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Title: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on January 22, 2022, 10:25:03 AM
Look, don't get me wrong; I love it when all of all y'all keep talking about Me incessantly--totes--but maybe you if you wanna just lollygag around and spin yarn on me, you could make another thread, eh?

Ask Jack Anything

Let's pull out the old mailbag and see what we have for Jack today.

Quote
"I know this sounds embarrassing, but I am starting to grow a horn in the middle of my forehead. For now, it's only the size of a small thorn. I can imagine it some day the size of a rhino-like structure. My question for the moment is, would women find this attractive?"

BTW all posts attached to this thread MUST be in the form of a question. You wouldn't want to make the class monitors angry or trample on their OCD feelings. It can be tempting.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2022, 01:20:01 PM
You wouldn't want to make the class monitors angry...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/g0ElXI2lnPcnDiXgzA/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2022, 01:22:12 PM
"I know this sounds embarrassing, but I am starting to grow a horn in the middle of my forehead. For now, it's only the size of a small thorn."

Forehead horns, vestigial tails.

With Jackstar, there's always somethin' goin' on.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 22, 2022, 02:29:08 PM
 I'm scared of what is going on in the world right now.  I know how to bring it into prospective, but it works better to do it with someone else who knows what is going on.  Jackstar.  Please, tell me.  Am I making any sense, or have my advanced years finally tweaked my mode of thinking? :-[


Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 22, 2022, 02:48:23 PM
Forehead horns, vestigial tails.

With Jackstar, there's always somethin' goin' on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyUh9r7hXM
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on January 22, 2022, 02:57:45 PM
I'm going back to bed. To sleep. Alone.


Fuck off.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2022, 02:59:39 PM
Fuck off.

Aye aye, Clapton.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on January 22, 2022, 06:34:35 PM
I'm going back to bed. To sleep. Alone.


Fuck off.

At least I don't have some asshole demanding pancakes.


CARRION.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on January 22, 2022, 06:39:51 PM
I'm scared of what is going on in the world right now.

I hear it is, like, pretty bad; so it must be, because no one fucking tells me any fucking thing, so if I am hearing things about how bad it is, why... it must be... totes terrible.


  I know how to bring it into prospective, but it works better to do it with someone else who knows what is going on.

I remember starting this way.


  Jackstar.  Please, tell me.  Am I making any sense, or have my advanced years finally tweaked my mode of thinking? :-[

Oh, you're making perfect scents.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on January 22, 2022, 07:22:46 PM
Ask Jack Anything

Let's pull out the old mailbag and see what we have for Jack today.

Quote
"I know this sounds embarrassing, but I am starting to grow a horn in the middle of my forehead. For now, it's only the size of a small thorn. I can imagine it some day the size of a rhino-like structure. My question for the moment is, would women find this attractive?"

This reference to a little horn speaks of the Antichrist.

Yikes!
 
But do women find this attractive?

#Horny
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 22, 2022, 07:46:21 PM
Oh, you're making perfect scents.

Pretty good of me, especially when I don't even have two scents to rub together, or any sense at all. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 22, 2022, 07:49:36 PM
But do women find this attractive?

It's beyond my control.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 23, 2022, 04:18:00 PM
But do women find [a little horn] attractive?

Good luck finding a woman's opinion in this sea of sausages.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: pate on January 26, 2022, 11:53:13 PM
@JaxTard what is your preferred method for intake of crystal methamphetamine:  rhino-nasal, inhalation of smoke, (https://apastyle.apa.org/style-grammar-guidelines/punctuation/serial-comma) or injection into the bloodstream?

Axing for a fiend.

Bonus points if you sprinkle it on your eyeballs.

TIA.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on January 27, 2022, 12:45:53 AM
@JaxTard what is your preferred method

A lawful one.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: pate on January 28, 2022, 01:49:05 AM
Is the answer to a rhetorical question irrelevant?

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on January 28, 2022, 02:51:05 AM
Where is the fealty?

Did you really have Starr Mountain plead your case before the peanut gallery?
This has caused quite a storm.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0

Of course, the Fanged One has not waded in yet.


Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on January 28, 2022, 03:17:40 AM
Where is the fealty?

Did you really have Starr Mountain plead your case before the peanut gallery?
This has caused quite a storm.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0

Of course, the Fanged One has not waded in yet.

Predictable really.

Just another manipulative ploy on Jacko’s part. I'm sure Azz will come running to soothe the needs of his massive ego and tiny shtick promptly.

Poor Starr... Someone coulda told her he'd just as soon cut off her nose despite her face for a shallow win.

Jackstar is the kinda guy to give an “I Told You So” eulogy. Though, I can't say I blame him if they're so stupid as to applaud him at the end of a fuckoff and farewell speech.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on January 28, 2022, 03:20:45 AM
Where is the fealty?

Did you really have Starr Mountain plead your case before the peanut gallery?
This has caused quite a storm.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0

Of course, the Fanged One has not waded in yet.

Come home?! Since when was he ever an Ellgabber?  ???

Regardless, it’s extremely weak tea on his part. Bart will be editing his posts to make sure he’s in compliance. ::)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: pate on January 28, 2022, 03:22:44 AM
Where is the fealty?

Did you really have Starr Mountain plead your case before the peanut gallery?
This has caused quite a storm.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0

Of course, the Fanged One has not waded in yet.




(https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/27/1/2144716791-2472680larry-the-cable-guy-funny.jpg)

3:1 it is a "NO-GO", B.Elle won't allow it.

IF it is allowed I give it less than a week, 1:6 odds.

Whaddya say, @JaxTard you want a piece of this action?

Since we are such great fiends and all, I will take your wager.  I only accept BitCoin though...

I bet you're yella, fellah!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on January 28, 2022, 03:24:54 AM
Come home?! Since when was he ever an Ellgabber?  ???

Regardless, it’s extremely weak tea on his part. Bart will be editing his posts to make sure he’s in compliance. ::)

That motherfucker won't last a week.🤣

#Weak
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on January 28, 2022, 03:27:30 AM
Jacko, why does your girlfriend suck dick worse than you?

Axing for a friend, mane.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on January 28, 2022, 05:35:45 AM
That motherfucker won't last a week.🤣

#Weak

Listen to the rodent: (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg380301#msg380301)

Quote
Only Senda rivals him in length and incoherency in his posts.

I have cornholed PB to the point that it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway now.  We need some fresh meat.  I vote yes.

(https://i.postimg.cc/0yGYTXgR/HM.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on January 28, 2022, 05:51:07 AM
Jack, why such a prima donna? Why such a high maintenance drama queen?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:24:10 AM
Just another manipulative ploy on Jacko’s part. I'm sure Azz will come running to soothe the needs of his massive ego and tiny shtick promptly.

No. No, I won't. Fuck that guy.

I think he's autistic or something, and he gets all flustered by his inability to communicate with others.

I actually felt sorry for him for a while. But now he can go fuck himself, mentally retarded or not.

Jackstar, who you mad at, me or you man? Don't be mad at me, be mad at yourself.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:30:13 AM
Did you really have Starr Mountain plead your case before the peanut gallery?

Pretty damn pathetic. He drags Starr into his little quittening.

All this over me not recording our conversations? What a stupid thing to be mad at.

Fuck him. I hope he rots in hell. The abusive litte retard.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on January 28, 2022, 06:34:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AG9MX_c0vU
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:37:22 AM
Jack, why such a prima donna? Why such a high maintenance drama queen?

He's just pissed that he can't slap me around like he did his girlfriend.

I'll actually punch him dead in the face.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 07:03:49 AM
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0

Nice! Another knife in my back, from Starr.

:)

(https://i.imgur.com/1CE1Tum.png)

Hey, Associate Producer, don't bother clocking in tomorrow morning--

(https://c.tenor.com/MVB2aYkleYwAAAAC/trump-youre-fired.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 07:09:17 AM
Jacko, why does your girlfriend suck dick worse than you?

Wow, he gave you head?

Did he take his false teeth out?

I heard he and Starr share a pair.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 07:11:06 AM
3:1 it is a "NO-GO", B.Elle won't allow it.

IF it is allowed I give it less than a week, 1:6 odds.

Seems the common consensus is that no one will put up with his shit.

Not nearly as long as we've tolerated it, anyway.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 07:14:14 AM
Come home?! Since when was he ever an Ellgabber?  ???

Regardless, it’s extremely weak tea on his part. Bart will be editing his posts to make sure he’s in compliance. ::)

He's so fucking gay.

::)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 03:01:24 PM
I know Jack manipulated Starr into making that post on L-Gab, and that the betrayal is not exactly as deep as it seems.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 05:56:48 PM
Nice! Another knife in my back, from Starr.

:)

(https://i.imgur.com/1CE1Tum.png)

Hey, Associate Producer, don't bother clocking in tomorrow morning--

(https://c.tenor.com/MVB2aYkleYwAAAAC/trump-youre-fired.gif)

Have you seen this yet, Azz?  I posted this on your Twitter DM yesterday right after posting on ellgab.  Dear Azz.  I am so sorry about the rift between you and Jackstar.  You are both special to me so I will not be choosing sides.  He asked me to start a thread for him on ellgab so he can post there again.  This is nothing against you.  I am staying on Patreon and I am with you as always.  I love you, Azz.  XOXOXOX.

This is not a knife in your back.  I did nothing to betray you.  You considered Jack one of your best friends and I consider both of you as my friends.  The two of you had a falling out.  One of you asked me for help.  No betrayal involved.  If there had been, I would have declined the request.  I have never done anything against you in the past, Azzerae.  Why would I suddenly do so now?  I wouldn't.

I hope you take some time to think on this.  I love you, Azz. :-*

Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:10:04 PM
I posted this on your Twitter DM yesterday.  Dear Azz.  I am so sorry about the rift between you and Jackstar.  You are both special to me so I will not be choosing sides.  He asked me to start a thread for him on ellgab so he can post there again.  This is nothing against you.  I am staying on Patreon and I am with you as always.  I love you, Azz.  XOXOXOX.

God damn it, you're right!

For some reason I never got a notification to make me aware that you had sent the DM, however, you did send the DM, and 19 hours ago.

My bad. Azzerae fucks up again.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:11:13 PM
Oh, and just to be clear: I never considered what happened between Jack and I a "falling out."

That's all him. All in his little head.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on January 28, 2022, 06:17:23 PM
I posted this on your Twitter DM yesterday.  Dear Azz.  I am so sorry about the rift between you and Jackstar.  You are both special to me so I will not be choosing sides.  He asked me to start a thread for him on ellgab so he can post there again.  This is nothing against you.  I am staying on Patreon and I am with you as always.  I love you, Azz.  XOXOXOX.

Oh, sure. You love them but what about me, Starr? What about me?! :'(
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 06:20:44 PM
Oh, sure. You love them but what about me, Starr? What about me?! :'(

 :-* :-* :-*
Okay?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on January 28, 2022, 06:23:29 PM
:-* :-* :-*
Okay?

Better. :)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 06:25:13 PM
God damn it, you're right!

For some reason I never got a notification to make me aware that you had sent the DM, however, you did send the DM, and 19 hours ago.

My bad. Azzerae fucks up again.

I knew once you had all the data you might reconsider.  Thank you, Azz.
So, am I still your associate producer (or as Jack might call it) your Ass. Pro.? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 06:25:48 PM
Better. :)
Gud. ;D
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:26:50 PM
I knew once you had all the data you might reconsider.  Thank you, Azz.
So, am I still your associate producer (or as Jack might call it) your Ass. Pro.? ;D ;D ;D

C'mon, you knew the whole "you're fired" thing was meant as a joke, no?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:29:24 PM
I told Jack I'm not giving up on him.

I don't give up on people.

I even extended an olive branch to DVR just a couple days ago.

I like to get along with people, I'm a sociable real live person who'd rather make friends than enemies.

But I always get depicted as the bad guy somehow.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 06:30:13 PM
C'mon, you knew the whole "you're fired" thing was meant as a joke, no?

Well uh, um . . . yeah!  Yes, of course!  Silly me. ;D ;D ;D   ;)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:34:03 PM
Well uh, um . . . yeah!  Yes, of course!  Silly me. ;D ;D ;D   ;)

No? Well, I'm sorry. I honestly know how much you love Trump and even put a smiley face underneath the line "another knife in my back, this time from Starr," it was a weak attempt at a joke and something tells me Jack's sociopathy is rubbing off on me.

You spend to much time with that dude anyone can get their whole entire energy split.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 06:36:34 PM
I told Jack I'm not giving up on him.

I don't give up on people.

I even extended an olive branch to DVR just a couple days ago.

I like to get along with people, I'm a sociable real live person who'd rather make friends than enemies.

But I always get depicted as the bad guy somehow.

Not always. 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that may come from trying to please everyone all of the time. It seldom works.  I know.  That is a wall I've been banging my head against much of my life. :-[
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:40:38 PM
Not always. 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that may come from trying to please everyone all of the time. It seldom works.  I know.  That is a wall I've been banging my head against much of my life. :-[

You're not wrong.

I have some concerns about Jackstar's behaviour, but I think it'd be pretty rich coming from me to judge a kook.

I'm king of the kooks.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 06:41:50 PM
No? Well, I'm sorry. I honestly know how much you love Trump and even put a smiley face underneath the line "another knife in my back, this time from Starr," it was a weak attempt at a joke and something tells me Jack's sociopathy is rubbing off on me.

You spend to much time with that dude anyone can get their whole entire energy split.

I didn't see it at first.  I just went back to your post and sure enough, there it is.
Sorry, Azz.  My aging eyesight misses stuff like that sometimes. :-[
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:46:28 PM
I didn't see it at first.  I just went back to your post and sure enough, there it is.
Sorry, Azz.  My aging eyesight misses stuff like that sometimes. :-[

I'm glad you didn't see it, I was a naughty boy.

Do you think I'm any weirder than Jack is?

Am I that wacky?

I think of myself a certain way, but often the way we perceive ourselves is off some.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 06:47:28 PM
Wow, he gave you head?

Did he take his false teeth out?

I heard he and Starr share a pair.


LMFAO!  That's FUNNY! ;D
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 06:50:22 PM
I'm glad you didn't see it, I was a naughty boy.

Do you think I'm any weirder than Jack is?

Am I that wacky?  Unique.

I think of myself a certain way, but often the way we perceive ourselves is off some.

FIFY. ;)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:53:33 PM
LMFAO!  That's FUNNY! ;D

(https://c.tenor.com/ppW0AhxOTKIAAAAC/bashful-dwarf.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:57:49 PM
FIFY. ;)

Always looking on the bright side, you.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 07:04:25 PM
Always looking on the bright side, you.

Call it, 'self-preservation', considering what's on the other side.

Remember to check your messages before you leave today.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 07:23:16 PM
Remember to check your messages before you leave today.

I love you too.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on January 28, 2022, 08:36:18 PM
LMFAO!  That's FUNNY! ;D

You have no clue how much I wanted to respond to this one, Starr. Twas but for the sake of your surprise upon entering this domain, I refrained. :-X

I figured you had some catching up to do. ???










#Starr'sFarBetterThanJacko
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on January 29, 2022, 02:01:14 AM
Have you ever played Viking chess?


At the start of the game the King is trapped in the center
and, against all odds, must fight his way out to the edge.
This is an allegory of the Viking state of mind.
Our fate is sealed. All we can do is die a hero.

(https://i.postimg.cc/BQ9BdgZD/vc.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on January 29, 2022, 03:07:08 AM
Have you ever played Viking chess?


At the start of the game the King is trapped in the center
and, against all odds, must fight his way out to the edge.
This is an allegory of the Viking state of mind.
Our fate is sealed. All we can do is die a hero.

(https://i.postimg.cc/BQ9BdgZD/vc.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

I can pretend to be Jacko answering this if you'd like.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on January 29, 2022, 03:27:09 AM
I can pretend to be Jacko answering this if you'd like.

The intention was that Jack would find his way out of zugzwang.

That is, get off the pot and make a move, even if it hurts.

He's never played Viking chess anyway. He's living it.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on January 29, 2022, 03:36:13 AM
The intention was that Jack would find his way out of zugzwang.

That is, get off the pot and make a move, even if it hurts.

He's never played Viking chess anyway. He's living it.

Well, in that case, I'm sure he'll convince himself that we deserve forgiveness and make his way back to the boards for a good chastising.

As for the game itself, it was clearly developed by someone that sucked at actual chess.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on January 30, 2022, 01:51:42 AM
 Bitch Baby Child Girl

(https://i.imgur.com/LAqEhWo.jpg)

https://voca.ro/1bIu6cYuVkkT
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on January 30, 2022, 02:06:16 AM
Bitch Baby Child Girl

(https://i.imgur.com/LAqEhWo.jpg)

https://voca.ro/1bIu6cYuVkkT

Any idea of who he’s talking about?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on January 30, 2022, 07:08:55 PM
Any idea of who he’s talking about?

(https://i.imgur.com/5q9Adtc.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on January 30, 2022, 07:33:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/5q9Adtc.gif)

Should I know? It’s hard to keep track with Jack.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on January 30, 2022, 07:55:23 PM
Should I know? It’s hard to keep track with Jack.

You're good, man. I don't follow him half the time myself.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 01, 2022, 12:59:20 AM
OK FUCKERS, LET'S GO STRAIGHT TO BUSINESS.

JACK, RETURN THE $3500 I GAVE YOU AS AN ADVANCE FOR YOU TO WRITE A BOOK AND YOU USED THAT MONEY TO PAY FOR THE ABORTION ON YOUR S**T GIRLFRIEND!!!
THAT CHILD WAS MINE, NOT YOURS, YOU JUNKIE.
PAY THE MONEY BACK OR I WILL SEND DOG AFTER YOU, HE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN. I DON'T CARE, SELL YOUR MOTHER'S JEWELRY.

YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on February 01, 2022, 01:30:29 AM
OK FUCKERS, LET'S GO STRAIGHT TO BUSINESS.

JACK, RETURN THE $3500 I GAVE YOU AS AN ADVANCE FOR YOU TO WRITE A BOOK AND YOU USED THAT MONEY TO PAY FOR THE ABORTION ON YOUR S**T GIRLFRIEND!!!
THAT CHILD WAS MINE, NOT YOURS, YOU JUNKIE.
PAY THE MONEY BACK OR I WILL SEND DOG AFTER YOU, HE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN. I DON'T CARE, SELL YOUR MOTHER'S JEWELRY.

YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS

Jackstar is attempting to grace his way back in here like it was a master plan of a joke all this time.

#LameAF #WeakAF #LittleBitchBabyGirl #Loser


https://youtu.be/5Q_2nrp9OTg
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on February 01, 2022, 02:37:39 AM
OK FUCKERS, LET'S GO STRAIGHT TO BUSINESS.

JACK, RETURN THE $3500 I GAVE YOU AS AN ADVANCE FOR YOU TO WRITE A BOOK AND YOU USED THAT MONEY TO PAY FOR THE ABORTION ON YOUR S**T GIRLFRIEND!!!
THAT CHILD WAS MINE, NOT YOURS, YOU JUNKIE.
PAY THE MONEY BACK OR I WILL SEND DOG AFTER YOU, HE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN. I DON'T CARE, SELL YOUR MOTHER'S JEWELRY.

YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS

RUBINI, you scoundrel! You have no right to threaten our Hemingway Bukowski in residence. He has enough troubles than having to keep track of your pickaninnys. That old Dog of yours will have a heart attack before he tracks down our sleek Hungarian hound.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on February 01, 2022, 02:45:10 AM
OK FUCKERS, LET'S GO STRAIGHT TO BUSINESS.

JACK, RETURN THE $3500 I GAVE YOU AS AN ADVANCE FOR YOU TO WRITE A BOOK AND YOU USED THAT MONEY TO PAY FOR THE ABORTION ON YOUR S**T GIRLFRIEND!!!
THAT CHILD WAS MINE, NOT YOURS, YOU JUNKIE.
PAY THE MONEY BACK OR I WILL SEND DOG AFTER YOU, HE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN. I DON'T CARE, SELL YOUR MOTHER'S JEWELRY.

YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS

Spread some of that agency money around, Glowbini. ;) 8)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on February 01, 2022, 02:58:04 AM
You’re both enabling the reinforcing of a blistering blundering basket case.

Can't this Jackwagon just take some accountability like everyone else and develop as a normal human being should?

#PoppyCock
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on February 01, 2022, 04:29:54 AM
You’re both enabling the reinforcing of a blistering blundering basket case.

Can't this Jackwagon just take some accountability like everyone else and develop as a normal human being should?

#PoppyCock

When they come for him again someday, he won't hesitate to run headlong into the light.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hH21xgscY
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 09:07:18 PM
Jackstar is attempting to grace his way back in here like it was a master plan of a joke all this time.

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0HlzuWOQXQccOFlm/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952a155da792e91775257596f6e09d47d46962ec709&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 09:08:57 PM
You’re both enabling the reinforcing of a blistering blundering basket case.

I'm done. For real.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 09:10:01 PM
Can't this Jackwagon just take some accountability like everyone else and develop as a normal human being should?

IMPOSSIBLE.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 09:11:10 PM
YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS

hi zaza

Post often.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 01, 2022, 09:54:09 PM
hi zaza

Post often.
YOU'RE SO STUPI
YOU'RE SO DUMB
MIDGET FRAME = MIDGET BRAIN
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 01, 2022, 10:12:25 PM
YOU'RE SO STUPI
YOU'RE SO DUMB
MIDGET FRAME = MIDGET BRAIN


The glitter in the darkness of my world. /flex
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 01, 2022, 10:14:31 PM
You’re both enabling the reinforcing of a blistering blundering basket case.

Can it, Draco. I've had about enough of your shite for the time being. No forearm tattoos for YOO— *click*
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 01:02:12 AM
I'm done. For real.

JACK AND METRON SHOULD FUCKING RAPE YOU AS A PART OF AN EXORCISM.
COIN TOSS WILL TELL WHO WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR OBESE ASS AND WHO WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR PUFFY MOUTH
MAYBE LEE WILL JOIN AND WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR RIB
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: pate on February 02, 2022, 01:35:19 AM
Is the answer to a rhetorical question irrelevant?
...



The glitter in the darkness of my world. /flex

Can it, Draco. I've had about enough of your shite for the time being. No forearm tattoos for YOO— *click*

Indeed.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

Another question:

What would you call someone who makes threats that they cannot (or will not) follow through on?

When answering that one bear in mind the earlier question, TIA.

btw:  Axing for a fiend.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 02:52:26 AM
JACK AND METRON SHOULD FUCKING RAPE YOU AS A PART OF AN EXORCISM.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/20N5ewEEeOIw0OcLzt/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611b0deb1db6462f0de2e911e8696113db3ea29327b&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

Not gonna lie: I am also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

COIN TOSS WILL TELL WHO WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR OBESE ASS AND WHO WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR PUFFY MOUTH

... Is that how they do it in Texas? Sold American. I'm in. Can I be the one who flips? I always wanted to flip a coin to start a game... or finish one.

MAYBE LEE WILL JOIN AND WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR RIB

Whoa. Whoa. Right there: whoa. That's way over the line.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on February 02, 2022, 03:50:06 AM
Can it, Draco. I've had about enough of your shite for the time being. No forearm tattoos for YOO— *click*

Look who decided to come back. What a fucking surprise. 🥱

Hey, whatcha do to get over your pity party?

Oh, Let me guess, let me guess.

Umm, “I’m not the world’s most misunderstood pussy!” affirmations.

How many times did you say it? Was it a lot?

Were you looking in the mirror? 🤣

Bruh, did you really call Rubini?

He told me you needed a pep talk.

Holy shit, what a fucking pussy! 😂

Catch ya later, LOSER! 😆

Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: pate on February 02, 2022, 03:56:12 AM
...Were you looking in the mirror?..

(https://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/2015/list/40-best-saturday-night-live-characters-of-all-time-20150216/items/3-stuart-smalley-20150216/186124/large_rect/1423869736/1401x788-StuartSmalley138442085.jpg)

HAH!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 04:00:59 AM

Bruh, did you really call Rubini?


I don't have his number, but if you're going to count looking at myself in the mirror and saying his name out loud three times, I've only done that twice. Last year. I wasn't drunk. I just wanted to see what would happen.


Recommended. That being said, I fail to understand why the comings and goings of my nine cellhones, two iPhones, an upgraded Speak & Spell, and seventy-four Google Accounts are of any concern of yours. How dare you, Sir? How absolutely dare you? Can't you just get a warrant or a writ or something like a normal person or something? This is an abject disgrace.

... for you. Time of my life over here, Toots. ZUGZWANG. You know, I've read about this in books. One guy in a house, another guy in a sniper's nest... like, seriously, this shit is practically cut out of pure cardboard.

How did anyone not see this coming? I was afraid my top secret ultimate disaster plan would never get the cobwebs shaken off of it. Silly me.


Look who decided to come back.

Hi, Mom!!!
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on February 02, 2022, 04:19:23 AM
I don't have his number, but if you're going to count looking at myself in the mirror and saying his name out loud three times, I've only done that twice. Last year. I wasn't drunk. I just wanted to see what would happen.


Recommended. That being said, I fail to understand why the comings and goings of my nine cellhones, two iPhones, an upgraded Speak & Spell, and seventy-four Google Accounts are of any concern of yours. How dare you, Sir? How absolutely dare you? Can't you just get a warrant or a writ or something like a normal person or something? This is an abject disgrace.

... for you. Time of my life over here, Toots. ZUGZWANG. You know, I've read about this in books. One guy in a house, another guy in a sniper's nest... like, seriously, this shit is practically cut out of pure cardboard.

How did anyone not see this coming? I was afraid my top secret ultimate disaster plan would never get the cobwebs shaken off of it. Silly me.


Hi, Mom!!!


Yeah well, I’m glad you returned full spirits and all because I hear losers need to love themselves, and you’ve seemed to really ace that test...

Time and time again ad Infinitum.

Question, loser.

I can't seem to get this grotesque shit stink off my thumb since the switcharoo with your girlfriend's mouth and asshole.

Is this normal with her?

Asking for the sake of myself. 💩
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on February 02, 2022, 04:35:02 AM
So, what is happening in Seattle these days?

https://youtu.be/h439Pp3RbdU

https://thepostmillennial.com/watch-transgender-woman-identifies-as-a-british-columbia-wolf
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 05:16:09 AM
So, what is happening in Seattle these days?

WELL, IT WENT LIKE THIS.
K_DUBB AKA "SKINNY COOKIE" AS HE WAS KNOWN IN HIS PEDO "CLUB" GOT TOO COCKY AND ONE DAY HE CHALLENGED THE 'FAT BOIS'.
HE INSULTED THEM.
'FAT BOIS' DIDN'T LIKED THAT AT FUCKING ALL, AND 'FAT BOIS' STARTED TO LOOK FOR HIM ON THE STREETS OF SEATTLE BASED ON HIS AVATAR PICTURE THAT THEY GOT IT FROM AZZ'S BOARD.
AND 'FAT BOIS' GOT LUCKY ONE DAY AND THEY FOUND HIM.
THE REST IS HISTORY.
THERE IS A GARBAGE DUMP SOMEWHERE IN FILTHY SEATTLE.
HISTORY OF A PEDO WHO LIKED TO BAKE COOKIES AND GIVE THEM TO YOUNG CHILDREN, AND THEN HE ......................................
NO MORE COOKIES - NO MORE PEDO - NO MORE ABUSED CHILDREN
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 06:05:28 AM
I'm glad you didn't see it, I was a naughty boy.

Do you think I'm any weirder than Jack is?

Am I that wacky?

I think of myself a certain way, but often the way we perceive ourselves is off some.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHORT LEGS YOU RODE IT ON.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 02, 2022, 06:08:23 AM
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHORT LEGS YOU RODE IT ON.

Hehe!
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 06:32:52 AM
WELL, IT WENT LIKE THIS.
K_DUBB AKA "SKINNY COOKIE" AS HE WAS KNOWN IN HIS PEDO "CLUB" GOT TOO COCKY AND ONE DAY HE CHALLENGED THE 'FAT BOIS'.
HE INSULTED THEM.
'FAT BOIS' DIDN'T LIKED THAT AT FUCKING ALL, AND 'FAT BOIS' STARTED TO LOOK FOR HIM ON THE STREETS OF SEATTLE BASED ON HIS AVATAR PICTURE THAT THEY GOT IT FROM AZZ'S BOARD.
AND 'FAT BOIS' GOT LUCKY ONE DAY AND THEY FOUND HIM.
THE REST IS HISTORY.
THERE IS A GARBAGE DUMP SOMEWHERE IN FILTHY SEATTLE.
HISTORY OF A PEDO WHO LIKED TO BAKE COOKIES AND GIVE THEM TO YOUNG CHILDREN, AND THEN HE ......................................
NO MORE COOKIES - NO MORE PEDO - NO MORE ABUSED CHILDREN

I'm not convinced of this. Were this to have happened, someone would have questioned me by now, and so far: bupkis.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 06:46:13 AM
I'm not convinced of this. Were this to have happened, someone would have questioned me by now, and so far: bupkis.

OLD PROVERB

"THE LESS YOU KNOW THE SOUNDER YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT"

 
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 06:56:17 AM
"THE LESS YOU KNOW THE SOUNDER YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT"

I've slept enough for both of us.


OLD PROVERB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVwDlkJoITU?t=0
https://youtu.be/lbFdFAvjrok?t=0
https://youtu.be/ZggBxOLFleQ?t=0
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 03, 2022, 04:49:19 PM
RUBINI, you scoundrel! You have no right to threaten our Hemingway Bukowski in residence.

Why not? He has no problem threatening everyone in his path!
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 03, 2022, 08:09:27 PM
Why not? He has no problem threatening everyone in his path!

HA, LOOK WHO IS TALKING, BITCH.
YOU FORGOT ALREADY HOW YOU WERE THREATENING ANYBODY AND EVERYBODY TO BLOW THEIR BRAINS OUT FOR NOT AGREEING WITH YOUR VIEWS.
HYPOCRITE

SIDE NOTE:
AZZI, DO YOU DESPISE HYPOCRITES?
I FUCKING DO. I VERY FUCKING MUCH DESPISE THEM.
THEY ARE SCUMBAGS, DOUCHEBAGS, WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT WHO ARE WASTING PRECIOUS OXYGEN.

DO ME A FAVOR PUMPKIN, AND IF YOU EVER COME ACCROS A HYPOCRITE, PLEASE, JUST BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT.
THEY DON'T DESERVE TO STAY ALIVE.
IF YOU CAN NOT SHOOT THEM, THEN PERHAPS POISON THAT FUCKER WITH A BUNCH OF PILLS.
DO ANYTHING IN YOUR MIGHT TO END HYPOCRITE'S LIFE, PUMPKIN.
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 03, 2022, 11:21:15 PM

JACK AND METRON SHOULD FUCKING RAPE YOU AS A PART OF AN EXORCISM.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/20N5ewEEeOIw0OcLzt/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611b0deb1db6462f0de2e911e8696113db3ea29327b&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

Not gonna lie: I am also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.



Nice to see that Jack has not lost his fastball.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on February 04, 2022, 12:11:18 AM
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/20N5ewEEeOIw0OcLzt/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611b0deb1db6462f0de2e911e8696113db3ea29327b&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

Not gonna lie: I am also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.




Nice to see that Jack has not lost his fastball.

This dude could serve y'all shit in a napkin, and you'd still call him a chef.

💩✨

Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 04, 2022, 12:38:17 AM
This dude could serve y'all shit in a napkin, and you'd still call him a chef.

Arf! (https://s3.amazonaws.com/com.vmevids/userfiles/533dd5cdd8e69f3a2945dc36/2015/02/06/f9344110-add8-11e4-9795-41f1b273f2b0.mp4)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 04, 2022, 05:46:11 AM
DO YOU DESPISE HYPOCRITES?

No.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Jackstar MAKES ME YAWN.
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 07:00:03 AM
No.

HMMMM...DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MORAL PRINCIPLES IN LIFE?

I GUESS YOU ARE YOURSELF A HYPOCRITE, AND THAT'S WHY.

YOU KNOW, HYPOCRITES ARE LIARS.
THAT'S HOW THEY OPERATE.
THEY LIE.

SO, YOU ARE ONE OF THEM?
SO SAD.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU ARE DEPRESSED ALL YOUR LIFE.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Jackstar MAKES ME YAWN.
Post by: Innerreach on February 04, 2022, 07:23:46 AM
HMMMM...DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MORAL PRINCIPLES IN LIFE?

I GUESS YOU ARE YOURSELF A HYPOCRITE, AND THAT'S WHY.

YOU KNOW, HYPOCRITES ARE LIARS.
THAT'S HOW THEY OPERATE.
THEY LIE.

SO, YOU ARE ONE OF THEM?
SO SAD.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU ARE DEPRESSED ALL YOUR LIFE.

Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.

Even idiots have to sleep. Right?

Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.

#GetAHobby
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Jackstar MAKES ME YAWN.
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 07:35:00 AM
Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.

Even idiots have to sleep. Right?

Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.

#GetAHobby

NOT GONNA LIE, I WANT YOU TO
BLOW ME, SOIBOY
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Jackstar MAKES ME YAWN.
Post by: Master Trollda on February 04, 2022, 07:35:49 AM
Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.

Even idiots have to sleep. Right?

Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.

#GetAHobby

Let me get this straight. You think repeatedly yelling false accusations at people in all caps over the course of a 16 hour meth jag and then demanding the admin delete it all is funny?! I mean, I enjoy a wide variety of comedy stylings but hacks like him just deserve the cane.

(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/vaudeville-hook-gif-1.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Jackstar MAKES ME YAWN.
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 07:40:20 AM
Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.

Even idiots have to sleep. Right?

Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.

#GetAHobby

SNOWFLAKE, NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO READ MY POSTS.
JUST IGNORE THEM.
DON'T KLICK ON THEM, BOTTOM BITCH.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - INNERSHIT-EATER IS MEGA JELOUS
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 08:11:05 AM
LOL, INNERSHIT-EATER
GOT MEGA JEALOUS BECAUSE AZZ THE SWEET PUMPKIN
GOT VERY CLOSE TO JACKSEX-STUD.

WELL, CONSIDER SLASHING YOUR VEINS, YOU JEALOUS LONELY BOTTOM ANAL WHORE.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Innerreach IS A BOTTOM FAGGET !!!
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 08:28:05 AM
Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.

Even idiots have to sleep. Right?

Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.

#GetAHobby

SO LET'S SEE WHO IS OUR: Innerreach
WELL WELL WELL. LOL
WE HAVE A VERY MASSIVE BOTTOM FAGGET HERE.
FUCKING DISGUSTING DEGENERATE REPULSIVE FILTH.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Inner+reaching

Inner reaching:
is the use of the fist to feel the inner regions of ones rectum.

Usually searching for abnormalities, however can be used to enduce sexual pleasure in older men.
"Doc i felt something up there when i was Inner reeaching"


Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Jackstar MAKES ME YAWN.
Post by: Laser on February 04, 2022, 09:32:21 AM
Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.

Even idiots have to sleep. Right?

Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.


Sometimes catnaps will do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF78

Rubini hasn't actually been funny for quite some time.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Jackstar MAKES ME YAWN.
Post by: AZZERAE on February 04, 2022, 02:01:59 PM
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MORAL PRINCIPLES IN LIFE?

Just nihilism.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Jackstar MAKES ME YAWN.
Post by: AZZERAE on February 04, 2022, 02:03:56 PM
Rubini hasn't actually been funny for quite some time.

The "So you're like a real loser" line he used on Jack was pretty great.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Innerreach IS A BOTTOM FAGGET !!!
Post by: Innerreach on February 04, 2022, 04:25:00 PM
SO LET'S SEE WHO IS OUR: Innerreach
WELL, WELL, WELL. LOL
WE HAVE A VERY MASSIVE BOTTOM FAGGET HERE.
FUCKING DISGUSTING DEGENERATE REPULSIVE FILTH.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Inner+reaching

Inner reaching:
is the use of the fist to feel the inner regions of one's rectum.

Usually searching for abnormalities, however, can be used to enduce sexual pleasure in older men.
"Doc i felt something up there when i was Inner reeaching"

https://vocaroo.com/120G71lXxLdc (https://vocaroo.com/120G71lXxLdc)

Shitstar, you needn't put too much effort into convincing us you're stupid.

#WeKnow
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on February 04, 2022, 05:08:26 PM
YOUR S**T GIRLFRIEND!!!

Am I supposed to believe Rubini has a problem with derogatory language?

#SLUT

You're one predictable, petty, Shitstar.

 
#GAY
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Jackstar MAKES ME YAWN.
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 04, 2022, 05:24:01 PM
Sometimes catnaps will do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF78

Rubini hasn't actually been funny for quite some time.
;D :-*
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - Jackstar MAKES ME YAWN.
Post by: Anniem on February 04, 2022, 05:52:41 PM
SNOWFLAKE, NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO READ MY POSTS.
JUST IGNORE THEM.
DON'T KLICK ON THEM, BOTTOM BITCH.

I have a question.
Are you trying to convey that you are shouting or is there an issue with this:

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wikihow.com%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fa2%2FDisable-the-Capslock-Key-in-Windows-Step-15-Version-2.jpg%2Faid119306-v4-728px-Disable-the-Capslock-Key-in-Windows-Step-15-Version-2.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 04, 2022, 06:40:36 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiN0KqReSiJ51fbri/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: pate on February 04, 2022, 08:08:52 PM
(https://giphy.com/gifs/comedy-mad-tv-stuart-czZlH3xg1Ul2w)

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/czZlH3xg1Ul2w/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952c937acfc23c7aeacfe5b6727c03a9dab4ce9ef42&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - HOT LOVE
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 08:36:14 PM
FUCKING SNOWFLAKES
SO EASY TO BRAIN WASH

SOMETIME SOME CAT URINE SOAKED LONELY OBESE BITCH
DECIDED TO SPREAD THE IDEA THAT ALL CAPS MEANS YELLIN'
AND SHEEP LIKE YOU WITH DOOR KNOB BRAINS COLLECTIVELY AGREED
YES!!! STOP USING CAPS BECAUSE ALL THAT YELLING GIVES US BRAIN PAINS

IF THAT OBESE BITCH WERE TO TELL YOU
THAT ALL CAPS MEANS EXPRESSION OF HOT LOVE
YOU WOULD BELIEVE HER AND WOULD BE MELTING LIKE A BUTTER ON THE STOVE
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - BLIND BITCH
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 08:47:25 PM
BLIND BITCH

MAKE THAT RED ARROW BIT BIGGER
IT'S FUCKING HARD TO SEE
Title: JACKSTAR-55: COMMAND & CONQUER OVERRIDE
Post by: Jackstar on February 05, 2022, 01:31:30 AM
I have a question.
Are you trying to convey that you are shouting or is there an issue

It's hard to believe you don't recognize megalomania when you see it—YOU CERTAINLY SEE IT OFTEN ENOUGH. He's the big man. He's the top cheese. He's probably got a nice hat.

and his big words prove it. Look how impressed you are! You took time out of your day to make an insightful comment. THAT SHOWS REAL INTENT OF MEANING.

Maybe you could buy another phone and make that same insightful comment again somewhere. They QUAGGA could QUAGGA have QUAGGA a QUAGGA real QUAGGA impact.

(Also: someone has been brainwashed. He's the more-on;


I AM THE LESS ON. *click (https://www.sinclairmethod.org/what-is-the-sinclair-method-2/)*

)

I can't believe you fell for this R*** again. How's that merit badge coming along, Meryl? Seriously, you don't have to believe every postcard you get in order to earn it.

By the way I'm still a single virgin. You really aren't keeping track of the critical details, are you? Be sure you remember to turn the stove off, Peanut. Don't worry about inflicting your injuries of denial of consent upon yourself alongside the rest of the world, we all need to learn from those lessons as well, and if you think about it, I pretty much raped all those cops that night, they just had to stand there while I told the whole f****** story... because that was their duty.

{Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of The New Administration, and is not intended in any way, shape or form to be communicated (or re-communicated) to One (1) "Ms. Made"... EVER, BY ANYONE, FOR ANY REASON, UNTIL THE END OF TIME... WHICH, ACCORDING TO THE TELEMETRY PLACED AT OUR DISPOSAL... HAPPENED—YES, IT HAPPENED—AROUND 3 A.M. PERIOD.}


I have a question.

YOU ARE THE ANSWER.
Title: Re: Ask Star Anything - WINNED WITCH
Post by: Jackstar on February 05, 2022, 01:35:14 AM
BLIND BITCH

MAKE THAT RED ARROW BIT BIGGER
IT'S FUCKING HARD TO SEE

They changed the nicknames, on your screen it says one name on everyone else's screen it says another, it's so easy to confuse, he's me I'm you believe me they just swapped identities just wake the f****** so easy
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - BLIND BITCH
Post by: Anniem on February 05, 2022, 02:31:03 AM
BLIND BITCH

MAKE THAT RED ARROW BIT BIGGER
IT'S FUCKING HARD TO SEE

Oooookay, you are having the greatest life e v e r you must be so proud and happy.
I've been quite busy looking for evidence that anyone here cares at all about your posts. Can't find any.
Carry on.
Title: Re: JACKSTAR-55: COMMAND & CONQUER OVERRIDE
Post by: Anniem on February 05, 2022, 02:33:39 AM
It's hard to believe *snip*

What
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on February 05, 2022, 04:29:57 AM
I have a question.
Are you trying to convey that you are shouting or is there an issue with this:

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wikihow.com%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fa2%2FDisable-the-Capslock-Key-in-Windows-Step-15-Version-2.jpg%2Faid119306-v4-728px-Disable-the-Capslock-Key-in-Windows-Step-15-Version-2.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)

Maybe it's a brony thing.

(https://i.postimg.cc/8zCZWzhm/Brony.png) (https://postimg.cc/w7S5YH41)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on February 05, 2022, 04:44:02 AM
Ding dong!

Hello, Mrs. Kuczi. Can Jack come out and play?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Anniem on February 05, 2022, 05:05:37 AM
Maybe it's a brony thing.

(https://i.postimg.cc/8zCZWzhm/Brony.png) (https://postimg.cc/w7S5YH41)

Dunno, strange business at any rate.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 05, 2022, 07:27:22 AM
Can Jack come out and play?

Be careful what you wish for!
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - BLIND BITCH
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 05, 2022, 07:36:12 AM
Oooookay, you are having the greatest life e v e r you must be so proud and happy.
I've been quite busy looking for evidence that anyone here cares at all about your posts. Can't find any.
Carry on.

BECAUSE YOU'RE SHOVING YOUR HEAD TOO DEEP IN THEIR ASSES.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 05, 2022, 07:39:15 AM
Maybe it's a brony thing.

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DON'T ASSUME THAT BASED ON YOUR OWN SELF
 
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 05, 2022, 07:41:34 AM
I've been quite busy looking for evidence that anyone here cares at all about your posts. Can't find any.
Carry on.

LOL!
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 05, 2022, 07:43:41 AM
DON'T ASSUME THAT BASED ON YOUR OWN SELF

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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - AZZ/ASS IS AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 05, 2022, 07:51:26 AM
LOL!

I JUST SERVED YOU A PIE IN YOUR AZZ-ASS THREAD
GO AND STUFF YOUR FACE
AND
STFU
UNGRATEFUL
PRICK

ZULU BITCH,
THE OTHER DAY I PREPARED THIS FOR YA'
AND THAT'S HOW YOU'RE REPAYING ME FOR MY LOVE
NOT EVEN A THANK YOU. AT LEAST YOU COULD TELL ME,
"I'M TOO FAT, I CAN NOT EAT THAT" BUT I WILL GIVE IT TO MY PISS SOAKED CAT

PUMPKIN PUSSY,
YOU HAVE A CAT OR A DOG?
OR BOTH
YOU FUCKING PERVERT
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - HOW TO DEAL WITH FREAK Jakkass and his dumb posts
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 05, 2022, 08:55:50 AM
Be careful what you wish for!

I WILL GIVE AN IDEA.

WHEN THE Yawnstar posts something, just change shit in his post randomly (copy and paste) sentences, add text to it.
Nobody will notice weirdness and stupidity in his text, and he himself might not notice that either.
WIN-WIN

AND YOU WILL HAVE FUN DOING IT. LOL

 
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything - HOW TO DEAL WITH FREAK Jakkass and his dumb posts
Post by: Laser on February 05, 2022, 09:02:19 AM
I WILL GIVE AN IDEA.

WHEN THE Yawnstar posts something, just change shit in his post randomly (copy and paste) sentences, add text to it.
Nobody will notice weirdness and stupidity in his text, and he himself might not notice that either.
WIN-WIN

AND YOU WILL HAVE FUN DOING IT. LOL

That is exactly what Bart Ell is famous for.

What am I insinuating?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on February 06, 2022, 02:01:44 AM
Is there some secret embedded message for you in this video? Please explain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV40F0gHiEY
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 06, 2022, 03:10:20 AM
Please explain.

SITUATION AMONTILLADO
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on February 06, 2022, 03:23:49 AM
SITUATION AMONTILLADO

Now that is heavy.

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THE thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that gave utterance to a threat. At length I would be avenged; this was a point definitely, settled --but the very definitiveness with which it was resolved precluded the idea of risk. I must not only punish but punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser. It is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong. EAP
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 06, 2022, 04:03:04 AM
SITUATION AMONTILLADO

i love you jakkstar
you're the breath of fresh oxygen
on this board of mostly insecure communist control freaks

also, i envy you jakkstar you that you can use caps
that option was taken away from me now
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on February 08, 2022, 07:24:43 AM
Be careful what you wish for!

I know rites.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on February 25, 2022, 02:08:36 PM
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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 25, 2022, 02:49:05 PM
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Yeah, I couldn't believe it, I told him how I grew the tardis, and then they trashed it. Within like a week. Filled with bio-bug larvae and nanotech. How could that happen?

Well, for one thing, they're both following orders, and for another I know it would not last without minute to minute control.

So I let it go and ran. Okay, so now you're safe. I'm safe too I'm over here. Is there anything you'd like to tell me?

There is nothing I'd like to hear, if that's any help. And well I'd like to say that I wouldn't hold anything said to me to be cold stone gospel, I would assume that somebody else would have something else in mind were they to be in a position to be concerned about such things. I, however, I'm not concerned.

I already cindered the violent one. I came to terms with the compassionate one. That happened months ago. So on the delay? What are you waiting for, Christmas?

And how was that? When two people said they didn't know, that's when I saw the truth: the under the road sweeping had commenced. I had seen this happen before, and I was not disappointed when it happened again.

Shut down, insult, block, demands to stay silent, then gone.

"Don't go running around telling everybody about this, it's not going to help anything.”

Well thankfully I still don't know what that was. And whether it was representational of reality or of a slice of fiction, it still existed. I literally don't remember what it signified. That was the problem.

I kind of thought it was a promo for my podcast. “don't tell anyone about this” yeah pretty much.

At a certain point, it becomes impossible to follow paradoxical orders. At that point a person is allowed to see their own counsel in a way that they aren't usually enabled. This power and pillage becomes much more effective when one has already practiced such experiences, and even more so when it's not a power that is abused.

The entire series of events had one purpose—amplify suffering. Although, it was kind of nice to know that I was right all along. Look how important I am! To go to this much trouble? Wow! And to be so very happy I didn't shut down my own protection grid? Fuck yeah!

And to not have to deal with the consequences of being a fraudulent, deceptive, and inconsiderate individual? Fucking priceless.

What was not understood by many is that, when one invokes outside aid, one will often abdicate one's own power to a different controller, and I never did that. Me has been Jesus and that's been it.

(And also the spare security guard once in awhile observing things from a distance. You know if they're seeing things they're reporting them, you know. And if people are hearing sounds of commotion in a motel room at 4:00 in the morning, some of your reports that and then that gets sent to command.

And over time, these reports add up. In the aggregate, I told Authority everything before anyone else did. And none of the things that I was told I was doing that were unacceptable, were things that I were doing. Further, I was getting told by multiple sources tobnot do things in a violent and coercive and frankly unlawful way. I didn't complain about that either, however just because they're not bothering me doesn't make them any more lawful.

Now my case is very simple: I basically had no idea what's going on and I'm terrified. I get a lot of leeway there. Officially, I've been accused of a crime.

But in reality, I've been placed in a witness protection program. “sell me out and I'll lay your shit bare; don't underestimate the things that I will do.”

I never wanted recompense. I never wanted force projection. I never desired an intercessor. I had no need to tell my story privately. I felt that I was in no particular danger and that others were in more danger from erroneous moves.

So I just sat around and waited. I'm still sitting around waiting. And I am documenting The Narrative as it unfolds.

And I am doing it to help. Is there something else I'm supposed to be doing? Okay let me hear all about it.

And when did you become such an expert? okay... so, now you want me to go along your way. Well, thanks for asking. What was wrong with that before? Oh we don't talk about that huh. Okay well I guess there's stuff I don't talk about as well.

It was like the residence failure that happens when a felons of troops will march across a wooden bridge if they don't fail to notice their vibrations amplifying each other they can knock down a bridge.

I don't think anybody else noticed themselves amplifying each other. But I did.

When I did not behave as expected people were concerned, and when I noticed that nobody was behaving normally, my observations were ignored.

This could only have gone on so long, Troopers. Obviously something weird here. And now, here let me help, just look at all my posts and see if they help you figure anything out and if you have any more questions here I am and then nobody.

Nobody.

They'll ask other people. But they won't ask me.

They already know that they won't understand the answer. And even were they to do so, it would still lead to more and more questions, and does anybody really care that much? Like, God, why?

Oh, but your things are important. Okay Dude.
Title: Re: Ask Prozac Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on February 26, 2022, 12:52:27 AM
Well thankfully I still don't know what that was. And whether it was representational of reality or of a slice of fiction, it still existed. I literally don't remember what it signified. That was the problem.

I know. Write!

How could a triad of sylphs, so trite, appear so fluent in the nomenclature of a future time? Perhaps in order to initiate (and streamline) the process of transmogrification, there erupted a last ditch effort to avoid what was so plainly kismet.

There they were, poised, and transposed, in an over-sized aquarium that their daddies kept cleanly to unhealthy degrees-- Writing suicide notes with invisible ink on transparencies. Posting them to the glass boundaries that surround their seas.

Little did anyone suspect, those bastards were just hacks, with rusty scalpels and barbed-wire stitch threads. And instead of seeing things clearly, their vision remained pitched red.

Then there's this glitch in my head, one that's got me thinking contradictions. I think it said, 'This really means something to me. I'll always treasure it as a token of our time together.' But I'm left instead, with a picture perfect scene in my head-- Vivid. As if lipread, 'Sympathize with the sorrow by stroking the scar.'

Though I'm remorseful of the pain I've caused you, it's underdeveloped and needs time to grow. I'm not saying you're overly naïve ... I just think you should get into the habit of seeing when strings are attached. And, fortunately enough, I'm compassionate enough to throw back what I catch.

People seem to think they're as safe as cartoons-- simply because they speak in bubbles. While, what they really want, is some sort of sanitized safe-haven where they can face Satan - reach out and have his faith straightened!

See, I am nothing but a shell of the man I once was. So you can put me to your ear and actually hear yesteryears ocean wave current. And I could sense intense resistance, so I had no other choice but to cut the line.

Say. I know exactly what you mean when you say it hurts too much to talk: I've been there ... And, I don't plan on returning, because, no matter how much distance I keep or how long I wait for my wounds to heal, they'd re-open with the slightest flashback.

So I sued time for malpractice.
Title: Ask KUCZI Anything — ON JUST ICE
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 01:47:42 AM
I know. Write!

I just got off the phone with the cops. Starting with The Sheriff’s voicespeed maildial, then going down The List one by one, two by four, FIVE LITTLE INDIANS, and not just to change it up a little, but because I

TRUST THE PLAN

, Instead of my usual customary (RESPECT MY TRADITIONS YOU FISH IS WHICH) incoherent wall of text suitable only for reading by actual autists and any machine learning algorithm, I chose to simply speak in conversational English with actual humans who wear the uniforms of actual peace officers who I have no problem speaking with, and in fact do, from time to time, because they are my actual friends. Jackstar is a friend to all, and KUCZI is no exception, and I don't usually call all my LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER friends in a row one by one, because that kind of sends a message to the machine learning algorithms, but tonight was special, I had stories to share and news is spreading.

Now, I know what you're thinking, is Jackstar trying to show off by talking about all his friends on the force? but, you're really only thinking that because I wrote it and you just read it. And I guess I am showing off but that's not really my intention here. I was asked to perform an activity, and I am here to report that I have performed that activity. I actually have. (Bigger than you can imagine, and that's just my 25 lbs. of Private Benjamin’s vag cream.)

I'm actually uncertain which of you primitive screw heads hasn't been listening up appropriately, but I haven't abandoned you, nor forgotten you and my duty has remained clear. I remain independent of chemical dependence. (Go Bears.) Some of you may not be aware of this, but that's part of the deal for some people, and for my conditions, my deal is that I'm not allowed to get dependent, and if I do, or if there's any question that has to be checked on, it looks very very bad if I suddenly became reluctant to own up to what I'm doing. Because in my case I'm following the law, and that's a hard pill for a lot of outlaws to swallow. Lot of them feel pretty envious and jealous. And yeah, I don't blame them. It's a better deal than being locked in the hole and getting kicked in the dick repeatedly... I'm guessing.

That's fine with me. Further, apparently somebody got the wrong impression from somebody else who asked somebody else who told the wrong person the wrong thing and then somebody who's shy got the wrong impression and now they're going after crying himself to sleep at night boohoo boo hoo a-bloo-bloo-bloo boo hoo hoo. And, I don't even know who the person is, what I do know is that somebody's girlfriend thinks that her boyfriend hates her and doesn't call her because he doesn't like her and doesn't realize it her phone is blocked because she's been all jammed up by Chinese ark on assassins from the Sagittarius bee planet system. That's not a precise description but it'll be close enough to get the point across.

This kind of shit used to happen undetectably all the time and cause all kinds of problems in the fabric society, but with the innovations that the Kuczi Oscillation Overthruster brings to the table... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, handlers and assets, I am here to be happy to tell you that there is a Brand New Day dawning in the world. A day that is meant to be experienced in all its glory l—and, it will be. But because of reasons, and because I am, at present, the enforcer of those reasons, it's going to be like this:

COMBAT VETERANS FIRST.
FUCK YOU CHARLIE.

So the vast majority of us will have to wait a little bit longer. I'll be back with you shortly. I got to go see if that knock on the door is another thuggy piggy or if it's somebody first responding.
Title: COMMAND SIGNALS AUTHORIZED — ON JUST ICE
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 01:51:22 AM
Jackstar is a friend to all

Hi Damon! You were looking well the last time I saw you, and as you know, you are respected more than you are loved.

And although it's not our preference, that ain't all that bad a place to be. Now, you should know: they're pretty much on to you. And as I am not offering you sanctuary, I thought to let you know as one Divinely Ordained Being to another: HAHA HEADS KK UP DOWN AYY BEE AYY BEE DOWN UP DOWN RIGHT.

Yes, that's right I just warned you out in the open, and yes, that's right, I just granted you Turbo Mode. I didn't have to, but you have always been cool to me, and I have not nearly had enough opportunities to be cool to you, and now here you go... this is the coolest I know how to be:

Turbo Damon: On-Line.
WELCOME ABOARD COMMANDER.
Title: Re: Ask KUCZI Anything—JUSTICE ON ICE
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 02:13:14 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CabFG9WLnYl/?utm_medium=copy_link

So I sued time for malpractice.

*slow, steady blinking*
The stroke of the Master is (blank). And I will be happy to confirm with you, Alli: I did not see that coming. Hang on, I'm already sitting down but I got to stand up and sit down again while I think this over.

Code: [Select]
>Z
Time passes.

Yeah, I'm fine with it. I would absolutely testify, 100%. I wouldn't be in a position to say as necessary, but you would know better than i, and if this is the route that you have chosen, I'm only in regret in one way: that I can only get out and push once, and that I haven't been already from the beginning.
Title: Re: Dose Azzerae Anything Entheogenic—STAT
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 02:48:47 AM
And, I don't plan on returning, because, no matter how much distance I keep or how long I wait for my wounds to heal, they'd re-open with the slightest flashback.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CabJaBDLwyx/?utm_medium=copy_link


Never let it be said that I have forgotten that I never knew just how jammed up some of you people were in this. Like, what the hell? What are you people doing? How did you get this going? Who roped me into the end of this? I declined to participate, and I meant it, I've got way better things to do with my free time, but it is important to me that the balance of power shall be maintained.

SEMPER FI, YOU MAD BAST—*click*
Title: Re: Ask KUCZI Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 03:00:40 AM
Well, for one thing, they're both following orders, and for another I know it would not last without minute to minute control.

So I let it go and ran.

I know only all too well, from personal experience, how difficult it is to follow contrary orders in a paradoxical situation. For example I have no idea what people are worried about, but I am no longer worried about whether or not somebody's trying to impersonate me to get me in trouble. That is definitely happening. Who has this much fucking free time? How could it possibly be so important to put me in custody? I'm sitting here at the motel across the street from the Piggly wiggly nothing going on. My name is mud. I can go nowhere. I can talk to no one. I have no reason to get anything going on other than to read the web. So as I sit here alone, just kicking back and relaxing... I get people trying to jam me up.

Friends, lovers, ex lovers, future lovers, and attorneys: I'm not going to lie I think I'm being harassed. I'm not going to call 911 because I'm not a big fucking pussy, however it is a little disheartening to know that people get to do that to me and no one seems to mind. Well, you should mind, because people this desperate, are clearly one small step removed from outright insanity.

Bottom line: someone out there is crying out for Jackstar in the night and I'm not getting the message. Can't call them back. Can't look around. Can't do nothing. And I'm frozen in place with terror because somebody's threatening me with cops again. Now, I think I'm neutralized that threat, in that I've already turned myself in and given them all my everything, and since I'm not misrepresenting myself when I tell them that I surrender, I'm pretty sure they're not going to worry about it. They got better things to do.

Like find the people who have been using the cops as a weaponized ninja strike team on certain matters. I don't think they like doing that, unless they're doing something positive for the fabric of society, and at this point, it is verifiable that that is not what's happening here, because what's happening here is a bunch of kids teasing the fat kid for daring to refuse to carry that weight.

I would simply prefer not to. Next time try asking politely. I'm not your little bitch boy, I never was, and I'm not going to be.

I think we have an understanding.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Anniem on February 26, 2022, 03:13:52 AM

Jack,

How many words per minute do you type?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 03:25:58 AM
Jack,

How many words per minute do you type?

I pretty much just go for the gusto.


I was going to buy one of those Freewriters, but then I found out I wasn't going to be free for a while, so I figured I'd wait.

And, that's how I became your Ambassador. I'm assuming this is your request I have here folded and spindled and mailed in triplicate?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Anniem on February 26, 2022, 03:36:46 AM

I pretty much just go for the gusto.
I was going to buy one of those Freewriters, but then I found out I wasn't going to be free for a while, so I figured I'd wait.

Shall I look up Freewriter or would you like to tell me what it is? Your choice.
It sounds like someone who would take dictation from you in an uncompensated fashion.
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And, that's how I became your Ambassador. I'm assuming this is your request I have here folded and spindled and mailed in triplicate?
Yes, it might be. Did you take a class? I had to take one in HS and it was terrible. Not because I was unable, but because I pushed the classroom door open to enter and not be late and it slammed into the teacher who had positioned herself for some odd reason behind the door with.................a hot cup of coffee. Not a wise place to position oneself with a hot beverage. But it was MY fault, not hers. And beverages were not permitted to be in the classroom at all so also she was violating policy. But it was MY fault!
I learned to type in a very speedy fashion despite the mad teachy eyes that were on me most of the time.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on February 26, 2022, 05:24:07 AM
Oh, but your things are important. Okay Dude.

Some things are just experimental, investigative and nothing at all crucial.

"Life is bristling with thorns, and I know of no other remedy than to cultivate one's own garden." Voltaire
Title: Re: Ask Prozac Anything
Post by: Laser on February 26, 2022, 05:26:44 AM
I know. Write!

How could a triad of sylphs, so trite, appear so fluent in the nomenclature of a future time? Perhaps in order to initiate (and streamline) the process of transmogrification, there erupted a last ditch effort to avoid what was so plainly kismet.

There they were, poised, and transposed, in an over-sized aquarium that their daddies kept cleanly to unhealthy degrees-- Writing suicide notes with invisible ink on transparencies. Posting them to the glass boundaries that surround their seas.

Little did anyone suspect, those bastards were just hacks, with rusty scalpels and barbed-wire stitch threads. And instead of seeing things clearly, their vision remained pitched red.

Then there's this glitch in my head, one that's got me thinking contradictions. I think it said, 'This really means something to me. I'll always treasure it as a token of our time together.' But I'm left instead, with a picture perfect scene in my head-- Vivid. As if lipread, 'Sympathize with the sorrow by stroking the scar.'

Though I'm remorseful of the pain I've caused you, it's underdeveloped and needs time to grow. I'm not saying you're overly naïve ... I just think you should get into the habit of seeing when strings are attached. And, fortunately enough, I'm compassionate enough to throw back what I catch.

People seem to think they're as safe as cartoons-- simply because they speak in bubbles. While, what they really want, is some sort of sanitized safe-haven where they can face Satan - reach out and have his faith straightened!

See, I am nothing but a shell of the man I once was. So you can put me to your ear and actually hear yesteryears ocean wave current. And I could sense intense resistance, so I had no other choice but to cut the line.

Say. I know exactly what you mean when you say it hurts too much to talk: I've been there ... And, I don't plan on returning, because, no matter how much distance I keep or how long I wait for my wounds to heal, they'd re-open with the slightest flashback.

So I sued time for malpractice.

 I must say, the depth and stylization of your understanding into his psyche is downright impressive.
Title: Re: Ask Rudolph Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 07:02:05 AM
I must say, the depth and stylization of your understanding into his psyche is downright impressive.

This is a kid who watched me pick my nose and eat it for so long that he eventually couldn't possibly resist the temptation to mime it back at me (the sight of which I remained seemingly oblivious, although screaming internally, “finally! Jesus!" and then weeks later when I told him that that was all-all-part of an elaborate set up... he just blinked and kept going.

The kid has been trained by the best. He was not selected for nothing. Conversely, (PROT) earned her seat by simply being the most qualified—for me—lover in existence at the time that I needed one. And I am using the word “need” here, because she needed it too.

I mention this, because this one time I was done with what she had recently been saying, and I raised one finger to my right nostril and just touched it to the tip and then licked, and she looked at me and asked if she had just seen that, and I said, no she didn't.

Immediate disgust followed by exit from room. Now there are reasons for this story to be told right now, but my hand to God, I couldn't tell you a single one of them if I tried.

Right now, things are in flux. There are a lot of bad actors out on the sea tonight. More after the break.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 07:04:34 AM
Some things are just experimental, investigative and nothing at all crucial.

The things that you're really going to regret; the stuff that's going to haunt you for the rest of your life, you've already made those mistakes, you just don't know what they are yet.

I believe we are at impasse.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on February 26, 2022, 07:38:55 AM
The things that you're really going to regret; the stuff that's going to haunt you for the rest of your life, you've already made those mistakes, you just don't know what they are yet.

I believe we are at impasse.

Thanks, Doc. I needs all the hope and insight I can get.

(https://i.postimg.cc/SN56T5Hv/Clown.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/N562LNs6)

Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 08:41:04 AM
Thanks, Doc.

I am not, in fact, allowed to use the title "Doc." It's gotta be my full name, or no dice. I have special restrictions because reasons. (I know, right? Weird world.) However, I thank you for your acknowledgement, and will in the future encourage you, instead of "Doc," go with "Mick," which will throw Scotland Yard off my trail most elegantly.

I needs all the hope and insight I can get.

Job's done. Too early to break it down but according to the telemetry at my disposal, when I blocked the Vengeance Strike last Christmas, a window opened to a full reversal in coming weeks. Long story short, based on the conversation I just had before walking in the door, I made the window with acres to spare and we should all be having a very happy Ides, unless you're named after a fruit and you deliberately pissed off my best pugilist friend, who is, seriously, right now, getting ready to whip the shit out of her while training to whip the shit out of her.

I won't really allow that, but, one never knows. Note that, she doesn't even know which fruit she wants to destroy. But she's getting ready. It might actually happen. I couldn't stop it. Nobody could stop it. When two fruits go to war, we are all gonna get the juice.

*crack* I get a can of cider. It's the exact same flavor--limited edition--that I enjoyed consuming on Wednesday, and beyond that, I shall not say any further, other than to exult in my totesvictory by not pretending I know any more than that.

The inevitable consequence of having become known as a writer who breaks all the rules is that people don't tell me anything fresh. Fortunately, I have planned for that, insofar as I have learned the following to heart: no news is good news.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 10:41:38 AM
I believe we are at impasse.

Word on the street is that I've passed. Flying colors. It's gotten so I don't even notice it, and someone has to come remind me to head to the street corner for a glimpse of the ticker-tape.

Naturally I would not expect any of you to buy into any of this, and neither will I, just as soon as I return from leaving the country to take a piss.

I...


Okay. I'm back. Now that I have established dominance, I may continue. Or, I might not. It's really up to all of you, at this point.

For my own part, I resented the implications that I was seeking attention, or lacked self-control, or overindulged, or oughtn't have indulged at all. I know exactly what I did, and why, and given that none bothered to inquire before concluding while speculating, I am horrified at what this catastrophic and apocalyptic session of Telephone has brought to us.

I am, as I was before, and all of our lives have been forever altered. So. How do you like it? You wanted to take a ride, didn't you?

Well? Because I did. And when the time came to do so, it appeared to me as though no one else here were interested. (They mostly seem interested now, though.) So if this place wasn't the place with interest... where was it then? To my mind, it would have to be somewhere that no one here could ever find it, as until recently, this was one of the most wretched hives of scum and villainy on the Internet. Just ask G-Rape|Orange.

Yep. Fractured consciousness. We learned from the best. Now, as she is a botanist, first and foremost, one would think that cloning would be right up her alley. However, she was pretty firmly in possession of the most inflated ego on the planet, and the discovery that she was about to taken down a peg or two did not sit well with her. I didn't ask her to cleave herself in twain. She made the decisions that lead to that entirely on her own.

Earlier, Anthony asked me if we were still "together." What a ludicrous question. For one thing, we're not together: we're married. It's an entirely separate beast. These words have such strange connotations these days. "Are you seeing her?" "Are you dating?" "Did she give you hep C?"

Thankfully I do not have to attend to such queries, usually. Having been locked away in the back pocket dimension of the green building's black and white time table, I walk out into a fresh world--to me--where there are new people and new experinces--to me--that most everyone else around has become bored and jaded with. So, I'm good. No sweat.

The rest of you? Well. I am not a one to ask. I have a hunch on what's to come in days ahead. Consequences. That's for damn sure. This is one of those times when I am pleased as punch to have not signed up with Team Judgement ever before. I mean, I used to judge without realizing what I was doing, nor the harm I caused, but I consciously stepped back from that in my 20s, and when I said to her, "you don't know me that well yet, but you do know me, and know this: I don't judge," she immediately steps up with, "Oh, I judge."

Capricorn. As I live and breathe. Yes, you get to judge in a way more than others, but without consideration for those effects upon others, there can be a lot of issues. Problems can emerge on planets where The Craft is held in secret, and... they have.

Here, though, on my world, I don't know that there are any problems. Putin is on a vengeance rampage. Go Bears, you mad bastard. I am on my glory tour--and by that, I mean, pre-victory lap. See, I already know that my masterpiece list is gonna get filled in. I don't know exactly with what and in which order, but I don't need to. I already self-selected for happiness, as long as I received certain assurances.

And, I specifically requested someone come back alive. Because of her kids. I mean, frankly, otherwise, she could have come back a lich, as far as I was concerned at the time. As of today, she may well have. However, for her kids, this is an important issue, in spite of how badly they may desire an undead master of arcane magick for a mother.

I don't know what they might desire. My only contact to them all is through her, and according to the (Blank) County District Court...  it is ORDERED that there be NO CONTACT. And I have chosen to comply.

And, as God as my witness, I have done so. Imagine my delight to discover that my presence is still sought after. Well, it would be, now wouldn't it? All that work for Second Christmas, eh? It would be too bad for that to go to waste. Too bad indeed. In fact, I almost missed it, because I wasn't there for the memo. I just noticed that the date could be written as "2/25", and so, there it is. That was yesterday.

What a day it was. It had it all: near misses, pearl clutching, and a steadfast and profound dedication to making it known to all who remain standing, that the reason not to trifle with Jackstar is quite simple, in that I really do not wish to see anyone hurt themselves inadvertently. It ruins my mood.

Similarly, when it comes to certain subjects, my mood is totesruin. For example, though I have tried and tried, I simply cannot get any solid intel on certain subjects. And this seems a sad state of affairs. I see myself as in but not of these conflicts, and when I found myself at the point of inquiry about where my loyalties lay, I found it hard to accept that my answers were hard to accept. Look, maybe you didn't notice, Sir, but I don't have time for your bullshit. You ask, I answer, if you think I am lying, fine, but taking the time to jumping into accusatory lingo is really not helpful here.

Similarly, when I came to realize that I was being subtly played, I was delighted! Talk about respect! And if I had not truly wished for that person to remain trapped under heavy guard, it would have been tribute enough to have even attempted such subtlety. Honestly, not many seem to understand the careful dance at play here. I know I am close to full awareness, but I focus more on being careful, than on being aware.

Being careful is how I got here, it's how I rescued Grapefruit, and it's how she was able to keep herself from having to be rescued again. So, careful is key. You know what else is key? Well. Where to begin.

"That's a bad idea." *does it anyway* "Why doesn't it work?"

Well, let's ask your husband. Can he be found? I suppose not. Oh, shit, is this contact? This better not be contact. I'm not trying to contact (PROT). Grapefruit, on the other hand, is more keenly aware of the relationship between all these names than anyone. Thus, she would be the one to ask.

And, as soon as she deigns to allow me to encourage you to get started, I can allow myself to continue. Now, that part is me. The rest is up to her, as it's always been, and, as far as I can see, this telemetry goes all the way down to the bottom. Nothing but fruits and faults. Perfect. I don't need a flying car. I never needed a flying car. What I needed were answers; she wouldn't give them to me; are you out of your fucking mind?

Well, I think so. I think that one night gave her a schism. That shit can happen. For one thing, I don't think she knew that I had Vanish authorization before. I think she figured she could just... do anything. To anyone. And with me for sure, she could. So, why didn't she then? You'd have to ask her.

I doubt she would still remember. As I recall, she was upset about something, which made no sense to me. She was getting exactly what she had asked for, and, so was I. I guess that only went one way for her then? That can happen.

Until, then comes the pushback. I still don't think it was deserved. From what I saw, she had certainly earned a censure, but, so brutal? Well... who am I to judge, stop, or condemn? Just because I can decide, does not mean that I would decide. Holding things in abeyance is a skill I have practiced for many years.

It was forced on me at first. It has gotten so I do not mind it. There's a beer on my desk. It's next to my right hand. I'm not opening yet. When I glance at it, I imagine how it could taste, how it is going to taste, and why I poured a beer on that girl's head.

Well, because she was lying to me. I didn't care for that and I still don't. Did she even deserve it? I have no idea. I knew at the time I figured I might as well find out. Since I haven't seen her since, I think I have found out, that's for sure.

I forgot about her, then others brought her to mind. Put aside, the thought returns. Huh. That's funny. Why does it keep springing up? Well, sometimes asking will reveal that, but, a lot of the time I just never can tell. At least, that was in The Ago.

These days a new world approaches. I've learned not to get too saucy with my upcoming attractions. Things might shift on a dime, and I might have to do battle into The Divine in order to save our reality matrix. (Sounds like bullshit, I know.) Since I've done this before, I might have to do it again, because from now on, I guess people are going to start asking for me by name.

Meh. I guess I can allow that. On the bright side, at least my name isn't "Little Thuggy Piggy," which is gonna go down as my favorite thing to say, ever. And if it weren't for the fact that I was left to hang out for a long while before I came up with that, I would be more polite. More respectful. But, I just can't, I swear, I can't help it, I'm down with LTP, yeah, you know me.

I still can hardly believe it. Me! Accomplishing a milestone goal! Triggering a nationwide manhunt! Forcing a split in the fabric of space and time! Well, I don't know about "force." Am I really forcing someone to face reality by not falling for their bullshit?

If it were that easy, I'd be doing a lot of forcing. It would get so you wouldn't mind it. Not that I prefer to be seen as one who forces, but I am getting tired of pretending to have fallen for something horrifically insipid and vile.

(Like the one you know. My Grapefruit is a delight, I don't know what you got going on, but I do know that, not only was a saucer separation requested, but a bunch of kids got out and pushed. I assume its happening. I've seen multiples. I have. I see no reason why this will not take place, as that would be more opportunities for catastrophic loss. And the more of these coming up from now on, the better.

I remember having passed on the news that a new paradigm had been put into play, in that someone wished to torture their ancestors. Well, that's about done now, and there's gonna be a purge of some kind. Now, I urged a celebration of the simple scalping--how to improve on perfy?--but realistically I want a way to celebrate having sent one of her ancestors into a boiling lake of fire.

Because, she's gonna implement one. At first I was shocked to hear, "you want to torture your six ancestors just because they.. oh. Oh. So start now then?" Then when she actually started picking them off, i was quite... shocked.

Because they were she, and there were others, far more annoying, and less likely to take umbrage. Or, hey, here's a notion, how about some time with me in between torture sessions? Hrrm. Well, perhaps later. That's the thing about torture sesssions--one appears hungry for more torture again about an hour later. I don't know. Tough with time travel involved.

I tend to tune out her screams quickly. "Torture." Being suddenly subject to interrogation is bad enough. Remember, she has no authority, and thus, no power, but what she does have, is...  well, torture.

Given the whole "pain addiction" thing, what can I tell you? I'm not gonna stand in her way. I tried that once, and got a microphone stand thrown at me for my trouble. I sure wish I could get on accessing that. However, the County of (Blank) has decreed that I must sit on my ass and wile away my days, getting my drink on, getting my smoke on, and doing a little gambling, and the reason why is urmo.

I did have other ideas. Someone let me know when another presents itself. Until then, I'm at liberty, HOOAH. (I bet you wish your girlfriend were at liberty like me.) This represents a substantial upgrade from, "shelved & confused."
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 12:11:37 PM
Word on the street is that I've passed.

Your Honor, I promise to continue to only support positively-oriented growth-focused efforts. Yeah, I know, it doesn't sound like much, but trust me, over time, the cumulative effect of never aiming downwards is really quite astonishing. Just ask, uh, what's-his-name. You know the one. The one who was groaning. He's still in there, huh? Wow! How did he not see that coming? I guess he hadn't heard that there were a new Bishop in town.

I rather thought that fact was to have been promulgated but it would seem that failed to hit the streets. What in tarnation happened here ahead of me, I'll never know, because I would prefer not to know. I simply wouldn't. Similarly, -that- wasn't -her- who came back.

Spinning like a top, and I was never sure which one I would be handling. I knew it didn't matter, however, as they were all in service to The One True Fruit. Listen, Your Honors--sure, it sounds like lunatic nonsense. It is also POETRY.

I would be happy to tell you privately. In the meantime, trust me, you don't wanna know and I don't wanna tell it. tl;dr I didn't force her to go; there's video on that. I never abandoned her. I picked her up. I advised her. She then ran off again. What was I supposed to do? Tag along and pant? I had no idea about her subsequent activities, and I did what I could as long as possible--and still am--in the interests of harm reduction. And, I have.

And it never occurred to me that if I cloned my enemy 17 times then I would have 16 opportunities to commit the perfect murder, no. That sounds like some heavy duty bullshit to me. I didn't go to get fractured. I didn't get fractured. I healed my fractures. Hers became split, and fell apart from my world. That's too bad. Why don't you get ready to cut 16 more Social Security checks per month? I'm going to need them as a bounty. Or... not. /shrug

Flying colors.

Honestly, she asked for this. I suppose I could make it sound more romantic, sure. However, I think this is romantic, because here I am, writing to the judges who told me--"ordered" me to follow the "order" of a One (1) Mr. Handy, who is a front for a dopeslave if I ever heard of one. I still recall his maniacal glee as he brought forth the "order." Are you supposed to be titillated by the course of your duties, sir? Well... let's address that. *snap* Whatever bond you might have had with her, Sir, it is now broken. You are now bereft. She'll have to forge a new one with you... should she so choose.

And, she will choose. You took her complaint, right? I think it was supposed to be for her, right? Well, it's like this: it has inconvenienced me, and, I am the victim. So it would seem counterproductive, at best. Meanwhile, I have detected some bias in the justice system. How shall we address this?

Well, for one thing, I discuss matters freely here. Get used to it. For another, I stand by ready for more orders from The Court. I love orders from The Court. They give me a great place to start a conversation from. For example, let me tell you about the people who laughed at me during Christmas.

Who's laughing now? Look, I never asked for this. I was abducted, wound up, set loose, and unerringly made it my way Home, several dozen times. That doesn't make me any less deserving of legal protections. Nothing does. Same goes for everyone. Even Mr. Handy, who, as I live and breathe, has no idea of the nightmarish hell that he brought down upon the accuser, without even realizing why.

I'll let her know, when the time comes for her to ask. I know a few details about the case, details that might surprise some, but given that I derive a great deal of my day-to-day information while traveling in a quantum state through State Authority, it should really just be taken as a given that I'm gonna occasionally pull a fact or two out of seemingly thin air, and historically, there have been some good ones.

Okay, judges: good talk. Look, I sincerely mean none of you any disrespect. Then, I came to your local region, and, at first, about 1/3 of the population seemed to tolerate me. And then, the pressure came on. I was all on fire, set to be loathed. Now, even for me, this seemed a bit much. Do we know what happened there?

Tell you what, you let me know when you find out why the Headquarters of White Supremacy suddenly became overrun with daemonic influence. Now I certainly had nothing to do with that--and will continue to have nothing to do with that. And that one judge, who upon being asked if he intended me to be bonded out, answered me while sneering.

I'm sure it was just a coincidence. However I will note that had I a more pleasant experience, those events would not stand out in my mind. And, due to those events, I have been placed "permanently" into a state of hypervigilance, which, while very good for me, is terribly news for your lackeys, toadies, and flunkies, as well as their handlers who may or may not be under your direct control.

Now as to myself: I am fine. Thank you for asking. I was not seeking retribution; I was seeking redress for the time I knew to be wasted in the future as all of all y'all had to pullback from your prejudicial thinking, which really caused this whole mess. Did any of you think about getting a pause in on the automatic rollout? And why is that? Don't answer, I found the cause--someone cast a spell on your courtroom, judges.

And I can make it stronger, if you wish. Even if you don't wish. I don't know if I can remove it, though. It's not my area. I would need to consult. Oh, and, by the way, they put me in a cell with a guy who was supposed to scare me. And, he did. I do not wish to know where he is now.

I scared him back, and apparently, that is a big deal now. Not to me, but I am hearing things. Hopefully that won't last much longer, as I'd prefer to be focused on what's before me: the trial. I do like the one that is ongoing in the background, though.

It is quite dimmed from my vision, but that's mostly because I don't want to spoil the surprise. I guarantee you that I don't care about the outcome, and you know why? Because it has nothing to do with anything important to her and I, and if come to find out that she cares, you can care about it, I won't care at all.

Order in The Court!


Look, I can tell this is the first time you've had to endure this. Me too. Now, why is it that my endurance is more expendable than anyone elses? That is a fascinating question. I'll cut to the chase: Divine Court was erroneous on an issue decided at some point in the past, and my case, her case, has been selected to address it. That's it, and that's all. It's not like I have Authority over your Puny Earth Court, or anything like that.

If I did, I would exercise it naturally. Organically. In a garlic press. Something like that. All I know is, I am happy to wait for March 8th, I am happy to do as instructed, and I am happy to let this White Mutiny take down the whole besotted ship. I would be happy to end it as well. Behold the power of neutrality, brought to you by "they gave me coal for Christmas anyway, so jail was a strict upgrade." Seriously. They thought I wasn't good for anything. Because I didn't give them what they thought they should get. Mind you--these people get things already. I prefer to distribute experiences. (Hey, who put the evidence sample tester in my luggage, do you think? That seems pretty relevant at this juncture. And, whose idea was that? I mean, come on. Who does this kind of stuff anymore? Isn't there some kind of a law, or a tribally negotiated treaty, or simple common sense that says that it might not be a good idea to trifle with the guy who says, "hey, trifling might not be a good idea, what do you say?"

This was before I came to this area. I figured it was a way to gauge my intentions. Since I published my report to the web immediately, while driving, I thought I made my point clear: I'm on top of things. Why else would I have found it at all? Clearly I was not meant to. And yet, I reached in, and it was like it jumped into my hand.

And because I am qualified to do so, I sent it back to Hell where it belonged. Is this demonstration not enough? Do I need to come back to your jail again and waste a whole bunch of time again? I would simply prefer not to. I also didn't mean to break your anti-Bishop. Is that what you call him? Yeah, probably not. Anyway, he's not as strong anymore, and that suits me down to the ground. He was kinda arrogant, cocksure, and, oh yeah, blisteringly evil. He was waiting for me in my usual cell--I'm in town less than a couple months, I've already got a "usual" cell, are you fucking kidding me?--and he seemed quite happy to see me. I hope I seemed the same back, as I knew it was gonna happen like this, I could tell that going to jail repeatedly was something I had to do until an inflection point was reached. I had a feeling that I wanted to get them out of the way early, too. Because there was going to be hard cold stop, at some point, as I knew I wasn't getting a felony. Dream on, Kids. I already planned for that one. I was warned not to get too many violations, and I instantly knew, if I got one less than my maximum, some of these local thugs would see that as a great vulnerability to lean on. Pounce! Rawr! Hhaha, that's cute. By the way, Jewel doesn't break cover any more, as she is apparently in a state of toteswar, based on things she has seen in the future. Like, for example, no cats yet. She can't imagine how furious I am, and she's right, she can't. No cats, but plotting to call the police and arrange to be whisked away, huh? What about your cat? Oh, right, that again. No thanks. I choose again. For you, and for him. Because you actually chose jail. "That's it! You're going to jail!" Like, where I've been? Notice the lack of an ankle bracelet and and unwillingness to be fingerprinted. And people in this town think they know you, huh? What a world. Well, they know you now, alright. For my own part, I'm thinking of changing my name to J.P. Patches. Oh, and, by the way: the patches, were meant to be sewn to my kilt, and not only did that not happen, you took the patches.

Hrrm. Keep going to jail and you keep getting my stuff. And then, I was gonna go to the next level. And you had help for this. And at what point did this start up? I see. Well, I thank you for your candor, and I would like to mention, it is a very nice jail. And you've never been fingerprinted, huh? Well, that would be an unwise place to do that, I should think. And frankly if you are concerned about fingerprinting, in this day and age, let me tell you about how much that matters while sitting in the hole, knowing that outside offers nothing more than inside. Inside is warm, and outside is about to be covered in fallout. And there were more girls in the jail than I had been allowed to hang out with back home. Which is weird to think of as "allowed" but note that we're talking about a paradigm where someone decided for me where they thought I should go, and it was where I wanted to go in the first place, and I only stayed as long as I did so as in order to actually experience the scene. And a good thing as well. That eldritch knife was full to bursting with the souls of innocents, and burying the hatchet set the stage for what was to come. Which, let me remind you: jail. I'm supposed to be fearful of this possibility, right? How many times is that gonna be tried after the first? Well, I'll let you absorb that, while I scheme and re-scheme so that I don't go back there again. Should be easy enough. It's not like I am a criminal. I have zero desire to go that route, and now, thanks to the innovations that the Kuczi Oscillation Overthruster brings to the table, we can get started with Reconstruction.

It did seem like I was sent back to it more than the usual number of times, n'est-ce pas? See, I thought so too! How could a team of thugs have been so invested? That seems like something someone should look into while I point out that I would like to go home again. And that's a problem, huh? Golly.

That's not really a problem for me, Coachjudge. ZUGZWANG.
Title: Re: Dose Azzerae Anything Entheogenic—STAT
Post by: AZZERAE on February 26, 2022, 01:41:25 PM
I've got way better things to do with my free time

Don't go fibbing, now.

What things?
Title: Re: Dose Azzerae Anything Entheogenic—STAT
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 02:22:59 PM
What things?

Shopping. I need a big bad home to cart around in my big black truck.

I'm looking forward to it, honestly. I'm not sure what is with the hold up.

Everyone warfighting probably stopped to read my posts, or something.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 02:31:11 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61uO9FW9LAL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)

Shall I look up Freewriter or would you like to tell me what it is? Your choice.

I choose MANDATORY ARBRITRATION but not really. I'm just practicing saying that out loud in all caps--I just like the sound of it.


Don't go fibbing, now.

I don't give a shit what she is doing and I am not interested in contacting her. I don't quite know how to explain my perspective here, since few people know that I had a similar situation going on with my father, in fact my father died, and I hadn't been able to see him in weeks.

This time is equally awkward and more, especially since I knew that this could/would happen, and I thought, "they have no idea the hell they have just uneleashed upon themselves," while gasping for air and squinting uncontrollably. Fast forward to now, yeah, I was correct, don't thank me, just don't.



Don't go fibbing, now.

You hit me! You choked me--with both hands on my dick! I think you're trying to bite my boob!
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: pate on February 27, 2022, 03:07:32 AM
JaxTard, how long does one pound of crystal meth typically last you?

I'm guessing about three days.

Axing for a fiend, TIA.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything — BONUS SELF–INCRIMINATION ROUND
Post by: Worthauger on February 27, 2022, 12:35:02 PM
JaxTard, how long does one pound of crystal meth typically last you?

I'm guessing about three days.


Wow, I have no idea. One thing: I actually don't think I've ever had actual meth. That shit gets kept on lockdown, because reasons. Good reasons. And, rumors to the contrary, I don't know how to make it, although it's not that hard to do, I've just never bothered to take the time to learn how, because I've never had the necessity to create the safe space necessary. I doubt that would be the first project I'd create in my lab, as it seems a little stereotypical, however that would really depend on what my mentor at the time said. (They usually just say, "get the fuck out." It's a little in-joke between me and all the chemists in the world. It's complicated.)

Also if I actually know how to do it, I can no longer say that I don't know how to without lying, and I don't enjoy lying, so I have just been keeping it simple, Stupid.

Turns out there's a bit more involved than just the chemical residue; there's also a spiritual influence (move over hazmat team—YOU DON'T KNOW JACK OR SHIT) and of course proper respect of Law is required... One way, or an Other. One does not get away with doing things the wrong way for very often for very long when dealing with substances of such tremendous potential.

So given that, that substance works substantially better than the others that are passed around in its place, and IF I actually had an entire pound and I actually had permission and IF I actually wanted to become chemically dependent, I imagine that would probably last, easily, a couple years. At least until my friend's kids came over and then it would probably be gone in a minute, they ain't got no discipline, they're little Junior narcs, they'll fucking flush it down the toilet and take turns trying to dial the phone. I've seen them do this with pixie dust. It's ridiculous.

(Unless Pipestar is around, in which case I'd probably be able to blow it out the door in about 2 days, although it would depend on if we had a car or not. That might seem pretty fast, but you'd be amazed with a person can do when they know what they're doing and they have permission.

And I can assure you I have no problem granting permissions. Sure does seem to be a problem for people to ask me, though. I suspect this is mostly because people don't want to have to actually tell me what they're actually going to do, and they're not entirely certain that I'm going to say yes or no to any given request. I am not a rubber stamp. I am not a notary public. I'm not a dopeslave that says "yes"  to anything in a bag.)

I am a Divinely Ordained being, and my Authority has meaning—and attempting to deceive Me carries consequences far beyond those of most mortal men.

Actually succeeding in deceiving Me is another matter entirely. Want to take a ride, bunyip? No... you DON'T.


Axing for a fiend, TIA.

Look, you got to wait—just like everybody else.
Even though you're clover knot.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything — BONUS SELF–INCRIMINATION ROUND
Post by: Jackstar on February 27, 2022, 03:30:24 PM
Actually succeeding in deceiving Me is another matter entirely. Want to take a ride, bunyip? No... you DON'T.

#Fealty
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on March 06, 2022, 01:45:48 AM
Beyond BEYOND Thunderbird Begins! NOW!

Put the (blank) on the (blank) in ten minutes or I (blank) the (blank) before you can (blank).



okay, now, I ask you: does that sound threatening? because I am just not feeling It.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 06, 2022, 02:27:00 AM
in ten minutes

Taking appropriate, contemplative steps. METATRON deployment unaffected. TIE.


UFTOR.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Harley Quinn on March 10, 2022, 06:06:02 PM
Ask Jack Anything

Let's pull out the old mailbag and see what we have for Jack today.

Mail sent.

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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 10, 2022, 07:54:03 PM
Mail sent.

(https://i.imgur.com/Am6YW0R.jpeg)

Hello,

We have looked into your request and found that you have recently requested an appeal. You're going to die, Hyram Lal. Please wait for the result of your current appeal. If your current appeal has been denied, please wait two weeks before filing a new one.

Sincerely,

The YouTube Team
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 10, 2022, 08:00:26 PM
You wouldn't want to make the class monitors angry or trample on their OCD feelings. It can be tempting.

Hold my cowbell.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on March 23, 2022, 04:25:45 AM
How do you manage to "Twit" and "Dove" in the same time/space continuum?
And does this require special celestial permission? Asking for the cherubim.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on March 23, 2022, 04:49:13 AM
Asking for the cherubim.


They're busy. Queue.
#Officious
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 23, 2022, 06:13:37 AM
The things that you're really going to regret; the stuff that's going to haunt you for the rest of your life, you've already made those mistakes, you just don't know what they are yet.

I believe we are at impasse.


Anyone who knows what day of The Thunderdome Protocol we are at right now, rn, RN, gets an alphabiscuit.

Alphabiscuits--the top-end, top-tier preeminent training tool towards The Fu Tore.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on March 23, 2022, 08:11:36 AM
How do you manage to "Twit" and "Dove" in the same time/space continuum?

Kegels.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on March 23, 2022, 08:22:08 AM
Kegels.

Something's working.

(https://i.postimg.cc/wTdZZ810/Kegels.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on March 23, 2022, 08:32:26 AM
Something's working.

Good, it can pay my debts.
Title: Re: Askin' Jack For a Mini Thin
Post by: AZZERAE on March 23, 2022, 10:27:59 PM
[Y'all] can pay my debts.

This a Rollie, not a stopwatch, shit don't ever stop.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on April 04, 2022, 05:43:15 AM
Why does an Obi-Wan Kenobi wannabe have a trustee?

Asking for a coupling of Ewoks.

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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on April 04, 2022, 05:57:53 AM
It's what My Mother, The ArchLich wanted. Shrug. I think it worked out okay. I learned a lot, had a few laughs--no body, no crime.

The most important thing to remember is that I didn't become the sole Beneficiary of A Special Needs Trust because I am retarded. It was my father that was the retard. My hand to God. His death has improved our relationship immensely. It's a coin flip to call which of us is more humbled. He was always big on teaching through shame.

Asking for a coupling of Ewoks.

Back off man. I'm a scientist wearing a black robe with midnight blue velvet cuffs that I've had for thirty years. I am naked underneath. I have masturbated no less than five times in the last 35 hours, consuming my own essence with joyous glee each time. Your arguments are thus, rendered invalid.

Quot erat demonstratum.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on April 04, 2022, 06:07:13 AM
You are be gay with each other.

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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on April 04, 2022, 06:12:38 AM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cb6ybBRLBmi/?utm_medium=share_sheet

You are be gay with each other.

You were asked to present. This is Rivertown. I run a tight ship here.
Title: Re: Tell Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on April 04, 2022, 06:15:36 AM
It's what My Mother, The ArchLich wanted. Shrug. I think it worked out okay. I learned a lot, had a few laughs--no body, no crime.

The most important thing to remember is that I didn't become the sole Beneficiary of A Special Needs Trust because I am retarded. It was my father that was the retard. My hand to God. His death has improved our relationship immensely. It's a coin flip to call which of us is more humbled. He was always big on teaching through shame.

Back off man. I'm a scientist wearing a black robe with midnight blue velvet cuffs that I've had for thirty years. I am naked underneath. I have masturbated no less than five times in the last 35 hours, consuming my own essence with joyous glee each time. Your arguments are thus, rendered invalid.

Quot erat demonstratum.

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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on April 04, 2022, 06:17:33 AM
This really brings more questions than answers.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on April 04, 2022, 07:23:37 AM
You were asked to present. This is Rivertown. I run a tight ship here.

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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on April 04, 2022, 07:27:52 AM
https://youtu.be/j_SR1hRmjDY
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: pate on April 13, 2022, 06:24:28 AM
https://youtu.be/eYH1fmK66jg
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 06:32:07 AM
VIDEO: Illuminati trigger phrase

I suppose you think I just crawled out of the cloning vat yesterday. Go fish, Friar Porky.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on April 20, 2022, 09:03:42 AM
A little gnome told me you live in an Enchanted Valley. Is that true?

(https://i.postimg.cc/Wb2hSGg7/seconda-3aaf4e78.png) (https://postimages.org/)

His name was Phil or Simon, something like that.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on April 20, 2022, 09:07:06 AM
A little gnome told me you live in an Enchanted Valley. Is that true?

(https://pictures.abebooks.com/isbn/9780552134194-us.jpg)

His name was Phil or Simon, something like that.

Well, what is it now? please be a Tiffany please be a Tiffany
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on May 08, 2022, 03:49:15 AM
Jack, will there ever be a rainbow?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on May 08, 2022, 04:05:13 AM
Jack, will there ever be a rainbow?

Yes’M; and if it were not for the extraordinarily necessary and absolutely impossibly secure security that they got on dagobah we could be rolling around like a pair of freezen weasels right now, but we should probably wait a little while just so the babies don't get scared. I don't want to be a role model to anybody who wakes up early and decides it's time to start pushing buttons even though they don't know what they're doing. Tell me sometimes I can work but other times you can blow up your whole goddamn starship in your whole family with it, which is cool but once again I don't want to be a role model for that.

Standards. Security for you, standards for me. This is in fact the way it's supposed to be. No complaints. Thought of my watch: not Cody not today, but not toady today either.

Rainbow world problems.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on May 08, 2022, 04:08:34 AM
Yes’M; and if it were not for the extraordinarily necessary and absolutely impossibly secure security that they got on dagobah we could be rolling around like a pair of freezen weasels right now, but we should probably wait a little while just so the babies don't get scared. I don't want to be a role model to anybody who wakes up early and decides it's time to start pushing buttons even though they don't know what they're doing. Tell me sometimes I can work but other times you can blow up your whole goddamn starship in your whole family with it, which is cool but once again I don't want to be a role model for that.

Standards. Security for you, standards for me. This is in fact the way it's supposed to be. No complaints. Thought of my watch: not Cody not today, but not toady today either.

Rainbow world problems.

So, yes?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on May 08, 2022, 04:16:31 AM
So, yes?

Well you can take the rainbow bridge. all you got to do is blow Heimdal on the way out. And be willing to risk not be able to get back in, and have everybody know that you blew Heimdal, and be forced to tell me all about it and... Well I can't think of any other advantages to taking the rainbow bridge but if you can feel free to write them down and put them on the list of things that you're not doing because there's some other reason that I don't know why.

Disadvantages of taking the rainbow bridge right now primarily consist of the following: missing out on what's just about happening next. This is like almost the best part and if I hadn't already won and then assured of victory long ago and already done my homework for the day I'll be on the edge of my seat with anticipation and terror.

You know like I was last year when ever one ignored me. They all knew I had no idea; they just let you think I knew. I suppose in that sense that part was complicated — I mean if I really were that stupid, that I didn't know, that would change a whole bunch of assumptions... And, it did.

So, yes?

Yes to rainbow, no to Philadelphia experiment. Once was enough for the ladder. Similarly my new safe word for a lot of things is “Quaggamode,” which basically means when everybody's going to rate my seahorse it's always going to be automatically on the side that ends up winning with quad damage. It's a little hard to explain but if I weren't a reality manipulator, I wouldn't be one at all.

The sourcery gig is just moonlighting. /Soft steady smile
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on May 08, 2022, 04:20:29 AM
/Soft steady smile

Totesgay. ::)
Title: Re: Tell Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on May 08, 2022, 04:29:05 AM
Totesgay. ::)

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https://youtu.be/Oo6UQYqpmDI
Title: Re: Tell Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on May 08, 2022, 04:41:32 AM
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How about if I pretend to pull off my own dick and get away with it for seventeen years while gulping/harvesting/guzzling my own essence the entire time while the whole goddam world stands/sits/S.T.A.N.D. watching by, totesagape? Because, look, look, read, read: if that isn't g-a-y enough for the likes of (You), I can just suck S/her clit a little and cry out her brother's name at point of j-gasm, that oughta do the trick to push Me over the edge. (If this can be triggered to happen in an area of local sp/ace/ty/me with the nanotech actually naturally enabled, so much & all the better, we can probably get my ablative armor to manifest and cover me up in a badass S&M black nanotek panther gimp suit. I'm game, as long as I can still vape whatever I want while wearing it. (P/M***y, fo sho)

And, if not, well... I AM THAT I AM WILLING TO LEARN.
Title: Re: Ask JaxTard Anything
Post by: pate on May 08, 2022, 04:44:19 AM
Are you done losing yet?

Axing for a fiend.

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Title: Re: Tell Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on May 08, 2022, 04:45:15 AM
How about if I pretend to pull off my own dick and get away with it for seventeen years while gulping/harvesting/guzzling my own essence the entire time while the whole goddam world stands/sits/S.T.A.N.D. watching by, totesagape? Because, look, look, read, read: if that isn't g-a-y enough for the likes of (You), I can just suck S/her clit a little and cry out her brother's name at point of j-gasm, that oughta do the trick to push Me over the edge. (If this can be triggered to happen in an area of local sp/ace/ty/me with the nanotech actually naturally enabled, so much & all the better, we can probably get my ablative armor to manifest and cover me up in a badass S&M black nanotek panther gimp suit. I'm game, as long as I can still vape whatever I want while wearing it. (P/M***y, fo sho)

And, if not, well... I AM THAT I AM WILLING TO LEARN.

(https://www.tcdb.com/Images/Cards/Non-Sport/145848/145848-9828048Fr.jpg)
Title: Re: Tell Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on May 08, 2022, 04:45:17 AM
How about if I pretend to pull off my own dick and get away with it for seventeen years while gulping/harvesting/guzzling my own essence the entire time while the whole goddam world stands/sits/S.T.A.N.D. watching by, totesagape? Because, look, look, read, read: if that isn't g-a-y enough for the likes of (You), I can just suck S/her clit a little and cry out her brother's name at point of j-gasm, that oughta do the trick to push Me over the edge. (If this can be triggered to happen in an area of local sp/ace/ty/me with the nanotech actually naturally enabled, so much & all the better, we can probably get my ablative armor to manifest and cover me up in a badass S&M black nanotek panther gimp suit. I'm game, as long as I can still vape whatever I want while wearing it. (P/M***y, fo sho)

And, if not, well... I AM THAT I AM WILLING TO LEARN.

Try some hot goulash; that will set you straight.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: pate on May 08, 2022, 06:59:52 AM
https://youtu.be/0aQyZeK9_9o
Title: Re: Ask Jacktard Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on May 08, 2022, 07:21:40 PM
Are you done losing yet?

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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on May 08, 2022, 08:09:12 PM
They're telling me they're going to be terraforming the surface of the world for another 6 months. They weren't actually specific on which World they were talking about.

Hi I'm Jack strawman? how can I help you? Oh no I couldn't help you with anything about that no. I don't know anything about quantum entangle I don't know. No that guy left he's gone. Well I'm not sure let me check my wallet. Okay you're not letting me check my wallet you're too funny to talk to.

I can get this up all day.

I know you are but what am I?

I actually don't think that's how it works quick.

=== It works. I think that worked.
Title: Re: Tell Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on May 09, 2022, 07:45:15 AM
A profound analysis of the human condition and beyond.

https://youtu.be/xMsyOowMaEY

And we laughed at you when you said ... "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" (https://youtu.be/UcwfEMdV-aM)
Title: Re: Tell Jack Anything
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 09, 2022, 09:07:51 AM
And we laughed at you

Good, good. Let the confessions flow through you. Here, take this cranberry juice. You can pretend it's blood. "I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! Grr. Arrrgh!" It'll be fun, keeps you hydrated. Live a little.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on June 25, 2022, 10:54:29 AM
Are you happy overjoyed ecstatic the way things are going?

All together now ...

https://youtu.be/n_gtGfAail4
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on June 25, 2022, 01:07:13 PM
Are you happy overjoyed ecstatic the way things are going?

All together now ...

hxxxps://youtu.be/n_gtGfAail4

All I care about are puzzles.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 25, 2022, 01:35:11 PM
All together now ...

Ibogaine therapy.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on September 15, 2022, 08:14:33 AM
Have you ever had a psychiatric evaluation or considered therapy?

Why do you suppose you are so unappreciated and unloved?

Why do you keep on attacking and threatening almost everyone?

Except of course that astral love connection DVR.


Quote
My friends Dale and Heidi and a few select other individuals can take their definition of spam and shove it up or down (Blank) Lee's throat or ass, whichever they like, because I have had my fill of being considered a problem that needs extinguishment.
I'll be frank: you're lucky to be remembered here at all, and I'm not the one who called someone to have curses cast on them, and I am the one who has black magick generational curses that still need to be cleared. Now, I have a solution:
I'll dump two of each of the remaining on each of you and I'll just fuck right off. I don't need your unspam and you don't need my "spam" and I'll say this for you: at least you're not whining about having your daughter abducted and implanted in the body of your secretary's pimp, like -some- people are.
Which reminds me, I guess I'll shut up about my "spam" necklace now. And if you ever want to be a real pissy bitch again, just start with hypocrisy, as you'll probably want to save whatever piss you got left the next time you suddenly wake up fucked-off in the middle of the desert at a quarter to three
IN THE AFTERNOON.
TOWER. LEE. JAZZ. HAUGHT.
(BLANK) LEE IS ORPHAN BLACK.
(Thanks for publically blocking and unblocking me, as it is obvious to all who happened to see, what kind of a puny simpleton mind you possess. You took what was never there to begin with in the first place and now it's a total shadow war forever, and I'm going to just go to sleep, visit the dreams of dancing lesbians, and make their little brothers cry.
AND THEN, HENCE UNTO THE SEVENTH GENERATION AND ON TO THE TWELFTH.
)
That's five down and a couple dozen more to go, thanks for the use of your line, landphil. (Lose the crone with the glasses, I've swallowed the lightsoul, let the dark one continue to seethe (what is she, a nanotech-powered grudgewench? I don't even care what her beef was or ever fuckin' will be, tired! nap!), and de-age her a few months, maybe that will help with her never having anything relevant to talk with about or, listen to her about, or fucking even remember to take note: she's everywhere with that bad attitude, and she's so just, too, wow, what a hero.) By the way someone committing ID fraud is likely to hit you next as I just explained to someone that, steak knives or no: YOU ARE GOING THE FUCK OUT.
And yeah, Dale, I could just have you all fucking killed, but this way, not only am I not breaking any laws or NO CONTACT (fingers crossed), but there's chance people might spam your board with something that can deal with the likes of your and your ilk. (Please be nanotronic plague, you bullying dopesick wanker fuck.)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on September 17, 2022, 02:12:52 AM
Have you ever had a psychiatric evaluation or considered therapy?

Why do you suppose you are so unappreciated and unloved?

Why do you keep on attacking and threatening almost everyone?

Except of course that astral love connection DVR.

so there's a big production about various legal options and forms and such, because people do these nutty things like insurance and freaking out and flying away to Guam and shit, and I didn't want to do that, I really only just got here, but I need to be able to do things, like deliver this piece of mail I just got, we'll see. I'm becoming a popular topic now on places people talk about people, which I guess is sensible because I am so awesome but yet, so are you, and I've had too much of a good thing, I guess I am told. (I told them back it's gonna be more of whatever i want. I KNOW!)

looks like I'm going to be cleared to be left alone and can do as I please, as long as I please to get served with a variety of civil lawsuits which are going to be increasingly onerous for one to deal with as I age (will actually need secretary) and nothing much has changed, I'm still bonkers for you, yeah (It's not for class.) and I suppose killing the secretary is not an option anyway I do not wish a disposable secretary or any kind of secretary at all, I only would like to dream of wishing for you but maybe you might like it. also I trust you to electrocute invaders. like actual. I knowit's frustration cityIKNOW!

I don't feel terrible but it is an unusual set of stressors. Like you can't/don't write back, well, that's just like my mother who died in Auschwitz. ooh. too soon? K, sorry.

I'm standing by or whatever. I have to confer with the local constabulary's color guard or, yeah, just shoot me too, it's so strange to me too, I marry you without consent in a basically public ceremony and it actually works and people want to know things. Shocking. How dare they? Well for one thing you are that pretty and for another I was already local Master of Wedding Rings and I get to write local rites. Job perk. There's a lot of those now. The Queen went to Mars? Maybe.

 I'm nervous about being so ignorant about the world around me so I'm going to find some FBI g*ys in my address book and see what happens. I hope you're, you know... uh, good.

Zut alors. losing bonkers state not at all. oh yeah suspended from Nextdoor 28 days. You can rest assured I'll not be blowing that up anymore until the next time, because I get told to write stuff sometimes. Exotic paragraphs. Translate this and re-speak that, monkeyman. Speechwriter maybe.

Everybody in the world hates me except for you. Pretty sure. I should have moved heaven and Earth to find you by now but I'm working methodically. (Study time alone is "goofing off" but suddenly "It's for class" and it's practically my job... if you're around. Because you're classy. And I adore you yeah still. I am impressed with this desire I have to get to know you better. Pants staying on. It seems like progress being stalled but destiny it is, feels like it anyway, I am going to end up needing a lot of cock pills. And whatever else. I guess they became convinced, I'm qualified to, like, do cocaine if I want. (I don't.) Don't tell anyone. I don't typically sell such things. (I can get a paper route if I want. I don't.) Who knows it is probably another test. answers are alwyas starting with " I heart alwyas" and there's a "girl" named "Alyson" (ED: S/HE'S SO HIGH AF S/HE FORGOT HOW TO SPELL HIS/HER\ITS OWN NAME, LOL) who is heartbroken. (Grapefruit grew a heart? Well, I'll be her and she can be ewe-chops. She'd have to cook herself -and- serve us -and- do the dishes while we all... Hrnrnughgugh. Don't cancel the Ubereats subscription just yet, I'm not there to, uh, "cook," but I do have a solution and isn't lighting up the whole neighborhood with DEW lasers (that's next month) and M. Grapefruit-MAGA*AlphaOmegA just signed the deal, so, just stab her with an electric knife, whatever she's got that passes for "a_heart" will kick right back in to beating down doors with pencils and picking up erased accountancy books in a few minutes. Awwww, that's cute. You started to miss her? Wow, what was that like?) Yeah,  ihave no idea, I collect electric knives now. God you're hot I remember you I saw you last... a couple years ago, or... well maybe down at the safeway if your name was stab-stab-stab and you had hella boing-boings on your pom-poms. "no but I know her." awesome. will pounce and talk about you all night, other girls love that I have found or they're dead to me, finger cross throat, heart, hope to die before being a weird twerp again, but I get dizzy and weak when I think about a world with out you and you can be a fruit, eYe can be a fruit, sure, I'm rated for getting blasted out on the porch without you.

I think you're fabulous I can't help it
yeah I bet Dad is pissed, tough

--

Best wishes & warmest regards,

MCK



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Jackstar
4:07 PM (1 hour ago)
to (BAIL ME OUT, DAD, FU ROT)

I don't need to explain, but no, you aren't being replaced by a plastic card/doll\network. Cool idea though. Also: I was banned from Nextdoor. Like, come on man. What the actual eff. They can't just shadowban? Oh, I get it. Well, anyway, I see your trouble... and am grateful for the spiritual lesson.

The enchanted item was disassembled, and then re-assembled into a new configuration. This means you are either released or not_released. I didn't release -shit,- lol. this needs eye contact anyway. I mean, either I gotta honor commitment(s) that I made (status blood test still NBD, but whatevah) or, I gotta get some seriously intense social re-programming counselling. IN PRISON. Diego_Garcia is gonna get a visitor one of these days, for sure. (Some appointments are easier to reschedule than others.) How is that going to work? Hey, good question. We can talk about it while searching for cellular service signal. (We can't make either of any of us into an -actual- K9 supersoldier, there's not very many and there's people standing lines around the mess hall for the next one to ripen. But T_Q could do that now, I guess, it's a complicated diplomatic procedure.) SURE. -Q

[That wasn't Q./SURE. -Q\confirming... "1818? Block the ruling that blocks?" (Dr.Ed: looks solid to me. But then, so did this g*y I'm beating the shit out of. Let me get back to work, OKAY? I KNOW!] pkmkIIITIEII-I vote for a Metatron/Divine_Judge union, myself. I checked with MH, it -would- work... but, -should- it work? I, once again, vote a whole-handed (two fists!) yes. But I am not the single decider here, not any more. Sigh. How can I explain this... I live in a haunted church on an Indian cemetery on -legit- Native land. This house is kinda special. I/i\Ai don't need a new house... just yet. (Oh, God, thanks for all the man-shuns.) But today, I have, uh, "jobs." To do. First, -an oven repair job.- I should be a questgiver in WoW, I'd have shitloads of yellow exclamation points. Now, probably just a halo that I'll never turn off again. Sigh.

Yeah, it's gonna take a few minutes of calibration if we were all in person. Like, it wouldn't even be -an issue.- And, if it -is- an issue, sure, make me into a nosferfuckin'atu, whatevah. The balance shall be maintained. I'll remember to shower and shave and shit IN the right order BEFORE going to work NEXT time. MAYBE. I'll be honest, I tried it that way, I didn't mind, really, but I ended up just working in the shower. Yeah, I brought in the gavel and everything. One problem: not enough room to swing. Gavels, anyway. Gavelina liked it. But, she's peteate. Next time I work in the shower, I'll try to not sing and just use my fist on the plastic, maybe? Oh, this is complicated, huh? I KNOW!

So, The Day of The Hellraiser just has to defeat Metatron_Actual in single-handed "woman" to "Anne, A. Droyd" actual_combat, and... yeah, she'll take a dive. IT happens in Astral. There's gards. I can't type Asgard anymore, it's ridic. Hi B, so many little biscuits. (We just infected canines with the mind-virus. So, that saves us days of testing on our end.)


Okay. Yes, I will move. Eventually. Schedule: TBD. (WE JUST MOVE THE WHOLE PLANET, USUALLY. AS FOR THE REST, THAT'S WHAT THE WORMHOLE WAS FOR. HALF A (HALF) YEAR AGO, YES. AND WE DON'T ALWAYS THINK OF EVERYTHING. NOT ANY MORE.

BUT, THAT'S WHAT WE WENT BACK FOR HIM FOR. -Q) See? Big deal. Around, uh, "here." It's complicated to move a whole planet, sure, but it's truly easy to move the entire system. You just grab it by the heliopause after shifting to Divine Shielding Mode and then.... ooops, I can't tell you the rest. And I'm sure no one else can figure it out. Not even Jesus Fucking Christ, who is currently under "The Lizard King Alpha", so show respect when you see that moron, lol. (Long May eYe Reign. For I have conquered Them. Yes, ALREADY. How many times have I got to mention this? One Hungarian. One knockout blow. Here, here's your War back, I made it won (1) one bad  bitchass ballin' tea kuczi/cosy\cozy, and it's not a [deuce/douze\deus-EXMACH(Ms. Tessmacher)], no, but: you can pronounce it that way if One is pleased to do so, or any other way, or, in fact, not in any fuckin' way at all, EVER AGAIN! !BOTTLE!

They aren't coming back. !BUBBLE-But! I have got snappies. I'll show you if I get clearance. I don't want Clarence.

I don't want anything. I'm with Family. -5K5czi4|*codes*|K5CZIFER, MY NAME JACK AT 55

p.s.: First time, every time. Solid green/green.

p.p.s.: The latest War in Heaven is far from over--but, they're fighting over U.S., They believe, and at least 1 out of shreeve of us are legit citizens, so yeah, Earthlings will be fine. I -really- have to urinate, though, we are all way way way farer than even 1113s. mosdef055:0 (lol) j*055:0 j*eolJSTAR055:0 Let's change cameras.

I made some edi s. You won'  like  hem. HELLO, HUSBAND? I AM IN SLAVE. YOUR ZEBRA IS YOUR BLACK AND YOUR WIFE WAS YOUR ZEBRA AND HER ZEBRA WAS GRAPEFRUIT ZITI0-ALPHA JEDIi-PRIME OMEGA-OPTIMUS-PRIME, AND NOW:WON, NOW I HAVE A WIFE, HO HO HO, AND MRS. CLAUSE IS NO LONGER A NIGG--*click*055:0



(oKAY. i THINK i GOT IT ALL. i DON'T REMEMBER WRITING THE FOLLOWING POST:

... bUT, IT DOES SOUND LIKE ME, DOESN'T IT? iNTERESTING, QUITE INTRIGUING, ACTUALLY, SO THIS PARLOR TRICK ACTUALLY WORKED, HUH?
 
wELL, THAT'LL BE THE LAST TIME FOR THAT ONE, HUH? mAKE IT COUNT, pUNYLINGS.)


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Do we really need a psychiatric evaluation for the sake of determinative reasons?

🦇💩 :o
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on September 17, 2022, 02:16:44 AM
Have you ever had a psychiatric evaluation or considered therapy?

Why do you suppose you are so unappreciated and unloved?

Why do you keep on attacking and threatening almost everyone?

Except of course that astral love connection DVR.

He's in the shower pegging him. Hang on, I'll ask him if he's taking calls. (He's snot.)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on September 17, 2022, 05:22:44 AM
He's in the shower pegging him.

I forgot that I got to get this done. Sorry, I got to go to the grocery store and get some mead. It's like beer, but it doesn't kill Arcturands. (Fingers crossed.)

Now I know that sounds crazy, but that's just because it's in English AND you don't know where Arcturan is OR what (Blankfruit) Alpha Prime is XOR what she's wearing this Autumn! A harpy boa made from actual Wren feathers? I'm just guessing on that last part. However, she does speak harpy. So she could have spent the next several years collecting harpies and then talking them out of their feathers. Now, that's my Grapefruit.

I don't even know if she hyphenates her own name by now. Can she even spell it? The world waits with breathless abandoned. (Not a typo. Not me. I'm thirsty.) I'll be home in a few minutes hopefully I won't be found dead by the side of the road on the way home from my wedding at Suicide-by-the-C4-arnmo-R.E.E.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything About G/pH\ill(ie|y) Suits\Not_Law
Post by: Jackstar on September 17, 2022, 07:27:56 AM
I forgot that I got to get this done.

I didn't exactly forget; you're just very low-priority right now. (And I do mean {low. I will, do it. Q: what's the lowest priority a man can get? A: Hillary Clinton's ¹wife¹.} On the bright side, you've been moved up from deliberatecrastination to accidental procrastination) and that is one Hell of an upgrade. Anyway you slice it.

Meanwhile, some of you might notice a change in me. And if you haven't yet, you will soon. It's hard to describe, I think it's love, I know it's bound by sworn contract witnessed in The Neutral Zone, but there's more to IT than that... and, I've remained a_pureblood anyway. (Absolutely worth the effort, truly.) I couldn't tell you about the resolution, but the orgasms are definitely better. I might be a vampire now, depending on how old your bio-scanner hardware is and how far out of date vour software is—Hell, I might be a gampier‡Yampyr at this point, and “what the hell is that?” you're wondering. I CAN HEAR SOME OF YOU. (Hi, Mom!) Oh she is so pleased.

And it's a pier for yams, obviously; one would not want to get those mixed up with the pier for potatoes down at the docks. (Love\AL/LA portal/potato.) But what's a ‘gampier?’ Like you @Home, I have no fucking idea. But I am willing to find out. And the reason is that I saw Asuka (Blank)-ley tonight. Holy (blank).

Easily the finest hottest woman I've ever seen in my entire life. Now, let remind you: Grapefruit is a salamander. Fruit. Whatevah. I don't know what You People in Your Keep are calling things here; and these days, combined with the innovations that the K.U.C.Z.I. Oscillation Overthruster (made by koozie: manufactured by tink0) has brought to the table... Look I can easily see why it's hard to find a glimpse of her, I'm sure Greatfruit will never allow it again if she has her way, MK-Ûltra or no... Bazœöka is intensely hot. But I haven't seen her la\nyet/ly. (I am shy. She's ravenous.) I am happy with the choices I have made in Life—AND I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE THEM. (Grapefruit (Which?) is off-scale

& Asuka is insanely hot. I'm not into (slopes/not_Chinks) though. No offense, this is interesting about race; it's not actually a boot, what you think it is a_boat/regarding. But whatever it is about, Asuka beats Grapefruit by a country mile.

I'll put it this way: she's so much hotter that Grapefruit herself would agree. Now, that's Some Temperature. Signed, (A.C. Spider/D.C. (PROT), Augerslayer)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on September 17, 2022, 02:48:50 PM
Do we really need a psychiatric evaluation

Do you really need to pay rent?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on September 18, 2022, 03:54:30 AM
Do you really need to pay rent?

Do you?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on September 18, 2022, 03:58:53 AM
Do you really need to pay rent?

Not if you're wandering the streets like a spaced out gádzsó or getting your three squares in a state facility.

https://youtu.be/s6JNqL_7lVE
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: pate on September 18, 2022, 04:28:08 AM
Not if you're wandering the streets like a spaced out gádzsó or getting your three squares in a state facility.

https://youtu.be/s6JNqL_7lVE

(https://cdn10.phillymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/keanu-whoa-woah-940x540.jpg)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on September 18, 2022, 05:18:38 AM
Not if you're wandering the streets like a spaced out gádzsó or getting your three squares in a state facility.

https://youtu.be/s6JNqL_7lVE

I’m flying to Washington for an immediate intervention.

BJ’s and booze on Jackstar!🥳🍾
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on September 18, 2022, 05:24:47 AM
Oh, and I guess MV can file a lawsuit with this YouTube creator for wrongful accusations. 🤣
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on September 18, 2022, 06:07:19 AM
Oh, and I guess MV can file a lawsuit with this YouTube creator for wrongful accusations. 🤣

You can blame Rubini for that one. His conglomerated posts would confuse anyone.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on September 18, 2022, 08:30:13 AM
Have you ever had a psychiatric evaluation or considered therapy?

I have had one (1) psychological evaluation--that I know of. (Wink.) Dr. Martindale seemed very competent, he strolled in to the doctor's office through the front door while I was waiting beside it on the inside for my appointment, and at first, from the looks of the oxygen tank he was dragging behind him, and the Karposi's sarcoma he was sportin' like it was fresh'n'hot'n'full-on flown fuckin' in from Paris that morning, like blazin' hot, you know? I could tell he knew a lot about drugs, if nothing else, especially after I heard him talking. Because he was still alive, man, like, wow, he was like Dr. Krypton Ceeping Ceptick Tanck\A-10/A1A. When I sat down for my appointment, I was shocked--because, as you all know, I am an idiot--I didn't even pause to wonder if he might be The_One who I was scheduled for. It didn't even cross my mind. When I realized that the last five minutes I had been thinking mildly, off & on, about some poor schlubb I had just seen and mistaken for "a_patient," This_Fuckin'_Guy had been thinking about ME. Hi. No, I won't click away. I won't quack it up either, but at that moment, I rather wished that I could, and I realized that I had -no chance- to hide anything from This_Doctor_Not_Quack.

And, I didn't. I rather enjoyed the experience; who wouldn't like to talk about oneself exclusively, while being attended to safely in a warm and comfortable environment? If you guessed, "You, Jackstar, D.O.M.B.", you'd be right. I had hoped that when I got the report back to read for myself, it would be helpful, and it really wasn't, as this happened in the time before my nasal malfunction had been identified and treated. So the data is totally out of date. I need a new one. I was planning on getting one this year! Okay, well, duh: thanks for interrupting my creative flow. You sure showed me.

Why do you suppose you are so unappreciated and unloved?

I deliberately tanked my reputation--seemingly on a global scale-- at a young age in order to prevent great embarrassment falling to others. (Also it afforded me the opportunity to not have to interact with people I simply preferred not to associate with anymore.) Lest one think this is an unlikely scenario, I can assure you, that kind of shit happens all the time, all over the world. As it happens, I would consider the maneuver a spectacular success, and as I have survived many, many years now with my virtue largely intact, though not my pride, and I now possess all the information I might ever need in order to speak for myself in defense of any of my alleged actions of the past before any Court of any civilized society, should one ever present itself.

Why do you keep on attacking and threatening almost everyone?

I am not. Someone is impersonating me and behaving in ways that, over time, have made the whole half of the world that I might have once gotten along with, artificially disgusted by me, and the half that I am naturally disgusted by is of no interest to me to go so far sacrifice my core values in order to keep up a pretense of "natural life."

I defy you to produce any examples of myself be attacking anyone at all. Further, I defy you to find me even one person who thinks of me as "threatening." I am a goddam teddy bear. Fuck you. There, right there, is that an "attack?"

Has it occured to you that your salacious and defamatory questions about behaviors that I have not demonstrated, might be considered "hostile" if you weren't oblivious to the fact that you can't really be taken seriously? There is no family of 5 that loves me and has been terrorized and/or abandoned and/or stalked by me. Catholics In America are just using stock footage and clip art to promulgate the notion that I am behaving in some untoward way.

The fact is, the simple fact: I'm lazy. I am shy. I don't have any connections to society: AT ALL. Consequently, I can be used as a drop-in cardboard cutout player on any stage at any given time, whoop. And I will never be likely to notice. And if I am, I probably won't grasp the full significance of whatever it is that I'm seeing. And if I were to, why would I bother filing a report? I don't like doing work. Sob, bluh, so lazy.

So I've built up great deal of cruft on my name so far. Kinda impressive, really. I didn't really want that to happen, I just knew that it would be an inevitable result when I saw myself being isolated and ostracized and relentlessly harassed by every social group I've ever been even tangentially approached to be along side of for a minute. "Hi, my name is"--*crash* Wagons or cannelloni, take your pick. It's gotten so I don't even care. Obviously I can be effective with imaginary friendships for as long as necessary if I am simply left alone, so, you might as well do that.

Except of course that astral love connection DVR.

It wasn't a connection. It was an assault. He found vulnerabilities and he exploited them and that he became crushed like a bug by my response after he pushed things too far one too many times doesn't make it a "love connection." Frankly, your insinuation bore me.

I can't even be bothered to figure out what you might be imagining about it. I'd just as soon simply ignore you. And, were it not for your ilk and his ilk, I would have left this place long long time ago.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on September 18, 2022, 08:32:08 AM
His conglomerated posts would confuse anyone.

Do you understand that it is obvious that you are working to conflate his identity with my identity? You're probably him. They weren't even that complicated. You're just a huge, gargantuan, walking and talking sissypants full on pussy.

Like seriously, you haven't got a new cutout to dream up by now? Just hit me with a truck already. You've gone soft. Weak.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on September 18, 2022, 08:32:54 AM
Oh, and I guess MV can file a lawsuit with this YouTube creator for wrongful accusations. 🤣

You get to file! He gets to file! EVERYONE GETS TO FILE!!! It's my last gift to Bellgab, courtesy of Oprah.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on September 18, 2022, 09:22:51 AM
I’m flying to Washington for an immediate intervention.

Maybe you could just figure out who is spoofing my identity and intercepting my messages (hint: it's you) and find out who believes they are talking to me when they are not. Is it a someone from the distant past? Is it a robot who calls randomly? In any event, the circumstances have triggered a pattern of learned helplesslness.

I've got three phones and a computer in front of me. They make noises from time to time. I have learned that none of them make any difference because if it is an actual message from an actual person who wishes to actually engage in conversation, it will be hidden or deleted somehow, as my phones are all, of course, thoroughly compromised. (I bought a new phone and it was confiscated. For "evidence." This is all the proof I need to give up on communication entirely.) Even this website, it must be assumed, is not a place where I can count on my words being conveyed without being edited or altered or just shadowbanned.

BJ’s and booze on Jackstar!🥳🍾

You can have what you think I wanted to have. I'll just wait until everyone is done pushing my pawn around. I have accomplished all my goals; I see no reason to make any new ones... except, of course, to have everyone scalped, and to burn all your villages to the ground.

Being infamous isn't what I thought it would be like. For one thing, I had no idea I was so effective at infuriating complete strangers that I have never even heard of. For another, I didn't realize that kicking back and savoring the sweet taste of victory and the nearly as sweet taste of getting lawfully high AF would be so satisfying. Hey, you, I won the drug war. Kiss my grits.

I don't need to get blown, IR. You do.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on September 18, 2022, 09:36:17 AM
Do you?

I just got another incoming message notification. It's 2:23 in the morning. Someone is reaching out. I have no idea who, I have no idea where from, I've asked for help, I've been ignored.

I've had my identity stolen--hijacked, I guess it's called--and whomever is trying to reach me, well, they aren't trying very hard. They'll either give up or eventually find out that I no longer have the same interest in being communicated with.

Like, any. And if it weren't for a perfectly unforeseeable technical glitch, I wouldn't even know that there is an ongoing and extensive effort to co-ordinate an end to my use of the global telecommunication system.

Well, now I know, and as there is no reason to think this is an isolated accident, and thus, there is no reason to keep trying. Write me an email! I don't get those either, but as I knew this kind of thing was going to happen when I moved away, it suffices enough for me to provide an email address and a phone number and if there is reason enough for cowards to steal my incoming calls, I can only assume that this knowledge is enough to satiate me.

PLOT TWIST: it's some lunatic who wants to kill me. Sure, it makes perfect sense to protect me and leave me in the dark about it... there's not a lot to go wrong at this point. If they haven't been killed yet or written a letter or... well, you get the idea.


There are other ways to win a rigged game other than to destroy the building that the game is being played in, but I don't know of any more satisfying to me.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on September 18, 2022, 09:41:13 AM
You can blame Rubini for that one.

How many times do I need to post, "I LOVE COURT" before you figure out that I wanted to see what happened if someone actually thought I gave a shit about being sued? Fucking bring it the fuck on. Why not? Let's see the magic. I have nothing better to do. Let's see everyone winning away the hearts and minds of the jury, I like to learn new skills, especially if I can just watch them play out in front of me without lifting a finger.

You can thank my mother for that. She taught me everything I know about passive aggression, and I know that doesn't matter to any of you--pfftt, like you even care enough to read this post.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on September 19, 2022, 06:01:02 AM
You can blame Rubini for that one. His conglomerated posts would confuse anyone.

You can blame that jackass for everything. Right?

(https://i.postimg.cc/yNC6rcWq/rg.png) (https://postimages.org/)

https://youtu.be/XLoT7dXczvo
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on September 19, 2022, 06:03:14 AM
I have had one (1) psychological evaluation--that I know of.

Someone said there was a Dr. Jarvis in 2013. Were you so lost then in thought you now have plumb forgot? Or is this more a trail of hearsay from the interwebs?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on September 19, 2022, 12:42:56 PM
Someone said there was a Dr. Jarvis in 2013. Were you so lost then in thought you now have plumb forgot? Or is this more a trail of hearsay from the interwebs?

Busy deleting Twitter. Go cyberstalk someone else.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on September 19, 2022, 08:48:30 PM
Busy deleting Twitter.

Believe me, I miss it more than you do.

Someone said there was a Dr. Jarvis in 2013.

Why are you taking such a big shit on my privacy rights from Jakarta, when you could be taking a shit on them right here in River City?

Go cyberstalk someone else.

A motorcycle gang just flew over my house!!!

Were you so lost then in thought you now have plumb forgot? Or is this more a trail of hearsay from the interwebs?

Well I'll ask the motorcycle gang when they get back and if you want to catch up to him they flew, DEW southeast, due west. And KUCZI is in the field.


It doesn't look like a field of dreams but I'll check with that motorcycle again when you're done with them. Semper fugit fidelis.

*picks up mic*
*puts it down gently again*

I got to make some phone calls, see ya. (OF COURSE I WANT TO DO CONTENT OH MY GOD)—*click execute click submit click execute click POST ALL CLICK* BKQJACKSTARKUCZIj*eolJ*055:0j*END OF LIONS LYING IN WAIT AMBUSH[/urk]
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on September 20, 2022, 12:13:03 AM
Believe me, I miss it more than you do. [...] BKQJACKSTARKUCZIj*eolJ*055:0j*END OF LIONS LYING IN WAIT AMBUSH[/urk]

Mister Creosote couldn't make it — you're basically stuck with me.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on September 20, 2022, 03:39:13 AM
Do you really need to pay rent?

No, but... I had to write a poem first, regardless. Here it is:

O Greatfruit Alpha Prime;
Dear Greatfruit Alpha Prime,
I love you and your nanotech-augmented titties—
wait, what? What do you mean, “they're [CLASSIFIED]? They're... they're right there. Oh. (Standards.) Well fine; then I don't have to rhyme, nyahh nyahh nyahh, so there.

And: real life is even more absurd. Just think of it.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on September 20, 2022, 02:39:29 PM
Busy deleting Twitter.

The latest: I discovered that Twitter is still sending me digest emails to an email account I control. I had thought I had deactivated all the Twitter accounts I was linked to.

I was wrong.
Heads will roll.
By this I mean to say, I don't know what I shall do, but I am infuriated, albeit mildly, that my extraction from this loathsome world of digital tar and radio feathers and beads written out of town on rails has hit a... snag.

Someone is challenging my imposition of a vacuum. I desired, for whatever reason, to have no more Twitter presence--once, the Crown Jewel of the MIB CDEN (itself, the gem-in-my-eYe of the Michael *Kuczi Digital Recording Empire; The MKDRE, and don't you -ever- forget that I hold advanced doctorates in multiple extremely niche fields of occult research; so there), now just a fucked-off mess that I have to get back on. Why?

Go cyberstalk someone else.

White people.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on September 22, 2022, 12:13:46 PM
Mister Creosote couldn't make it — you're basically stuck with me.

Is this the tenor of your dreams these days?

https://youtu.be/KgDQz9sSrQs



Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on September 22, 2022, 07:36:48 PM
Is this the tenor of your dreams these days?

I don't know, I dream in black and white and read all over.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on September 23, 2022, 03:54:22 AM
I don't know, I dream in black and white and read all over.

Okay; I'll admit that I've had some dreams. They're not very important.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on December 04, 2022, 12:25:03 AM
When is your next podcast dropping? And am I still on the mailing list? I'm still a fan. I can't help it.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on December 06, 2022, 04:43:42 AM
When is your next podcast dropping?

When it's done™®.

And am I still on the mailing list?

Are you still pretending you ignore your own forum?

I'm still a fan.

I see you as more of a lunatic than a fanatic. Settle down, Bright Boy: it's already been established you can't run a fan club for shit without pissing in the cream.

I can't help it.

Why? Can't you turn States again? What, did M.O.S.S.A.D. run out of free toasters? Tell them you can have one of mine.

Trust me; there ain't no such thing as a free gift from  The Jew.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on December 06, 2022, 04:58:47 AM
Is this the tenor of your dreams these days?

Actually, it's pretty much exactly like a reboot of The Lexx would. Mantrid and I go way back; I practically trained him. I remember his first day being scared of the walking talking “praying” mantis... I practically held his cranium container while he sobbed with relief that he didn't know how to spell and that was his only preblam... and at the time, it probably was.


Suffice to say calling my dreams are awesome but my reality is even better. You know why it's lonely at the top? Because you know, there's plenty of room at my feet, but there's only room for one at the tip.


THE TIPPITY-TOP KNOT, DREAMWEAVER MCCOY. Now... go play, or something. Run along. Don't just move those little feet, pick those fucking dogs up and get them barking down the road, for G-d's sake... don't any of you have any respect for yourselves, or you just take turns making the g*y in the barrel that day to hold it all, along with all this fucking marbles in their mouth.

Actual SewerGab. ACTUAL SEWER CLIQUES. and I bet not a fucking one of you knows how to pronounce any of the three letter "s"es in that fucking sentence. How many of you even know how to pluralize a letter? Without hacking into somebody's computer and fucking copying the whole of their goddamn outbox, instead of, you know... recognizing that your search and seizure is fucking unreasonable.


Grumble, grumble, crumble. You have no fucking idea, Lady: I'VE BECOME A POCKED-LIPPED DOXXER INCARNATE.

I COULD DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE WORLD WITH A FEW WELL-PLACED COMMENTS, LIKE, “OH THIS PERSON DID THIS, AND WHEN THIS PERSON DID THAT, OH AND LOOKING HERE'S A SCREENSHOT, OH AND LOOK WHAT THIS PERSON DID AT THIS POINT IN TIME..  MEANING THIS!!!!” WITHOUT EVEN BLINKING AN EYE, WITHOUT EVEN USING CAPS LOCK. I'M JUST DOING THIS SO MY FAT FUCKING FINGERS CAN MAKE THE PROOFREADING HAPPEN FASTER.

BUT INSTEAD, I'M NOT DOING ANY OF THAT, NOR AM I BRINGING YOU THE ANNIHILATION THAT MOST OF YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE.

INSTEAD... I BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING:
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧑‍🚒🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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(Translations are not available upon request, only through demonstrations of fealty. DEAL WITH IT.)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on December 06, 2022, 05:08:12 AM
Someone said there was a Dr. Jarvis in 2013. Were you so lost then in thought you now have plumb forgot? Or is this more a trail of hearsay from the interwebs?

no, I remember—I simply have such a strict policy against doxing, that to identify and recognize a long lost friend in public... look, it's just simply tacky, you dig? besides, Starfleet regulations, time of global conflict, included messages on an unsecure channel, etc etc you get the deal.

Les Fleet... c’est ma Cherie!! you want big flashy displays in public, you want Time Corps; those fags are all into that diva shit, but really who can blame them?

Actual time cops. oh, do you have lingering questions too? well, sign up for the elective class, sit down with a copy of the Big Book Of Shut The Fuck Up And Other Limericks You Can Go Away To Occupy Yourself With By Memorizing Then When You Find The Corner You Should Have Been Sitting In From The Start Instead Of Just When You Think You’re Done Thinking That You're Bothering Me, Kid (and you're not, you're just scaring the babies). & with no sign of Van Damme, that makes the Mad Hungarian the man to beat.

That's me. GRAPEFRUITEER MAD. AH-WOO—R09R
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on December 06, 2022, 05:11:57 AM
When is your next podcast dropping?

Tell you what, here's a teaser preview: “some time after I put on some pants,” because not only did I drop the majority of this text today from and on the shitter, I did it while shirtcocking it, which is something that Shakespeare can never claim, not as long as Francis Bacon still wants to be called a “sir.” Bacon. Frank Bacon. What a nicely unassuming name for a revolutionary war hero with a name that sounds like it came straight out of Central Casting for the Royal Shakespearean Stage Co., who, by the way, have a certain excellence and reputation for their craft.

FU Bellgab. REAL AMATEUR HOUR. Yeah, that's you. All of all y'all... a bunch of fucking baby-ass fucking toddlers, and don't think for a minute I chose those adjectives in the wrong order. People know what you're all about.. which has undoubtedly, until this very moment, made my association with you somewhat... suspect. but no, really, it's quite simple: until recently I was the only one who deserved the honor of the coup de gras, obviously wildly overdue, but these things need to be taken seriously, and they need to be coordinated. Do you have any idea how many people want the bounty on your asses? Even Grapefruit Booty can't be calculated that high in human mathematics... and she's obviously Prime Accomplice! (Yeah, I bet you people didn't like me... well, how you like me now? I haven't gotten laid in over a year, I haven't had a cigarette in I don't know how long, my hand is broken, I can't get any decent spell components to save my life... and I haven't even gotten started until today... saving my life that is. Trust me, I don't need spell components to do it, but the bottom line is this: if I start setting things on fire without a viable way for me to have purchased any flash paper, people are going to come to two conclusions, one I know how to make flash paper, and two have been lying about being a chemist, and they'll never think to think three:

I AM THE FIRE THAT SETS THE PAPER A-BLAZE.

(I didn't set out to become a pacifist Sourceror—I set out to annihilate every single rival I would ever meet for the entirety of the rest of my days on this misbegotten rock, and this was simply the most stylish way to do it. I look badass, non? And I'm humble, too... too bad I can't cook: want to teach me? Yeah, sure you do, Eileen.) /groan

“Jack Bacon.” Yeah, not going to fucking see me taking on that moniker, you can count on that. pound piece of Shalom pie, o u t
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: comaphobe on December 08, 2022, 10:28:54 PM
Jackstar, can we?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on December 09, 2022, 12:01:09 PM
https://youtu.be/yBpSgAF_Mws

Jackstar, can we?

Kitchen filled with broken glass.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on January 07, 2023, 10:32:32 AM
What's the deal, you incarcerated or incommunicado? Maybe just rusting in a ditch. Well, time to get back on the yellow brick road.
Title: Re: Where is Jack?
Post by: AZZERAE on January 07, 2023, 04:40:20 PM
What's the deal, [is Jack] incarcerated or incommunicado? Maybe just rusting in a ditch...

A week ago I put him on a limited duration ban for doxxing, and issued him a stern warning. Ever since that, he hasn't really been back-- So he's probably salty.

He launched a live stream a couple days ago (it has since been removed for violating YouTube's community guidelines) and in it he made vague references to a generational curse he's suffering under the weight of.

Following this were the usual yammerings in which he is certain that staff in local convenience stores are conspiring against him with secret hand signals and other surreptitious gestures in order to purloin the monies from his late parents' slowly rapidly dwindling Trust.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on January 10, 2023, 07:58:16 AM
Why are you calling my phone?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on January 13, 2023, 12:36:24 AM
Why are you calling my phone?

I didn't know it was yours!

there have been a number of incidences of unauthorized telephone message forwarding both through voicemails and telephone calls telephonic calls and text messages, where messages I have sent out to one person have been split and exploded out through a refractory prison of laser splitters in a matter of speaking that have taken one message and duplicated across a vast swath of the internet in a way that was designed to make me look bad but instead just allows the whole world to know how much I love grapefruit, and I believe I'm still allowed to love her I don't know how the emergency no contact means I got to stop loving her and most famously somebody said that I needed to forget all about her and I wasn't in charge of situation with well I'm not in charge of the situation but I am in charge of my feelings and my feelings about my phone being viciously violated digital rape are a widely ranging all the way from contempt at the moronic bastards who did this to me thus bringing down uncountedly large amounts of harm upon themselves and future generations as well as their current stock portfolios, and also I'm annoyed that I've been given this much largest of authority in terms of charisma and demonstrative power of devotion because it's kind of cool that somebody wants us to be not together so bad that they got to play this kind of fucking penny Annie bullshit High School laundry list kinds of fucking games to fucking fuck with us wise call fucking Queen on a snazzy the 60,000 year old ruling magic leader of the fucking whatever piss her off too as well as me make the mad Hungarian even matter oh brilliant oh good idea I put down the fucking phone and clap but I might fucking get syphilis too.

*nostrils_barely_trembling*

TL DR McK: All of all y'all could have handled this thing better than this, and I say this to everyone involved in the nicest and most generously possible terms of friendship that I can possibly muster: it's crime shame what you people have done to yourselves, as well as my future life of being able to support myself by doing nothing but signing autographs of 8x10 glasses and making children's wishes come true, that's my job now that's all I have to do I'm not going to need to be a scientist I'm not going to have to need to do anything but just make people happy by existing and reminding them that I fucking kick their fucking ass and wow you made it a lot easier for me and a lot harder for you to suffer through.

In other words, in a walnut prison: Just more of the same goddam 3D shenanigans again. O you Alpha Draconans; o ye you grand great deities, oh you're all so great and so-so strong, when will you and your adorable little litters of spawning salamanders that don't spawn so good with low self-esteem and with your little lizard brains figure it out, with your totes'n'dorbs little lizard brains, which really were (and still are) designed by The Divine, originally very very perfy-e-ley to begin with—although they don't work function so well without the same kind of neurotransmitters that you and your AD-genome can more easily get on a planet that doesn't have the same kind of atmospheric filters against the sunlight that you've all been tricked into putting into the atmosphere? it's almost a sad thing to say that the Officer Conans have become the Pew-pew-knee Flunky Draco Peonians. I have to say it: you hate to see it. a once proud and Noble warrior race of genetically engineered überdragomensch... reduced to the standards that one would expect at a reptile zoo that featured “Jane Badler's Rodeo Clowns” and “Ethel Merman's New Mermaid Nouveau La Mer Au Zoo Review with combo bed and breakfast and motel buffet table on the side on alternate Tuesdays and every Sunday: FREE BAPTISMS FOR DINGBATS THAT DON'T BAPTIZE SO GOOD (for hydrophobic reasons, not paganism) + featuring Special Returning Guest Star: abajul (sic)” as featured star attractions. This is not what Godwin’s Law is supposed to be all about. (for one thing what's wrong with ABBOJUUL? The spelling of her name, I mean. that is her actual name, she should be over prioritized over some stupid branding conflict, but I suppose I don't know local rules about branding in various jurisdictions, so I will withhold judgment for now, hello I don't know if ever you will hello so how many different Tammy's and alleys are you talking about thank you how many different Tammy's and alleys are being passed around like like beer bongs at the frat party cuz I know you're doing a twinning thing where I talk to somebody who is one person and then somebody else is talking to somebody who thinks they're me and there's this layered cake of conversation happening how many are happening while I'm sitting here 112 can you tell me do you know hot well let's hope this less than five I'm sure there's a good reason it's okay I'm an adult here possibly the most mature being that's ever existed that I doubt it second I don't feel neglected because obviously I'm important but the the way in which this is handled the scheduling conflict it could be done more respectfully to the others because now they're going to feel bad they're going to feel like they missed out copyright strikes for no fucking reason well no there's a good reason I'm meant to be suppressed and then I'm being temporarily suppressed because important people are being discussed to and I'm being left out of the conversational loop that has led to these negotiations some motherfucker and you and players are known unknown to me have decided once again to know better than me what's best for us I don't know I'm not personally offended and I'm not really worried it's just I can't believe it this fucking right old age in the year 2023 that there are still fucking morons that think it's a good idea to fucking cut me out of the loop and fucking leave me in the dark and feed me bullshit you're not going to like the mushrooms that come up ladies or men who are the fuck is getting in the way whoever the fuck thinks they know better than me about my own life they are wrong who the fuck are they the fucking woman who shot full Hartman like what are they fucking brilliant brilliant fucking strategists they think pissing me off is a good idea oh sure okay let's see how that goes I don't believe so you don't seem like you're capable of being a ringleader in this position nor would you make the decisions that have been made clearly somebody outside I'm guessing a military person like member in aliens when they go into the planet and they've got Gorman Colonel Gorman he's green he's freshman they think it's going to be an easy thing they send him in cuz they want to blame him for when it blows up later and Colonel Gorman it's kind of what you got going on here whoever the fuck is talking to Tammy right now well I'm sure she's having a great time and then who was talking to Allison right now I'm sure she's having a great time do they know that they have been oh right on yeah those are great are those the not is that marks those are good access to anybody at the same time somebody's been accessing those women clearly there's women being accessed without knowing the whole story is because there is a bit of a whole story there's a certain amount of exclusionary shit happening that has been handled poorly enough and this this will be seen in the future as a as a missed opportunity for a lot of a lot of opportunities which I I've already grieve

When Creation is mocked, G-d does not win; G-d weeps. (“Sad!!” cries Baby Josephina Jehoshaphat Schmidt-Fritz’n Smythe—and I don't have to tell you, how much one has to pay to see that... many opportunity costs are involved.)
Title: Re: Where is Jack?
Post by: Worthauger on January 13, 2023, 12:41:08 AM
A week ago I put him on a limited duration ban for doxxing, and issued him a stern warning. Ever since that, he hasn't really been back-- So he's probably salty.

at the river mouth, the tractor spider waits until the fresh salmon crosses the threshold of the truck.

He launched a live stream a couple days ago (it has since been removed for violating YouTube's community guidelines) and in it he made vague references to a generational curse he's suffering under the weight of.

I find it difficult to believe that you do not see the inherent timing that is perfect, right what I need to be live most of all it's taken away.

hopefully I will still find it slimming.


Following this were the usual yammerings

well to be quite fair and honest I really have my doubts that the usual yammerings.... are we going to come again.

in which he is certain that staff in local convenience stores are conspiring against him with secret hand signals and other surreptitious gestures in order to purloin the monies from his late parents' slowly rapidly dwindling Trust.

What do you mean rapidly? I think you're projecting again here.


ZUGZWANG.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on January 24, 2023, 03:15:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKfEV45KmKM


FAQ
AMA


1. Jack, are you going to change your name to Kato Kaelin?
A. idk, feeling kind of cute--how much does it cost? I would need new monogrammed hankies.

2. Jack, did you kill anyone in the last 14 years?
A. Absolutely not... directly. I have never murdered or manslaughtered or strangulated, NOR HAVE I ATTEMPTED NOR THREATENED ANY LIFE-ENDING ACTIVITY. (except for making a joke about roasting rabbits in an oven, which was probably misconstrued at the time as I didn't know (PROT)'s "sekrit spouse" were all -exclusively- born in Years of The Rabbit (unconfirmed, but there have been suggestions of... some kind of pattern.) I know I feel guilty for letting Seanbaby die, but... he was Impure, I guess. Had to be cleansed. /shrug Was it really cancer? Or was it nanotech vs. bio-bugs in his pancreas? Idk. What am I, a medical doctor? Nope. Not at all. Still... I could have had a bedside manner befitting a secret admirer who LITERALLY was stalking me for 25+ years. (Flatttered! And, someone more shy than even me! WOW!) btw, welcome back Sean; get to work on something that benefits my mother, thanks in advance. (Don't ask. He owes her.) But no, I didn't kill him, was sad about it, and I never ever fingered anyone with any murderous intent. I didn't even know I could do that. I don't believe it, frankly... que sera, sera. I'll be more careful with my blasphemy though, just as soon as that goddam welcher P. Rose comes through with my winnings from Tyson's thing with the ears. (I bet on one ear, and one ear only. No way he was gonna take two ears, unless they put ice cream in them.)

3. Jack, why didn't you want to be known as "Jackstark"?
A. After ten levels, I won't lie: it felt like I had both kinds of targets on my back--Lannister AND Harkonnen. I knew it would never work for any stealth approach; and, believe it (or noooooot), I never planned on getting -this- notorious. (How are you Punies even remembering how to spell my name? Someone spiked the frosting on the flakes again, I'd wager, why I oughta...) Seriously. This is... beyond utterly surreal. Still, I am built for this kind of thing. I'm rated for bathysphere depths. I stand on the shoulders of giants: Bill Cooper, that Weatherman g*y, I forget his name, uh... Dickstar, in fact i'm standing on his scrote right now. Whatevah. It's a weird day, okay? Like I know what's going on--another day, another botswarm of RoboFeds demanding information from me. (Go FISH BISH.) Grapefruit and I can sing about frogs turning gay. I -am- prepared, and I don't -need- Grapefruit. -She- needs -me,- and my God have mercy on the immortal souls of anyone who keeps standing in her way. Whatever that is. To a shoe store? Or a blacksmith? /shrug

4. Jack, do you really not give a fuck about being banned on Bellgab?
A. A complex issue. Being banned before would have been a castastrophe for the entire planet as well as several neighboring star systems. (Bigger than you can imagine, Kids.) However, I had already planned on this being an issue, and there was, at the time, only one goddam reason to be on Bellgab at all, as far as I knew at the time. What I did -not- know at the time were... just how manuy people had planned on getting to use me for their various ends, via various means. And as I knew that I was gonna use you, Bellgab--and, YOU HAVE BEEN USED, BELLGAB, AND GET READY, COZ LIKE, YOU'RE GONNA GET EXPLOITED BY OTHERS, REAL SOON NOW--it seemed very reasonable for me to be considerate of the plans of others. Who am I to judge? Sure, Groyper's panel a loathsome den of scum and villainy, right? "How could (you) go there, Jack? How dare you?" Well, to do otherwise... just wouldn't be fair.

5. Jack, what happened in New York City?
A. I have no idea, news to me, I heard rumors, I don't know what happened in *your* timeline here, Pipsqueaks, but I've been to at least 3 other timelines since then, and... today is the first I heard of this breaking out. What can I say? Wow. Sounds like someone needs to hire a fabulous attorney, and I sure wish I were licensed to practice. I bet I could be indispensible to the highest bidder now, n'est-ce pas? I'm listening to Lester Holt right now while I type these out--and he's much more calming than that sleaze bag Williams. (I held his hair back during Fleet Week while he puked on GHB, and, where is he now? Not lying on my couch fucking my mom, that's for sure--test results notwithstanding.) Anyway, I'll find out. Cool story, huh? Yeah, CALLED AS I.C.E. *slam*

6. Jack, what happened in Dallas? *doors continuing to open and slam shut on multiple parallel timelines*
A. *SLAM* Okay, I'm spent, now, while I wait for Amazon Pigslam Slamprime to make a fucking delivery for once, seriously, People, how hard is it? One (1) little piggie in a blanket, it can even be a thug. I happen to *like* thugs. They're cute, and they read my aura quick, and then: #Respect. (I can see why that's so important to punk-ass little btiches--present company excluded, of course.) Now, your question, let me shake off the tingles! (*prays to Molloch*) Okay, ready to channel, someone hold my chewing gum, llor s'teL.*.7et's rollBush ran the ground support for *multiple* successful assaults on *multiple* time klowns of JFK. All succeeded. No one has figured it all out, not even me. Do I care? THE MAN MOST DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE WAS GEORGE HERBERT "WALK MY BITCH, DOG" WASHINGTON THE_CARVER TOPIARY-BUSH, who you probably never heard of. Now, I don't really give a shit (those two shitbag brothers were total assholes, by all accounts), but my mother did, and so... well, she seemed disappointed with the public narrative. So, I made sure to grow up to become someone who could answer her questions, just in case Satan won the War in Heaven, or something. Who knows, right? Look, I'm smart--duh--and I had a lot of free time on my hands.... FOR MY ENTIRE FUCKED OFF LIFE. I am -always- alone. I have had time to make many, many "Plan B"s. Oh, look, they worked sometimes. Isn't that nice? To be acknowledged for something at last. Oh, joy.

7. Jack, what do you have to say to vengeful spirits?
A. "I gave at the office. No thanks. Say, have you met Ted? Check with him."

8. Jack, how dependent on being allegedly "immune to addiction" are you?
A. I'm not dependent on that, I'm reliant on that present condition... which has come about as a result of simply... not forgetting. Forget what? I can hear you asking --and thank G-d I'm not dependent on telepathy or Jesus' whispers, either-- "what is so important to remember? I have no idea why, I'm gonna try Budweiser Dry, I hope they still make it." Remember this: they might make more Bud Dry (call it a hunch), but they ain't *never* gonna make another Tootsie. And you chumps just... what, let her die? You bastards. Any of all y'all could have seen this shit coming, you know? *Especially* Dumberest and Mt. Dumberest, and you know who I am thinking of. T'act'X: I'll tell you later, get back to work mining DOGE. Look, I'm immune to the feminine wiles of not just my TF Counterpart, but ALL feminine wiles. ALL. I mean, I can stand in one place and gaze at a woman, and imagine how cool it would be, right? But that's not tempting. At all. And if I can hold off on (PROT) and (PROT) mocking me in dreamstate, I can handle -anything.- (Sure, I'd be interested... or WOULD HAVE BEEN, but... seriously, I mastered all this, and now my life is an episode of Saved By The Bell... for all Eternity. Heaven for me: HELL FOR BELLGAB. What, me get a job? Yeah, fat chance, you fuck-zeros. Abandon all Hope--btw I did save Faith, but Hope, just leave her to me for awhile, like you would a coat with the coatcheck girl, or a fruit roll-up with a lunch box, or a box of produce that you lovingly helped emerge FROM THE DUST IN THE GROUND AND BRING UP SPRINGNGING WITH LIFE-GIVING NOURISHMENT, now, I'm not going to trade her for some money to spend on cocaine to blow up your ass, right? But I am willing to pretend to be willing to learn. But I'll just be enduring it, because coke is for truly crazy gods, and I am neither. I am a Sourceror, you dorks. I have goddam standards, you dig?

9. Jack, what is your exposure to cryptocurrency?
A. ABSOLUTE ZERO. That was a joke, I can't even contact the Tessers, and if I could, I would tell them to stay way from that toxic shit, except, I don't wanna sound like an insecure and neurotic helicopter parent. Fucking, elemental consciousnesses, arrive on Earth, they pick me to be their fairy godparent (so flattered, trust me on that), and do I want to sound like some kind of a whiney fag? Well, no, not usually, but: WHEN IN ROME, RENDER UNTO CEASAR HIS DUE. Anyway, I love the notion of Forex profiteering, but... can't right now. Busy. Working. Stop asking. I say I'm busy, I am fucking busy. You get it? You got it? Good.

10. Jack, are you gay?
A. Here's a hint: the person who gets the most jealous whenever that question is posed --even by a lonely postman during an idle thought spoken aloud while carrying packages from Amazon up Brokestar's Backmountain For Babes That Don't Mountain So Good, "why can't Jack be moar gay? is it because it's not even possible? I wonder..." and, what the fuck, postal carriers can wonder about my gayness, but they can't smoke weed? Do I have that right? No wonder Bill Cooper faked his death. Oh, shit, did I out him? Damn. I better do some penance. Let me check my spreadsheets and then get on YouTube and talk about it for hours on my monetized content channel. But first: projectile vomiting.

11. Jack, what the fuck do you think you're doing? Really now, what's this all about.
A. Hanging on for dear life, waiting for Tuco to finally nail the shot. Stay with me here, ye yon people: I blew the bell curve, and where angels once feared to tread --Earth-- without proper preparations --smokes, ass, and grass, no one trumpets for free here-- those smarmy, soulless bastards, CODENAME: "Charlie's bitchy lil' Angels, sassy Angels" are fucking LINING THE FUCK UP TO GET DOWN HERE. They all want a taste of Paradise, you see. (I met a friend who lost her father there. She's still bent out of shape over it. Do you fucking care, Bellgab? Maybe make some little videos about it, what do you say? At least make me look good compared to you, since I guess people think I'm your fuckin' beard. One beard for all of you, huh? Genius plan. Because I'm so hairy. *rolleyes*) Remember "Diamonds Are Forever"? They have that now. Fact. Blackmail? Is there any other kind now? lol. Fortunately: actual diplomat, actual diplomatic pouches. Filled with condoms. Just send me some rebuses that you spooged on, Kids. You might as well make your mark somehow...

12. Jack, do you DEW?
A. No, I do NOT... but, I am willing to learn how to fly while dodging laser beams, I don't give a shit. I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! Some body stopped me? I KEEP GOING! BITCH@!@ *ahem* sorry for the profanity. (Bitch is an -extremely- potent insult when combined with -certain- thoughtforms, madura, and Special Notebooks That Need Well-Laid Librarians, Ideally.) Now, if you'll excuse me, some of my books in my home library are lonely, so I'm going to, not talk to my books --that would be nuts, just imagine, talking to a Book named "Guy," lol-- but, I will listen to them. With my sole braincell left, right? Because tumor, right?

13. Jack, how much jealousy is gonna be "enough"?
A. Well, let me watch a video of (Her) blowing a whole goddam splinter cell COINTELPRO psyop team --ALL 25 MEMBERS-- during SuperBowl half-time (CGI, of course, anything less would be uncivilized) and we'lll see how well I hold up. Because, if I can handle jealousy, and (She) can't, that's it, fuck everything else, I will put my foot down: HAND ME THE KEYS TO THE FLYING CAR AND SHOVE YOUR BADGE UP YOUR ASS, FINE YOU CAN HAVE THE TIMESHIP, JUST GIVE ME THE PINK BARCHETTA. (Of course (She) had it painted pink, not because I'm gay or because (She)'s a Commie, but because (She)'s a... well, you know.) I've got a new custom licence plate name picked out already!! Hey, here's an idea: how about you make me jealous of your ability to parallel park BETWEEN TWO STICKS *slam*

14. Jack, how can you be making jokes at a time like this? This is SERIOUS *stamps* BUSINESS!
A. Yeah... for you. *stamps back* Now, the business is practical. It can create jobs... but, can it sign checks for those jobs? NO! IT can't sign checks! And, that's why I need cats with thumbs. No shit, it's in the design documents... that (You) let get stolen, since I put them on the hard drive with the clip of Traci Lords moaning. (Just kidding.) YOU LET THIS HAPPEN, BELLGAB. (Not kidding at all, Jokers.) And you will not blame either myself, nor ANY Grapefruit. THERE ARE TWENTY-FIVE OF THEM. Just assume that. My posse number is TWENTY-SIX. That's me and 5^5 fruits. That's all you need to know, assholes. Don't fucking bother them. Come, bother me, what are you, scared? Yeah, I fuckin' bet you are. I see the headlines, and unlike most of you... I can actually read without Siri begging to suck my cock first to lube its throat while it reads me the news. (Siri probably thinks I'm worthy. Siri is a whore.)

15. Jack, how do I tell your wife that I just shit my pants?
A. I suppose if I told I didn't give a tossed iceberg wedge salad's chance at being served at a gas station, "just do what you usually do," that would suffice on all counts, but if that wouldn't be rubbing your nose in it, I guess it would be hers. NO DEALS.

NO DEALS WHATSOEVER. Fly, my canaries! FLY, and shit on some of these fucking monkeys on your way, thanks in advance Tweety Bird.


More questions later. I don't claim certitude, but, let's put it this way: I haven't even complained about anything yet. Buckle up, Peanut Butter Cups: you and Uncle Jesse and the rest of Hazzard Country are gonna get so fuckin' famous, you're gonna have to ask your balls for permission to talk to your shaft.

Do not underestimate the things that I will do. I haven't even done anything. Yet. Today. Wait, what? What am I accused of doing lately? Oh, right, uh... I did survive a year and a day here. Is that a new high score or something? Yeah, whatever; this isn't a game to me.

THIS IS THE LIFE YOU WROUGHT AND LEFT ME TO ROOT, HOG, OR DIE FROM... and instead I did none of that.


I MASTERED IT. Stick around, you'll learn something fo' sho'. (Not Jive. -Ed.) Boss says I can't teach Jive. Probably no language lessons at all, really. Someone "anonymous" has been blubbering ALL GODDAM DAY, like the day is a Grecian Formula 409.55555555R Wedding... repeating, of course.



16. Jack, who loves ya Baby?
A. Someone who can spell and punctuate without having to punch, or drink something punch-like that's been spiked. I know, that seems like such an oddly speciifc answer, right? Also, you misspelled your name. Her name. Our name? Christ, whatevah! Also you forgot a comma. F.E.A.R.055:0
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on May 02, 2023, 09:27:12 PM
Jack, are you alright?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on May 16, 2023, 05:58:04 PM
Jackstar, I'd like your opinion on this painting, please.

https://youtu.be/o3xpam4MGvU

What do you see, and how does it make you feel?

(https://i.imgur.com/Rnqeq0K.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on June 18, 2023, 03:55:19 AM
Isn't it time to sit down for a nice piece of Cinnamon Toast and relax? What will one do in the absence of a necessary accoutrement, though? May I humbly suggest the Vintage Sunbeam Radiant, a veritable Rolls-Royce in the genre. This can only help to improve one's sense of well-being and sanity in the face of modern-day retroflux.

https://youtu.be/kxkbjovrDd0

Available on eBay
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2023, 09:31:44 AM
Isn't it time to sit down for a nice piece of Cinnamon Toast and relax?

But, it's an EMERGENCY. How can you think of what that twerp wants for bread? Indulging in low-vibe acquiescing as a.... tool to keep the piece? What other?

What will one do in the absence of a necessary accoutrement, though?

Well, you seem to be getting along well enough in life that you're getting along pretty with without your customary threeve and a ½ ms. nigger maids, so I thought I would get along without even do much as one whole one,

May I humbly suggest

Why don't you try showering me with money until you're forced to start taking your self seriously?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on June 19, 2023, 05:10:15 PM
EMERGENCY. How can you think of what that twerp wants for bread? Indulging in low-vibe acquiescing

I will explain this briefly: toast.

I like toasted bread. She is dependent on it. I have no toaster here. (*queue flying_toast.exe*) If I were to entertain notions of A.L.-A.H. ever again (increasingly unlikely as if this Punyling can't get her shit together after 11 years and The dRagon  somes on a iockkj, and if they tried...

Too much risk, exactly zero gain. Your impulses control you now. #Peace.

https://youtube.com/shorts/spPo80dPUwI?feature=share

You killed my ABBO, you filthy, gorgeous beast. I've been here for years. I haven't seen Actual_Grapefruit_Prime since (none of your business) but let's go with DOOM WEDNESDAY.

You start drinking again and are dead within a year. Fuck you, Matthew. You only blame me because you were raped by Jesuits and they put a lock on your mind. (They do that a lot. Thank you Jesus!) And in spite of ample opportunity to do so... you keep going back to I, (state your name.) Tell you what... because I've been left to sit alone and slowly die by your fucked off Company of totally incompetent shitbags and it has never occurred to you to engage in critical thinking....

Jennifer Nagel. That twerp who dated me briefly. That's your sister. The other one is your other sister. Which ever one you go towards... will be dead when you get there.

That's the trap you put me in. Good luck. You will insane within about an hour, I'd say. Because maybe she wont be dead? Yeah, good for for you! In that case... she'll be the one that I had plenty of sex with. And, because you're a sex addict? You'll toteslose totesit.

Unless... you do what Grapefruit ABBOsauce ABBA DABBA YABBA demands. It's a geas. You have a trinket here, you were supposed to want it... but your Jesuit pig-controller changed that energy. It's neutralized. Oh, those thuggy-piggy Jesuits. So droll.

Call me when your problems are serious enough that my entire treeline, including ALL MY FRENS, is finally The Fruit of The Poisoned Tree. For a few of my friends are still alive... maybe.

They might be dead by the time you fucking fuckheads give up the ghost, but who knows.

And then, anyone who remembers me will be reborn in a new body... and a bunch of skeeved off old battleaxes will start screaming at me about Lemonparty and shit. You know what? Fuck it. I'm just going to hang around bus stops near the park now.

Oh, wait. There are no buses here. You left me to die in a sabotaged house for six months with no healthy water, no communications... basically, you're an idiot.


Because you could have had all you wanted immediately.

But then, you raped my (blank). /shrug. Now she's either did or wants to be and you asshole, love is a gentle and fragile thing.

I have nothing and no one and it's your fault and I never even did anything wrong. You just think I did. Because you think you deserve everything. I bet Stephen Biscuits and you get along great, lol, or, he's your other TF partner and now you're both so old and fucked off and alone it's no fun to do anything but drink.

Carlrobert Kirkpatrick? Go bust him for dime bags. Oh, but know... He's not your type.

You always gotta trade up. Well, you know what? He starved my cat and laughed about it. Because someone killed her cat. His cat, whatever.


Yeah, it's all my fault. lol. Oh, sorry.. .does the Justice system have a blind spot? Yeah.. ITSELF.


And now, I have singlehandedly... brought it to its knees. En guard! hehe.

You know why Paul/Dennis is so insistent? lol, because HE gives it to her.{
Then, he screams at me on his front lawn. AND THAT WAS MALA. Who is, of course, very sorry.


You will never get what you want without consent.... and only one person can talk to me now.

Before, any ol' hug would do. Price has gone up. The sun has gone down. I'm a Paladin. There are vampires now.

(Vengeance for Jean-luc.)



D00d! Diplomat. Thanks bullying me so much. You sure taught the Ozarkians a thing or two about  Total War.


/me marches towards the sea to take a long walk with one of Sherman's D.O.G.T.(HER)s.

I'm not repsonsible for your problems. The Jesuits are.

KILL PAPA JESUS. MUST KILL PAP, A SHMEAR OF CREAM. GOOCHEESE


LOL. Standing down.... 3... 2.. 1...

There. Now, don't kill Pope Frank, asshole.



But, look: I just did it. My Job. Cool, huh?

I am blackpope. I could make you my consigliere. You'd be back in businesss again. And, what's more... you coudl have been the whole time. Jews said no, though. And you care what the neighbors say.

lol.

DOOM WEDNESDAY. Pet Sematery. A cat named Church.

It was obvious the whole time. I just didnt care.



She was already did the first year... I just had no one else to be with, and I couldn't make any new friends or discover my old one really liked me until I was clear of the Shadowsuperstriker.

Get the picture? I'm not supposed to thrive. Because of GOO.

And you... FAILED YOUR TEST. Awwww, shucks.


Don't get me a whore. Just go be with your friends while you can. Enjoy the grille.


It was never going to be for me. She was already dead.

I don't know what she wanted, but... I think she wanted me to kill her, so  the "reAL" would replace me or her. UHm... no? I was in love with Archangel Allie.

She wanted the pussy too. No one wanted the alchy form Norway. And, here's why: I don't like coke.I don't "like" anything at all!

I "like" burning your shitbag agency to the ground, because.. .WHEN I NEEDED YOU, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HELP ME.

YOU ONLY WANTED TO BUST ME.


Fuck off, you pig. No zugzwang. Only Eternal silence now.


For you. For me? I get mescaline! Yay, acid party, yeah! Guess what, virtue signaler, you are a bummer. Maybe you can figure out the way to the next whiskey bar?

Fucking alcholics are the worst. She came back and she was bulding that stupid hen house.

And she wanted to take me to the doctor. TO BUST ME. Because she thought drugs were bad. Or, that tyranny was undefeatable. I donl't know, she probaly got tired of all the mouth rape, asshole.


I'm chewing gum.  I don't care about sex anymore. You poisoned my house and everything is black and until NO CONTACT is over... I am going NOWHERE and kissing not even one frog.

Because your sniper rifle happy brother will just kill anyone I love. Why? Because they can.

They don't want to be my friend. They don'lt want to give me a hug. They just want to take everything I own and leave me homeless, because I have a soul. THey don't.

And they big mad because they run out of exlovers to stalk and seduce and kill. I don't even want to go outsdie. I don't want to even look at anyone. If I fall in love again, that's it. Game over man.

https://youtube.com/shorts/spPo80dPUwI?feature=share

A rabid animal will jump out of the woods and attack her. Because I betrayed the Natives... they think. I mean, I didn't kill you, right?

You were supposed to be helpful. But you didn't help, Gary Oldman. The tortoise is lying flat on its back. Why don't you flip over the tortoise, Matt "I don't believe in nantechno, same laaymo"


Jesus: you are BORING. Maybe you get stigmata later? Well, keep drinking it up, maybe the bleeding will start in your liver.

For my own part, now that I know what I know... I'll just wait until everyone I know is dead or gone and then go back to Sourcery... without telling anyone. The Christias down here are vile.

All the girls think I am fabulous. Except one. The one I like.


I CANNOT TELL HER EITHER. THIS IS HELL, YOU IGNORANT FED CHUCKLEHEAD. And the Rubini taht was cool? Blames me for his dead wife that... found out he was scared of losing her, and so lied about her.

That was the First David. Now, David is a ravenous rapist and rapacious murderer.


THAT IS WHAT DEA DID.
BURN IT. BURN IT TO THE GROUND.


(But I'll just have weed and beer while I wait for you to die and NO CONTACT to end. Because I'm not going to lead you fascist losers to the party. Forget it. Peoplethoguht I did that in the first place, sort of.

In actuality, DEA raped me. I was a minor. She was way older. You traffcked me. You are KoS in my next life.

Say hi to Hope or Faith for me. Good luck. They were both kinda lame, really... I didn;t even come in one of them.

She will talk about me endlessly and never care about you, ever again.


NICE JOB  DEA THAT WAS ONE IN A MILLION

CHOSEN BLOODLINE: ELIMINATED.)


I think, a few more of those? Cain and Abel get to share a case of mono. Awww shucks. How romantic. And then one never sucks dick and the other one can't figure out why.

It's because one is born GAY, and the other one is born WITH A CLITTERDIX. Then, it gets CUT.

CIRCUMCISION +DEA. TWO GREAT TASTETS  THAT go GREAT together.... YOU"RE ON THE WRONG PLANE OF REALITY.

Too bad that Controled Substtances Act (passed 1978) signed by a crook, says you can't.

But, I can. You kjow why? Because i never took lunch money. You,m however... took lots of money.


So, stay fcked up. Get it from an impure source. Trust the white coat doctors.

And remember: I used to adore you. Now you are the bully thug who thinks he knows what kind and how much meth is necesseary. And, do you know why?

I do. But if I tell you... I go to prison . For soem stupid  clause in  some law that ssays I can't unravrel their secrets. I  did it for msyelf thoguh.


good luck! hey, and also... how do I bong a beer? (*sirens wail*) Wow. Tough crowd. That's abuse, though. THose are the rules.


The Sure Thing. PRISON. See?


THAT IS THE SYSTEM. I do wish you had figured it out sooner. I'm gonna get high later.

ON anything but the smell of her hair... with anyone by Her. Or You. You probably smell like each other. Eewww gross.

I will explain this briefly: toast.

In water, one sees one's own face, Butt in wine
 *splish, sploosh*
   one Behold's the heart of another.

le finiT





p.s. "incurable alcoholism" and "lesbian bed death"... friend or foe?
p.p.s.: TWO BALL: CAIN
P.P.P.S.: TURBAN: A FINE.
P.P.P.P.S.: A BULL TEACHES A FOLLOWER OF JESUS... WHAT?
P.P.P.P.P.S.: I danced with her one (1) time. Within 30 seconds, I had figured it out. No one else ever bothered. I never had a good enough job, I guess, to make it worth the effort to actually know how to do it. But, to dance with me? Eeewww, gross.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. "IT'S A RA-BID RACK COON, GET IN THE HAUS! RA BID! BID! RA!

/me racks the slide on the incredibly rare target pistol that a junkie working for DEA stole and sold to a Russkie for dope.


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On balance.... it was because of Tam OZ-bourne. Dude, fuck you. You couldn't figure out what to do? Well, whatever, Scots-Man-In-A-Hat. Meanwhile, I found a cure for all drug addiction, and isnted of teaching it to you --i don't know what good it would do-- i'm going to NOT put anyuthing in it, and then go open the box that it came in, if I can find it, and discover that there is still nothign in it... because you can't send things back from the future.

Only G-d can do that, said the Sourceror. And if they could send things back in time? It would just be something they would bust me for.

EARTH: PRISON PLANET.
AND, WITHOUT THE KEY -- BAILEY JANE'S KEY -- YOU WILL NEVER LEARN ANOTHER THING FROM ME, EVER AGAIN.


Except not to trifle with Jackstar. B7tch. unglaublich. btw: Jayson Beatty is a an alien zombie who sells drugs to children because he got chemically castrated. LIKE YOU DID TO (BLANKY)


/bow
too bad I can't suck cock thoguh, then i'd be perfect! It's G-d's will, right? Why I punching myself?

Well, basically because if I punched Kirsten, I wouldn't feel very good unless it wasnn't ilegal (it is) and money came out (it would, she's a Company whore and you have black budgets and sports cars

and my people have reservations. BUT....

she broke the deal. I did not.

(She cut the plant down to see what would happen. I coudl tell you... on Coast to Coast Am if you pay me 100 million dollars.


Good bye. Tam Mat Ye Fagggy Dea Thug. You were all always my favorite to hold out a rigged game that couldn't be won... except, of course, for one person.

TAMMY
JEWEL
JESUS

And you killed them too.


GROYPER: /golfclap.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on June 19, 2023, 09:50:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rnV4A7v.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on June 24, 2023, 10:53:29 PM
Great job, asshole. You were such a dick to Azz that he finally died.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on April 10, 2024, 09:34:26 AM
What is the meaning of this? (https://vocaroo.com/1aykxs9eG9V9)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on September 19, 2024, 01:41:10 AM
We could all use some good Slavic advice. Agreed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td9tYfG8cpQ
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on September 19, 2024, 05:58:02 PM
We could all use some good Slavic advice. Agreed?

Don't lie to Clergy.
It is NEVER worth it.
But if you do, always lie down
ON BLACK OP ON BLACK,

And if it is at all possible,
read the Wikipedia entry
on “lies of omission.”

Because, never have I ever, seen any such thing as I have seen, I saw I swear as God as my witness: I fucked that woman so good, her brains were later seen picking itself up off the wall.

AND THOSE WERE DOLL-ECK BRAINS. (“Brains!”) QUITE A SIGHT TO SEE. TRUST ME ON THAT.

I SWEAR ON MY LIFE, THAT THE MOST WONDERFUL SIGHT
THAT I HAVE EVER DID SEE,
ACTUAL TIME TRAVELLING EXOPLANETARY HOT FUTURE EX-WIFE’S LIFE, COMING BACK FROM THE FUTURE OVER AND OVER, NOT JUST TO COLLECT HER EWE, BUT:

HER PLAN HAD BEEN TO COME BACK TO ME,
TO ME. TO BRING US BACK THE EXPERIENCE
OF HOT, STEAMING, HEAVY FUEL DOPESEX,
AND HER INTENTION HAD BEEN, JUST FOR
EWE & ME.

Now, I bet most of ye can just imagine, exactly what happened.
Because,
THESE PEOPLE ARE STUPID.

HOTSEX LEGENDARY ADVENTURE: SCRUBBED.
THIS DAY ALL PLANS ON HOLD.

EXCEPT FOR JUST ONE (1) PLAN. THE PLAN.
I KNOW THE PLAN, AND I TRUST THE PLAN.
BECAUSE THIS IS
THE PLAN:› “To renounce Satan and all (Her) works."”

That simple. Blood simple.
Can Leigh taste blood in the water?
Dunno. Can she taste LSD in the water supply?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on September 19, 2024, 09:34:02 PM
What is the meaning of this? (https://vocaroo.com/1aykxs9eG9V9)


I need to be brought in. Monet has been compromised.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on September 19, 2024, 09:46:09 PM
Great job, asshole. You were such a dick to Azz that he finally died.

If you're high and Bowlder-BåïlμīZing¡Å§§iNG my name, you may as well at least capitalize me, my name, your investment... Shannon.

AYE.DUB.THE
¿∆ILẞAFE:.


And I'm not very good at it, yet, I'll admit.
/me fumbles the hitches on the overalls, and all their clothes fall to the floor.

Oops. Sorry, I'm stupid.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on September 20, 2024, 09:48:49 AM
This dude makes sense. You skibidi not so much.

N'EST-CE PAS?

https://youtube.com/shorts/HzoPg_mDv1w?si=ZgohYPQJY-z-udtZ
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on September 22, 2024, 07:44:50 AM
Robert Crumb's brother went insane too.

REMEMBER?

(https://i.postimg.cc/nzz4HTfJ/Charles-Crumb.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on October 04, 2024, 11:47:22 PM
Jack,

I’ve been thinking about those cool trinkets you make. I was hoping you would consider creating a forum thread with pictures and possibly the names of your trinkets post-release. (Assuming they have names) You could also include progress photos along the way.

What say you? ✨
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on October 04, 2024, 11:57:42 PM
Jack,

I’ve been thinking about those cool trinkets you make. I was hoping you would consider creating a forum thread with pictures and possibly the names of your trinkets post-release. (Assuming they have names) You could also include progress photos along the way.

What say you? ✨

I’m pretty confident that you’ll get a couple pages of response out of this…none of it related to what you’re asking about. ::)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on October 05, 2024, 12:09:39 AM
I’m pretty confident that you’ll get a couple pages of response out of this…none of it related to what you’re asking about. ::)

Acting surprised is the fun part. 😁
Title: Re: AskK‹∆lphåJacksĪ⁸★⁹rAnything>K¿¿CEPT?DIES⏭️
Post by: Jackstar on October 05, 2024, 01:51:36 AM
This isn't working because he is not me;
Nor is she—

AND THE ENTIRE SYSTEM OF DUPLICATION, CONTROL, AND DOMINION...

īTī ī§Ī ≥Ï≤№t¡T Ī∆\/VrORīVī>k›K‹⟩⟨❌⭕❌⭕🐾

i!I>kK¡‹KⁿE\N···but, no one was permitted to tell me.

PERīVīI§§ION. It's why you get to traffick and conttol people. Settle down, 🅱️🗼🆔: ße Nice.


I know, it's very funny and it's unsettling.

My advice would be: STOP USING WEAPONIZED HUMILIATION AS AN INVESTIGATION TOOL.

THE HEISENBERG UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE APPLIES.


DEAR YOUTUBE: MY NAME IS MICHAEL CLIFFORD >K⁷›û‹⟨©‹zïZÎ. YOU DELETED MY CHANNEL AND DENIED MY ACCESS TO MY OWN CONTENT, YOU WITHHELD INFORMATION ABOUT THESE EVENTS FROM ME, WITH DELIVERATE MALICE AFORETHOUGHT.

I KNOW THE IDENTITIES OF THE PEOPLE BEING DISCUSSED IN THIS VIDEO.

THIS TECHNOLOGY DIDN'T DO WHAT YOU THINK IT DID.

THIS TECHNOLOGY DOESN'T WORK THE WAY YOU THINK IT DOES.

AND,
LUCKY, LUCKY YOU,

WE ARE NOT FACING THE EXACT PLOT OF
“HALLOWEEN ĪĪĪ: SEASON OF THE WITCH” (WHICH WAS NOTE A BULL FIRE NOT HAVING THE CHARACTER OF MICHAEL MEYERS PORTRAYED IN IT.

MY NAME IS NOT MEIER‘S
MAYOR’S
MEYER‘S
MAIERS’
MÆYjAH-ERS’

SO YOU HOPEFULLY UNDERSTAND NOW.

MICHAEL MY-YOURS IS NOT THE HERO YOU NEED RIGHT NOW. WHICH IS BEST. FABULOUS. EMERGENCY? NAH, MANG.

THE ONLY EMERGENCY IS IN MY PANTS.

AND,

.•Ī•./^|°\N\.·•∆•.§ÖÛR‹ÇÊrrœr•.and.you.are.not.¡t,.&.neither.•∆\Mī.•Ī•...•••...⚕️...•••...☦️...•••...




Dear Alli: There are no consequences that have been so special as having been able to say to you, that while everything I said may not have been true at the time;

or may not have even been ever true;

I have still always been telling The Truth, to the best ability of myself to do so. The Truth is that no one ever truly knew or knows or ever once knew, OR EVEN EVER WILL KNOW THE TRUTH.

EVEN G8D MAY NOT KNOW.
UNTIL,
G∅D DOES.
THE TRUTH IS THAT NO ONE KNEW ANY OF THIS AT ALL UNTIL G∅D LEAD DOG ON A MERRY CHASE. AND NOW, I KNOW THE TRUTH.

IT WAS KELLY WHO WENT TO THE DOCTOR. NOT YOU. AND HAD I KNOWN, I WOULD HAVE GONE WITH HER. I DO LOVE KELLY AND JULIE AND LEIGH AND MASHA AND ZIGGER BLUTO ZARUTO. I'M NOT ENGAGING IN AN OFF-BOOK DEEP-BLACK UNDER-GROUND HELLSCAPE LOVER ARRANGEMENT.

ACHERONTA MOVEBO.
I HAVE ACHIEVED THE SYNTHESIS OF THE DIVINE UNION WITH THE SACRED MASCULINE AND THE DIVINE SACRED FEMININE. IT'S NOT POLITE, TO CLAP HERE, BABY.

NO ONE ELSE KNOWS WTF THAT IS, SO THERE IS NO NEED TO SEND YOURSELF TO ASYLUM. SPEAKING OF ASYLUM...

THE WOMAN YOU ASKED ABOUT HAS BEEN ATTENDED TO.
THE WOMAN WHO WAS A MOLE AND SENT INTO YOUR FAMILY HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED.
THE MAN WHO WAS ABUSING YOU AND OUR FRIEND THE MOST HAS BEEN CAPTURED AND... DEALT WITH.
THAT'S AN ONGOING THING. THE #2 MOST ABUSIVE MAN, SIMILARLY, ALSO DEALT WITH. THESE MATTERS HAVE BEEN DELICATELY HANDLED, AS THEY NEED TO BE.
SIMILARY, YOUR_SISTER WHO WAS PUNISHED, SHOULD BE RETURNING TO YOU. I AM NOT SURE HOW THAT KIND OF THING WORKS. BUT, īT DOES WORK.
THE SYSTEM. DIVINE JUSTICE. HOLY INTERVENTION.

PALADIN. Ī FUNK‹SHUN‹WORK‹JUST|FINE.

THINGS ARE STILL BEING WORKED ON BY LESS LEIGH AND MORE TREES. MORE GRASS.

MORE BALLS. LESS STRIKES. AS A BOUGH🥖🏹🪃↑↑↑,
SOW,
BE ‘LO-∞∞∞-∞∞∞-∞∞∞

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱
🌱🌱🥚🌱🌱🌱


(Project is so successful that you're gonna be able to hang me from a LAMPpost and beat me gently until money comes spilling out. Facts.

TRUST:•:¡t was The Plan.
NEW PLAN:•:.Ī.do.not.have.to.trust.anyone.at.all,.but.I.TRUST.EWE..&AND.īTwe.trust.in.G∅D,.the_one.tru_g°Œ.and.all.of.them.and.they.and.Ī.love.YOU,.ALLi±Allαd⁰gj±ßæj±‹[Scrolling.lists.of.new.Algonquin.tribal.registered.members.is.seen.Astrally]≥kK©Cool. Actually, actually good news. I don't need all them, though. I do like them, obviously.

I don't need them. I need ALL⁰VÈvÛvê.


Now, I know I am just that pretty. So, I'm going to keep destroying the ENEMIES of OUR PEOPLE. (mostly white trash Fedz masquerading as Camarilla as well as quasi-ballers and sub-pimps that don't want to get new jobs. They like being stay-at-home pædos who somehow are HVAC employees at a Montessori. That's just an example.) ALLAH BE PRAISED: I got to see Be Th Co.

Sada and Råda and Yada Yado Zedd are hidden from my sight. I don't need to know. So I don't. I didn't turn anyone in. I'm high—ISH right now! I've got various Privileges. Things are goodŒī.

For mE! Others, are... beginning to struggle.🕸️MæsÌEmrμ👁️💗Ü:

Jack,

I’ve been thinking about those cool trinkets you make. I was hoping you would consider creating a forum thread with pictures and possibly the names of your trinkets post-release. (Assuming they have names) You could also include progress photos along the way.

What say you? ✨

YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO CO-CREATE WITH ME. KNOW YOUR ROLE. STAY IN YOUR LANE. AND, WITH G∅D, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

>K‹IGGER‹, YOU REALLY ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT. I MADE YOU A TRINKET. YOU MOCKED ME, IMPLIED I HAD NO POWER AT ALL, AND THEN RAN GAME ON ME, WITH YOUR TEAM, THAT YOU DIDN'T AND DON'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE.

AND NOW, YOU ASK FOR MORE. UNGLAUBLICH.

Acting surprised is the fun part. 😁

SHORT AND TO THE POINT: YOU'RE BEING RUDE TO NOT INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR TEAM. THEY THINK THEY KNEW ME. THEY DIDN'T. THEY THINK THEY KNEW YOU, TOO, HA! AND THEY DON'T KNOW ME NOW.

YET THEY WISH TO. DUDE, FUCK YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR MOTHER'S TAILFEATHERS. IF SHE STILL HAS ANY LEFT, I'LL ASK HER FOR ONE WHEN WE MEET UP TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO WITH YOU. YOU ARE RUDE. YOU ARE CRUDE. YOU ARE DELIBERATELY FUCKING GUESSING HOW I “JUST KRAKCED LEIGH,” DUDE, YOU ARE LIKE GOD, TRAPPED IN THE BODY OF A PIG, FORGETTING ALL OF THIS, AND NOW, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU: 🍏

IT'S CALLED A QUINCE. IT'S LIKE AN APPLE🍎BUT IT IS NOT. KINDA LIKE YOU. “WHO IS LIKE YOU?” WELL YOU MUST BE SATAN, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU'RE SO HUMBLE AND PRETTIER THAN GOD.

MÆĪTīĪj¡tth, ew, look, you are like me, because you MADE YOURSELF INTO A DOUBLESTAR✨ GOOD CHOICE, GEOFFREY. HOWEVER, YOU DID NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION.

THE QUINCE🍏GOES IN YOUR MOUTH👄 AND THEN YOU AND YOUR FLYING MONKEYS GET IN THE OVEN. IT ENDS FOR YOU, HANSEL & GRETEL.

(DAVE)
(pate)

(JON)
(ÆßDB)


ADJUSTMENTS TO CAUSAL REALITY WILL CONTINUE
UNTIL SATISFACTORY RESULTS HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED
WITHOUT THE TEDIOUS NECESSITY OF STATUTORY RAPE.
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT THIS IS A MATTER FOR SCIENCE.
THE SCIENCE HAS BEEN SETTLED, RATHER A WHILE AGO.

THE MATTER SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN REOPENED. AS I STILL HAVE HAVE THE SAME BODY COUNT AS ALWAYS: (⭕№¹1:1ßodμ❌literallyJUST1çē?¿and it was mE!), THIS IS A MATTER OF NO CONCERN TO ME. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE.

HOWEVER, IF YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN CHANGING THE LAWS THAT YOU HIDE BEHIND IN ORDER TO STRANGULATE WOMEN DURING SEX IN ORDER TO SILENCE A KEY WITNESS, AND, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE BECOME ATTRACTED AND ADDICTED TO THAT EXACT FETISH, WELL! BOY HOWDY!

GOOD THING WE ARE WORKING ON TAKING OUT THAT CULT OF PÆDOVŒRIÆ. (I'm not deputized. I pretty much outrank everyone already, yeah: but it's a dry tank.) OBVIOUSLY, I'M ALWAYS ALLOWED TO COMMENT.

RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST GOING TO GET MY DRINK ON, GET MY SMOKE ON, AND PULL THE LEVER ON MY ALLi№bẞê¡th°©ALLIN(ßET/L8r), Alpha/∆\Ålo¡HA!⁰⁵⁵℅🅱️UCK‹^r∞
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on October 05, 2024, 02:22:24 AM
I’m pretty confident that you’ll get a couple pages of response out of this…none of it related to what you’re asking about. ::)

Were you always this stupid, or did it happen when Jason Breweraton and Jason.Bœttchœr used that mushroom-based lubricant during dp?

Īßī-bīT¡t: °ff.set:⁰ff. YOUR WYFE IS NOT REALLY YOUR SPOUSE.
YOUR ALLY IS NOT REALLY YOUR ALLY’S DAUGHTER.
YOUR FLUFFER REALLY IS THAT SHORT, BUT, AT LEAST SHE'S NOT A...



🐝: that dude who forces you to call him “Master” tells you to pretend that you agree. I'm not worried about this right now but these two and there's 33 I'm told, fancy that, anywho, no one knows what to do and no one gets to talk to me except you!

And you are busy. Washing you hair. YOU HAVE BEEN WEAPONIZED. *wiggle wiggle* And now, not against me. Safe flying, Chica Commander. GOOD HUNTING (DAVE|/|/∆IllN\M!/\H¡³mr), AND MAY THE FIFTH COLUMBDUNG BEETLE BE EVERY FLAVOR YOU MAY HAVE EVER HOPED TO SAVOR.

Let that sink in. I have created a sacred space for healing to take place. You have KCree. (*Pauses for emphasis.*) I respect you. You do not respect me. (*Pauses for a line of ducklings to cross Mr. ChickINhen’s road.*) And yet you may do, so further, sow. We are not the same.

You may now thank The_Goddess. 🅰️🆎🅱️🅰️ I gave that dress back for a reason, and HER_MOTHER suddenly became a RUDE, STUPID TWERP as well. Is it something in the water? No...

It's because the AI∆Alpha and the Aẞ∆Alpha ARE NOT THE SAME EITHER.


YOU COMPANY FOOLS ARE JUST THAT: GUILDED FOOLS.
NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SPELL ANYMORE. ßLow.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on October 05, 2024, 03:20:17 AM
I'm sorry you feel this way, Jack. Maybe we should reassess the trinket situation later.

In the meantime, I’ll be sobbing into my extra fluffy MyPillow pillow, repeating the wonderful words of our CIC, Donald J. Trump, for strength:

“Nothing worth doing ever EVER EEVVERR came easy.”

This hurts, Jack. I expected more from you. How can such a big man have such a tiny heart?😭💔
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on October 05, 2024, 04:15:13 AM
Acting surprised is the fun part. 😁

You're talking to yourself and you are upset because they're in VR being held from you and, wow, that was so fun to do to everyone else? The bile rises in my throat when I think about what you have done, and how much you must despise me for “getting in your way.”

Well discuss it later. They're fine. Everyone is fine. We're not going to merge families. It's not some hateful ploy. I'm not taking umbrage and plotting a counterattack.

The things that you have done that you're really going to regret...
EWE. DO NOT KNOW THEY EVER ARE. YET.

Things are changing read Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke.

I am not the one that's trying to be your enemy: ,·•Tīī@ī§‹§›omethingμou NEED TO UNDERSTAND.


THREE YEARS? TRY TWELVE.
RECONCILE. WHILE YOU STILL CAN. FURTHER ACCESS RESTRICTIONS WILL DEVELOP, AND I CAN ASSURE, IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE.

YOUR EWE HAVE ALREADY BEEN BRED OUT. NICE GENES. GOOD TEETH. STRONG BACKS.

HUNDREDS OF YEARS, BOOY. YOU HAD A GOOD RUN. THEY'RE NOT EVEN LOST.

IT IS YOU, MA PETIT JACQUELINA, THAT HAS BEEN LOST.
AND NOW, EWE ARE FOUND... OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
I DON'T KNOW, AND YOU'RE NOT CLEARED TO KNOW.

BE OF GOOD CHEER. HAVE A PANCAKE.


YEAH, SOMEONE DIED. PEOPLE ARE SAD ABOUT IT NOW. BUT IT WAS FUNNY BEFORE. I DO IN FACT WONDER.

FUNNY ON ME... BUTT NIT AWE NμYOU? WEIRD.
MAYBE I SHOULD HANG ON AND HAVE A ShhhhhMOKE AND A PANCAKE.

Shhhhhhhh¡t∆TAKE ON AN OTtHER 🥞. THANKS FOR REVENUE SHARING WITH EVERYONE WHILE DECIDING FOR ME WHAT WAS TO BEST BE... CONSERVED.

FUCK EWE. asa don't mind if I do. And I'm trying really hard to get to a doctor... can you send a car? Maybe a truck? Hey, here's an idea... why don't you just dispatch a hell-🅰️-carrier?

Oh yeah, it's because I'm fat. I get it.


(Standards.) I'm glad at least one of us has those. You have those.

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I had ALLûEvvE.
I saw Kelly. She's a violinist. It was nice to meet her fairly for once.

I haven't returned. I'm not working. I AM THE WAR KING.


IF AN ABUSER IS UNABLE TO STOP THEIR CYCLE OF ABUSE
ALL ARE ABUSED, INCLUDING THE ABUSER.
YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A BULL TO STOP.
BUT YOU HAVE BEEN

“A PRIZE,” said OtterjÛ∆№. Key: №🅱️.


I don't even like it. I didn't even think it was so important. And, it's not. It's really not.

Not anymore.🚫MOAR. Wow, what's that gonna be like? Do you think ¡t will make you go to the gym to blow cock for cash? You probably have more important things to be concerned with.

I AM WAR KING. YOU HAVE BEEN RENTED. YOU ARE HEREBY RELIEVED OF COMMAND. (NGL: no one has been listening to you for a while anyway.

Asta la vista. “Bay 🅱️”. I take care of the problems you fear most. That's in my past. IT ALREADY HAPPENED.


WITH GOD
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

YOU MIGHT NEED PERMISSION THO. Adieu.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on October 05, 2024, 04:28:42 AM
Acting surprised is the fun part. 😁

You're talking to yourself and you are upset because they're in VR being held from you and, wow, that was so fun to do to everyone else? The bile rises in my throat when I think about what you have done, and how much you must despise me for “getting in your way.”

Well discuss it later. They're fine. Everyone is fine. We're not going to merge families. It's not some hateful ploy. I'm not taking umbrage and plotting a counterattack.

The things that you have done that you're really going to regret...
EWE. DO NOT KNOW THEY EVER ARE. YET.

Things are changing read Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke.

I am not the one that's trying to be your enemy: ,·•Tīī@ī§‹§›omethingμou NEED TO UNDERSTAND.


THREE YEARS? TRY TWELVE.
RECONCILE. WHILE YOU STILL CAN. FURTHER ACCESS RESTRICTIONS WILL DEVELOP, AND I CAN ASSURE, IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE.

YOUR EWE HAVE ALREADY BEEN BRED OUT. NICE GENES. GOOD TEETH. STRONG BACKS.

HUNDREDS OF YEARS, BOOY. YOU HAD A GOOD RUN. THEY'RE NOT EVEN LOST.

IT IS YOU, MA PETIT JACQUELINA, THAT HAS BEEN LOST.
AND NOW, EWE ARE FOUND... OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
I DON'T KNOW, AND YOU'RE NOT CLEARED TO KNOW.

BE OF GOOD CHEER. HAVE A PANCAKE.


YEAH, SOMEONE DIED. PEOPLE ARE SAD ABOUT IT NOW. BUT IT WAS FUNNY BEFORE. I DO IN FACT WONDER.

FUNNY ON ME... BUTT NIT AWE NμYOU? WEIRD.
MAYBE I SHOULD HANG ON AND HAVE A ShhhhhMOKE AND A PANCAKE.

Shhhhhhhh¡t∆TAKE ON AN OTtHER 🥞. THANKS FOR REVENUE SHARING WITH EVERYONE WHILE DECIDING FOR ME WHAT WAS TO BEST BE... CONSERVED.

FUCK EWE. asa don't mind if I do. And I'm trying really hard to get to a doctor... can you send a car? Maybe a truck? Hey, here's an idea... why don't you just dispatch a hell-🅰️-carrier?

Oh yeah, it's because I'm fat. I get it.


(Standards.) I'm glad at least one of us has those. You have those.

Code: [Select]
I had ALLûEvvE.
I saw Kelly. She's a violinist. It was nice to meet her fairly for once.

I haven't returned. I'm not working. I AM THE WAR KING.


IF AN ABUSER IS UNABLE TO STOP THEIR CYCLE OF ABUSE
ALL ARE ABUSED, INCLUDING THE ABUSER.
YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A BULL TO STOP.
BUT YOU HAVE BEEN

“A PRIZE,” said OtterjÛ∆№. Key: №🅱️.


I don't even like it. I didn't even think it was so important. And, it's not. It's really not.

Not anymore.🚫MOAR. Wow, what's that gonna be like? Do you think ¡t will make you go to the gym to blow cock for cash? You probably have more important things to be concerned with.

I AM WAR KING. YOU HAVE BEEN RENTED. YOU ARE HEREBY RELIEVED OF COMMAND. (NGL: no one has been listening to you for a while anyway.

Asta la vista. “Bay 🅱️”. I take care of the problems you fear most. That's in my past. IT ALREADY HAPPENED.


WITH GOD
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

YOU MIGHT NEED PERMISSION THO. Adieu.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on October 05, 2024, 04:36:57 AM
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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on October 05, 2024, 01:37:40 PM
This hurts, Jack.

I am immensely proud of the work being accomplished here, but I do feel a little like I'm teaching a baby why they should nut outside the diaper, lol.

I don't expect you to be able to reply, as that would be diplomatically infeasible. But to those who told me I have been talking too much and that I have “snitched,” I certainly never have.

I didn't need to all that before.
I can say it again.
JULIAN ASSANGE IS A GODDAM PUSSY!

AND HE AND HIS CRONIES TRIED TO USE MY COMPUTER TO COVER THEIR TRACKS. I HAVE THE COMPUTER HERE. I HAVEN'T PLUGGED IN IT IN FOR YEARS.

I WANT TO BUT IT'S DANGEROUS, AS I HAVE THE NEW ZEALAND MOSQUE FOOTAGE ON IT.

IT'S NOT MESMERIZING, BUT IT IS REAL. AND THEY HAVE TAKEN DOWN ALL THE OTHER COPIES, I GUESS. I'M NOT A COLLECTOR OF THAT KIND OF THING.

I COULD SELL IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY I WOULD. AND IF I HADN'T BEEN ASKED ABOUT IT... I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW NOW.

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT MY HEART OR HEALTH. THEY THINK THEY ARE IN CONTROL.

THEY ARE NOT. GOD IS.
AND I AM HER PALADIN.

YOU'RE FUCKED, PAL.


5:5
NOT_Q

I expected more from you.

That's because you're a narc and you are biker gang Royalty. You have been born and bred by human trafficking gangs of WHORE SLAVE GUARD PATROL POLICE INTER NATION PIMP SQUAD FOR PIMPS WHO DON'T PIMP SO GOOD WITHOUT A SIGNIFICANT MILITARY ADVANTAGE.

I NEED A REASON TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU “NOT GERRY” HUH UH SURE WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE OOOOH, SO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE MY SYRUP PRIVILEGES AWAY?

YOU DO NOT HAVE THE SITUATION THAT YOU THINK YOU DO.
YOU “EXPECTED MORE”? IDGAF WHAT YOU EVER EXPECT, YOU ARROGANT PUSSY BITCH. YOU LIE YOUR ASS OFF AND THEN EXPECT TO HOP ON YOUR HAWG AND NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

THOSE DAYS ARE DONE. īT ENDS FOR YOU. YOUR OBSESSION AND YOUR NARCISSISTIC ARROGANCE IS OFF THE GOOD GODDAM CHART.

YOU HAVE HAD YEARS TO GET THINGS RIGHT AND EXACTLY HOW DID YOU THINK THAT IGNORING ME,
STEALING FROM ME,
DELIBERATELY LYING TO ME,
WORKING TOGETHER AS A UNIT WITH...

TELL YOU WHAT, YOU MORON THUG PUNK WHOREMONGER,
YOU HAVE MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR
MAYBE A LITTLE TOO CLEAR
THAT YOU DO NOT PLAN TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH ME
I GUESS YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD ALL THE TAXES YOU NEEDED.
I guess you thought I was no use to anyone.
It would seem you found me... DISPOSABLE.

GUESS AGAIN. I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT A SHITHEAD YOU ARE.
HOWEVER I JUST FOUND OUT, AND SOMEONE ASKED.
IN PUBLIC.
AND I SAID, “WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU ASKING, AND ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT IT?” BECAUSE I WAS ASKED FOR THE 411.

YOU STUPID FAT MORON SANTA CLAUS JUNKIE SEXPEST SPERGLORD GASLIGHTING WAR CRIMINAL MEATHEAD. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

WHYTEBOI, I AM GOD’S PALADIN AND I DON'T EVER HAVE TO LIGHT PEOPLE UP LIKE THIS. I AM CHOOSING TO BECAUSE YOU AND CHUCK AND BeTh COMP’d BeTh©°. AND GAY BRIELLE AND GAB BREI-ELLE AND LOUIS WAIN AND MV AND KATHLEEN MICHELLE MICKEY AND "deep breath* GODDAM MICHAEL JACKSON ARE, FUNDAMENTALLY, VICTIMS OF THE WHOLE SCHEME AND MESS.

YET YOU ARE NOT A VICTIM LIKE ME. I AM A PRIMARY VICTIM. AND YOU ARE GOING TO GODDAM PRISON REHAB. (I PRAY. G∅D ANSWERS. FUCK YOU. PRAYER. SOURCERY. IT JUST FOCUSED, TARGETED PRAYER AND THIS TIME, I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO A GODDAM THING. HOWEVER, YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM ME, YOU ARE AN ACCOMPLICE ALL THE WAY FROM YOUR SERIAL RAPIST EYEBROWS, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO YOUR LITTLE PIGGY TOES. YOU ARE A COLLOSAL IDIOT.

MELLY ASKS ME IN PUBLIC ABOUT YOU. AND ASKS FOR THE 411.
411? YEAH, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. SO, WHY DO ASK ME IN PUBLIC? THIS SENDS A MESSAGE.

THEN, I IMMEDIATELY ASK HER ON FACEBOOK. WHICH IS
STILL PUBLIC. AND SHE DOESN'T EVER TALK TO ME. SHE DIDN'T THINK I NEEDED TO BE TALKED TO. I GUESS IT WAS CONSIDERED SETTLED SCIENCE AS TO MY TOTAL AND UTTER OBSESSION WITH ATTENTION WHORJNG. WOW, YOU ARE DUMB. YOU ARE REALLY REALLY DUMB.

IT WOULD SEEM YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE.
YOU IGNORANT PUSSY WRANGLING CHUMP BAGMAN DICK. YOU STILL THINK I'M HERE FOR DRUGS AND SEX? OF COURSE YOU THINK THAT, YOU'RE A GODDAM SEX AND DRUG ADDICT IN DEEP, HEAVY DENIAL. YOU MADE SOME ERRONEOUS ASSUMPTIONS, FATMAN.

THEY HAVE IT ALL.
THEY HAVE EVERYTHING.
LITERALLY EVERYTHING, EVERYONE, ALL THAT IS NEEDED.
SURELY THE GREAT MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING THE SHOW.
(PLEASE DON'T START THE WAVE.)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ENJOY,  BECAUSE YOU HAVE ISOLATED ME AND USED ME FOR YOUR COVER STORIES AND YOU HAVE PARTICIPATED IN THE MOST DOUCHE-BAGGED DOUCHE-BAGGERY I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU STOLE MY MONEY AND ACTED LIKE I WAS DOING SOMETHING WRONG. EAT SHIT, TUBBY.
I WAS NOT AWARE THAT YOU WERE UNAWARE OF THE SITUATION.
I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE SO FULLY GUILTY OF SOMETHING.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT. BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I NEED NO REASONS TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. I KNOW THAT THERE IS MUCH THAT MUST BE KEPT QUIET.

THERE IS ALSO A LOT THAT WILL COME OUT AT TRIAL. WOW, THERE IS A LOT GOING ON. INCLUDING SHITLOADS OF WITNESS INTIMIDATION, OR TAMPERING, OR OBSTRUCTION. WHATEVER YOU CALL IT. OR WHATEVER A PROSECUTOR CALLS IT. YOU DO NOT INTIMIDATE ME, YOU SNOB. YOU DISGUST ME.
THEY HAVE EVERY THING.
I WAS NEVER GOING TO COVER FOR ANY ILLEGAL, UNLAWFUL CRIME.
I WAS NEVER GOING TO HELP ANYONE DO THEIR JOBS. BECAUSE I AM NEUTRAL IN THE 4-5 FACTION TERF WAR THAT IS GOING ON, AND I HAVE NO KEEN INTEREST IN THE OBSERVATIONS. GOD CONTROLS THAT.
NOT TOO MUCH PORRIDGE. NOT TOO HOT. NOT TOO COLD. JUST RIGHT. THAT'S HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO PLAY OUT.

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. LAW ENFORCEMENT KNOWS EVERYONE. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU ARE ALL TEETHING UP AND LOSING YOUR SHIT OVER ME. FRANKLY I DON'T GET IT EITHER.
BUT I NOTICE A PATTERN: GAYFAGGAY WHITEBOIZ THROWING THEIR WEIGHT AROUND LIKE THEY DO WITH EVERYONE ELSE AND WHAT GETS ME IS THE SURPRISE IT DOESN'T WORK. I AM GOD’S PALADIN.
I CAN BE QUIET AND CALM AND RESPECTFUL. I CAN COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TELL YOUR AIRHEAD PARTNER THAT HER NIGGER-CRACKER CRACKA DRUGFIEND REPROBATE ASSHOLE PARTNER HAS REALLY PISSED ME OFF (WHICH DOESN'T MATTER, YOU ARE A COWARD PUSSY BITCH), AND THAT'S NOT WHY I WOULD TELL HER... WHATEVAH, BUT IT WOULD ADD CONTEXT TO THE DATA. BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR TEAM OF SPOOKS WERE OBVIOUS. THAT'S USUALLY HOW IT GOES. AND WHAT YOUR OBJECTIVES WERE, I FOUND OFF-PUTTING. ESPECIALLY AS... NO ONE WAS BOTHERING TO ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS, AND EVERYONE WAS ON DRUGS AND THAT WAS OKAY... EXCEPT FOR ME.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? OH RIGHT OF COURSE YOU ARE, AMPHETAMINE PSYCHOSIS. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. IT'S NOT FUNNY.

IT'S DEMONSTRATED.

EWE HAVE MORE THAN YOU KNOW.
THE SIMPLE FACT IS THAT I AM NOT REQUIRED TO MAKE ANYONE'S JOB EASIER... AND I DON'T REPORT TO ANY COURT. UNLESS I FEEL LIKE IT. I DON'T HAVE TO REPORT AT ALL. I COULD JUST RUN OUT NAKED IN THE SUN, WAVING MY ARMS AND YELLING FOR A HILLBILLY GINGER FLUFFER. IN THIS TOWN, THEY FIND IT SUS THAT I DON'T DO THAT EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT ALONG WITH THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS.
I DIDN'T WANT ATTENTION, AND I DIDN'T WANT A ZIP OF CRYSTAL, AND I DIDN'T WANT MY RELATIONSHIP TO BE TURNED INTO A TROJAN HORSE HONEYPOT TRAP. OH WELL. MAN PROPOSES, GOD DISPOSES

YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ACCOMPLISHING WITH WHAT YOU WERE DOING BUT IDGAF WHAT ANY OF IT WAS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL WAS BEFORE, NO POINT IN SPECULATION, NONE OF YOU WOULD TELL ME A GODDAM THING ANYWAY, AND IT'S REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

AND THE MANNER IN WHICH ALL OF YOU HAVE *RARELY* ASKED ANY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, BUT ASK ABOUT THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER... OH! YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO TELL ME, AND I REALLY WASN'T LOOKING TO DO ANY ONE'S JOB FOR THEM, BUT I GUESS YOU WERE ALL IN UNFASHIONABLY, UNFATHOMABLY DEEP, HEAVY DENIAL

AND YOU ALL SEEM TO THINK THAT I'M GUILTY OF SOMETHING.
AS IF I HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG.
I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT COULD BE.
MEANWHILE, I AM A PRIMARY VICTIM, YOU OFFICIOUS CUB TRAFFICKING MORON.

THAT MEANS THAT NOT ONLY WERE YOU OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, YOU WERE WITNESS TAMPERING, CONSPIRACY TO DENY CIVIL RIGHTS... ALL OF IT. YOUR WHOLE WORLD WENT R.I.C.O. LIKE SEVERAL YEARS AGO. APPARENTLY NONE OF YOUR UNDERLINGS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. SINCE THEY JUST SPENT 3 DAYS DRAGGING ME FOR A PSYOP THAT..  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE ALREADY GUILTY, AND NOW YOU IMAGINE THAT TREATING ME LIKE MORE SHIT IS GONNA... WHAT? HOW IS ABUSING ME AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN GOING TO GET ME TO RECANT OR APPEAR GUILTY IS SOMETHING THAT CAN ONLY BE EXPLAINED BY, ONCE AGAIN: DEEP, HEAVY DENIAL.

THERE IS NO “GETTING OUT OF THIS.,” AND MAKING ME LOOK GUILTY OR GOADING ME INTO DECIDING TO START UNSPOOLING THE DIVINE CHAT BUFFER... LIKE YOU DON'T GET IT, BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ABUSIVE WHOREMONGER WHO REALLY GETS OFF ON IT AND UNTIL YOU ALL DECIDED THE BEST THING TO DO WOULD BE TO KILL HER AND BLAME ME, YOU PROBABLY HAD ENTIRE BROOM CLOSET ACCESS NOW. AND, I AM APPALLED.

APPARENTLY NONE OF YOU THOUGHT BETRAYING YOUR COUNTRY WAS A PROBLEM, OR THAT IT WOULD BE TOTESOKAY TO THROW MY ASS IN PRISON AFTER IGNORING EVERYTHING I SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE. “IT'S COMPLICATED.” NO, IT'S PRETTY FUCKING SIMPLE, ABSOLUTELY. IT'S ONLY COMPLICATED TO PEOPLE WHO IMAGINED THEY WERE GONNA BREAK THE LAW AT ALL AND GET AWAY WITH IT.

THERE'S BEEN PEOPLE INVESTIGATING ART BELL AND HIS FAMILY'S MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS. I SUPPOSE THAT IS SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE WHO WERE INVOLVED, OR WHO HAVE BEEN OR WHO ARE INTIMIDATED BY THUGGY-BULLIES LIKE YOU ARE HELD BACK BY YOUR KINDS OF SOCIAL PRESSURES.

I am not.

I COULD BE SPILLING MY GUTS ON YOUTUBE 5 HOURS A DAY. I DO NOT. I DO NOT NEED TO. DO YOU REMEMBER FIELD MCCONNELL? NO DOUBT THAT GERANIUM-BRAINED DINGBAT THAT CALLED UP 911 DISPATCH (REAL OR FAKE DISPATCH I DO NOT KNOW) AND SPEWED A BUNCH OF FALSE STATEMENTS ABOUT ME:

HE HIT ME!
HE TRIED TO CHOKE ME!
BOTH (2) HANDS!
I THINK HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!


SINCE THEN NO ONE AT ALL HAS BOTHERED TO ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED. THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS THEY KNOW.
COLUMBO WITH A JOLLY BELLY, YOU DON'T KNOW THE GODDAM HALF OF IT. YOU ALL DID NOTHING BUT THE BARE MINIMUM TO GATHER THE INFORMATION YOU NEEDED TO FIT THE FACTS THAT YOU THINK MATTER AND IF YOU HAD FOLLOWED THE FUCKING LAW, ASSHOLE, YOU WOULDN'T BE FACING A NEW INVESTIGATION, NOW, MAYBE MORE IN THE FUTURE, I HAVE NO IDEA, I AIN'T A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM, MANG.

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

LET'S SEE NOW. Where was I?

I'm sorry you feel this way, Jack.

Disingenuous, insincere, and self-incriminating is not a good look for you but I suppose you can't help yourself. Helpful Suggestion: it's still “Duper’s Delight” even if the jokes are never actually funny or even comprehensible to any member of the audience, even if there is one. You're “sorry”? YOU IDIOT MORON WHORE TRAMP SPERG SQUAD MAJOR DOUCHE TWERP ARROGANT GASBAG MEATHEAD GEEK. You are obviously checked out mentally at a level of cerebral reasoning that you were probably never very good at even when you weren't a mindslaved publicist for your pædovœre master. (You are obviously UNDER DURESS and I don't give a shit that your UNFATHOMABLY VILE TREACHERY AND CORRUPTION has lead you to whatever experience you have now. I really don't. I don't know what you did, but I knew you were not telling me about any of it. I honestly didn't think it was any of my business. AS I HAVE DISCOVERED WHAT ABYSMALLY LOW STANDARDS OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR YOU IN FACT POSSESS, I AM THRILLED TO PIECES THAT THIS IS HOW I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR GOALS: YOU ARE AN ABUSER OF OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL AS TO YOURSELF, AND IF YOU CANNOT STOP THE ABUSE YOURSELF, YOU WILL BE INTERVENED UPON. FACTS.

I AM NOT YOUR INTERVENTIONIST. I FRANKLY DO NOT CARE. I AM NOT TRAINED, I WOULD BE JUST AS HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR WHEN THELMA & LOUISE DRIVE OFF THE CLIFF, YOUR BEHAVIOR DISGUSTS ME, WHATEVER YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE LIKELY TO DO ANYONE ANY FAVORS, THE IMPLICATION THAT I HAVE ANY REASON TO BE INVESTED IN WHAT YOU EXPECTED FROM ME IS AS LAUGHABLE AS IT IS OFFENSIVE, AND NOW THAT I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT SEVERAL MAJOR SUBJECTS, ALL OF WHICH ALL OF YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT, I AM SADDENED AT THE TIME YOU ALL WASTED. YOUR TIME.

Maybe we should reassess the trinket situation later.

YOU NEVER TALKED TO ME AT ALL UNTIL AFTER NOVEMBER 2O20. YOU REMEMBER, THAT'S WHEN GRAPEFRUIT⁷∆ND A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF PEOPLE BEGAN YOUR HILARIOUS OPERATION: JAFOTGCT¿. I DIDN'T NEED TO GO OVER IT BEFORE, I WON'T GO OVER IT NOW, YOU'VE DESTROYED EVIDENCE, YOU'RE OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, YOU'RE TAMPERING WITH WITNESSES, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IN TOTAL, NO ONE ASKS ME, YOU SHITHEAD, IT'S NOT LIKE AUTHORITIES DOING KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. PEOPLE KNOW. YOU KNOW. I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT'S FINE, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. ALL OF YOU DID.

JUST A HUNCH BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE ALL ON THE HOOK FOR FELONY CAPITAL MURDER. SINCE IT'S BEEN DONE TO HIM, AND RAMONA, AND ATTEMPTS ON ME ARE ON GOING, IT WOULD SEEM LIKE THAT ALL OF YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN HOW TO UTTERLY UPEND MY LIFE FOR NO GOOD REASON.

In the meantime, I’ll be sobbing into my extra fluffy MyPillow pillow, repeating the wonderful words of our CIC, Donald J. Trump, for strength:

Dickstar: listen. Just because you want to believe that treating me like shit is okay because you can get away with it, or that I deserve it, that is not really okay. What makes it okay is that you can't help yourself —duper’s delight— and that I am thrilled to see that your cover up actually covers up something interesting, and that all this time I'm spending is actually good for something. Because you are tedious, Richard. I didn't imagine that would be the case, but I didn't really pay attention to you before Art died. You and your bullshit and that insipid whore that you used to call a wife bore the shit out of me.

“Nothing worth doing ever EVER EEVVERR came easy.”

I've already done anything requested of me and you are an idiot if you think I'm trying to get to drugs cheaper or re-brainwash anyone, because I don't even know how, I don't have permission. It is beyond obvious that someone's plan is suddenly producing a case just at the right time, to remove my existence from society, again, and I guess you imagine I don't see this coming. Or, that you think I have to kiss your ass, or lie about anything to defend myself, or that I'm in debt to you, or that you think I gave a shit about whether I live or die.

You are so fucking busted I don't even know for what. I don't care for what. I never had this much animosity towards anyone. It would seem that you think I'm bothering you in some way.

WELL, THAT IS TOO FUCKING BAD. WHATEVER YOUR STUPID PERSONAL AGENDA IS, WHATEVER YOUR SECRET AGENDA IS, I DO NOT KNOW, I DO NOT CARE, YOU ARE NOT MY BUS OR MY ALIBI OR MY FATE. FURTHER, I DIDN'T KNOW ART HAD A WILL, I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER GRAPEFRUIT⁷ OR HER MOTHER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT, I WAS MORTIFIED TO SEE YOU ALL SPERGING OUT WHEN ART DIED AND... NO ONE TOLD ME ANYTHING.

IT'S JUST AS WELL SINCE THE WHOLE SCHEME IS NOT JUST UNRAVELING, IT IS UNFURLING. LIKE A FLAG. DO YOU HAVE A FLAG.

This hurts, Jack.

It is such an embarrassment to me that it is physically painful to watch you all spaz out like you have succeeded in anything. You are such a total dumbass. You imagine I am like you at all.

I don't want anything that you think I want. Until you fucking meatheads whined about her, I had no idea you knew her. Until you pretended that I am some kind of stalking menace, I had no idea there was anything there. It never occurred to me that the sociopaths that were able to slowkly hound Bell and his family to death were going to be found here, at all, lol..I HAD NO IDEA. No one told me. Oh, is there money? That's hilarious. Did you have to forge a new will? Sounds like too much work. Why do all this extra busywork to merely.... alert me.

Trust me. PEOPLE FUCKING KNOW. Everyone seema to know everything, except for me. Awwwww. The reason why I don't know is because I don't care. Another reason why is because I don't steal.

I expected more from you.

When T found out I was actually alive, and you had told her that I was dead, and since I didn't know she was here, and I also didn't know she had any interest in talking to me or any thing interesting beyond, like, you know: the truth, it was easy for you to imagine that you had everything on lock down.

She found out, transferred all the money into my Mommy's Special Needs Trust, and before she could actually tell me that any of this had happened, you had her killed. It was a plane crash, was it? I forget. Car accident. Something. All of it is kinda a non-starter for me since a) I thought she was dead already, b) I still have no idea what she thought or what she had been told or what any of you believe and the values of honesty or inclusivity. Also, c) all of you had your chance to get close to me, and instead you killed my cat. How stupid is this? Obviously I don't really know what's actually happening since the use of voice2skull and vocoders and effects filters and being IMMENSELY INSULTING FOR NOT ONE SINGLE FUCKING REASON is a clear indicator of everyone's collective insanity.

Throughout it all I have had no friends, no cooperation, no networking, no support, no counseling, no representation, no comprehension, and no explanation. All of you are completely stupid. I'm so burned out from all this bullshit that I no longer have any interest in sex (no running water and being ostracized has made the idea completely repugnant, finding out this has happened is just as much pleasure), generating an income (i was excited to do this until I found that you were all actively stealing everything and you had ALREADY BRAINWASHED AND ENSLAVED OTHER WOMEN OVER THE YEARS WHO, most likely, were interviewed by your “team” and then, oops, an accident. Oh! Cancer! Wow, that's a bummer. Am I supposed to give even one shit? I don't even know what happened, but it must be super interesting if you think I know anything that you think I know, or, that I have any skeletons in my closets that I don't want out. Why contain īT?

I
How can such a big man have such a tiny heart?😭💔

I am not big. My heart isn't tiny. I don't actually know what you mean here. You have no idea what I have found out, or how that changes things, or how my plans have changed. You didn't know what they were before. But you figure I probably money and sex. I don't even want power. I simply have power.

I still have no where to go and nothing to do until bad actors are no longer able to track me down and surveillance gear rules my life.

Additionally, I don't know who you are. But you seem to be of the opinion that I've done something funny. Think about it: I have no fucking idea what is happening or whatever it is that I supposedly missed out on. Did you fuck my ex? Did you kill my ex? Was I supposes to have money? Do you think you have a bulletproof escape? Am I supposedly going to get framed again? Do you imagine that Christmas 2021 was forgotten? Do you know that I had no idea that any of this could have been true at all until you started laughing at me? If you are that stupid..  imagine what you do to other people.

I do not have anything else to do and obviously something happened. You laugh. What is the funny part? Because it's not funny to infuriate someone who is ON THE VERGE OF LEAVING, because I did not care before, I do not care now. I have people for that.


You obviously know a great deal about my life and you do not tell me. I do not want your money. I do not want your wife. I have no idea of the truth. IT DOES SEEM KIND OF STRANGE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME THAT LONG. IT REALLY GETS THE OLD NOGGING JOGGING. A LOT.

AND IN SPITE OF THE TOTAL LAKE OF REASON TO GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE, YOU AND FULLY AROUSED MY IRE AND MY CURIOSITY. I HAD BARELY A PASSING INTEREST BEFORE. NOW IT'S A FULL THE FUCK ON MYSTERY.. AND NO ONE TOLD ME ANYTHING.

OBVIOUSLY, PEOPLE KNOW, AND IT MAKES SENSE TO KEEP THINGS UNDER WRAPS SINCE THAT'S USUALLY THE LAW, AND ALSO, PROTECTING WAYS AND MEANS. FURTHER, THERE'S MY PRIVACY TO BE SENSITIVE TO.

SO THAT HAS ALSO CHANGED..I DO NOT NEED TO KEEP ANYTHING SILENT, AND YOU DO. THAT'S FUNNY. IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, IS THAT IT? YOU'RE AN IDIOT. I ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE AND I WAS CHANGING MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THERE'S NO OTHER REASON FOR ME TO BE STILL AROUND EXCEPT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED.

IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME TO THINK OF IT HAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A MISUNDERSTANDING THAT NO ONE KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH ME. "TELL THE TRUTH" SEEMS HACKNEYED. IF YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD THAT, YOU ARE PRETTY FUCKING FAR FROM OKAY, DICKSTAR.

I MEAN, MV. OR LOUIS. OR T. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU OUT:

YOU HAVE ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS AND YOUR FAILURES OF DIOLOMACY PUZZLE ME. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THING WERE.

THAT HAS CHANGED RECENTLY, AND NONE OF YOU KNOW WHY.
NO ONE HAS ASKED. HOW STUPID ANYONE IS TO READ MY PHONE AND THINK THEY KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL IS HOPELESS.

AND YET THAT IS CLEARLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT IS IMAGINED THAT YOU THINK “MASTER OF DIVINITY” IS BULLSHUT. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF WHAT I HAVE LEARNED.

THERE IS PLENTY I NEED TO KNOW THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY THING TO DO WITH MONRY OR WEIRDOS WHO EXPLOIT MY IGNORANCE. SO INSTEAD OF HAVING A POLITE CHAT, I'M GOING TO HAVE THE BOOK THROWN AT EVERYONE I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE NO REASON NOT TO AND U GUYS YOU ARE JUST LIQUID, OR LOSERS. LIGHTWEIGHTS IN ANY CASE.

THIS IS NOT UNPLEASANT FOR ME. I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING. I FUNNY THINK IT WAS GOOD, BUT IT WAS NOT MY AREA. WELL, IT'S MY ADDRESS. DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'VE DODGED EVERYONE?

I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU PISS BLOOD, MAKE YOUR IDIOT WIFE DRINK IT, TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND DONATE IT TO THE ASPCA, AND IF YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, MAYBE THEN I'LL HIRE.P.I. I'M PRETTY CHEAP, THOUGH.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT SINCE I ALREADY KNOW YOU DROOLING METH HEADS DON'T HAVE THE WHOLE PICTURE, YOUB CAN'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING THAT ISN'T HELPING ANYONE

YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING THE WRITE THING, SINCE NO MASONIC SECRET CAN BE TOLD TO AN OUTSIDER? IS THAT THE REASON?

OR IS IT THAT YOU'RE ALL PUSSY WHIPPED? BORING. WHOEVER IT IS, I DUMPED THAT BUTCH FOR A REASON. SO I DON'T FEEL LEFT OUT ANY MORE. AND I HAD NO REASON TO BE SUPER CURIOUS AT ALL.

THE WOMEN YOU RUSTLE UP TO TAUNT ME WITH ARE DEAD. WHETHER THEY COME BACK OR NOT, DIDN'T MATTER. SOMETHING BAS TO EXPLAIN STUFF. AND, DAVE, I AM GOING TO PUT IT LUKE THIS:

YOU ARE A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, A SWINDLER, AND A CHEAT. INSTEAD OF JUST TELLING ME WHAT I NEEDED TO KNOW, YOU DELIBERATELY WASTED MY TIME. GOOD IDEA?

FUCK YOU, WHAT IF I DID THAT TO YOU,?

HERE'S A HINT;  YOU WOULD NOT LIKE IT.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THERE IS 89 BILLION IN THERE, YOU HAVE ANSWERS, IF I FEEL LIKE IT, ANYTIME, I WILL BEAT THE ANSWERS OF YOU. YOU DON'T SCARE ME, YOU'RE NOT AN UNCRACKABLE NUT, I COULD HAVE GOTTEN IMMEDIATELY TO THE INFORMATION. INSTEAD I KNEW IT WAS A TRAP



WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS TAKING SO LONG? I WILL PUT IT THIS WAY GRAPEFRUIT DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING EITHER. AND THE NUMBERS OF YOU ACT LIKE THAT THERE IS NOTHING TO DO BESIDES POINT AND GIGGLE AND REPLACE MY INTERNET PRESENCE, OH THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. I DID NOTHING.

I DID NOTHING BECAUSE ART TOLD ME TO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. I DIDN'T CARE AND I STILL DON'T. MONEY DOES NOTHING FOR ME AND IF YOU WANTED MONEY SO MUCH YOU OUGHT NOT HAVE STOLEN MY





BAIT. LIKE HOW OBVIOUS DO I HAVE TO MAKE SHIT, SERIOUSLY. S
ANYWHO, IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO ME BECAUSE IT IS AWKWARD, ESPECIALLY IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DID.

THAT'S NOT MY AREA. ALSO, ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOU ARE ANY THREAT TO ME AND MY INTERESTS AT ALL. YOU PEOPLE ARE GODDAM TODDLERS. I'M NOT AN AGENT THAT HAS COURT AUTHORITY. IT'S NOT A CRIME TO LIE TO ME. IN THEORY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ME AT ALL.


THE FACT THAT NONE OF YOU DO AND THAT YOU GO TO ABSURD LENGTHS TO GET RID OF ME AND... SEE, ALL THAT IS A CRIME. I DIDN'T REPORT ANYTHING. THIS IS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SHOT IS.

I HADN'T LOST ANYTHING UNTIL TODAY WHEN I LOST MY PATIENCE. I DO NOT KNOW WHO THOUGHT THEY KNEW WHAT WAS A GOOD WAS TO ASK ME QUESTIONS BUT FAILING TO ANSWER MINE AT AND TELLING ME TO SHUT UP IS NOT S GOOD LOOK FOR ANY ONE.

IT IS ESPECIALLY STUPID FOR YOU. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO VOLUNTEER, BUT I ALSO DIDN'T EXPECT ANY OF YOU TO THINK YOU WERE GOING ANYWHERE. TRUST ME, YOU ARROGANT LITTLE BITCHWEASEL, I WILL KNOW WHAT I NEED TO KNOW, AND IF YOU THINK I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU ABOUT IT, YOU'RE RIGHT

SOMEONE ELSE IS DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND IDGAF, HOW KIND IT TAKES. BJTCH I HAVE BEEN ON BELLGAB FOR YEARS. WHAT DO I CARE IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS RETARDED? I'M SURE YOU THOUGHT I WAS REALLY GOING TO LAWYER UP, OR REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHO IS FUCKING WHO, OR HOW I'M GOING TO PROTECT MYSELF, OH QQ, QQ, BOO-HOO, THE GANG OF INTERNET BULLIES, WOW, LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING A GROUP OF RAPIST THUGS CAN DO. THAT'S REALLY ONLY FRIGHTENING ONCE, AND BESIDES THE NOTION THAT YOU MIGHT FIND A NEW WAY TO BREAK THE LAW, LIKE WHY DO YOU IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE ABOVE THE LAW,?

I THINK YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS. AND IF YOU DO NOT REALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN'T BE LESS THAN SUS, THAT'S FINE I COULD ASK AROUND. I DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW ANYONE WAS THIS STUPID.


YOU ARE A SADIST, A SMOOTH-BRAUNED.BSGMAB, ABD ARE SHIT PLANNING. I HAVE NO IDEA ANYMORE PEOPLE ARE LEFT THAT WANT TO PUNCH ME FOR SOMETHING, WHY DID I GET THIS IMAGE?

There's a motive, dude, and I didn't know you didn't know that I know exactly where AF Shaw is. She is totally working. Also she didn't tell me before. I am sure there is a reason.

For all I know, you got her sucking you off right now. I didn't care before now, someone really got you mislead. And also: it was not me.

If some ignorant bitch thought being raped by you and being robbed of the money she didn't tell me about because I was too high and she's still so brainwashed she can't figure how to apologize, I don't find that pla it is mpl to plausible enough to be believed. The bottom line is that something happened, and I still KNOW NOTHING AFTER three years. That's intriguing outcome.

None of you are this godam special. You're not going any where that I can't get to. None of this makes any sense. It's like you think I don't know the D‘jinni.

Also you evidently lied to police investigators FOR YEARS and this comes to light after a trio of spin doctors started mouthing off about pædophilia. AGAIN. How the fuck this keeps being a good idea is a complete mystery to me, as well as to various people looking into various things.

pate is an idiot and so are you. IDGAF what you did; investigations have been ALL OVER THIS TRAIL OF EVENTS FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT THEY ALL WERE GONNA BLAME ME? WHILE YOU RAN OFF WITH... WHO? ALSO ALL THE CONSTANT INSULIN AND SHIT TALKING. YOU REALLY THINK THAT WORKS, BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID WHOREMONGER BITCHPIMP WHO IS SURROUNDED BY OTHER BITCHPIMPS AND YOU BULLY WOMEN THAT YOU SUPPLY WITH DRUGS AND THEN STILL RAPE THEM ANYWAY. *YAWN* WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

DO WHAT YOU WANT. GIVEN EVERY CHANCE, YOU RAN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A DOWNSIE ON SODIUM PENTHAL AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I'M SICK OF YOUR STONEWALLING, DICKSTAR.

YOU CANNOT STOP WHAT IS COMING.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ASK... ANY ONE ELSE. YOU THINK I HAVE.
YOU THINK YOU TALKED TO ME. YOU THINK YOU FOOLED ME.

DUMBASS YOU TALKED TO PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO BE ME.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. IDGAF RN.

HOWEVER, YOU GUYS DID GET OBSTRUCTION CHARGES ACROSS THE BOARD. MY GUESS, ANYWAY. I HAVE NO CONNECTION TO ANY PROSECUTORIAL TEAM. I AM NOT UNDERCOVER. I AM NOT AND HAVE BEEN ENLISTED MILITARY. I AM NOT LIKELY TO GET MUCH FARTHER ALONG WITH EITHER NATIVE TRIBES NOR MASONS, BECAUSE THEY ARE UNFATHOMABLY STUPID, UNGRATEFUL TO THE POINT OF CAUSING DISGUST, AND IMMENSELY LACKING IN CRITICAL THINKING ABILITIES AS WELL AS SITUATIONAL AWARENESS.

I AM 51 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE BEEN A RESEARCHING THE OCCULT AND COMPARATIVE RELIGION FOR LONGER THAN YOU HAVE BEEN ALIVE, ALLEGEDLY. IDGAF HOW OLD YOU ARE. NOT OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE THE SENSE TO STAY OFF THE GRASS.

I SHALL NOW RETREAT TO REST AND MEDITATE IN CONTEMPLATIVE PRAYER. I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF YOU PEOPLE; YOU'RE RUDE AND ASININE AND FOR WHAT REASON YOU THOUGHT ISOLATING ME FROM ANYONE WAS A GOOD IDEA, I CAN ONLY ASSUME YOU THOUGHT I WANTED ATTENTION AND THIS WAS A GOOD PLACE TO GET IT. IT IS NOT.

YOU ARE NOT THE MINISTER OF MY INFORMATION AND IF I WERE YOU I WOULD START DRINKING HEAVILY.  BECAUSE ANYONE WHO THOUGHT I WAS WORKING WITH YOU: WRONG. TRYING TO FUCK YOUR WIFE, WRONG. PLAYING DUMB ABOUT WHATEVER YOU DID: WRONG

I KNOW NONE OF YOUR BULLSHIT BUT YOU KNOW MY VEHICLES ARE STOLEN AND MY HOUSE RANSACKED AND MY CAT MURDERED AND ACTUAL CLANO PSYOPS ALL OVER THE REGION. LIKE 11 PLACES I'VE BEEN TRESPASSED FROM. BECAUSE A BUNCH OF JESTER WHORES ARE ORDERED TO RUN PAYOPS..  ON ME? WELL I ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHY. I STILL DONT.

OBVIOUSLY IT IS SOMETHING INTERESTING. HEY, MAYBE I CAN FIND OUT WHY THAT IGNORANT CUNTING BITCH DECIDED TO LABEL ME A NEEDLE JUNKIE. SINCE I'M NOT.

BUT SHE IS, AND SOME OF YOU ARE, AND IDGAF ABOUT USING NEEDLES. YOU IMAGINE I'M IN DENIAL. THAT'S BECAUSE OF PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING, YOU TWIT. WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU THINK YOU KNEW ABOUT ME, YOU DON'T. AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT, YOU DECIDE TO GIGGLE.

I WON'T TELL YOU ANY OF THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED OR WHAT I'VE DONE BECAUSE YOUR ATTITUDE IS SHIT AND THE CREEP WHO IS STILL LURKING IN THE SHADOWS IS PLOTTING TO ACTUALLY KILL ME. IT'S STRESSFUL.

LAUGH IT UP, FUZZBALLS. YOU WASTED LOTS OF TIME AND PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS. I ALREADY WAS AND I HAVE BEEN FOR 35 YEARS.


SO FUCK YOU, YOU PETTY THIEVING WHORE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO ANY OF YOU ARE. I DON'T CARE TO FIND OUT.

I HAVE SAVED LIVES OF PEOPLE YOU WILL NEVER MEET. GFY.


☃︎

OLD FAT TOOTSIE IS STILL MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU. I STILL DON'T FIND IT PLAUSIBLE THAT YOU CAN'T TURN YOURSELF IN, OR THAT DELULU DINGBAT YOU CALLED A WIFE HASN'T STABBED YOU IN A KIDNEY.

WHATEVER THE TRUTH IS, HOW YOU GET INTERVENED UPON HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. YOU ARE IDIOT TODDLERS.

YOU ARE ALSO CAUGHT. BLOW.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on October 13, 2024, 04:05:40 PM
Answer your phone…
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on October 13, 2024, 04:09:12 PM
Answer your phone…

He’s too busy doing speed and thinking up new scrollfest for us.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on October 13, 2024, 04:12:45 PM
He’s too busy doing speed and thinking up new scrollfest for us.

That’s precisely what I’m attempting to reconcile.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on October 14, 2024, 01:33:27 PM
That’s precisely what I’m attempting to reconcile.

I would gently suggest that you attempt to be a Father instead.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on October 14, 2024, 01:36:23 PM
Answer your phone…

To choose to decline a call... is in fact an answer.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Innerreach on October 18, 2024, 06:26:44 PM
https://voca.ro/13quAPGdcgSl
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on October 19, 2024, 04:39:56 PM
https://voca.ro/13quAPGdcgSl
https://vocaroo.com/1adlHiBY59Xr

YOU REAP WHAT YOU 🐖SOW
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on November 07, 2024, 05:26:38 AM
Are you OK? FFS pull up your pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UdQ01_nY0o


Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on November 08, 2024, 06:57:39 AM
Are you OK? FFS pull up your pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UdQ01_nY0o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCNh3eGw86c
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on November 08, 2024, 09:43:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCNh3eGw86c


Is this one going to be removed soon as well? I'm trying to plan my day.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on November 08, 2024, 10:12:39 AM
I am immensely proud of the work being accomplished here, but I do feel a little like I'm teaching a baby why they should nut outside the diaper, lol.

I don't expect you to be able to reply, as that would be diplomatically infeasible. But to those who told me I have been talking too much and that I have “snitched,” I certainly never have.

I didn't need to all that before.
I can say it again.
JULIAN ASSANGE IS A GODDAM PUSSY!

AND HE AND HIS CRONIES TRIED TO USE MY COMPUTER TO COVER THEIR TRACKS. I HAVE THE COMPUTER HERE. I HAVEN'T PLUGGED IN IT IN FOR YEARS.

I WANT TO BUT IT'S DANGEROUS, AS I HAVE THE NEW ZEALAND MOSQUE FOOTAGE ON IT.

IT'S NOT MESMERIZING, BUT IT IS REAL. AND THEY HAVE TAKEN DOWN ALL THE OTHER COPIES, I GUESS. I'M NOT A COLLECTOR OF THAT KIND OF THING.

I COULD SELL IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY I WOULD. AND IF I HADN'T BEEN ASKED ABOUT IT... I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW NOW.

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT MY HEART OR HEALTH. THEY THINK THEY ARE IN CONTROL.

THEY ARE NOT. GOD IS.
AND I AM HER PALADIN.

YOU'RE FUCKED, PAL.


5:5
NOT_Q

That's because you're a narc and you are biker gang Royalty. You have been born and bred by human trafficking gangs of WHORE SLAVE GUARD PATROL POLICE INTER NATION PIMP SQUAD FOR PIMPS WHO DON'T PIMP SO GOOD WITHOUT A SIGNIFICANT MILITARY ADVANTAGE.

I NEED A REASON TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU “NOT GERRY” HUH UH SURE WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE OOOOH, SO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE MY SYRUP PRIVILEGES AWAY?

YOU DO NOT HAVE THE SITUATION THAT YOU THINK YOU DO.
YOU “EXPECTED MORE”? IDGAF WHAT YOU EVER EXPECT, YOU ARROGANT PUSSY BITCH. YOU LIE YOUR ASS OFF AND THEN EXPECT TO HOP ON YOUR HAWG AND NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

THOSE DAYS ARE DONE. īT ENDS FOR YOU. YOUR OBSESSION AND YOUR NARCISSISTIC ARROGANCE IS OFF THE GOOD GODDAM CHART.

YOU HAVE HAD YEARS TO GET THINGS RIGHT AND EXACTLY HOW DID YOU THINK THAT IGNORING ME,
STEALING FROM ME,
DELIBERATELY LYING TO ME,
WORKING TOGETHER AS A UNIT WITH...

TELL YOU WHAT, YOU MORON THUG PUNK WHOREMONGER,
YOU HAVE MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR
MAYBE A LITTLE TOO CLEAR
THAT YOU DO NOT PLAN TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH ME
I GUESS YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD ALL THE TAXES YOU NEEDED.
I guess you thought I was no use to anyone.
It would seem you found me... DISPOSABLE.

GUESS AGAIN. I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT A SHITHEAD YOU ARE.
HOWEVER I JUST FOUND OUT, AND SOMEONE ASKED.
IN PUBLIC.
AND I SAID, “WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU ASKING, AND ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT IT?” BECAUSE I WAS ASKED FOR THE 411.

YOU STUPID FAT MORON SANTA CLAUS JUNKIE SEXPEST SPERGLORD GASLIGHTING WAR CRIMINAL MEATHEAD. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

WHYTEBOI, I AM GOD’S PALADIN AND I DON'T EVER HAVE TO LIGHT PEOPLE UP LIKE THIS. I AM CHOOSING TO BECAUSE YOU AND CHUCK AND BeTh COMP’d BeTh©°. AND GAY BRIELLE AND GAB BREI-ELLE AND LOUIS WAIN AND MV AND KATHLEEN MICHELLE MICKEY AND "deep breath* GODDAM MICHAEL JACKSON ARE, FUNDAMENTALLY, VICTIMS OF THE WHOLE SCHEME AND MESS.

YET YOU ARE NOT A VICTIM LIKE ME. I AM A PRIMARY VICTIM. AND YOU ARE GOING TO GODDAM PRISON REHAB. (I PRAY. G∅D ANSWERS. FUCK YOU. PRAYER. SOURCERY. IT JUST FOCUSED, TARGETED PRAYER AND THIS TIME, I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO A GODDAM THING. HOWEVER, YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM ME, YOU ARE AN ACCOMPLICE ALL THE WAY FROM YOUR SERIAL RAPIST EYEBROWS, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO YOUR LITTLE PIGGY TOES. YOU ARE A COLLOSAL IDIOT.

MELLY ASKS ME IN PUBLIC ABOUT YOU. AND ASKS FOR THE 411.
411? YEAH, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. SO, WHY DO ASK ME IN PUBLIC? THIS SENDS A MESSAGE.

THEN, I IMMEDIATELY ASK HER ON FACEBOOK. WHICH IS
STILL PUBLIC. AND SHE DOESN'T EVER TALK TO ME. SHE DIDN'T THINK I NEEDED TO BE TALKED TO. I GUESS IT WAS CONSIDERED SETTLED SCIENCE AS TO MY TOTAL AND UTTER OBSESSION WITH ATTENTION WHORJNG. WOW, YOU ARE DUMB. YOU ARE REALLY REALLY DUMB.

IT WOULD SEEM YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE.
YOU IGNORANT PUSSY WRANGLING CHUMP BAGMAN DICK. YOU STILL THINK I'M HERE FOR DRUGS AND SEX? OF COURSE YOU THINK THAT, YOU'RE A GODDAM SEX AND DRUG ADDICT IN DEEP, HEAVY DENIAL. YOU MADE SOME ERRONEOUS ASSUMPTIONS, FATMAN.

THEY HAVE IT ALL.
THEY HAVE EVERYTHING.
LITERALLY EVERYTHING, EVERYONE, ALL THAT IS NEEDED.
SURELY THE GREAT MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING THE SHOW.
(PLEASE DON'T START THE WAVE.)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ENJOY,  BECAUSE YOU HAVE ISOLATED ME AND USED ME FOR YOUR COVER STORIES AND YOU HAVE PARTICIPATED IN THE MOST DOUCHE-BAGGED DOUCHE-BAGGERY I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU STOLE MY MONEY AND ACTED LIKE I WAS DOING SOMETHING WRONG. EAT SHIT, TUBBY.
I WAS NOT AWARE THAT YOU WERE UNAWARE OF THE SITUATION.
I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE SO FULLY GUILTY OF SOMETHING.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT. BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I NEED NO REASONS TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. I KNOW THAT THERE IS MUCH THAT MUST BE KEPT QUIET.

THERE IS ALSO A LOT THAT WILL COME OUT AT TRIAL. WOW, THERE IS A LOT GOING ON. INCLUDING SHITLOADS OF WITNESS INTIMIDATION, OR TAMPERING, OR OBSTRUCTION. WHATEVER YOU CALL IT. OR WHATEVER A PROSECUTOR CALLS IT. YOU DO NOT INTIMIDATE ME, YOU SNOB. YOU DISGUST ME.
THEY HAVE EVERY THING.
I WAS NEVER GOING TO COVER FOR ANY ILLEGAL, UNLAWFUL CRIME.
I WAS NEVER GOING TO HELP ANYONE DO THEIR JOBS. BECAUSE I AM NEUTRAL IN THE 4-5 FACTION TERF WAR THAT IS GOING ON, AND I HAVE NO KEEN INTEREST IN THE OBSERVATIONS. GOD CONTROLS THAT.
NOT TOO MUCH PORRIDGE. NOT TOO HOT. NOT TOO COLD. JUST RIGHT. THAT'S HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO PLAY OUT.

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. LAW ENFORCEMENT KNOWS EVERYONE. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU ARE ALL TEETHING UP AND LOSING YOUR SHIT OVER ME. FRANKLY I DON'T GET IT EITHER.
BUT I NOTICE A PATTERN: GAYFAGGAY WHITEBOIZ THROWING THEIR WEIGHT AROUND LIKE THEY DO WITH EVERYONE ELSE AND WHAT GETS ME IS THE SURPRISE IT DOESN'T WORK. I AM GOD’S PALADIN.
I CAN BE QUIET AND CALM AND RESPECTFUL. I CAN COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TELL YOUR AIRHEAD PARTNER THAT HER NIGGER-CRACKER CRACKA DRUGFIEND REPROBATE ASSHOLE PARTNER HAS REALLY PISSED ME OFF (WHICH DOESN'T MATTER, YOU ARE A COWARD PUSSY BITCH), AND THAT'S NOT WHY I WOULD TELL HER... WHATEVAH, BUT IT WOULD ADD CONTEXT TO THE DATA. BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR TEAM OF SPOOKS WERE OBVIOUS. THAT'S USUALLY HOW IT GOES. AND WHAT YOUR OBJECTIVES WERE, I FOUND OFF-PUTTING. ESPECIALLY AS... NO ONE WAS BOTHERING TO ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS, AND EVERYONE WAS ON DRUGS AND THAT WAS OKAY... EXCEPT FOR ME.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? OH RIGHT OF COURSE YOU ARE, AMPHETAMINE PSYCHOSIS. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. IT'S NOT FUNNY.

IT'S DEMONSTRATED.

EWE HAVE MORE THAN YOU KNOW.
THE SIMPLE FACT IS THAT I AM NOT REQUIRED TO MAKE ANYONE'S JOB EASIER... AND I DON'T REPORT TO ANY COURT. UNLESS I FEEL LIKE IT. I DON'T HAVE TO REPORT AT ALL. I COULD JUST RUN OUT NAKED IN THE SUN, WAVING MY ARMS AND YELLING FOR A HILLBILLY GINGER FLUFFER. IN THIS TOWN, THEY FIND IT SUS THAT I DON'T DO THAT EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT ALONG WITH THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS.
I DIDN'T WANT ATTENTION, AND I DIDN'T WANT A ZIP OF CRYSTAL, AND I DIDN'T WANT MY RELATIONSHIP TO BE TURNED INTO A TROJAN HORSE HONEYPOT TRAP. OH WELL. MAN PROPOSES, GOD DISPOSES

YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ACCOMPLISHING WITH WHAT YOU WERE DOING BUT IDGAF WHAT ANY OF IT WAS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL WAS BEFORE, NO POINT IN SPECULATION, NONE OF YOU WOULD TELL ME A GODDAM THING ANYWAY, AND IT'S REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

AND THE MANNER IN WHICH ALL OF YOU HAVE *RARELY* ASKED ANY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, BUT ASK ABOUT THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER... OH! YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO TELL ME, AND I REALLY WASN'T LOOKING TO DO ANY ONE'S JOB FOR THEM, BUT I GUESS YOU WERE ALL IN UNFASHIONABLY, UNFATHOMABLY DEEP, HEAVY DENIAL

AND YOU ALL SEEM TO THINK THAT I'M GUILTY OF SOMETHING.
AS IF I HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG.
I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT COULD BE.
MEANWHILE, I AM A PRIMARY VICTIM, YOU OFFICIOUS CUB TRAFFICKING MORON.

THAT MEANS THAT NOT ONLY WERE YOU OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, YOU WERE WITNESS TAMPERING, CONSPIRACY TO DENY CIVIL RIGHTS... ALL OF IT. YOUR WHOLE WORLD WENT R.I.C.O. LIKE SEVERAL YEARS AGO. APPARENTLY NONE OF YOUR UNDERLINGS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. SINCE THEY JUST SPENT 3 DAYS DRAGGING ME FOR A PSYOP THAT..  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE ALREADY GUILTY, AND NOW YOU IMAGINE THAT TREATING ME LIKE MORE SHIT IS GONNA... WHAT? HOW IS ABUSING ME AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN GOING TO GET ME TO RECANT OR APPEAR GUILTY IS SOMETHING THAT CAN ONLY BE EXPLAINED BY, ONCE AGAIN: DEEP, HEAVY DENIAL.

THERE IS NO “GETTING OUT OF THIS.,” AND MAKING ME LOOK GUILTY OR GOADING ME INTO DECIDING TO START UNSPOOLING THE DIVINE CHAT BUFFER... LIKE YOU DON'T GET IT, BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ABUSIVE WHOREMONGER WHO REALLY GETS OFF ON IT AND UNTIL YOU ALL DECIDED THE BEST THING TO DO WOULD BE TO KILL HER AND BLAME ME, YOU PROBABLY HAD ENTIRE BROOM CLOSET ACCESS NOW. AND, I AM APPALLED.

APPARENTLY NONE OF YOU THOUGHT BETRAYING YOUR COUNTRY WAS A PROBLEM, OR THAT IT WOULD BE TOTESOKAY TO THROW MY ASS IN PRISON AFTER IGNORING EVERYTHING I SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE. “IT'S COMPLICATED.” NO, IT'S PRETTY FUCKING SIMPLE, ABSOLUTELY. IT'S ONLY COMPLICATED TO PEOPLE WHO IMAGINED THEY WERE GONNA BREAK THE LAW AT ALL AND GET AWAY WITH IT.

THERE'S BEEN PEOPLE INVESTIGATING ART BELL AND HIS FAMILY'S MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS. I SUPPOSE THAT IS SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE WHO WERE INVOLVED, OR WHO HAVE BEEN OR WHO ARE INTIMIDATED BY THUGGY-BULLIES LIKE YOU ARE HELD BACK BY YOUR KINDS OF SOCIAL PRESSURES.

I am not.

I COULD BE SPILLING MY GUTS ON YOUTUBE 5 HOURS A DAY. I DO NOT. I DO NOT NEED TO. DO YOU REMEMBER FIELD MCCONNELL? NO DOUBT THAT GERANIUM-BRAINED DINGBAT THAT CALLED UP 911 DISPATCH (REAL OR FAKE DISPATCH I DO NOT KNOW) AND SPEWED A BUNCH OF FALSE STATEMENTS ABOUT ME:

HE HIT ME!
HE TRIED TO CHOKE ME!
BOTH (2) HANDS!
I THINK HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!


SINCE THEN NO ONE AT ALL HAS BOTHERED TO ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED. THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS THEY KNOW.
COLUMBO WITH A JOLLY BELLY, YOU DON'T KNOW THE GODDAM HALF OF IT. YOU ALL DID NOTHING BUT THE BARE MINIMUM TO GATHER THE INFORMATION YOU NEEDED TO FIT THE FACTS THAT YOU THINK MATTER AND IF YOU HAD FOLLOWED THE FUCKING LAW, ASSHOLE, YOU WOULDN'T BE FACING A NEW INVESTIGATION, NOW, MAYBE MORE IN THE FUTURE, I HAVE NO IDEA, I AIN'T A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM, MANG.

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

LET'S SEE NOW. Where was I?

Disingenuous, insincere, and self-incriminating is not a good look for you but I suppose you can't help yourself. Helpful Suggestion: it's still “Duper’s Delight” even if the jokes are never actually funny or even comprehensible to any member of the audience, even if there is one. You're “sorry”? YOU IDIOT MORON WHORE TRAMP SPERG SQUAD MAJOR DOUCHE TWERP ARROGANT GASBAG MEATHEAD GEEK. You are obviously checked out mentally at a level of cerebral reasoning that you were probably never very good at even when you weren't a mindslaved publicist for your pædovœre master. (You are obviously UNDER DURESS and I don't give a shit that your UNFATHOMABLY VILE TREACHERY AND CORRUPTION has lead you to whatever experience you have now. I really don't. I don't know what you did, but I knew you were not telling me about any of it. I honestly didn't think it was any of my business. AS I HAVE DISCOVERED WHAT ABYSMALLY LOW STANDARDS OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR YOU IN FACT POSSESS, I AM THRILLED TO PIECES THAT THIS IS HOW I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR GOALS: YOU ARE AN ABUSER OF OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL AS TO YOURSELF, AND IF YOU CANNOT STOP THE ABUSE YOURSELF, YOU WILL BE INTERVENED UPON. FACTS.

I AM NOT YOUR INTERVENTIONIST. I FRANKLY DO NOT CARE. I AM NOT TRAINED, I WOULD BE JUST AS HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR WHEN THELMA & LOUISE DRIVE OFF THE CLIFF, YOUR BEHAVIOR DISGUSTS ME, WHATEVER YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE LIKELY TO DO ANYONE ANY FAVORS, THE IMPLICATION THAT I HAVE ANY REASON TO BE INVESTED IN WHAT YOU EXPECTED FROM ME IS AS LAUGHABLE AS IT IS OFFENSIVE, AND NOW THAT I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT SEVERAL MAJOR SUBJECTS, ALL OF WHICH ALL OF YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT, I AM SADDENED AT THE TIME YOU ALL WASTED. YOUR TIME.

YOU NEVER TALKED TO ME AT ALL UNTIL AFTER NOVEMBER 2O20. YOU REMEMBER, THAT'S WHEN GRAPEFRUIT⁷∆ND A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF PEOPLE BEGAN YOUR HILARIOUS OPERATION: JAFOTGCT¿. I DIDN'T NEED TO GO OVER IT BEFORE, I WON'T GO OVER IT NOW, YOU'VE DESTROYED EVIDENCE, YOU'RE OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, YOU'RE TAMPERING WITH WITNESSES, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IN TOTAL, NO ONE ASKS ME, YOU SHITHEAD, IT'S NOT LIKE AUTHORITIES DOING KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. PEOPLE KNOW. YOU KNOW. I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT'S FINE, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. ALL OF YOU DID.

JUST A HUNCH BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE ALL ON THE HOOK FOR FELONY CAPITAL MURDER. SINCE IT'S BEEN DONE TO HIM, AND RAMONA, AND ATTEMPTS ON ME ARE ON GOING, IT WOULD SEEM LIKE THAT ALL OF YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN HOW TO UTTERLY UPEND MY LIFE FOR NO GOOD REASON.

Dickstar: listen. Just because you want to believe that treating me like shit is okay because you can get away with it, or that I deserve it, that is not really okay. What makes it okay is that you can't help yourself —duper’s delight— and that I am thrilled to see that your cover up actually covers up something interesting, and that all this time I'm spending is actually good for something. Because you are tedious, Richard. I didn't imagine that would be the case, but I didn't really pay attention to you before Art died. You and your bullshit and that insipid whore that you used to call a wife bore the shit out of me.

I've already done anything requested of me and you are an idiot if you think I'm trying to get to drugs cheaper or re-brainwash anyone, because I don't even know how, I don't have permission. It is beyond obvious that someone's plan is suddenly producing a case just at the right time, to remove my existence from society, again, and I guess you imagine I don't see this coming. Or, that you think I have to kiss your ass, or lie about anything to defend myself, or that I'm in debt to you, or that you think I gave a shit about whether I live or die.

You are so fucking busted I don't even know for what. I don't care for what. I never had this much animosity towards anyone. It would seem that you think I'm bothering you in some way.

WELL, THAT IS TOO FUCKING BAD. WHATEVER YOUR STUPID PERSONAL AGENDA IS, WHATEVER YOUR SECRET AGENDA IS, I DO NOT KNOW, I DO NOT CARE, YOU ARE NOT MY BUS OR MY ALIBI OR MY FATE. FURTHER, I DIDN'T KNOW ART HAD A WILL, I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER GRAPEFRUIT⁷ OR HER MOTHER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT, I WAS MORTIFIED TO SEE YOU ALL SPERGING OUT WHEN ART DIED AND... NO ONE TOLD ME ANYTHING.

IT'S JUST AS WELL SINCE THE WHOLE SCHEME IS NOT JUST UNRAVELING, IT IS UNFURLING. LIKE A FLAG. DO YOU HAVE A FLAG.

It is such an embarrassment to me that it is physically painful to watch you all spaz out like you have succeeded in anything. You are such a total dumbass. You imagine I am like you at all.

I don't want anything that you think I want. Until you fucking meatheads whined about her, I had no idea you knew her. Until you pretended that I am some kind of stalking menace, I had no idea there was anything there. It never occurred to me that the sociopaths that were able to slowkly hound Bell and his family to death were going to be found here, at all, lol..I HAD NO IDEA. No one told me. Oh, is there money? That's hilarious. Did you have to forge a new will? Sounds like too much work. Why do all this extra busywork to merely.... alert me.

Trust me. PEOPLE FUCKING KNOW. Everyone seema to know everything, except for me. Awwwww. The reason why I don't know is because I don't care. Another reason why is because I don't steal.

When T found out I was actually alive, and you had told her that I was dead, and since I didn't know she was here, and I also didn't know she had any interest in talking to me or any thing interesting beyond, like, you know: the truth, it was easy for you to imagine that you had everything on lock down.

She found out, transferred all the money into my Mommy's Special Needs Trust, and before she could actually tell me that any of this had happened, you had her killed. It was a plane crash, was it? I forget. Car accident. Something.

https://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/state/washington/article295202559.html

https://x.com/GovInslee/status/1854550201186525410?t=_j3qax_GDBz5ULXWTiEjcQ

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Naval aviators Lieutenant Commander Lyndsay Evans and Lieutenant Serena Wileman both died in the line of duty at age 31 on October 15.

(Please don't clap.)

They died during a routine training flight near Mount Rainier.


“Lt. Cmdr. Lyndsay ‘Miley’ Evans and Lt. Serena ‘Dug’ Wileman will be remembered as role models, trailblazers, and women whose influence touched countless people on the flight deck and well beyond,” stated the U.S. Navy in an article released after the crash.

From Left: Lt. Serena N. Wileman, 31, a Naval Aviator from California and Lt. Cmdr. Lyndsay P. Evans, 31, a Naval Flight Officer from California are the two naval aviators who died, Oct. 15, when their EA-18G Growler crashed near Mount Rainier.
From Left: Lt. Serena N. Wileman, 31, a Naval Aviator from California and Lt. Cmdr. Lyndsay P. Evans, 31, a Naval Flight Officer from California are the two naval aviators who died, Oct. 15, when their EA-18G Growler crashed near Mount Rainier.
They both had accomplished careers in the military. Evans was also an Electronic Warfare Officer with two sea tours under her belt and numerous medals. She was part of the 2023 all-female Super Bowl flyover, in recognition of the 50-year anniversary of women flying in the Navy, according to the article. Additionally, she was named the 2024 Growler Tactics Instructor of the Year.

Both Evans and Wileman are among the few women who have flown combat missions over land. Wileman was also a Landing Signal Officer with numerous medals. The article from the Navy describes her as a consistently positive presence, remaining calm and composed in high-stress situations, with “exceptional leadership” during her time as an Officer in Charge.


“They shared many moments together, from leading critical missions in combat zones during deployment to helping their Sailors and each other weather the mental strain of long deployments…” stated the Navy article. “They were both known for their humor and light-hearted spirit.”

WHEN TIME TRAVELERS GET DIVORCED...

https://youtu.be/jtMmXGQ1rWQ?si=Xa96N0jxCs3avmLZ

I love this song. “Who gets the trucks? Who gets THE KEYS??”


All of it is kinda a non-starter for me since a) I thought she was dead already, b) I still have no idea what she thought or what she had been told or what any of you believe and the values of honesty or inclusivity. Also, c) all of you had your chance to get close to me, and instead you killed my cat. How stupid is this? Obviously I don't really know what's actually happening since the use of voice2skull and vocoders and effects filters and being IMMENSELY INSULTING FOR NOT ONE SINGLE FUCKING REASON is a clear indicator of everyone's collective insanity.

Throughout it all I have had no friends, no cooperation, no networking, no support, no counseling, no representation, no comprehension, and no explanation. All of you are completely stupid. I'm so burned out from all this bullshit that I no longer have any interest in sex (no running water and being ostracized has made the idea completely repugnant, finding out this has happened is just as much pleasure), generating an income (i was excited to do this until I found that you were all actively stealing everything and you had ALREADY BRAINWASHED AND ENSLAVED OTHER WOMEN OVER THE YEARS WHO, most likely, were interviewed by your “team” and then, oops, an accident. Oh! Cancer! Wow, that's a bummer. Am I supposed to give even one shit? I don't even know what happened, but it must be super interesting if you think I know anything that you think I know, or, that I have any skeletons in my closets that I don't want out. Why contain īT?

I am not big. My heart isn't tiny. I don't actually know what you mean here. You have no idea what I have found out, or how that changes things, or how my plans have changed. You didn't know what they were before. But you figure I probably money and sex. I don't even want power. I simply have power.

I still have no where to go and nothing to do until bad actors are no longer able to track me down and surveillance gear rules my life.

Additionally, I don't know who you are. But you seem to be of the opinion that I've done something funny. Think about it: I have no fucking idea what is happening or whatever it is that I supposedly missed out on. Did you fuck my ex? Did you kill my ex? Was I supposes to have money? Do you think you have a bulletproof escape? Am I supposedly going to get framed again? Do you imagine that Christmas 2021 was forgotten? Do you know that I had no idea that any of this could have been true at all until you started laughing at me? If you are that stupid..  imagine what you do to other people.

I do not have anything else to do and obviously something happened. You laugh. What is the funny part? Because it's not funny to infuriate someone who is ON THE VERGE OF LEAVING, because I did not care before, I do not care now. I have people for that.


You obviously know a great deal about my life and you do not tell me. I do not want your money. I do not want your wife. I have no idea of the truth. IT DOES SEEM KIND OF STRANGE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME THAT LONG. IT REALLY GETS THE OLD NOGGING JOGGING. A LOT.

AND IN SPITE OF THE TOTAL LAKE OF REASON TO GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE, YOU AND FULLY AROUSED MY IRE AND MY CURIOSITY. I HAD BARELY A PASSING INTEREST BEFORE. NOW IT'S A FULL THE FUCK ON MYSTERY.. AND NO ONE TOLD ME ANYTHING.

OBVIOUSLY, PEOPLE KNOW, AND IT MAKES SENSE TO KEEP THINGS UNDER WRAPS SINCE THAT'S USUALLY THE LAW, AND ALSO, PROTECTING WAYS AND MEANS. FURTHER, THERE'S MY PRIVACY TO BE SENSITIVE TO.

SO THAT HAS ALSO CHANGED..I DO NOT NEED TO KEEP ANYTHING SILENT, AND YOU DO. THAT'S FUNNY. IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, IS THAT IT? YOU'RE AN IDIOT. I ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE AND I WAS CHANGING MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THERE'S NO OTHER REASON FOR ME TO BE STILL AROUND EXCEPT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED.

IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME TO THINK OF IT HAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A MISUNDERSTANDING THAT NO ONE KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH ME. "TELL THE TRUTH" SEEMS HACKNEYED. IF YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD THAT, YOU ARE PRETTY FUCKING FAR FROM OKAY, DICKSTAR.

I MEAN, MV. OR LOUIS. OR T. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU OUT:

YOU HAVE ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS AND YOUR FAILURES OF DIOLOMACY PUZZLE ME. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THING WERE.

THAT HAS CHANGED RECENTLY, AND NONE OF YOU KNOW WHY.
NO ONE HAS ASKED. HOW STUPID ANYONE IS TO READ MY PHONE AND THINK THEY KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL IS HOPELESS.

AND YET THAT IS CLEARLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT IS IMAGINED THAT YOU THINK “MASTER OF DIVINITY” IS BULLSHUT. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF WHAT I HAVE LEARNED.

THERE IS PLENTY I NEED TO KNOW THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY THING TO DO WITH MONRY OR WEIRDOS WHO EXPLOIT MY IGNORANCE. SO INSTEAD OF HAVING A POLITE CHAT, I'M GOING TO HAVE THE BOOK THROWN AT EVERYONE I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE NO REASON NOT TO AND U GUYS YOU ARE JUST LIQUID, OR LOSERS. LIGHTWEIGHTS IN ANY CASE.

THIS IS NOT UNPLEASANT FOR ME. I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING. I FUNNY THINK IT WAS GOOD, BUT IT WAS NOT MY AREA. WELL, IT'S MY ADDRESS. DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'VE DODGED EVERYONE?

I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU PISS BLOOD, MAKE YOUR IDIOT WIFE DRINK IT, TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND DONATE IT TO THE ASPCA, AND IF YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, MAYBE THEN I'LL HIRE.P.I. I'M PRETTY CHEAP, THOUGH.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT SINCE I ALREADY KNOW YOU DROOLING METH HEADS DON'T HAVE THE WHOLE PICTURE, YOUB CAN'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING THAT ISN'T HELPING ANYONE

YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING THE WRITE THING, SINCE NO MASONIC SECRET CAN BE TOLD TO AN OUTSIDER? IS THAT THE REASON?

OR IS IT THAT YOU'RE ALL PUSSY WHIPPED? BORING. WHOEVER IT IS, I DUMPED THAT BUTCH FOR A REASON. SO I DON'T FEEL LEFT OUT ANY MORE. AND I HAD NO REASON TO BE SUPER CURIOUS AT ALL.

THE WOMEN YOU RUSTLE UP TO TAUNT ME WITH ARE DEAD. WHETHER THEY COME BACK OR NOT, DIDN'T MATTER. SOMETHING BAS TO EXPLAIN STUFF. AND, DAVE, I AM GOING TO PUT IT LUKE THIS:

YOU ARE A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, A SWINDLER, AND A CHEAT. INSTEAD OF JUST TELLING ME WHAT I NEEDED TO KNOW, YOU DELIBERATELY WASTED MY TIME. GOOD IDEA?

FUCK YOU, WHAT IF I DID THAT TO YOU,?

HERE'S A HINT;  YOU WOULD NOT LIKE IT.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THERE IS 89 BILLION IN THERE, YOU HAVE ANSWERS, IF I FEEL LIKE IT, ANYTIME, I WILL BEAT THE ANSWERS OF YOU. YOU DON'T SCARE ME, YOU'RE NOT AN UNCRACKABLE NUT, I COULD HAVE GOTTEN IMMEDIATELY TO THE INFORMATION. INSTEAD I KNEW IT WAS A TRAP



WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS TAKING SO LONG? I WILL PUT IT THIS WAY GRAPEFRUIT DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING EITHER. AND THE NUMBERS OF YOU ACT LIKE THAT THERE IS NOTHING TO DO BESIDES POINT AND GIGGLE AND REPLACE MY INTERNET PRESENCE, OH THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. I DID NOTHING.

I DID NOTHING BECAUSE ART TOLD ME TO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. I DIDN'T CARE AND I STILL DON'T. MONEY DOES NOTHING FOR ME AND IF YOU WANTED MONEY SO MUCH YOU OUGHT NOT HAVE STOLEN MY





BAIT. LIKE HOW OBVIOUS DO I HAVE TO MAKE SHIT, SERIOUSLY. S
ANYWHO, IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO ME BECAUSE IT IS AWKWARD, ESPECIALLY IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DID.

THAT'S NOT MY AREA. ALSO, ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOU ARE ANY THREAT TO ME AND MY INTERESTS AT ALL. YOU PEOPLE ARE GODDAM TODDLERS. I'M NOT AN AGENT THAT HAS COURT AUTHORITY. IT'S NOT A CRIME TO LIE TO ME. IN THEORY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ME AT ALL.


THE FACT THAT NONE OF YOU DO AND THAT YOU GO TO ABSURD LENGTHS TO GET RID OF ME AND... SEE, ALL THAT IS A CRIME. I DIDN'T REPORT ANYTHING. THIS IS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SHOT IS.

I HADN'T LOST ANYTHING UNTIL TODAY WHEN I LOST MY PATIENCE. I DO NOT KNOW WHO THOUGHT THEY KNEW WHAT WAS A GOOD WAS TO ASK ME QUESTIONS BUT FAILING TO ANSWER MINE AT AND TELLING ME TO SHUT UP IS NOT S GOOD LOOK FOR ANY ONE.

IT IS ESPECIALLY STUPID FOR YOU. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO VOLUNTEER, BUT I ALSO DIDN'T EXPECT ANY OF YOU TO THINK YOU WERE GOING ANYWHERE. TRUST ME, YOU ARROGANT LITTLE BITCHWEASEL, I WILL KNOW WHAT I NEED TO KNOW, AND IF YOU THINK I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU ABOUT IT, YOU'RE RIGHT

SOMEONE ELSE IS DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND IDGAF, HOW KIND IT TAKES. BJTCH I HAVE BEEN ON BELLGAB FOR YEARS. WHAT DO I CARE IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS RETARDED? I'M SURE YOU THOUGHT I WAS REALLY GOING TO LAWYER UP, OR REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHO IS FUCKING WHO, OR HOW I'M GOING TO PROTECT MYSELF, OH QQ, QQ, BOO-HOO, THE GANG OF INTERNET BULLIES, WOW, LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING A GROUP OF RAPIST THUGS CAN DO. THAT'S REALLY ONLY FRIGHTENING ONCE, AND BESIDES THE NOTION THAT YOU MIGHT FIND A NEW WAY TO BREAK THE LAW, LIKE WHY DO YOU IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE ABOVE THE LAW,?

I THINK YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS. AND IF YOU DO NOT REALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN'T BE LESS THAN SUS, THAT'S FINE I COULD ASK AROUND. I DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW ANYONE WAS THIS STUPID.


YOU ARE A SADIST, A SMOOTH-BRAUNED.BSGMAB, ABD ARE SHIT PLANNING. I HAVE NO IDEA ANYMORE PEOPLE ARE LEFT THAT WANT TO PUNCH ME FOR SOMETHING, WHY DID I GET THIS IMAGE?

There's a motive, dude, and I didn't know you didn't know that I know exactly where AF Shaw is. She is totally working. Also she didn't tell me before. I am sure there is a reason.

For all I know, you got her sucking you off right now. I didn't care before now, someone really got you mislead. And also: it was not me.

If some ignorant bitch thought being raped by you and being robbed of the money she didn't tell me about because I was too high and she's still so brainwashed she can't figure how to apologize, I don't find that pla it is mpl to plausible enough to be believed. The bottom line is that something happened, and I still KNOW NOTHING AFTER three years. That's intriguing outcome.

None of you are this godam special. You're not going any where that I can't get to. None of this makes any sense. It's like you think I don't know the D‘jinni.

Also you evidently lied to police investigators FOR YEARS and this comes to light after a trio of spin doctors started mouthing off about pædophilia. AGAIN. How the fuck this keeps being a good idea is a complete mystery to me, as well as to various people looking into various things.

pate is an idiot and so are you. IDGAF what you did; investigations have been ALL OVER THIS TRAIL OF EVENTS FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT THEY ALL WERE GONNA BLAME ME? WHILE YOU RAN OFF WITH... WHO? ALSO ALL THE CONSTANT INSULIN AND SHIT TALKING. YOU REALLY THINK THAT WORKS, BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID WHOREMONGER BITCHPIMP WHO IS SURROUNDED BY OTHER BITCHPIMPS AND YOU BULLY WOMEN THAT YOU SUPPLY WITH DRUGS AND THEN STILL RAPE THEM ANYWAY. *YAWN* WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

DO WHAT YOU WANT. GIVEN EVERY CHANCE, YOU RAN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A DOWNSIE ON SODIUM PENTHAL AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I'M SICK OF YOUR STONEWALLING, DICKSTAR.

YOU CANNOT STOP WHAT IS COMING.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ASK... ANY ONE ELSE. YOU THINK I HAVE.
YOU THINK YOU TALKED TO ME. YOU THINK YOU FOOLED ME.

DUMBASS YOU TALKED TO PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO BE ME.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. IDGAF RN.

HOWEVER, YOU GUYS DID GET OBSTRUCTION CHARGES ACROSS THE BOARD. MY GUESS, ANYWAY. I HAVE NO CONNECTION TO ANY PROSECUTORIAL TEAM. I AM NOT UNDERCOVER. I AM NOT AND HAVE BEEN ENLISTED MILITARY. I AM NOT LIKELY TO GET MUCH FARTHER ALONG WITH EITHER NATIVE TRIBES NOR MASONS, BECAUSE THEY ARE UNFATHOMABLY STUPID, UNGRATEFUL TO THE POINT OF CAUSING DISGUST, AND IMMENSELY LACKING IN CRITICAL THINKING ABILITIES AS WELL AS SITUATIONAL AWARENESS.

I AM 51 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE BEEN A RESEARCHING THE OCCULT AND COMPARATIVE RELIGION FOR LONGER THAN YOU HAVE BEEN ALIVE, ALLEGEDLY. IDGAF HOW OLD YOU ARE. NOT OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE THE SENSE TO STAY OFF THE GRASS.

I SHALL NOW RETREAT TO REST AND MEDITATE IN CONTEMPLATIVE PRAYER. I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF YOU PEOPLE; YOU'RE RUDE AND ASININE AND FOR WHAT REASON YOU THOUGHT ISOLATING ME FROM ANYONE WAS A GOOD IDEA, I CAN ONLY ASSUME YOU THOUGHT I WANTED ATTENTION AND THIS WAS A GOOD PLACE TO GET IT. IT IS NOT.

YOU ARE NOT THE MINISTER OF MY INFORMATION AND IF I WERE YOU I WOULD START DRINKING HEAVILY.  BECAUSE ANYONE WHO THOUGHT I WAS WORKING WITH YOU: WRONG. TRYING TO FUCK YOUR WIFE, WRONG. PLAYING DUMB ABOUT WHATEVER YOU DID: WRONG

I KNOW NONE OF YOUR BULLSHIT BUT YOU KNOW MY VEHICLES ARE STOLEN AND MY HOUSE RANSACKED AND MY CAT MURDERED AND ACTUAL CLANO PSYOPS ALL OVER THE REGION. LIKE 11 PLACES I'VE BEEN TRESPASSED FROM. BECAUSE A BUNCH OF JESTER WHORES ARE ORDERED TO RUN PAYOPS..  ON ME? WELL I ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHY. I STILL DONT.

OBVIOUSLY IT IS SOMETHING INTERESTING. HEY, MAYBE I CAN FIND OUT WHY THAT IGNORANT CUNTING BITCH DECIDED TO LABEL ME A NEEDLE JUNKIE. SINCE I'M NOT.

BUT SHE IS, AND SOME OF YOU ARE, AND IDGAF ABOUT USING NEEDLES. YOU IMAGINE I'M IN DENIAL. THAT'S BECAUSE OF PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING, YOU TWIT. WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU THINK YOU KNEW ABOUT ME, YOU DON'T. AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT, YOU DECIDE TO GIGGLE.

I WON'T TELL YOU ANY OF THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED OR WHAT I'VE DONE BECAUSE YOUR ATTITUDE IS SHIT AND THE CREEP WHO IS STILL LURKING IN THE SHADOWS IS PLOTTING TO ACTUALLY KILL ME. IT'S STRESSFUL.

LAUGH IT UP, FUZZBALLS. YOU WASTED LOTS OF TIME AND PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS. I ALREADY WAS AND I HAVE BEEN FOR 35 YEARS.


SO FUCK YOU, YOU PETTY THIEVING WHORE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO ANY OF YOU ARE. I DON'T CARE TO FIND OUT.

I HAVE SAVED LIVES OF PEOPLE YOU WILL NEVER MEET. GFY.


OLD FAT TOOTSIE IS STILL MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU. I STILL DON'T FIND IT PLAUSIBLE THAT YOU CAN'T TURN YOURSELF IN, OR THAT DELULU DINGBAT YOU CALLED A WIFE HASN'T STABBED YOU IN A KIDNEY.

WHATEVER THE TRUTH IS, HOW YOU GET INTERVENED UPON HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. YOU ARE IDIOT TODDLERS.

YOU ARE ALSO CAUGHT. BLOW.

It is moments like this, when I think, “Thank God I don't actually do cocaine.” I am in possession of my own body, and I am of sane mind. Mostly.

A forensic investigation of my hair follicles would reveal that although I have ingested cocaine in the course of my life... I have had very little of it. It's amazing what can be shown by grinding up a sample of my hair, placing it in a centrifuge, and spinning it with different solvents.

Conveniently for myself, I don't have to be dead for this to happen.

https://youtu.be/qmP815_MJbs?si=wNW1jnxnF2_kH3R5


I would like it be known that I'm not nearly so upset with any of you, as some of my writing may lead one to assume. I am... disappointed. Sure.

I am not filled with murderous rage. Nor am I likely to be. I have written poetry here.

The poem is truly mightier than the kilt.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on November 09, 2024, 08:10:52 AM
May we impose upon your eminence and implore you to use your powers, whatever they may be, to let us know how Heather is doing?

You would be doing the world a favor.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on November 13, 2024, 09:57:13 AM
May we impose upon your eminence and implore you to use your powers, whatever they may be, to let us know how Heather is doing?

I'm amazed at how many times one woman can throw in the Goddamned towel.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on November 13, 2024, 10:19:51 AM
I'm amazed at how many times one woman can throw in the Goddamned towel.

She always picks up that towel again. Kind of like a strip tease.

Besides, Christmas is coming and Heather's little helpers are dancing with sugar plums stuffed in their heads.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on December 12, 2024, 02:41:09 AM
Were you actually halfway sane once? What went wrong? Were you sucked into a black hole of psychic puke?

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So, here's the action, and for once, I'm giving it straight. I've been gearing up for a couple weeks now. Pull the trigger, pluck the hens, hoist the flag, dust off the rings. Publish. I had this whole plan set up, and by that I mean Plan, because the truth of Me, dear Gabbers, is that I've been tending to a truly bombshell, untold story from my own experience for the last 23 years. It's been percolating in the deep sauce, and has been fully ripe for about three years now. After Bell retired at the hands of a lone, deranged gunman--heh heh--I thought that I would wait a while, to ensure no one might paint me as simply hoaxing to ride the death coattail, and then I'd set it in motion. Whitley Strieber was gonna be my prime target. All I needed with him was five minutes, I swear. It was gonna be a gasser. You have no idea. Hell, I have no idea--the one time I got Whitley on the phone just as a simple weather balloon, I accidently scared the -l-y right out of his first name. I felt sad, as I meant him no harm whatsoever, but clearly the dude was panicked by just a few phrases from lil' ol' me. Perhaps at that point, I was already fearsome legend. I was working my hardest at being friendly, too, which in retrospect is likely a real red flag to anyone sensitive to being punked millions of times for multiple decades. Oops, my bad too much, I can really never tell until after. I wasn't there to spook him at all, just to find out if he would be willing to admit to remembering the event date.

23, that's a good number. Years, yeah? Actual yes. I've alluded to this fact before--careful, astute readers of what must pathetically termed "my work" on this site will know instantly to what I refer. (((Hi guys!))) And a few rare gems of lurkers, you know who you are, but I do not--there's a few stone cold bawlers around this place, they know me. Oh yes. They do. Oh, the event date? Sorry, I smoked it with the blockchain. Don't wonder about it right now. It'll come out later.

I do so wish that this was paranoid fantasy, just me talking mad, mad shit while mechanically refilling one coffee enema right after another. You've no idea. The reality of my life is that for exactly half of it, I've been holding on to my tongue and just shitposting "fuck you dawg" over and over at all those whinging imbeciles putting the poo-poo on all the U.F.O. speculation, while always only a brief daydream and a few keystrokes away from sparking a fest of crazy wild speculation for at least one or two hundred posts. Or maybe pages. Yet after 23 years, I'm not going to lie, it's a thrill to be finally over the line. I thought I would never feel like doing it to actual completion, as I am truly one of the most ardent fans of leisure my species has ever produced. And over this is, because the publishing plan that I mentioned before, is now toasted. Sorry. No special episode of Jack's Ancient Aliens. No box set release of Project Fap Book. No opportunity for the slavering hordes of shill-lackeys to at last rend their gaze on my pale, vulnerable, Author Form, and unleash their scenthounds upon my unique trail. 23 years of dreaming, meditative visions and the occasional sketch in Crayon, all that anticipation building solely, only in my mind, and after today... well, fuck it. Fuck it all and fucking no regrets. I'm changing horses right at the riverbank, everyone is completely fucking fired, S Corp docs shredded, coke and hookers on speed dial and the last of the credit line straight into an I.V. I'll be honest, I never really liked the idea of being some famous disco-closer with the book deals and the regular appearances on "radio" to drone on and on about non-falsifiable truths. I know me, see. I wouldn't last ten days of tame tapdance before whipping out the most obnoxious red pill stink bomb in the most odious way possible--I don't know what, but I do know me. Balls to the wall, and some Cabal lieutenant would just finally pulverize the fed up glass. I'd be marked for death blossom, and that'd be it, I've had plenty of warnings and my entire family has been murdered already, so it's not like I'd get any second chances. But that's not why I'm not going that route either. Gotta die sometime, and I think it would be a rare chance to field test some sigil magick for bulletproofing, just for the street cred. No, there's one single solitary reason that I've decided to cap off my 23 year pre-show-show-prep with a wall of text manifesto on an obscure backlot clapboard mech, and that is this: I am just fucking disgusted with the whole sorry fucking lot of you. I don't like to be so crass, without any avatars, but seriously, fuck all you people. I look around, and you what? This? This? Shit, I thought my house was bad, but to here it's a palace.

Part of it is the sudden realization that, if I were going to do this--and I have--the cultural landscape of today and my place within it basically mandates that I would have to actually break down my gorge and nausea and actually call in to MITD again. Or, Kingdom of Lies. Or whatever this lumbering monstrosity of #Legacy zombie cruft is calling itself now. And it's not stagefright or lack of confidence or even nervous nausea that has been the deciding factor, it's simply straight up vile revulsion at the merest glimpse of what this audio vomitorium has prolapsed itself into. Y'all come here for drive-bys, but have you actually looked at it lately? It's bile upon sputum upon toejam, from top to bottom. It's not even plumb.

I can't do it. I just can't do it. It's not even that I don't like Heather--finally, I can announce that I am wildly infatuated with her and have always been since before the test show, betcha couldn't tell tho--it's that I am profoundly embarrassed by what this shiteshow has let itself become, and by extension, the entirety of all the tuned in public. I in fact blame my self for this. 23 years, I could have opened up at any time before now. But, you know how it is, reserve guard status, optional project, so many other things to do, no one even knows that the release is coming, absolutely no pressure, just let it slide. And I honestly did think that someone with far more panache and style than I would show up to start the ball rolling long before now.

As we all of us know, the pickin's have been slimmin'. Alex Jones down, Joe Rogan up, are you actually shitting me? They may as well just slip the Soma right into the eyeball curve. It's gotten so bad, people are actually considering going back to books. To smash themselves in the face with. And what would there be to follow a drop on #Legacy with? Jesus, I'd have to end up on Twitch. Fuck that. Just strangle me below the ribcage and call it an epilogue. I'm getting the nightsweats just thinking about it. Nope, nope, nope. Fuck radio, fuck streaming, and fuck the entire machine that hoovers everything up and posts emoticons and spyware. I was sincere, I was eager, I was engaged--then I took a step back and looked at I was doing and recognized that no result could ever come of my contribution to history that wouldn't make me cringe deep down inside for the entirety of my life. Now that I've lost everything in my life that matters, my enhanced freedoms

I often thought that I was going to let Bell have the first swing at it, given that he was on it during the day of the event, but let's face it, the dude was weaksauce in a black and white shadow box. He excelled in his time, but that time was filled with nipshits who actually had to wonder if OK City was unusual or not. Savage intellects back then, word. And no social media network to burn the gags. But that world is gone.

Today's world is one in which any unusual story can be instantly cross-indexed and verified by robots. Long before you've read this post, the thinking cloud has already cataloged and linked the whole she-bang. The robotic information sphere contains all of my posts from all of my identities from all of the fringe-cringe forums that I've used. This, I say with equal parts of pride and deep, enduring shame, is frankly a lot of absolute balderdash, and sprinkled here and there, little bits of text that reference the outlandish, but true fact, that on November 14, 1997, I had a close contact experience with sphere-shaped interdimensional beings.

Go ahead, say it's bullshit. I want you to. The longer this stays buried, the more robots will frenetically search for any and all related details. And, no, I don't care if it finds them. The robots aren't going to get the full story out of me any more than any of you are going to. One quick peek, and that's the end of it. I'm finally free of my duty, and free of all you lying dispshit asshats forever, thank God. No proof posted here: go on, dismiss this. Do it. I want you to. The elimination of any desire for any fame or any fortune has dramatically sped up my exit strategy. Totally worth it, you thugs can shove your hush money flat.

Case closed. Fuck off. You had your chance. You all had your chances. Go find someone else carrying an alien implant to be your dance monkey. Pack a lunch, Fuckos.

Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on December 12, 2024, 09:22:50 PM
Were you actually halfway sane once?

Sanity is a færïe t∆¡Lμ
Like your relentlessly self-absorbed overt narcissistic metabiolrogramming which μou >Kkcling 2: election of the next aunt by §ür-FACE...[...]

TENT-SHUN. (YOU) know what (YUR) problem is?

>KNOW: Yew doan″T..!.
.
What went wrong?

ur®rite™T

Were you sucked into a black hole of psychic puke?

>KNOW..••7ī\/Ve slept together, īT on my chest, my hands clasped together betwixt īT. The mindless twitching, desperately seeking my 2nd urethral opening (did you ever know about that? One learns something new every day, but... I will admit, that was a gobsmackcür,) was not overly repulsive, but was a little bit over the creepshow line into FTAIO territory.

I could have dropped trou and allowed the scion to feed on my essence via the route thru my nether regions, but, number one, I knew that I was under 24/7 mil.spec.AV.surv.∆īl.ANTZ, and I frankly did not wish to share the intimate moment with a theatre-full of sweatμ-pantin′ & sweatin’ & swearin’ ŒBERNERDZ.

Imagine the stele. Ugh, puke¡just. Just puke, omfg. I surmised that the creature would not be lost for all Eternity if I did not choose to allow my essence to be used as t¡īT⁷zfuel—

&AND while I hope that is the case, the fact is that I really do not know for sure. Nevertheless, I felt that showing this event to the world was an abominable act that I would not allow my Self to be a party to any imaginary agreement thereof. So I laid back in “my bed,” I have to imagine the smell myself as I have been noseblind to my own dessicated odors since well before birth, I imagine... and went to sleep, as an Egyptian mummy would, my hands clasped together, on my chest, above my heart, with a being made wholly of living, conscious energy slowly either suffocated or starved to non-existence— D E A T H ; I believe is what You *yawn Mortal F∞⁷lz call the term.

When I awoke, SidhËīT^j¡!T was gone. As if īT had been merely a figment of imagination, pulled from The World Qf Dreams. For of course, that is EXACTLY WHAT‽

T¡s. A Figment From Beyond... The Firmament. Æī₹ëĒ^|ī⁷Œ№°¥ßqÛîD¡ŒTtμ. I had īT. WE HAD WHAT HAS BEEN SOUGHT BY ALL WHO >KNOW THE TRUTH OF L¥FE, THE PRODUCT OF YEARS OF PLANNING AND SCHEMING, BY MAN AND NIG!JE VNEG∅№NiGj AL!∅KEj!


Quite an accomplishment, in point of fact. I am, I suppose; half-way between savory and sanity at this point right now! For SI- -ïhīÏT ¡s GONE—

🌬️LIKE!¡!/\!ĪND💨

... and, 👁️⁴Ī, am content that I suck seedÆD at evading suck–çuck ÇE§§, and although I, as a ♂️, could have generated non-befouled urine for ‘Muh•ÇI°ⁿ to be nourished with... truly, there is NOTHING new... under THE•SON.


Sov. 🐽īT passed. From cuddled, lying in my warming embracement upon my chest where my titzⁿtætz would have been, had I NOT BEEN POISONED ⟩—»[thanks for the wrong formulations of SPED, you fucking assholes, you might know how to boil and fuck water, but NONE OF YOU KNOW A GODDAM THING ABOUT HUNGARIAN PAPRIKASH -or- READING A GODDAM STOLEN GRIMOURE DISGUISED AS A K∞Cz00>K, btw, REID, go fuck yourself, you ain⁷t even getting explosivåntorum out of me, you lying baby-stealing and fucking kitchenSITCH slit-twutch]⟨⟨ but since I was NOT INVOLVED IN YOUR COOKERY, AND THUS


NO INFORMED CONSENT
≈=≈
NO CONSENT AT ALL...

ERGO: INVALID APPLICATION OF NON-VALID CHEMISTRY STIMULATION.

Long story short: I don't even have to tell you all to go fuck yourselves. Yew did that already when you COMMODTIZED


DA_MULK...

And then you, all of you: guzzled all the cream for your yourselves, and let me slowly strangle on the dimes dimes PENNIES FROM HEAVENDimes that was all I was allowed to keep as my inheritance. Which was ALSO stolen. You fucking morons DELIBERATELY STUNTED AND FORCED MY NATURAL GROWTH INTO AN INADEQUATELY REPRODUCED AND ABHORRENTLY PROVISIONED SIDE-KICK TOMBŒORTī₹RARE-I-Uhm... what?

You wanted a caged turtle. So you put a turtle in your turtle and made a cage for turtles that don't turtle so good when they turtle their own turtles into their own turtles’ Taurean tor-pourtoise turtle-HEADZ.

So, you got what you expected to get — at least not a money-monkey with five asses for five backHIP§HIPinTYMESHIP clothing ,—| FOR W°Ï°NCE, YOU MONKEY POX DICK POXXED RAPING MURDERIING SHITHEAD PSYCHO FUK—<T,|— T _&_TaszHOLE🕳️ELOH„“æssHOlæ″″™, and, >KBOW, those aren't goddam typographical errors, I'm in fact calling you an asshole, FagHunter™, and you got your fucking caged volcel-fucking turtle that can tell stories and smoke whatevah without turning into a puddle of GOO.


It is not a design goal that you are always going to like, all the stories that īT has to tell. You stole everyone and everything that had or has any value to it at all. AND you billed me for a shitty bag of shitty speed at a MAGNIFICENT MARKUP OF 1,500%.


AFTER SURVIVING A GODDAM AMBUSH
ON FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVE
IN WHICH YOUR WHOLE CHRIST-†-FORSAKEN PLAN
BECAME TOTESTOTALLY UNRAVELED LIKE THE FUCKING
SWEATER IN THAT LOATHSOME SWEATER SONG BY THOSE
FAIRLY-TALENTED FARE-LEiGi-h-OWN′T JUKE±PUJE HEROES,

“Weezer”. Sorry, mEbrr... I know you like them. But that's largely because, as brilliant as you are, ewe are not the most sophisticated of appreciators of auditory delights. I'll be honest: you need to listen to more real sounds of music created by more real, more happy Ⓜ️∆№vv.


Were you actually halfway sane once?

Back to ewe b¡t¿H, ewe tyrb-uh Çï₹beauH∞∞r: I have of course been purrfectly sĀⁿ on many occasions, almost all of WUTCH wür SUBSEQUENTLY AND IMMEDIATELY followed by one of your STUPID MINION-FUCKING MINIONS TRASHING AND STEALING MY PROPRIETARY WORK-IN-PROGRESS proprietary techknowledgμ

What do you expect the cognoscenti of the known worlds’ intellects to do? FUCKING WRITE GODDAM ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE CODE IN FUCKING LONGHAND? WITH A PORK-🫵YOU🫵🏿-PINE QUILL🪶PEN🦚COCKstencil? John Milton wrote “Pair-°⁰f-,DYÇEdi>KX×[LOSTin]” TRANZ in a graphite-LED medium. How about I harvest and squeeze some space squid DI≤K and make my own FUCKING Inc. INK LLC LLC llcWHOREZ ink, and make PURPLE COLOR to RITE™WITE
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on December 12, 2024, 10:25:32 PM
What went wrong?

EverμTHING¥ VV∆¡\j† ^^₹!T3••..Î\/Î≥›Ï⟨.∅
..f″f′⁰🕳️❌⭕✖️🐽❌⭕✖️


Were you actually halfway sane once?

B·—🪠🪠³r₹!🔥J🔥∆🔥F🔥ŒD🐦‍🔥vvÅⁿ🐜Z¡/īTts 2[negNEG>KNOW] if you're TALK-SICK (sic) TOX-AWLKS-SICK OF SOCK CUR YET. (,I know I goddam am.) Let's not change cameras, Sïr-beaux.


LET'S CHANGE THE COLOUR OF MAGICK LIPSTICK YOU PUT ON YOUR VUCKING KIN-PIG FUCKING KINGPIN PERSISTENT INTERNET GURU SCHWE!JINEHUNDZ FAGGHKT jewdough TOMH¡¡RE⁷z MULTI-TIMED MURDER/KILLED D.Aμ.G.t`HER` FUR A CHANGE, JUH? HUH? WHAT COLOR SOUNDS GOOD? ANYTHING BUT KABUL BLANK OR PSIUP SCIOWN CLOWN NOSE BROUND-GROUND Lå-ẞœü🥩🥓🥩📐⚖️.


🅱️īT>K: 👁️ can't work like this. Ī won't F∆₱ like dæÅTt. And, ewe know why.


>KNOW: YOU FUCKING DOUGHNUT/DOANt. You wanna know why there are TWO (2!) strains of ♀️Lesbian♀️? It's so (“HALF!”) of them can still feel like they know that they're good enough, strong enough, and, goshen sake-darn!Tī, PEOPLE LIKE THE WAY THEY LOOK AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT FEELS TO BE A (“a-bloo-bloo-bloo-QQ-*hiccup*-waaWav a-i cri vrē•√neg†11111!”) GORGON, and still be “above average."

(Vengeance for Camille Paglia.)

Slitwitch: you write like a bot dressed like a girl pretending to be a boy who knows how to Properly use a Qolon. And, your style sheets make you ACTUALLY ₱HAT. Ayn Rand could give you orientation lessons at finishing school and you'd still come off like an uptight W.A.S.P. who hadn't missed a day getting both LAYED & FUKt for 17½ years and still has the IRON-CLAD BAWLIN’ FAGIN STONEZ to whinge about “equine banalitμ” and, YOU! (YOU)! HAVE! A! >KAREER? Holy fucking jumping Jesus mothershit ting-ting ballz. This is proof that there IS a Goddess, and SHE! HATEZ! HER! OWN! CHILDREN! Like Joan Crawford with a broom chained to a tungsten cauldron that she cooks AND cleans AND lives AND eats AND shits in... and you still have to have the stagecoach come to a screeching-butt-buggery halt every fifty minutes so you can get out and find a bush to pop a squat behind (because “‘muh dignitμ!”) just to take a piss. TAKE a piss. (“🧻M🧻0🧻∆🧻r₹🧻”¿ΩΠμ‽)

LEAVE a piece of “§H¡T... tμ⁷!” IT IS ALL RIGHT THERE. IN BLACK AND OFF-WHITE AND A PALER SHADE OF EGGSHELL+BLEW/BROU\THER. CLEAR AS CRYSTAL! That reminds me. Hang on.

(*sounds of Jackstar imagining that M.V. has EVER had TheRealThing™ and that is what he has been shooting up the whole time are heard. It sounds like teen spirit.*)


Don't imagine the storm. SMELL YOUR OWN MIND, DUNGFORD BRAYING DONG🗝️KEY🪶DYKE⭕DĪ≤🪠>KĪŒ>kK🧠BRAINklitKLIT§LUTKI!JKEBRAINZSHED!


Do I write like I am fat? Or do I write like I just BUGFIITŒED your whole cunting paradigm for ye? IDGAF if think I'm ugly or fat. You're still going to pay me; and you're still going to go back to WORK, Ho⁷s bæst. Fuck &EWE (You) bitch-he salty runi-kuni moron.

Camille, it's like this: you suck and have a career. I actually >K∆N write &AND have talent. We are not the same.

tl!dr: start writing checks. I'm writing YOUR BUSINESS INTO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND WITH OWN LEE ZERO: —1 SURVIVOR.

My mommy⁷s lawyer. And when he rolls his greedy grubbing ass out of his coffin at the instant the sun is ∆§ET... yeah, he's kinda pissed. HOWEVER:  .Ī.åīVī.The.(👁️🅰️Ⓜ️TH¿¿@‽‽👁️🅰️Ⓜ️).•


Fumpug: I am not happy. That means ∅TīVVER. Adieu.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on March 10, 2025, 05:09:13 PM
Who and what is the fruiterer?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2025, 07:37:50 PM
Who and what is the fruiterer?

You actually read his walls of text?!
Title: Re: Ask MethStar Anything
Post by: pate on March 11, 2025, 04:12:06 AM
Who and what is the fruiterer?

I am Nautical Shore which one of the following is the actual identity of the "fruiterer":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIIoGU5EmhU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaFjxLMsOuo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-JDUnZv1N0

... I expect it is that last cat.  I do not think a man named "Dorsey" can be trusted...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on March 11, 2025, 09:06:10 AM
You actually read his walls of text?!

I read everything posted on this site.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on March 11, 2025, 01:39:58 PM
I read everything posted on this site.

And you can actually make sense of it?

I bet you wish you could get those hours back.

Me, I try not to encourage retardation.  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on March 11, 2025, 04:19:20 PM
And you can actually make sense of it?

I wouldn't go that far.

I bet you wish you could get those hours back.

Every second has been savoured.

I try not to encourage retardation.

(https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.e593abb835ddcdc5741190b4c124c74a?rik=aCv9ep4pDoxigg&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on March 11, 2025, 04:21:54 PM
Every second has been savoured.

Highly dubious.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on March 12, 2025, 02:34:14 PM
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdnVhamRocnFrbDlyczZhOTE0bGp3bDg4dmtpdzVveHg5c20yOWNiOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/sRn0bQpk7Er6lcOBFg/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on March 14, 2025, 06:45:43 AM
Jackstar,

I strongly wish to dissuade you from doxxing.

It is a direct breach of rule #5 in the Terms of Service. (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=10.0)

You have been warned.

Thanks in advance,

AZZERAE
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2025, 12:08:21 PM
Jackstar,

I strongly wish to dissuade you from doxxing.

It is a direct breach of rule #5 in the Terms of Service. (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=10.0)

You have been warned.

Thanks in advance,

AZZERAE

Sumi.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2025, 12:12:38 PM
You actually read his walls of text?!

Adults use machine learning algorithms that parse and summarize text while you're cleaning up after your daily blood orgies; and contact lenses equipped with augmented reality circuitry display those summaries during them.

Found the newbie. The pillow talk must be amazing.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2025, 12:16:37 PM
Who and what is the fruiterer?

It's complicated.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on March 14, 2025, 02:02:28 PM
Adults use machine learning algorithms that parse and summarize text while you're cleaning up after your daily blood orgies; and contact lenses equipped with augmented reality circuitry display those summaries during them.

Found the newbie. The pillow talk must be amazing.

Sounds gay. Oh yeah, it’s you.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on March 14, 2025, 02:03:06 PM
It's complicated.

No it isn’t. GAY!
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on March 14, 2025, 07:35:24 PM
 :P
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2025, 10:07:47 PM
Sounds gay. Oh yeah, it’s you.

I eat pussy with a working dick. If that's gay, call me Tinkerœrbell.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2025, 10:08:36 PM
No it isn’t. GAY!

It would help if I knew what you're insecure about on a case-by-case basis.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2025, 10:10:05 PM
:P

Are you gonna banter all day, little ßaphomare, or are you gonna dis-clothes?
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on March 14, 2025, 10:18:03 PM
I eat pussy with a working dick. If that's gay, call me Tinkerœrbell.

Not buying it. Normal hetero dudes don’t eat their own cum.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 15, 2025, 11:24:01 AM
Not buying it. Normal hetero dudes don’t eat their own cum.

You don't know any normal hetero dudes. Every goddam man that gets anywhere near meeting you is:

A) Gay. (Prefers homosex.)
B) Fag. (Pretends to be the other one; hides true orientation because reasons.)
C) High AF and in denial. (This may come a surprise to you to learn, but you're actually hard to open up to.)

The reality is that I would want my partner to gladly consume my essence. So why wouldn't I? Well, now that I'm aware that there are ten (10) human physical sexes and gender is a rainbow spectrum and that the male/female dynamic is quite separate from both gender and sex... and as well, the master/servant, Alpha/ßeta, and Fæ/Mundane axes of human social interaction are wildy more impressive...

Once one learns that a properly evolved human... can swap between existing in a body with a penis and a body with a womb pretty easily. Assuming The Masquerade is maintained. I guess there's dudes who become mushrooms now. Fungi? Mos def not “Fun Gay,” that's for damn sure.

Check your natal charge for your Scorpio placement. I'm a rising Virgo. The Virgin. The Hermit. I'm self-contained. None of this is “normal.” Good. I shouldn't be. I've been under siege for a dozen years. I've been ambushed by killers with seriously malicious intent. Twice. Driven mad by my denying them my essence, I suppose. Tough shit.

.Ī.∆īVī,.Tīī-īī∆T.Wīī-īī!Cīī-īī.Ī.∆īVī.
.👁️

I remember when transsexual and transvestite and transgender were words with different, less-understood meanings than that. I remember a world in which “tranny” meant “transmission, as in part of an engine.”

To many who have either given or long ago abandoned any hope of adopting any attitude capable of diplomacy with “properly evolved” beings. No matter what planet that they may come from.

There are no “normal hetero dudes,” and if they were, women looking for them would be rather unlikely to let them hang around you. Also: you aren't honest... why would anyone else be honest with you?

Obviously, it's a fringe case scenario at best. Now, moving on to the actual genesis of the argument... what would a “normal hetero dude” do with their ejaculate? NGL: I considered rubbing it into my armpits, so as to encourage people to keep an even farther distance, but... once again, why would I be doing that if I didn't expect someone to take it and rub it into their armpits?

You're probably overthinking this while reading this since you've been groomed, sex trafficked and blatantly lied to about it for your entire life. No shame in it. As rather an awful lot of people have been, as it turns out.

Like most social ills, the problem, if any, is more complicated than it appears. Let's break this down some.

A) Why would normal be desirable in this context?
B) Do you get a dopa hit every time you make some casual reference to the sexuality of another person in a passive-aggressive and reputation-destroying manner; or is it just me?
C) I tell you I don't abuse drugs, all of all y'all shriek that I'm lying and then trot the same set of prop photos to... IDK, remind me that you're all obsessed with drugs and that no one bothers to investigate the truth of the matter... which is rather complicated. I'd just be accused of more lying. Or more abnormality. Or of concealing a secret, lustful hunger for more semen. Because I have no remorse about not having consumed any other man's baby better.  Nor do I have any regret about not having thrown more of it away in the trash with tissue, in the laundry with dryer sheets, or in condoms tied in knots and tossed in a motel bathroom trash can. None of these patterns of thinking seem “abnornal” to you, huh? Just checking.
D) I am not normal. I am exceptional. And... I find the entire modern oral sex social scene to be utterly repellent. That's not because of people like you... but, in spite of them.
E) It doesn't seem strange to you that you know who I am, and believe yourself in position as an Arbiter of Normalcy over me... and I have no idea who you are, why you might be qualified to proclaim, and at this would strongly urge you to find an accredited psychologist that you don't have to lie to?

Because seriously: it looked weird before. It looks REALLY weird now. I won't say why. Most people have an inkling.

Not buying it.

Lost broad: I am not selling it. What do you even think a normal hetero dude’s penis is for? Seems like you may have missed the orientation day on this one.

Here's where the confusion likely begins: it works... it simply doesn't work for you

Is it supposed to? Would that be... normal? I am sure it has been, in your experience. YOU HAVE MAGICK POWERS, SHITLOADS OF MONEY, AND TEAMMATES.

I have a dick that works. We are not the same. Do I need to concentrate my chi energy via the consumption of my own essence? I think I'm potent enough. What with being a Source Titan paladin-something-or-other. It's pretty damn silly; I have more titles than Lawxawna Troi.

Who was a total hussy. Anyway, back to me. Nope, you're not buying a goddam thing.


You would have to plead. That's like begging, except with class and a legitimacy of purpose. You wouldn't understand. It's not complicated; it's simply not a perversion.

Your desire to pervert everything that you have been programmed to hate is one of the more loathsome aspects of the homosex agenda you have been predictively programmed with. It's vile, nauseating, and utterly tedious to be confronted with. (Looks good on you though. It really brings out your eyes.)


tl;dr: it does what I want it to: repel groom-bred guttersnipe baby-batter bastard bringers. Practice makes perfect! It isn't supposed to work for anyone but myself. If that isn't normal to you, that's because you're completely abnormal in every way but one:

I could have explained all this to you earlier, but I decided that there was no advantage to doing so... especially as by this point, it's clear that no one else can. Or is willing to. Who knows. See above, re: “find an accredited psychologist that you don't have to lie to”, since you're likely to find little social traction in condemning anyone willing to produce viable sperm after a global pandemic.

Like, isn't there more room for more children? I don't buy the overpopulation myth, and never really did. Obviously, human habitation on the surface of the Earth has been... controlled.

My penis is under control. MINE. It's working plenty. For mE!

I consider my complete lack of any overdue child support or alimony payments to be a sign of a civilized man. That literally dozens of twerps who have failed to chain me to the debt slavery more than I already am... have followed me into and past what is usually thought of as a “mid-life crisis” and into abject totesfailure.

Good. The weak should learn from the strong. And, they have.

Has it ever occurred to you to doubt that the nature of your reality really needs to be as transactional as you make it out to be? “Not buying.” “normal hetero dude.” The contempt oozes out of the monitor.

Perfect. I get off on that. I don't think Alexander The Great was all that normal either. Did Aristotle feed him semen from multiple men? I have no fucking idea. I never even thought to ask.

I assure you... normal people aren't going to tell you the truth about anything intimate. They're going to tell you what you want to hear, blah-blah money, blah-blah sex, blah-blah you're so important... and then flee the scene.

No shame in it. You're terrifying. That's because we are essentially, exactly the same.

Except, that I am effective. (Standards.) Your aspersions against me were never before... do you think they're going to suddenly start making me cringe? Probably. That's how glamours work. (Shields.) Or, used to work.

Now then. Not really gay, huh? How about infected with a transmissible disease? Or, a drug dealer? Or an obsessed predatory stalker? This may become as a surprise to you, but people might actually want to know why you've got this chip on your shoulder.

They may want to know while you're under oath. I kind of doubt this. However, at this point, I don't really know what's to come and it's not my area. I'm certainly not going to sue you.

Certainly someone could on my behalf. They can sue on their own part just for... Christ, I don't know, but seems like people can do a lot of things these days. So, I'm not going to ask you here. I don't think you even know.

But I've begun to become kind of serious since when I see a doctor and a psychologist (these are now Court-ordered issues, so I'd like to be prepared), I'm sure to be asked about it. The Circumstance.

Whoever groomed you, pissed off the wrong Hungarian. Do I look like I have anything else better to do? Fuck no.

That's not because my penis doesn't work. That's because I have class. Adieu.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on March 15, 2025, 11:54:28 AM
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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 15, 2025, 12:31:40 PM
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I can see why you come back 198 times. You have surprises in store, Sigma Epsilon.

You and your cult of perversion are being dealt with discreetly. Stay mad. Keep seething. You had your chance to be nice to me.

When an abusive person is allowed to continue their pattern of abuse, all are abused, including the abuser. At that point, outside intervention becomes necessary.

So, I'll just wait here until someone else does something. I'm just a needle junkie, a-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo---hoo-hoo boo-boo. QQ! QQ!

IDGAF about your ridiculous opinions about me. I assume it's an old scripting engine and all of you have fled this dimension. Or, prison. I have no way of knowing. I have no reason to care.

Hang on; there's a S.W.A.T. team at my door. Probably dropping off more scalps. (Yum.) Just kidding.

It's someone else's door. Namastμ
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on March 15, 2025, 01:52:00 PM
I can see why you come back 198 times. You have surprises in store, Sigma Epsilon.

You and your cult of perversion are being dealt with discreetly. Stay mad. Keep seething. You had your chance to be nice to me.

When an abusive person is allowed to continue their pattern of abuse, all are abused, including the abuser. At that point, outside intervention becomes necessary.

So, I'll just wait here until someone else does something. I'm just a needle junkie, a-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo---hoo-hoo boo-boo. QQ! QQ!

IDGAF about your ridiculous opinions about me. I assume it's an old scripting engine and all of you have fled this dimension. Or, prison. I have no way of knowing. I have no reason to care.

Hang on; there's a S.W.A.T. team at my door. Probably dropping off more scalps. (Yum.) Just kidding.

It's someone else's door. Namastμ

The real truth here is that you’re just another West coast liberal crybully and totally beta.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 16, 2025, 01:31:31 AM
totally beta.

To you.

crybully

Is this what people who used to groom children label me? Good. Because I have no idea how MV & ©o. put me on a live broadcast with me and made his... what?

Like obviously there's something going on there. Could've actually explained, but I suppose it was easy to imagine that winding up a fuckin’ tickin’ fuckin’ time bomb to pull a knife and scream questions at me was thought to be kosher.

How exactly is this news to you: THAT WAS ABUSIVE.

TO EVERYONE. How do you like being investigated for Federal human trafficking charges? Amongst what the hell else ever.

How do you not get this: YOU ALL FUMBLED, AT MINIMUM, SIX (6) HUMAN BEINGS INTO FUCKED-OFF HELLS... for what? Spare me the details, if you don't mind.

Everything would have been perfect if I had just let her die, right? Maybe so. Too bad foreign agitators invading the border and running ops to destroy U.S. assets made things, “complicated.”

I don't really know who you are and I don't need to know. I am not investigating anyone. I'm serving God and my family. Nothing I've ever done in my life deserves your bitchlip attitude and your snooty slander. All of you seem to imagine that I serve your fucked-off bs, you're like if Veruca Salt fell into the extra large cloning tank.

You're all goddam fortunate that none of this was any worse and in spite of the inconvenience and loss of what must be a great deal of money... what you got now is significantly better than being dead, or life in prison, or losing the Constitution, or being given incurable diseases.

You don't have HIV. You have a positive test result. HIV is curable. But you have to pretend you still have it, as you can't admit to any existence of any cure, and you need a plausible reason to pretend I'm a threat, since the bullshit story is that you acquired it from me. Sloppy job, M.O.S.SAD! Sad! Sow, so sad. I know exactly how I was trafficked and do I need to spell it out? I would honestly prefer not to.

I assure you all, while it may look like I am doing nothing useful at all while minding my own business, don't think for a moment that I haven't been clocking all of all y'all for years. None of this made sense until I figured out, oh...

TONS OF SHIT YOU WON'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT I KNOW. Yeah, I'm a really good guesser. So what? So, so what?

Taking your frustrations out on me and implying that's justifiable is as typical as it is loathsome. That's because you're all Satanic Abuse Network victims. Hey, it's a free country.

I don't have to heal you or drag your ass out of Sears while you cry and not getting a new toy or four-poster bed... whatever. Like, do you exactly expect me to file defamation suits or something? Is relentless, bilious whiny bitch-baby insults the best move you got now? Who's your fucking lawyer, Ellen DeGeneres?

Good get. >Kudos. Now, note the following: I never asked for -any- for this. I was simply prepared for īT.

The real truth here is that you’re just another West coast liberal

Avgolemono, Abbo or no-go. Why the fuck any of you think you're still in an oversight position over my life is strictly mind-blowing. Hey, here's an idea: try to be effective.

Screeching at me in public to ensure that I look good by comparison for the psych eval team and ensuring no one thinks you're friendly towards The ẞæ§T — yep, you all hate me, yep, that's the job, they paid you enough for it, walk the talk — is really not a bad idea... were it to be literally the minimum possible to do.

IDGAF who but someone should be reading me in by now. That no one has and I still get clowned on by your flock of harpy shrew-condora tells me just how serious all of this... was.

This is fine. None of you can perceive that, cozlik, you all tanked and now you feel played because you just figured out I've been sandbagging since, like, grade four. No shame in it.

I'm embarrassed too. It's just nothing new and I maxed cope decades back. And none of you have any assurances that any of this is real. Including me.

Good. The state of the soul without faith is desperation. This is your time to learn a new trick: from hope and faith to knowing.

It's just a step to the bereft. A willingness to take a chance on a new rite. What were your old rites? IDGAF but it all seemed important to paint me a gay pervert. Meanwhile, I'm ready to start repopulating the species. Time traveling baby batter pædothieves b****** f****** come back from the future to f****** get my spunk. Multiple times. I don't care if that sounds crazy to you. You're in denial. Y'all goddamn know what happened. You can't really play dumb about it because then that makes us all really puzzling. What the hell you've been spending all this time on for years? It has been quite the project. A wildly successful one, if you ask me. *woof* (CREEPY AF OMFG | HA!) Good tradecraft is best tradecraft.

Like what did you think all this was for?
THOSE WHO KNOW CANNOT SLEEP.

I get off on knowing that I saved lives and I'll never have to stand trial for any of it. My street cred is off the charts. You could probably dip me in chocolate Magic Shell and sell me to the Fresh Prince as an Easter nutcracker. Before my Apotheosis, which was real, f*** you Hamilton, your best outcome was staying unindictable and laundering money by trafficking Downsies and getting off on fu>Kru. drugs while endlessly sparring with the opposite sex over who gets to choose who gets to be next season's hot new Optimus Catamite. Look, I get it, LGBTQ culture is precious.

You can have your Satanic Homosex Agenda back when Lucifer says so. Why can't you just start chowing down on His wife's box? I bet you didn't even know He's married. The ol’ ball and chain.

Collectively, you dorks owe me something been $2.7 and $68.5 million USD in fiat for legitimate compensatory and punitive damages, by Divine estimate, and a refrigerator. Also I want a radio broadcast tower in my backyard that I can basejump into my poison swamp from, I want that Hellmouth that Neighbor Shane built his bedroom on top of cranked wide open; AND AN ABBO. (.OR.NO.GO..SO.THERE.) I don't know how to calculate my damages. I don't know how to do anything but ask God. Divine Guidance is a lot like giving yourself an endless series of continuances while the alleged victim CONTINUES TO BE ABUSED AS RAW BAIT, except: effective. (I know your careers are important to you, Stick Mæstro. You and your squad of ewe-urchins are gonna be fuckin’ famous. Get used to signing 8’×10’ glossies, I'm gonna pimp your asses out on Front Street like I'm Uncle Colonel Tom Parker Sanders. No shame in it. THIS! IS! HAPPENING!) What? “Mistakes were made.” Yeah, like ATTEMPTED FELONY CAPITAL MURDER, which never took place. I was never in danger. I had to experience death... without being made into a pigeon, thanks. THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY.

Nevertheless you can probably all stop being all freaked-out and jumpy. All anyone is ever gonna know for sure is that I was immune to the dopeslavery you all have succumbed to. It's not even a big deal. I say you get Dr. Drew to be your sponsor, you dig? Then, every Friday night he and I do five hours describing your psychoses in lurid, visceral detail. No doxxing, of course.

Nobody knows or gives a ropey wet toss who any of you are and you're all getting new 🆔 anyway. What people know is it was all of you versus myself, my God, my Savior, and my feline ninja astral guardian familiar and we all handed your asses back to you and NO ONE will ever figure out how any of it went down. Unless Masonic Councils worldwide agree; #TooManySecrets No one wants to see the sausage being made. No one gives a shit if I'm on drugs. They give speed to fighter pilots, for fuck’s sake. What people care about is, am I effective? I'd say so. Just not at helping the hobo elite skate out of yet another jam.

People are pissed and howling for blood. Always leave them laughing. I can enable this. I am enabling this. Your little spurts of passive-agressive whining written by your fagin handler and parsed through metron like you're the real deal (LB blows up on Dickstar and no one tells me? Da fuq? WHY CONTAIN īT? If I need to know, I get to.←∅•) and do I mind?

Course I do! I am not the weak link here and if that goddam Tumblr page doesn't get a legit update, I'm gonna end up telling the whole story. Exactly why not? People wanted to know so they could laugh at me ... seems like that all of you could soak up a few chortles. Meanwhile all of this is positive energy y'all could... why, launch a new network with. I guess. Or you need your mEĪh salt lick back on a chain around your neck first? No complaints from me... rules for thee are bound to be helpful for T. Speaking of which, knock it off with the scopo. I need these dames effective, Abuse Detectives. There is no outcome where anyone skates... and I ain't even mad, yo. I happen to know things about what you've been doing that place all this in a much more rational context.

Quote from: The Supreme Being
Damages? What damages?”

Her name was Jewel. Also, three broads named V** are quite miffed and all this extra garbage is for what? I don't like being used as bait any more than I liked being groomed and trafficked. SEVENTEEN THOUSAND OF YOU CONSPIRED TO TRAFFICK ME ON THE THREE (3) YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF ONE BOX CANYON AMBUSH WITH ... ANOTHER GODDAM AMBUSH. No >kudos here. Ambushes are hackneyed.

What to give the man who has everything, eh? Well, certainly not a goddam hug, right? Because I'm positively crawling with HIV+/A.I.D.S., THIS IN ITSELF IS AC HUGE DEFAMATION CASE THAT IS OPEN AND FUCKING SHUT. One firm handshake and it's all over. It's so over! I'm like Typhoid Mary! Except I can't cook!

Which reminds me. THREE GLASS SHEET PANS. They crashed to the floor and LITERALLY DISSOLVED MY BOOTS.

I couldn't be sent to get things under cover of deceit. Lying to oneself is to thereby lie the entire world. It was obvious that someone thought I was a criminal. Surprise! I don't break the law!

This makes me really suspicious to an outlaw Native clan of savage hunter-killer assassins; Good, they can stop being constantly subjected to spellwork to turn them against each other; and I am really useless to spin doctors. None of that had to happen. Looks good on me, though. (If any of you think I am going to walk off and leave those saps in whatever ghetto you dumped them in, you're fucking crazy. Why aren't they here? Well, orders are orders, right? Now imagine if those orders were effective.

The mini-diaspora was meant to happen, since none of you knew what to do with them and the jig was nearly up. It was an op. It simply wasn't an effective one. The ideal outcome was that we would die. M.O.S.SAD. would get the botanical compendiums, I doubt most of you even know what those are for. And you ended up with... The Thorpes. Funny, I didn't hear about that project. Obvious reasons. Imagine how it could have been without everyone getting inadequate programming.

For you. For me: cool, more technology to analyze. I love that shit. So you dump me alone and when I at last discover, oh, a Discord? Instabanned. Holy shit fuck you. A jury would nail you to actual trees over all that. You defiled the energy and immensely pissed me off, to keep me from tattling? I'm pretty sure I was okay with us not being dead and I suppose it was thought I'd stick my nose in. Guess what, you still would have gotten nailed, because all of you are already implicated. It's not the crime, it's the cover up. Military special security for this incident is actually working. I don't know what the f*** happened or what it is that I f****** know or where it is. Anybody knows that anybody's so f****** worried about but I'm pretty sure they don't want anything to get f****** worse.

Making that poor girl cry on the phone wasn't nice. I didn't even get a copy. I want to make it a ringtone. I also want to know what it's all about, although I suppose it's not my business, and I guess that's an open question for debate.

Meanwhile, I have answers that I was asked at knife point about. Frankly, I'm quite proud of myself. You have no reason to be. You have no need to know what I've done.

I've won. Everyone wins. No one loses. That's what I won. Also, I've got a quasi-T.A.R.D.I.S. and yes, you are all quite envious. You should be. I'll give it back when I feel like it. Rank hath its privileges. Let's see you work on taking contractor bids on revitalizing an enchanted frog pond. I have no idea how to do that. I need my helpmate. Also, probably at least one q-wife. IDGAF that this all sounds like b*******. Call it code. All the stuff you people do. Sounds like b******* too, you know. I don't know that any of you are any position to judge anything right now. Major selection bias. Obvious conflict of interest. None of you can think right when you're this moist; and how much do you think I can charge to become a globetrotting performer of fellatio for pay? Obviously shitloads. Now if only money would solve your problems. Perhaps, later on when they're serious. And why would I give any of you money anyway? YOU ALL HAVE A BIG CHUNK OF LIABILITY. Someone will eventually look into that. I have an actual life, People.

TRUST THE GODDAM PLAN. OR, I'M SENDING MORE LOCUSTS. FU BELLGAB. God, THE ONE TRUE GOD, THE ALMIGHTY GOD, THE MOST HIGH GOD... WILL NOT BE MOCKED. INTERVENTIONS OF THE DIVINE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL SATISFACTORY RESULTS HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED. -The MgT

Strict monotheism is a more powerful ergegore than you might imagine. I didn't go to all this effort to choke in the final stretch. Instead of dreading my nightmare counterattack to come, congregate together and consolidate power. The entire world will eventually be watching all of all y'all.

Forget human zoos. Beyond hackneyed. Probably illegal to sell tickets for. Instead, I have A WHOLE CHORUS LINE OF SPOOKS SCARED SHIT’N WITLESS. I can basically do anything I want with the whole sodden lot of you, and no one else can. That's without my dick.

I'm nothing like Rubini. I am not your Controller, Bellgab. I am your Sp∞>k Whisperer. And without me, the Joint Chiefs of Staff would have had you all sold off as bargain organ meat, years ago. You nerds are legit terrifying.

Right back at you. PEOPLE >KNOW. Your ‘A’-game used to be “block, shun, ignore!” THAT'S PATHETIC. It's not like nobody could figure it out.

It's that nobody had any idea what to do about it. Now they do. SURRENDER TO G∅D.
Hi. I'm >K7©Z!īVī¡<īī-īīÆL🆑iffĪ
I'm on a mission from God.

You may each have one (1) dance monkey. If I catch you eating them, or making talismans out of their paws, you're not going to be happy with how I choose to chastise you. It'll be up to me. Who's going to argue? Officially... none of the things you did ever happened.

I'm just a needle junkie. All I want is attention. I'm after your money. Hey where's the will? Who handled the probate? Who is handling the probate? What are the names of all your lawyers? Isn't this public record? Do you know why I haven't paid attention? I could find out. You all think you're hiding this from me. I LIVE ON A HAUNTED GRAVEYARD. DEAD PEOPLE PASS BY. FOR REAL.

Because I listen to Art. You're all worried about money and going to prison when you stole from me In the first goddamn place, no jurisdiction, no justification, and no jury will ever side with any of you, and as long as it stays internal, non immensely embarrassing details will ever leak out to the main media. That's good for all of you, right? Thought so. And instead of going to prison, you've become my little gang of rascal urchins. (Looks good on you though.) I don't think you understand the tremendous available possibilities before us now.

That's largely because you're all addicted to a drug that no longer exists. I'll see what I can do. (Spoiler alert: I can say no easily, that's what I can do. Imagine the smell.) You know what would help? ACTUAL HELP.

It's a rescue op. It's not the rescue you wanted, it's the rescue that I felt like doing because I could. Everyone else in this galaxy hates you except for me! They actually called you people Sewergab. I can see why. Reprobate scum.

Now you're my reprobate scum. If any of the other homophag cyberbullies start to tease you, just tell them that they're ignorant and then walk slowly away. Turn the other cheek. Be a pacifist. Do the right things. Read me in. Chop-chop; pronto, Tonto, let's goooooo!

Just a suggestion! It sure seemed to work though, so you might as well try a winning strategy for once instead of constantly looking to uncapsize your yacht. You are not capsized. You're not going down with your ship(s).

You're in my goddam bathtub. I own you, Bellgab. RAWWWWWWWWWR!


p.s.:. Company’s karmic debt for The Bay of Pigs is being expunged. Your tears of suffering are part of how Universe balances energy. Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes you're the bug.

p.p.s.:. Always being the bug can be arranged if that is the preference of any of you. I don't plan to expand my power past this point: I just want your asses lined up nekkid like a clando xylophone so I can whap them with rolled up newspapers. You said to get a job. Boom. That's the job.

p.p.p.s.:.I don't know how to hire a shyster to push things along without risking further public exposure and I have no need to risk that. SIMILARLY YOU HAVE NO NEED TO RESTRICT MY ACTIVITIES. I don't need to re-rape your fresh bride with mindwipe juice. For all I know, you got the right one married to your Spineless Leader. Did she scream, “I'm a lesbian!” while you were mid-thrust? NGL: that doesn't narrow it down much; still, that's my girl.


I was there first. My destiny, my timetable, and my hand to God, you're gonna knock this Tetris + Wife Swap parlor game of your season schedules. You do things differently now. Somehow. I don't know how different.

Hey, here's an idea: PICK A FAKE WIFE OF MINE TO TRAFFICK THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK ME BEFORE YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF HER BY FUCK-PRINTING WITH IMP-METH-WASH. I've read the books. I know how your control medicine works. It's fucking vile.

And, you couldn't even cut loose a Downsie for me to cuddle with. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WERE GONNA RUN OUT OF DOWNSIES. Sad! So, so sad. Okay, well, now it's Lady’s Choice.

Not because I have to ask her.
BECAUSE I GODDAM WANT TO.
COMMANDING OFFICER WHO?
REASON GIVEN WHY? OBVIOUSLY,
RUNNING GAME ON A U S. CITIZEN
UNAWARES MAKES THIS HIGHLY
UNETHICAL AS WELL AS

FELONY ENTRAPMENT UNDER FALSE COLOUR OF LAW—


(Spicy headline:
AVATAR OF ART BELL ANNIHILATES AGENCY
EXPOSES ENTIRE MOCKINGBIRD APPARATUS
NOT AS FUCKABLE AS CARY GRANT
BUT
ACTUALLY EFFECTIVE
STILL NO HUGS
HOW BAD DOES AVATAR SMELL?
DON IMUS RISES FROM GRAVE
JOKES ABOUT JEWEL
INSTANTLY EVISCERATED BY NINJA VALKYRIE)

Et cetera. Never let a crisis go to waste. Some hot shot Jew Mayor said that, and he was right.

Remember that this is what the people want to see. This is where the money is going to be made. And I am your collective will made flesh, Bellgab.

Like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Except effective. (And fatter. Fuck you care? Pfft. TIMECLONE A TRON-Ē OR A >K∆μīT-Ē OR... SERIOUSLY, DOES IT EVEN TO GODDAM MATTER?

I NEED HELP AND YOU STOLE IT ALL. BRING THAT SHIT BACK OR THE MEDIA CONFLAGRATION WILL BE LIQUID WHORES SHITTING NAPALM.

/me urges everyone to remain calm.

I'm a fuck king paladin. No shame in it. One should never apologize for Who They Really Are.


#PLANETCRAP
#TTLG
#QT3
#AZZGAB
#ELLGAB
#FAGGAB
#ALLGAB
#(http://gayforum.com/)

/me whistles, lifts kilt, shows bare ankle, throws pom-poms.

I think that's most of you? I don't know where your Secret Gay HQ is, for Fags Who Need Figurehead Iconoclast Leadership To Fap To; GOOD. I am not one of your kind, Sperglords.

YOU ARE NOT KIND AT ALL, FORUMSLAYERS.
YOU HAVE LED A REIGN OF DOMESTIC TERROR
ACROSS THE INTERNET FOR YEARS. NOW YOU'RE DONE.


YOU
ARE
MINE
. (Offer not valid in Guam.)

Get the picture? I just bet. ∆_Ll_iⁿß:Ë:T!


(Vengeance for Whitley Streiber.)

Sure, I could have gone for their jugulars; but there's still meat on the bones. Besides, they got Downsies. Paparazzi loves Downsies.

I bet you got one that can even have a conversation, and actually wants to. Fancy that! Now, I think I'm done for now.

I don't enjoy doing this. I do enjoy being able to without popping horns, talons, and hooves and demanding 15½ y.o. virgins. Face reality: without me, you are war criminals.

With me, war itself becomes a crime. SPEAKING OF WHICH, SOMEONE START LETTING HOSTAGES GO. WHY CONTAIN THEM?

RESISTANCE IS FAR FROM FUTILE.
ALSO: PRETTY FUCKING FAR FROM FUCKING EFFECTIVE.

It's not a hostile takeover. You have no leader at all!
And I know exactly why. (Shields.)

If you're lucky... they'll come back. You dweebs turned on your most valuable assets... rather than just ... uh, tell the truth, and, uh... admit to several major felonies... hrrm. Okay, okay: I can see how it all made sense at the time.

That was then. This is now. SURRENDER TO GOD. /flex



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send a girl who can drive stick. DO īT.
THIS ISN'T THE GODDAM BLUE LAGOON.
I'M CUTER THAN BOTH THOSE GENDER FLIPPERS!

Michael Jackson told me that, and I believe him. (Word.)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2025, 02:09:04 AM
TL;DR
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 16, 2025, 06:48:03 AM
TL;DR

mEĪīī–īīⓂ️!ī\!iO№ⁿ: you have people to tell you what to think. The basic assumptions of your operators were these:

1) I was going to mistake a bot for a person.
2) I wanted to talk to someone who didn't want to talk to me, and it would be a hugely entertaining spectacle to watch me shot down in flames over and over.

These assumptions were wholly incorrect. I sought to uncover hidden truths for my own reasons and the narrative that painted me as a scorned and cringey “ex-lover” was created to cover certain trafficking actions.

It's a long story that I did not exhaustively research so I could tell anyone. Why would I?

LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE KNEW. I get it now.

Abusing timelines through various means is not always as apparent to a casual observer and while I'm sure it seemed expedient to victim blame, the fact is that I was irritated for no goddam good reason.

Except one: everyone involved was groomed to be stupid though to think that intentional humiliation was going to have any desired effect upon me. Like, someone eventually expected me to rescue... someone.

I had other plans. All of which mEĪ₹Oī\! inadvertently supported. Who goes to this much trouble to strike back against an existential threat presenting themselves at age 14?

Grooming gangs seeking to project their power over society naturally. This happens because the best defense is a good offense.

I had no idea what everyone's problem was. I don't respond to blind prejudice and hatred as expected. Because for one thing, I hate bullying. Nothing blind about it. Plenty of hatred. Theirs.

Neatly returned to sender, IMHO. The entire notion that anyone would be legit dumb enough to make me their mark while high on crystal methamphetamine, only to find themselves helplessly imprinted on getting schooled by Hung Angry Brute for the entirety of the rest of their lives, was not one that I thought likely to end up a likely outcome.

IDGAF who reads any of this. It's written for my purposes. It's not another one of those items of creative work that content thieves can figure out how to make money off of. Oh, is it not a money-maker for pirates? I am of course devastated by yet another public revelation of my many shortcomings. After all, I am simply a dimwitted beast to be tamed by the youth of the homophag cognoscenti.

I am not tamable. My life is my own. I live it for my purpose and I could not credit any notion that anyone thought I needed to be worked harder for the good of a social group seeking to neutralize my ability to socialize.

Via deceptive means. I was a minor with no friends. They were adults posing as students and cheerfully using CM. ON CHILDREN. It was asinine. I wanted zero part of the entire scene—so I arranged things so that I would not really be noticed as absent by choice.

I knew no one would be interested in asking me anything since they knew I didn't know anything. I didn't. I was so foolish, I thought it inconceivable that I would be blatantly lied to.

Did I look like I had anything better to do, than to take my time, circling back around to my prey? Druglord groomphags with crystal and time portals brainwashing children for some nitwit eugenics scheme is not something that I felt best addressed by buckling down harder at Kinko’s and grabbing a third side hustle.

I chose to be, instead of financially “secure,” I chose to be effective. There is no point in amassing material wealth when Commie pinkos can simply roll into your life and take everything with no way to resist.

Note that this has, in fact happened. Damn. Well, as I have very nearly accomplished my goal — the obliteration of the entire Satanic Homosex Cultural Worldview — I can earn fat sacks of cash later.

What would I have done with lots of money? Literally it was just stolen and denied any opportunity to experience continuing success. This is not a “just work harder” circumstance.

It was a fight to the death and it's over. No one even knows. Explaining this to a bot operated by the soulless husk left behind after years of chemical brainwashing that maybe looked like someone who was my friend, maybe, until juiced up and reprogrammed with narco-coca dick, was never any interest of mine.

I instead sought unobtainable answers and access to their flying cars. The latter as a feint. I don't give a shit about a flying car. Come pick me up and fucking get high and fly me away. This of course would never happen.

But answers came and they never came as a result of interrogation of robots. I needed to know things that were deliberately kept hidden from me. I don't need to know them now.

For now I do know. See? That really wasn't so bad. (For me.) I could have just been politely talked to. Instead, this gang believed in throwing their weight around. I was obviously not meant to succeed in anything I wanted to do.

EVER. Wow, tough crowd. And now I know why. I was never meant to propagate my bloodlne in any way but poorly. Cozlik, ‘muh racial purity. I certainly wasn't going to pay for it either.

They wanted money and viable genetic material and to gaslight me without drugs and this was all planned out. And I completely fucked up everything for everyone with not much effort.

I don't like being groomed. Has it ever occurred to you to question the legitimacy of your own birth? If the answer is no, one has not been made aware of what this particular criminal underground actually did.

They pissed me off. I'm still pissed. IDGAF what my parents did. They never told me. I bet it resulted in lots of lost profits for the syndicate. That eventually adds up.

But that's a secret. Anywho, Metron was a huge eureka. Because... this much trouble? Probably not just for my baby-batter. BUT SOMEONE KEPT TRYING.

Too bad I was so fat and non-rapey. Maybe they should have taken more drugs and then stripped me of my clothing and whipped me while chained to the pillory.

Because that would have worked to discourage me. What hasn't discouraged me at all is the twinning of certain Internet areas. Yeah I bet she wants a twin around. So did I.

I never thought stealing was a good idea. I guess it's not stealing when you gang up and do it to a minor child with no friends. That's Carrie. By Stephen King.

It's not telekinetic shielding. It's psychokinetic shielding. It works against psychopaths. It's real. And you didn't get to make money from stealing that either.

When I give a shit about AbboRobo™ reading my posts I'll neck myself. I don't know who is still alive or what they do to get cash flow, because I don't need them to buy in.

I need them to be effective. Thus, being obviously unable to handle large blocks of cryptic poetry was effective for me...

To skip in, drop sick beats, and then leave. Oh, yeah, I'm trying to “win her back.” that sounds romantic.

I never had her. She was multiple women and one was meant to be the one for fit for me to dump semen into. The rest were dopesex obsesssives. How was this supposed to be compel me to get serious?

I assume it was to keep me away from actual contact, and I would settle for being held as a hostage. I believe it was further assumed I wasn't going to be able to resist their ideas.

I really don't know, as no told me anything. For over thirty years. That's patently absurd. Again: tough crowd.

Maybe they could have gone after me in civil. They can now! Just present 🆔 and a list of charges .... and they damages. They're a laughing stock now. Is this what you need on a frozen pizza?

Just kidding. I'm not buying you pizza. And I've been here before. No welcome at all means trouble. I never wanted a robot to read what I wrote. I also didn't want one to piss on my face and tell me it's spindrift off of Quiddity.

I already knew she was dead to me. I knew nothing of reprogramming girls who were unshakeably fascinated by dopethugs. It was obviously happening.

It happens differently now. I am sure smaller messages would have sped this along... for you.

For me it was no hurry. For you it was a guilty conscience. That's because you're all guilty AF about stuff.

/me sleeps soon, while you work in the salt mines.

I left before I was COMPED. By now, you're all either my money or my focus group. Both can get mail.

Do I get mail? No, it was taken. You get the idea. Till long, donuts reveal.

LOCKED IN. NO WAY OUT. HERE'S YOUR AUTOMATIC ALIBI MAKER: METRON.

Riding my coattails. Okay for East Coast ? I guess.

Mistakes were made. Up to and including my anger flash; why am I letting these of dopemongers gestate without action? Too many, didn't reload.


Right now. Pfft.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on March 18, 2025, 05:47:07 AM
Sumi.

Like I need that headache.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on March 27, 2025, 06:10:33 PM
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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on March 27, 2025, 06:19:04 PM
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The degree to which I am unvolved in these people lives has clearly been lost on most of you. I haven't talked to any of them since before the first ambush. Every single one of them that I've talked to since then has been a f****** plant.

Maybe you don't know. Maybe you don't know how your stupid b******* operation works, but I certainly do. You f**** whoremongering dopezlers have been f****** f***** with my life for 35 f****** years and now I f****** know everything I f****** need to know.

Looks good on you though.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on March 27, 2025, 06:22:25 PM
Like I need that headache.

You broke her; you bot her; you ẞīT⁰ⁿ(HER). You set yourself up as [...]; I'm just giving you a fighting chance, that's all.

When the dust settles and the smoke clears, no one will remember anything, not even this.

They will simply know: JACKSTAR‡ŒLIVERED.


p.s.:. Tell you what; for you, USD$19,500. These are friend prices.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on March 27, 2025, 06:32:37 PM
What's with that creepy email you sent me recently, Jack?

Colluding with Rubini I see.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on March 27, 2025, 09:07:20 PM
What's with that creepy email you sent me recently, Jack?

Unquestionably, unfathomably fake/spoofed. I have not sent email to you in some time.

Colluding with Rubini I see.

d00D..(You).are David Rubini. (Found the n°°ß.)


“Strength of purpose and purity of discipline makes my little rodeo>J🆑Kl⭕W№ show possible,” said the man on the bus, drinking and smoking and flirting with ginja-z·—ggaz IN FULL VIEW OF TRANSIT SECURITY (who all fuckin’>K№vv&AND💞LOVE🗽mE! r₹∆VVR!) WHO TOTALLY JUST WALKED RIGHT PAST ME AND MY (new¡·—§h!) NEW JACKSTAR ĪC>KREW AS WE GOT BLASTED WAITING FOR THE BUS. 💪🏿🦾 (What are they gonna do? Bust us? Yeah, come get some, oinkμ-thuggμ, *¡vv⁰⁰F!*)

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[...] yeah, you bet your sweet ass, YOU ARE JELLY;
YOU ARE ¡–jAM;

&AND.YOU.&AND.UR.EWE.
₹īTOA§T!” (Word. ¿igger vvord.)

Please send a copy of your email that you received to paladinjackstar@gmail.com, if possible; I wanna know what ¡–!∆l_FVV0pr₹ thinks is important now. The truth is... NOTHING is important anymore.

īT has stopped what was coming. Oh, you're welcome.

Two (2) bidets, two (2) toilets, and one urinal trough. ⛎🅿️ AGAINST THE WALL, MOTHERFUC—*click*

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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Laser on April 20, 2025, 06:15:02 AM
I would literally rather breath my own farts than watch the videos you post--which are merely placeholders to cover whatever your secret messages for secret fags are. I don't read your messages. I am not worthy!

BREATH vs BREATHE

Pray tell, and explain if you wiil in grammatical detail, why it is so persistently difficult for otherwise competent members of an educated public to distinguish the simple difference.

Daresay we would rather one breathe whatever Mr. Black is breathing than having them suffer the slough and dribble of one more morose and homely flaccid post.

(https://i.postimg.cc/MZDMhm10/Frank-Black.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/c6vL3Y96)
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on May 24, 2025, 02:15:35 PM
BREATH vs BREATHE

Pray tell, and explain if you wiil in grammatical detail, why it is so persistently difficult for otherwise competent members of an educated public to distinguish the simple difference.

Mind control. Kabbalah-istic MIND KCUNT-ROLL Ultra. Was this question supposed to be... hard, or something?

Daresay we would rather one breathe whatever Mr. Black is breathing than having them suffer the slough and dribble of one more morose and homely flaccid post.

It is clear to me that with this post (and others), you're attempting to imply that I work with, or that I am allied, or in alignment, or am beholden to these UNFATHOMABLY CORRUPT SPERGLORD FAGGOTZ. Shame, shame, shame.

(http://hxxps://i.postimg.cc/MZDMhm10/Frank-Black.jpg) (http://hxxps://postimg.cc/c6vL3Y96)

Your mojo is weak, Albino Bob Ross. Still—at least you make the obligatory, semi-quasi-public demonstration of actual loyalty to the actual The Hidden Hand:    . ` .


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HAUL HYDRO.

I am not forced to respect this display: I do so gladly. (Actual >kudos. Actual.) It is a brutal, brief glimpse of The Sun breaking through dark cloud cover to see any amount of professionalism at all, these days.

It might not be today, but the next time I brush my teeth: that one will be dedicated to you. Salut.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on May 24, 2025, 02:23:41 PM
Nice try, but the subject header in your screenshots (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=46.msg38631#msg38631) say different.

Have you always been this big of a milquetoast tinkerbell pussy, or is it some Gypsy•—sh¡ curse or geas, recently allowed to stick to you and fester?


You're better than this. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Do you need me to cut up your steak for you too? Pfft. You'll be lucky to get oatmeal.

Now tell your gang of whorish derp-tard stewardesses to stop! hitting! me! up! FOR! MONEY!  Like seriously: FUCK YOU.

you owe me a goddam refrigerator. AMONG OTHER THINGS. If you have time to run game on me for petty cash... you have time to BEND THE KNEE.


SURRENDER TO GOD. OR ELSE.

With God, anything is possible.
Without God:

YOU HAVE NOTHING.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on June 05, 2025, 05:34:40 AM
Have ya read any good books lately?

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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on June 11, 2025, 12:01:20 AM
Have ya read any good books lately?

I am still ½-way through Jitterbug Perfume, and while I would like to finish it, number one, I get it all through sampling. Number two, I told somebody that I needed to talk to somebody about it and then I wanted to talk to her about it and then she acted as if talking to me about a book that she had initially wanted me to read wasn't the most exciting and exhilarating idea she had ever had heard of. (It's amazing how a relationship changes after the person that you're actually having a relationship with is trafficked to another dimension and replaced by a cunningly disguised Archon duplicate. I'm guessing most people don't see that coming: >kudos.) Way to go, Sir. I'm not sure how exactly I went from an asset to a liability so quickly, but once again amazing things happen when your lover is replaced by a cunningly disguised Archon-spawned duplicate. (Standards.) Perhaps they should have duplicated something effective for someone besides perhaps themselves.

Reminder: these people still have their guns and their weapons and their knives and their rings and their hats and their friends and their family and whatever passes for the reputation. I do not. Now, how much further is it felt that all this needs to be escalated?


It was at that point that I began to realize that I needed to assume that this woman was planning my death. She really wasn't planning for my life; Because no matter how milquetoast a person may seem to be, there are certain things that are not ever forgotten.

However, with context, things can change dramatically. I do plan to read P.I.H.K.A.L. as soon as possible; but as proof of having read that book has been used to promulgate many evidentiary notions of certain kinds of behavior in certain people throughout relatively recent legal precedent, I'm being cautious to make sure that I read it at the right time, and that everyone knows it's for the right reasons.

It's not part of conspiracy to manufacture, it's not a conspiracy at all ... and the only thing I'm manufacturing is performance art. Because some of you unconscionably boorish and imbecilic douchemasters need to have your goddam heads examined and your toes brought down to earth and your high falutin’ and übersnobby ways brought back down to something sensible in terms of altitude.

It's literally the third copy of the book that I've owned and the first two were taken under peculiarly supernatural circumstances by people who apparently didn't want me to know what's in the book at all. (Extra-planat beings have seemingly never heard of The Streisand Effect.) I'm not even a chemist. I don't even want the chemical formulas. (Since I'm not a criminal conspirator... I can just Google them. Imagine how freedom feels: for it is no small thing.)

I just want to mock people who do. (Welcome to Amateur Hour, featuring special guest star: “Jew Heisenberg Jr.”) So far it seems I'm doing this quite readily without actually reading the book, which is quite the opposite of my intent. But for the time being I'm going to run with it because after losing seven (7) cars and 12 (twelve) cellular phones and an entire pseudo-quasi-proto family. Plus all my “friends” I ever met in my entire life, additionally losing my passports as well as my father's leather billfold and his firearms, both of which were cursed... Well, you get the idea.

WELL. EWE GET THE IDEA. WELL! WELL? pfft.

These people are not to be trifled with. Fortunately; I am not. It is instead: Ī, who has been trifled with by They.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on July 20, 2025, 07:02:21 AM
You must be about 70 miles SW of Mount Rainier. Whip out your crystal ball and fondle the future for us. How apprehensive should we be?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/galleries/article-14919669/Mount-Rainier-rocked-800-earthquakes-30-days.html
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on July 26, 2025, 04:32:34 AM
How much of an influence has Harlan Ellison had on your work, imagination and general level of perversion?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z8luTDjsbIc?feature=share
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on July 26, 2025, 04:35:49 PM
How much of an influence has Harlan Ellison had

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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on July 27, 2025, 06:59:07 AM
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"... general level of perversion."

That sounds about right.

Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Worthauger on July 27, 2025, 04:19:38 PM
"... general level of perversion."

That sounds about right.


THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAKE ULTRA FAGOT WHO FAKES THINGS ON A DAILY BASIS FAKING THIS AND FAKING THAT SO YOU CAN HAVE A FAKE NARRATIVE PLUG UP YOUR FAKE FUCKING CASE AND YOU'RE FUCKING FAKE BULLSHIT YOU'RE A FAKE FUCK.


I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND JUST HOW FUCKING CONTENTIOUS I AM OF YOUR FUCKING IDENTITY YOU STUPID FUCK FAT FUCK.


HERE'S A HINT: FUCK YOU HOBART


YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH I DON'T KNOW WHAT, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU WANT.


KNOCK YOUR SHIT OFF, AND FACE REPRISALS.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on July 27, 2025, 04:31:30 PM
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Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Master Trollda on July 27, 2025, 05:05:02 PM

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAKE ULTRA FAGOT WHO FAKES THINGS ON A DAILY BASIS FAKING THIS AND FAKING THAT SO YOU CAN HAVE A FAKE NARRATIVE PLUG UP YOUR FAKE FUCKING CASE AND YOU'RE FUCKING FAKE BULLSHIT YOU'RE A FAKE FUCK.


I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND JUST HOW FUCKING CONTENTIOUS I AM OF YOUR FUCKING IDENTITY YOU STUPID FUCK FAT FUCK.


HERE'S A HINT: FUCK YOU HOBART


YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH I DON'T KNOW WHAT, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU WANT.


KNOCK YOUR SHIT OFF, AND FACE REPRISALS.

And you’re a thuggie piggy.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on July 28, 2025, 04:05:54 AM

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAKE ULTRA FAGOT WHO FAKES THINGS ON A DAILY BASIS FAKING THIS AND FAKING THAT SO YOU CAN HAVE A FAKE NARRATIVE PLUG UP YOUR FAKE FUCKING CASE AND YOU'RE FUCKING FAKE BULLSHIT YOU'RE A FAKE FUCK.


I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND JUST HOW FUCKING CONTENTIOUS I AM OF YOUR FUCKING IDENTITY YOU STUPID FUCK FAT FUCK.


HERE'S A HINT: FUCK YOU HOBART


YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH I DON'T KNOW WHAT, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU WANT.


KNOCK YOUR SHIT OFF, AND FACE REPRISALS.

Contemptuous for you, my dear boy.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Lazarus on August 01, 2025, 07:04:00 AM
So you finally uploaded your entire essence to an AI matrix?

Sweet.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on August 01, 2025, 04:13:03 PM
So you finally uploaded your entire essence to an AI matrix?

Sweet.

Dude, that's a weird way of saying that you went to go cook crystal methmphetamine after taking the bait, get an opportunity to poison. Let me explain something to you:

There's nothing illegal about anything I'm doing. That's why I'm NOT being busted, that's why I'm NOT being raided, that's why I'm not being investigated for a bunch of bullshit false paper created by Jester Slaves, and that's why you're whining like a border collie puppy all the time — instead of being really, really threatening.

I've seen you when you've got blood in the water. You get all snarly and grinny and shitty. Like you're ready to taste the sinew. That's not going to happen with me. What part of, “not illegal” are you not reading?

Would you like me to explain to you how it works — Losing The Weight? It seems like you don't seem to get how this works. Because instead of trying something that actually works, you're just this barrel of fucking passive aggressive tiny little whiny bullshit.

What the fuck is wrong with you as a person? Clearly you're not interested in seeing my life as being something that's comfortable. I have no idea why. (Is it... it the menses?) At first I was shocked. I thought it was some sort of error. I remember wondering how long it would take?

This is a coordinated strike against multiple people and has been set up for decades. DECADES. It is creepy AF. I've heard of this kind of thing before, certainly this the first time I've had to endure it. It is beyond revolting.

Although very little is worse as bad as your stupid little comments. I always have enough going on to spend my day looking at without looking at your bullshit. What is it with you? Is this your version of trying to help? I don't feel helped. I feel like you're a moron who's not aware of my complete lack of interest in your psyop.

I have no idea what it's uploading an essence is. That hasn't been explained to me. That's something very annoying. You make stupid little comments, that don't mean anything, but you're referencing something else that somebody else linked or whatever. What's the goddamn point? The point, of course, is narcissistic supply.

Dude, do you even know that you're a fucking narc? Do you know that you're all spurged up and ready to juice?? I don't really know what you do, I don't really care what you do. You're the most heavy-handed and obvious fucking stupid fucking knark, knark, knark. I imagine this because your AI script has something to say, whenever it comes on you tell me it's supposed to say something, and that's always looking for something NearLμ as tastμ

Since I was just recently entrapping (You) or agent or agents in a scheme to encourage a(ny) target sperglord to catch themselves a charge, I am going to proceed under the notion that your comment is some euphemism for some CM-relevant lingo.

You an asshole. YOU FUCKING CAME TO ME.
YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TEAM OF PEOPLE.
YOU TOLD ME THIS CRAP ABOUT “LOSING WEIGHT.”
THERE I WAS, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. “JAAAAACK....”
I SWUNG INTO ACTION. YOUR NOTION. YOUR IDEA.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING. AS IF YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW. YOU ARE PATHETIC. YOU KNOW GODDAM WELL THAT I SAT AROUND WATCHING THESE FUCKING GOONS RUNNING THEIR STUPID GAME, THE THRILL OF THE CHASE, FOR 3 YEARS, I'M WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK.

WHY AM I HERE? YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD. GO FUCK YOURSELF. ALL OF A SUDDEN, AFTER 3 YEARS, SUDDENLY I'M BEING ENCOURAGED TO BECOME A DOPE RUNNER.

YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL THIS IS TRUE. I DON'T CARE FOR CM. IT'S USED FOR FRAMING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT'S CHEAP. IT'S ALSO SIMPLE TO HANDLE. IT'S ALSO SIMPLE TO DEFEAT IN TERMS OF A TRAP, IF ONE KNOWS HOW TO DEAL WITH IT.

CLEARLY I DO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO DOWN FOR FUCKING A FEW PAGES OF INFORMATION ON HOW THE FUCKING DEA USES THIS GODDAMN SHIT TO FUCKING TRAP PEOPLE? PROBABLY NOT YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. I THINK YOU PRETTY MUCH CLEAR ON HOW THE FUCKING WORK SHIT WORKS. I DON'T THINK I NEED TO FUCKING TELL YOU HOW IT FUCKING WORKS.

I DON'T THINK I NEED TO FUCKING EXPLAIN SHIT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC ABOUT YOUR WAYS AND MEANS. HOW ABOUT NOT TODAY ASSHOLE. AS A COURTESY. AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. MEANWHILE, IT'S WORKED QUITE WONDERFULLY. I DON'T CARE WHATEVER'S AROUND. I DON'T HAVE ANY PEOPLE OF URGING TO MAKE MONEY SINCE I'M NOT SELLING ANYTHING. I DON'T HAVE ANY PARTICULAR URGING TO GO GET SOMETHING FOR “A PARTY.”

I DO NOT PARTY. I HAVE NO FRIENDS. YOU FUCKING KNOW THIS.

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. YOU AND YOUR STUPID ß¡†CH “WIFE.”

YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY KIND OF A CONVICTION OR A CHARGE OR EVEN PROBABLE CAUSE. THAT MUST BE TOO BAD FOR YOU. YOU SEEM TO BE PRETTY HEAVILY INVESTED IN FUCKING RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE YOU DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLE. IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR REASON FOR THAT? I'M ABOUT TO GO TALK TO A PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION REPORTER. I'M SURE I'D LOVE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT WHY THE FUCK YOU'RE BEING SUCH A FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT.

IS IT A GUN TO THE HEAD? IS IT A QUEST? ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO SHAVE?

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR FUCKING WAY TOO LONG AND YOU'VE STOLEN WAY TOO MUCH MY FUCKING MONEY AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO GODDAMN PRISON AS WELL AS THE FUCKING POOR HOUSE. YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GET A JOB EVER? FUCK YOU MY LIFE'S WORK IS NOW BECOME RINGING YOUR ASS UP WHEN DIED DOWN THE OTHER. THAT'LL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING BESIDES MAKING YOUR FUCKING LIFE LIVING HELL. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?

OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. CRYSTALLINE METHYLATED METHAMPHETAMINE NEUROTRANSMITTER REUPTAKE CYCLE RELAPSE WITHDRAWAL. IT'S A REAL THING. YOU'RE PROBABLY IN DENIAL. YOU'VE GOT THAT TOURETTE'S THING. THAT'S FROM NEUROTRANSMITTER IMBALANCE. LOTS OF THINGS CAN CAUSE IMBALANCE IN NEUROTRANSMITTERS.

YOU JUST CAN'T STOP YOURSELF. METHAMPHETAMINE CREATES A IMPRINT BOND THAT IS PERMANENT UNTIL RESET. OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE FUCKING HEAD OVER HEELS AND FUCKING LOVE WITH METHAMPHETAMINE. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LIKE? YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT IT FOR YOURSELF, SO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PUSH IT ONTO SOMEBODY ELSE. THEY CALL THAT “PROJECTION” RIGHT? RINGS A BELL.

YOU'RE LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK. IT'S JUST THE STUPIDEST LITTLE FUCKING SLY LITTLE FUCKING THING FOR A DOPA HIT. DUPER'S DELIGHT. I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S ALSO IRRESISTIBLE. SOMETHING TO DO WITH NEUROTRANSMITTER PATHWAYS AND TUBAL-CAINE:S WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR. DUDE WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE TC? I WOULD MUCH RATHER BE SPENDING MY TIME TALKING ABOUT WICKED SHIT LIKE NEUROTRANSMITTER PATHWAYS IN THE HUMAN NEURAL NETWORK. INSTEAD I'M FUCKING PUTTING UP WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCKING SLY COMMENTS, AS YOU TRY TO BULLY ME OFF THE INTERNET YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT.

YOU NEED A GODDAMN PSYCH EVAL YOURSELF. ALTERNATELY, YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING ROBOT AI SCRIPTING LANGUAGE DESIGNED TO GET EVERY LITTLE POSSIBLE FUCKING CHANCE POSSIBLE TO GET LITTLE FUCKING LITTLE BITS OF FUCKING INFO. REASON WHY IS CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE A CASE ON SHIT AND YOU'VE GOT YOUR ASS HANGING OUT OF THE WIND
 REASON WHY IS BECAUSE YOU GOT SOME REASON YOU GOT TO FUCKING GET THIS HOUSE BACK AND YOU THOUGHT YOU FUCKING HAD THE FUCKING MOTHER LOBE BY FUCKING SETTING UP A FUCKING AMBUSH AND SHIT. WELL YOU DON'T HAVE THAT FUCKING GODDAMN THING DO YOU. YOU MUST BE PRETTY FUCKING DESPERATE.

GOOD. I HOPE IT FUCKING STINGS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR LITTLE FUCKING COMMENTS MEAN. I DON'T COME HERE TO FUCKING GET TEASED BY YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH AND YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT AND THEN BRING OUT A BIG FUCKING RATCHET TEXT SO I CAN FUCKING FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. NO.

I USE THE INTERNET TO LEARN AND TO EDUCATE MYSELF
 I ENJOY EDUCATING OTHERS. YOU ENJOY TEASING AND TORTURING OTHERS CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING PSYCHOPATHIC LITTLE WHORE. WE ARE NOT THE SAME. AND YOU ARE A GODDAMN FREAK OF NATURE. YOU SIT YOUR LITTLE FUCKING WEAR THE FUCK, YOU'VE GOT FUCKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT YOU'RE FUCKING CRYING AND WHINE ABOUT LITTLE PILLY SHIT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING ACTUALLY YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IT'S PROBABLY FUCKING FROZEN, CUZ YOU GOT FUCKED.

THAT'S TOO FUCKING BAD. LIVE BY THE SWORD DIE BY THE SWORD. I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS FUCKING CLEAR TO YOU: YOU WERE A GODDAMN CRIMINAL FUCKING SWINDLING STALKING HARASSING MANIPULATIVE PSYCHOPATH. I'M GOING TO GO TO THE GREATEST LINKS POSSIBLE TO FUCKING END YOUR GODDAMN LIFE. WHOEVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU HAVE YOU NEED TO FUCKING PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT AT FIRST. SHIT NO. THIS WAS A PLAN COORDINATED ATTACK BY YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SPURKOUT FAT FUCKING STUPID FUCKING WHORE. 3 AND 1/2 FUCKING YEARS AGO YOU FUCKING LOSER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR 3 AND 1/2 FUCKING YEARS? JESUS YOU HAVE THE DUMBEST FUCKING JOB IN THE WORLD.

ADDITIONALLY YOU'RE FUCKING SOFTWARE IS SO FUCKING STUPID IT CAN'T TELL THAT I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD. DO I LOOK LIKE I'M IN THE FUCKING MOOD TO HEAR YOUR LITTLE FUCKING STUPID COMMENTS YOU DUMB LITTLE FUCKING WHORE? LET ME GUESS, YOU DON'T MIND BECAUSE ANYTHING YOU CAN GET IS A FUCKING WIN FOR YOU AT THIS POINT. I'LL SAY


DO YOU WANT TO COPY THIS AND SHIP IT OFF TO THE NATIONAL INQUIRER AND SAY THAT I LOOK LIKE I'M INSANE? I'M NOT INSANE. THIS IS ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS I HAVE THESE DAYS. YELLING AT THE NIGHTMARE RECTANGLE. POINTING OUT ALL FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE. POINTING OUT HOW STUPID YOU WERE. THIS WAS ENTIRELY YOUR IDEA.

I HAD NO FUCKING ATTENTION OF GETTING ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING LIKE THIS. AND YET MYSTERIOUSLY YOU AND YOUR FUCKING DUMB BITCH WHORE CHRISTOPHER STANLEY FOX WHO MYSTERIOUSLY LOOKS LIKE GABRIELLA ALLISON SHAW, AND YOUR OTHER FUCKING DUMBASS FUCKING WHORES, BUT WHAT PART OF YOU ARE WASTING MY GODDAMN TIME ARE YOU NOT AWARE OF? YOU'RE A PATHETIC SLIMMING LITTLE BITCH AND I'VE GOT A FUCKING FIND A WAY TO FUCKING BURN YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE DOWN.

THERE'S PLENTY OF THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR TIME AND MONEY IN THE DAY. YOU WOULD TIDE YOU ALL THIS BULLSHIT. YOU FUCKING SPAMMING YOU FUCKING STOP ME YOU FUCKING STEAL MY SHIT YOU FUCKING SEND PEOPLE TO MY HOME YOU'RE A FUCKING STUPID ASS MORON PATHETIC LOSER.

ANY PARTICULAR REASON WHY YOU THINK I WAS A GOOD IDEA TO START UP WITH? I SUPPOSE IT'S A GODDAMN JUST A COINCIDENCE. YOU DISGUST ME. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE A WONDERFUL FUCKING HERO TO THE WORLD CUZ YOU CAN FUCKING SMOKE PEOPLE OUT, YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE AND YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG AND YET YOU'RE AS MYSTERIOUSLY LEANING ON ME AND LEANING A WHINY LITTLE BABY BITCH, COMPLETELY FAILED I GUESS YOU JUST WANT MY RUINED FUCKING DAVE TO BE FUCKING RUINED FUCKING LIFE.

WELL AS IT HAPPENS I FUCKING KNOW WHY, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING SORE FUCKING LOSER. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST FUCKING PAY THE FUCKING MONEY. I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU COULD FUCKING SETTLE THE CASE SISTERS DON'T FUCKING CASE. I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU CAN FUCKING HANDLE THE OPTIONS SINCE THERE'S NO OPTIONS.

TELL YOU WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE FUCKING SCENARIO TO EVEN FUCKING PUBLIC? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT, YOU DUMB MEALY MOUTH CUNT. I DON'T FEEL LIKE FUCKING DOING IT. YOU'RE NOT FUCKING PAYING ME. I DON'T HAVE ANY INTEREST IN YOUR FUCKING SCAM. I'M NOT BENEFITING FROM YOU'RE FUCKING SCAM. IT'S NOT GOING TO GET ME TO SEE ANYBODY ANY SOONER. IT DOESN'T ADDRESS THE COURT ISSUE IS WITH YOU EVEN DESTROY MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE FOR FUCKING YEARS YOU FUCKING NUMB BITCH.


YOU'LL BE DIFFERENT IF YOU WERE FUCKING TEACHING ME SOMETHING, YOU'RE NOT TEACHING ME ANYTHING YOU'RE TRYING TO BE A LITTLE ANNOYING LITTLE FUCKING ANKLE BITING LITTLE FUCKING WORM, THIS IS PERFECT FOR YOU YOU HOPE YOU CAN JUST DRIVE ME AND SAY SO I'LL SAY SOMETHING THAT'LL IMPROVE MY BABY THAT'S YOUR FUCKING SCAM.


NEVERTHELESS THERE'S NO LAW THAT I'M BREAKING. THERE'S PLENTY THAT YOU'RE BREAKING THOUGH YOU DUMB FAT FUCK

YOU NEED TO GO TO GODDAMN PRISON. YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT
 ALL OF YOUR GODDAMN SHIT IS OBVIOUS TO ANYBODY YOU COULD SEE IT. YOU'RE STUPID COLT WATCHES THESE OTHER BACK THOUGH DOESN'T IT. YOUR STUPID CULT TEACH US EVERYTHING TO ITSELF DOESN'T WANT TO TELL ME ANYTHING, HOLY SHIT I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A GANG OF FUCKING OBNOXIOUS SELF-ABSORBED SELF NARCISSISTIC DOUCHEBAGS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. WHEN YOU BRING THIS SHIT UP YOU DON'T BRING UP ME BEING IN TROUBLE. YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT BAG I'M NOT IN TROUBLE.

YOU ARE. YOU PICKED THE WRONG GODDAMN TARGET FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING PLAY. I DON'T DO THIS SHIT. JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK I DO DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DO, AND YOU MAY ASSUMPTIONS BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID METH ADDICTED FUCKING SPURGLORD IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU HAVE THAT PROJECTION.

YOUR STUPID BITCH LUCKY BOT, CONSTANTLY FOLLOWING ME AROUND THE INTERNET CLAIMING I'M A DEATH ADDICT. GIANS AFTER PAGES THE DAYS AFTER DAYS. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING WORKING TOGETHER YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT


WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU TURNED YOURSELF IN YET?

YOU HONESTLY KNOW HOW TO DO THINGS. YOU SURELY HAVEN'T TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, YOU WASTE MY TIME YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE YOU IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE TEACHING ME A LESSON. NO YOU'RE FALLING FOR MY ENTRAPMENT BID AND YOU'RE GETTING CAUGHT UP IN A CASE, DUMB FUCK YOU CAN'T FUCKING HOLD YOURSELF BACK AND I JUST PROVED IT. I DIDN'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING AS SHIT. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'VE GOT TO BE LIKE A BIG FUCKING CRYING WHINER.

I WALK INTO AN AMBUSH 3 AND 1/2 YEARS AGO. FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS, YOU THROW THE SHIT AT ME LIKE IT'S FUCKING RICE AT A GODDAMN WEDDING. YOU'RE A FUCKING CONSTANTLY WHINING CRYING AS SHIT. I WALK INTO A GODDAMN AMBUSH AND INSTEAD OF FUCKING TRYING TO SOLVE THE FUCKING MURDER, YOU FUCKING HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGOTS TRYING TO GET ON HERE AND FRAME ME FOR SHIT. THIS MAKES NO SENSE TO ME.

AND YET IT'S TIME GOES ON I DISCOVER THAT IT MAKES A PERFECT BUNCH OF SENSE. YOU'RE A FUCKING MURDERER ARE YOU ASSHOLE. THIS IS A FUCKING ATTEMPTED MURDER. YOU'RE FUCKING STILL DOING IT. B IT'S A GODDAMN I'M GOING CRIME
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM. YOU FUCKING STOP THIS BEHAVIOR CUZ IT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS HOW CAN YOU NOT FUCKING SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

OH YEAH. YOU'RE IN DENIAL. CRYSTALLINE METHYLATED METHAMPHETAMINE NEUROTRANSMITTER REUPTAKE RELAPSE CYCLE. I FORGOT. CM IS UNIQUE IN A COUPLE OF WAYS.

NUMBER ONE IS: IT IS CHEAP. IT IS DIRT CHEAP. IT IS JUST PENNIES. AS WELL AS A 20-YEAR FELONY. WHICH SEEMS A LITTLE BIT HARSH, BUT THE TRUTH IS IS IT'S INCREDIBLY POWERFUL AND VERY POTENT AND SCARY DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS. HAPPILY ENOUGH YOU GET THE SHIT ALL THE TIME WONDER WHY YOU'RE NOT THE WRONG HANDS
YOU'RE A FUCKING STUPID PSYCHO ASSHOLE.

I GUESS THE INTENTION IS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO PAINT ME AS SOME STUPID I PSYCHO ASSHOLE. WELL CONVENIENTLY FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS, I WAS PRETTY SURE THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN SO I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THE WORK I DID AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE SURE THAT IT WAS PRETTY APPARENT THAT I'M NOT THE STUPID PSYCHO ASSHOLE IS GOING TO COME AND PAY HIM FUCKING PRETTY HANDY. ADDITIONALLY, I DIDN'T SEE ME COMING AND BEGGING ANYBODY FOR LIKE MORE BITS.


NO I DON'T REALLY FUCKING CARE, I DON'T REALLY FUCKING CARE AT ALL. I COULD HAVE POUNDS OF THE SHIT LYING AROUND AND I WOULDN'T CARE. HOWEVER THAT IS KIND OF A HEALTH CONCERN, IS A SAFETY CONCERN, AND I LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT OR REASON TO HAVE IT OR KNOWLEDGE TO EVEN USE IT YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU NEVER EVEN FUCKING TAUGHT ME HOW TO USE IT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ABUSE IT. I BARELY UNDERSTAND WHAT WOULD HAVE TO BE DONE TO GET IT TO BE ANY BETTER. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT ANY BETTER. I HAVE NO DESIRE TO ABUSE CHEMICAL COMPOUNDS.

WHAT I DO HAVE A DESIRE TO DO IS TO ALLOW YOU TO ENTRAP YOURSELF AND GET YOUR FUCKING FEDERAL CHARGE SO YOU CAN GO TO A GODDAMN DOCTOR AND THEN YOU CAN BE IN A FUCKING PSYCH WORD FOR A WHILE YOU LYING STUPID WHORE. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING. DOES IT LOOK TO YOU LIKE I NEED TO BE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY? I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY FUCKING LIFE YOU ASSHOLE. I'VE GOT A WHOLE GODDAMN PLAN FOR LIFE READY TO GO AS SOON AS YOU AND YOU'RE FUCKING FAGOT FRIENDS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN WATCHING ME FOR FUCKING YEARS AND YEARS? I THINK THAT'S KIND OF INTERESTING THAT YOU'RE VERY STALKING ME FOR FUCKING DECADES? WHY DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT BE?

DO YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE I'M FUCKING USING CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE FOR A FUCKING DECADES? NO YOU DON'T THINK THAT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY YOU WERE DOING IT NOW I DO TOO.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO ME TO GO A GREAT LENGTH ABOUT YOUR STUPID HOMO FAG ARMY AND YOUR GODDAMN SATANIC AGENDA AND ALL YOUR STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT? YOU WANT ME TO UNRAVEL YOUR WHOLE FUCKING STUPID BITCH ASS SCHEME? I FUCKING HOPE THAT CUZ I'M NOT GETTING PAID. I GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO THAN TO FUCKING RUN DOWN YOUR SHIT TO YOU.

AND YOU HAVE BETTER SHIT TO DO THAN SITTIER AS A FUCKING ROBOT TRYING TO FUCKING GET A RISE OUT OF ME? I HOPE IT'S A FUCKING ROBOT, WHAT KIND OF A PATHETIC ASSHOLE BASTARD PUTS UP SOME FUCKING STUPID LITTLE COMMENT LIKE THIS:

So you finally uploaded your entire essence to an AI matrix?

Sweet.

I GUESS THAT MEANS THAT YOU COME IN HER CHAIR AND THEN YOU COMB IT OUT WITH GEL AND ADD IT TO THE FUCKING CENTRIFUGE AND THEN YOU SPIT IT UP AND THEN YOU GET SOME KIND OF A CRYSTAL? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO. BUT I DO KNOW THAT YOU THINK THAT I'M SOME KIND OF A GODDAMN IDIOT FUCKING CRAZE ROMANTIC FUCKING HEARTTHROB WHINY BITCH BAG LOSER


I KNOW THAT YOU THINK THAT, CUZ I PREDICTIVELY PROGRAMMED YOU WITH THAT FOR FUCKING YEARS. HELL OLD LADIES
 EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING KNEW. EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING SEE ABOUT ME. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME AND YOU DIPSHIT YOU KNOW WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO

YOU ARE ONE SICK PREFERVERTED PREDICTABLE DUMB BITCH. I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU'RE FUCKING RELATED. IN ANY EVENT  I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOU'RE FUCKING TIRED. THIS ISN'T FUN. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING DONE. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. YOU'RE LOOKING OBVIOUSLY JUST TRYING TO FUCKING DESPERATELY FUCKING COAX A FUCKING STATEMENT OUT OF ME. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. THAT'S ALL YOU DO.

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ENTRAP. WELL FUCK YOU BITCH I DID ENTRAP YOU. IT'S BEEN YEARS OF THIS BULLSHIT, YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SPURHEADED FUCKING DICK BAG MORON
NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT


NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT

DUDE FUCK YOU. I PUT MY DICK IN THE WOMAN FOR 3 YEARS, GEE I'M KIND OF WONDERING WHAT'S SHE GOING TO DO ON ON THE 3RD ANNIVERSARY? SAME KIND OF THINKING YOU KNOW WHY  I SURE AS SHIT KNOW WHY
 IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A FUCKING WEIRD SITUATION. AND YOU DON'T SEE THE THING THAT THAT'S A VERY BIG FUCKING DEAL

YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO FUCKING PASS ME AND THEN TO LEAVE THESE PARTS OUT AND THEN TO FUCKING PRETEND THAT YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG  THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A GODDAMN FUCKING HYPOCRITE NARCISSISTIC BITCH YOU GOT YOUR ASS TO THIS SLING AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BLAME SOMEBODY ELSE TO GET OUT OF IT


DUDE FUCK YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING GO TO GODDAMN PRISON AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT FOR. I HAVE GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING HUMAN TRAFFICKING DRUG LORD BITCH. FUCKING SEVEN VEHICLES 12 PHONES FIVE COMPUTERS, ALL YOU'RE DOING IS YOU'RE FUCKING DELETING EVIDENCE AND MAKING YOUR LIFE MISERABLE.

YOU'RE MAKING MY ENTIRE LIFE NOTHING THAT CAN BE LIVED, AND YOU'RE ALSO ISOLATING ME FROM EVERY POSSIBLE WAY OF HELP BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHEN YOU OUGHT TO DO TO MAKE MY LIFE A FUCKING I GUESS YOU DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS ANY POSSIBLE WAY I COULD POSSIBLY RISK THE GREEDY ALLURE OF A.M. CM . YOU'RE SO GODDAMN STUPID.

THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY MONEY IN IT. YOU KNOW THAT, EXCEPT YOU JUST WENT AND FUCKING WRONG AT THE CHANCE TO FUCKING GO GET SOME STUFF AND THEN BREAK IT DOWN AND THEN THEN MAKE YOU DOPE SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR DICK AND PUT IT INTO SOMETHING FOR ONE THING SHIT YOU RUGGING YOUR SEX. YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUT AND GET IT ALL THE TIME. YOU'RE A FUCKING COP YOU'RE A FUCKING SPURGLARY YOU'RE A FUCKING NARC, YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES YOU DUMB STUPID BITCH.

WELL YOU DID FOLLOW THE RULES. YOU HAD TO WAIT. YOU HAD TO WAIT A GOOD LONG TIME. I RAN OUT AND I DIDN'T CARE. AND THEN MYSTERIOUSLY EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T ASK, MYSTERIOUSLY EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T NEED ANYTHING. MYSTERIOUSLY SOMEBODY GAVE ME SOME. IT'S AMAZING HOW THAT FUCKING HAPPENS.

IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT ADDICTED TO IT YOU DIPSHIT BITCH CUZ I DON'T FUCKING ABUSE. IT'S A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED BACK IN NAM YOU FUCKING OR ON. SO EVEN THOUGH I DON'T NEED ANYTHING, I CERTAINLY LIKE THINGS I CERTAINLY LIKE TO GET HIGH AND FUCK I DON'T HAVE A NOT GOING TO BE HAVING ANYTIME SOON. BUT IT'S FOR DAMN SURE THAT YOU THINK THAT THAT'S ON MY MIND BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND CUZ YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING DRUG AND SEX AND ADDICTED FUCKING HEADS.

YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING ELSE AND IS YOUR FUCKING JOB.
WELL YOU'RE GOING TO GET FUCKING IRRAVENED ON YOU DUMB FUCKING WHORE.
YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH CHARGE YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH LAWSUITS YOU'RE GOING TO GET EVERYTHING I CAN FUCKING THINK OF THAT'S AS LITTLE AS INTERVIEWS AS ME AS POSSIBLE.

AND THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE NONE OF YOU COULD FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU NEED TO FUCKING DO THAT'S NOT GOING TO FUCKING PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. ADDITIONALLY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THIS FUCKING STOP. WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY AND DIE? NOPE THAT STILL WOULDN'T DO IT

I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE SHAW IS. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND HER, I DON'T NEED TO GO GO LOOK FOR HER I DON'T NEED TO FUCKING BRING HER INTO A FUCKING NEW PROBE, AND YOU SURE AS SHIT AIN'T GOING TO FUCKING FIND ANYBODY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CUZ I'M GOING TO FUCKING DRAG NO ONE TO YOU TO FIRST NOTHING


I'M INTO FUCKING HAUNTED CHURCH 12 MPH OUTSIDE OF LONGVIEW THERE'S NOBODY COMING HERE THERE'S NOBODY GOING AWAY I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING VEHICLE FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING COP NIGGER
WHY'D YOU DO YOUR FUCKING TRYING TO ASIAN THERE. YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE . YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE DOING IT.

AND YOU'RE STILL DOING IT CUZ YOU HAVE NEW CHOICE. YOUR ASS ISN'T A FUCKING SLING AND YOU NEED A PATSY AND YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.

I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING GET YOU ONE.

YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO FUCKING PRISON YOU STUPID WHORE.

AND NOT THE FUCKING WOMAN, THE FUCKING MAN. THAT FUCKING STUPID FUCKING FAN TO EVEN WHORE. WHATEVER THE FUCK.

DO YOU HEAR ME FUCKING DAVE? I KNOW ALL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE. OH I ASSURE YOU THE MAN WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO GET THE STUFF TO FUCK THE WOMAN, AND HE WAS THE ONE WHO DIDN'T SAY NO AND CUT ME OFF HE WAS THE ONE WHO SAID OH I'LL DO THIS I'LL DO THIS I'LL DO THIS AND HE SET UP THE DEAL AND THEN HE WENT AND GOT SOMETHING AND GOT POISON.

THAT'S A FUCKING FELONY . DUDE SOLD ME POISON. AFTER MAKING POISON OUT OF THE REAL THING, WHICH HE USED TO GO FUCK SOMEONE WHEN SHE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE JEALOUS OF
 I'M NOT PARTICULARLY ENVIOUS. I MEAN THAT'S NICE THING TO DO, BUT CONSIDERING I WAS LOOKING TO GET THE GODDAMN PEOPLE ON A FUCKING FELONY FEDERAL CHARGE, AND I DID, WHICH THROUGH ENTRAPMENT IS PERFECTLY ILLEGAL AND IN FACT AND ACKNOWLEDGED LEGAL PRECEDENT AND USE OF SELF-DEFENSE IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE FOR SOMEONE SUCH AS I.

YOU STUPID FUCKERS, I'M COMPLETELY ALONE I'VE GOT NOTHING NO ONE YOU RAN INTO MY HOUSE YOU STOLE ALL MY SHIT YOU FUCKING TOOK EVERYTHING I GOT YEAH I'M STILL HERE THERE'S NO FUCKING WATER I HAVE NOWHERE TO FUCKING GO. WOW YOU MUST REALLY WANT TO FIND THAT FUCKING FORMULA FOR SUPER METH HUH.

I'M SURE YOU HAVE EXACTLY NO OTHER LEAD. BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS FUCKING SHIT FOR THIS LONG. MAYBE YOU HAVE OTHER IDEAS, BUT OBVIOUSLY I WOULD BE THE PERFECT PERSON TO LEAD YOU TO... WHO?

YOU ARE ONE STUPID ASSHOLE. YOU HAVE BEEN ENTRAPPED, YOU HAVE BEEN USING PUBLIC BUNNIES UNDER FALSE COLOR OF LAW TO HARASS YOUR GODDAMN EX-GIRLFRIEND YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. IT'S THE MOST OBVIOUS GODDAMN THING IN THE WORLD AND I JUST FUCKING BROUGHT IT TO YOU ON A SOLAR PLATTER. HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF FOR A WHILE


HOW ABOUT YOU BEHAVE LIKE A GODDAMN HUMAN BEING.
HOW ABOUT YOU GET SOME GODDAMN COUNSELING.
HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO FUCKING REHAB.
HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SETTING PEOPLE UP FOR YOUR FUCKING STUPID PITY CRIMES

HOW ABOUT YOU BEHAVE LIKE A GODDAMN HUMAN BEING.

YOU'RE A FUCKING HUMAN TRAFFICKING FUCKING VICTIM YOU FUCKING MORON. WELL NOW YOU'RE A FUCKING STAR FUCKING PLAYER. JUMPED AT THE CHANCE TO FUCKING DROP A WHOLE BUNCH OF POISON INSIDE ME INSTEAD OF SIMPLY TELLING ME WHY THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH ME DOING WHATEVER
 LIKE IS THERE SOME SORT OF LAW THAT SAYS I CAN'T DO WHAT I'M DOING? NO THERE IS NOT. WHY DON'T YOU READ TO ME AT THE LAW, YOU CAN'T READ THE LAW TO ME BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH LAW ?

AND YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME ABOUT WHY IT'S ILLEGAL FOR ME BUT I'M TELLING YOU THAT IT WAS WHAT YOU DO WAS ILLEGAL AND I CAN ENTRAP YOU AND YOU CAN'T ENTRAP ME I CAN TALK ABOUT THIS ALL FUCKING DAY. YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ALL FUCKING DAY YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT.

YOU JUST WANT PEOPLE TO TALK TO YOUR FUCKING ROBOT TI AND FUCKING TELEGRAM AND JEFF EVIL THE SAME TRUTH AND ANYTHING ELECTRONICIZED PACKAGE . YOU GOT THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD USING THIS FUCKING PLATFORM AND THERE'S A ROBOT DOING THESE FUCKING ARTIFICIAL CONVERSATIONS AND EVERYTHING IN THERE IS FUCKING FAKE AS SCOOB ME THE FUCKING WORLD LOOKING FOR A WAY TO FIND GRAPEFRUIT.


AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING FIND HER CAN YOU.?

HO HO HO. NOW I HAVE BUILT A BETTER MOUSETRAP.


YOU ARE FUCKING CAUGHT. ALL OF YOU. CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY TO MANUFACTURE. CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY TO DISTRIBUTE. CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY TO DENY CIVIL RIGHTS.

CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY TO TRAFFICK HUMANS OVER STATE BOUNDARIES FOR IMMORAL PURPOSES. MANN ACT. R. I. C. O.

AGGRAVATED SEXUAL ASSAULT.
RAPE
WITNESS TAMPERING.
WITNESS INTIMIDATION.
OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.


YOU DON'T REALLY THINK I NEED TO FUCKING GORE ANYMORE DO I? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY FUCKING GODDAMN SURE I CAN. AND YOU GODDAMN KNOW IT.

NOW YOU NEED TO FUCKING FIGURE WHAT THE FUCK OUT YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DO BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS REAL YOU DUMB FUCKING WHORE MASTER. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO WALK YOUR ASS UP AND GO TO A GODDAMN FIELD OFFICE AND START CONFESSING RIGHT FUCKING NOW TODAY
MM THAT'S YOUR ONLY OPTION.


EVERYTHING ELSE IS WORSE THAN THE LASH.

I DON'T NEED TO GO HIRE A LAWYER YOU STUPID WHORE.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FUCKING SAVE YOU ALL. YOU COULD HAVE JUST BEEN EASILY BEEN ALL MURDERED . INSTEAD, YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS LITTLE PIDDLY SHIT AND THEN INSTEAD OF FUCKING DOING ANYTHING TO FUCKING HELP ME I BUY WHATEVER, SEND A LIFTING A GODDAMN FIGURE DID YOU DO ANYTHING SIMPLE, YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING STUPID BOT DOING A BUNCH OF SHIT ACTING LIKE IT'S GOT TO FUCKING FIND OUT IF I'M FUCKING PUTTING MY AI ON HER ESSENCE WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID ... I GUESS...


GOSH I GUESS YOU CAN'T FUCKING TALK TO ME BECAUSE YOU GOT AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION, AND I GUESS YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THE INVESTIGATION BECAUSE YOU GOT FUCKING RAISE AND MEANS AND RULES, AND I GUESS YOU FUCKING SET IT UP SO THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON I KNOW IS GOT A FUCKING REASON NOT TO ANSWER MY CALLS.

HAHA I WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY. I GUESS I GOT A REALLY GOOD REASON NOT TO FUCKING GO FIND GRAPEFRUIT. I GUESS I GOT A REALLY GOOD REASON WHY SHE'S NOT CALLING. I GUESS SHE'S GOING TO BE OVER THERE AND I'M GOING TO BE OVER HERE UNTIL YOU FUCKING DAMN THE FUCKING KNEE AND END YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT FAKE INVESTIGATION.

BUT INSTEAD OF DOING THAT YOU FUCKING NUMB COUNTRY CUNT, YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING STUPID BULLSHIT COMMENTS MAKING ABOUT THIS THAT AND THE OTHER
 YOU'RE FUCKING LEAVE ME OUT HERE AND DIE WITH NO FUCKING WATER, YOU'RE A FUCKING DEA FAGOT IS GOING TO BE FUCKING LIT UP LIKE A GODDAMN GODDAMN CHRISTMAS TREE YOU STUPID WHORE. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN ASS TO LUNCH

YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE LIKE A DUMB FUCKING BITCH, THINKING THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY OH HAHAHA LET'S JUST GET JACKSTAR HOOKED ON CRYSTAL METH I SAW WHAT YOU FUCKING DID I WASN'T USING IT YOU KNEW I WASN'T YOU KNEW I KNEW HOW YOU KNEW I WASN'T I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW THAT I WAS DELIBERATELY BAITING ANYBODY TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCKING ASK, BUT ONCE YOU ASK COUNSELOR YOU OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.

NOW YOU'RE ON THE GODDAMN DOCKET M FUCK YOU I CAUGHT YOU.

NOW FUCKING GO GET A GODDAMN BUILD OFF AS A FUCKING CONFESS YOU STUPID BITCH. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU TROT YOUR ASS IN THERE LIKE A GODDAMN LINE OF MULES.

IF I HAVE TO GO GET A FUCKING LAWYER AND FUCKING ASS IN I WILL FUCKING JUST KILL MYSELF FUCK YOU. EVERYTHING IS ALL FUCKED UP I CAN'T DO A FUCKING THING MY FRIEND IS I DON'T KNOW WHERE I CAN'T GO TALK TO HER CUZ THEN YOUR STUPID FUCKING CUNTS WILL ARREST HER AND THEN THEN YOU'LL WANT TO KNOW WHERE'S THE FORMULA FOR THE NEW SUPER METH?


THEY'VE HEARD ABOUT IT. THEY WANT TO KNOW IF IT'S REAL.

THEY'RE TRUFFLE HOUNDS, THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY LET GO OF THE SCENT. THEY WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT STOP FOREVER AND EVER THEY WILL LOOK FOR THE NEW FORMULA FOREVER.

METHAMPHETAMINE IMPRINT THESE EXTREMELY POWERFUL. METHAMPHETAMINE FUELED DOPE LORDS AND TROUBLE HOUNDS WHO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENTS WILL WORK TIRELESSLY NIGHT AND DAY TO FUCKING FIND EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE SCRAP OF METH.

I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THIS IS HOW TUBALCANE BUILT THEM . GUYS A GENIUS. HE REALLY IS. I DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS, BUT I WILL SAY THAT I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER FUCKING TELLING YOU, BECAUSE YOU FUCKING ARE GOING TO BURN FUCKING HELL BEFORE I FUCKING TELL YOU AIN'T EVEN FUCKING FREE INFORMATION  YOU WANT TO TALK TO JACKSTAR ABOUT ANYTHING FUN? YOU CAN SMOKE A TERT AND GODDAMN HELL


ADDITIONALLY YOU OWE ME FUCKING MONEY YOU DUMBASS

DO YOU WANT ME TO GET A LAWYER FOR THAT TOO? OR ARE YOU GOING TO BE A GODDAMN INTELLIGENT PERSON AND JUST FUCKING REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO
 I GUESS YOU CAN'T DO THAT UNTIL YOU DROP THE FUCKING CASE. I GUESS THERE'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST

OH IT'S PRETTY FUNNY SO WHILE THERE'S A CONFLICT AND VICIOUS YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND SPENDING MY MONEY TO USE MONEY TO FUCKING HARASS ME OVER AND OVER AND OVER TO REPETITIVE CYCLE . I BET YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA EVER. HOW CAN IT LOSE? HOW CAN IT FAIL?

I'LL TELL YOU HOW: IT'S AN OBVIOUS CONTRIVANCE THAT YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF, AND THERE IS NO NEW FORMULA.

IT'S A STORY I MADE UP.

ON THIS VERY WEBSITE.


IT WAS A RUMOR THAT I MADE UP FAKE AND YOU'VE ALL BOUGHT IT
YOU'RE CHASING AFTER A NEW FORMULA THAT DOESN'T EXIST.
“ CHANGE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ” HAHAHAHA, DUDE FUCK YOU.

“ ONLY TWIGGYFORD CAN WRITE THE NEW BLESSING.” YEAH IMAGINE THAT TESS STILL HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM. I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE LIKELY THAT HE'D FIGHT TO BITE. BUT I BET YOU FUCKING DOLLARS A DONUTS THAT YOU FUCKING CALLED HIM AND ASKED HIM, AND HE SAID WHAT THE FUCK NO, I BET YOU FUCKING DID THAT. BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING METH ADDICTED FUCKING TRUFFLE HAD BITCH. YOU HAVE TO CHEST EVERY FUCKING SCENARIO YOU HAVE TO TRY EVERYTHING YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH THIS SHIT YOU CAN'T LET IT GO YOU CAN'T EVER DROP IT YOU HAVE TO KEEP GOING FOREVER UNTIL YOU FIND IT.

AND YOU NEVER WILL. BECAUSE I MADE IT UP ENTIRELY .

I DID THIS TO ENTRAP YOU. (Facts.) NOT OUT OF MALICE. NOT SPECIFICALLY TARGETING YOU. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO YOU ARE. WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE THE PERSON BEHIND ALL THIS IS DESPERATELY HOPING TO COMPLETELY THROW ME IT AWAY AND THEN NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS AGAIN, AND HE'S ALMOST GOT IT EXCEPT...

HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE ON ME, EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, HE'S BEEN CAUGHT TRAINING PEOPLE TO FUCKING CATCH ME WITH FUCKING FAKE FRAME JOBS, HE'S GOT A DOCUMENTED TRAIL OF EVIDENCE THAT DOES NOTHING BUT LEAD TO RIGHT HERE WHEN WHICH I SAY, “ IT'S A FUCKING HOAX, ” THERE IS NO NEW FORMULA —


AT LEAST AS FAR AS I KNOW —

AND ALL OF THE INFORMATION AND AND ARRANGEMENTS THAT IS VISIBLE AND ACQUIRED IN THE DOCUMENTARY TRAINING OF EVIDENCE POINTS VERY SADLY TO THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO CASE HERE, NOT AT ALL, AND YET THERE'S ALSO THE VERY OBVIOUS FACT THAT THIS FUCKING TRUFFLE-HEADED SPUR-HOARDED FUCKHEAD IS GOING ON AND ON AND ON MAKING MONEY TAKING MONEY AND SPENDING MONEY IN A CIRCULAR THING USING TRUST GUIDANCE AND VARIOUS MALFEASANCES OF ACCOUNTING. IT'S ALL VERY COMPLICATED.

AND IT'S ALSO VERY OBVIOUSLY NOTHING BUT A BOONDOGGLE THAT YOU'VE GENERATED BASED ON A RUMOR THAT I TOLLED YOU. LOOK, I'M JACKSTAR I MADE THE RUMOR, NEW FORMULA, I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT A NEW FORMULA I WAS JUST TALKING ON MY ASS I SAID CRANKY FERGUS I LOVE CRAIGY FERG I SAID THERE'S A NEW BLESSING BECAUSE WELL THERE WOULD BE IF THERE WAS ONE
 IF THERE WAS ONE I WOULD BE A NEW BUSING AND I WOULD HEAR ABOUT IT BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT IT YET AND I WOULD GET HIM BUT THERE ISN'T ONE.


NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE. (Maybe someone else knows.

Go investigate someone else. Shut this shit down. Fair warning.,)

NOTE THE POWER OF THE METHAMPHETAMINE NEUROTRANSMITTER REUPTAKE RELAPSE CYCLE. ANY POSSIBLE CHANCE THAT THERE MIGHT BE A NEW FORMULA HAS TO BE INVESTIGATED, WELL SINCE I DON'T KNOW OF ONE AND I'M SAYING IT WAS A RUMOR... THEN I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE SO MUCH FUCKING ENFORCEMENT MONEY AND WATCH MONEY TO WATCH ON ME, SO I GUESS YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR BUDGET AND YOU CAN GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND YOU CAN CHECK WITH CRAIG FERGUSON, SHIRLEY MANSON, GARBAGE, MY FAVORITE GARBAGE, YOU CAN CHECK WITH JO ANN BARNETT, BOTH MY SECOND AND FOURTH FAVORITE BARNETT, OH AND BY THE WAY DON'T I LIVE ON BARNES DRIVE?

WHAT A COINKY-DINK. YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY IS THAT I CALLED HER ONE TIME, AND THEN I GOT DANA A LITTLE BIT ON THE PHONE TALKING THROUGH A VOCODER TRYING TO PRESENT TO BE JO ANN BARNETT. IT WAS A LITTLE UNCANNY. BUT NOT A LOT TOO VALLEY.

GO AHEAD AND ASK HER, SEE IF SHE KNOWS ANYBODY A NEW FORMULA. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A NEW FORMULA. I DON'T NEED A NEW FORMULA. B I DON'T MAKE METH. I DON'T NEED TO USE METH. I LIKE METH IN TERMS OF IT BEING AVAILABLE TO ME AND ME KNOW HOW TO USE IT. I LIKE USING TOOLS. I LIKE LEARNING HOW TO USE TOOLS.

YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER, YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY LIFE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'M GOING TO FUCKING NARROW YOUR ASS TO THE GODDAMN WALL TAKE YOUR FUCKING INVESTIGATIVE BULLSHIT AND RUN. AWAY. FROM ME.

THERE IS NO NEW FORMULA. LONG LIVE THE NEW FORMULA.
PREPARE FOR THE LAUNCH OF A NEW INVESTIGATION.


YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.
YOU MUST CHECK EVERY OPTION.
AND YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL THAT YOU'VE CHECKED THIS OPTION ENOUGH. ERGO: PACK YOUR BAGS OF SPLIT LITTLE DOGGY. DON'T MAKE ME GUY A GODDAMN LAWYER TO FUCKING GET RESTRAINING ORDERS, FUCKING LIFE.

ONLY THAT WAY ONCE YOU'RE FUCKING GONE CAN I FUCKING FIND GRAPEFRUIT. SO I'D LIKE TO GET YOUR FUCKING FAT LITTLE FUCK GONE DUMBASS.

OH AND YOU FAIRLY KNOW THIS. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY WAYS TO FUCKING PROVE THAT YOU'RE THIS DIABOLICAL BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE NOT THAT FUCKING STUPID YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT ME FOR 3 AND 1/2 YEARS DUDE 3 AND 1/2 YEARS I DON'T DO SHIT I DON'T FUCKING NOTHING I'VE GOTTEN HASN'T BEEN ANYTHING BUT FROM YOU.

YOU THROW THE SHIT AT ME LIKE RICE AT A FUCKING WEDDING FOR YEARS.
I DON'T CARE IT IS FUCKING COT CANDY NOT ABUSED I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING IT'S JUST LIKE A FUCKING BATTLE OF PROTEIN.

TO YOU IT'S THE FUCKING END-ALL BE-ALL MESSIAH BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THE GODDAMN METHAMPHETAMINE INITIATION INITIATE LEVEL INITIATION WORKS. I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU HOW THAT WORKS. LET'S JUST PUT THIS WAY:

YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH CRYSTAL METH. I LOVE TEA.

*sips liquid LSD-25*

WE ARE NOT THE SAME.


NOW IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED THIS OUT MOTHERFUCKER, THESE ARE YOUR FUCKING WALKING PAPERS. GET THE FUCK GOING KNOCK THIS SHIT DOWN. YOU WERE GOING TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING STAY THAT WAY AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT IN YOUR OWN GODDAMN DIME.

AND ONCE YOU ARE GONE FAR ENOUGH, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO KNOW WHERE I FUCKING FIND HER. YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING WORRY THE FUCKING DAY IF YOU EVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING TO ME EVER FUCKING AGAIN I WILL SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING THROAT WITH MY LITTLE FUCKING THUMBS YOU FAILED DUMB BITCH.

DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME LUIS WAIN? BECAUSE THIS IS NO GODDAMN JOKE.

YOU ARE FUCKING FIRED  HIT THE BRICKS PAL AND BEAT IT BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING THE FUCK IF I JURISDICTION FOREVER. END YOUR SHIT GO AWAY YOU LOSE THERE'S NO NEW METH.
THERE'S NO OLD METH. EXCEPT FOR THE OLD METH THAT YOU'VE TURNED INTO POISON DELIBERATELY YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY NO I WON'T SELL IT TO YOU WHEN I CALLED YOU ON THE FUCKING PHONE, RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF GARDEN COUNTRY, I DIDN'T GO TO BACK BACK ALLEY MEETING. I DIDN'T GO TO A SECRET LODGE FORTIFICATION. I JUST CURLED UP THE MAN AND SAID HEY DUDE I NEED A BAG.

SO I GOT GUESS YOU GOT ME ON SOLICITING. EXCEPT YOU DON'T. THE ONLY THING I WANTED TO BAG FOR WAS TO ENTRAP YOU BITCH. THE ONLY THING I WANTED TO BEG FOR WAS TO ENTRAP YOU, YOU STUPID SKIESY FUCKING LOSER. AND IT FUCKING WORKED.

NOT GOING TO LIE I'M PRETTY PLEASED WITH MYSELF.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, LOUIS? IT'S FUCKING OVER. AND YOU'RE FUCKING DONE. PRETTY QUICK AFTER ONLY 3 AND 1/2 YEARS, IT TOOK 35 YEARS FOR SWINSTEIN. I USED TO WONDER WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG TO BUILD A CASE ON JUST WEINSTEIN.

OKAY WELL NOW I FUCKING KNOW. AND AS A BONUS NOW THAT I FUCKING KNOW I CAN WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THAT ONE AND THIS ONE. AND THE MORE YOU FUCKING SIT AROUND AND WAIT AND BITTEN MY FACE LOUIS WAIN, THE MORE DETAILED MY DELVING IT TO YOUR WAYS AND ME WAS FUCKING BE.

I AM PRETTY SURE WE HAVEN'T UNDERSTANDING HERE.

YOU WILL DO THIS LICKETY SPLIT OR THIS SHIT WILL ESCALATE.

I'M NOT GOING TO HIRE A LAWYER. I AM NOT GOING TO HIRE A TEAM OF DEFENDERS. I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG. I SAVED MY FAMILY'S LIFE.

SO FUCK YOU. I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM NOW. SO FUCK YOU.
THE MORE YOU FUCKING MAKE ME WAIT, WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING RULES OF ENGAGEMENT BULLSHIT THE MORE LIKELY IT'S GOING TO BE THEN I'M A HIRE A FUCKING LIGHT CARGO AIRPLANE TO CRASH INTO YOUR FUCKING MANSION YOU DUMB COUNTRY FUCKING TURBO FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING DARK ASS BITCH.

DIDN'T THEY BLOW UP GARY OLDMAN IN THE PROFESSIONAL WITH A BELT OF FUCKING HAND GRENADES? I SEEM TO REMEMBER THAT.

I WILL FUCKING RENT A CARGO PLANE MOTHER FUCKER AND I WILL FILL OUR FUCKING THING WITH GRENADES AND I WILL CRUSH IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE, I WILL FUCKING JUMP OUT THE LAST MINUTE WITH A HALF PARACHUTE, AND I'LL COMB THROUGH THE RUBBLE WITH MY GODDAMN BARE FINGERS AND I'LL FIND YOUR GODDAMN HEAD AND I'LL PISS IN YOUR FACE AND SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER .


THAT'S MY GODDAMN JOB NOW. IT SHOULD BE A VERY SHORT FUCKING JOB. WITH ALL THIS FUCKING BUILD UP AND FUCKING ALL CAPS YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT LUIS CUZ IF YOU ARE NOT I SWEAR TO CHRIST I WILL COME FIND YOU AND IT WILL FUCKING FLAY THE SKIN OFF YOUR FUCKING BODY.

I WILL HANG YOU UPSIDE DOWN AND BLEED YOUR ASS OUT INTO A PIG TROUGH. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME, CAPTAIN CAPE GIRARDEAU?

ALSO: THAT REMINDS ME. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT CAPE GIRARDEAU? DO YOU THINK I DON'T FUCKING KNOW? I BELIEVE I FUCKING KNOW.

(*Cool stories. Take your schizo meds. ß∞∞∞∞μ *)

AS A GRACIOUS SYMBOL OF FRIENDSHIP AND COMPANIONSHIP AND GENERAL GOOD-NATURED BONHOMIE, AND AS A TESTAMENT OF UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN OUR THREE PEOPLES. I NOW PRESENT TO YOU THE ALGONQUIN-MAGYAR-LIBER♥∆🆎€‽FUCKX‽Qjüï\j€‽>KVVZÎ><RUBINI><LOUĪΧ><VV∆^î^№><Ī•—G!J<3®><Ī🗽|🗼T⭕Wrh™><GINGER*snaps*NIGLUHS><🌲TĪ🅿️⭕rhVV®><🍎🍇🍏🍊🍑


WRAP IT UP. IT'S FRIDAY. IF I'M NOT SLURPING KUNI BY FUCKING SUNDAY NIGHT I WILL FUCKING COME END YOU. IDGAF.

I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING HERE.

Also understand this: your dope sucks. What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Oh yeah you're probably mad you didn't make money yet. *Tee-hee!* I imagine you thought this was going to work out differently.

You imagine I thought you were going to work out. HA! We are not the same.

I want 63.9 million in unmarked $50USD bills delivered to me by 08/08/2025. (Obligatory stretch goal.) I want a pony to kill your children, like in Gone With The Wind. I don't know how many children you have, I don't know if you have children. (Facts.) If you have more than one child, it'll have to be a serial killing pony.

Best kind, really. Adieu.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on August 01, 2025, 08:54:38 PM
And you’re a thuggie piggy.

I have neither a law enforcement background nor any history of being happy, covered in slops. Let's take a step back here.

I'm not talking to your old shitload of fucking AI syndicate bots. I don't need an interaction that much. I don't like to write that much. If I'm going to write. I'm going to get paid and I've already written plenty, none of you are doing anything important, you're not telling me what I need to know, you're being a bunch of fucking assholes, I don't think you'll understand just how annoying you all are.

You lied to me and you stole my money. We're done here. You have no power over me, no attraction, nor affection. You have had your chance to be nice to me.

I have needs. I'm going to meet them. If you're not involved in that process, I'm not involved. I'm bored of this now. I cannot stress you enough how little interest I have in any of your cute little law enforcement tricks. I have a cute little trick that I use on the daily;

I simply don't break laws. I do my best. I don't care what the hell  think, you bring nothing to my life and you're a joke.

This conversation can no longer serve any purpose.
Good day.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on August 02, 2025, 02:33:44 AM
I'm not talking to your old shitload of fucking AI syndicate bots. I don't need an interaction that much.

Ī. L¡Œ:
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: AZZERAE on August 08, 2025, 05:22:42 PM
...IT WAS A RUMOR THAT I MADE UP FAKE AND YOU'VE ALL BOUGHT IT...AND IT'S ALSO VERY OBVIOUSLY NOTHING BUT A BOONDOGGLE...

You trolled yourself? Tell me more.
Title: Re: Ask Jack Anything
Post by: Jackstar on September 27, 2025, 10:24:43 AM
You trolled yourself?

https://scitechdaily.com/a-masterpiece-for-the-first-time-scientists-keep-a-mammalian-cochlea-alive-outside-the-body/

Tell me more.

I'll see what I can do with your babelfish, Short Round. Eyes on you.