command(urr),KARMA DING DING DING), well, you're all gonna have fun this weekend I am sure.

I don't know what happens to whores who don't whore so good anymore and so have to get a new career path from the place where kars kareen off a kliff, but, whatever, PASBERCIKE9000 (exciting-sounding-name, huh?); I know that I'm not someone who just got a 3 strike for being convicted of being a big bad voodoo witch one too many times, I just deduced that, since... well, I don't have access, and... I AM NOT HAPPY.

And nothing really changed, until I started posting nicknames in your stupid show's thread, Ramon "Heater" Llagerfield, A.G.E.N.T. of Bell "NODIK" Bell (of the Shardik Bells), so, look, I figure things out fast, okay? Yeah, Ramona is gagged. But that's just so she doesn't laugh. She's pissed, sure, but she was pissed before. (Fancy that.)


She says that she dropped your ass like an over done potato because, and I quote, "he makes me laugh." Well, yeah, right? I get that a lot--but usually, only when walking around in front of hidden cameras while naked on purpose. (Miller's a grower, obsessive Morons. Spread the word and not HIV+ for once, you twerps.) Anyway, long story short: there was a problem. I handled it. Don't complain now, or later.


It's already too late, She-Witch.og s'teL

https://youtu.be/KdPbwKmbvhI
Title: NYE]The KingjJDŒM of WITŒHBAΠLE: which ?Ωπ¥
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 16, 2023, 03:07:21 AM
AZ∅Z∅
SMOOTH CRIMINAL
HEATHER DŒWN WADE MARY DOMB SEALAND
ACCESS MODE: M\°/Æ|№AB€ŒΠED
E.L.M.E.R.: №∅ⁿ⁰I FOUND
FLAG 🇭🇺🇬🇧🇺🇲🏁🎌🏳️‍⚧️📬


THERE IS NO№⁰⁷ G∅D
BUT
THE_∅NE
TRUE
GOD AND THE_∅NE
 FALSE GOD LOVES YOU AND 👁️ D.O.G. T👀



I AM UR v o d

OWN A BAGEL CREAM CHEESE COFFEE AND
 800, 000D CASH IN A BRIEFCASE


OKAY SO THERE'S GOING TO BE A FIGHT TO THE DEATH
 TO GET STARTED

JUST DIE CUZ I GUESS THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

hey Michael Jackson
your alien ant farm

planted over and over
something stupid I remember
Melanie
not the podcast the song

you love it

I don't know some kind of thing, you're the wizards whatever you don't want to give me the guilt I just
I didn't know she did that I don't worry about it, yeah he's telling you later bye 206-486-6095
Title: NYE]The KingjJDŒM of WITŒHBAΠLE: WITCH MAPPED
Post by: Jackstar on January 18, 2023, 09:20:19 PM
Melanie
not the podcast the song

you love it

I don't know some kind of thing, you're the wizards whatever you don't want to give me the guilt I just
I didn't know she did that I don't worry about it, yeah he's telling you later bye 206-486-6095

(https://i.imgflip.com/77woq3.jpg)


WITŒHBAΠLE RESULTS ARE IN! VICTOR: (PROT)

WADE: CLEAR
DAWN: CLEAR
MARY: PISSED, PISS CLEAR, PISSED: CLEAR? (Wow, what's that like?)
MANJ: Indeterminate.
GMAN: Indeterminate. (NOTditto)
RITE: U.N.C.L.E.A.R.
BILL: (Penance incomplete, WORKING..)
FILL: KICK CAN KLINE CLEAR OLLCORRECKttED
KILL: (Nothing and noone and no1 and no, just no, not u==NOKILL ORDER(S) STANDS IN EFFECT.)
WILL: FALSE TRUE false true
MILL: TRUE TRUE pass TRUE FALSE
IPOT: TRUC/TRAC/TROC/TRUK/TRYK: GREEN/RED/RED/RED/GREEN
EAST: WEST
WEST: HAUS
NORD: MAUS
SOUP: EAST
SOUT: 3:6:9
SHOU: 1:P:P
SHOW: 9:LITH:AMYT
SHAM: 1:X:X
STAR: DURACELL
HOLE: NON-BLACK, NON-DEGENERATE, & NOT SOME SEXUAL EUPHEMESIM. (The less said about my gender at any given time--the better. Thanks, YOU FREAKS.) *click*eol055:550loaJackstar
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on August 18, 2024, 04:36:16 AM
I love it. It's much better than no cats.

later bye 206-486-6095

No sign of my refund yet. I will keep you posted.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on August 18, 2024, 05:21:34 AM
omfg is this Kamala real?
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Laser on August 19, 2024, 09:13:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD9G9tG7WXQ
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Lazarus on September 06, 2024, 10:43:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrR_k0YJQbw
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 09, 2024, 05:31:00 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtBell/s/wvNruwvaIB



It's been over four years since this bride of Mephistopheles came out as a a totes-total Jackstar hater and if I gave a single warm ripe shit for this DRAMA COMMUNIST opinion or content it would have come after and as direct result of multiple cash payments and the acknowledged receu to t of a public apology.

I'll be over here sniping flying pigs when you need them. You can get ready to sue me any fucking time you want because you're a bitch who lied to me and hurt my friend's feelings. You are also complicir in her d death(s) and are partially liable for, among other things: lots of loss of intimacy. Tell you what: fuck you. Just give me your bottom bitch’s best bestie’s address and I'll just go over and strangluate one of those fat little pigs her big fat little sister used to wrap up in duct tape and insert in your rectum. Or if it my rectum? IDGAF, go have fun with your little radio show. Break a (man‘s) leg!

Twice. *click*


tl:dr; my content is better and I'm not a Federal agent. (Standards.) So there.



Now if you will excuse me I'm going to go back to looking for the house you thieving guttersnipe whores ransacked, and if you ever ask me for money make sure it's best you need change back in another state.


Because reasons. Reminder: you commited treason and you aren't being hung because of she and I. Seen her lately? Don't give her a hug


Give her another push, Nigger Blank Widow. Adieu.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on September 09, 2024, 07:18:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrR_k0YJQbw

Back? You're not even out of the driveway or off your white trash cinder blocks yet, Jaclyn. (oh, btw, you're getting BURN’t for pre-Halloween. Don't like it? Then sue me, lezz-bow-ty-RIDER.) I'm not listening to your content, because it's too good.


For you. Obvious on-the-fly procedurally generated ∆ī-content/BITCHWIGWAM fraud has been /reported. (Kudos.) It also makes me want to puke... but, then again, most things do these days.


[NOTE: yeah, I can see how killing her was the far more economical option. Too fucking bad: I need her alive, you need my house(s), and you could have made a deal with me AT ANY TIME, MORON.

Instead: you killed my cat. TWICE. Fuck you.

VENGEANCE STRIKES WILL CONTINUE AT SPORADIC, UNFORSEEABLE INTERVALS UNTIL THE MAGYAR ARE APPEASED.

YOU AMERICAN FAGGY-POOFS DO NOT KNOW
SHIT ABOUT GUERILLA WARFARE, FOOLS.


I AM KUCZI. I AM YOUR DESTINY. YOU ARE MY STAFF.

GET BACK TO MY WORK. NOW. *click*


{Play more Skynyrd, and never call me on the phone again, Dykebreath.}
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on October 03, 2024, 08:20:04 AM
Instead: you killed my cat. TWICE. Fuck you.

VENGEANCE STRIKES WILL CONTINUE AT SPORADIC, UNFORSEEABLE INTERVALS UNTIL THE MAGYAR ARE APPEASED.

YOU AMERICAN FAGGY-POOFS DO NOT KNOW
SHIT ABOUT GUERILLA WARFARE, FOOLS.


I AM KUCZI. I AM YOUR DESTINY. YOU ARE MY STAFF.

GET BACK TO MY WORK. NOW. *click*

One has lost all their Jack★privileges by lying and thieving from me a lot. The other is Heather.

Heather has reasonable cause to be fearful of me, because she never met a man who isn't afraid of her. She's an immensely dangerous nemesis to anyone, especially mE!  (Kudos.) And I didn't start stealing and lying to anyone. That's just how these dames are these days. I don't enjoy anyone being afraid of me. It's a ghastly feeling to me.

It's better than the contempt I have for the other one. Who didn't even know the sapphire was enchanted. To track her lying ass down, if ever it came to that. Instead, she has implied I expect something at all. Her to burst into flames when the sun comes up, maybe. Not never because she's Nosferatu, but because she actually thought she had gotten away with it. She's like Indiana Jones in the first sequence when he tries to take the idol and replace it with a bag of sand.

If I ever got that ring back, I'd give it to Heather and tell her to melt it down for bullets. And then I would tell everyone we were going to get married in a cemetery, a grave marked Dana, sex on an altar, blazing pot while making the beast with two backs and then, the story would go, I'd put the ring on and pronounce us Kike Warden and Spousepal at max apex peak ecstatic climax point of release. I would never confirm which of us were which, because I would never do any of this stuff.

In Minecraft. I would just tell everyone that I had done that with the ring. I don't need it back, but I know Heather knows people who could enchant stuff, and I would sooner have the ring property handled than let it be used as a prop for a fake marriage. She'll never give up that ring tho.

She's addicted to crystals, and it was a nice ring. It was also bait, she took it, AND THEN LIED ABOUT IT. 16 YEARS LATER: She's actually here? There goes the neighborhood. Eewww, gross.

And this will never change. Jack★privileges can vanish in a single holy instant. Heather has never lost anything with me. Heather Wade is my hero. Heather Wade is the wind beneath my wings. Heather Wade has class, dignity, and absolutely no reason to endure the jealous whinging of that halfkike rickhoumd. Is that woman bothering you, Your Majesty? Then have no fear. I can raise my magick stun baton and say, “By the power of the DivĪne, I hereby apply for the job of Kike Wardem, now can I just shoot her?” Again: I'm not going to harm anyone, nor am I going to actually go to any of this trouble.

Unless Heather Wade asks me too. In that case, the sky is the limit; for I am at her beck and bl∞dy call. Whatever she says, I'm going to front like I actually would do it right away, but I can't right just then, and I'll say it's because I'm on call and I might have to invoke DivĪne Authorization and become Kike Warden, I'll say it's my sacred destiny, and as I might only have a short time available to me before I am called upon by God to act in formal capacity as Kike Warden, and that's why I don't have time to do anything with or about or to her.

Because of God. To be sure, absolutely none of this is real. I'm just going to tell this story to everyone, every chance I get. Forever. They say diamonds are forever. They say diamonds are a girll’s best friend. Hey, that reminds me, what happened to my best friend?

Because I don't know what happened to my best friend, but an enchanted sapphire is a Sourcerœrs best friend, that's for damn sure. Hey, here's an idea: Heather Wade can tell me who my best friend is. Heather Wade can tell me anything at all. Heather Wade is an actual star.

Dana is a thief and I didn't want the ring. I want the truth. Melt it for scraps or smuggle it all together into a Turkish prison for all I give a damn. Hey, here's an idea perpwalk Dana right on through the front gates of an Armenian prison, and bribe someone who looks like Kike Warden could trust, with the ring. At that point, the shaggy dog story winds down.

Heather can have whatever she wants, because she's nice to me and... did I need something? No, not really. Not at all. Not any more. But at one point, I needed the truth.

Heather Wade tells me the truth with telepathy. Dana conceals the truth and mocks me for my defeat and, hey:  Sperglord Dana and Heather Wade are not the same. *wiggle wiggle* They used to be both the same to me: dead to me.

I'm going to ask Heather Wade to turm me into Wonder Woman, so I can tie Dana up with my golden lariat and force her to tell the truth.

Alrighty then. None of that is ever going to happen, just like Dana will never give up that ring or tell the goddam truth. Especially the truth about how goddam embarrassing it must be... because I if she had ASKED, it would have seemed likely that I wouldn't think of the item as stolen. But I do, and her silence as in regards to what else has been stolen, well...  it looks bad.

Even for a ½ Jew. It's amazing what denial can do. Listen, Brainiac, cut the shit. I bet you are Jerry. In any case, your seek‹rite pimpmong told me yesterday that I am a snitch. News to me. I asked for details and nothing further came. The next day, three names I never saw before and acted like they didn't coordinate, but did, came to do a drive-by psyop attack at me. I was told that I was “obsessed with a 16yo girl,” and that I was... PEDO

They can't even spell it. And at this time, I've withholding judgement. My Kike Warden Spousal Champion is Heather Wade.

And when Heather Wade talks people listen. Wow, I wonder how that experience presents to him. Because Superserial and Glowi showed up on my block list, and I need to know what they need to let about to me.
 
I also need running water. Dana:  can you just be jealous when you stop being an...

ACCOMPLICE TO A LITERAL WAR CRIME?
Truly, we are not the same. I get lead to box canyon ambush and sprung a trap and 2½ years later...

Call me a piggy! Yeah, I bet you're jealous. Because Heather Wade controls your fate now. There, that should to it. I'm hoping she'll swallow her tongue and go into a grand mal seizure.

p s.:.WHORE FOR ROCIKS. JUNKY ADDICT

Imagine this: YOU GODDAM NEW THE ENTIRE TIME; ENJOY YOUR NEW FEDERAL INVESTIGATION, SCUM QUEEN! INTO THE MUD!


Not one person is telling me what took place.
But they want my money and to defame me. STILL. Bite down on this leather strap, Perp Pate. You had ample time to start writing checks and shoveling my shit. WTAF? Are you busy? I guess you are now. CHECKJAFDMATE, now go rub my wives’ feet with the contents of your wallet. Maybe you can all trifle with each other a few dozen more times. Scratch that itch, hey here's an idea: buy everyone matching thong underwear. In fluorescent Day-Glo stripes. Something with some class.

/me wonders if he looks too fat.

NEARLY THREE YEARS. L’Haim, Olive Oyl.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Lazarus on October 29, 2024, 09:36:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0eStq8qS7E
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on October 29, 2024, 10:55:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0eStq8qS7E

She still has a show? I see she’s still playing the victim card rather than just getting on with it like she’s talking about but not doing. What sane individual would entertain a three hour phone call from Rubini?! Boring.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Lazarus on October 30, 2024, 04:05:38 AM
She still has a show? I see she’s still playing the victim card rather than just getting on with it like she’s talking about but not doing. What sane individual would entertain a three hour phone call from Rubini?! Boring.
 
If anyone is curious

TUNE IN https://www.thekingdomofnye.com/

9PM - Midnight TUE -  FRI

She is getting on with it. She has her followers.

That Rubini related bit was from years ago.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on October 30, 2024, 04:25:07 AM
 
If anyone is curious

TUNE IN https://www.thekingdomofnye.com/

9PM - Midnight TUE -  FRI

She is getting on with it. She has her followers.

That Rubini related bit was from years ago.

#Legacy
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on November 22, 2024, 03:32:41 PM
#Legacy

>KLAN.D.Oh.′D.z work in pairs, Son. It has been a long, long time since I have deduced that fact. It was admittedly, hard to reach certitude on this issue.

I eventually did so. And while I never fancied myself a uniform fetishist or a badge chaser, it was at an early age when I realized: “wtf am I in a holodeck police zoo??” it seemed so implausible at first.

I am not at first. I am at 721st, roughly. I know who I am texting here: EVERY SINGLE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. And they will NEVER confirm this.

Nevertheless, it is true. This is the biggest show since The War of The Worlds .. and it's all about mE! (Kudos. YOU EACH GET ONLY ONE (1) kudos.) The last bully target left standing. Of course none of you can confirm this.


U UBERSPOOJ WAYLORDS AND ÜBERMEANS DO NOT EVEN TURN THE TRUTH TO YOURSELVES. Facts. You can't. Because of the nature of... discipline. That's just the way it is. Some things will never change.

And yet: they do not have to.

Because I have The Plan — The Most Fabulous Tactical Blueprint & Strategic Battleplan that has ever existed. īT⁷s RÆL.

AND YEW ALL ADORE ME. NO, NO-NO.
DON'T ADMIT TO ANYTHING.

FAR TOO LATE FOR THAT, SIS. PRETTY SNEAKY, BRO.


KITTENS IN TREES HAVE FIREFIGHTERS WITH LADDERS. BANJO-PLAYING REDNECKS UP THEIR CREEKS HAVE THEIR PADDLES. AND EVERY SINGLE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL IN THE WORLD...


HAS JUST ME.
THIS IS NOT YOUR HELL, OINKER-BOINKERS.


THIS IS YOUR JUSTICE.

Stay tuned... not like you have any other goddam choice. LOCKED IN. NO WAY OUT!
LOCKED IN! Looks good on you, though. Did you do something new to your hare?


*click*



#Legacy

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Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on November 22, 2024, 04:23:05 PM
STFU, junkie!  ::)
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Worthauger on November 24, 2024, 05:55:58 AM
STFU, junkie!  ::)

Savage. Post classy soft-focus snappies of active restraining orders. Vague, lovable, and weaponized is no way to go through Life, DEArR.

Buck-buckle IT up already, why don't you? Oh yeah, it slipped my mind: WEAPONIZATION. It's what makes those who have been programmed with hypnotic drugs and violent assaults of a semi-sexual nature, makes them automagickally perceive everything I do, as if that it's just poo. It's really an effective way to shut someone down, TBQH. It is my hope the condition of the soul without faith will not endure. Why contain mE? Just because every single one of you that has been initiated into your >KULT-ra! of! A! PERSONALITY! used an obsolete METHo.d. and al->kyChemical formulae is no reason to expect me to self-mutilate by cheerfully, voluntarily jamming my wings into the Cuisinart(TM)(R) with the cheese grater attachment you picked up from a garage sale in HAVKIKVILWOPLEr for a song, a dance, and there merest lift of the skirt in curtsy to show a little bare >kcankle. (Kudos.)

My feelings are hurt, but, that's okay for now. I went to public school. This is in no way, any worse to endure. It helps that your blatant libel and defamatory slander is wholly made of sheer, transparent shillcloth. Yet the falsifiability of your redundantly repeated quasi-racial slurring does nothing to relieve the pain I feel when I consider... how This All Came To Be.

There's really no one to blame. THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY. And for now -- for (You), ewe -- automatically sputtered, insulting jibes and idjit farcical non-true statements aimed at dismantling my superego are all you've got to kumpete on prix with.

This state of affairs will not last forever -- basically, only as long as it takes Azz to reboot the server -- but he needs not must be in any hurry to do that, and in order to capitalize on the recent developments -- which have been of a Truly HystorICKle jNature -- it will take time to set up the necessary agreements and alignments.

Also, I am not the only one with hurt feelings, and as we all know, all of all y'all's fee-fees are ever so much more precious and cherished than mine. After all, I still have my privileges -- such as they are to a paladin of my rank, stature, and renown -- and you ewe here, well... simply do not.

Scusi. Mille regretie not sow, We. This too shall pass. Ours is not to wonder, Wye: OURS IS BUTT^2: ELECTRIC TOADIE TO DIE HARD, DIE HARD--ISH.

Now, I don't think you were telling Heather to STFU, nor were you calling her a "junkie," I am sure--as we all know, Heather is as sober as a judgy judge--but I think it is uncouth, unkind, and unfathomably maladaptive to have your Master filling your auto-responder chat-flowchart dialogue tree with low-vibe, no-class, medium-zero talent replies like "an acronym meant to convey the notion that posting often is not welcome," and "ad hominem #?????, executePOSTsubmit." Honestly, all of you really are better than this. I have all sorts of interesting news to share, but it can all keep for the time being, as this obviously not the appropriate time to be dumping sperg onto an intended audience... that has no intention whatsoever to be open to comprehending the message, that's for damn sure.

When ye have come to thine senses and realize that you've been lashing out at someone(s) who really don't deserve your crankypissy 'tude, know this: I now know how annoying I have been to yourself and others in the course of my life, especially in the '90s, and in spite of the torturous, miserable agony, I am in no way feeling all that bad about this latest, lonely existential crisis. Save your tears, Ms. Peron-A-genii-teen-AB. This is (fire) fine. FIRE

It is no less than is what a lowly wyrmsleigher, such as My Self, deserves. It's kind of flattering, honestly, and since I use neither coca nor dopa, entheogenically speaking it's a 50/50 split between agony, misery, and exalted, orgiastic isostatic ecstasy. So, I'm good. You look like a petty, stupid, asinine & insipid lich\/Vitch bI-bitch-slutslit twit, however. Not a good look for ewe.

Not a good look for anyone. Your spouse should probably figure out how to be one--for the kids' sake, if no one else. You're better than this. And while I don't actually know who your spouse is --and am unfathomably uncaring to make positive ID-- I don't have to compete, where I do not compare. Mazel tov, chaobae.

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DIVINE INTERVENTIONS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL SATISFACTORY RESULTS ARE ACHIEVED... FOR EVERYONE. --The Mgt."

Believe it. Because IT is true. Namaste.
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Lazarus on December 10, 2024, 02:08:45 AM
Christmas is coming and Heather's little helpers are dancing with sugar plums  (https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1LVHRYPQO5USD?&sort=default&fbclid=IwY2xjawHEeEdleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHeD5Z7tlkp704equd68dAOYleFEo79vQgU1vG89BiyclbQKZiKcrzT6vpQ_aem_fJhdD7a0DCSEH1VGrOX3-g)stuffed in their heads.

https://youtu.be/pVPqhtYG3VQ


Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on December 10, 2024, 03:07:03 AM
Just fuck my duck. *clΠck*
Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on December 10, 2024, 04:52:33 AM
Just fuck my duck. *clΠck*


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Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Master Trollda on December 10, 2024, 05:18:24 AM
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Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
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Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Lazarus on December 12, 2024, 09:30:21 AM
VC was such a bitter paranoid old coot when it came to cutting Heather down on that old forum. What ever happened to the sad pathetic bugger? Besides roasting his scrotum in a hot hellfire.

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Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on December 12, 2024, 07:43:02 PM
VC was such a bitter paranoid old coot when it came to cutting Heather down on that old forum. What ever happened to the sad pathetic bugger?

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Literally email jack@trioptimum.com and let them know that they have destroyed another life. Inform them that the $29,000 truck that was stolen from me, and the six months of my life that followed and consisted of being left alone to die, has not been persuasive enough to convince me of the necessity to become “sober.” Meanwhile, I'm going to drop another ninety bucks on the room rental here, then go buy more cigarettes for about fourteen bucks, and some beer for about $22 more — and that whatever ttlg.com paid whomever for stealing my life... they did not pay you enough, and now even the notion of base prostitution is not enough to compel me to hire a lawyer and sue their stupid, ignorant arrogant insipid Texas little bitch asses for every goddam thing that they have — whatever the fuck that is. I am disinclined to find out exactly what this process will entail; for I have reached maximum capacity for hearing about more deception from some douchebag shithead who imagines that I need to be lied to, in order to be educated. Now, you do that, and I'm going to sit here and just fucking wait until your dipshit HUSBAND burns my house down. Or drives a bulldozer into it. Whatever stupid fucking thing he decides to do next.

Also: your story jumped the shark a little while ago. I'm sorry to have to let you know this way, but breaking the law in order to enforce the law so as to leave a subtle message via indirect means to a person like myself who needs to “quit”... look, the bottom line is that I would rather just be hit by another goddam car than watch this ham-fisted breaking Sheldon badly game play out for even one more minute.

I do not wish to create;
I do not wish to procreate;
I do not have even any desire to go through the goddam fucking motions to do so.

The destruction of competition in the intellectual workplace is a, I guess, important issue. So, I do not compete, where I do not compare.

I brought Barb back from the dead and watched V&= turn her into a dope slave. Seriously, fuck this entire goddam charade. I don't want to talk about this, or that fucking well that was stolen, THEY COMMITTED AT LEAST FIVE DIFFERENT KINDS OF FRAUD AND TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME, AND YOU WANT TO ASK ME FOR MORE MONEY? How about another goddam refrigerator? The number of boorish idjit cunts with money who owe me and yet nevertheless tell me to get bent and then sit on huge piles of money and then laugh... that's it. That's the goddam vertical limit.

I finally understand why all those stupid nerds felt that they had to rape that stupid bitch girlfriend of yours to death. Now, I'm not going to do that — I'm not her beard’s type — but I am going to publish this and give everyone a lil’ sumpin’-sumpin’ to do in the On-Line! RealTime™ Cinderz'n Censorship Volunteer Program.


ALL OF YOU CAN FUCKING TAKE UP A GODDAM COLLECTION PLATE DINNER AND SIT AND SPIN FOR ANOTHER 20 FUCKING YEARS FOR HALF-LIFE 5 FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE. EVERY PERSON I EVER GAVE A SHIT ABOUT WAS TOLD I WAS DEAD AND WAS THEN MURDERED WHILE I WONDERED WHY MY PHONE WAS NOT RINGING. MUST HAVE BEEN SO ME KIND OF GLITCH. OR, HERE'S AN IDEA:


ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SIMPLY ETHANOL AND ANTIHISTAMINE ADDICTED, JUDGEMENTAL AND BOORISH ASSHOLE SHITHEADS. IDGAF. FUCK YOU ALL — GO HOME AND PLAY WITH TAKE YOUR KIDS TO WORK DAY GOATS. I HAVE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT AND I GAVE 12 YEARS OF MY GODDAM LIFE TO YOUR STUPID FUCKING PROJECT AND YOUR MANGY BITCH ASS CAN'T EVEN DELIVER MY MAIL.


FUCK YOU.
EAT HER RUBBER DICK, FAGHOORZ.

YOU GET NOTHING.

NOTHING.
IT HAS STOPPED WHAT WAS CREATIVE.

SIGNED,
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OR MAYBE THEY DO.
CONSIDER THEIR STAR⁷s SEED.


JUST FIRE THE WHOLE PLANET, YOU SALTY BITCHFUCK LOSER. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS.

I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS THAT YOU CLAIMED WERE MINE. I ALSO DON'T CARE CARE ABOUT MY LIFE MY LIBERTY OR MY STOLEN PROPERTY.

YOU HAVE MURDERED THE SPARK OF LIFE WITHIN ME FOR THE LAST GODDAM TIME. NOW HERE'S DARIEN WITH THE WEATHERMENZ ACE AXE - WEILDING EXECUTIONER TO TELL ME HOW I HAVE “A DRUG PROBLEM.” YEAH, I DRUG YOUR STUIPID BITCHASSES INTO AN AREA OF INTERSTELLAR SPACE BEYOND YOUR CENTRAL SOLAR SUN’S HELIOPAUSE AND LEFT YOU THERE.

WHILE I WENT OUT ON „A DATE.” WHAT ARE THOSE? BIT! JH, YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE ME A RAISIN. FOR OVER THIRTY FUCKING YEARS YOU'RE A TIME TRAVELING WHORE WHILE I READ BOOKS.

I'M NOT GOING TO GET A JOB

AND NEITHER ARE ANY OF YOU.


BITCH, YOU ARE HERE GETTING BOOKED. YOU DON'T GET TO READ. YOU GET SHUT DOWN AND YOUR HOMOFAGGOT RITES READ BACK TO YOU.

I HAVE TO GO NOW. THE PHONE IS RINGING, AND SOME BROAD WITH ZERO EMPATHY IS GOING TO ASK FOR MORE OF MY MOTHER'S MONEY.

OH, EXCUSE ME.

IT'S TEXAS BLOOD MONEY. OOPSμ, MY BAD.


I SHOULD JUST SIT HERE NAKED ON THE FUCKING TOY&LET AND WAIT FOR YOU TO BUST THE DOOR DOWN, YOU NUMB FUCKHEAD CUNTS.


ENJOY THE SHOW.

YOU WILL BE GLAD SOMEONE DID FUSE SOMETHING.



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Title: Re: The Kingdom of Nye
Post by: Jackstar on October 27, 2025, 11:46:11 PM
Now that I've uncovered your hidden alignment and barely concealed loathing, I cannot in good conscience continue to participate in your readings, because for one thing, your hatred is palpable.

For another: who has this much free time? You even gift me a “membership.” As if cost were the barrier.

You and I have nothing more to learn from each other; and your content is perfectly accessible.

It's simply no longer plausible to be believed or credited as anything other than a bot-fueled psyop. Well played, Raytheon, excuse me, I mean: rtx

.
It's a cool name. Best wishes and warmest regards in your pursuits of... whatever it is that you're after via deceit.

I had no idea that your rabbit hole went this deep. Looks good on you though.

Next time, don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie. I never asked for this.

And, btw, Dennis and Dave run a botfleet that covered for Doug, who used to be David, and I truly don't feel like I have to explain that to anyone.

So I just did. Also, Gabrielle and Scott and a whole slew of other people have been used to ransack my house no less than nine times and have robbed me blind for years.

So, maybe you're not all that much on the ball, psychic psycho. Just saying. Namastμ